Where In The World Is Rudy Giuliani?

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Arizona officials say they can’t find Rudy Giuliani, despite the disgraced former mayor announcing his location every time he goes live on social media.
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@AdrianCeroni 15 күн бұрын

Posting that title and not doing a Carmen Sandiego sting would have been a crime. Doing a parody version was superb.

@kevinp7056 15 күн бұрын

The band needs a bonus! 🎉😂

@DopeyDetector 11 күн бұрын

🙄

@everentropy 15 күн бұрын

If Rudy Giuliani can find a girlfriend, maybe there's hope for us all

@rileyfuckingrifle 15 күн бұрын

That's the spirit.

@EliSpizzichino 15 күн бұрын

For many uneducated woman the only things they count are the number of 0. Negative of positive doesn't really matters, only the number of 0 should be big

@davebruneau6068 15 күн бұрын

Some women have no standards...just ask Melania

@terrydempsey6174 15 күн бұрын

What, you don’t have a cousin to marry like Rudy did?

@fatroberto3012 15 күн бұрын

If you can buy them $70,000 rings, anybody can find one.

@thesilentangel8299 15 күн бұрын

Dang that Carmen San Diego parody was smooooth.

@emrecck 14 күн бұрын

Yeeeesss ❤

@serpico1616 15 күн бұрын

Wow the Carmen Santiago song really brings back memories!

@erikaswanson7072 15 күн бұрын

Wow.. I feel like I'm back in high school again!

@thomasw.5344 15 күн бұрын

Santiago?

@serpico1616 15 күн бұрын

@@thomasw.5344 Lol whoops, auto-correct.

@misspatvandriverlady7555 14 күн бұрын

🎵She put the “Miss” in “Miss-de-mean-ah” when she stole the beans from Lima!🎶 😊

@Morna777 10 күн бұрын

IKR?

@judibickford5306 15 күн бұрын

We NEED John Lithgow as Rudy Giuliani, RIGHT NOW!

@theorenhobart 15 күн бұрын

not the rudy we need but the lithgow we deserve

@Pannemat 15 күн бұрын

But Anthony Hopkins has the teeth ...

@thesilentangel8299 15 күн бұрын

@@Pannemat3/4 of the budget would go to his makeup to make the rest of his face as corpse like as Giuliani.

@jimjimmyjames59 14 күн бұрын

Joe Pantoliano or Walton Goggins!

@ll7868 14 күн бұрын

John Lithgow did a pretty decent Roger Ailes in Bombshell, he should play Rudy in the inevitable docudrama/comedy made about his career as a Trump bitchboy.

@StaceNyourFace 15 күн бұрын

Make Attorneys Get Attorneys 😂😂😂

@dnldwd 15 күн бұрын

My Attorney Got Arrested

@thomasw.5344 15 күн бұрын

underrated at 57

@NHeikkinen 15 күн бұрын

I needed the Rockapella reference this morning. So good.

@ushere5791 15 күн бұрын

@glennarnold3667 15 күн бұрын

Kudos to the Late Show Band, the "Carmen Sandiego" bit was beautiful!

@SpaceForceCommander 15 күн бұрын

Someone check all the Landscaping Companies. Or call Borat.

@Ford_prefect_42 15 күн бұрын

LMAO the band is wonderful. Use them in more gags please

@nateklein7084 15 күн бұрын

Okay... Rudy jokes aside... that sounded SO much like the original Carmen Sandiego theme it took me straight back to childhood and places I haven't been for a long time... like the tear in your eye kind of nostalgia... kudos Mr Cato and co.

@gj8683 15 күн бұрын

After doing the Rudy song, the band was like, "Hey, it's a gig, right?"

@peterkn2 15 күн бұрын

$5 Giuliani is under a bridge. He'll come out if someone goes "clip-clop, clip-clop" over the bridge.

@Confucius_Says... 15 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@jimbob3030 15 күн бұрын

Considering what happened when he tried to book a press conference at the 4 seasons, maybe he thinks he's at a 4 star hotel but has wandered into a retirement home?

@joanfrellburg4901 15 күн бұрын

Usually it's prison after shaking hands with donald, he's one lucky dude.

@johnsmithe4656 15 күн бұрын

I love the comments that make me literally laugh out loud. Thank you!

@Nick-fg4dq 15 күн бұрын

Some people say that rudis under the desk at trumps trial fluffing biggly😎

@agentorange81 15 күн бұрын

Love how these wealthier classes rub it in our faces how much time they get out free where others wouldve been forced in prison long before

@TheBlueKnight5 15 күн бұрын

OMG I LOVE that parody of "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego"

@Omni0404 15 күн бұрын

I cannot stop laughing at corpse teeth. Why does he have so many bad photographs??

@dazenguile4215 15 күн бұрын

because he was born like that 😂

@duyanhpham9227 15 күн бұрын

The way you phrase makes it sound like good photographs of him exist

@francissobotka8725 15 күн бұрын

Well he's evil ,Has always been evil and tricked so many peoplr.

@mustafa1name 15 күн бұрын

Corpse teeth was just the set-up - "they're free!"

@orange-rt3dx 15 күн бұрын

At least in this one he doesn't have black hair dye running down his face.

@susanc257 15 күн бұрын

Rudy’s new girlfriend is Rosanne Barr. They make the perfect couple. Both batchit crazy.

@Mondfischli 15 күн бұрын

...as much as they might deserve each other 😂 I guess bat¢it crazy is no basis for a relationship 🤣

@DontReadMyProfilePicture566 15 күн бұрын

Don't read my name!

@ruby07241 15 күн бұрын

Oh my. Really??

@deathangel7335 15 күн бұрын

And their hobbies both include getting stupid drunk in public and making horrible political decisions that will probably ruin their lives. They're perfect for each other! 🥴💞🥴

@blautens 15 күн бұрын

eeeewwwww - thanks for ruining my lunch.

@SpaceForceCommander 15 күн бұрын

“Functioning” Rudy lost his law license and is taking his bar exam in every bar he passes. 🍸🥃🍷

@keldaogg2157 15 күн бұрын

Is he hanging out with Brak and Zorak?

@johnsmithe4656 15 күн бұрын

Well, yeah, THAT law license, sure.... but he still has his Brannigan's Law License.... unless you've rescinded it?

@theblade9024 15 күн бұрын

Once respected Rudy has fallen a long way due to his association with Donnie. All respect for him is gone. Sadly he does not see the error of his ways.

@johnsmithe4656 15 күн бұрын

@@theblade9024 Rudy has always been like this, same way Trump has always been like this. They just got a pass before because of their money and positions in society. These guys were always crooks who were out for themselves though, Rudy never deserved the honors he received due to 9/11 happening on his watch. I wouldn't be surprised if Donald and Rudy go WAY WAY WAY back. Remember, Rudy married his own cousins.... He's a really WEIRD guy. And now, as we see, totally criminal too. Apparently the Mob has controlled NYC for quite a while now.

@DontReadMyProfilePicture566 15 күн бұрын

Don't read my name!

@rampagephoenix1735 15 күн бұрын

While they were doing the Carmen Sandiego bit, I couldn't help myself from beatboxing.

@tenzhitihsien888 15 күн бұрын

The trumpet player has a great face.

@karebear9773 15 күн бұрын

Bravo to the band! Fantastic!

@BlueJazzBoyNZ 15 күн бұрын

Crudy Ghouliani Alive ? and streaming from Four Seasons Total Landscaping

@StarlahMutiny 15 күн бұрын

The forgot about Dre joke deserved more lol

@gratefulone6669 13 күн бұрын

ty, was looking 4 this comment 😏😊👍

@mismay360 15 күн бұрын

The Rockapella cover was amazing

@pyrodoll7137 15 күн бұрын

#1 song of 2024 "Where in the world is Rudy Giuliani"

@altortugas5979 15 күн бұрын

They should get together with Weird Al to write a complete set of lyrics for the band to record. That would be epic.

@GM-cq6ez 15 күн бұрын

A: Only a stone's throw from Narco-Lago!

@RabblesTheBinx 15 күн бұрын

@@altortugas5979 as much as I love Weird Al, the fact that they did the first verse so well kinda proves the writers don't need him for it.

@bentonvinyl 15 күн бұрын

Absolutely, the BEST live band on television! They always seem so genuinely happy.

@katthefantastic 15 күн бұрын

Rich & White = no conciquences. Poor & Minority = instant jail time.

@artbargra 15 күн бұрын

If it was a black guy, he'd have 50 cops bursting through his door _yesterday._

@patriciadassier6792 14 күн бұрын

“Consequences”

@emrecck 14 күн бұрын

Nope, cry

@katthefantastic 14 күн бұрын

@@patriciadassier6792 blame American education 🍪

@thomasneal9291 13 күн бұрын

@@katthefantastic nope, just your failure at it.

@quesadilla79 15 күн бұрын

Borat knows where hes at

@mdansbyjr 15 күн бұрын

This bit was totally worth it just for that song!!!

@Werewolf_Korra 15 күн бұрын

No Lithgow? Curse you, Buckaroo Bonzai!

@ushere5791 15 күн бұрын

@craigstahl1874 15 күн бұрын

He is in the lounge at Dr. Evil's lair. And he is shaving at a booth. Even villains think it's gross.

@DontReadMyProfilePicture566 15 күн бұрын

Don't read my name!

@longQ1551 15 күн бұрын

Who u gonna track him down, Van Helsing?😂

@theorenhobart 15 күн бұрын

"what is it and how do i kill it"

@Seigensi 14 күн бұрын

@@theorenhobart america, and with education.

@Alex-js5lg 15 күн бұрын

Back in the crypt?

@theorenhobart 15 күн бұрын

damn straight ! never seen a better real life example of Nosferatu

@quackman 14 күн бұрын

Rudy Ghouliani

@christopherfiore6820 15 күн бұрын

Exactly where my mind went and yall did not disappoint!

@russellcampbell9198 15 күн бұрын

And I thought King Lear f@#$Ed up his own life.

@user-dr4hy8wy9z 15 күн бұрын

Rudy is hanging out with the Joker and Riddler. Batman and Robin can bring him in.

@JohnDoe-cw4lf 15 күн бұрын

WE Don't NEED to where HE is 🤔🤔🤔 - We know where his REAL ESTATE is . . . LIQUIDATE. !!! 🤨🤨🤨🤨

@peterloader974 15 күн бұрын

It's pretty obvious. Giuliani is hiding out at mar a lago.

@SJC49 14 күн бұрын

Raiding Dumpty’s closet and chasing Melania around the kitchen table. Wait…..Melania knows where the kitchen is?

@robertw1962 14 күн бұрын

Epsteins old place... 1/2 mile from there.

@thomasneal9291 13 күн бұрын

@@robertw1962 or, just a thought... he's lying about where he is, like he lies about everything else? maybe?

@noral1841 15 күн бұрын

Loved the Carmen SanDiego redo. Blast from the past, spot on.

@scottdavis6379 15 күн бұрын

Great job on the harmonies for the Carmen San Diego bit.

@_JONGFIRE 15 күн бұрын

“Corpse Teeth, they’re free”😂 You deserve it Rudy

@rurounikaji 15 күн бұрын

Amazing cover! I didn't know I needed it until I heard it.

@xhopsalong 15 күн бұрын

Carmen Sandiego reference made even better for how well they leaned into it :D

@davebruneau6068 15 күн бұрын

Not the 1st "Pole Workers" Rudy has stiffed im bettin'

@kevinangus4848 15 күн бұрын

Doubt it stiffed in decades. 😁

@kaiberberich1 14 күн бұрын

@@kevinangus4848 little blue pills do wonders ... or so I've heard ... *cough

@janineclarkson3991 14 күн бұрын

I assume you may be referring to Polish workers who helped build trump tower then got deported possibly before being paid, not sure if Rudy on the scene at that time. Sorry if I ruined it but it might r/whoosh over some…or I could be getting it wrong myself.

@kaiberberich1 14 күн бұрын

@@janineclarkson3991 I'm thinking Dave may have been referring to a different type of .. *cough* "Pole Worker !!

@janineclarkson3991 13 күн бұрын

@@kaiberberich1 the borat variety 😉

@tryingtobefairandobjective3480 15 күн бұрын

A reporter asked Rudy, "what's the most you have spent on a bottle of wine?". Rudy replied. "30 minutes".

@nuthinmuffins5073 13 күн бұрын

That’s terrible. I love it!

@ritapaepen6728 15 күн бұрын

Thanks Sir S. Colbert 🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩😴

@alfyb4512 15 күн бұрын

Quick note: it’s actually COO DE GRASS (you have to pronounce de “ce” in grâce as a long “s”)

@michaelbayer5094 15 күн бұрын

If Rudy is on South Dixie, then he was thrown off the Island (as in Palm Beach Island).

@Vtarngpb 15 күн бұрын

This was mint!

@piripi40 15 күн бұрын

Talented band!

@CyberBeep_kenshi 15 күн бұрын

Did they take his passport? just a thought.....

@thomasneal9291 13 күн бұрын

maybe they're hoping he WILL flee the country. save everybody a lot of bother, and the money it would have cost to toss him in prison.

@timalice-2833 15 күн бұрын

The Rudy Giuliani song was perfect! I was just talking to my spouse how we need to find a way to see the old Carmen sandiego game show and this came on! Awesome!

@sassiejoan 15 күн бұрын

I guess there’s a little Slim Shady in all of us…

@mori1bund 15 күн бұрын

My Slim Shady is more shady than slim. ^^

@ushere5791 15 күн бұрын

@freya8133 15 күн бұрын

Not in me.

@GM-cq6ez 15 күн бұрын

A convenient quote used by the mob.

@sassiejoan 15 күн бұрын

@@GM-cq6ez or maybe just a line from the song 🤷🏻‍♀️

@GrimJerr 15 күн бұрын

Rudy's girlfriend is the person in the mirror when Rudy gets lonely and dresses in Drag and thinks of Donald in happier times.

@LindaC616 15 күн бұрын

Did Saturday Night Live let him keep the dress?

@DontReadMyProfilePicture566 15 күн бұрын

Don't read my name!

@radiogoodguy6287 14 күн бұрын

Loved the bit. The band is incredible, as always. 🎶 The band needs to be featured more often.

@jeffbangkok 15 күн бұрын

Thank you

@luishumbertovega3900 15 күн бұрын

Can't stop hearing the song, Sensational !!! 😂🤣😄😆

@misc.3973 15 күн бұрын

You only ever describe your location that way if you're NOT there and trying to lead your enemies on a wild goose chase XD

@lbazemore585 13 күн бұрын

Brilliant a cappella piece, Guys!!

@thomascarlson4464 15 күн бұрын

Up vote for anything with the band. Love those guys.

@weum. 15 күн бұрын

anyone else read this title to the “Carmen Sandiego” song?

@Captainthefurry 15 күн бұрын

Same here.

@ralphperry3576 15 күн бұрын

Prison better him than us! He is a nightmare.

@opshlds 13 күн бұрын

That parody of "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego " was on point!

@yurielcundangan9090 15 күн бұрын

Giuliani never fails to disappoint

@wendigo53 15 күн бұрын

Embarrassing. But I look forward to his tell-all book, on Jan 7 2026.

@SpaceForceCommander 15 күн бұрын

The judge finds Rudy’s lack of progress disturbing.

@charlesking5328 15 күн бұрын

Bankrupt and living in / on Palm Beach doesn't add up.

@RevLeigh55 15 күн бұрын

@@charlesking5328Think off-shore accounts. Then it makes sense.

@thomasneal9291 13 күн бұрын

@@RevLeigh55 think: he's lying about where he is. now THAT makes sense.

@jb888888888 15 күн бұрын

I was about to comment that Rudy must have just met another cousin, but then you brought out the googs.

@paulleverton9569 15 күн бұрын

Coup de Grace is pronounced KOO De Graas, Not KOO De GRAH -

@GodTierComments 15 күн бұрын

My guess is he finally melted back into the oil puddle on the corner of 23rd street and 8th from whence he was found.

@jrscisneros 15 күн бұрын

Rockapella was a great band.

@KBzaz 15 күн бұрын

Was? They’re still around. Also I don’t think they’re technically a band, more of a group really.

@AmyMalkoff 12 күн бұрын

Are. They're still around, crushing it.

@courtney-ray 12 күн бұрын

That public access episode is still in my top of my fave late night show episodes ! 🤣

@TheReviewQueen82 15 күн бұрын

That Carmen Sandiego parody brought me back to the 90s. It made me want to look up the original again. The Late Show Band did Rockapella proud.

@MagnusGalactusOG 15 күн бұрын

I've just pissed my pants...and no one can do anything about it.

@grahammcfadyenhill9555 15 күн бұрын

Call TFG 45 and get some advice...

@zolaarczakle 15 күн бұрын

'Coup de gras' might kill you but not as fast as 'Coup de grâce'.

@ngauruhoezodiac3143 15 күн бұрын

Don't smoke grass in your coupe. The cops can smell it.

@ayannagreen5428 12 күн бұрын

@@ngauruhoezodiac3143 Weed is legal in a bunch of states.

@Mr_Spock 15 күн бұрын

Lol 😆 bring back John Lithgow as Rudy . Comic genius 🖖🤠

@Jenny_Oblivion 15 күн бұрын

Great job Late Show Band 😂👏

@Kindertautenleider 15 күн бұрын

wow, use that band more please

@justice4all772 15 күн бұрын

No bond for rudy since he's obviously a flight risk

@grahammcfadyenhill9555 15 күн бұрын

But only at night...

@michaeljebbett160 15 күн бұрын

Someone make a full song out of that! Justice demands it!

@fsodn 11 күн бұрын

That Carmen Sandiego parody was off the hook. Kudos to the band. That was amazing. Well done!

@glenproctor1999 15 күн бұрын

What the...? When did Rudy break up with Belinda Blowup? I thought they said she was his soulmate for life?

@ileac7122 15 күн бұрын

Is that the woman he allegedly sexually mistreated?

@ileac7122 15 күн бұрын

capone & all those other lawless didn’t get away with it all together, then neither can these miscreants.

@goyasolidar 15 күн бұрын

Someone should check Mordor to see if he's hiding out there.

@Ford_prefect_42 15 күн бұрын

I think he'd fail orc inspections

@erikaswanson7072 15 күн бұрын

Well, he does look like Gollum..

@thesilentangel8299 15 күн бұрын

@@erikaswanson7072 In Gollum’s defense he was driven mad by the One Ring.

@ketcherinthery5079 15 күн бұрын

omg they fkn nailed the Carmen Sandiego bit!

@apeman505 14 күн бұрын

Your band needs more credit for that perfect rendition of the Carmen Sandiego theme. That was AWESOME.

@teresapaskell5459 15 күн бұрын

Seriously Rudi is such a mess throw in the drinking and I think he is at risk of unaliving himself. Don’t like him but not funny

@grahammcfadyenhill9555 15 күн бұрын

He is going to leave his teeth to the Smithonian...they will be classified between prognathous and paleolithic.

@TheGiggleMasterP 15 күн бұрын

Everyone look up Stephen Colbert interviewing Eminem. You will NOT be disappointed 🎉

@JazznRealHipHop 12 күн бұрын

Unless you think Eminem is a disappointment

@carolinematusevich889 15 күн бұрын

The band should play an Ode once a week, dedicated to whatever person or situation that Stephen brings up. That little jingle was excellent.

@Coolestmovies 13 күн бұрын

SERVED! 😂

@christophermarshall527 15 күн бұрын

Rudi's best bet now is to just stop existing.

@charlesking5328 15 күн бұрын

I'm pretty sure Donnie has kicked him to the curb. He brings nothing to the table now. Then again , he might be waiting tables 😊

@theblade9024 15 күн бұрын

Once respected Rudy has fallen a long way due to his association with Donnie. All respect for him is gone. Sadly he does not see the error of his ways.

@grahammcfadyenhill9555 15 күн бұрын

He had his own deep flaws...nobody normal would inhabit the Trump sewer for a decade just for the good times.

@mrgrantsmathandsciencerant2783 15 күн бұрын

I came here for an a cappella theme song and was not disappointed

@drttalk 15 күн бұрын

The Carmen Sandiego bits was such an amazing throwback!

@nunswithguns1209 15 күн бұрын

Good morning from the Netherlands

@MarcKloos 15 күн бұрын

Ook goeiemorgen

@joanne4758 15 күн бұрын

Good evening from New Zealand. Have a lovely day.

@c.glebbeek2583 15 күн бұрын

Doeiiiiii!

@MarcKloos 15 күн бұрын

@@joanne4758 coincidentally I live in the province of (old) Zeeland

@Rickets1911 15 күн бұрын

I think he went home to Mother Russia.

@victoriaeads6126 15 күн бұрын

Guys, guys, you are the best band ever 😂😂

@SilentSam69 15 күн бұрын

Okay, the reference to "Where in The World is Carmen Sandiego" and the acapella rift was Sheer, Unadulterated brilliance! Best opening monologue in a while!