Trump Jury Selection Woes | Presidential Hot Dog Eating Contest

Trump Jury Selection Woes | Presidential Hot Dog Eating Contest | Drunk Vultures Rescued

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Ай бұрын

The judge in Trump’s hush money trial is finding it hard to keep personal information about jurors from leaking out, a new poll shows President Biden trailing his rival by double digits in a hot dog eating contest, and workers at a Connecticut bird sanctuary rescued two vultures who got intoxicated after dumpster diving.
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@ronnyshama Ай бұрын

The doo-da jokes were absolutely hilarious! Thank you sir for the good laugh

@jtysar Ай бұрын

Duda went to the States with bipartisan support in Poland to lobby for Ukraine aid and to maintain good relations with a person who will potentially soon hold our country's fate in his hands in the face of war. Thanks for reducing it to absurdity and being condescending and irreverent about it, as Americans always were towards Poland. Some allies you are.

@jkap34 Ай бұрын

I always enjoy that he puts his imaginary props away. Leaves less for the crew to clean up.

@ramonaholmes617 Ай бұрын

Yes, a thoughtful and funny boss

@victoriabaker4400 Ай бұрын

They once did a little web short on where the imaginary props are stored backstage. Would love to see it again.

@alexpadi6464 Ай бұрын

I miss Jon Baptiste's little piano accentuations when Stephen puts away the imaginary props

@electricsheep1277 Ай бұрын

We all know where they go, but the biggest question is: Where do they come from?

@trinidadinternational Ай бұрын

It's subtle and hilarious

@bcb7443 Ай бұрын

Protect the jurors and witnesses!!

@sparkythancztwise Ай бұрын

Correction Stephen: 9:27 - 9:36 The driver is a turkey. I'm no ornithologist, but I'm not a bird-brain either. It's pretty obvious. Take a gander again. And I'm not suggesting you steal geese.

@aggressiveattitudeera887 Ай бұрын

That Lindsey Graham joke was savage!

@israelcm7246 Ай бұрын

Savage, yes, but Lindsey had it coming.

@teamvlcn6820 Ай бұрын

And accurate.

@janicebunch7599 Ай бұрын

Ms Lindsey would sit ,stay, and shake on that one!

@user-yy4jo9pk2b Ай бұрын

So is Lindsay Graham ( MAGA savage ).😝

@bunyipdragon9499 Ай бұрын

Lynsey will definitely roll over 😂

@garygoodrich7495 Ай бұрын

These jurors' identities need to be protected at all costs. Even letting out descriptions of their interests and looks should not be allowed.

@MrGeldhart Ай бұрын

Juror #1 -> A person Juror #2 -> A person Thats all the public needs to know

@Drew63 Ай бұрын

Yeah these people are helping Trump big time honestly

@kingace6186 Ай бұрын

I expected that type of behavior from NY Post, or Fox News. But NYT is choosing profit over the safety of those jurors.

@MatthewPettyST1300 Ай бұрын

That Lindsey Graham burn was one of the best I've heard about him. I liked the fact his name came at the end so it caught me off guard !

@id10t98 Ай бұрын

I had a plum tree that squirrels would get drunk eating every late fall season. Great shows watching them.

@docjoe86 Ай бұрын

9:33 That’s not a vulture driving, that’s definitely a turkey.

@SweetTreat-wl2yl Ай бұрын

Yep, that's Tom.

@azeziktomi7119 Ай бұрын

I haven't seen an insult so unfairly directed at birds in a long time. That is a TURKEY sir!

@karenneill9109 Ай бұрын

I mean, UBird has a reputation to uphold! They wouldn’t let their drivers be vultures!!

@blackbeerd Ай бұрын

would be hilarious if they release a correction on this

@francescaa8331 Ай бұрын

Definitely Tom, yes.

@tdsoldier3198 Ай бұрын

Being a juror in this case would be cool but it would also be pretty scary too. I hope all the jurors are kept safe and protected and I hope anyone who tries to intimidate them is arrested.

@RevLeigh55 Ай бұрын

I would not be intimidated by trump if I were on the jury. However, I would never be chosen, because I could not be impartial.

@Pixie449 Ай бұрын

I wouldn’t be afraid of Trump but some of his supporters are not all mentally stable.

@wonderrob3225 Ай бұрын

I'm still worried about the fact that this is a Jury trial. What do you think the chances are that he has already paid-off and threatened the jury members. What are the chances that not even one of these jurors is fox "news" fan.

@8arrows Ай бұрын

I wouldn’t want to sit on the jury. As a Pawnee. I don’t trust any politician. We have 532 worth of historical proof. I know a lot of natives that have no idea who Trummkopf is. Because they’re not on the grid. There are also homesteaders, “mountain men”. Hermits, etc. Who have no idea what the media said about Trummkopf. Untainted juror prospects.

@ag4allgood Ай бұрын

@@Pixie449 What do you mean ONLY some ? Mentally unstable is a cult qualification !

@jacenty1339 Ай бұрын

3:16 This is comedic gold, thank you, Stephen. Greetings from Poland 🇵🇱

@United-News Ай бұрын

🤣

@samuela-aegisdottir Ай бұрын

I am so relieved that Poland has a better government now, but it seems very difficult for the Tusk's government to fix the democratic backsliding that the previous PiS government commited. And not only because Duda, the current president, is from PiS. Some changes are very difficult to reverse. One more reason to hope that Trump will loose the election, because the damage PiS made, it made only to Poland (and to a lesser extend to EU). Whereas the damage Trump made and can made in the future is damage not only to US, but to the entire world. And not everything is posible to reverse, for example the cancelation of the Iran deal is disasterous to this day.

@leifharmsen Ай бұрын

Shame on the NYT for reporting ANYTHING about the jurours in this case!

@kingayy9267 Ай бұрын

Agreed. Why must we know anything about them? They didn't volunteer to have their lives/identities exposed in any way by performing their civic duty.

@AC3handle Ай бұрын

There were a BUNCH of media outlets who let details out.

@igorschmidlapp6987 Ай бұрын

@@AC3handle That's because it's "media" now, not responsible journalism...

@mehere8038 Ай бұрын

I agree! Interests like that should absolutely be off limits! Now those are reported, people in those circles will have it on their mind & if movements of someone in one of their clubs changes, the more extreme are likely to think they're on the jury & follow them on a weekday morning to confirm it! Actually very easy for someone who knows them to some extent to identify from that info! & the hobbies listed are ones mostly done by right leaning people. Really, really dumb info to release!

@kingace6186 Ай бұрын

100% It was very sleazy. I doubt they'll stop. They love making money too much.

@alex-top Ай бұрын

As a Pole I really appreciate the Duda joke 😂 we have a website in Poland that counts down for him to finally retire 🎉

@lynn9822 Ай бұрын

Waiting for him to retire, doo-dah, doo-dah

@pampayne4482 Ай бұрын

"All the doo daa day?" How did he keep a straight face? 🤣🤣🤣

@cindersuzie Ай бұрын

If you want to see giant pumpkins being rowed, just come to Oregon in October. We have had the West Coast Giant Pumpkin Regatta here for more than 20 years.

@AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg Ай бұрын

That sounds far too exciting for me

@emilyviehland3544 Ай бұрын

Oregon isn't in my plans for this year, but maybe some other time! How hard is it to become a participant? When Pittsburgh had these races, there was a lottery to get in.

@jamesfloyd6075 Ай бұрын

I think Colbert broke the record for most traditional folk songs sung in an opening monologue

@danielx1224 Ай бұрын

I did not see the "all the doo da day" coming, and laughed way too hard.

@jimwilliams3816 Ай бұрын

I saw the potential as soon as he pronounced the guy’s name, but wasn’t sure they would dare to go there. My question: is Yankee Doodle still widely known among younger generations, or was this a joke for those of us of A Certain Age?

@litterbox2010 Ай бұрын

It's so funny how he's actually so dumb that he thinks he can insist the JUDGE recuse himself because the JUDGE is too close to the case hes JUDGING. lmaoooo. He's like, 5. Mentally.

@israelcm7246 Ай бұрын

His too stupidly, stupid.

@wellendowedplatypus9024 Ай бұрын

"I attacked and threatened his daughter and encourage my followers to do the same, so he is no longer impartial" - like how does that work as a defense??

@frozenrose84 Ай бұрын

yes. Trump is really stupid, immature and uneducated... but so many people seem to be even worse -.- sometimes it's quite hard to bear...

@Logan_Baron Ай бұрын

I've seen sovereign citizens try a similar tactic. "I filed a suit against you (the judge) for a claim that you don't have jurisdiction to try me. Since I filed that case, it would be a conflict of interest for you, so you have to recuse yourself".

@lisagulick4144 Ай бұрын

He's never made it out of the Terrible Twos!

@robertawalsh2995 Ай бұрын

9:32 Vultures can't drive. That's a turkey driving the UBIRD.

@KnockOut242 Ай бұрын

Never fight uphill, me boys 😂😂😂

@JCTiggs1 Ай бұрын

"Just like bankruptcies I should have unlimited strikes!" - Trump

@emrecck Ай бұрын

😂

@joyousdog1 Ай бұрын

I think this monologue was custom-written for pun-loving music teachers with every old ditty ever written rattling around in their heads. I am one of those teachers. Duda indeed. 😁

@clickrick Ай бұрын

Absolutely. All the Duda day!

@ajsanime Ай бұрын

LMBO! "There's a vulture driving it too" with a pic of what is clearly a turkey! Come on, gotta call him out on that one.

@natsune09 Ай бұрын

It would be really funny if Stephen Colbert was summoned for jury duty for the Trump trial. Talk about Awwwwwkward moment in the court when Colbert walks in. Or the funniness of the judge asking him if he can be impartial. "No I can't your honor. But this would give me years worth of material for my show. For the sake of the laughs, let me sit as a juror!"

@cat-.- Ай бұрын

He would be immediately impeached by the defense lawyers.

@susanbengston3208 Ай бұрын

@@cat-.-😂

@kingace6186 Ай бұрын

I think he could stay impartial. Ironically, enough.

@jmac5937 Ай бұрын

Yeah, nobody cares about this trial but far left wingers...and the deep state that's terrified of Trump's second term.

@toddmoll4801 Ай бұрын

You, Mr. Colbert, are a much needed breath of truth. Thank you for your continuing service.

@tpad6 Ай бұрын

He's been doing great this year!

@wonderrob3225 Ай бұрын

@notthisbutthat Ай бұрын

He lied though it was not a vulture driving, it is a turkey!!!

@namastezen3300 Ай бұрын

Stephen is great (but don't leave out the writers; they are great)

@marcokoonings2179 Ай бұрын

He always was also at Epstein’s island

@wisconsinfarmer4742 Ай бұрын

Jury needs protection as in any crime family prosecution.

@chenzen1578 Ай бұрын

please write "mob" when you mean it!

@kingace6186 Ай бұрын

Yes

@kingace6186 Ай бұрын

@@chenzen1578 ?

@wisconsinfarmer4742 Ай бұрын

@@kingace6186 chenzen is right. He is always right. He hires the best people.

@emilyviehland3544 Ай бұрын

I have raced in a giant pumpkin before! It's AWESOME!!! Alas, the annual Pittsburgh Giant Pumpkin Festival no longer includes a "boating" event. But it was EPIC during the few years that they included it.

@robertcowan7610 Ай бұрын

FYI: @cindersuzie says "Come to Oregon in October where they have the West Coast Giant Pumpkin Regatta every year tor the last 20 years"! It's in the comment section after your own comment. Thought you might like to know!

@oldones59 Ай бұрын

Stormy Daniel's is a tough, well-spoken lady. She's going to make Trump's lawyers look like fools, even though she's a witness.

@44yvo Ай бұрын

"Unlimited strikes against jurors" would mean that Trump could postpone the trial forever ...🙄

@user-ej9ng2hx6u Ай бұрын

But he'd have to sit there in perpetuity. Which would be almost as good as prison.

@mickie5282 Ай бұрын

Yeah, like everything else, he didn't really think that idea through.

@schmonzo42 Ай бұрын

He actually can kick unlimited jurors. He just needs proof that they shouldn’t be on the jury. He can only dismiss 10 jurors just because of his gut feeling.

@kickazz999 Ай бұрын

Siberian gulag Gutmo Wardens apartment

@nagranoth_ Ай бұрын

which is exactly his goal: postpone until it's only people who will support him.

@SpencerWilliamsIV Ай бұрын

Birds getting drunk on fermented berries happens more often than you’d think

@8arrows Ай бұрын

So do most mammals

@francescaa8331 Ай бұрын

Yes. It's pretty common.

@ramonaholmes617 Ай бұрын

Yeah, me too.😅😅😂😂

@cheeseschrist2303 Ай бұрын

How would you know what I think?

@gerryboudreaultboudreault2608 Ай бұрын

Also, Horses get drunk on ripe apples

@marmac7619 Ай бұрын

How would my sanity ever survive all this in-sanity, sans Stephen Colbert?!!?

@jmac5937 Ай бұрын

You don't realize that it's Colbert and his ilk making you crazy in the first place. Nobody cares about this trial but far left wing extremists and the deep state.

@ericsingloud Ай бұрын

I loved all the singing in this monologue! AWESOME!

@RevCeleste Ай бұрын

They're absolutely needs to be a gag order on releasing any info about any of the jurors. And Jesse Watters needs to be charged with jury tampering

@maplebones Ай бұрын

He only reported publicly available information. Your beef is with the court which released the information.

@itspersonal3351 Ай бұрын

Trump added onto that watters “quote” That wasn’t a verbatim statement. Watters should definitely be charged with jury tampering and intimidation. Trump violated the gag order. AGAIN. In my view, it seems Watters was attempting to send a message to Maga, to lie to get on the jury? The DA is the party in the case who removed a juror after discovering he had been arrested in the 90s for tearing up a political poster.

@itspersonal3351 Ай бұрын

I agree. Watters attempted to intimidate jurors and it worked. 🤬 Dump actually added onto Watters statement. It wasn’t a exact quote so dump violated the gag order AGAIN. His attorney lied to the judge claiming it was a repost. It wasn’t verbatim even though he put it in quotes.

@TheGeosto Ай бұрын

@@cufflink9558 He is that self- satisfied smirking Fox News jackass. He used to work for Bill O’Reilly before Bill O’Reilly was let go for the sex stuff.

@catmomjewett Ай бұрын

Jury tampering, being an a33hole and pretending to have a mother. 🤯

@marcwright8395 Ай бұрын

Here in Nova Scotia Canada, we have a giant pumpkin contest every fall, and part of that festival is a pumpkin boat race

@rex-racer Ай бұрын

We have a similar one in Maine too!

@victoriabaker4400 Ай бұрын

Never heard of it, but such a fabulous idea! I was struck by the clarity of the water in that clip. Beautiful!

@namcat53 Ай бұрын

The jurors' personal information must be kept secret and the defendant must be jailed for every contempt charge like any citizen.

@peterfedun-sk3jt Ай бұрын

You and your writers are having a heyday with this election & trial! Good on ya!!!

@martusialuba Ай бұрын

Colbert, we have to rely on you to give us the truth about this disaster. Thank you!!!! You’re doing a service to this country like no other!!!

@TheUberjammer Ай бұрын

Aw, come on - I'm sure the man made it out of his pumpkin and back to shore eventually.

@roni6215 Ай бұрын

And if maga takes over the presidency , I'm afraid he will fall off a tall building.

@leviashanken2506 Ай бұрын

Lol! @@TheUberjammer

@kngus Ай бұрын

SUCH GOOD JOKES today

@presbyterosBassI Ай бұрын

The coolest "person" in Australia, is Bandit, Bluey's dad.

@polyglot12 Ай бұрын

"The city that never sleeps, unless you're Donald Trump in a courtroom!"😂

@jannetteberends8730 Ай бұрын

The city that makes your dreams come true

@jessehudgins6066 Ай бұрын

I literally just hear that part! Crazy Coincidence!!!

@kingjamos2422 Ай бұрын

@@jannetteberends8730 Oh, dear god... I usually have nightmares!

@sodrav Ай бұрын

BEST comment 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@randyasuarez Ай бұрын

This actually implied that Donald Trump sleeps. Joke didn't land but he tried.

@anwatts1 Ай бұрын

One of the missions my Grandfather had with the Australian army in New Guinea during WWII was to make friendly contact with the head hunting cannibal tribes and, believe it or not, convince them that Japanese soldiers tasted better than the Americans and Australians. Yes, he was actually successful at this, so hearing that old Joe's uncle was turned into a tasty local dish isn't far fetched at all.

@samuela-aegisdottir Ай бұрын

My great-uncle emigrated from Czechoslovakia to Australia in 1948 and served some time as a doctor at Papua New Guinea. There were definitelly cannibals back then. He wasn't eaten, but some native people wanted him to marry one very young teenage girl of theirs. He did not want to marry a child, but he had to decline the offer very carefully not to make them offended. It was a very delicate situation, because the locals considered them being engaged due to some gestures he accidentally had made while in a car with that child.

@paulwarner2432 Ай бұрын

Yeah it felt like an executive producer stepped in to be like, we gotta throw a Biden joke in there to appear even-keel, but Biden's explanation seemed perfectly reasonable about what could have happened.

@lorettanericcio-bohlman567 Ай бұрын

Finding your fun where we can indeed, thanks Stephen 💜💕💜💕

@kn9ioutom Ай бұрын

From Hush Money TO INSURRECTION !

@TheStormyDebris Ай бұрын

Hat's off to the comedy writers.....this was stellar peak perfection!!!! Loved every minute of this....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@brandonwomack7379 Ай бұрын

I feel the opposite. The writers are trash. I watch this show daily and Kimmel as well. Kimmel has the better writers by far.

@phylis3917 Ай бұрын

👍🏿

@fuchurZero Ай бұрын

@@brandonwomack7379I cant stand any other late night show host. Stephen Colberts writer were on fire - I laughed out loud

@brandonwomack7379 Ай бұрын

@fuchurZero OK that's fine. 1 thing I know colbert doesn't have is real in time feuds. Mike Lindell and Donald vs Kimmel is the best TV of my lifetime.

@bhambhole Ай бұрын

The writing in this episode was different than normal and i really enjoyed it. The humor was more witty and obscure. Shout out to the team who created this monologue. Stay weird! ❤

@kikivolauvent1 Ай бұрын

…. And stay wired too 😉

@maargenbx1454 Ай бұрын

Wow - Stephen’s monologue was a musical tonight! Started off with ‘Take Me Out to the Ball Game” then “99 Bottles of Beer”. When he got to “Camptown Ladies” he had 8 minutes left, so I was chanting “one more, one more!” My partner just laughed at me, but we high fived when Stephen threw in “Drunken Sailor” for the finish. That was fun! 😂

@lenordbrazil9580 Ай бұрын

Thank you jurrors for your service

@jasonjimerson7046 Ай бұрын

The Drunken Vulture... I think I found the name to the inn in my new D&D campaign.

@grizzlynad Ай бұрын

From someone else’s post, “it’s up to you New York, New York” 🤪 but seriously, WTF, newspapers, etc, should be writing 0 about jurors 🙄😤🤬

@blueseruser Ай бұрын

Stephen is a treat, every night, and delivers a dose of humor to the news we all really need, in these troubled political times…!

@medcoxo Ай бұрын

I am impressed about him knowing 'Squirtle'!!

@1020LAStep Ай бұрын

Since Trump is a New Yorker I am glad you guys are the first ones kicking his butt.

@JHNoble Ай бұрын

even back in 2016, Trump lost NY, NJ & New England by a landslide, because they already knew him. 😎

@lisagulick4144 Ай бұрын

Well, T****'s got a pretty big butt - it's going to take all 9 million New Yorkers to kick it properly. Hey, would somebody please give an extra kick on my behalf?

@maargenbx1454 Ай бұрын

I’m embarrassed, actually. If we hadn’t let him get away with so much crap for decades we would have saved the country a lot of grief. I guess we didn’t take him seriously here for so long that it never occurred to us the rest of the country didn’t know him like we did. We’re so sorry 😞

@JHNoble Ай бұрын

@@maargenbx1454 I think "we" tried, but who listens to the northeast, really? 🤔 Trump, like all good conmen, was new, shiny and showy.

@lisagulick4144 Ай бұрын

@@maargenbx1454 I'm from the Midwest. I knew he was a walking sphincter when the Ivana divorce hit the national press. In fact, when he announced he was running, that was my first thought: If he would shaft his own wife, he would shaft the country. Those who cannot be trusted in small things have no business with a big thing like the Presidency!

@weronikatarczaowicz9414 Ай бұрын

I feel so bad and so embarassed that the president of my country kissed a ring in a Trump tower saying Poles love Trump. 🙈 This is total BS. We do not. As we don't love or respect Duda, too.

@intelligencia-co2fu Ай бұрын

NOBODY in Europe loves Trump. And Kaczynski's puppet _biro_ Duda's a&& will hopefully be kicked out next year. Greetings from 🇳🇱

@DouglasRichardson-er4ky Ай бұрын

Don't worry we still love Poland 🇵🇱 best wishes from Democrats here in the USA but specifically here in BLUE 💙 ARIZONA 🌵!!! 🤠🫵🏼🌵🐎🇺🇸💙🇵🇱

@wyskass861 Ай бұрын

Well, MAGA and PiS are equivalent fascist parties for morons, so it makes sense.

@janetw.5706 Ай бұрын

Stephen, you are hilarious, as always. I laugh aloud during your monologue all the time and we all need humor nowadays, don’t we? Your writers are great and your delivery is sublime. Your show is always a highlight of the day. Keep up the wonderful work…

@ashwinvenkat950 Ай бұрын

That Lindsay Graham joke was so brilliant (and accurate). 😂😂

@CaptainCologne Ай бұрын

Trump’s response to the sleeping allegations: “Fake Snooze!”

@tootz1950 Ай бұрын

That was Jimmy Kimmel last night. You're so good maybe you should write comedy for him.

@ag4allgood Ай бұрын

@@tootz1950 Trump is DOZO ! Orange face & white hands !

@CaptainCologne Ай бұрын

@@tootz1950 Are you sure that was on Kimmel last night? I watched it and didn’t hear that.

@janicebunch7599 Ай бұрын

@@CaptainCologne Ebenezer Snooze

@verityundefinedhunt8085 Ай бұрын

😂🤣

@BooksForever Ай бұрын

How is Trump not running afoul of the Logan Act when he meets with these various foreign leaders?

@WyvernYT Ай бұрын

If their governments are not considered "hostile" to the United States, no. After that, there's endless room for quibbling about whether whatever they said constituted negotiation.

@dafttool Ай бұрын

I agree. Trump is acting as a shadow president, telling the House exactly what actions he wants them to do, from impeaching the present president under trumped up charges/insinuations, to not voting on border security for his campaign, or for foreign aid to Ukraine, to aid his master Putin.

@cdngrrleh Ай бұрын

I do not like Trump, but Obama meets with other world leaders on the regular.

@cmdraftbrn Ай бұрын

what you think congress is suddenly get its head out of its ass and hold dur fuhrer accountable?

@jdushoff Ай бұрын

He's probably not, but it also doesn't matter. He's either getting elected, or going down. A few more crimes here or there doesn't even matter.

@threefeetofair758 Ай бұрын

It's the "hum a few bars and I'll fake it!" monologue

@Fork1 Ай бұрын

A lot of singing today! Makes it a good start to my day!

@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj Ай бұрын

An unrestricted free press is necessary to a free society. That said, the press needs to learn the boundary between what is news and what irresponsible endangerment.

@itsROMPERS... Ай бұрын

They know and they're going for endangerment.

@victoriabaker4400 Ай бұрын

Fox has been on the side of endangerment since inception.

@BillClarke-cn5lf Ай бұрын

There used to be serious professional standards in journalism. This was before morons and crockpots tuned into podcasts which only tell them what they want to hear in order to get money and ratings.

@MrHaighahatta Ай бұрын

@@itsROMPERS... If a juror or their family member ends up harmed as a result, their response will be "c'est la guerre," thoughts and prayers, and what can we broadcast and exploit about the alternate juror?

@itsROMPERS... Ай бұрын

@@MrHaighahatta it's truly frightening. They didn't care who they sacrifice in their no holds barred campaign to install a fascist dictator of America.

@NigelLouis-he8yc Ай бұрын

A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY...DJT.....!!!!!!!!

@SofiaMelander Ай бұрын

Just presidency itself is...

@jopowers5006 Ай бұрын

Louis Cato! What a doll. I love his laugh.

@traviscutler9912 Ай бұрын

The Skeleton scream was everything.

@jimmyguitar2933 Ай бұрын

That poll makes me mad & sad. When did this become such an unserious country?

@victoriabaker4400 Ай бұрын

I don't have any evidence for this, but my gut says these things are concocted specifically to support trump.

@chenzen1578 Ай бұрын

thanks for that thought. This election does not only determine who's gonna be the next POTUS, but also if he is going to support Ukraine, Israel, Women's (reproductive) rights, controlled immigration, fighting climate change instead of ignoring it, separation of church and state and above all DEMOCRACY. And they made a poll about hot dogs and diapers. Sadly, no laws against idiocy.

@firstlast-tp7zo Ай бұрын

Since Republicans. Every lunatic is embraced by them for their votes. They can’t win with their policies.

@user-my7uf2gi2y Ай бұрын

It became unserious: 2020 pandemic and the country never fully recovered from #45

@NewMessage Ай бұрын

I remember way back when the idea of Donnie in a criminal courtroom was a desperate, but waning hope.... It's been a good week.

@bobf5360 Ай бұрын

we're all doomed, because he will just fundraise off his felonies.

@marianne1156 Ай бұрын

We're getting closer to " it's good to be alive " days again. Make America Good Again

@wonderrob3225 Ай бұрын

It reminds of what Gandalf says "there never was much of a hope , only a fools hope..

Ай бұрын

That is the reason I don't want him jailed. If the judge were to *Lock Him Up* he would fundraise millions more. He knows that and has told his CULT that he is going to prison for them & they are stupid enough to believe him.

@kingjamos2422 Ай бұрын

@@marianne1156 When were those? I only remember the "Well... I'm not dead..." days.

@highnoon9333 Ай бұрын

The guinea pig joke was top notch

@TOPA808 Ай бұрын

9:33 THAT is a turkey driving my friend! And they are known to be VERY capable drivers!

@Tadicuslegion78 Ай бұрын

Place your bets, how toxic is this trial gonna get before it’s over

@wheressteve Ай бұрын

All of the available toxic ?

@SonicSlicer Ай бұрын

Chernobyl has entered the chat.

@ArnoutCW Ай бұрын

Do we quantify that in the number of death threats?

@exomancer3632 Ай бұрын

Probably around Ricin level, maybe Anthrax.

@librarianseth5572 Ай бұрын

We'll need new words for it

@pamforti7919 Ай бұрын

Maybe Trump got his famous quote from the Irish juror " don't fight up hill me boys"

@roxannaweaver2155 Ай бұрын

Loved the lapdog joke.

@dianetodd6688 Ай бұрын

I love the Lindsey Graham monologue because it’s true!!

@heatherpetrie8723 Ай бұрын

Luuuved the Duda day!

@Opus313 Ай бұрын

It's somewhat reassuring that Donnie isn't getting much of a crowd outside the court... that would bode well for the future...

@camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 Ай бұрын

It is, isn't it 🤞

@thelonesomefisherman7425 Ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. Glad I'm not the only one.

@NewMessage Ай бұрын

Let's hope it isn't deliberate to lull us into a false sense of security...

@carlynfry Ай бұрын

it is in Manhattan… not many Trumpers there….

@wonderrob3225 Ай бұрын

@laskey2175 Ай бұрын

Rudy jumping out of the dumpster always gets a good laugh.

@petrab.285 Ай бұрын

All the doodah day!😂

@sshaw4429 Ай бұрын

Former President Act………WHY WHY is he allowed to meet with leaders of other countries?

@tootz1950 Ай бұрын

Democracy. Freedom. You know, those things Republicans hate and we're trying to save. At least some of us, I hope to hell that in November more want Democracy.

@davewitter6565 Ай бұрын

Violation of the Logan Act.

@EinsteinsHair Ай бұрын

I vaguely recall ... (looks it up). The Logan Act criminalizes unauthorized citizens negotiating with foreign countries that are having a dispute with the U.S. I guess we are not having a dispute with any of them. I remember this law because it came up when Jesse Jackson was running for president in 1984. Syria had shot down and captured an American pilot. It may have been technically illegal for him to negotiate the man's release, and other foreign visits, but he was successful, and no action was taken against him.

@alexeyman7301 Ай бұрын

I mean, anyone is allowed to meet with anyone else - you could meet with them too of you could convince them to show up

@kathleenaustin327 Ай бұрын

Leaders can meet with whoever they want! Poland should be ashamed for meeting with Trump!!! Maybe he wants funding for Ukraine! Getting him to talk to his cult!

@orghanikproductions9293 Ай бұрын

@ 9:25 - THAT'S A TURKEY DRIVING, NOT A VULTRE. C'MON MY GUY!

@chenzen1578 Ай бұрын

yeah, a turkey driving an uber, makes sense

@garymacy1723 Ай бұрын

oh it goes deeper than that, the wing the vulture is using to hail the turkey-operated taxi cab is indeed a turkey wing rather than a vulture wing haha

@cmorris9494 Ай бұрын

Corrections is a seth meyer(s) thing.

@orghanikproductions9293 Ай бұрын

@@garymacy1723 😂😆🤣

@claytonfs Ай бұрын

I genuinely half expected the pumpkin paddler to be Beau Miles!

@taravelarde9728 Ай бұрын

I'm really loving the amount of folk song references here 👌🏽

@fallfestivities486 Ай бұрын

Lap dog and Lindsey Graham😂😂😂😂

@DrownedInExile Ай бұрын

9:16 "Ubird" Ow my sides. I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything! LMAO!!!

@terryt.1643 Ай бұрын

Just to set the record straight, that was a turkey driving the Ubird. 😂😂😂

@terryturner2818 Ай бұрын

Just so you know…Re: headhunters/cannibals in New Guinea. My dad, my uncle Joe, and my uncle Benny were all stationed in the South Pacific during World War II and all were pilots. Uncle Benny told us about flying missions around New Guinea. There were Japanese soldiers in one section, another part was controlled by Americans, BUT! There was another part that was uncleared Jungle where headhuntertribes lived. Pilots needed to stay out of that area- or you might become dinner.

@jjwubs1638 Ай бұрын

9:24 Mr Colbert, that is not a vulture behind the wheel, that's a turkey. They are commonly known to be excellent chauffeurs, so no reason to panic.

@Kirstinevad Ай бұрын

This gave me a good laugh. 👍

@celinadavies Ай бұрын

🌟 Yes sweet Stephen Colbert....you are my host....and I thank you...once again.. 🤗💓🇨🇦

@kellytrimble7019 Ай бұрын

The judge needs to sequester the jury!

@gilgograboid8244 Ай бұрын

That was a great "Skeletor" voice- I could totally see him yelling, meme-style

@MicJaguar Ай бұрын

"Shave their bellies with a rusty razor, shave their belies with a rusty razor early in the morning!" 😂

@sophierobinson2738 Ай бұрын

That’s a bit I’ve never heard!

@carolwarren2020 Ай бұрын

He should be on trial for treason!!!! The whole country is in jeopardy because of him! So freaking sick of him receiving special treatment

@silentmajority8365 Ай бұрын

Read the definition of treason DUH

@Kevmaster2000 Ай бұрын

@@silentmajority8365”The crime of betraying one’s country, especially by attempting to kill the sovereign or overthrow the government.”

@nagranoth_ Ай бұрын

this is just one of many trials...

@JC-tp5lz Ай бұрын

@@silentmajority8365 Read the definitions of "critical thinking and deductive reasoning". 🤨

@annnee6818 Ай бұрын

@@silentmajority8365 looks like YOU need to read it

@sarahhagan4259 Ай бұрын

That Skeletor was 🔥🔥!!

@PollyJuice Ай бұрын

I want to hear EVERY verse of the "What Shall We Do With the Drunken Vulture?" song!

@lucillecote7091 Ай бұрын

Dont let the corrupt take over...guard the house!

@saavedra77 Ай бұрын

"Who is sucking up to Trump, Duda ..."😂

@rolyatecnal Ай бұрын

You crushed it.

@queenswillrule Ай бұрын

Look again. It's a turkey that is driving the Ubird.

@alexvaraderey Ай бұрын

A friend of mine used to be a teacher in Papua New Guinea & said that you wouldn't want to be walking outside of the town during the evening and that the natives were only one generation away from headhunting & eating people. He was there 30 years ago, so Biden's story from WW2 is certainly possible.

@susanpelletier921 Ай бұрын

I read a book about the cannibals in papau new guinea during WW2. At least one plane was forced to land there. I can't remember the name of the book.

@LazyIRanch Ай бұрын

It's very possible. Michael Rockefeller (son of Nelson) was in New Guinea as an anthropologist and he disappeared in 1961, presumed drowned. No remains were ever found but some who know the Asmat people who live there confirmed they were cannibals and headhunters. Biden's story isn't ridiculous, it could have happened and that's what he said. He didn't say it DID happen, just that it was a possibility since he was never found.

@kevinriddell2105 Ай бұрын

I lived in PNG in 1976-1977. Cannibalism was only practised by a certain tribe in the highlands back then. Can't remember the name of the tribe. Started with a K. Apparently there is still cannibalism happening there. But on a small scale compared to WW2 times

@victoriabaker4400 Ай бұрын

Yes, but it is a bit unseemly to tell that story, imo. Otoh, since the populace seems to enjoy the unseemly so much, it may be a genius move.

@twonumber22 Ай бұрын

Definitely possible. There were reports of American GI's doing the same when they were starving.

@davidcoombes-pearce4533 Ай бұрын

As an Australian. Please, NY judicial system save the world from Trump. This man is so stupid and so so so dangerous. See, I can repeat a word 3 time's too.

@krysmorrison3896 Ай бұрын

As a fellow Australian, I’m horrified America is imploding

@wholefoodplantbasedmama5398 Ай бұрын

Aussie here, i am terrified as well.

@MrMisuma Ай бұрын

Dane here. And I share your view.

@silentmajority8365 Ай бұрын

@@krysmorrison3896 Worry about your tiny drunken population

@silentmajority8365 Ай бұрын

@@wholefoodplantbasedmama5398 Terrified of what? What did he do in his former term that made you cry? None of the current wars were going on during Trump