Classic Opie & Anthony: Ruining People's Days with Bill Burr (03/22/07)

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The show starts with Opie, Anthony and Bill saying they could be waking up people who's days are going to be ruined, or will ruin someones day in a way which will change their lives forever. They take calls, come up with situations and have a good time discussing this.
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@kevinmeaney7965 3 жыл бұрын

Bill burr-“even in my fantasies I don’t get the girl” is the most relatable thing i’ve heard in my life

@jackp.3605 Жыл бұрын

Damn, du

@heySTUPIDass Жыл бұрын

Real talk, who has actual sex dreams? My erection is non existent in my dreams. Mfer is a FAILURE

@kimwarnke8510 3 ай бұрын

Me too. I'm such a loser. But I still enjoy my life so no sweat...

@marcellocapone4925 2 жыл бұрын

Stumbling across these classic bits is cathartic.

@cyberslick18 10 жыл бұрын

"We def won't be in the same building if the two companies merge" Oh boy how fucking wrong you were lol

@frankjohnson123 11 жыл бұрын

"Two's not a prime number. Can't you divide it by one?" --Bill Burr

@EmperorOab 3 жыл бұрын

As a math major, i endorse this comment

@iamfantastic.iamgreat3649 2 жыл бұрын

@@EmperorOab aaaaa

@iamfantastic.iamgreat3649 2 жыл бұрын

You said that 8 years ago! Imagine Opie kissing you goodnight! Just imagine it now! Do it! Imagine it!

@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 2 жыл бұрын

@@EmperorOab math major huh?…NOBODY CARES

@beastfromthemiddleeast6369 2 жыл бұрын

@@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 I care.

@barnyfraggles 9 жыл бұрын

Even nearly a decade later, hearing Anthony's divorce stories is bad for my blood pressure.

@Station9.75 4 жыл бұрын

43Aquaman - What does that even mean?

@YoungBuckofthe69 4 жыл бұрын

@@43Aquaman high school is for people who want to be slaves. You learn more doing your own thing in the real world.

@liquidmang 3 жыл бұрын

Its enraging, but then I hear WHY he got married, he basically deserves it.

@jacobsmith1997 2 жыл бұрын

Anthony was just a dumbass, new york is an at fault state and when your at fault you end up paying more than usual. He could of just divorced her and prob got away with paying her jack shit based off what he was making at the time and not future earnings. Not to mention he takes no responsibility in the fact he knew from the beginning he was marrying into a terrible marriage and still did it like an idiot. Grow up and take responsibility for your dumbass decisions lmao. Edit for people that don't know but most MEN should only be marrying in at fault states because if your wife is caught cheating (among other shit) you can basically get away with all your assets in the divorce if you listen to your lawyer and not be a dumbass.

@TimothyDonaghue 11 жыл бұрын

Just confirming again that Opie and Anthony are the best radio show in history.

@580Hector 3 жыл бұрын

@ 17:22 Anthony’s uncle fires him @ 26:10 Man fires dead cook @ 35:02 Anthony’s divorce @ 50:14 Man kills wife audio @ 1:04:00 Ant and Bill take a test @ 1:15:25 Charlie tries to bash O&A @ 1:25:18 Charlie calls back @ 1:28:40 Ant and Bill continue the test @ 1:43:40 Man breaks up in public @ 1:50:20 Ant and Bill finish test

@tobymcgroby8967 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much, Timestampers are the MVPs of KZfaq👏👏👏

@maxgallego5288 2 жыл бұрын

Youre amazing

@skipvanwinkle4382 2 жыл бұрын

You know what dyude. Fuckin decent

@lastcall3544 Жыл бұрын

@2:07:30 Ant imitates constant

@JadeDude1973 10 жыл бұрын

The last time I got fired (2004 maybe) I kind of knew it was coming. I had literally screamed at my supervisor on the phone... I was so angry, I couldn't even form words. I just screamed and hung up. An hour or two later, she walked in and asked me to go up to HR with her. I said "no thank you" and started packing up my shit.

@MrEvanNoyes 3 жыл бұрын

Fuck superiors that are full of themselves. They think they’re the shit cause they’re the manager of some dumb fuckin company

@noogie003 3 жыл бұрын

Evan Noyes Fuck grunts like you, who never have their shit together that we supervisors need to look after and give 1000 chances to. Never seen a guy get fired who wasn’t a complete shit head.

@MrEvanNoyes 3 жыл бұрын

Wonderus Waffle It was a joke you moron. I’m a manager of a department. O and A listeners really are as dumb as they say.

@heavymetal_cutting_fabrication 3 жыл бұрын

@@MrEvanNoyes you should try jokes that are funny. Then people will know they’re jokes. Nothing about that reads as a joke. 🙄

@armin38822 9 жыл бұрын

I hate it so much when ope says '' WE ARE GOING TO GET INTO BUNCH OF THINGS HERE BUT FIRST... ''

@damiencross5110 9 жыл бұрын

armin38822 Then they never get into a bunch of things haha...

@armin38822 9 жыл бұрын

Damien Cross I just don't understand why he's a thing. From time to time I watch Anthony Cumia show and I can see why he's a good radio host. He has something to offer but Opie ? I really don't understand.

@jefferyhinkle4585 9 жыл бұрын

armin38822 Yeah...I doubt that Opie does anything off-air.

@joeyslap426 2 жыл бұрын

Opie was really good in the late 90s/early 2000s when radio was still a thing that mattered. He was also good on XM because he was so driven to put out a better show than Stern. But once the merger came around, he just got more defeated and bitter and it ruined his ability to broadcast. He got really bad in 2-3 year's time. Listen to the old wnew and early xm stuff, you'll see what I mean. He was good at his role at one time

@MartKencuda 8 жыл бұрын

Now all they gotta do to ruin someone's day is to just simply talk on the radio.

@juliusceaser6662 8 жыл бұрын

I like you rabbi you and I watch the same things.

@MartKencuda 8 жыл бұрын

Thanks +Julius Ceaser. Also thank you for irrigation.

@Cougar139tweak 9 жыл бұрын

Never getting married 38:48......is that right Bill?

@ClibanariusJJ 9 жыл бұрын

Sup, Gooner. I'm sure Bill weighed losing his long-term girlfriend eventually over marrying her to no real perceived issue and went with the path of least discomfort. Unless they fuck up and all, but that only happens a majority of the time with marriages.

@baalzebub5000 8 жыл бұрын

I could see a divorce good for a couple hour specials.

@1111Tactical 8 жыл бұрын

+Goon Industries 85% of guys say "don't get married" until they do.

@Cougar139tweak 8 жыл бұрын

***** Shouldn't that be 100%??...until they do...

@LeoSkyro 8 жыл бұрын

+baalzebub5000 I thought the same about Bill. I kind of became a bit softer in his act. I mean it's not just pure rage and frustration anymore, it's more polished. Selfishly I thought that a divorce, even though devastating for him, would give his comedy a new birth, going back to the woman bashing with full force

@optimisticcosmic 9 ай бұрын

Bill is just naturally funny.

@EoinFC 4 жыл бұрын

0:51:44 Classic from Bill Burr on the husband who was nagged to the point of killing the wife: "We're not good with emotions and we try to solve problems"

@TV-Tony 7 жыл бұрын

Someone should replay this audio for Bill Burr now when he says he will never get married.

@Chris-hw4mq 5 жыл бұрын

I'm sure he has a prenup

@robertstraw9881 3 жыл бұрын

I bet he doesn’t

@Paddy.C Жыл бұрын

@@robertstraw9881Yeah, and he'll never order Clubsoda Kenny to eject Anthony from a comedy club, for coming over and trying to talk to him.

@kierantimlin6357 9 жыл бұрын

haha nia made billy boy change his mind

@oWR3CKL3Zzo 3 жыл бұрын

Must have good poontang on tap.

@brandonmccall6664 4 жыл бұрын

I used to fill propane tanks which is mindless work and while I’d fill I used to have this reoccurring day dream that I was had Jedi powers and would use them to play basketball and be the best player of all time.

@viktorgorchev 10 жыл бұрын

Gun collector mixing up MP40 with MP5, funny.

@Paddy.C Жыл бұрын

Yeah, and who stores their firearms loaded, but with part of the internal mechanism taken out?

@NewYoutubeDawgMSSP 3 күн бұрын

@@Paddy.Cpretty sure he was full of shit

@haydendivine8412 4 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr not knowing how alimony works is hilarious

@kanshou 10 жыл бұрын

I was dying at the Reservoir Dogs scene for some reason. Probably because I was thinking it. SAY THE GODDAMN FUCKIN' WORDS!

@robertandersen45 6 жыл бұрын

We get it, Bill got married.

@kemperlennox5209 4 жыл бұрын

And Ants STILL secretly laughing 😆

@alfredo8092 5 ай бұрын

"We're not good with emotion and we try to solve problems" - Bill Burr

@davidperez5089 Жыл бұрын

Never say never Billy boy...you got duped with some brown sugar!🤣

@Paddy.C Жыл бұрын

And he used Clubsoda to rinse Ant out of his hair.

@davidperez5089 Жыл бұрын

@@Paddy.C what hair!?

@MHoppus69 4 жыл бұрын

Thank God Opie brought that caller back to talk about Howard… again.

@MrGameGov Жыл бұрын

38:50 That didnt age well haha, Bills a married man now and only listens to his wife lmfao.

@brandonb3174 Жыл бұрын

If Burr acted the way he does now I doubt his wife would’ve been interested in him in the first place

@Paddy.C Жыл бұрын

Also the 'special thank you to Anthony' , now he employs Clubsoda Kenny, and got him to throw Ant out of a comedy club for coming over and saying hello.

@lon9core 4 жыл бұрын

2hrs 6mins may be the best bit of O&A, CONGRATULATIONS

@americangoy5182 8 жыл бұрын

1:36:05 - After Bill makes a point Opie does his usual repeat what the person just said as if it's his own original thought. He's like one of those terrible characters, but he's real. He does the exact same thing with different social situations like "going to ants" etc. and people can argue that it's just for radio, but add it all up with the gregshells(bill ignores opie regurgitating his thoughts) and it's sociopathic behavior.

@DylanGaine 8 жыл бұрын

+Good Hunter yeah give him a break, i'm a fan of Ants as well, but i think Opie is the one actually keeping the show on track (in an operational sense). He's keeping an eye on timing, sound levels, callers, setting up clips, etc. Kinda difficult to be spontaneous when you got so many pots on the stove.

@AngelPerez-tf4te 8 жыл бұрын

+DylanGaine +DylanGaine He shoulda been in the back. Hes a leech and stole money. Lets be honest, nothing opie does deservers him ever getting millions a year.

@CStelTV 8 жыл бұрын

+DylanGaine haha give me a break. They hadlike 4 producers, and the Nopie shows when he was off ran just as smoothly and just as funny. Opie is horrendous

@adams1458 8 жыл бұрын

+Good Hunter that guy is annoying at parties

@gibstuh420 8 жыл бұрын

Opie is like the radio version of Carlos Mencia

@shhadow74 11 жыл бұрын

I fucking laughed more than I ever have in my entire life at the last guy that sang for the macbook pro "... do we have any more contestants...?"

@BigDoggrt66 2 жыл бұрын

8 years later... Same.... Lol

@android55555 6 жыл бұрын

35:35 "I tried the 'beat it' defence.. it didn't work, they beat the money out of my wallet"

@Zkullz69 10 жыл бұрын

HAHA Billy red face says he his never getting married 38:45 but he got married lol

@hisvorpalsword 9 жыл бұрын

Is this the line to lose all my shit?

@UpsideDownTown 7 жыл бұрын

Zkullz Esac funny how he used to say that all the time. But he settled down and is having a kid now.

@hisvorpalsword 7 жыл бұрын

+ Mark Winberry It's a good thing you don't go out of your way to hate something.

@markymark7531 7 жыл бұрын

His act is the tough Boston guy? He always talks about what a pussy he is that can't fight for shit lol. Can't blame him for having that attitude about marriage prior to ever meeting a girl that he cares about. Ofcourse he'd feel he'd never get married. Now he gets to be happy good for him, the ginger son of a bitch.

@markwinberry8095 7 жыл бұрын

+hisvorpalsword lol nope, i do it right from the comfort of moms basement.haha

@AndrewVII 3 жыл бұрын

This is unbelievable, I just got fired immediately as I came into work... WTF I ain’t even mad.

@gustavthegreat2811 5 ай бұрын

Why make you come in

@imrippingthefuckingheadoff 4 жыл бұрын

O&A calling Howard a shock jock who couldn't adjust is ironic

@EdgarHernandez-bg1pu 2 жыл бұрын

Whenever they reference reservoirs dogs, Goodfellas, Fargo, or godfather... It's always a home run

@Paddy.C Жыл бұрын

Or Jaws.

@jeremiahmirkovitz2834 9 жыл бұрын

Not only did he end up getting married, but he did so to a ball-busting feminist who undermines him all the time Poor Bill.

@j2times2006 9 жыл бұрын

His broad ruins his podcast man. She's the kind of chick who makes you start thinking about alibis to the cops

@introgauge 8 жыл бұрын

+Chris “cd” D it doesn't counterbalance nothing.

@introgauge 8 жыл бұрын

bonchbonch who cares about your life?

@bonchbonch 8 жыл бұрын

+Introgauge .C Your mom.

@introgauge 8 жыл бұрын

bonchbonch well, she's dead, about 7 days ago.

@avatarumbra 10 жыл бұрын

this is awesome. im so glad people are having a worse day than me lol.

@brandonb3174 Жыл бұрын

4:47 it’s like the kids these days that wear carhartt even though they’ve never worked outside

@NTxC Жыл бұрын

Ebenezer has 3 apples, Mildred takes 2. I'm dead lmao

@SachaKDrums 11 жыл бұрын

When Ant gave the MacBook Karaoke award at 2:08:00 I lost it big time.

@zeus7623 10 жыл бұрын

Did the caller from around 1 hour have a follow up (public divorce guy)?

@CriticsFromTheCouch 11 жыл бұрын

lol, "We would never be in the same building"

@MrCrapDude 6 жыл бұрын

13:30 LOL WTF, Recently at work (hospital garbageman) I've been having dreams like I'm a super hero too. Monotonous work is right lol.

@Dionysus187 9 жыл бұрын

I just thought of this. I'll get married when its with a prenup saying not only do I get to keep all my shit, but I get half of hers. Any objections fall directly, quickly and 100% under 'big fucking hypocrite'

@Automedon2 6 жыл бұрын

Wait til Bill's gold digger decides a "woman doesn't need a man to be happy" (just his money).

@user-jp6zu7hw8y 5 жыл бұрын

We can only hope he got a pre nuptial

@difficultbastard 4 жыл бұрын

@@user-jp6zu7hw8y I keep seeing prenups brought up. Take a look at how often they get contested. All it takes is a typical gynocentric male judge, or a female judge.

@antonio8904100 4 жыл бұрын

@@difficultbastard Very true

@daveqm1024 6 жыл бұрын

"We've got key lime pie."

@hardpack187 10 жыл бұрын

It gives the show a more natural, organic feel. That being said, if you don't like it, DON'T LISTEN

@mofomartianp 11 жыл бұрын

THANKS Sir Knight

@thevirus7368 3 жыл бұрын

Does anyone else think that guy who said he was gonna fire the chef who committed suicide, was talking absolute bollocks ?

@capslockcapable1719 2 жыл бұрын

Opie's so clearly irritated that nobody wants to spend another fifteen minutes on his wakeup bit.

@opiniondude1 4 жыл бұрын

That 1st boss caller was right, if you're not early you're late.

@tenirpaslager 10 жыл бұрын

anyone know what segment where anthony says a joke about planting claymores in the garden

@cookingonthecheapcheap6921 3 жыл бұрын

I'm late to this channel. But the saying as I know it is: "There's no such thing as early, your either on time or late". - Every manual labourer ever.

@PrivateAckbar 11 жыл бұрын

Thanks a bunch :)

@johnpriceprice6860 7 жыл бұрын

The story of the wife calling her husbands employer an hour after his suicide is bullshit. His job would have been the last thing on her mind much less an hour after his suicide. The boys should have called him out on it.

@Gobbersmack 6 жыл бұрын

You underestimate the total lack of empathy women are capable of having.

@heathj7794 5 жыл бұрын

I worked with a dude that died in a car wreck. His wife was at the job hours later talking to HR about his life Insurance.

@johnpriceprice6860 5 жыл бұрын

@@heathj7794 should be investigated.

@slaphappyduplenty2436 2 жыл бұрын

Nah. Friend of mine killed himself at 18. He was an apprentice at a painting firm. His father called the employer the same day.

@Paddy.C Жыл бұрын

People in shock often try to cling to routine, just because their minds are telling them they should be doing something, when there's nothing they can really do.

@TheDayZCowboy90 Жыл бұрын

It's funny hearing Ant and Bill talk about divorce with Bill saying "I'm never getting married". Seeing as how Bill has become a pussy whipped version of himself by his now wife

@OctoTrout 10 жыл бұрын

A woman bringing home six figures? If you're going to lie, make it believable.

@MrJimmyTide 10 жыл бұрын

He meant G.I. Joe's...

@sdry 6 жыл бұрын

perhaps after successful divorce.

@tyrant_tarantula 6 жыл бұрын

Exactly. If she actually made that she would’ve most likely said her occupation and not income

@andybroberg7084 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@matthewlong2667 5 жыл бұрын

Golly gee. Opie is so funny.

@andybroberg7084 4 жыл бұрын

RAAdioWW

@DickDickstein 10 жыл бұрын

I always used the "Stalactite" was "t" for "top".

@metalmayhem3622 6 жыл бұрын

Yeessss!

@VashStarwind Жыл бұрын

I wish bill really did never get married lol. His wife ruined him lmao.

@Unknown-user7 13 күн бұрын

The first two minutes of this sounds a lot like John and Jeff

@TV-Tony 8 жыл бұрын

Funny how Bill says here he's never getting married, knowing he's married now.

@SmokeymcJoint420 7 жыл бұрын

He said the same thing about kids too, look how that turned out.

@TV-Tony 7 жыл бұрын

Hehe YEP.

@sdry 6 жыл бұрын

hahahaha. what a hypocrite ! do you morons watch comedy like politician giving a speech? Bet you are the guys are people who get those "that can't be real!" while watching lord of the rings or shit like that.

@joeyslap426 2 жыл бұрын

I said I'd never do heroin, yet here we are

@ddubu3316 2 жыл бұрын

Giving away 2 Mac books.. bill.. "A prime..."

@martinmcgorty 11 жыл бұрын

"We got uhh, the 911 call of the old dude killing his wife, a classic..." The opester is a comedy genius in his own way. Haters better reckonize.

@RossKempOnYourMum01 6 жыл бұрын

"Opie" is a comedic character created by alternative comedian Gregg Hughes.

@peterpratsch7223 4 жыл бұрын

But he’s been doing this for pfftt 18 years!

@candIejac 9 жыл бұрын

1:18:50 Opie steamrolls Billy boy

@STST237 9 жыл бұрын

*Interrupted

@ClarityFB 9 жыл бұрын

***** *plowed

@clarabellen 8 жыл бұрын

Did the guy ever call back with the recording of himself divorcing his wife?

@chrisrobinson4165 7 жыл бұрын

I'm not loying

@AirBuddDwyer 7 жыл бұрын

But you are a schnoodle

@markwinberry8095 7 жыл бұрын

Shane and the other half are bits. HAHAHA

@Pawlit360 11 жыл бұрын

What is that old-timey song from 1:24:10 called. The one, where Ant goes into that funny 1940s vernacular. I've heard it a million times, but what should I look for on youtube to find it?

@benosaro9331 2 жыл бұрын

And how many years later Burr is in a movie with Tomei😂

@andrewschuschu3499 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite thing is when you know your own boss, not you, is about to get fired- I know mine is about to and I’ve just straight up stopped listening to them and just walk away in the middle of forced conversations with them mid sentence. I just turn and walk away. Every day feels like a Friday.

@pelewon 3 жыл бұрын

Confirm outcome?

@Paddy.C Жыл бұрын

Wow, what was it like working for Prince Andrew?

@LightningNC 10 жыл бұрын

What's the name of that old-timey music that they play at around 1:24:00?

@msamsonrn1 9 жыл бұрын

In the mood by Benny Goodman and his orchestra

@msamsonrn1 9 жыл бұрын

In the mood by Benny Goodman and his orchestra

@diichertz1 9 жыл бұрын

In the Mood by Glenn Miller

@Doppleganger23455 11 жыл бұрын

Rogan rocks; so do O&A. It's like choosing Merlot or Malbec for the night; both have their advantages.

@revfunk8823 6 жыл бұрын

Opie....BE QUIET

@Stackoverflowdeo 3 жыл бұрын

In non-euclidean geometry parallel lines can converge. Dang kids

@MrOquedo 8 жыл бұрын

I'm absolutely sure that listening this radio show is, somehow, making me dumber.

@joeyslap426 2 жыл бұрын

Definitely. It's an autism magnifier

@jackfahy2283 2 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry you were already like that before you started listening

@Cheka__ Жыл бұрын

Maybe you should learn how to spell dummer.

@jackp.3605 Жыл бұрын

You idiots, have you heard anything lately anywhere? The news is pure propaganda. Be thankful you see the truth to this day

@heySTUPIDass Жыл бұрын

You were getting dumber without it, don't worry 👍

@ThePunk01 4 жыл бұрын

Looked like Jim Varney in the thumbnail at a glance.

@LostSox 2 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr is so married to a black woman with a kid, and he’s making Disney money.

@dmc3079 2 жыл бұрын

For a person who bashed marriage in his specials, and shows like this, he caved in..... Poor bastard, haha

@matthiasstephens2265 4 жыл бұрын

Ant and Bill were great

@kevinrutkowski3034 3 ай бұрын

It is currently my birthday on Sunday, April 7th, 2024, 8:50 pm, I'm writing this as I do believe I may walk into work tomorrow morning and get fired. We will see.

@thekraken4886 2 ай бұрын

Well?

@kevinrutkowski3034 2 ай бұрын

@thekraken4886 I actually walked in and got a $1 raise lol so that's how that went.

@thekraken4886 2 ай бұрын

@@kevinrutkowski3034 Nice

@th0uxan Ай бұрын

@@kevinrutkowski3034hell yeah brother

@PrivateAckbar 11 жыл бұрын

Anyone know the song playing 24:15?

@giovanniramirez8995 10 жыл бұрын

I'll never marry anyone, the laws are just ridiculous.

@IndependentGeorge76 11 жыл бұрын

i realised that the moment i wrote it. you, i'm sure never make any mistakes in life...

@PaulMelvilleX 10 жыл бұрын

HELLO BILLLL!

@gregfarr492 10 жыл бұрын

1:30:00 Bill at his best.

@firstnamelastname3280 3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Opie has been doing radio since he was 18

@dtox12 11 жыл бұрын

lol! fuck yeah!

@georgehargrove9986 5 жыл бұрын

Anyone know Anthony used to work construction?,,not sure if he mentioned it.

@awekword9013 11 жыл бұрын

haha, nice.

@lindaquemasda5927 3 ай бұрын

Did that guy ever record the conversation or call back about leaving his wife in the diner..?

@indigows2000 10 жыл бұрын

Is it me or does norton look like mike ditka on this pic??

@j2times2006 9 жыл бұрын

Boy were they wrong about the merger

@JIMJAMSC 6 жыл бұрын

I had a Office Space type boss and I did most the heavy lifting. We got in to it many times and he convinced his uppers to fire me. At the "firing" I figured WTF and threw all my Aces on the table, dirt, atta boys etc and HE ended up getting fired and I got HIS job.

@sydIRISH 9 жыл бұрын

Being from the south I still have a touch of a southern accent, but lost most of it went I went out to L.A. and Seattle. I have to say Bostonians have to have the worst accents ever. Holy fuck they just sound awful. "Mildly retaaaded". The men are even worse, "it's been a wicked haaaaad pisssssa". Ugh. New York's is tolerable, the New England area is just bad. No offense guys. Doesn't make you bad people, just makes your speech bad. Not all, but the common person.

@treecooper8557 Жыл бұрын

"Its been a wicked haaaaaad pissssa" Has never been uttered in the fuckin history of New England. That's how bad the south is, they can't even get a simple saying like "Wicked Pissah" right, and you have the audacity to talk about us.

@doughboycod2 11 жыл бұрын

haha in before a dude name Patrick Bateman comments on this page with a "good morning."

@TheMightycfc 6 жыл бұрын

What is wrong with Anthony arm in that picture

@chrisaltobelli 5 жыл бұрын

the mighty cfc it’s the aids

@jwalkr001 6 жыл бұрын

oh, Bill

@ostsweinen5240 7 жыл бұрын

What's that singing on 52:30 from?

@jenperdsmonlapin6953 10 жыл бұрын

2:08:28 Holy shit I'm dying

@Wharrrrrgarbl 11 жыл бұрын

He IS really famous... He's HUGE.

@fredrickmiller6534 6 жыл бұрын

ALLLLRIIIIIGHT!!! ENOUGH ABOUT THE ORGASM!!! Funniest thing Opie ever said imo, the way he screamed it at her all sing-songy and completely shut her up was great.

@Paddy.C Жыл бұрын

I actually laughed that time he chipped in ("What's that?") when Patrice was talking about Asian people. Opie told the story about his wife's wedding dress not being ready, just a couple of days before the big day, and the Asian seamstress told her "Oh Rindsey, you cry like baby!"