Clean for a grand total of 4 seconds smh

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@bonessasan 23 күн бұрын

Those hoof dips in the drinking water would seem calculated and personal... except this is Michael.

@amyfreeze1808 23 күн бұрын

2 out of 3 buckets are Micheal approved!

@MUSBFRANK 23 күн бұрын

True, but when both he and that one brain cell has had their morning cup of coffee, they can put together a plan for some payback. 😏

@carolynchadwick7867 17 күн бұрын

@@MUSBFRANK THANK YOU, MICHAEL for that wonderful splashing in COOL Clear WATER‼️🥰 OH!! That"s it‼️ I've missed my morning cuppa Joe.. 2 days straight. 😮 Derp - I'm surviving in my family van with AC on, in a spot of shade. Elec power is STILL OFF this Section, since Hurricane Beryl hit Houston TX. Thank the Lord for a full tank of gasoline‼️ Still seeing gigantic equip on monster size flatbeds going by. Fingers crossed. Maybe tonight, please?! I'm thankful the death toll remained relatively small. I think was because so many people obeyed the Warnings. 💓✝️🙏🏼💞

@lonestarhog7407 23 күн бұрын

Michael, you are so classy having a Bidet; owned and used by Elitist Alpacas. Additionally, you have a Restroom Attendant. 👍🤗

@georgehenderson7783 23 күн бұрын

Best restroom attendant you could ever ask for 😂

@EDog-ti7jb 23 күн бұрын

And the towels are made of sheep's wool!

@carolynchadwick7867 17 күн бұрын

@@EDog-ti7jb erm, alpaca fluff, thank you. 😂🎉

@janetcallanan7020 23 күн бұрын

Just Michael going about his day doing the best he can with those 2 brain cells. Love you Michael never change the world needs more sweet summer children like you Bless your heart and your gorgeous locks

@Anarchist9 23 күн бұрын

Unfortunately one of those brain cells bailed a long time ago....and he only has the one now...

@jimmcclure7720 22 күн бұрын

@@Anarchist9 and that is shared with Jason

@WhistleblowingGoodWitch 16 күн бұрын

@Anarchist9 AHHAHAHAHA!! On a very hard day, you made me laugh out loud ❤. You win! You win the lost brain cell.😂🧠

@linda7999 23 күн бұрын

I’m grateful that you share your beautiful animals with us. ♥️ Much love!

@stevelambert6404 23 күн бұрын

That mullet could be even more fabulous with a brush and blowout 😂

@jeremymaccarthy1180 23 күн бұрын

0:42 Michael is too busy enjoying the bidet!

@cassiedemaio6471 23 күн бұрын

Hahaha. That is hilarious!! Good one.

@EDog-ti7jb 23 күн бұрын

Michael looked like the clumsiest football player doing the high step tire run when he was stepping into the buckets. 😅😅😅

@ashleydomingo4811 23 күн бұрын

He is one of a kind.

@Corrupted-file 23 күн бұрын

That’s very kind of you. 😆

@LindaC616 23 күн бұрын

Thank goodness! 😅

@nobatime 23 күн бұрын

Michaels rocking a very nice hair look, and I think he knows it!

@queenbeecanadas 23 күн бұрын

He is the most special needs critter - I adore him so much

@MUSBFRANK 23 күн бұрын

Michael didn't want to turn around and get the money maker wet, he can't get his hair drenched because he has a Bon Jovi video shoot in 30 minutes. 😎

@Corrupted-file 23 күн бұрын

😅 Totally, an 80’s Lama. 🤘🏼

@EDog-ti7jb 23 күн бұрын

Yeah, the slow-mo head shake doesn't look as good when the mullet is soaked.

@teresa-3489 23 күн бұрын

He looked like he was holding his breath so he wouldn't drown, well done 👏😁

@along5925 23 күн бұрын

Nice to see Michael enjoying life...he just let's the good times roll. Namaste.

@martinkerry6292 23 күн бұрын

Awww bless,he thought he was facing you, love you Michael 🥰🥰🥰

@kimberlyhemminger3822 23 күн бұрын

I love his hair cut. It's especially cute now that it is even longer.

@Mom99004 23 күн бұрын

The barn must be ripe in the summer!

@jeannebrumbaugh7969 23 күн бұрын

Michael is in his glory!!! ❤

@Jeff-ok6dr 23 күн бұрын

Don't forget to wash behind the ears

@ElephantsRock19 23 күн бұрын

And in between... 👂💨👂🧼🚿🫧🤣

@rachaelm3298 23 күн бұрын

Michael is the reason facepalm exists.

@Gaiathehomeschooler 23 күн бұрын

No way im here first! I absolutely adoree Micheal Im a new subscriber and i have binge watching all your videos for the past 2 days. Please post more Micheal and Doug content i absolutely adore them

@janewarren4759 23 күн бұрын

Can we start a campaign to HR for bigger pools? Michael tried to get in a bucket!🤣🤣

@ohitsLoveNoelle 22 күн бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭

@cyndyjt7571 23 күн бұрын

Michael looking like "thanks, best bidet ever"

@PatriciaHain-uw8vx 23 күн бұрын

Michael doesn't have a bad side🤗

@Cara-39 23 күн бұрын

The hose down has Michael thinking he's in a Whitesnake video!

@MichaelLeeOne 23 күн бұрын

I love Michael's poodle cut.

@phoenixgirl70 22 күн бұрын

It’s the 80’s Jon Bon Jovi Special!

@madenabennett 23 күн бұрын

Although Michael may not like the cold pool water on his junk, the way Michael is positioning himself with the hose, he CLEARLY wants and needs a Llama sized BIDET!!! ASAP please….

@franktower9006 23 күн бұрын

The mullet of the gods.

@mck1542 23 күн бұрын

Michael didn't choose the thug life, thug life chose him

@alexandrak3241 23 күн бұрын

Michael seems like he's the only one who responds to his name

@MacMike71 23 күн бұрын

Michael get his own personal bidet...

@lonnyhollywood 23 күн бұрын

Michael’s brain cell is working well today

@renel7303 23 күн бұрын

Michael: "I have a human bidet." 😅

@user-fs5ru2tq5s 23 күн бұрын

Michael is a water baby, LOL😂❤

@patrickdalton3918 23 күн бұрын

Michael is that 1 special child 😅

@LindaC616 23 күн бұрын

Michael's knees are dirtier than...well, let's leave them in peace, they've suffered ling enough...😅

@Corrupted-file 23 күн бұрын

😅

@sharynkoren2054 23 күн бұрын

I love Michael he is such a clown😂😊

@miniki... 23 күн бұрын

“Michael, why don’t you turn around so we can see your beautiful face?” - “Well, it is NOT ma face, I wanted to get showered. Ohhhh yeah, right there, oh. oh, ooooh , holy moooooly!!!!’ 😂❤

@waliddz8256 23 күн бұрын

Michael is to smart 😂

@judithgimblett6168 17 күн бұрын

I love this guy, he's an individual.

@rebeccacarlson9166 23 күн бұрын

He likes the bidet experience...

@ruthmitchell6135 23 күн бұрын

Micheal the one man wrecking crew!!!

@jlm1965 23 күн бұрын

He’s adorable ❤

@1tribble 23 күн бұрын

I see Michael is showing his best side again.

@mjones8567 12 күн бұрын

Watching Michael in the water = ASMR at my work.

@marlonjamestown6466 23 күн бұрын

😂too funny😂 He be like. U know I like a clean pool. Lol

@spirit1259 23 күн бұрын

Well he certainly enjoyed that watering, but the call of the wild must have been stronger🫠💞

@nuthinbutlove 21 күн бұрын

Michael: Ahhh yeh, that's the spot 😂

@persnickety369 23 күн бұрын

Michael wants a bidet. ⛲🚽👍✨

@elizabethglynn7739 23 күн бұрын

How come I don't see them going down to the large pond anymore! I miss the pond action.

@mimilights 23 күн бұрын

That is the cutest ❤

@user-wu2pb3bu9s 23 күн бұрын

He loves the water adorable

@Katseye102 23 күн бұрын

So Michael reveals he’s part duck……but only for a second…..

@lms1068 13 күн бұрын

The only thing missing is Michael isn't a ginger cat. Though he has all the symptoms 😂

@garyharnish2395 23 күн бұрын

He knew that he needed that a$$ washed😂

@aykutakar 23 күн бұрын

Nice 👍🙏❤️🖐

@fyb5653 23 күн бұрын

Ooops Michael 😱😇❤️

@infinitejest441 21 күн бұрын

Michael is still rocking that mullet

@lilynorthover8378 23 күн бұрын

The end 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@angienichols1248 21 күн бұрын

Adorable 🥰

@martydibergi5228 23 күн бұрын

My wife said that Michael acts like every man

@mrwest5552 23 күн бұрын

Michael : "sorry i got so dirty Amanda . . . hot womanly gorgeous attractive beautiful woman"

@Cara-39 23 күн бұрын

Why do you insist on only making creepy weird comments? It's not hard to comment without the ick vibe

@mrwest5552 22 күн бұрын

@@Cara-39 - has Amanda said ick to you? are you Amanda ?

@oatmeal5671 22 күн бұрын

Amanda pls tell your fans who does your hair? 😂 It's freakin fabulous. 🤩 It's hard to focus on the guys.. 😮 seriously 😊lol

@doubleaqua8092 23 күн бұрын

The other llamas and animals don't like the water like Michael does?

@tracycase4520 23 күн бұрын

That cost extra in Thailand

@pantherinthedarknessPandra 23 күн бұрын

I wonder if they would like sprinklers

@KaraStoneMD 23 күн бұрын

That hair cut makes him look more dimwitted

@melodiefrances3898 23 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@lanceneveu8495 17 күн бұрын

Love love love

@Rizik1986 21 күн бұрын

Spray my giblets 😂😂😂

@user-re5zu4cv3s 23 күн бұрын

😂🥰💕👌👍

@yippee8570 23 күн бұрын

Water makes the mud stick better 🤷‍♀️

@user-tr4uo2fb4h 23 күн бұрын

Llama bidet???

@kryp49 16 күн бұрын

He has such a cute little butt 😂❤❤❤

@kalipw0210 23 күн бұрын

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

@joannevelazquez1995 23 күн бұрын

Michael your adorable 😍

@burntpopcorn7543 23 күн бұрын

Michael definitely wanted his bum washed

@johnepperson8867 23 күн бұрын

He reminds me of the U.S president.

@lenag6019 21 күн бұрын

Sorry, is Michael an alpaca or a llama? Either way, not the brightest bulb. Love him anyway!

@WhistleblowingGoodWitch 16 күн бұрын

Rinse the brain cell, Amanda!! 🧠 😂🎉

@maryhernandezwalker1528 23 күн бұрын

😅

@maryjane-rx4sq 23 күн бұрын

Barnyard booty wash 😅

@SarahLittle-wk6oo 18 күн бұрын

He’s the most smartest

@Arkymom 23 күн бұрын

He said he needed a dang pool just last week. He’s a big boy now, but he said as long as you wash his undercarriage he was good to go😂

@Neobert5240 23 күн бұрын

Dirty white boy!!!❤

@longbellycaster 23 күн бұрын

Michael says

@zeroregrets5901 23 күн бұрын

i consider my doggo, the one i have lef ,t has hair like 2 inches deep and she is still with the air con going like 73 not happy, i can tell it, i put her in her "bedroom" yea she has her own bedroom with a cyclone fan going and she without a miss is lying in front of that all the time. if i think she wants that fan on i'm ok i pay for it. now imagine how michael feels he still has all that hair on him. when you "hot" in the summer try buzzing your head of all your hair and see immediate coolness. i've done it and may do it again. do not care.