Totally agree, except it should be only half an hour. Keep it short and sweet :D

Or at the very least a podcast!

I would watch that!

best idea ever.

Ildskalli No way should it just be half an hour, hell it should be as long as possible cos he tells great long stories. If you want proof of this just watch his stand up tour "This Filthy World" which is just brilliance

violetxoxox Netflix wouldn't censor people!

violetxoxox didn’t they already give one 🧐

Megan May really?

If you see what happened to Norm Macdonald's show when it went to Netflix.... Doesn't give you much hope!!

*Throws money at screen*

poor oxford not mine!

Bottoms as in sex partners, and bossy as in they aren’t suppose to be?

poor oxford , should have been pushy bottom.

That joke didnt go over their heads. It was more of a dodge from a fast punch. Shits uncomfortable.

poor oxford oh I just got it gross

RoPiDe oh my dear lord... Yesssssss. I just wanna watch them take afternoon tea together.

@@RoPiDe Add the surviving Monty Python members into the mix and it will be glorious.

It’s funny to me that in the episode of the simpsons he was in he had to tell them that the slur that rhymes with bag is a slur

Austin Faulds That is a perfect description!

neuralmute I'm not even gay, and I would watch that.

***** Hell, who *wouldn't*?!?

He's a like able version of a creepy uncle

Austin Faulds Great description! Sums him up perfectly.

I'm jealous

I'm jealous too! I guess that John Hammond guy who doesn't get it would get a boner looking at his autographed Journey album

He's written several books since his last movie and has museum exhibits. He also been doing his comedy tour for a few years. His genius doesn't stop.

Once I’ll get rich I’ll fund his movies! That’ll be the day...

The motion picture industry has never been known for encouraging & funding art that won't produce immediate box office results. Any actor will tell you their most rewarding films are the "vanity projects" they did between their mass-appeal blockbusters.

If it makes you feel better. He actually is not sad about not making movies anymore. he's expressed in heaps of interviews how happy he is with what he is doing now :)

The same exact thought crossed my mind as soon as he started walking out in that fucking suit

*international

@@theEarlofChip woah woah woah language!

Hate him...

He’s the only reason the taliban haven’t tried again. They’re curious.

My sister-in-law and were talking about him and his movies and how the characters are so weird that they’re compelling

He's just too uptight, same with Jay Leno. The only talk show host who could match wits with Waters is Letterman. BUT - I'd LOVE to see him on the View and the Talk.

Of course, by that logic you should stick with your cable provider / phone company / etc. regardless of what they do, because "no one cares" about a single client leaving. But I'm pretty sure people who decide to leave the country don't expect their (individual) absence to make a difference to _everyone else_. It's more about making a difference to _themselves_. And, if _enough_ people leave (just like if enough people switch to a different company), then it might have some broader influence.

RFC3514 Well said

RFC3514, leaving the country in the hopes that your absence will be noticed and will create change is a terrible plan. Staying and getting involved is the only way real change will happen.

Channel T - Did you read what I wrote? No one leaves "in the hopes that your absence will be noticed" - just like your cable company doesn't care if a single client leaves. That's false logic. People leave so _they_ notice the change in _their_ lives (and also because they prefer to contribute to a society or company that better reflects their values). This notion that people need to stay in the country where they were born forever is kind of medieval. The USA was founded by people who chose to _not_ stay in their country of birth. And that was in a time when travel was much harder than now. It's perfectly normal for someone who doesn't like the current climate in the USA to move somewhere else. Not only can that be an immediate improvement in their lives, but they might also prefer to see their taxes go to a social / political project that they agree with. Anyway, "real change" is _already_ happening; half the voters picked Trump, and their opinion is worth as much as the opinion of the ones that didn't. Sure, if you want (or _have to_ stay), get involved and try to change things, but there's nothing wrong with moving somewhere else - history is full of people who did just that, and achieved a lot more than they would have if they'd stayed in the same place for their entire lives. Do you also think that, if you're not happy with Comcast, you should stay a Comcast client and "get involved so real change will happen"? Especially if 50% of Comcast's clients were pulling in the opposite direction?

I was referring to the part where you said, "if enough people leave [...] then it might have some broader influence." But I understand your point better now, thanks for clarifying.

You know they cut a lot of it out. I mean, they must have.

It seems Colbert interviews are VERY short. Read Waters' "Carsick" if you haven't. It's literally just a book of him telling stories, I loved it.

I bought a copy of Carsick almost by accident, and it was a really fun read. The guy can write.

I wonder if it's ready yet.

ErisRising America has never been great.

msl 2015 Jesus, could you be any more trite and tedious? Note: That isn't a challenge to do so.

Joseph Scott Never said America hasn't done anything good. You made a list of good things but you ignore the horrible atrocities that have been committed inside and outside our country. What about slavery, genocide of the native people, Jim crow, Vietnam, Iraq, our country is comfortable invading and occupying countries that never attacked us, police killing unarmed people and not being held accountable, police bashing the heads of protestors, having the highest incarceration rate in the world, Goverment spying on citizens. I could go on all day. This country is better to live in than most but it's not a great country.

Fuck yeah.

LMAO inventing shit doesn't make you great. I love all of the useless shit you put on there. What ever would we do without the safety pin or doorbell?!?

That's a really strange statement that I totally agree with, although I'm not sure he'd have the same opinion since Trump has started carrying on about how much he likes nukes. Gay persecution or extinguishing all life on the planet? Mmmm...

I would like to watch a "Trump" movie directed by John hahahahaha

This dude just burst with positive, feel-good energy

100,000 people would disagree if they were still alive.

He didn't say WE can, he said HE can; He's rich.

We should perfect that keeping heads alive technology in futurama

ok beastiality stan

Colin MacDaniels zaaaapppp

Oh, like when a clown dies!

You don't get any cactus candy, no. That would be cruel, have a teensy piece

He prefers the company of men!

Ultra-suede is a miracle. This is just good timing.

Mikulak25 yes yes yes yes yes

Mikulak25 'This year's most dangerous toy is Bütch. It's got everything: movie merch, real charging action, and child endangerment'

spot on sir

would have loved to see a sketch with both of them

No, Stefon is dumb and bad at his job. John Waters is a genius.

Teabag?

@@rumginray that was my guess but why censor it?

@@joeeastwood2965 Network Censors.

Was the word "tea bag?" I'm curious to know too. 😂

What did you think? Splattered with chicken?

I wonder if it's ready.

Karloss Coletti and we need him fucking, right now

So right! I wished he's make another feature film and then a stand-up tour!

thanks

glardian966 cheers mate, you saved my day.

This makes so much sense now. All this time on KZfaq I've been starting videos at 1:47 and I could never figure out what was happening.

Number Fortyseven Your welcome

+Number Fortyseven: Ouch!

pizzapie08 John Waters is an amazingly funny person and the writer/director in a great many movies like Colbert said, Crybaby is my favorite.

pizzapie08 read his book Shock Value

pizzapie08 the best quote I can remember from him is "Stop fucking stupid people, if you go home with somebody and they dont have books, dont fuck them!"

I envy you the discoveries you have in store. A number may be disturbing. That's okay; they're supposed to be.

His two most accessible movies are Serial Mom and Pecker. Watch both! And like I said in an earlier comment, Shock Value is an astonishingly inspiring book. Worth reading and re-reading.

No, no, don't do anything to Lincoln, Roosevelt, Washington, Cecil B. DeMille, and whoever else is up there, sculpted into the mountain. Just add John Water's head to them. That whole memorial is so ridiculous anyway, it's not going away as long as it makes money, and it's so outrageous that John belongs there.

that would be awesome !!!

I own a copy of pink flamingos and in the dvd extras there are reactions from people saying things like he’s got his finger on the pulse of America firmly up its ass

I have a feeling few people saw it.

neuralmute It's real. He's had it since he was in his early 20's. He has said in interviews that it was his homage to 1930'-40s matinee idols.

Chris Cherry It's still real. But he *must* be dying it these days. Damn, I love that thing!

Maybelline eyebrow pencil, these days.

I want Waters to be my husband, but he’s old enough to be my grandfather.

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Same. I wish my closet was that fabulous. #MasculineGayProblems

Jeff Clement John Waters is my favorite filmmaker of all time! His best film is A Dirty Shame