Happy weekend to all you magnificent morons!

I am confident Marty is smarter than Boris.

One problem is that contractors pay Taco Bell wages. There's a painting contractor here where I live that thinks $19/hr is a good starting wage for a Lead Painter.... Idiot!!!!!!! I can make $20/hr at Taco Bell on the night shift and not have to buy tools, not work in bad weather, not having some idiot telling me to get moving on nailing down a roof deck two stories high in 100f temperatures, not have to risk cutting myself or driving a nail in my foot or smashing a thumb. When companies pull their heads out of their collective asses then they'll find people they'll want to keep.

In floor heating is amazing, no slippers needed, your toes will be toasty! However, while you are marveling at how warm your feet are, you will get tracked, ammoracked, set on fire, and yeeted back to the garage!

There's no shortage of skilled players, they're always on the other team while you're stuck w/E100s parking next to Arty while your IS7 goes out into the wide open kill box avoiding the hull down position as your scout is in A0.

Even more stupid (way more!) are tier 10 playing in a tiny shitty tier 3 map that used to be restricted to tier 3 because it's a joke of a map. But since WankerGoats decided to remove lots of good maps where players had to use their head, ruined most of those good maps left and introduced only a few mediocre direct confrontation maps, they had to remove restrictions of tier 3 maps so they have enough of them.

WTF? Nobody doing this? Suppose I must. "I'd say Boris NAILED IT!"

Skilled workers stopped entering the workforce about 20 years ago. Come to America though, we have a surplus of baristas and burger flippers with college degrees in gender studies, basket weaving and professional victimology.

the real question is what did Boris have for lunch that he though it was worth stealing

A shortage of all players. The number of players has fallen at a worryingly staggering pace. All time lowest and still drops

floor heating "what did the romans do for us"

NO STEAL FOOD FOR YOU!

When anybody says they know what they're talking about and then calls it a hot water heater if the water is hot why do you need to heat it ? just proves you don't know what the hell you're talking about😢

Gomer Pyle.

i got no skill, i'll always just go to any mid bush and do nothing in my light tank.

Shout out to Boris. Yuri’s cousin?

Reference? Gomer Pyle, played by Jim Nabors. Many people don't know that Jim Nabors had a beautiful baritone voice and he recorded several albums. I remember Christmas at my grandfather's house hearing Jim Nabors singing "O Come All Ye Faithful". Memories.....

Happy algorithm comment I've worked with a Boris he decided to do his toast for breakfast in a incinerator which also heated the place. The incinerator did what it said on the label and the smell of incinerated bread filled the place we all new what it was the boss didn't he spent the next hour panicing looking for the fire we never told him

So Boris thought nobody else had a hammer and could just pull the nail and still eat his lunch... wow..

yep sitting around a campfire with you would definitely be entertaining...you have so many stories

Having lived in Europe for more than 20 years I could tell you a couple of those kind of Boris stories. Like a Russian electrical engineer Who said, he was there takng the electronics class so that he could learn German.( the rest of us were there to learn the trade.) he ended up blowing up an direct current generator and didn't understand how a Diode would change the current flow. Great engineer huh?His German didn't get any better either.

My sone worked with a bunch of Russians. They told him all kinds of crazy stuff that made no sense, but they lived their lives like that.

Some maps should have a tier cap. It's funny that WG can make skill based MM in a pay to win mode like Ranked....but can't MM via skill based in regular games. Because the unicums don't really want to play each other

Dah, Comrade. Is floating floor. Need water to float. Easy peasy.

It says a lot about the people Boris worked around wherever he came from that he feels like he has to nail his lunch down to keep someone from eating it. Natasha must make a hell of a lunch though, I'll tell ya that!

Reference: Gomer Pyle - Shazam ! 🤘😎

bz75 wins the game with 12k damage and loses 30k credits WITH premium XDDDD

The scary thing is that Ju-To could end up getting Boris working in your house one day.

Of course nail lunch, dinner one has to screw to the floor !

South Park recently made an episode where the skilled laborers were in high demand and everyone with a college degree was useless.

Live by the numbers; die by the numbers. Currently 10,975 players in N.A. 301 currently waiting to enter. That is a high number. Typically it is the 200s. The queue a year ago approached a high of 400. 300s were the norm. For all its stupid efforts: cartoon character crew members, rocket powered tanks, and a litany of other bright, shiny objects to amaze and impress, players are tired of the game. How much longer will it last?

I worked on a new-build school once that had underfloor heating installed. The main contractor forgot to tell all the following trades, and when the system was turned on it was like one of those garden water features people pay a fortune for.

Boris is the kind of guy who would nail up a picture of his girlfriend over his bunk in a submarine.

Hey Claus, that's a Great story, and it really does demonstrate Boris's single-mindedness-not in nailing down his lunch box, of course. But in these exact situations where you only have a hammer but the job requires no nails and a "softer" impact, you simply find a scrap piece of soft wood like pine, put the scrap between the work and the hammer, and let the scrap piece take all the impacts from the hammer. Of course, that requires thinking minutely outside the box/hammer, and therein lies Boris's problem.

The Soviets actually did test rocket boost on tanks, but it was on medium tanks for trench crossing purposes; there's a video out there somewhere.

My son in S. Korea has that kind of heating in his apartment. Loves it. Thanks for letting me know how his floor stays warm.

Gomer Pyle AKA Jim Nabors. Yes, I'm old.

The stories you tell is one of the reason I like watching you. Keep'em comming Claus. Happy weekend to Ju-To.

Boris is not stupid though, he knows what's truly important in life and guards it seriously with nail and metal lunch box. Should hire Boris to guard lunches instead. Leave Claus to fix the floors & play tank game.

If there is any group that could easily defeat Boris' nailed down lunch box, wouldn't it be other construction workers?

In Russia, Lunchbox nail you to ground. Borscht!

Not Boris,the name is Volodymyr :)

Just write in the insurance papers: One of the workers (Boris) found a nail in the floor and pulled it up without telling about it. A leaking hot water pipe was found later, when we got back to laying new floor in that corner. I once found a nail in my bathroom floor. It went through a 40 mm drain pipe which undermined the shower stall floor... One day it broke, and I went through that shower stall floor. A foot sized hole 20 cm deep and me getting a bad knee. Had to dig up the bathroom floor to replace the pipes, the concrete floor, the floor tiles, the missing sand beneath it, the broken sewer drain below that and install new bathroom fixtures. It cost me 40000 Danish Kroner aka. 8000$ and the scare of my life.

I had a 5k damage game in the teir 6 JU-NU which is part of this line on Prok. I basically sat in the middle since there was no arty and farmed the entire enemy team.

9:41 for sure Boris is ucrainean. They are all over the place...

A tank with rockety launchers to propel itself forward is pretty stupid

I'm from Australia and I know that was a Gommer Pile reference,love it channel!

Boris reminded me of a story my father told me, about a guy he worked with in a steel mill. This guy just made a pot of tea, then got called to a job in the mill. To prevent anyone from drinking his tea while he was doing the job, he took out his false teeth, and put them in the tea pot. True story.

Apparently if you play the bz75 and heave your mouse forward when you fire, the hit percentage goes up. Gomer Pyle, Introduced on the Andy Griffith show as mechanic Goober's cousin.

Nailing a lunchbox was the kinda thing done to apprentices back in the day ( can't do it now, might hurt their fee fee's ) I just got my hair cut with a hammer and chisel, long haired lout that I was lol.

If there is something I know is that in the economic model we have in the west there is never really a shortage of good workers there is just a shortage of good workers for the price that you want. Worked in fast food during college and the placed I worked payed by far the best and was competing with McDonald's somehow and was the only other place with a line during meal times due to being able to be picky about the workers and be able to send people that aren't up to the task away. If you pay more you get your pick of the litter and you are less likely to have to spend a lot more money because Boris was scared for his sandwich

Reference - Good Morning Vietnam Gomer you here in Vietnam? Yes I am. Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!!

Surprise surprise surprise! As a Brit, I only know it from Pink Floyd's 'The Wall', but I guess it's some old US TV show?

Boris is the average WOT player, usually ending up im my team. I like Boris. Boris makes gaming experience special, and has always good advice in chat :)

What we have here is a failure to communicate, to communicate that is. The foreman should have gotten all the crew together and made sure none of his crew had any nails. Then explain to them the reason why.

I`ve experienced the same thing. The only diference was that the numbnut carpenter did it on the second floor. Disaster!

Hydronic heating Claus.

What a home owner/contractor horror story. No fun for them!

gomer pyle nobody but us old farts is gonna get that reference

I thought the Boris story was hilarious but also frustrating. I am now retired from skilled trades (sheet metal and HVAC) and have seen my share of workers who said they understood how to do certain jobs and just destroyed the project. We only did commercial, so instead of a few hundred grand, when major mistakes were made they were multi-million dollar eff-ups. It only took one before the contractor I mostly worked for stopped using labor that couldn't speak/read English. To get around discrimination lawsuits, he changed the eligibility to work for his company to "Must have a high school diploma or higher (or GED) issued from North America". That also fixed the problems with math-related screwups... until we got a Canadian who read the measurement in millimeters instead of inches. We needed a 48"x36"x60" set of rectangular ductwork (40 pieces) and this guy made the tiniest duct I have ever seen: 48mm x 36mm x 60mm, and he made all 40 in one day out of 18 gauge steel. What got our attention was when he came to the front shop and said, "All done, but why did you need such tiny duct made from such thick steel? Nothing on the paper said it was pressurized duct". The first alert something was wrong was when he said he was all done. The second was the "tiny". The third was when he showed that he only used one sheet of steel for the entire project. Fortunately it only cost us a few hundred dollars in lost wages and material, but it reminded us that "North America" also included Mexico and Canada where they learn HVAC construction in metrics.

Well poor Boris was the new guy and was probably pranked as such in the past so.....

I can't imagine why Claus hasn't gotten his own in-game Commander 😅😅😅

There is nothing wrong, Boris nailed it

Ok, got to ask, what is with the BZ-75 shots? Did they even miss a shot!? Is this a new way of shooting, where you raise the gun with each shot!? Is that why every shot hit? lol. That was crazy! Raising the pee-pee with each shot, does that confuse the rng? lol. I mean it obviously works for them, strange how RnG was like perfect for them. I do that and get armour not hit, armour not pen’d etc.

Your story about Boris was far more interesting than any WoT battle with a ridiculous rocket powered tank.

Boris is Premium Ammo Avoider!

1:15 Yes. Enough is enough.

@ClausKellerman Yuri would be used rocket boosted hammer 😆

Ya know I believe it's true? Why Shmoe you say? I see usually 4 or 5 players hiding at the edge charge in when the enemy is split, ok they take the base nearest enemy is 1:30 min away, base timer says 1:00 , count down clock going, they leave the base with 20 seconds left, and get their asses shot off? Snatching defeat from victory? Why? Just tell me why, this happens so much....

Well Boris got to have his lunch and your friend ate it the hard way .

BORIS GOT 2 CHECKED 1ST AND LAST THE SAME DAY

the economy in this game is wrecked my clan had 3 - 15 man teams not long ago we now cant even get one team together!

In the us, we call the hot water through the subfloor... Drumroll please... "Heated Floors"...

borus sounds like the perfect z general

that story is so crazy it has to be true

Good sign of Russian approach to and level of problem solving is that of the 4 or so million players left playing this game, about 40% are Russian (this includes Russians that have switched to EU server since WG sold its Russian region operations). They seem to love this insanity, just like how Boris loved his lunchbox. At least that is what Gomer Pyle told me.

why is he moving his aim on up everytihng he shoots ? is that some sort of secret skill or cheat ?

Boris nailed it bro!

We need rocket boosted clown cars next. 👍😍

Great meal security move by Boris. The only problem with his cunning plan is that in Canada, unlike ruSSia, there’s more than one hammer on the construction site.

numbers your throwing around are bs 20000 is what case of coke cost +20000 large first aid +20000 large repair so your 60k in the hole b4 the game starts and even at tier 5 theres 2 k gold rounds tier 6 theres 3200 and theres 10k rounds at tier 10 > shoot 20 gold at tier 6 $64000 then theres repairs and bond and crew buffs you can add so even at tier 6 you can drop 150k +12 bonds or 20k more for crew so were talking about 80k b4 game starts and you can ez get to 100k in ammo so spend 190k + repairs and if its a win you might make 20 or 30 k back

Call it underfloor heating

HAPPY DAYS

Ok why do people zoom out really quick before they fire???

Boris got Canadian rng Cause hitting the water pipe with 2 nails is clearly bad luck 😅😅

god....that game got even worse. Good, that I have had uninstalled that stupid game since 6 years.

BORIS SHOULD BE MADE TO CLEAN UP THE MESS FOR FREE

Boris isnt guilty! He came from far away and maybe he was traumatized in the past. The Employer has the fault, he should know this. LunchBoxes are in other countries like gold.

Boris is not a Russian name. It's a Bulgarian name. One of the Bulgarian kings in 9th century was called Boris, long before there was a country called Russia. In ancient proto-bulgarian it means wild mountain cat.

Thank you

Staramuha translation is oldfly, second player

Yes Super Stupid but what the hell do you expect it’s WG home of the toy themed skins for WW2 tanks. And did anyone notice the BZ player jerks his gun every time he shoots ? Weird

Great video for sure 👍

Ol Gomer that was lol

Skill is for the weak, strong people spam gold.

Ground control to major Borris!

Putin is looking for that Boris! 😁

Wow! Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse. Thank gawd I dumped this trash years ago. Claus however is hilarious!

Jou too could nail your lunch box to the floor but now jou won't!

Here a suggestion, Claus. Create a community poll, here on KZfaq, to see at what time of the day your viewers watch your videos.