"Murphy and Finn both pissed on the tent peg, they came home alive. Now go piss on the tent peg!" - ("Fortress" 2021)
@Uzzgub2 ай бұрын
A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm
@garyhardison92652 ай бұрын
Thanks for the laughs Claus, have a great weekend buddy
@ClausKellerman2 ай бұрын
you too!
@dugdru22 ай бұрын
'Touch this rock for good luck' - I thought I was the only one that did that.
@TandemSix2 ай бұрын
Ah, we missed the eminent unicum, expert in everything Claus. It's been a long time since I've last seen a jageroo game
@timmcgreal80242 ай бұрын
Federal Nervous Hospital is the last player's name translation! May have been is place of residence! 😆
@nait53402 ай бұрын
FYI Ehre is the german word for honor. EDIT: and Bundesnervenheilanstalt translates to something like federal mental hospital.
@HeinzGuderian_2 ай бұрын
I appreciate the humility Claus presents within his gameplay. Obj 268 is a favourite. Decent speed and mobility, great gun.
@stevewebster57292 ай бұрын
Ah, the beautiful Tortoise - never have I seen such a gorgeous tank... 😀
@ghettostreamlabs57242 ай бұрын
Always touch the rock for good luck.
@ClausKellerman2 ай бұрын
exactly
@engimoore23742 ай бұрын
Insulting my mediocrity has never felt better...
@tovinikgroz8682 ай бұрын
coffe and Klaus video. Perfect combination.
@Apophis19662 ай бұрын
I've now learned that I have to hit a rock to have better luck in the game^^
@Apophis19662 ай бұрын
Ehre = Honor | Bundesnervenheilanstalt = Federal Mental Hospital
@otisschultz29122 ай бұрын
Ehre means honor and is a kind of brand of the German Streamer "Mailand" his buddy "Hand of Blood", who is a highly awarded German KZfaqr from Berlin.
@unbekannternr.13532 ай бұрын
Yes Spandau counts as a part of Berlin, while Berliners say 'Spandau near Berlin'.
@det9996662 ай бұрын
EHRE as he is „ Team Mailand“ should be german. So, HONOR.
@ricetanzania41482 ай бұрын
'I want to break free' Queen!
@r.h.76332 ай бұрын
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! More more more
@thecellulontriptometer41662 ай бұрын
My favorite tanks are mid tier TD's like the Hellcat, IKV, Jackson, tier 7 scorpian and a few others. At tier 10, the 110E3 and the 268/4 are favorites.
@russwoodward82512 ай бұрын
Yeah. I could use a review of TDs! Thanks Claus!
@user-zq5ey5nw1r2 ай бұрын
Love this content sir. The song references are great. Premium ammo avoider is someone I can relate to. Meaning to ask what this song is. Quite the earworm, humming it all day. As a fellow Canuck please keep it coming. You are a superb WOT player, with a refreshing sense of humour. Wife is hooked too! Stay golden!
@josef.martin51742 ай бұрын
I have two new favorite takns, the WZ Whateverthehell and the Object Whateverthefug. Time to three mark them.
@jeremymontgomery93542 ай бұрын
La La La La, La La La La La La La La La, la La La La 🤣
@treadheadpete47702 ай бұрын
Awesome coffe time entertainment!
@WytKat2 ай бұрын
Touch this rock!
@vincentvanderkemp20412 ай бұрын
Hit the rock for good luck😂😂😂
@scottfarrar86612 ай бұрын
Need to title these "master class"
@billybobjohnroane16922 ай бұрын
Awesomeness at it's most awesome!
@RickSabins2 ай бұрын
I like my turreted TD's you can stay stealth . No moving to aim. Funny and entertaining as usual Claus:)
@Dodge-gh9om2 ай бұрын
Lol,that rock comment got me this morning on my way to work. Thanks man needed it.
@rvail1362 ай бұрын
The Doomturtle is a beast id handled properly
@akeandersson66182 ай бұрын
Tack. Du är fantastisk 🤩
@philcreek742 ай бұрын
The Badger TD I find really good especially when hull down and sniping. Fast accurate gun and front armour is excellent.
@darrellsymonds32992 ай бұрын
Love it Claus
@compaq24412 ай бұрын
The MM on the NA server is absolutely HORRENDOUS since the update.
@jeffvaness83332 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 awesome Claus an inkling of awesomeness
@john08152 ай бұрын
Thnx Claus nice laugh my colleagues look at me like I’m crazy with my coffee coming out of my nose 🤣👍🏼
@nunyabidness6742 ай бұрын
"As your game deteriorates... I will try to enlighten you" -Sarcastic Claus "Yeah, my WN8 is receding a little slower than your hairline, it is inspiring to me to know I can have a "Shining" example like Claus to advise on my gameplay." -The smart-ass teenager in me
@singncarpenter62702 ай бұрын
I love the Onslaught games Claus. Hilarious!
@michaelgautreaux31682 ай бұрын
Fukkin' Claus...😂 God dude, U are riot. 👍👍
@larryselkirk4262 ай бұрын
Tv's are the best class in WoT.
@mudducke82 ай бұрын
The Bullshite is oozing out of my tablet screen. 😂😂😂😂 Keep up the entertainment Claus.
@villesorjonen57792 ай бұрын
Agree tortoise boom stick move faaaast 😅
@jack-xf6il2 ай бұрын
Thanks Claus - I must try out the Tortoise at some point.
@gbwomble15702 ай бұрын
yes more please
@trfatman2 ай бұрын
I know it's not currently available, but please include the Death Star in your TD review. Just for the giggles.
@lpanades2 ай бұрын
The problem with Jagdpanzer E 100 is the problem of all german guns in this fucking game: the shots simply go to everywhere except where you are aiming to.
@henkvisser97412 ай бұрын
so to make 5 shot tanks more overpowered in this mode, they added a quick reload called sleight of hand that reduces 23 sec in clip to 8 sec in videoclip reload time?
@mikegord2 ай бұрын
Are you breathing squeeky gas!
@garyking34592 ай бұрын
The T110 E4 is a dog. Armor does not stand up. E3 is a much better option.
@alanfindlay32332 ай бұрын
Like nails on a chalkboard, the Douche is back... :(
@martinjones122 ай бұрын
someone's got the giggles today???!!! :}
@2tone2092 ай бұрын
AY UP CLAUS
@springfield45222 ай бұрын
I like the video and idea of a tier 10 TD compare. However I hate the new youtube layout with small comment section.
@blueandgoldmodels10762 ай бұрын
only unicoms can touch the rock for luck, me, i just crash into them and get farmed.
@stryker120ski42 ай бұрын
wg would never put a predetermined mode like onslaught. wg would say balanced, but really its only balanced when wg wants it to be unmanipulated rng
@raymondcarpenter72692 ай бұрын
O great one,i`ve hit lots of rocks for luck,can`t seem to find the right one.Maybe the one you hit.
@spider37012 ай бұрын
Hello my name is Oscar and i am a muppet(With lighter in the air)......crawl back to my trash can 😂
@Fr33Zone2 ай бұрын
👍👍❤❤👌👌
@DeltonDoucet2 ай бұрын
The Shitbarn song 🤣
@pauljude19962 ай бұрын
Bobject is fun to play sometimes😅😂
@alexanderstoyanov74642 ай бұрын
268v4 is no longer an anomaly, it's not that fast anymore and never had good traverse speed. Alpha is also 100 lower than the typical 750 on big mf guns tds
@MrSnoozo2 ай бұрын
I got them all :p T110E3 Tortoise T30 Jgd Pz E100 Mostly play the E3 with arnold as commander Krank from turtles pass running the Jäger :D
@darrellsymonds32992 ай бұрын
I played this format but you lose too much credits
@user-xr1qq7fe6k2 ай бұрын
Obj. 777 II, Obj 7777 III Obj 77777 IIII, Obj 77777777777777777777777777777777 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII When is this going to stop :)
@NeilRoy2 ай бұрын
"Touch this rock for good luck" LMAO... 😆🤣 I no longer play this game after watching your videos as there is no way I can reach your level of greatness... you ruined the game for all of us! 😉
@stephenbennett94272 ай бұрын
Happy algorithm comment
@villesorjonen57792 ай бұрын
Thank god chipmonks dissapeard was bit Hard understand 😂
@stryker120ski42 ай бұрын
can the tortos player do the same thing damage if he were to use all prem ammo. im guessing not, 2 many players think they are good the only good players are those who use all ammo types not just prem ammo.
@1ybuzz2 ай бұрын
Do it
@brianhein88382 ай бұрын
My T30 is good for some giggles. Between the crap games that is. Lol
@vincentvanderkemp20412 ай бұрын
So you think you can sing??? Claus? 😮
@kennethwalker67302 ай бұрын
I got 3 stripes on my tog but that doesn't mean am good lol
@marklaplante86752 ай бұрын
"Touch this rock for good luck!"...that's what Mrs. Biden says every morning!
@tracyfish69162 ай бұрын
Haha
@teridacktaljones45532 ай бұрын
🦝
@bmw34012 ай бұрын
Ordinary promotion from WOT tips !! (Haha 3-6-8000 Damage) you don't get 1/4th of what you see here in real game!!! These bastards have a modified mod for promotions to see they are still in the top ranks, what he shoots is a hit!! if a tank hits him.. then a rebound... I guarantee that you won't have it that way!! and it will be the opposite on mil. % and besides... don't buy premium or premium tanks!!! it's useless anyway, the server determines the damage,,..determines victory and defeat .. If you upload min Damage to the opponent, the server will automatically flip and give Victory/ if High damage to the opponent - it is automatically Defeat.. You have a tank of 8 levels and you are approximately at the bottom of the team or on the bottom team composition, stacked from level 10 = It's automatically a win because you have no chance to shoot down Level 10 that is: min. damage = victory.!!! If you are on the highest rungs in the lineup, e.g. team level 8 to level 6 , Automatically = high damage to the opponent and you automatically = Defeat!! Server. BLOCKS....visibility, enemy detections, opponent damage, you can just do whatever you want :D !! it's wasted money!! You actually have more losses than wins in the game!! Ask yourself another question.. how many times have you recorded what you see here? (it's easy to play if you're an admin with a good game mode!), and this thieving company gives replays like this every day ... they're just lying to you and fooling you it's a great game, waiting for you to adjust the game mode to the minimum so that you can put real money into it!! Also note that they offer only premium or 10 level tanks, where you have huge losses in the game even during premium, especially if you use gold-i (premium cartridges)!!! , for 1 battle minus up to 8-20,000 cash... if not more... wt.
@ciureaovidiu25722 ай бұрын
Who the fk gives a SHIT about this mod anyway😂
@kylechilders7572 ай бұрын
FIRST!!!!
@generalpublic37442 ай бұрын
I skip anything with the speed up voice commentary. It's very irritating.
@PalCabral2 ай бұрын
What’s with the silly voice, Claus? I cant watch any of this. Whats wrong?
@CLUBYGAMMER2 ай бұрын
lmfa im anoob to this gaame and you are bad mnathing noods in your vidoe they arer noobs not ezxperts at the game courn=ding to you you never die o wait youu do die all hte ime couring to you are perfect and never die but are not seeing thoes video of your perfect game plqy instead you are making fun of nooobs im reprting
@markmcarthur43532 ай бұрын
please stop singing....badly
@darby59872 ай бұрын
"Unicum l'douche" a Touchrock film directed by Claus Kellerman coming this spring to a theater nowhere near you. "Boobie, call me. Let's do lunch soon." 🎥🎬📞
@sayerrobin2 ай бұрын
@jeffhenderson25232 ай бұрын
i agree you did open up a can of worms (yuck) anyways yes a tier X in td be awesome i say go for it claus please and thank you