Meanwhile… Tacos Are Sandwiches | Florida Man Steals Pokémon Cards

Meanwhile… Tacos Are Sandwiches | Florida Man Steals Pokémon Cards | Attention Spans Shrinking

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23 күн бұрын

Meanwhile… A judge in Texas ruled that tacos are Mexican-style sandwiches, a Florida man was apprehended after stealing Pokémon cards, and Stephen reports on America’s rapidly shrinking attention spans.
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@mjb7015 21 күн бұрын

Please, no sympathy for Gina. She's basically Australia's Trump. The portrait is an accurate representation of her looking at people who aren't billionaires.

@doubleplusgoodful 17 күн бұрын

It’s a flattering representation of what she looks like when looking at non-billionaires tbh

@richardfan7157 17 күн бұрын

And she tried to pressure the Australian swimmers she finally sponsored to pressure the art gallery to cancel the portrait.

@JacWarner 21 күн бұрын

Oh I love you opener with the Gina Reinhardt story. I have been living for this story. It was painted by an indigenous artist. She’s a mining billionaire. It’s too sweet.

@matthewhuxtable1557 21 күн бұрын

Oh my dilly, I was so pleased! This is the Streisand Effect in action! Shove it up you, Rinehart!

@flackstar007 21 күн бұрын

There must of be much tongue in cheek commentary contained within that portrait and much frustration about having had the indigenous voice quashed in favour of mining companies and their big lobbyist dollars. The voice was to be a counter measure to lobbyists convincing parliament to vote against local communities in favour of big companies digging up everything and ruining the water supplies and ruining the local economies before ditching the community for the next target.

@YolandaAnneBrown95726 21 күн бұрын

Reminded me of Sarah Huckabee

@c.b.barlow 21 күн бұрын

@@YolandaAnneBrown95726I thought Steve Bannon in drag...lol

@mimim8532 21 күн бұрын

@@matthewhuxtable1557May I say I love “ oh my dilly”……asa Coloradan…I’ll have to add that to my cowgirl parlance and see how it goes,by dilly! ( wrong use)

@Kim_Miller 21 күн бұрын

Gina Rinehart, of the portrait, is widely disliked here in Australia. She's the daughter of mining magnate Lang Hancock who opened up Australia's north west region's vast iron ore deposits. Gina is very unlikeable, except to other super wealthy people in the industry. The portrait is one of a set of 21 portraits of famous or significant people, including King Charles, previous Prime Minister Julia Gillard, Queen Elizabeth, Captina Cook and ACDC's Angus Young. They are a matched set, all painted in the same style. The Artist Vincent Namatjira is the great grandson of Albert Namatjira who is the most famous of Australia's indigenous painters. His landscapes revolutionised how Australians see the country. There is also a portrait of Albert Namatjira among the set of 21. Vincent was one of the 'stolen generation', kids who were taken from their families and delivered to often abusive foster homes in the city.

@daniellamcgee4251 21 күн бұрын

Thank you. Very informative. 👍

@deedavis5552 21 күн бұрын

As an American, I was not aware of this. Thanks .

@juki6377 21 күн бұрын

you got a link towards them?

@intercat4907 21 күн бұрын

That was a good post. Thank you.

@keithhutchings8143 21 күн бұрын

The thing that most people aren't going to understand is how perfectly the artist captured her true nature. She is a horrible, hateful person and it really shines through in the portrait. A lot of people see this painting and think "bad painting" Nope, absolutely nailed it.

@lawrencef4356 21 күн бұрын

Gina Rhinehart is hated by every Australian .That depiction in the portrait is 100% accurate sir !!!!

@IdoZatTimeInaVan 21 күн бұрын

👍👍👍👍👍

@ray.shoesmith 21 күн бұрын

Flattering imo

@CyclingSteve 21 күн бұрын

The portrait is an improvement on her face.

@SnaccDaddyy 21 күн бұрын

clearly her reaction to being told she can't dig mines in ancient sacred sites

@samleeintrospective 20 күн бұрын

I will genuinely riot if they remove it. Get rekt Gina lmfao.

@TitanSummers 21 күн бұрын

The artist captured her soul. She is evil.

@schoolfreak32 20 күн бұрын

No, she sold her soul to inherit her father's business; what he captured was what's left.

@TitanSummers 20 күн бұрын

@@schoolfreak32 Yes you say it much better.👍

@onemoredeadman 21 күн бұрын

The Reinhart portrait wasn't at all accurate, it was missing the devil horns

@IdoZatTimeInaVan 21 күн бұрын

🤣😂😅😜

@auslandermercury972 21 күн бұрын

“Angry ketchup” 🤣

@uriahheep5665 21 күн бұрын

#scaredketchup

@uriahheep5665 21 күн бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bt14oLR6yLWniGg.html scared ketchup great channel

@microbe_rz37-rn1dk 19 күн бұрын

Stephen what? Cold Bear. That's why I don't vote Democrat. Hot Bull, not Cold Bear.

@rachelscoltockangelmedium 21 күн бұрын

Vincent Namatjira is the artist of the portrait of Gina Reinhart. He's an Australian Indigenous artist who paints brilliant controversial and satirical portraits to make a point and get people thinking about Australian colonization and history. This one makes a great point and it's wonderful that it's getting attention. 😊

@dannyburleigh1 21 күн бұрын

Too Florida! Made me laugh hard!!

@Rocwallaby 21 күн бұрын

Not sure if I’m the first Australian to comment, but that portrait is very accurate! You have to have inner beauty for it to shine through!

@biglongcadillac 21 күн бұрын

Tell Ruppert to F.O. (from Cincinnati)

@mavx4 21 күн бұрын

She looks exactly like a evil version of Jabba the Hutt.

@mr.joshua6818 21 күн бұрын

I think it's hauntingly beautiful... Kinda.

@onemoredeadman 21 күн бұрын

Was missing the devil horns

@pennygleeson5029 21 күн бұрын

Fellow Aussie - I think it flatters her! No one has seen her eyes for years they're so buried in fat 🤣🤣🤣

@NewMessage 21 күн бұрын

Could be worse, lady.... You could have been painted into the bloody mists of Hell itself. Like the King.

@DuchessofEarlGrey 21 күн бұрын

Still haven't gotten used to having a king. When I first read this, I thought, why would Elvis be in hell?

@DneilB007 21 күн бұрын

@@DuchessofEarlGreyWhy wouldn’t he be?

@DuchessofEarlGrey 21 күн бұрын

@@DneilB007 Hell if I know.

@namelia4439 21 күн бұрын

@@DuchessofEarlGrey- omg, me too!!!!!!! I literally 100% thought he meant Elvis…King WHO???????

@diazinth 20 күн бұрын

@@DuchessofEarlGrey to meet interesting people?

@crazybeardjones 21 күн бұрын

That portrait is awesome! This is how we stick it to the Sacklers, hit em in the art!😂😂😂

@dennislodermeier1741 21 күн бұрын

"that flute works on RATS, not mice" - Pied Piper

@dshepherd107 21 күн бұрын

I personally think the painting of Reinheardt captures the essence of her inner being

@davidlundquist1979 21 күн бұрын

The most Florida headline ever, "Not the bees!", and Flavor Flav all in one segment? We really ARE peaking right now!

@Opus313 21 күн бұрын

I could have sworn that was a portrait of Sarah Huckabee Sanders... after being attacked by the escaped bees...

@RabblesTheBinx 21 күн бұрын

That's insulting... to the portrait.

@biglongcadillac 21 күн бұрын

@@RabblesTheBinxand insulting to the bees!

@daniellamcgee4251 21 күн бұрын

Sarah H.B. + ɓee attack = Gina Reinhardt. Yep, that adds up.

@HumanRightsAreNotComplicated 21 күн бұрын

With the look on her face when she gets nailed to the wall for lectern gate

@kassiapencek6185 21 күн бұрын

😂

@scotttinkler 21 күн бұрын

As an Aussie I LOVE that portrait!! Excellent representation indeed.

@allyndeimos 21 күн бұрын

I hope he keeps that flute under his desk for future use.

@miruson 21 күн бұрын

Hahahaha the attention span joke got me. Whale!

@lifewuzonceezr 21 күн бұрын

Squirrel!

@paigemalloy4276 21 күн бұрын

I will forever be referring to hot sauce as "angry ketchup" 😂

@tipsybass7060 20 күн бұрын

I thought it was referring to salsa.. but hot sauce makes sense. I’ve never once put hot sauce on a taco

@perspektive42 21 күн бұрын

Judge: "Tacos are sandwiches" Hot dogs: "we feel you..."

@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059 21 күн бұрын

Fillings inside bread is a sandwich. Bread is a cooked food made of (at least) grain and water. Tortillas, pitas etc are flat bread, so, yes, tacos, gyros, and hot dogs etc are all sandwiches.

@sixfigureskibum 21 күн бұрын

@@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059so wrong. A Sandwich was invented by the Earl of Sandwich and consists of TWO PIECES OF SLICED LEAVENED BREAD with things Between. A taco consists of a single piece of non sliced unleavened corn bread folded over. A Tostada is a hard tortilla with stuff on top .. you know they modified the descriptor sandwich to open face sandwich when ypu don't put a second slice on top because it is no longer a proper sandwich Now a hot dog without a bun is a sausage or frank but inside a sliced bun becomes a sandwich ... Meanwhile there is the TORTA an actual fn sandwich made in Mexico from a leavened wheat bread sliced in half and stuffed with stuff A burrito is a burrito A taco is a taco. A pizza does not become a sandwich when you fold it over much less stuffing the crust. It's still a pizza. Ypu xan make a ham taco and ypu canmake a taco salad .. you can make a taco themed sandwich but ???? Why WORDS HAVE ACTUAL.MEAN8NGS Maga are stupid and ypu gotta be a maga to try and force a taco ito identify as a sandwich

@sixfigureskibum 21 күн бұрын

@@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059your idiotic false proof would conclude pie is a sandwich. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ThatOpalGuy 21 күн бұрын

Laugh all you like, but technically pie can be considered a sandwich.

@snr0n 21 күн бұрын

@@ThatOpalGuy Oh, I don't think they were laughing. Those are tears of rage. Over sandwiches. The mind boggles, lmao

@abynor8687 21 күн бұрын

For Russian trolls in the comments Tacos are Sandwiches because everything else is potato.

@corneliusdinkmeyer2190 21 күн бұрын

YES!!!!! I miss Potato!!! 👏👏👏👏👏

@jakemartens5311 16 күн бұрын

Noodles are long ass rice

@nettack 21 күн бұрын

"Green cream cheese"? Also nice. Ever since my cousin called it "run-over salad" the word Guac has never again been uttered here.

@willdickinson4177 21 күн бұрын

“NOT THE BEES!!!”-Nic Cage.

@libertyann439 21 күн бұрын

We need him to do portraits of Margorie and Lauren!

@user-lq8ry6pg2b 21 күн бұрын

Be careful of that flute Stephen, you might attract Rudy Giuliani

@thaisstone5192 21 күн бұрын

Hey, good idea. He seems to be MIA ...

@ALPHARHYTHM0 21 күн бұрын

@@thaisstone5192 He's getting his motions to appeal the settlement of his defamation shut down!

@ecamp6360 21 күн бұрын

Florida Man story: someone could make a fortune with Florida Man Mad-Libs.

@robertgriffith9703 21 күн бұрын

Boy, the 'Mona Lisa' Has Really Let Herself Go.😵😵😵

@lachlankeddie7 21 күн бұрын

Too Florida? But there wasn't even a methed up alligator involved?!?!

@cmdraftbrn 21 күн бұрын

or a methed out python

@FVWhimsy2010 21 күн бұрын

Haha...Rinehart's portrait is in the style of Trump's courtroom sketch artist!

@MolliGelf 21 күн бұрын

Appropriate. Rinehart is a big fan of Trump, which should give Americans a good insight into her character and also of how most Australians feel about her.

@PumpkinJack31 21 күн бұрын

Props to Stephen for committing to the “Boyeees!” 😂

@3rdeyegoogly 21 күн бұрын

You just know he was studying up with the band beforehand to get it right. 😂

@PumpkinJack31 21 күн бұрын

@@3rdeyegoogly 😄

@FyreRayne76 21 күн бұрын

Here for this comment!

@tony_tony_bobony 20 күн бұрын

I admit I didn't get that one at all. Too old.

@PumpkinJack31 20 күн бұрын

@@tony_tony_bobony “Yeeeeaaaah BOYeeee!!” was a commonly used phrase by Flava Flav when he was a part of a Group called Public Enemy back in the 1980’s - mid 1990’s.

@lesleyghostdragon3149 21 күн бұрын

"Angry Ketchup" 😂Genius! That whole riff. And excellent channeling of old man 👏

@SquirtleHK 21 күн бұрын

Ahh😌 As Stephen says, "Meanwhile" IS medicine!💊 I was having a panic attack, and turned on this video while I waited it out, because I know the adrenaline takes at least 3 minutes to wear off. And I feel so much better now.💝 Thank you Stephen and The Late Show crew!🥰

@corneliusdinkmeyer2190 21 күн бұрын

Hope your feeling better!

@blazeesq2000 21 күн бұрын

Stephen's teleprompter reading skills are noticeably better than they used to be. That is fast and accurate reading. He knew it to. His little smirks when he inhales are dead giveaways that he knows he's nailing it. The glances to the producer are icing on the cake.

@maybeebuzzy2265 21 күн бұрын

Angry ketchup🤣🤣🤣 Bwahhhaha I'll never call it salsa again!

@LuckyBaldwin777 21 күн бұрын

Angry ketchup is hot sauce. Salsa is ketchup with a high school diploma.

@maybeebuzzy2265 21 күн бұрын

@@LuckyBaldwin777 even better🤣

@wocookie2277 21 күн бұрын

Maine, Newfoundland’s Mexico! You owe me a coffee! It just came out places it’s not supposed to exit.

@hereigoagain5050 21 күн бұрын

Perfect likeness of Gina! Markets are up more than 20% this year, and Gina's net worth increased by more than $500 million without lifting a finger. She could easily donate $100 million to the people her father's mines harmed without impacting her lifestyle. In contrast, Warren Buffet has donated more than $50 billion, and he keeps getting richer by the second.

@lina9535 21 күн бұрын

The line "steals Pokémon cards" triggered me. When I was young, some douche in my school stole my holographic Charizard card, because I didn't want to trade it.

@intercat4907 21 күн бұрын

The pain never ends.

@corneliusdinkmeyer2190 21 күн бұрын

That sucks! Did you find out who?

@digitalcurry 21 күн бұрын

The portrait of Gina Rinehart is Genius.

@royg2840 21 күн бұрын

at the moment of “attention spans shrinking” I was distracted, had to rewind 😊

@gnomedeguerre2482 21 күн бұрын

Chuck schumer ordering angry ketchup, too real.

@avothfis 21 күн бұрын

I thought I saw the impression somewhere😂

@igorschmidlapp6987 21 күн бұрын

There is a whole industry of beekeepers trucking hives to different farms/orchards for pollinating for a fee....

@muskyoxes 21 күн бұрын

Reminder: when Colbert says "sometimes", he's talking about something he experienced more than once

@sciencesaves 21 күн бұрын

Luis struck gold when Jon left. luckiest nerd in the world!

@corneliusdinkmeyer2190 21 күн бұрын

I miss Jon.

@Gambit08 21 күн бұрын

If you guys actually read the Indiana opinion (it’s only 11 pages) you’ll find out that zoning ordinance allowed for made-to-order sandwich shops in a commercial development. The owner of the space applied for an amendment to the written commitment subject to the same conditions (no outdoor seating, drive thru, music, alcohol) but the planning commission still said no. The judge said the Famous Taco chain falls within the scope of the general use of the commitment and there was no evidence of limiting that area to “American-style” only cuisine. The judge specifically said other foods like Gyros, Naan Wraps and Vietnamese Banh Mi would also be permissible. I think it’s actually a sensible opinion.

@kitcobain444 21 күн бұрын

Thank you for the context. I am sure it was left out for the joke. What part of Indiana are you in? I'm in NWI. Cheers, xx!

@nettack 21 күн бұрын

Actually......... Dude, if everything gets explained in full context, there's no room for a joke. We'd just be devastated and crying all of the time.

@vpolite1 21 күн бұрын

Umm...Huh? What? Why? A 'Mexican-style-sandwich' is called a Torta. Why is a Planning Commission making decisions about a restaurant's menu? That seems a bit bizarre.

@Reyn_Roadstorm 21 күн бұрын

@@vpolite1 I'm guessing it's an HOA board that wanted more power... Personally, I would've opened a pie shop, selling only pies with both a bottom and top crust. The definition of a sandwich after all, is two pieces of bread (type not specified) with a filling (also not specified) in between.

@ians.2299 21 күн бұрын

More specifically, it's about a restaurant called the Famous Taco in Fort Wayne, IN.

@mszoomy 21 күн бұрын

It's 3:45am and I'm wondering if I can get to 🌮🔔 before they close in 15 minutes ...

@uriahheep5665 21 күн бұрын

run for the border.....

@uriahheep5665 21 күн бұрын

🌮🐟🌮

@Nothingbutlovehere369 21 күн бұрын

I had the same hankerin’…😂

@jakobwilson2389 21 күн бұрын

Did you make it?

@uriahheep5665 21 күн бұрын

The border was closed. Mexico didn't pay for the wall.@@jakobwilson2389

@JBBost 21 күн бұрын

Since hotdogs are tacos, that means hotdogs are sandwiches. You're welcome!

@OscarLangleySoryu 21 күн бұрын

🤯

@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059 21 күн бұрын

Fillings inside bread is a sandwich. Bread is a cooked food made of (at least) grain and water. Tortillas, pitas etc are flat bread, so, yes, tacos, gyros, and hot dogs etc are all sandwiches.

@JBBost 21 күн бұрын

@@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059 Then what if the bread goes COMPLETELY around the fillings like bao?

@SweetNSandy 21 күн бұрын

What about corn tortillas?

@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059 21 күн бұрын

@@JBBost Sandwich.

@PetrPechar1975 21 күн бұрын

Steven certainly got some mileage out of that flute. :-D

@daniellamcgee4251 21 күн бұрын

*recorder And as a flautist, and former recorder player, I can confirm that was an overblown recorder segment. 😆

@talltrini10 21 күн бұрын

@@daniellamcgee4251 I see what you did there!

@daniellamcgee4251 21 күн бұрын

@@talltrini10 😉

@asdusty4372 21 күн бұрын

Thats why we Australians call her Gina the Hutt,

@MimiYuYu 21 күн бұрын

That portrait is the embodiment of the ermahgerd meme

@henrygvidonas9573 21 күн бұрын

It's awesome. I want that portrait as a poster.

@jamesonpace726 21 күн бұрын

Such a lovely, kind & thoughtful woman, oh, no wait, sorry, wrong pic....

@Onora619 21 күн бұрын

Someone take that recorder away from him because he's not gonna give it back lmao.

@YeeSoest 21 күн бұрын

Every issue of race can be overcome if Stephen Colbert can land a FlavaFlav joke like that !

@waterforwildlifeca 20 күн бұрын

Yeaaahhhh boiiii

@paulgood2218 21 күн бұрын

The mouse flute ,was pure gold!!

@lesleyghostdragon3149 21 күн бұрын

"...janky outlaw's push scooter of news" 👏👏👏

@GamingTonberry 21 күн бұрын

A sandwich is classically something between (two) pieces of bread. A taco last I checked is a single tortilla folded in half. If you fold a piece of bread in half you don't have two sandwiches you have a half sandwich on one piece of bread.

@snarkylive 21 күн бұрын

Open-faced sandwich already contradicts your definition.

@diazinth 20 күн бұрын

@@snarkylive open faced sandwich is it's own definition, and doesn't impact the definition of sandwich, hence the added words.

@DuranmanX 21 күн бұрын

Maybe that portrait is her Dorian Grey

@thesausagecontinuim1971 21 күн бұрын

"yeh boy yeh boy YEEHH BOOYYYY"

@Sara-zx2wm 21 күн бұрын

Bhahahaha! "Maine..Newfoundland's Mexico" ....absolute gold! Love it! Hahaha!

@paules3437 21 күн бұрын

I love the surrealism of the comment about the artist capturing her expression as she looked at that portrait. Reminded me a couple of surrealistic French novels I read in college.

@tommunyon2874 21 күн бұрын

My sister was a waitress in an eatery along Route 66 in Albuquerque. A customer asked for "green gravy" (guacamole) in a decidedly Texas drawl.

@MimiYuYu 21 күн бұрын

When I was new to my job- they were serving chop suey in the cafeteria. As a Chinese American I never knew what chop suey was. When I reached the front of the line I was really disappointed. It’s just beefaroni. What this has to do with Chinese cuisine totally baffles me

@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk 21 күн бұрын

My favorite sandwich is pizza.

@gnomedeguerre2482 21 күн бұрын

I mean if you do the NYC fold thingies, I guess it counts. 😂

@rorygay3529 21 күн бұрын

In that case , mine is red velvet cake.

@jaibusby673 21 күн бұрын

my favorite toasted sandwich is a pepper steak pie

@Sara-zx2wm 21 күн бұрын

Riiiiight! It's an open faced sandwich...like a steak sandwich or hot turkey!

@Sara-zx2wm 21 күн бұрын

Hotdogs..tacos..pitas.. breakfast sandwich.....anything can b a sandwich really....if you were drop a piece of bread on the ground at the same time as someone else on the other side of the world...the WORLD would be a sandwich! 🥪

@justincastillogayray 21 күн бұрын

Therefore, hot dogs are German-style sandwiches.

@OscarLangleySoryu 21 күн бұрын

The judge said things like gyros would count too so yes

@eddierayvanlynch6133 21 күн бұрын

They are the wurst.

@TheOldHippiebilly 21 күн бұрын

"Too Florida" 🤣🤣🤣

@notsure1969 21 күн бұрын

That was the funniest Meanwhile I've seen in a while. Damn near busted my gut while laughing.

@vincebrannon3353 21 күн бұрын

the boiiis! LOL

@JAlonge017 21 күн бұрын

lol and people thought the King Charles portrait was bad?!? I liked the red portrait, the one of the billionaire lady, well that’s probably the best picture of her available, let’s be honest, there’s only like 2 billionaires that are actually good people

@Ri-ver 21 күн бұрын

I love how funny Lewis Black thought the flute was! Never heard him laugh so hard

@nicoleadel 18 күн бұрын

I love how Gina Reinhardt didn't want her portrait to be shown, and in publicly requesting for it to be removed, she ensured that it would become worldwide news and he viewed by WAY more people 😂

@jpdemer5 21 күн бұрын

Considering what goes down there every day, I hesitate to imagine what "Too Florida" might mean.

@cheknfaks 21 күн бұрын

That's considered rated 'F' for Florida.. and only well trained psychologist and psychiatrist should view it.

@seaninness334 21 күн бұрын

OMG, I looked it up. I even saw video. I'm I gonna die? heh.

@chriskoczka216 21 күн бұрын

F is for the highest grade Florida pupils will get, with DeSantis' properly censored school lessons. F is for "forgetaboutit" when the product of Florida's Education system tries to find work in the real world. F is for Fundamentalists, who will make Florida appear as backwards as Islamic villages in the Middle East, because nothing stops progress like fundamentalism based on fictions like religions. F is not for Fun, slavery was an abomination! Florida's highlight? What, an underpaid, overworked, kid in a rodent suit? Forgetaboutit!

@KristinaKarina 21 күн бұрын

No bees, no almonds…

@krisfrederick5001 21 күн бұрын

"We have 5 ingredients, in which of the 25 ways would you like them presented to you today?" -Taco Bell

@maybeebuzzy2265 21 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣👍👍

@jonmclaughlin4128 20 күн бұрын

I sense zero sarcasm so I'll just say that a couple double-decker tacos and nachos bel grande please. And a handful of hot sauces :-)

@carbon357 21 күн бұрын

Love me some Meanwhile!!!

@peekitty 21 күн бұрын

I mean, saying that tacos count as sandwiches for the purpose of deciding what restaurant laws apply makes perfect sense though.

@OscarLangleySoryu 21 күн бұрын

100%.

@SweetNSandy 21 күн бұрын

Tacos deserve a category all their own. In Mexico, sandwiches are called “tortas” and they’re made with bread.

@vpolite1 21 күн бұрын

If the place is zoned for a restaurant, why should the planning commission care what's on the menu? Why shouldn't they be allowed to sell whatever type of that they desire. Seems pretty bizarre.

@eddierayvanlynch6133 21 күн бұрын

It's Indiana. Bizarre is kinda the brand here.

@terrydempsey6174 21 күн бұрын

Home of Mike Pence, the guy who calls Lite Mayo angry ketchup.

@WyvernYT 21 күн бұрын

I gather that the local HOA was objecting and the judge realized that the neighborhood busybodies couldn't be jerks to people if tacos counted as sandwiches.

@SidewalkCitizenLA 21 күн бұрын

I have this fantasy about someone animating one of the Meanwhile Intros

@DucatiKozak 21 күн бұрын

Usually I glaze over during the rundown to Meanwhile,.. but today you spoke my language!

@nuthinmuffins5073 21 күн бұрын

That’s funny, cause it wasn’t until I was skimming through the comments just now that I saw this and realized I’d given so little attention to that bit that I couldn’t even recall having watched it, and had to go back to get the context to understand your comment. And now I wish I hadn’t, because that’s how bored some of us get listening to others ramble on about motor vehicles. 😜

@ChrisDuprasinVegas 20 күн бұрын

LMAO!! Good stuff. Keep swinging. "Angry Ketchup" lmao

@joannamendelssohn6288 20 күн бұрын

The expression on Gina Rinehart’s face in that portrait is her standard response to finding she can’t pay her workers $2 an hour

@dbone3356 20 күн бұрын

That Flava Flav joke was great, loved the delivery.

@parabellum5503 21 күн бұрын

Florida Man....never fails

@baylinkdashyt 19 күн бұрын

I never noticed before how Stephen throws the cutoff sign while ostensibly pointing out the band for credit. Stylish.

@JibsMotoVlog 21 күн бұрын

Omy, I'm a motorist and I understand everything (the Meanwhile opening) 🤣🤣🤣

@majorasmask5523 21 күн бұрын

I miss the Big Furry Hat.

@jpdemer5 21 күн бұрын

Did the Pied Piper get the mice to come along with the rats? The historical record is unclear.

@dohtje5029 21 күн бұрын

Sooo.. Hotdogs ARE sandwiches....

@user-eq2dx2jp6v 21 күн бұрын

Whaaaaaat ..... david lettermaaaaaan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 perfect ❤❤❤😂😂🎉🎉🎉 dear dave

@alexv3357 21 күн бұрын

"What's this? An all-American family picnic woefully underpopulated by bees? Why, a large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that!"

@TheDanishGuyReviews 21 күн бұрын

3:49 Well, that can't be one of the cards he stole. That's a reprint.

@intercat4907 21 күн бұрын

That was one of today's "hmmm" posts. This world is beautiful and valuable because of its great diversity. I am glad you are one of the people in it. Have a nice day, my coherent, informed, and very different-thinking neighbor.

@Nenvolk 21 күн бұрын

"The beautiful, the talented..." I assumed he was gonna say David Letterman!

@Mojothreepwood 21 күн бұрын

I love this bit when the band get in!!!!!

@CheMechanical 21 күн бұрын

I need to disagree with that comment about attention spans…squirrel!

@galileopotato167 19 күн бұрын

That mouse joke was really good 😂

@thepolarphantasm2319 21 күн бұрын

Ok that public enemy joke killed me 😂 Flavor flav still knows what time it is in 2024 despite being flavor flav for all these years

@robertacomstock3655 21 күн бұрын

Less hair, more clock?

@daniellamcgee4251 21 күн бұрын

@@robertacomstock3655Hair today, gone tomorrow.

@diazinth 20 күн бұрын

@@robertacomstock3655 tick, tock

@abaigealduda2756 20 күн бұрын

"angry catsup!" Haha!

@carolinereidartist 21 күн бұрын

Congratulations, Gina. Your whinging got your portrait by Vincent Namatjira into Stephen Colbert's "Meanwhile" segment on #TheLateShow, the most-watched late-night program in the USA with over 2.5 million viewers each night. Well done. 👏