Cleopatra’s Little Sister vs. The World (feat. Aubrey Plaza and David Wain)

Cleopatra’s Little Sister vs. The World (feat. Aubrey Plaza and David Wain) - Drunk History

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Cleopatra’s little sister Arsinoe outwitted her siblings as well as Julius Caesar in a bloody play for the throne of Egypt.
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@galacticjewels7856 4 жыл бұрын

Okay but Aubrey Plaza looks ridiculously good as Cleopatra

@HammerDemonn 4 жыл бұрын

Throughout the whole video I thought that it was Satine Phoenix playing Cleopatra.

@akumakorgar 4 жыл бұрын

she is fucking crazy hot with that eye makeup. Jesus

@reenasharma3004 4 жыл бұрын

I know right. Cleopatra either didn't exist or looked every bit like that!

@DOSkywalkR 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I now wished the character looked like Aubry in Assassin's Creed Origins :D

@Esmeagolly 4 жыл бұрын

GriffyS Same! She looks allot like Satine

@CorndogMaker 4 жыл бұрын

"Say no more girl. You put that Egyptian ass on me, it's a done deal." - Julius Cesar, 51 BC

@qtmeii 4 жыл бұрын

@Hunting for brownies you're an idiot. you don't get it. read the comment again. "say no more" nothing more needed to be said. now it's ruined because of you

@sammuelalcantara1178 3 жыл бұрын

@@qtmeii what?

@terminallydrunk1900 3 жыл бұрын

@@qtmeii ok big man

@MOBROOKS 3 жыл бұрын

Hahhahahhahha

@DeathnoteBB 3 жыл бұрын

@@sammuelalcantara1178 “say no more” means that no more needs to be said. The joke is that they said more

@meganLhewitt 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine a whole coliseum chanting “you’re whack” at you.

@zachmatthews2796 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like your 8th grade talent show when you tried to lip synch Gwen Stefani

@Tekirai 3 жыл бұрын

Romans: Es Wack! Es Wack!

@loopmansoldadoxicano 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@E_FoxSnowspirit 3 ай бұрын

Preciselyyyyyy

@sandi_5415 4 жыл бұрын

"I know we just met, and I gave you the business immediately, my bad" -Me, after every first date

@commonsense571 3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂

@lalaland12564 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@wiggilytaco7570 3 жыл бұрын

How I met my current bf of 2 years 🍸

@stefanieallen4645 3 жыл бұрын

Same 🤣🤣

@bluegenes2273 3 жыл бұрын

I once broke a date up into two parts just so i wasn't technically giving it up on the first date.

@tedrop9483 5 жыл бұрын

"Say no more girl, you put that Egyptian a** on me it's a done deal." Julius Caesar, 51 BC.😂

@illwill74 5 жыл бұрын

Real shit! That's how it happened! 😂😂🤣

@mattresto4421 5 жыл бұрын

illwill74. No it's not.

@jorgegiraldo5367 5 жыл бұрын

Wooosh

@evangeline77x 5 жыл бұрын

"Let's go invade some shit!" LOL

@eqh1593 5 жыл бұрын

I tried to like this comment twice...

@SeanConneryPimpShlap 4 жыл бұрын

"Girl, what is you doing to my bowdy?" - Julius Caesar

@christinestewart3521 4 жыл бұрын

Christinea

@authorsan75 4 жыл бұрын

What a touching quote. *is starting to tear up*

@asmathahira8317 4 жыл бұрын

I crieeeed omg

@sabrinawalsh139 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@mjohnson1741 4 жыл бұрын

"Girl you put that Egyptian a@$ on me!" - Julius Caesar

@tgm9000 4 жыл бұрын

This is quite possibly the funniest Drunk History I've ever seen.

@shai.loves.tacos. 4 жыл бұрын

i came here after watching Tiffany Haddish’s episode ! also HILARIOUS. 🤣

@loisreese2692 4 жыл бұрын

@McCauley Tim DEFINITELY the funniest! Best narrative ever.

@bluegenes2273 3 жыл бұрын

This one and martha "the mouth" mitchell are a tie for me.

@melodyclark1944 3 жыл бұрын

Drunk queens are awesome

@aristotleasparaguspodcast1129 3 жыл бұрын

@ملقرت ملك صور it's not

@ccjammy5270 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm cute now bish, I'm Queen of Egypt" 😂😂

@m.h2247 3 жыл бұрын

I read this as she said it 😂

@steph1262 4 жыл бұрын

“What’s popping egypt” -Julius Caesar arriving in Alexandria, Circa 51 B.C.

@SR77736 4 жыл бұрын

Lol his body language was so over the top 😂

@Lauren.E.O 4 жыл бұрын

Sounds legit

@darwis1464 4 жыл бұрын

Its yo boi JC! its bouta get lit!

@crusadrian5010 4 жыл бұрын

Well Pompey's head for one...

@purplesunshine9177 4 жыл бұрын

Ghetto-Caesar comes off a little gay 😂

@jonathanmccafferty4411 4 жыл бұрын

She said to herself , she was like: “Self”. 😂

@persephone310 4 жыл бұрын

I loled at that!

@kennethhwang3425 4 жыл бұрын

Jonathan McCafferty Look, what’s the point of being a monarch if you’re not going to mention yourself as a third person at least once?

@cristinavall8587 4 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard I was like, "self STOP"

@ThisGirlHere. 4 жыл бұрын

That's from the movie Set It Off Blair Underwood said it lol.

@Cortanasboyfriend 4 жыл бұрын

It’s those funny awkward moments that get you

@rchc329 4 жыл бұрын

Yooo whyd you miss the historical fact that Cleopatra actually snuck into J.C's room rolled up in a carpet carried by her servant lol. THAT would have been hilarious for this skit.

@elisejackson2854 4 жыл бұрын

keep in mind she was drunk.

@andrews527 4 жыл бұрын

That may be a myth Some accounts say she was carried in in a sack.

@rchc329 4 жыл бұрын

@@andrews527 yeah sorry youre right, fam. i read this one about her. It was on an oversized sack of hemp or leather and she arranged herself lengthwise. Thats the only clue historians have of her size...then his servant Apollodorus did the rest. JC didnt have a chance haha

@rchc329 4 жыл бұрын

@@elisejackson2854 lol you really think she is? 😂

@elisejackson2854 4 жыл бұрын

@@rchc329 i do.

@nothanks5752 4 жыл бұрын

The fake abs on Achillas are sending me

@Limptastical 3 жыл бұрын

Me too man

@mooncake7108 3 жыл бұрын

@earleebyrd 2 жыл бұрын

succulent

@khaleesireyna731 5 ай бұрын

Succulent

@jaqueathomas 4 жыл бұрын

It wasn’t weird for them. They were like “we gone be, blood on blood on blood, stacks on stacks on stacks, chicken racks, on racks on racks”

@dtcarpediem 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@chowderismyboyfriend 4 жыл бұрын

The way they were nuzzling while they said it tho 😂😂😂

@blankeyed67 4 жыл бұрын

Alabama would be proud.

@googleuser3473 4 жыл бұрын

"Nigga on nigga on nigga"

@justabirdcat7114 4 жыл бұрын

worked in the middle east, I had a patient once told me his family is only allowed to marry within the family/tribe. Not siblings tho, but cousins.

@drrrck 4 жыл бұрын

I can't believe how good that girl playing Arsinoe is at capturing the attitude.

@drrrck 4 жыл бұрын

@@MrCooka3dm while reciting a line from someone else verbatim in perfect time? Yup. You ever been to a middle school play before?

@drrrck 4 жыл бұрын

@@MrCooka3dm as was my reply

@MrHoustoned 4 жыл бұрын

lol right??! Yo I had to look up the actress because I’m a middle school teacher and straight up this lil girl could’ve walked out of my classroom real shit

@randomcloverr 4 жыл бұрын

@@MrCooka3dm Wow, I really hope you're like 12 or something because an adult having that much spite against preteen girls is... disconcerting to say the least

@kyriahm903 4 жыл бұрын

@@MrCooka3dm what's her name??

@dkhgr 3 жыл бұрын

Ngl - that little girl who played Arsinoe was a fierce af! There arent a lot of good child actors but she was giving me life!

@peepindis 5 күн бұрын

She was giving terrifying young teenager and she was PERFECT ❤

@loisreese2692 4 жыл бұрын

This is my absolute, all-time favorite. The narration is tight, funny AF, and brilliant. The acting is amazing. Aubrey Plaza is amazing. I can only imagine how much fun the actors had saying "What's poppin', Egypt?"

@bundleofdaisies7523 4 жыл бұрын

She scissored that man! I'm crying

@gunman462 4 жыл бұрын

And put her barefoot in his face, just heaven

@cieochaglover5779 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@tomatoboi5735 4 жыл бұрын

@@gunman462 ew,go away human with foot fetish

@Namelezz_Guy 4 жыл бұрын

No, YOU go away u rotten tomato... That shit was sexy AF...

@kokbentoh465 4 жыл бұрын

Scissoring Caesar

@taxedtothemax 4 жыл бұрын

“You’re either 11.5 or 12 years old”

@Matt_from_Florida 4 жыл бұрын

How to let your daughter know daddy loves her: _"I don't know honey, you're like 11, 12 , 13, whatever. Did I miss your birthday again? Oops."_ (Just so you know... I've NEVER forgotten my daughters birthday, Feb. 3rd)

@agresivemartinformerlyagre1850 4 жыл бұрын

Matt from Florida Florida Man

@bluestar3931 4 жыл бұрын

@@Matt_from_Florida Mine Feb 8. SWEET 11

@Matt_from_Florida 4 жыл бұрын

@@bluestar3931 Happy birthday Blue Star! Hope you had a wonderful day!

@MrHoustoned 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao best is 6:52 imo

@anushka545 3 жыл бұрын

"You gonna be reading from the book of the dead cuz you gon be what? Dead and gone" gets me everytime 😂😂

@truckingt1896 3 жыл бұрын

“You need to check your wife”🤣😂 she had the attitude along with it lol too funny 😅

@m.h2247 4 жыл бұрын

Cleopatra said to herself, she was like “self” 😂😂😂

@sihamharchli 4 жыл бұрын

😂

@carpaintings 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite part ☺️😆😂

@itsmek3 4 жыл бұрын

What duration is that?

@elisejackson2854 4 жыл бұрын

@@itsmek3 3:08

@itsmek3 4 жыл бұрын

@@elisejackson2854 thank you

@melissasaint3283 5 жыл бұрын

She didn't just creep in his room, though. She sent Ceasar a gift of a carpet, and she smuggled herself in by having her servants wrap her in it, so when it was opened for him, she popped out all dolled up and ready to charm him. She is also supposed to have recieved Marc Antony in a throne room covered with, like, a foot deep layer of rose petals on the floor. Girl knew how to make a first impression.

@bspoon2529 5 жыл бұрын

melissa saint facts lol

@jennhoff03 5 жыл бұрын

Wow, that's so interesting!

@flibgonrtsheglis242 5 жыл бұрын

Way to ruin it, Nerd.

@melissasaint3283 5 жыл бұрын

@@flibgonrtsheglis242 You must be fun on a first date, lol

@xubs5919 5 жыл бұрын

OMG I LOVE THIS

@areyoufriendly 4 жыл бұрын

“She marries her brother, Ptolemy.” “I’m sorry, marries?” “Yes. It wasn’t weird for them.”

@user-vx1ut3dv5d 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm cute now, bitch, i'm the queen of Egypt." - Arsinoe IV, September 48 BC.

@chrisaye1 4 жыл бұрын

This episode gets an 11.5 or 12 out of 10

@agentstache135 4 жыл бұрын

Chris Ayers so does this comment

@AlexsaurusRex 4 жыл бұрын

69th like... Nice 😎

@DamithaNadeeshaWanniarachchi 4 жыл бұрын

Dude thats drunk math

@holdenitdown2163 4 жыл бұрын

Dude I read this before watching the video and it made the video even better lol.."you 11.5"

@Tara-id3rk 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣 THIS COMMENT 👏🏻

@diparaditz 5 жыл бұрын

Is nobody going to mention the sassy little girl? Cause she winning it for me 😂

@papillon1211 5 жыл бұрын

Kanavaya YYAAASSS!

@gabrielhughes8221 5 жыл бұрын

RIGHT lol

@kobrakane992 4 жыл бұрын

Big facts lmao she might be 11 or 12 but peep dis 👏😂

@kellyrobinson6543 4 жыл бұрын

Sassy? Is that supposed to be code for acting black?

@kobe9071 4 жыл бұрын

Kelly Robinson you’re reaching

@sky-cx7eh 3 жыл бұрын

IM SCREAMING THIS IS A MASTERPIECE HSKDJKD- literally lost it when cleopatra started scissoring ceaser

@freedomm 3 жыл бұрын

Girl, what you doin' to my bawdy!

@cheyenneoneal-holmes3739 4 жыл бұрын

How can I not find a comment talking about this lil interaction 4:43 “He sounds like a succulent man.” “He doesn’t need water?”

@ClaudiaRodriguez-tq2uv 3 жыл бұрын

Underappreciated 😂😂 I died

@tylercraft113 4 жыл бұрын

A whole crowd of Romans chanting "You're wack" is the best thing I've seen in a while.

@xubs5919 4 жыл бұрын

YES

@Wrongin60seconds 4 жыл бұрын

@Adam Malec NOT RIGHT NOW.

@tariq_al_fahim170 Жыл бұрын

Let's not forget he was assassinated

@Ninachristmas2024 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@pressftolaugh6813 5 жыл бұрын

Aubrey plaza is killin it with the looks Edit: Holy Hell, this has been my Most liked comment ever. I see we are a people of culture as well.

@SomethingSeemsOff 5 жыл бұрын

not to mention creating original and new sex positions, she was straight up tribbing Caesar

@flamingmonkeyxii 5 жыл бұрын

And David Wain with those glasses!

@homelackin2234 5 жыл бұрын

@@SomethingSeemsOff lol those positions are not new

@zachary939 5 жыл бұрын

@@homelackin2234 They were new to him!

@censusgary 5 жыл бұрын

She always kills it.

@sharjeelazeem2753 3 жыл бұрын

This video has a better story telling than the whole season 8 of GOT

@bigsonny45 3 жыл бұрын

...Sad but true

@slephora9392 3 жыл бұрын

“My sister is not the fucking queen. She’s just some bitch on the throne.” Iconic.

@jmstbn8331 4 жыл бұрын

"Gives him the Egyptian business right there..." "Now that's a Pyramid scheme" 😂😂😂

@MichaelLee-nn9fo 4 жыл бұрын

Jomar Esteban 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@IncognitoKarma518 4 жыл бұрын

Still surprised she didn’t laugh,that would’ve thrown me all the way off.

@YourGraceMyLady 4 жыл бұрын

Jomar Esteban I was lmao when she was Scissoring him 😂

@birdie1285 5 жыл бұрын

every time they said “SHES 11 AND A HALF OR 12” I SCREAMED

@AmberW28 5 жыл бұрын

This line all day

@buhle1984 4 жыл бұрын

11.5 😂😂😂😂

@MrCooka3dm 4 жыл бұрын

Bitch I love your profile name and picture 🤣

@baroquejen 3 жыл бұрын

When Aubrey Plaza says "husband, brother" the face she makes when she says brother is just perfection. 1:37

@DonaldLivingstonCembalist 4 жыл бұрын

Ec-scoose me? Like, you gon' come for my, like, WHAT?

@clonejvt 4 жыл бұрын

Them sex positions they was doing had me hollering. I damn near passed out from laughter.

@andrewforte3852 4 жыл бұрын

It was unforgettably classic.

@maryfields1382 4 жыл бұрын

The foot up on his face - I was gasping for breath!!!

@yukirabbit2615 4 жыл бұрын

Scissor me timbers.

@patrickvollen2944 3 жыл бұрын

Lyric Lewis is an amazing narrator! She should be in more episodes

@Nhamp2000 3 жыл бұрын

She was in another one earlier, about Julia Child. Unfortunately this show has been cancelled.

@DandyDaniP 3 жыл бұрын

People are really on here taking time to pick apart a comedy sketch because of how “inaccurate” it is? It’s called Drunk History for a reason! Relax , take it for what it is, and enjoy the show. Ganymedes said don’t worry about it, so we don’t worry about it 😂

@phishtix452 2 жыл бұрын

He told all of us

@sieraclayton1503 8 ай бұрын

You have a point. But when some people said it was more accurate than the Netflix doc, more knowledgeable people had to stand up and say, "What about Pompey?" And What about the Fact that the grave of Cleopatra's sister, Arsinoe, was excavated and she was Clearly, Obviously, Irrefutably, a BLACK woman. LOL So were Cleopatra and Nefertiti and a host of other Queens and Kings (Pharaohs) in Egypt. Despite bigoted "Egyptologists" hollering about it! LOL

@avalasialove 7 ай бұрын

@@sieraclayton1503I think most people are exaggerating for what they think is comedic effect. Of course, several other people have made the “joke” so it’s not funny.

@AlexisDaddy05 4 жыл бұрын

As expected, Aubrey is friggin hilarious, but the girl who plays her little sister seriously needs to be recognized cause she killed it!

@outlawz7623 4 жыл бұрын

Facts but who is she?

@AlexisDaddy05 4 жыл бұрын

@@outlawz7623 olivia trujillo

@briellericker8569 4 жыл бұрын

honestlyyyyyyy

@Cortanasboyfriend 4 жыл бұрын

True but the girl, the real mvp, that was the most hilarious was the story teller

@nubeing500 4 жыл бұрын

Benson Lee I REALLY loved the combo.

@bthesailor3804 4 жыл бұрын

She made it through the entire story and then spilled her drink. I didn’t see that coming lol.

@jamaicacollinsjc 4 жыл бұрын

I laughed to tears...😂😂😂

@shughes1996 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@emeryjayne 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I died laughing. xD

@itarfer 4 жыл бұрын

Spoilers!!

@alexiswilliamsinc 4 жыл бұрын

itarfer Never. Ever. Evereverever. Read the comments before watching. @Brandon Bradley et al.: Same. 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@leahcotton5315 4 жыл бұрын

“She’s very buck - she knucks if she bucks all the time.” - J. Caesar

@roberthanson579 2 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest one of these I've ever seen. Lyric Lewis is f'n hysterical. And what Aubrey Plaza does with Lyric's narrative is perfect.

@strawberrymoon89 5 жыл бұрын

"She's eleven and a half or twelve!"

@newlife533 5 жыл бұрын

I died every time they said that

@theuniquebean 5 жыл бұрын

Like how many times? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@terrimartin5663 5 жыл бұрын

Like 11.5!

@warpartyattheoutpost4987 5 жыл бұрын

When my woman gets home I'm gonna show this to her and we're gonna do a shot everytime they mention her age!

@maggie9961 5 жыл бұрын

Defrey "I'm 11 so stfu!"

@irvingramirez2335 3 жыл бұрын

Aubrey is such a good actress, the small details of acting/ quirks, flawless

@winonafrog 8 ай бұрын

The foot in David Wain’s face 👌🏼😅

@deannebenitez7273 4 жыл бұрын

He protec He attack But most importantly Julius Ceasar is wack

@holagataeang 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@adamwarlock1 3 жыл бұрын

What a bad friend!

@abemcg3803 5 жыл бұрын

*We gonna be blood on blood on blood* *Stacks on stacks on stacks* *Chicken racks on racks on racks* 🤣 I always die on that

@KokomoGreenberg 5 жыл бұрын

This is my fav thing why does she say chicken 😂😂

@abemcg3803 5 жыл бұрын

Korey Green YAAAS 🤣

@ThisBlackFreeSpeeDeemedHarmful 5 жыл бұрын

Korey Green because blacks, slang gods that we are, have taken to calling money... "🐓" 🤦🏿‍♂️ I mean... the jokes write themselves

@melissaespinal9425 5 жыл бұрын

Hahah that's the line that stuck with me too hahaha

@shannon7779 5 жыл бұрын

My 2020 theme....yessssss

@TheInnerSanctuary 5 жыл бұрын

"ESS'CUSE ME??" - Cleopatra, 51 BC

@natekankelfitz9735 5 жыл бұрын

"What's poppin'" - Julius caesar

@stulora3172 5 жыл бұрын

"Take back my throne, because, yo!" - Arsinoe

@kennethhwang3425 5 жыл бұрын

Stu Lora “Oh, so you not gonna fuck with me?” - Arsinoe.

@freedomm 3 жыл бұрын

"Yaaaaas bitch!" - Arsinoe

@oliviawilkerson2801 Жыл бұрын

"I know that I'm 11, but peep this." -Arsinoe

@ForNoOne1 4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit this gal needs to narrate more episodes. I could listen to her talk all day

@keffad1 Жыл бұрын

Still more accurate than Netflixs so called "documentary", and probably way more entertaining aswell.

@karineaghajanyan Жыл бұрын

I was about to wright that, it crossed my mind too😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@calinbrown517 Жыл бұрын

I was looking for a fellow neener neenerer ❣️lol and you're SoOoOoOoO right!!! Although I honestly thought there'd be more! 🙃

@harleyquinn8D Жыл бұрын

None of these people are Arabic and there's a black guy playing ptolemy

@fatboyRAY24 Жыл бұрын

@@harleyquinn8DAncient Egyptians were not arabic 😂

@ErinDeNis Жыл бұрын

@@fatboyRAY24 Thank you. Pre-Dynastic Egyptians we’re proven to be black Africans from the Nile Valley. Now by this time, it has been invaded, so they’re right AND we’re right. Pyramid building Egypt, that was black Egypt chile

@saigehale4942 4 жыл бұрын

“Yo, she told me to kill him, I killed him.” “DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT!”

@phishtix452 4 жыл бұрын

We dont ask him about it either

@hotdogseven9589 4 жыл бұрын

And hes dead

@singerg02 4 жыл бұрын

Don't AXE him bout it! 😂

@kimberly8695 3 жыл бұрын

Ganymedes 'bout that life...

@nikkibarnzable 3 жыл бұрын

He said don’t worry so we don’t lol burp burp

@theylied1776 5 жыл бұрын

Comedy Central has got to make an entire Drunk History movie. This is the funniest episode they've had in awhile.

@mrexia 5 жыл бұрын

Drunk History of the World!

@sdfkjgh 5 жыл бұрын

mrexia: Part 2!

@porfiriodiazcarrillo7551 5 жыл бұрын

yaaass!! and Bill Wurzt should do the music!!!

@csmith8404 5 жыл бұрын

The best part is, she is genuinely drunk...and not putting on an act. This is pure drunk storytelling and it's great!

@pokeydokey 5 жыл бұрын

Lyric killed it! She actually made the story her own and this felt so much more like the earlier Drunk History stuff.

@Moni-k-if1qp 4 жыл бұрын

2020 and this one is still my favorite 🤣🤣 3:03 "What's poppin Egypt" Julius Caesar

@raghuvaidya5485 Жыл бұрын

This is more historically accurate than the Netflix documentary 😂😂

@alberteshun2802 4 жыл бұрын

"gurl what is you doing to ma bowdy" Julius Caesar, 51 BC

@SaltoDaKid 4 жыл бұрын

10 ten Greatest love stories in World History

@alexiswilliamsinc 4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@Lauren.E.O 4 жыл бұрын

How did she get past the guards anyway?

@olakinrimisi6053 4 жыл бұрын

@@Lauren.E.O Carpet

@nati032158 4 жыл бұрын

I'm your 1k like! I'm proud of my self there

@shelbytomy07 5 жыл бұрын

Aubrey is the queen of the deadpan comedy

@A_Man_In_His_Van 5 жыл бұрын

She is hotter than the sun.

@GigiTheWaitress 5 жыл бұрын

She's SO good

@Honestly1114 5 жыл бұрын

She is a GODESS!!

@dabeastfromdaweast9788 5 жыл бұрын

Author of the Book of the Dead..... pan

@Madmatt18 5 жыл бұрын

i thought Cleopatra was lookin a lot like aubrey

@yurdp 3 жыл бұрын

The “blood on blood on blood” line cracks me up every single time. 🤣😂🤣

@vincentreyonato9187 4 жыл бұрын

Lyric: ...and she gives him the Egyptian business right there in the hotel room. Derek: Now that;s a pyramid scheme! lol

@Serenity113 4 жыл бұрын

Fuck like an Egyptian 🤣

@linapish 4 жыл бұрын

I just caught that part now.... I am dying!!!🤣🤣🤣

@may_in_paris337 4 жыл бұрын

"I'll make a deal with you...my lil' sisters wilin out, she's very ratchet" 😂😭

@ashmash0916 4 жыл бұрын

Valea Parison that had me hollerin🤣🤣🤣😭😭

@steelyphil4471 4 жыл бұрын

Damn She's the best Narrator. I just keep rewatching this cause y'all ain't giving her more gigs.

@swampThaang 4 жыл бұрын

Steely Phil She looked like she was STRUGGLING at the end. Are they really drunk or just acting?

@steelyphil4471 4 жыл бұрын

@@swampThaang I don't really know. If they were really drinking, that's awesome. 😂

@savannahgrimm8338 4 жыл бұрын

Apparently she’s pregnant right now - I went and found her Instagram after becoming a fan from this video! I’m sure after baby arrives and she’s had some well deserved maternity leave, they’ll bring her back. How could they not?! She’s the best they’ve ever had.

@galacticlavalamp6338 4 жыл бұрын

Ikr she makes it so fun

@phishtix452 4 жыл бұрын

Dead ass I've watched this at least 40 times

@pmedia8991 3 ай бұрын

Aubrey Plaza is the Cleopatra I never knew i needed

@YoMama9021 2 жыл бұрын

Lyric is so freaking funny here! When she drops her drink at the end, and is like “well okay then” I died

@ninasteffen2472 4 жыл бұрын

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THAT PYRAMID SCHEME PUN I'M WHEEZING

@loisreese2692 4 жыл бұрын

@Nina Steffen SAME!

@Uberaroundtheworld530 4 жыл бұрын

Intelligent folks only lol

@ItsaDaPope-a 3 жыл бұрын

Well, you are!

@7MTheHunger 3 жыл бұрын

*uck yeah 😂😅🤣😎

@olivyae3057 3 жыл бұрын

I am dying

@coloradoduckling1174 5 жыл бұрын

Girl who played Arsinoe was fantastic! Def a great counterpart to Plaza. The casting for this one was on point!

@jesseling6672 5 жыл бұрын

And pretty too

@KaneneProductions 5 жыл бұрын

Maybe for acting BUT *NOT FOR THE COLOR.*

@coloradoduckling1174 5 жыл бұрын

@@KaneneProductions I mean, the Ptolemy dynasty were Greek, so she looked fine to me.

@jebinm4706 5 жыл бұрын

actress name?

@baloog8 5 жыл бұрын

@@jebinm4706 imdb is still updating

@Brandi1007 4 жыл бұрын

She’s an incredible storyteller.

@dandyhiphop Жыл бұрын

What's her name?

@LordArthurWellesley 11 ай бұрын

@@dandyhiphop She says it at the beginning of the video FFS :D

@jojobagginz Жыл бұрын

“Now that’s a pyramid scheme” was honestly the most underrated line in the entire video and it didn’t get the respect it deserves

@teona4279 4 жыл бұрын

"He sounds like a succulent man." "As in doesn't need water?" Ded. 😭😭😂😂😂🤣

@holagataeang 4 жыл бұрын

I WAS DEDT WITH A WHOLE T AT THE END. 🤣

@ashlyelizabethlyons8561 4 жыл бұрын

Im pritty shur succulent can also mean "yummy" like seductive

@mark2beauty 4 жыл бұрын

“Dead and gone.” 😂😂😂😂

@mykiamoto7145 4 жыл бұрын

@@ashlyelizabethlyons8561 woosh! That was the joke...

@ebonycutie2177 5 жыл бұрын

Blood on blood on blood, stacks on stacks on Stacks, chicken racks on chicken racks, LMAO!! I'm sorry this has to be one of the most funniest drunken history lessons ever LMFAO!!

@lediaiv9416 4 жыл бұрын

Ebony Cutie I was waiting for this comment

@TuberoseKisser 4 жыл бұрын

It really was.

@cvc1814 4 жыл бұрын

Yesssss im livin lmao

@stinsonkeyon7218 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite

@mlacson9 4 жыл бұрын

I recite these lines a couple of times a week. Not sure why, but it makes me chuckle.

@inasaira8380 3 жыл бұрын

Lyric is one of the better drunk storytellers of the show. shes so funny.

@Nhamp2000 3 жыл бұрын

She was awesome on the Julia Child episode, too.

@syoudipta Жыл бұрын

It was considerate of Cleopatra to wait for her sister to become of age to send assassins for her.

@essentialoilqueen6345 5 жыл бұрын

Arsinoe: "My sister is not the f***** queen. She's just some B**ch on the throooooone". I'm dying over here! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@FoshoTheOne 5 жыл бұрын

"Now that's a Pyramid scheme!" 😂

@aoedemontague1489 5 жыл бұрын

That was the best, I'm still laughing.😂😂😂

@UnwaveringBackBone 5 жыл бұрын

She had ya boi sprung, reading the book of the dead, and floating like Peter Pan

@miguelmarcano6030 5 жыл бұрын

Zaranda 8 días y b

@fredhaadangi3848 4 жыл бұрын

"This is some new shit, gurl what is you doin to mah bady" Julius Caesar

@jacobedavis13 4 жыл бұрын

This has to be the best Drunk History ever 😂

@SweenyBlaqueVQOR 4 жыл бұрын

"When i finish u gone be readin from the book of the dead cus u gone be wat?..dead and gone..."😂😂😂😂😂i am dead

@SiyabongaAfrica 4 жыл бұрын

Did you read from the book of the dead?

@herschelwade403 3 жыл бұрын

cuz you gone be what?

@MOBROOKS 3 жыл бұрын

That part!! Hahahahhahaa

@bclowns333 5 жыл бұрын

"I know we just met. And I gave you the business immediately, My bad." -Cleopatra

@kennethhwang3425 4 жыл бұрын

BCloWns3 Look, if you’re a monarch without referring to yourself as a third person at least one, then what’s the point?

@nattorres 3 жыл бұрын

This is one , if not my favorite episode of Drunk History! Lyric Lewis is too funny! The acting was awesome by all the actors👏 😂 I wish this episode was longer!

@9xprincess 2 жыл бұрын

The guy that plays Julius Caesar is underrated in this discussion!! LOL!!! 😂 😂 😆

@lavenderpopin 4 жыл бұрын

If I ever travel to Egypt...and I will, the first thing I'm gonna say when I get off the plane is "What's poppin' Egypt?"

@brittanyedwards6530 4 жыл бұрын

SAME!!😂😂👏

@urmom-nt9sd 4 жыл бұрын

africool 420 likes hehe🌿

@jaylenmcmahand1733 4 жыл бұрын

I love how no one including Arsinoë knows exactly how old she is

@ericsmith116 4 жыл бұрын

11.5 to 12 years old, duuuh

@lachicaplastica9447 4 жыл бұрын

She’s like, 11.5 or 12... chicken racks on racks on racks 😂

@TaeSunWoo 4 жыл бұрын

to be fair, calendars weren't as precise back then haha

@davidworobec1673 6 ай бұрын

"I know we just met, and I gave you the business immediately, my bad..." LOL!!!

@nisehammeken8546 3 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Upset Julius Ceasar: "WHAT IS THIS?! SHE'S ELEVEN AND A HALF OR TWELVE" Everyone at rome: "you're whack"

@vimleshgovender8691 4 жыл бұрын

This was honestly the best narrated drunk history ever!! Everything was quotable lol! I must have watched it more than 11 and a half or 12 times!🤣🤣🤣🤣

@alucard1665 4 жыл бұрын

*11.5

@Lexa-bx2im 3 жыл бұрын

!!!!!!!!!

@melodyclark1944 3 жыл бұрын

Drunk queens are awesome

@mercytoday 3 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there!!! ROFL

@MRKNIGHT707 2 жыл бұрын

I stopped counting😂😂

@badboi0717 4 жыл бұрын

Everyone talking about how good Aubrey look, which is true, but the lady telling the story is mesmerizing

@badboi0717 4 жыл бұрын

@Tyrel J. it's okay to have bad taste

@THEPINAPPLEABLE 4 жыл бұрын

@@badboi0717 she ain't got shit on Aubrey if you disagree you have shit tier taste

@bbqeatinbuckeye 4 жыл бұрын

True that. We need more of her on Drunk History

@cassandraslye9230 4 жыл бұрын

They’re both beautiful

@jogomez6477 4 жыл бұрын

Lyric is gorgeous

@DJisAwesome 4 жыл бұрын

BEST NARRATION EVER. BRING THIS WOMAN BACK PLS

@nathandeshong9152 4 жыл бұрын

Lyric is strait up beautiful

@thepeacefish 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I’m gonna need this specific episode to become a multi-season HBO series

@chailina 4 жыл бұрын

Jajaja I vouch for that!!!!!!!

@henrywhite2228 4 жыл бұрын

Have y'all heard of Rome? It's a mult-season HBO series

@shamelessmoose 4 жыл бұрын

New HBO series: She's like, 11.5 or 12!

@blackgodd6346 4 жыл бұрын

thepeacefish but with out the white cleopatra

@wildones9339 4 жыл бұрын

I want the SAME cast and Narrator...let's make this happen

@dazzleglam95 4 жыл бұрын

Can she just narrate all of them ?! This is the best one 😂❤️

@jenm3056 4 жыл бұрын

YES. Lyric Lewis is the BEST! Her Julia Child is hysterical ;)

@dazzleglam95 4 жыл бұрын

Jen McCormack I’m about to look that up thank you😂🙌🏽

@jenm3056 4 жыл бұрын

@@dazzleglam95 Pour Toi~~ ;) Lyric Lewis on Bessie Coleman: www.cc.com/video-clips/wqamjn/drunk-history-bessie-coleman-proves-the-haters-wrong---uncensored Lyric on Julia Child: www.cc.com/video-clips/fh7nn2/drunk-history-julia-child-goes-from-spy-to-gourmet-chef

@xavierhenriquez2758 4 жыл бұрын

Yes i was thinking the same thing🤣😂

@SUPABOOOMB 4 жыл бұрын

That means she would have to drink on all of them. That’s too much alcohol

@hwtvi3466 3 жыл бұрын

“Rome is f**kable.” I’m dead.

@jene70811 4 жыл бұрын

"Cleopatra coming atcha!!!" Loved that song as a kid!

@tuenguyen1782 5 жыл бұрын

Well, if history documentary was like this all the time, I would learn so damn much

@anonymousfox7219 5 жыл бұрын

You'd also get a lot of misinformation but honestly worth it.

@tuenguyen1782 5 жыл бұрын

Anonymous Fox of course this cannot be true haha. But still so entertaining

@elpnut9024 5 жыл бұрын

Facts 😂😂 I would stay getting A’s

@redhoodie4111 5 жыл бұрын

You actually would learn less

@jamesturner4478 5 жыл бұрын

None of this was even remotely correct.

@aaliyahbleu3955 5 жыл бұрын

“Now that’s a pyramid scheme”😭😭😂😂😂

@dustfreequeen5151 5 жыл бұрын

AaliyahBleu 🏆

@Nitchmaster5000 5 жыл бұрын

And she just ignores that comedic gold. lol

@PamelaTaylor 5 жыл бұрын

haha

@ChildofC-53 Жыл бұрын

“Chicken racks, on racks, on racks!” I’m f’ing dead!!

@camilaproferus1293 4 жыл бұрын

I use What's Poppin, Egypt all the time, this is one of the best episodes

@bengalusa 5 жыл бұрын

From now on Imma start all my gossip with “I know I’m 11 but peep this...”

@kat-zt7ru 5 жыл бұрын

OMG ME

@aamatos87 5 жыл бұрын

Same! Or " I know that I'm 11.5 or 12..."

@aribloservinwtf 5 жыл бұрын

Sameee

@shreyarao2106 4 жыл бұрын

This video was the first drunk history that I watched and I went on a binge. After 147882 videos, honestly this narrator killed it. Bring her back!!!

@nikitaprice-bennouri2506 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah same.. It kind of ruined my life to watch this episode first. Cause i think it's the best that ever was, or ever will be.

@cassandraslye9230 4 жыл бұрын

She had another one but I cannot remember who it’s about lol

@mackenziepalmer 4 жыл бұрын

That’s how I feel about the one about Percy Julian with Jordan Peele!

@m.h2247 4 жыл бұрын

Cassandra Slye ohh if you remember please do tell!!

@cassandraslye9230 4 жыл бұрын

@@m.h2247 its Julia Child lol

@Frombeyondthehorizon6860 Жыл бұрын

Ironically this is a million times more interesting and well made then the documentary netflix made

@kaptainkool408 3 жыл бұрын

"We should link up with Rome, hardcore parkour"!

@greta7353 4 жыл бұрын

Two favorite quotes: "Self, I can either set up a regular meeting with this man... or get him the egyptian way" "I know we just met, and I gave you the business immediately, my bad, however"