"It keeps my blood from freezing" is my new explanation for why I'm drunk.

It looks like Cori is trying so hard not to laugh at Ian's final line.

For all of you who keep asking "Why didn't they just pour it down the drain?", you're missing something important: IT'S FREE JOOSE. Don't waste food. Or "food".

“It’s actually ~ J O O S E ~”

Swig too long into the abyss and the abyss will swig back into you.

Cori is by a long way the all star of this (and the last) episode, which is hard given the phenomenal performances. Kudos y'all.

Cori as the "straight man" for the series works I vote we keep her for the role.

Kathleen's line at 3:48 is probably the best delivered line from all of LRR in my opinion.

Looks like Beej won the leftovers of the Iron-Stomach-Challenge.

A good sketch all around. Also: Lord help me, I'm back on my bullshit!

Poops today, poops constantly, the poops won't stop, send help.

From what I understand, venom is fine to drink because it doesn't survive the stomach and has to be injected to be dangerous. There are people that drink small quantities of it for various reasons. But I don't imagine a full bottle of it is a good idea. Yeah, poison is dangerous when ingested. Venom is dangerous when injected. And then there's the gloriously fun stuff that's both things at the same time.

This is proof of what I've always said at last. Beej is none other than an eldrazi. Seriously tho, he can clone himself by saying "You're me". Teach him to play MTG and you'll have your own eldrazi titan, LRR!!!!

This got me several times. I love Kathleen's writing!!!

This one just kept getting better and better as the plot progressed. It had me in stitches by the end. This was great!

The gf and I are coming off of the ass-end (pun intended) of a bout with stomach flu and this ep. of commodoreHUSTLE was the best way to spend getting better. Well, with a bottle of pepto it was.

I am glad you got good use of that funeral bell stock sound again you bought on the crapshoot episode.

This might have some of the best line delivery in CommodoreHustle, maybe all LRR Sketches.

The brand of juice they used for the prop is actually REALLY good

I’ve been watching lots of old LRR videos. It’s so crazy to see how they have evolved through the years.

Surprised no one suggested to just pour the bottles out on top of the con.

Cordyceps mushrooms? My taxonomy is a little rusty but that's what hijacks the bodies of ants in the wild o.o

Cori and Ian work really well together, brilliant video!

@1:06 I can't stop rewatching D00000dE

u guys dont make enough of these :) thanks for all the laughs!

Kathleen the writing and your delivery of the lines was fantastic xD

Okay, just got a banner ad for some cleanse juice. I find that funny.

I have been away for a while but now I remember why I love you. :)

I still love how no one questions why Beej has no side effects to the “Joose”.😂

I am loving James beard in this

Brilliant stuff! I laughed out loud several times! :D

love these vids

I had a good chuckle

Rumor has it that Beej is still waiting for Kathleen to return his High-Five after she started juicing.

This is genuinely the funniest Commodore hustle in recent years. I was bursting out loud.

I suspect the team had the world's best time coming up with these juice combinations.

This might be my favorite Kathleen performance ever

"Sometime you just need to take a big swig of the abyss and see what comes back." "did anything...return?"

The intro it self to this Hustle is already good, a Crapshot on it's own

"Lord help me, I'm back on my bullshit!" That implies you were ever OFF your bullshit, Ian. 😂

The beige outfits are awesome.

It's only been like 20 minutes or something

Such a nice ending. Everything worked out. Everything.

Venom is fine to ingest.

This is one of the best commodorehustles ever😂😂

Kathleen...has managed the Spokesman voice. That is somehow terrifying.

Finally, a product for the pica enthusiast in your life

this was posted at 11:30 pm for me... weeeee mishaganders rule...

I've tried Charcoal Lemonade. It should not be.

By defenition, shouldn't venom be fine to ingest? I mean, it isn't poison.

Final lines broke me, gimme a moment to put myself back together.... alright. New hustle. Most of the crew was included, rather than the crapsootiness of the first sketches the season, it was a true story told in multiple parts over multiple days and the progression just sorta works. It pulls in previously noted aspects of Lrr-lore (lrrore?) like the fact that Kathleen likes additional revenue streams (see also the b-plot of homebrew hobby). We also see an expansion on the character of Cori, who might end up getting an ark this season as she has to deal with all the BS the rest of the crew throws at her and just snark her way through. Question for future reference: why are Cori and Ian always walking into that room together? I thought she was roommates with Heather in her last appearance, but her pairing here almost seems to hint at their real-life relationship. Solid comedy, nice classic smash-cut joke (you lose points for not smash-cutting to a bleached white skeleton and then panning up) and a nice mix of characters this week leaves me giving this LRR an 8.5/10. Solid work, but nothing truly extraordinary. See you in 2 weeks.

I got an ad for Crapshots Histamax I had no Idea they had ads

Why is one of the Os in JOOSE nuclear?!

rewatching CommodoreHustle rn and I'm realizing how much of my vernacular is influenced by these guys lol

Kathleen's delivery is turning into Graham's. I guess what they say about couples resembling each other goes beyond appearance.

SO GOOD

"Help me, I'm back on my bullshit!" I'm using this. I don't know how, when, or where, but this will be a line I utter at some point this year.

I'm pretty sure the crew was messing around writing a list of "gross ingredient combos in gross juices" and then just built the episode around it.

LMFAO this acting was great.

There's a juice brand called "Juss" at the supermarket where I live.

I'm laughing so hard it is actually causing me honest to god physical pain. I should probably consult a doctor

I’m crying

Beej, it's your character from Temple of the Lava Bears that won't eat anything. You are fine. You are fine. You are fine.

Odd that Ian was the Alcoholic but then James is a whole other video.

Does Ben have a stomach ulcer? How did the venom go from his stomach to his blood? Or was it venom mixed with a base to eat away at his stomach?

Isn't snake venom not dangerous to consume, just if it gets in your blood?

"God help me I'm back on my bullshit."

Ian’s face when James pays Ben is solid gold

Does antivenom still cost money in Canada, or did they ignore that for the joke?

I didn't know there was something worse than Moviprep, and now I do! Joose!

A soon as I heard that bell, I expected Latvian.

I thought I heard something like "Back on my bullshit" during LRL.

did Ball Hinkley make these concoctions ?

Drinking Phos makes me laugh ❤

But... but venom is just protein, if you digest it it won't effect you like if it was injected into a vein...

I don't understand why I find beej being left hanging hilarious

Anyone noticed at 1:34 they have the hazoret aggro deck already?

I guess they got ulcers from the juice

Is it just me, or is that a Hazoret Agro deck on the table at 1:40?

Kathleen's mode of speech while on the liquid diet is suspiciously close to the Dave's Spokesman.

Why wouldn’t they just pour it down the drain and say they drank it.

I want these videos to be 10 minutes.

Did you guys just put a bunch of ingredients on a dartboard while writing this?

The first part is me when my dad tries to get me to drink juice.

venom =/= poison

Beej is the best!

I think Beej jas been an undead since this episode.

Funny!

Cam was me yesterday.

You know, they could just pour that stuff down the drain and say they drank it.

What did you spend your refund on Kathleen? Antivenom.

I'm extremely suprised that Kathleen, the clever Dimir that she is, didn't think of just dumping it down the drain.

Daddy needs his juse!

Intentional or not, I feel like Kathleen is channeling Julia Louis Dreyfus

Welp, everyone avoid cathleen for a the next while, just so we know why isnt going to start the "last of us" universe in CH

Wait, couldn't they just empty the bottles out down the sink then claim the refund anyway without needing to nearly kill themselves?

6:18 lord help he im back on my bs lmao

1:36 Is that the Mono-Red challenger deck that hasn't been released yet?

For the record, assuming there are no open wounds in your digestive tract, venom is perfectly safe to drink. That's the fundamental difference betwe venom and poison. One goes in the tummy, one goes in your blood.

James looks kinda strange with a beard