Colbert Gets His Copy Of The Mueller Report
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5 жыл бұрынAfter two years of waiting (mostly) patiently, Stephen finally gets his hands on the Mueller report. And it was worth the wait.
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@heyheytaytay 5 жыл бұрын
What's really scary is how many Americans don't know how important it is to have an Attorney General and his Justice Departments who are IMPARTIAL and INDEPENDENT from the White House.
@NOMAD-qp3dd 5 жыл бұрын
And why they should be elected
@baardkopperud 5 жыл бұрын
The American behind the desk in the Oval office certainly does not understand that.
@995109 5 жыл бұрын
Whats really scary how you think your smart
@995109 5 жыл бұрын
@Alex Mullins The AG serves at the pleasure of the President. Congress shouldnt have power in the executive branch
@tsstevensts 5 жыл бұрын
Which is the one that gets on their knees and sucks Trump's cock? You should know.@@thetruth4116
@yanputra83 5 жыл бұрын
The very same situation we had in Malaysia with the prior Prime Minister. AG acted like the PM's lawyer and now he is out of work.
@jones8041 5 жыл бұрын
after everything stephens been through.. he should write a book named "50 shades of orange"
@IETCHX69 5 жыл бұрын
Are you aiming for through ? Or troff .?Which is trough ...
@timothyamaraobrien 5 жыл бұрын
Every Mafia boss needs a corrupt lawyer.
@crowweller9629 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Obama had cabinets full of them. Holder and Lynch just to name two of them .
@eddenz1356 5 жыл бұрын
And the Clinton’s are the mafia
@doohaast9958 5 жыл бұрын
Allred?
@Areanyusernamesleft 5 жыл бұрын
Why do you think he wanted "a Roy Cohn"? Roy Cohn represented a number of Mafia figures, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Cohn#Legal_career_in_New_York.
@giovannivella5528 5 жыл бұрын
Time to get rid of Trumpo or AKA Agent Orange !!! He is a lying mushroom sized weenie just like all his lackeys Jolly Miller , Fred Flintstone- Barr, Ivanka , son-in-law Jerod and Huckaberry -Sanders !!
@aj19781978 5 жыл бұрын
Ok , Congress , the ball is officially in your court now
@BabakoSen 5 жыл бұрын
And the Senate is in Trump's pocket til 2020 at least. Impeachment at this point would only rally Trump's base to the polls.
@my75laguna 5 жыл бұрын
Trumps base is too stupid to undetstand
@thegoldminer7489 5 жыл бұрын
my75laguna your what makes trump win elections
@Jennifer-hn9lg 5 жыл бұрын
@Trump Fan Network The entire united states is losing as long as trump and his cronies have any power.
@TheGrumbliestPuppy 5 жыл бұрын
@Trump Fan Network ? Based on what? The parties take turns back and forth with power every few years, it'd been that way for decades. If yall take back the house or win the presidency again after Trump's 2nd term then that'd be a pattern, right now it's just weird bragging about nothing special. 8 years of a dem, then 8 years of a repub, and repeat.
@julietv4275 5 жыл бұрын
Did anyone notice the smirk of Rosenstein after the reporter pop out that comment. 😄👍
@lynw1623 5 жыл бұрын
Juliet V Yes...I did.
@cathieludemann5879 5 жыл бұрын
Good catch!! 🤓
@clayjr86 5 жыл бұрын
4:45 if u missed it, did not think he was real till that
@bbw1255 5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely!!!!!
@tjw1861 5 жыл бұрын
He was probably smirking at the way Barr just said No, not an indicator he doesn’t trust Barr...though u never wud kno
@Navesblue 5 жыл бұрын
You can say that the Barr was set real low for this handling.
@glfigge 5 жыл бұрын
Rosenstein used "No Blink Drops"!
@TroIIingThemSoftly 5 жыл бұрын
Well played.
@brianbullivant4753 5 жыл бұрын
Navesblue Now you've gone and done "dissed Barr".
@coolwata105 5 жыл бұрын
That was SO Bad.........TRUE!.......But so bad.
@Chunkboi 5 жыл бұрын
Well, between Rosanne and Bill, President 💩 is already behind Barrs.
@JacksonPurple2023 5 жыл бұрын
It’s like getting caught in the act of cheating, and then saying it’s not what it looks like.
@mickreaddin4979 5 жыл бұрын
"I didn't mean to punch him in the face, your honour. I was angry and frustrated". Judge... "Off you go you little scamp! Don't worry, I totally understand".
@waterandafter 5 жыл бұрын
But that argument has worked before...
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
You know, I'm studying to become a prosecutor and someday a judge, so that was especially funny to me.
@linusgustafsson2629 5 жыл бұрын
Reality is worse though. One youtuber got repeatedly punched in the head by a guy yelling "I'll kill you", and the police just said "Oh the guy is from a different state? Well, that is too much effort to work with, case closed.". Luckily the youtuber sued the guy and is currently in a legal battle over it. So at least individuals can go for people who punch others, but the police won't because it is really not a big crime. Why bother judges with harmless things like attempt at murder?
@dontownsend3434 5 жыл бұрын
These Lib comments are as entertaining as rewatching the 2016 election night Liberal MSM Coverage. So Funny !!!!
@peterbrough2461 5 жыл бұрын
"No harm no foul. It was only *attempted* murder, Your Honor."
@alvinblake7982 5 жыл бұрын
My coffee flew out my mouth with the Gillette Before and After comment. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@PetroicaRodinogaster264 5 жыл бұрын
Alvin Blake yeah, mine came out my nose.
@MrLTLB 5 жыл бұрын
4:50 (CHECK OUT ROD IN THE BACK...EPIC!) Yo Rod...Rod... You a SAVAGE!!
@walterzamalis4846 5 жыл бұрын
If anyone can find a Mueller Report unboxing video, please let me know.
@batintheattic7293 5 жыл бұрын
I'm looking forward to the audio book. Somebody needs to read it out so I can have it on in the background.
@timb7328 5 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fZ1jnLWDzNWwe5s.html they read it, there was some issues the other day with it but supposedly is fixed now
@iiwiiproductions2812 5 жыл бұрын
lol
@walterzamalis4846 5 жыл бұрын
Tim B cheers bro
@safetyone6399 5 жыл бұрын
wonder how many trees were wasted, supplying demtards with copies of the Mueller report? Lmao.... Trump doesn't even have to spend a dime on his campaign, because the moron candidates are all the advertisement he needs! Just the abortion on demand, killing newborn children at 40 weeks is enough to lose the election over, and the Dems have a ton more stupid policies! Ha ha ha haha ha.... Trump's going to win a historic, landslide victory, without spending a penny!!!
@Yve55 5 жыл бұрын
That smirk on Rosenstein's face when the reporter asked Barr that question (after standing there like a mannequin) seemed to have woken him up! 🙄🤣
@BellyRenee 5 жыл бұрын
Time stamp please
@MrMarcohill88 5 жыл бұрын
@Isabel lovely 4:50
@trentonewing7281 5 жыл бұрын
"Flanked by a Gillette razor before and after picture" 😂 Stephen is a genius!!
@webstertippingpoint572 5 жыл бұрын
Just look at Rod standing there in disbelief. He's trying to refrain from blurting out something, the twitch of his face, wow, that requires the will of steel.
@kaineleggett3401 5 жыл бұрын
Then why doesn't he? Free speech and all. Get on Twitter and plead the case. If its good for one its good for all. Unless what he wants to say is not true and he gets caught in another lie, whats to fear?
@michaelpaine6701 5 жыл бұрын
Nope just wondering where he is going to find enough Vaseline for the right royal going over his asshole is going to receive in prison. Time for Rosenstein and the deep state to get a copy of 'Big Stan'. They mock Trump for his orange color. They had better get used to that color they are going to be seeing a lot of it soon
@kaineleggett3401 5 жыл бұрын
@@michaelpaine6701 Rod will probably enjoy it. I imagine him as the kid from Oliver "Please sir, may I have some more" lol.
@sizzlesway22 5 жыл бұрын
Colbert is the man. Thank you
@haris000000 5 жыл бұрын
Watching from outside of USA ... This is weird you have politicians who arent afraid to lie so openly
@helenasousa9037 5 жыл бұрын
In Europe is exactly the same . Don't know where you from .
@Mikathedog100 5 жыл бұрын
@@helenasousa9037 really? I haven't seen that.
@zbridgjpxupzm 5 жыл бұрын
it is more weird that people laugh at this stuff in a TV show...
@babyteano1977 5 жыл бұрын
Its called Making America Great Again
@totherik91 5 жыл бұрын
@@Mikathedog100 I live in Hungary, and few of our politicians on the governing party has been announced a liar by a judge. Its not rare that the PM-s words will be proven to be very, very false a few days/weeks later.
@mlghelp2day 5 жыл бұрын
"Look I said I wud take questions, I didnt say I wud answer them." 😃 Lol😅
@guesswhonot1620 5 жыл бұрын
Middle finger
@littleb242 5 жыл бұрын
Lol. I'm surprised this isn't trending
@maryannnapravnik8766 5 жыл бұрын
MLG HELP 5*
@dabbyt3800 5 жыл бұрын
He lied to you, he did answer the question. He cut out the part where Barr quickly answers "no" to the stupid question before walking out because he's so visibly fed up with all the bullshit.
@tracer740 5 жыл бұрын
@@@dabbyt3800 - Pay closer attention while re-watching the clip. It is shown but barely audible.
@johnnyc4738 5 жыл бұрын
4:45 - 4:55 Rosenstein finally breaks & thinks "that question was perfect." Pretty sure he gave *that* reporter a nod. 😆😆
@jamielsapp7 5 жыл бұрын
OMG I didn't notice that!! Hilarious🤣🤣🤣!!!
@i-love-comountains3850 5 жыл бұрын
4:50
@i-love-comountains3850 5 жыл бұрын
4:45 for the setup
@steves2403 5 жыл бұрын
I think it's a case of people seeing what they want to see. Some will see his reaction being to the reporter's question, others will see his reaction being to Barr dismissing it by saying, "no." Choose your politics, and take your pick.
@johnnyc4738 5 жыл бұрын
@@steves2403 insightful.. very poignant. It's a Colbert video... calm your tits. 😆
@amitj5916 5 жыл бұрын
He is so good!!! He turns everything around to sound little less depressing!!
@iamelflegend 5 жыл бұрын
I do hope the Congress will do something about this.
@twstf8905 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha Have you NOT been paying attention for the last TWO YEARS?!?!
@neison4992 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@donwadd9143 5 жыл бұрын
No, libtards cant see past today!@@twstf8905
@tsstevensts 5 жыл бұрын
So you'll deliver that cheese pizza tomorrow then?
@evandeaver7384 5 жыл бұрын
don't worry they will. they will vote not to impeach or they wont even bring it up. then trump will win reelection! eat it sad dims!
@10nirjal 5 жыл бұрын
Rod Rosenstein's reaction at 4:56 to the journalists question...priceless 😅😅😅
@AThagoras 5 жыл бұрын
"If Bill Barr was the president's lawyer, he'd be in jail right now!" LOL!
@safetyone6399 5 жыл бұрын
Barr holds all the power to destroy a lot of criminals on the left and in the Demorat party. And he's going to do it if the evidence is there. I'd be wrapping up unfinished business if I was Comey, Brennan, Clapper, Clinton and a couple others I'm sure. Comey is going to jail for sure.
@AThagoras 5 жыл бұрын
@@safetyone6399 What fantasy universe are you living in?
@AThagoras 5 жыл бұрын
@@safetyone6399 OK It's the Fox News alternative fact universe. Put your tinfoil hat back on and go back to Fox News.
@jeffburford 5 жыл бұрын
Safety One What do you sniff?
@jeffburford 5 жыл бұрын
Safety One Come on Donald, just stick to your Tweeter Twats!
@markhoward5429 5 жыл бұрын
Wow, that was good stuff right there Colbert!! 😎👍👍
@iiwiiproductions2812 5 жыл бұрын
Colbert is not and never has been funny.
@nunnaurbiznez8815 5 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to start showing my frustration and anger by lashing out without any consequences. That's legal now, right?
@torifox7120 5 жыл бұрын
@Cassandra that's why he's a farmer. Probably keeps his sister wife locked in the basement
@torifox7120 5 жыл бұрын
@@_Thoughtful_Aquarius_, how's that farmer handout going? Did trump pay you enough for his tariffs?
@Peter_Scheen 5 жыл бұрын
The thing is that you can say all kind of things as long as you do not act upon it. It is only that others prevented him from acting upon it. Therefor I do think you can say that he is guilty.
@torifox7120 5 жыл бұрын
@@Peter_Scheen, you can plan a murder and still be charged with conspiracy. Same principle here, only republicans think obstruction is ok.
@dulcieparker7425 5 жыл бұрын
It'll b called the Trump defense, altho, more apt, really, is the president defense,alas, it only works for one person.Everyday, over n over again.Trump's probably speaking out his @ss this very minute, knowing full well that his defense is already in place.
@beasley417 5 жыл бұрын
The only way to get thru this is my nightly dose of Stephen Colbert😂😂😂
@yassinahmed4288 5 жыл бұрын
First time seeing Stephen Colbert rage...😎 yet funny
@Chyllstorm 5 жыл бұрын
Someone gif that last middle finger shot for use on Twitter, please... 😂
@zoniegriffin743 5 жыл бұрын
STEVE YOU'RE A JERK..👎👎👎👎👎
@davidanderson8381 5 жыл бұрын
when the movie is cast, John Goodman is obviously Barr.
@jimmorgan21 5 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the film. Hopefully it's a good comedy like the real thing.
@tyweeze8750 5 жыл бұрын
I'd rather see him play Chris Christie
@joshuakatz2499 5 жыл бұрын
How about Elton John playing Barr
@mead42 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe SNL will be funny this week
@jacquellamack2587 5 жыл бұрын
@@mead42 I HOPE SO LOL THAT WOULD BE ANOTHER LAUGH
@TheHikercrone 5 жыл бұрын
JFC Barr sounded like an enabling parent finding excuses for a delinquent child.
@glammer 5 жыл бұрын
Which is how Trump became such a rampant and unashamed liar in the first place.
@theodorherzl4695 5 жыл бұрын
Cry me a river. You lost get over it. Trump 2020.
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
Which makes sense, considering we have a child in office.
@melaniabettarelli8619 5 жыл бұрын
Emperor Selassie actually trump energized the left - a lot ! They keep on winning thanks to him
@3thingsfishing427 5 жыл бұрын
Heather But you definitely don’t sound like a looney conspiracy theorist.
@patrickbrumm4120 5 жыл бұрын
just recently watched George Costanza do the same "End of our marriage" bit on an old Seinfeld
@pakast1n 5 жыл бұрын
I always hear ”I’m Steven Cold Bear” 😄
@arthurgomes5188 5 жыл бұрын
Wait, so if all of that clearly damming stuff was on the report *after* it was redacted, what the hell was taken of?
@artlyons9024 5 жыл бұрын
all the stuff that was actually criminal & would convict him
@rokusho6667 5 жыл бұрын
Well supposedly details of ongoing investigations and some methods of acquiring information which legally speaking are fine....but this is the guy who was involved with Iran contra so take it with a grain of salt.
@mikeleeper3510 5 жыл бұрын
Probably to remove confidential evidence from the government that should not be released to the public. I think releasing the redacted version was the right call.
@brianbaker6881 5 жыл бұрын
Off*
@teax25 5 жыл бұрын
More than likely anything that POS trump has a name to or can lead back to Trump or where the proof of it comes from and how it was reached.
@mikesoertsz4501 5 жыл бұрын
*Pokes Congress with stick* "Do something."
@randomsandwichian 5 жыл бұрын
In 2016: Omg... *that* happened? 2017: Right, still going, eh? 2018: Yes! And ugh... here we go again. 2019: What *now*? *WHAT. NOW???*
@oddanderson9131 5 жыл бұрын
It’s kinda hard to do anything when most the people in congress don’t have any spines
@_Thoughtful_Aquarius_ 5 жыл бұрын
I've been throwing rocks and yelling at them to do something about Hillary Clinton's crimes......but not a damn thing has happened.
@minerva9843 5 жыл бұрын
@@_Thoughtful_Aquarius_ you're adorable. There was something done, more than once.
@_Thoughtful_Aquarius_ 5 жыл бұрын
@@minerva9843 , not sure what you're referring to 🤔. Hillary Clinton hasn't even received a slap on the wrist......
@Dr.Stranger106 3 жыл бұрын
Jon batiste made this clip so much funnier 😂🤣🤣
@ifegreen5417 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the update!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😂
@romandevivo1163 5 жыл бұрын
AG Barr is leading the Dept. of Justification.
@eyetrolls1352 5 жыл бұрын
@Jy Byrd I would tell you to read the report but I don't want you to hurt your self trying to do so
@FutureChaosTV 5 жыл бұрын
@Jy Byrd Hello traitor! How about respecting the constitution and the law and not being an apologist to traitor Trumpet?
@Geneva8181 5 жыл бұрын
Elle .....😂😂🤣😂
@xmlthegreat 5 жыл бұрын
@Matter of Time YT this is not the time for conversation, but for supporting the bereaved and condoling their losses. We need to give our thoughts and prayers to the victims of the terrible incident in Florid... Sorry sorry, wrong HuckaSans speech.
@tsstevensts 5 жыл бұрын
Like that cheese pizza? That why it hasen't been delivered? @Jy Byrd
@igorschmidlapp6987 5 жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing your AG, Feckless Stooge!
@brandonjpj1 5 жыл бұрын
almost as fun as when holder openly said he was "obamas wingman"...
@birdlynn417 5 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious, and so true!
@carlmuller8967 5 жыл бұрын
"When have feelings been a defense?", um when you've just shot someone in Florida cos you felt they looked tough.
@tylerdurden4392 5 жыл бұрын
@Carl Muller Trayvon was on top of Zimmerman when he was shot.
@carlmuller8967 5 жыл бұрын
@@tylerdurden4392 And McGlockton shoved a white guy so his doom was sealed. But Corey Jones was unarmed and running away when he got gunned down by a plain-clothes "policeman".
@tylerdurden4392 5 жыл бұрын
@@carlmuller8967 Gucci Mane had a loaded gun on him, was high on lean and weed, and threatened to kill the cops present as was simply tackled, sedated and arrested. Today he is sober and has his head screwed on straight, so this narrative of the poor-poor black man being used as target practice by cops is something only people who like Stephen Colbert and Trevor Noah would take seriously. Aggressive cops are good for black neighborhoods if we're looking at the body counts--how many killings do you think these "racist" police prevent?
@anthonyward4302 5 жыл бұрын
Read the report yourself. I know it's hard, but do it. When Colbert said "there's some crazy shit in here" he means it. Pretty extraordinary stuff
@marymarsella9050 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, it’s got some juicy bits...
@luvukonombembe6197 5 жыл бұрын
JFC!! Is this real life?
@Mikathedog100 5 жыл бұрын
It's not hard to read. The font is a bit difficult on a laptop (for me anyway) but the language is simple.....Which suggests Mueller and co wanted everyone to read it.
@Ani-vs8gm 5 жыл бұрын
Trumo didnt colluded with russia So it they hadnt started this useless investigation, there would have been zero obstruction
@Ani-vs8gm 5 жыл бұрын
*if
@seedfamily1404 5 жыл бұрын
"Barr held a press conference, flanked by a Gillette before and after picture." 🤣 Ohhh, and Jon's laugh! Too good.
@Nightengale90 5 жыл бұрын
That was a great summary! Best one I've seen yet!
@berniehobabykat 5 жыл бұрын
Being a lawyer for Donald Trump is like being the drummer for spinal tap. 😵😵😵
@MaryAnnFarley 5 жыл бұрын
@vegasbabykat Ok, that's just brilliant. :) Be warned that a Colbert writer might snap that one up. Lol!
@berniehobabykat 5 жыл бұрын
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@68caribou 5 жыл бұрын
Again, props to Jon Baptiste jumping quickly on the piano at 6:06 to give us 'Smoke Gets in Your Eyes'!!!!
@TheDarkDresser 5 жыл бұрын
68caribou I'd rather hear Baptiste Giabiconi's music.
@68caribou 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheDarkDresser : I dion' know that artist, I'll look into it
@notsure1969 5 жыл бұрын
Legend has it that if you hold your ear up to the Mueller report, you can hear the squeaking and slamming of shutting cell doors.
@PH_1964 5 жыл бұрын
So funny 😂
@destinationdaddio9977 5 жыл бұрын
Dramacrats need to get use to that sound
@katiekane5247 5 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@katiekane5247 5 жыл бұрын
@@destinationdaddio9977 have that checked out, being delusional can be dangerous!
@brendavalliere684 5 жыл бұрын
Destination Daddio w
@miggysmindisfull 5 жыл бұрын
Look at Rosenstein in 4:54/4:55 after question by press.... priceless!!
@roberttaylor6694 5 жыл бұрын
Can't understand how all these people can be afraid of someone who dodged the draft 5 TIMES!!!!!!
@fukkawi 5 жыл бұрын
OLD News? Non Starter? Non Issue, Ala Billy Bush....
@MisteRRYouTuby 5 жыл бұрын
So! Looks like I got some reading to catch up on!
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
You know, I'm studying to become a prosecutor. I love reading legal documents.
@johnbidochka2795 5 жыл бұрын
Such a low Barr in American politics.
@staomruel 5 жыл бұрын
Free passes on war crimes, but don't tell lies to Congress, that way you have to wait for a pardon to get out of trouble.
@romailkhan7992 5 жыл бұрын
U deserve more likes
@lindabrown8795 5 жыл бұрын
He was Trumped.
@carolynwomboldt7299 5 жыл бұрын
Barr is bought and paid for...check his tax return, bank accounts
@dthaysjr 5 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there....
@godinezfer1906 5 жыл бұрын
Barr on Donald - when someone gives you a job you talk good about them 💁😂😂😂😂
@NatalieBryden 5 жыл бұрын
At 9:52, it looks like Rosenstein wants to pounce :-) LOL!
@leekye1923 5 жыл бұрын
An innocent man would not obstruct the cops 10 times, and upon learning the cops are investigating him say, I'm f...ed!
@theodorherzl4695 5 жыл бұрын
You people are worse conspiracy theorists than Alex Jones. If you continue this road, the Democrats will definitely lose in 2020. You left I'm F'd out of context. Here's the rest: "Everyone tells me if you get one of these independent counsels it ruins your presidency. It takes years and years and I won’t be able to do anything."
@Blendercage 5 жыл бұрын
If you being pursued by powerful, influential, scary people for something you didn’t do, you wouldn’t say ‘I’m f’? You wouldn’t get angry and feel justified in making their job harder?
@fireblast133 5 жыл бұрын
Emperor Selassie most of the other investigations that occurred, the accused party tended to cooperate. Many were found innocent, and even in Bill Clinton’s case, it went to impeachment, but he was acquitted. Trump has been actively trying to impede this investigation. So in conclusion, you seem to be the one taking it out of context Selassie.
@paxe1 5 жыл бұрын
@@Blendercage Exatcly. Mueller lied about WMDs in Iraq(Search for it on KZfaq if you don't believe me). Who knows what he and the rest of the Deep State would be capable of.
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
Trump's about as innocent as I am one of the three Fates!
@prieten49 5 жыл бұрын
How can a sitting Attorney General just lie on national television so many times? It's impeachment time for him and his boss.
@evandeaver7384 5 жыл бұрын
How can Colbert do it every night or cnn or MSNBC? probably why they need a comedian to tell the lies. that way you can laugh and pretend that the democrat view is the national consensus.
@prieten49 5 жыл бұрын
@@evandeaver7384 I don't recall a single "lie" by this comedian or those media outlets. The President of the United States and his A.G. should be held to much higher standards. It is sad that our expectations for our Groper-in-Chief are so low. But apparently his lying fulfills your expectations in a president.
@evandeaver7384 5 жыл бұрын
Stuart M. I really don’t care what he said. Big surprise I care what he actually does and what I can clearly see is that president trump has been doing wonderful things for my country and that’s all I need after a lifetime of garbage do nothing presidents.
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
I've lost almost all faith in the American justice system.
@jordanturner5278 5 жыл бұрын
@@prieten49 Russian colusion for starters, calling him rasict fascist no border crisis shall i go on?
@itsBito 5 жыл бұрын
This made my day!!! You're awesomeeee
@xinchen199 5 жыл бұрын
OMG such a thick book! He must have done a lot .....
@xxXthekevXxx 5 жыл бұрын
When you read the lines “this is the end of my presidency, I’m fucked” my heart did a flip of surprise, but I thought it was a joke, and knowing that it isn’t is amazing.
@russellcampbell9198 5 жыл бұрын
Think you can scratch the "Hon." bit on Barr's name plate.
@francoisguilbert3 5 жыл бұрын
So so so true !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@wicked8576 5 жыл бұрын
somehow, Colbert's Trump impression is as good as Baldwin's or Noah's.. I love all of them! :D
@rupert5390 5 жыл бұрын
That's because you are a player of the pink Oboe.
@skrilljack 5 жыл бұрын
That sad, alexa play decpacito
@jillyburt 5 жыл бұрын
Great analogies!
@thillaisaravanan8097 5 жыл бұрын
I saw the title and I clicked with immediate enthusiasm!
@reaperpatriot 5 жыл бұрын
And you are disappointed lol 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂
@reaperpatriot 5 жыл бұрын
@Haywire D awwwww not a Russian bot. Try again libtard lol
@thillaisaravanan8097 5 жыл бұрын
@@reaperpatriot only slightly, loved the Gillette joke, laughed way too hard at that.
@civil_villain 5 жыл бұрын
@@reaperpatriot You dummies are funny.
@reaperpatriot 5 жыл бұрын
@@thillaisaravanan8097 well cue Trump winning Re-election soon. I will enjoy the smug of libtards going crazy until Mueller says in a public hearing in a month saying no Collusion and no Obstruction of Justice!
@skepticalpickle5258 5 жыл бұрын
Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!
@micu1544 4 жыл бұрын
And the USA has just been consigned to the dustbin of history Welcome to the club. yours truly Rome
@yaapokuaboateng3075 4 жыл бұрын
Mi Cu with the oncoming “no deal” Brexit you may as well consign us to the aforementioned “dustbin of history” Regards United (or not so united) Kingdom
@bobevers7459 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert is MY Multi-millionaire Democratic BUDDY..I GET ALL MY POLITICAL NEWS FROM HIM...BECAUSE.....he gets AND CARES about the little guy WHO WATCHES HIS SHOW...and so do the Sponsors who pay him MILLIONS & MILLIONS TOO....oh yes...he's my buddy....LOL
@mersilvaureus1525 5 жыл бұрын
A burden on his capacity to govern? What capacity?!?
@loritracy1385 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they also say you can't indict a sitting Prez because it would take too much time away from doing the job. I'm sure he's got PLENTY of " executive time" to deal with it.
@zanman8808 5 жыл бұрын
Lori Tracy This is why we have a vice President to take over if our president is incapacitated even if he’s incapacitated because he’s broken the Frick in law
@emmawillard1261 5 жыл бұрын
@@loritracy1385 He could give up some of the golf time. He cheats at that and lots of other things too.
@emmawillard1261 5 жыл бұрын
@@zanman8808
@iadorenewyork1 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly! Good comment, Zachary Allen!
@Will_Salcedo 5 жыл бұрын
So Barr is Sarah Sanders but with AG title.
@elimontoya2173 5 жыл бұрын
WiLL They look really similar
@SpSot 5 жыл бұрын
And with no wig, apparently.
@JonathanSterlingUSA 5 жыл бұрын
Wrong. He's your mother, stupid. Show some respect.
@boughtbot2639 5 жыл бұрын
It's all in the neck.
@lidoz 5 жыл бұрын
you are catching on the new slogan attack brainless parrot.
@kates4911 5 жыл бұрын
do you seriously have to blur the middle finger in american tv that's hilarious
@q7wasp7 5 жыл бұрын
Mike Pence may be watching.
@SomeSurvive 5 жыл бұрын
A long time ago in a land far away, you guys were mean to Christians and they came over here and made alcohol illegal. Shit still lingers.
@DarthShande 5 жыл бұрын
Murphy's Law hands down the best summary of the origins of America ever.
@_JayRamsey_ 5 жыл бұрын
@ben u mad bro?
@Genesis23OPB 5 жыл бұрын
the internet was invented in switzerland, you moron.
@karljonson3287 5 жыл бұрын
Colbert is obsessed with this report. Lol
@annabellavetra 5 жыл бұрын
NO COLLUSION
@LaLaLonna 5 жыл бұрын
An innocent man wouldn't say I'm fucked when he finds out an investigator is making sure no wrong doing occurred
@fraliv5526 5 жыл бұрын
unless he is worried the investigator will be heavily biased against him like the rest of the liberal media
@notabot0001 5 жыл бұрын
Fra Liv you’re funny 😂
@evandeaver7384 5 жыл бұрын
maybe the president wanted to actually run the country and not be bogged down in litigation? that's ABSURD!!!!! more likely he was worried about being a Russian spy!
@alschbachb 5 жыл бұрын
I dont care he said he was fucked because at the time it was comey who was in charge and he knew comey is totally corrupt
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
Trump does a wonderful job of making himself look oh so guilty.
@stevenhinkle6957 5 жыл бұрын
Wow... So Barr really didn't read it ? That speaks volumes for how he felt about it and the conclusions he drew about it before it was even released. Could this administration possibly be more of an absolute joke ?
@MalloriDan 5 жыл бұрын
I literally love Stephen Colbert💓
@tylerdurden4392 5 жыл бұрын
@Mallori Danielle I literally have the opposite opinion of Colbert. What a PC putz!
@CollinSamatas 5 жыл бұрын
"Flanked by a gillete razor before and after…" Stephen is as hysterical, incisive and smooth as ever!
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 5 жыл бұрын
🎵"Oh Donny Boy the Feds, the Feds are coming!🎵😂
@donwadd9143 5 жыл бұрын
In one of your libtarded wet dreams you LOSER!
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 5 жыл бұрын
@@donwadd9143 ROTFLMAO! Dream on commie. Your puppet is going down. Fake profile, No content & textbook Kremlin diversionary rhetoric = Russian Backed Troll. Nice try Vlad but no one's buying your Bullshitski here comrade.
@benitosotelo444 5 жыл бұрын
@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 the feds have been coming, for the past 2 years. Has your dumb ass not been paying attention? This is why no one is taking leftists seriously.
@donwadd9143 5 жыл бұрын
No collusion,no crimes! Demonrats turn for investigation are starting! Trump WILL win again in 2020 and NOTHING you LOSERS can do about it! Six more years of sky screaming for you mental midgets! LMAO@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 5 жыл бұрын
@@benitosotelo444 It took two years to complete the investigations of Nixon & everyone knows how that all ended. The *only* reason he didn't go to prison was because he ran away, & got his VP to pardon him. (Which is the only way at this stage that Trump can possibly keep his cheese burger ladden ass out of the big house as well.) The authorities are making sure that they have all their ducks lined up in a row when it comes to Trump. The Tangerine Trator is more slippery than a bag full of rotten eels. & he'll do anything to keep out of jail. But tell me if he's such an 'honest man' as his sycophantic followers claim. Then why would he say that "This is the end of my presidency. I'm Fucked." about the Muller probe. An inocent man doesn't use that kind of language when he finds out he's under investigation. He knows he has nothing to fear from the Truth - only a guilty one does.
@TazorNissen 5 жыл бұрын
“If Barr was Trump’s lawyer, he would be in prison” Give it time...
@onceblindbill 5 жыл бұрын
You areTazorNissen
@onceblindbill 5 жыл бұрын
We
@NikoBased 5 жыл бұрын
Isn't that what you guys said about the Mueller report? Weren't we supposed to "give it time" and "relax and Mueller time?" because Bob Mueller was patiently crossing his t's and dotting his i's? Bob Mueller, the methodical genius... the "amazing prosecutor" who was going to ensure justice is served. America is tired of waiting. At this point Bob Mueller and the FBI must be colluding with the Trump administration. Mueller must be complicit in these crimes because he's allowing Trump to continue his presidency , after knowing full well that Trump is a Russian agent. Mueller is also a Russian agent. Mueller knows Trump is a Russian agent, all while allowing Trump to stack the supreme court with originalist judges who stymie progressive legislators for the next 20 years. LOL. Chew on that for a while. Bob Mueller allowed a Russian agent to stack the supreme court and stymie democrats for the next 20+ years. Trump will no doubt have another supreme court pick, as Ruth is starting to become absent for health reasons quite often.
@TheBrothergreen 5 жыл бұрын
@@NikoBased It's weird how the republican trolls actually believe that barr's summery exonerates trump. That's the only possible way that I can make sense of what you just said. I hate to tell you this, but it doesn't.
@catfishtroll7932 5 жыл бұрын
The people are like a bowel obstruction. 😁😁😁
@artlucero6122 4 жыл бұрын
They made a movie about the day after the report was submitted, its called, Ferris Meuller's Day Off.
@lynettepatton2600 5 жыл бұрын
..the report that tried to speak for itself..that's why special counsel's presence would be welcomed.
@shirobu6447 5 жыл бұрын
I couldn't wait to hear Colbert take after the release of the Muller report, and sure didn't disappoint 🤔😂🍻
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
He never does, bless him.
@holly03282008 5 жыл бұрын
If Trump is so bad leave America, you clowns...
@africaart 5 жыл бұрын
4:40 is gold 😂🤣
@MrRosiesfavorites 5 жыл бұрын
tugis, that is exactly why the red party hates the media and tries to discredit them.
@ReapeX 5 жыл бұрын
@nick smith Fake News Comment
@iamelflegend 5 жыл бұрын
Barr really looks Fred Flinstones
@gertyterry1897 5 жыл бұрын
More like a cleaned up version of Steve Bannon. 😳😂😂
@colleentwo 5 жыл бұрын
JL Llorada he looks like an obese toad.
@owlgirl1998 5 жыл бұрын
Thats an insult to Fred Flintstone
@WriterusAeternus 5 жыл бұрын
As Kimmel put it: He looks like Elton John after a gay conversion therapy
@yokojacobson8494 5 жыл бұрын
Yep, that's what I say, I'm waiting for him to say "Yabba-dabba-Doo"
@ammaleslie509 Жыл бұрын
Where is part two of this? Does Anyone have a link?
@maggie19ful 5 жыл бұрын
the look of rob roseinstein at 4:55 hahahha he knows his boss is doing it wrong lol
@delangelarte3324 5 жыл бұрын
6:03 "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes" 🤣
@sillybilly666 5 жыл бұрын
Too bad we don't have a government that works for the people. Maybe something would actually come of this.
@linusgustafsson2629 5 жыл бұрын
No country has. They all run on giving friends money, and securing their personal lives economically. A few activists work on things like environment and anti-porn though. But nobody does anything for the people.
@TheMuluman 5 жыл бұрын
@Ursus Americanus oh okay, so who were the American ppl before then?
@vsedai 5 жыл бұрын
What we need is a lobby.
@foggyfrogman1 5 жыл бұрын
vsedai - That lobby would require the 10’s of millions to buy Republicans.
@chenyboy1793 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my goddddd!!!! You guys!!!!
@lorenrenee1 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen is getting me through this nightmare one monologue at a time.
@nomernomznomz6015 5 жыл бұрын
Loren Renee Stephen is indoctrinating you one monologue at a time love, do yourself a favor.s”research and think for yourself and stop being an outrage sheep.there praying on your good nature my dear.
@razorflamekun118 3 жыл бұрын
The arson joke might be the best joke that Stephen has ever made. It is so genius. I absolutely love it. It never gets old
@benh9350 5 жыл бұрын
Damn it, I ran out of smart ass comments yesterday, so I'm just speechless today.
@mr.lastname4880 5 жыл бұрын
Did anything good come out of this report? Or stopped just bad stuff
@johnm3152 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss. I ran out 6 months ago.
@kathryn3950 5 жыл бұрын
I think there just comes a time when your brain yells “ENOUGH! I CANT HANDLE ANYMORE”
@yDrewy 5 жыл бұрын
Dig deeper bro....no one likes a quitter....
@torntokoroa3357 5 жыл бұрын
@AdventureTimeFan94 the fact you last a month amazes me. Every sensible New Yorker here knows this man is an idiotic jackass. Most of us were tired of his shit during the day he started campaigning
@DvLnDsGyZ 5 жыл бұрын
5:01 Your humor is why I havent drank myself into oblivion.
@tonyplow9219 5 жыл бұрын
Belle, You got about 5 more years of Trump better get you a couple of habits!
@tonyplow9219 5 жыл бұрын
@42 jade 0 Trump crimes! add that up! MAGA! 2020! Close to 5 years!
@1234jamesmith 5 жыл бұрын
I would rather drink myself to morrowind
@charlesgreen632 5 жыл бұрын
4:20 🤔🚬 He looks like Fred #Flintstones
@charlesgreen632 5 жыл бұрын
@@shlibberthesecond9711😏 BOTH
@khaledzaitoun7321 5 жыл бұрын
Excellent
@AndyM_323YYY 5 жыл бұрын
Al Capone felt the same way about Elliot Ness.
@mcbrite 5 жыл бұрын
Who thought Fred Flintstone would ever get as high as AG!!!
@WaterlooExpat 5 жыл бұрын
Fred was loyal to the Water Buffalo Lodge, not to the Imperial Grand Poobah.
@patchworkgirl2982 5 жыл бұрын
Protecting crooks in the WH is evidently his career. Unparallelled opportunities here.
@shawnrose706 5 жыл бұрын
I thought of droopy dog but fred flinstone works too 😅
@cmdraftbrn 5 жыл бұрын
@@shawnrose706 nah droopy dog is lieberman
@vinnie20 5 жыл бұрын
Actually he is a dead ringer for the Burgermeister Meisterburger lol
@gdggini2071 5 жыл бұрын
I just want Ivanca 😂🤣😂
@roctb333 5 жыл бұрын
Still made me laugh out loud
@margiedaniels489 5 жыл бұрын
Jeff Sessions is sitting in his Keebler tree, so happy!
@bonron9921 5 жыл бұрын
Where the hell is he ?? It would be poetic justice if he came out and of course this time with his memory intact. No more I forgot to mention!
@civil_villain 5 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed out loud (in disgust) at the, "Trump's understandable feelings of anger make him innocent!" Ahhh the snowflake projection defense...
@thebatman6201 5 жыл бұрын
What about facts not giving a damn about feelings? The ben shapiro motto, conservatoves love to chant as an excuse to be douchebags?
@BabakoSen 5 жыл бұрын
It's the Afluenza argument left to ferment and repackaged as something that pretends to be classier but is in fact even inferior to its fresh form.
@RickKasten 5 жыл бұрын
@@michaelpaine6701 No, normal people repeatedly state their innocence while allowing for due process which, if their claims of innocence are true, will exonerate them. "Defending" themselves does not include calling the entire process a witch hunt and a farce. If anything, it sets up the potential for defamation of character after the innocent verdict.
@VideoSage 5 жыл бұрын
It's so insulting. Oh, so if I'm angry at a cop investigating me, I guess I can just shoot them, eh? Anger apparently allows for high crimes, why not down to earth ones? Fucking stupid. It drives me mad too- that Trump had his big "no one is above the law," and "pro police," "law man," bullshit. The guy is a blatant criminal.
@RickKasten 5 жыл бұрын
It was Trump's sincerely held belief that he was innocent, therefore his actions to obstruct were permissible. Because to Republicans, sincerely held beliefs absolve people of criminal behavior.
@kikiwest2001 5 жыл бұрын
When he said “I’m f**ked” lmao
@dianafrancomusic 5 жыл бұрын
Is it only me, or does Barr look like Fred Flintstone?
@safetyone6399 5 жыл бұрын
Barr looks like DEATH OF THE DEMOCRAT PARTY!! He looks like JUSTICE, and he's not gonna fk around with the slimy Democrats! Hillary, and her band of corrupt minions are going to be held accountable for attempting a coup on a sitting President! That's a death penalty, and I hope they capture the sound of her neck snapping when that filthy bag of shit hits the end of the rope!!!
@arnepianocanada 5 жыл бұрын
How insulting to poor Frederick Flintstone!😁😁😁😁
@arnepianocanada 5 жыл бұрын
Oh stupid Autocorrupt! FRED
@arnepianocanada 5 жыл бұрын
@@safetyone6399 Yipe! Brain damage rears its head. I'm *no Hilary fan but Trump and his a**-lickers are mocking all that America stands for.
@trnharris 4 жыл бұрын
YES!!! 😆
@xBluegamerx 5 жыл бұрын
Barr lied about a report? If only there was an event that happened decades ago to clue us into the type of person he is, like a past Contraversy.
@brandonharper2421 5 жыл бұрын
xBluegamerx you dont mean back in 1991 under bush sr do it? 😂😂😂 he was just covering up thats all
@Syclone0044 5 жыл бұрын
Lolll I see what you did there 😅👏🏼👏🏼 Took me a minute, at first I thought "wtf is this guy randomly capitalizing non-proper nouns?"
@johnsands9108 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. Nice one friend
@xjunkxyrdxdog89 5 жыл бұрын
@@Syclone0044 I'm over here like "he misspelled controversohhh I get it."
@xjunkxyrdxdog89 5 жыл бұрын
"I am not a crook" "No collusion"
@NewMessage 5 жыл бұрын
"There was no intent.." There was plenty of intent, just no effective execution. The Trump team was like a troop of Stormtroopers at blaster practice. They kept firing, and firing and firing at the 'collude' target, but just couldn't seem to land a single shot.
@Lucius1958 5 жыл бұрын
*"The Gang That Couldn't Treason Straight"*
@rascallyrabbit717 5 жыл бұрын
I guess being *stupid* is not a _crime_
@xjunkxyrdxdog89 5 жыл бұрын
@@Lucius1958 *always sunny theme plays*
@rawovunlapin8201 5 жыл бұрын
@@rascallyrabbit717 maybe not, but I get the feeling that the consequences of being stupid might break the law.
@joejug162 5 жыл бұрын
New Message they did, but the evidence went out with the first firings when he took office.
@rickbart1 5 жыл бұрын
I liked Mark Dice's video of the 400 page Mueller report. Every page had an empty hamburger bun.
@jasonusborne8629 5 жыл бұрын
The one moment Rod Rosenstein's expression changed was after the best question at 4:50
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