Clarkson, Hammond and May Parking Compilation

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Жыл бұрын

only included bits where parking is the main focus/topic of discussion or else the video would be too long. obviously missed a lot here.
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@pixelbros1280 Жыл бұрын

I love that these are still being uploaded, hopefully you never run out of themes

@incTG Жыл бұрын

how hard can it be

@padisuromertani Жыл бұрын

@@incTG Don't say that! (Richard Hammond voice)

@MrTea101 Жыл бұрын

@@padisuromertani That's a theme right there.

@GlitchyGamers18 Жыл бұрын

@@incTGboom! Next video

@dawsont933 Жыл бұрын

@@incTG 100% need a "top gear borrowing things"

@londonfoodclub2994 Жыл бұрын

Jezza: “Have you seen a long haired man? An idiot?” Italian man without hesitation points towards May 💀 This 3 are absolute pioneers ❤️

@cartman2dk Жыл бұрын

without hesitation and with enthusiasm its hilarious.

@trainman665 Жыл бұрын

It’s all scripted

@terrificfrogg8377 Жыл бұрын

@@trainman665 it's the best kind of improv

@trainman665 Жыл бұрын

@@terrificfrogg8377 It’s not improv.

@adamuk5037 Жыл бұрын

@@trainman665 I’m improv… and so’s my wife!

@pabloleon9593 Жыл бұрын

23:55 -How far away is that? -Like 15 feet -Hammond? -What? -We live in London, we can build a 4 million pounds house in that gap That part got me tearing lol

@TehRuiAlv3z Жыл бұрын

"Why don't we just make a sign that says 'SORRY'??" 🤣

@twittykins Жыл бұрын

My favourite bits are: 1. Richard adopting the 'French' attitude to parking 0:10. 2. James trying to cram his dishwasher into a boot that's slightly too small 0:42. 3. Jeremy and his efforts at trying to pay for his parking space 25:20.

@eduardpeeterlemming Жыл бұрын

French package

@souleymaneben Жыл бұрын

The "To be fair it doesn't say no murdering either" just before was rather good too

@James-cr8mt Жыл бұрын

carnage au trois was hilarious

@giuseppethesantis Жыл бұрын

"oh, Merd" 😂😂😂😂

@brodeeb.9323 Жыл бұрын

I read these as if it's a top gear intro

@BW2212_TRS Жыл бұрын

No matter the theme, parking to speed limits, you can’t stop laughing at these, best trio on the planet

@ramblingrob4693 Жыл бұрын

All written for them. The other people are actors so to speak

@PneumatinisPlaktukas15 Жыл бұрын

@@ramblingrob4693 Are you the type of person who watches "Fawlty Towers" and thinks it’s a documentary? Obviously Top Gear is scripted since it’s pretty much a comedy show. That shouldn’t stop you from enjoying it unless you have no sense of humour whatsoever.

@TheCommissarIsDead 11 ай бұрын

@@PneumatinisPlaktukas15amen dude. I’ve seen a lot of those “it’s scripted” comments on this video,like no shit it has a script,they wouldn’t go anywhere without one 😂 they keep acting like it’s some profound statement that says they’re so smart or some shit😂 like Christ we get it,the shows scripted,we enjoy it now fuck off😂 love you bro

@MoleratKing21 Жыл бұрын

Clarkson, Hammond and May being awkward around women would be hilarious

@messiha666 Жыл бұрын

Iunno what you're on about. May is an absolute star around women. The natural ease with which he talks about his lawnmower to 'em is just astonishing.

@Boemel Жыл бұрын

handbrake turn compilation ?

@superhawk20002 Жыл бұрын

Ummm, these guys are legends to the female variety as well. It would be more amusing to see the women being awkward around those 3.

@TimSlee1 Жыл бұрын

James May isn't awkward around women, they're awkward around him.

@Maxmulham Жыл бұрын

Hello

@thetireless1812 Жыл бұрын

I truly appreciate these compilations. It’s like an audiobook of the most profound blokes. I discovered Top Gear a couple years ago, but it was during a period of change for me. It’s like an intrinsic part of my life now. I think it’s a bit like that Sainsbury’s taste the difference cheese.

@incTG Жыл бұрын

am i the more rubbish cheese for poor people?

@JaredConnell Жыл бұрын

@@incTG no mate, you're like the Dacia Sandero

@aeu569 Жыл бұрын

Same here. When I was growing up we were poor and didn't have a car. Then when I was older my mate was giving me a lift and we were in an accident. All of that made sure I didn't develop a passion for cars. Years later I stumbled upon the india special. I never watched tg since I thought it was a car programme. I started watching reruns religiously and a year later I got my licence and first wheels. Now I drive a 2021 Dacia Sandero

@xyroah Жыл бұрын

@@aeu569 truly a prodigy of Captain Slow good man

@jaypollen5839 Жыл бұрын

The french Grand Tour Ep felt like classic top gear days

@Jon7763 Жыл бұрын

the best part of that French car episode is when Richard rear-ends James later in the episode he doesn't scream "HAMMOND!!!!" he calmly says "Oh no, my dishwasher"

@TheGrenadier97 11 ай бұрын

8:54 - That segment is nice, feels even more natural with each one doing their part and the audience participating too

@aviation.satire Жыл бұрын

40min of them parking holy shit😂😂

@jordanseay216 Жыл бұрын

It’s so funny that the parking compilation is not that much shorter than the speed camera compilation. Keep it going!

@natekraner3721 Жыл бұрын

I kept expecting it to be almost over and it just kept going 😂 too many hijinks

@jordanseay216 Жыл бұрын

@@natekraner3721 Haha same!

@Creatronic Жыл бұрын

That’s because as James said, parking is not an end within itself. 😂

@BaldMancTwat 11 ай бұрын

@@Creatronic It always makes me crack up when he says "We're going out to do some parking". It reminds me of when I was learning to drive and actually did go out to do some parking with my dad quite often.

@Bruniastys Жыл бұрын

10:58 "have you seen a very long hairded man, an idiot? ''HERE"

@squeakers27 Жыл бұрын

35:40 Bay not wide enough for the car haha. This reminds me when the council repainted the parking bays down my road after they resurfaced the road and my car was the only one out of other neighbors who used the bays that was too wide for the bays so the council had to come and repaint the bays down the road to the correct width that they were before they resurfaced the road.

@tailsnascarfan93 Жыл бұрын

Carnage A Trois was one of the funniest specials I have seen. But that off road bit had me laughing the whole way through. So good.

@JackMcLeodJr 11 ай бұрын

The golden years of television, there is nothing worth watching on regular TV nowadays. Clarkson, Hammond and May's chemistry together was second to none.

@VLG105 Жыл бұрын

The distress flare and weather balloon car location solution is genius.

@mycroftsanchez901 Жыл бұрын

Another brilliant selection from incT, thanks for putting this toghther and posting!

@tbmofoulprinceromero Жыл бұрын

The fact that there are 2 separate clips about parking a Countach says a lot about its practicality.

@BaldMancTwat 11 ай бұрын

It's funny, you can watch videos of people driving Countachs today and they still use the same method to park it (The Stradman did a video where he does it a few days ago.)

@l1lwip Жыл бұрын

I love these videos to a degree i cannot explain, please continue uploading; i can’t survive without Clarkson, HAMMOND, and May compilations

@rolytnz Жыл бұрын

They are truly the Three Stooges of motoring. Highly entertaining.

@keegan4854 Жыл бұрын

These 3 could test out a toaster and I'll watch every second of it

@electricpaisy6045 Жыл бұрын

2:10 Imagine Jeremy Clarkson being the reasonable voice in a discusssion.

@IDontHaveACreativeHandle Жыл бұрын

Keep up with the top gear vids, I've binge-watched nearly all of them lol

@wonderland.6 Жыл бұрын

he shouted at the boat and it actually stopped and listened😂

@onlinefriend3889 11 ай бұрын

14:47 "This is what going to hell in a handcart feels like..." "...Because I've had a Nobel peace prize for parellel parking" Out of context James May fits in so well in this transition

@jnbadger1 Жыл бұрын

Keep them coming, please. You're the only one I pay attention to when it comes to my 2 favorite shows.

@incTG Жыл бұрын

wouldn't hurt to pay attention to the official channel too

@Dauthdart Жыл бұрын

I recommend BlueYNC, they have full episodes and full specials broken up into playlists, go to their playlist section to find everything

@ILOVEBACONBOY2018 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for this, love these compilations.

@markcraven8386 Жыл бұрын

The bits of BBC radio are so appropriate, especially the traffic report. LOL "I need to drill some holes for your eyes." "You bloody don't !" LOL

@dtb4394 Жыл бұрын

28:35 I will never, ever, ever get to a stage in life when I don't crease up laughing at that I A M symbol for driving. Looking forward to the next series from the farm too. Just had a kebab, washed down with a chilled Hawkstone lager. Bordering on a perfect Saturday night.

@adthalls 8 ай бұрын

the fact that a GoPro broke the railing of the jetty at 4:42 is amazing!

@incTG Жыл бұрын

how does this have 1.1 million views already it's a 40 minute video of them parking

@raiu8413 Жыл бұрын

Quality content attracts quality people

@pom8130 Жыл бұрын

It's because your content is one of the best content of all contents of all continental of all content

@yhammess1175 Жыл бұрын

When Hammond said 'but what the French will do' oh god 😂

@davidgordon2305 Жыл бұрын

we love clarkson! the big gormless galoot that he is!

@neilmurphy845 Жыл бұрын

I love the French episode on the grand tour that was funny especially the dishwasher one

@ericthom726 Жыл бұрын

As much as they say they hate each other these clips just prove they really do like each other

@Lindrios Жыл бұрын

Love the compilations, keep them coming!

@incTG Жыл бұрын

i shall!

@behzadmirmozaffari2563 Жыл бұрын

The memories.... Dear God, please grant these three men immortality!

@JPkerVideo Жыл бұрын

James slamming the trunk on the washing machine is actually physically painful lmao...

@alexgerrits349 Жыл бұрын

I own all of the episodes of each series. I watch these compilations to inspire the one to watch. I want to watch every one of these episodes now.

@BeverleyEllie-dr1ww Жыл бұрын

I've seen this film many times. It's really wonderful.

@LandonLovette Жыл бұрын

If you haven't done a trio fashion compilation, I would suggest that next. Thanks for the great uploads!

@km7101 Жыл бұрын

Great Video. I'm going to go check the treads on my tyres RIGHT NOW!

@jeremyfong5684 Жыл бұрын

"have you seen a very long-haired man, an idiot?"

@harrysatin5110 Жыл бұрын

In 1991 I was in Paris, I saw Taxi’s bang into each others bumpers at traffic lights, and watched a car get lightly sideswiped, and nothing, no cars stopping, no arguments between drivers nothing 😂😂😂

@WalintHUN Жыл бұрын

Well, this is only true if everyone is French, when we went by bus in the roundabout of the Arc de Triomphe in Paris in December 2000... and the tourist leader just talked about how French drivers are cool... as a Hungarian tourist and one came from the side and hit us, he screamed for half an hour and then called a cop…

@Lincolntowncoupe Жыл бұрын

Parallel parking a Countach would be nerve racking in so many more ways than the poor visibility.

@Ochumvru Жыл бұрын

You know you're iconic when you can have a 40min vid about parking with over 1m views

@DeanMoxley87 Жыл бұрын

Nice to see you included Kaleb

@MrFluffytheTurtle Жыл бұрын

Over the years the moment where they all 3 arrive in their chosen vehicles, the boat one is somehow the best

@eurosonly Жыл бұрын

Clarkson not wanting to take advantage of people getting stuck in his mud? He really has aged for the better.

@deanbelden6316 Жыл бұрын

Excellent choice on the wheels mate, perfect colour.

@Akotski-ys9rr Жыл бұрын

I love how they just say “sorry!”

@lukasg623 Жыл бұрын

Holy shit thats a long one. *insert The office quote*

@bmstylee Жыл бұрын

That's what she said

@michaelball4683 Жыл бұрын

@@bmstylee Yeah, but not to you.☹

@bmstylee Жыл бұрын

@@michaelball4683 hey I know where I stand. It's ok.

@hongsengchan9855 Жыл бұрын

@@michaelball4683 or you

@robertnapier624 Жыл бұрын

“Tonight! I try and park a car using speed and power……… Richard tries to park a car without crashing…….. and James tries to park a car very slowly.

@danielgarner2963 Жыл бұрын

Not just France Hammond, I've seen them park like that in Spain and Italy too!

@wallshider Жыл бұрын

Less than 2 minutes into your video and I already knew you know how to edit. Great job!

@Popotato7777 11 ай бұрын

40 minutes of pure gold

@ScottMcmillianII1996 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for uploading these compilations.

@neilmurphy845 Жыл бұрын

Hammond inside the Audi TT is got to be the most funniest thing ever 😂.

@STho205 Жыл бұрын

My neighbors son has a TT that doesn't run (bad turbo). I'm going to suggest that he sell it to a border coyote for that very trick.

@TommyCullen-VacuumConnisour Жыл бұрын

how do you keep coming up with ideas, your genius, it generates gravity...

@samjesus8 Жыл бұрын

this is just amazing, to think that there is enough video to make a parking compilation. At this rate i wont be surprised if there is a toilet compilation for top gear. I love this show and it is for this very reason

@incTG Жыл бұрын

i have some bad news for you kzfaq.info/get/bejne/b86ff9iL3ZvFqas.html

@incTG Жыл бұрын

1.4 million saw the video and thought "yes. just what i want to watch"

@samjesus8 Жыл бұрын

@@incTG imma gladly watch this lmao. Bro top gear is that good u could make a compilation on literally anything

@Dave_Sisson Жыл бұрын

At 2:47 it appears that Jeremy Corbin does not approve of Jeremy Clarkson's attempts to park in London.

@BaldMancTwat 11 ай бұрын

It's weird for me to watch the scenes at 7:00. I used to live in that area and the Blockbuster behind them (Which had already closed down by this point) is where my family would rent videos on the weekends when I was about 10. The tall grey building behind them at 7:43 is somewhere I was constantly delivering pizzas too when I was a pizza delivery guy in my late teens.

@razrhiannaspiers8506 Жыл бұрын

Has there been a compilation of locals helping the presenters cars/bikes/vehicles, whether it’s breakdowns and/or trying to get it to start? E.g. Jeremy’s Vespa in Vietnam

@jonoleech7832 3 ай бұрын

I love that I can search “top gear parking” and a 40 minute compilation comes up

@zunaidkajee4540 Жыл бұрын

Love the upload. Would have been nice if you had shown the season and episode....

@StefanBacon Жыл бұрын

Nearly every modern semi tractor in America is like that Saab: completely impossible to drive on account of the drunken robot flipping the switch on the clutch.

@neilmurphy845 Жыл бұрын

Yes that would drive me nuts how do you deal with that.

@StefanBacon Жыл бұрын

@@neilmurphy845 I don't. I got fired from Roehl and now I have a job where I drive a 15 speed Mack that's older than me about once a month. It's fantastic. Don't work for an ATA member if you can avoid it. Big carriers suck ass, especially Roehl. I'd have been better off at Knight-Swift.

@averywho6430 Жыл бұрын

Imagine living in the UK and just seeing these antics on the street. Honestly, it beats whatever the hell we see in the US.

@iannorton4463 Жыл бұрын

Bloody ell. Your doing something brilliant. 1.2 million views in 2 weeks 👌🙌

@stinkeye460 Жыл бұрын

Clarkson's doc on the greatest raid of WW2 got me interested in him. His commercials for his lager made me a dedicated admirer. Free speech is freedom, even if you disagree with what the person says. Too many people in America and Britain don't understand this because we have allowed the NAZIs and Communist to take over education.

@yavaulie2839 Жыл бұрын

True

@christophemichelotti6386 Жыл бұрын

Ce sont vraiment des fou, Ça me manque l'ancien top Gear

@LucyTheCat Жыл бұрын

Clarkson, hammond and may iPod compilation? (They talk about it a lot more than you’d think)

@incTG Жыл бұрын

maybe

@ObviouslyKieran Жыл бұрын

James May saying "Ooh, merde" is way funnier than it should be.

@Fortunes.Fool. Жыл бұрын

6:35 “You’ve arrived. Lovely.” LLMMAAOO I forgot about that one

@RealPanzer999 Жыл бұрын

Clarkson, Hammond & May are probably the only people capable of being funny whilst parking XD

@jamescagney2713 Жыл бұрын

Really? It is a crap program that is worked around crap.

@WallChart Жыл бұрын

I love the clip of Hammond in the bumper 😂😂

@MasterFlores35 3 ай бұрын

James’s clap at the end was sadly met with silence and epicness for cheering on his mate 😆

@Plackgifts Жыл бұрын

Love this program

@silentdeath7847 Жыл бұрын

1:03 in Norway we would just Either secure the items and drive with the booth open or get one of those ropes to secure items in trailers and such and attach it to something in the trunk and attach it to the booth to hold it in place. Actually saw 2 people doin that last one while I was writing this 😂

@Platesmasher Жыл бұрын

In Australia we carry the fridge on our back

@petrolhead982 Жыл бұрын

From which episode was convertible SAAB parking? Can't remember.

@incTG Жыл бұрын

worst car in the history of the world

@petrolhead982 Жыл бұрын

@@incTG thank you!

@STho205 Жыл бұрын

I'm not a fan of proprietary phone apps to pay for trivial things like parking or recreation park day fees. If the administrator doesn't have enough interest to send a person around to collect the fee, then screw them because they likely won't pay wardens to ever check.

@Trashdotcom. 11 ай бұрын

I didn’t realize this was 40 minutes and watched the whole thing! 😅

@davidtrotter3836 Жыл бұрын

Lol! That was great! Love you guys!!!

@neilmurphy845 Жыл бұрын

The dig at the three-wheel cars is so funny

@timhicks2154 Жыл бұрын

Had me in stitches! 😂😂

@badlarry172 Жыл бұрын

"the button on the key fob activates a flare" classic

@AussiePeter Жыл бұрын

I can’t believe you edited this together. Must have taken forever

@incTG Жыл бұрын

yep

@jacobrumens9601 Жыл бұрын

40 minutes of the trio trying to park? Much better to watch than the New Top Gear.

@patagualianmostly7437 Жыл бұрын

Have you tried watching "Paint Drying"...?...It's hilarious.....compared with the "New" Top Gear.

@jacobrumens9601 Жыл бұрын

@@patagualianmostly7437 No, but you know what’s better to watch than the new Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson peeling a potato 😂

@SpiritHealer1 Жыл бұрын

This show alone makes me wish I grew up in England.

@mrarnold96 Жыл бұрын

These 3 middle aged blokes are really good. Even when they try to park is interesting

@Zman9042 Жыл бұрын

*signs in, immediately sees them bashing the French* Me: “…This is exactly what I came here for” 😂😂

@perhapscoleiro3164 Жыл бұрын

Missed the $10,000 Supercar parking challenge, Jeremy getting stuck in a Ford GT in studio and the TG Peugeot parking but amazing compilation none the less