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Stephen Colbert Learns To Play Rugby With New Zealand's All Blacks
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@rageagainstmyhairline5574 4 жыл бұрын
Legitimately impressed he managed to move the scrum machine.
@Cruxador 4 жыл бұрын
Right? I thought the woman would have to get off of it.
@thingsretiredpeopledo3060 4 жыл бұрын
Same, lol
@senorblinky 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, AND he made the kick!
@Marcus_Caius 4 жыл бұрын
@@Cruxador If you watch closely, the woman did jump a little to help :)
@Yoshikaable 4 жыл бұрын
@@Marcus_Caius hush he moved it a mile!
@annaearley7906 4 жыл бұрын
The lady was so positive and encouraging! I want her for all my failed attempts in life 😂
@bfg3890 4 жыл бұрын
She already has a full time job
@andrewg3768 4 жыл бұрын
She is married to a New Zealand sportsman he plays Cricket (if you are an American) you might have to look that sport up)
@rizwaanali6562 4 жыл бұрын
@@andrewg3768 Yea Martin Guptill
@annaearley7906 4 жыл бұрын
@@bfg3890 Haha! Too true 🤣
@Petalumination 4 жыл бұрын
When she said “You did a GOOD job” at the end of the segment, it sounded like her version of “Who’s a good boy?”.
@NosajKnows 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't realise just how American Stephen was, until I watched this video.
@TAM2031006 4 жыл бұрын
Of course he is going to play up the stereotypes.
@CS-ww3bs 3 жыл бұрын
He slipped right back into his southern accent real quick 😂
@TolyTheTolerBear 3 жыл бұрын
😅😂🤣
@echo7759 3 жыл бұрын
Woohoo! ✌️💜. There are Bears in Aotearoa! Love you BooBoo! 😎😊
@anncokafor 2 жыл бұрын
@Danielle Haenga Well, he's outside.
@JasvirSingh-hz2yr 4 жыл бұрын
Are we all gona ignore how beautiful the scenery is in the background ?
@alexbrown9731 4 жыл бұрын
That's NZ everywhere, mate.
@tamou_whanau1441 4 жыл бұрын
Yup its outside my window
@gregorycooke2704 3 жыл бұрын
@@2255223388 There are in Wanaka an hour away from Queenstown
@drewhornsby6816 3 жыл бұрын
I can literally see a volcano sea and city from my bedroom window and I have a pretty shit view
@drewhornsby6816 3 жыл бұрын
@Bella Ida-Jean yo g north shore Auckland
@Inamichan 4 жыл бұрын
Let’s remember that Stephen is 50+ years old. This is fantastic 😂
@timan2039 4 жыл бұрын
55 this year
@googleuser2874 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, this gives me hope. lol
@googleuser2874 4 жыл бұрын
@Hermann Göring Too many cheeseburgers lol
@googleuser2874 4 жыл бұрын
@Hermann Göring America has A LOT of food options, the majority which are NOT good for you lol You have to search out foods when you go out that have a real vegetable.
@Nathan-wf1pr 4 жыл бұрын
Inami has to be a very young person. Anyone that is in 50's would be like, ya? so? wait til you are 50, lol, now if he was 80, 50 year olds might be saying the same thing, ha, but 50 when you are 50 isn't that old, can do just about anything you could in your 30's 40's etc if you are half way active at all, any sports
@nem447 4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry Stephen. If you're injured you'll get free healthcare, even as a tourist.
@geekyambi8774 4 жыл бұрын
Your country is like a dream
@nem447 4 жыл бұрын
Come on John, you know what I mean, when you get a government that cares about the people you have socialized medicine not sink or f**cking swim!
@CdnWolfe 4 жыл бұрын
you know John, when people are willing to help others without looking at costs, that's what's considered free healthcare...
@nem7533 4 жыл бұрын
the USA is crippled by the world's only profit based healthcare system
@chasetonga 4 жыл бұрын
johnalmason Here is the difference. In countries like New Zealand and Denmark, everyone pays higher taxes, but the people ALWAYS see a return that benefits them personally. These higher taxes also provide maternity/paternity leave and a sense of security between jobs, etc. If we do this in the US, it would have to be thoroughly regulated because the money most likely would be used for something else and the people would never see it benefit them personally. The US is corrupt and wastes money. Yes, you might pay more while young, but when you are older you will use it. We are already partially doing it anyway, with so many people going to the ER for minor issues. Wouldn’t you also like to benefit?
@willfreese 4 жыл бұрын
I think I have enjoyed Stephen's trip to New Zealand as much as he did.
@TheKiwiphotopapi 4 жыл бұрын
love nz, i have 4 years living here, and its "easy as" , kiwis always see the bright side of bad stuff and its contagious.
@Dogboy1092 4 жыл бұрын
But is it "sweet as, bro"? haha I'm across the Tasman but I'd love to visit NZ some day.
@jazzx251 4 жыл бұрын
Say that again, right now! I'm in awe of New Zealand right now.
@Sum_Guy 4 жыл бұрын
"You let a bear in, a COLBEAR"
@esthaschmidlin7094 4 жыл бұрын
lmao! From that there tackle, might've been a koalabear instead tho...
@susancampbell2349 4 жыл бұрын
Lol perfection
@mCHD-ks3jd 4 жыл бұрын
That was funny
@rsand2009 4 жыл бұрын
killed me xD
@DJRasyrious 4 жыл бұрын
I fell apart when that happened 😂😂
@mats7492 4 жыл бұрын
Considering that he is close to 60years old it’s actually not that bad....
@JPMJPM 4 жыл бұрын
I was really worried for him. I don’t know if I would’ve let him tackle that blue thing.
@robertryan7204 4 жыл бұрын
@@JPMJPM the tackle bag
@JPMJPM 4 жыл бұрын
Robert Ryan 😄 Thanks!
@mattybhoy6522 4 жыл бұрын
I thought he was like close to 70 years old
@michaeldeguzman8675 4 жыл бұрын
doesn't he smoke cigarettes too?
@justintangaere3932 4 жыл бұрын
Chur, the pride I have for my lil country is beyond words, cheers Stephen Colbert for show casing our beautiful land!!! Kia-kaha
@walterzamalis4846 4 жыл бұрын
“But what is a rugby” - an American, 2019
@tarrynlea 4 жыл бұрын
The USA actually quality for and play in the Rugby World Cup. It's wild how many of them don't even know that, let alone watch their games!
@richardsmart9331 4 жыл бұрын
@@tarrynlea They probably can't get over an oval ball NOT being used to play "Football"/hand-egg...
@TheSchaff570 4 жыл бұрын
It's starting to catch on here! We'll be a force to be reckoned with in another 2 or 3 decades!!!
@mrmyloc 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheSchaff570 Go watch Rugby Sevens.. they're a force to be reckoned with already...
@bellam31 4 жыл бұрын
It’s that game Ross from friends played when he visited London when he was dating Emily.
@poland1230 4 жыл бұрын
The All Whites is literally the name of the New Zealand soccer team.
@eriktruedson5658 4 жыл бұрын
That joke didn't really land with them I don't think
@ogb1923 4 жыл бұрын
Or the New Zealand basketball team... the Tall Blacks
@Dalexb 4 жыл бұрын
whats that "soccer" you guys all talking about?
@reshmapm2578 4 жыл бұрын
The black caps
@vanessagoddess1 4 жыл бұрын
@Seawolf 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍
@-----REDACTED----- 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Laura did the commentary on colbert’s kick 😂😂😂
@andrewteacher 4 жыл бұрын
yeah, she's a treasure really
@sheilashadiamusic 4 жыл бұрын
Her voice is lovely
@Keallei 4 жыл бұрын
It was awesome.
@marlenaforbes-reidy9876 4 жыл бұрын
ssi1991 - Laura was amazing a professional 👍
@digirlock28 4 жыл бұрын
Not sure what half I'm in she says! Got me lol
@ChuffedLemon 3 жыл бұрын
"You can't fake a live audience." - Colbert, 1 year ago. Oh, my sweet summer child...
@dorenah 4 жыл бұрын
We have a team in the United States and it's called the "All Whites", and it's the Republican Party. You rock Stephen!
@robharris5467 4 жыл бұрын
Forgetting Candace Owen and Dinesh D'Sousa
@Thunda1986 3 жыл бұрын
That's the name of New Zealands soccer team
@Dudewheresmycarnivore 3 жыл бұрын
yup sooooo funny. Except it’s not true. why would he say it? It’s such a slanderous inaccurate mean thing to say. Maybe the KKK is all white? I don’t even know or care. But to say the Republican Party is all white, is completely dishonest and evil. Such a comedian. Har har. Stephen, I like your jokes. But that one is hurtful and can incite people to be violent against the Republican Party.
@Maya-bu2rf 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dudewheresmycarnivore compare the diversity of all the different political parties in the US and get back to us. I was a Republican party member for over 30 years and what is out there now is nowhere near what it was even ten years ago
@xmeatlessx 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone in NZ is constantly refreshing to watch this before bed tonight.
@JakeRaven1970 4 жыл бұрын
Yip. I can go to sleep now 🙂
@purefoldnz3070 4 жыл бұрын
This was recorded by the rugby world cup. Now the national game is ice hockey
@KJ-je9pm 4 жыл бұрын
Sleep is for the weak
@ohmon 4 жыл бұрын
Ahaha accurate 😂👀
@scarredninja69 4 жыл бұрын
@Bob Trenwith Nah bro
@senorblinky 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a South African - the All Blacks and the Crusaders are among my favourite teams in the world (have the jerseys and everything!); I can't tell you how much joy this video brought to my heart, thanks Stephen!
@myaussiebabe1 4 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed so much for a bloody long time 🤣😂 The Kiwis are absolutely fantastic 👍🏼👍🏼 thanks fellas. The whole world loves you 🤗
@simmonslack9088 4 жыл бұрын
I'm just looking at the mountains and the lake and the trees and the skies........ fresh air....
@heLlOokiithi 4 жыл бұрын
That looks like Wanaka
@aspiringhelicopters8378 4 жыл бұрын
@@heLlOokiithi got it in one :)
@katenz100 4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to New Zealand bro!
@aidanhegarty2688 3 жыл бұрын
@@heLlOokiithi Queenstown
@michaelgrey1351 4 жыл бұрын
That actually wasn't a bad kick for a first time.
@danielstewart7163 4 жыл бұрын
I doubt it was his 1st but i don't think he practiced many. He doesn't look like he has the leg strength to do it too many times. That or he kicked several and that was the only one to go thru.
@MarcHarrisx 4 жыл бұрын
what's amazing is that everywhere Colbert visits, he gets people to play along and show how much fun it is just to be a human. i love it
@katenz100 4 жыл бұрын
That's just kiwis man. We're happy to laugh at ourselves.
@supergabee 4 жыл бұрын
His southern football coach accent is freaking hilarious 😂
@CS-ww3bs 3 жыл бұрын
He really went back to his High school in South Carolina for that one
@uosdwiSrdewoH 3 жыл бұрын
I actually think my favourite part of the whole thing was Laura's play by play of Stephen kicking for goal. She was hilarious but it also sounded totally legit. She never laughed once despite the madness that was happening in front of her. "He looks nervous, rightly so.". Great stuff.
@thisdamnthingy 4 жыл бұрын
The commentary on that kick, the woman is clearly a professional. As if The All Blacks need anymore encouragement.
@babilabub 4 жыл бұрын
She is and her name is Laura McGoldrick.
@thisdamnthingy 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for that, I heard it at the beginning but it completely fell out of my brain.
@thisdamnthingy 4 жыл бұрын
Ooooh ok then.
@SamAtScareworks 4 жыл бұрын
She's got the perfect voice for sports narration
@blindsightedkill 4 жыл бұрын
I'd love to hear her cheering me on during physical activity ;-)
@claraedouwesdekker6389 4 жыл бұрын
As a proud Springbok supporter from SA, this was great!!
@zogzog1063 4 жыл бұрын
Nice call Clara. I'm a kiwi but most of my rugby was growing up in SA (or is that Souf Eefrika?) In Eshowe would you believe!
@rizwaanali6562 4 жыл бұрын
from an ab's fan congrats on winning the RWC!
@markdoolan6149 4 жыл бұрын
Well done Clara on the Boks winning the World Cup... I was hoping ABs would meet your boys in the final, but I think you would have won that final as well..!!
@claraedouwesdekker6389 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Doolan kind of you to say! I admire AB’s very much, they are my 2nd favorites! And I looooove the haka!
@Anthony-mt7qr 4 жыл бұрын
To the Boks out there pretty good final really enjoyed it (well not the losing bit). To the Kiwis thanks for one heck of a semi. Bring on France 2023.
@kunalmadan 4 жыл бұрын
5:17 "I've got about a 6 inch vertical" That killed me. LOL
@brianweaver327 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Stephen goes full Southern when he has a mouthguard on.
@ticnatz 4 жыл бұрын
Watching a southern US boy learning to play rugby is priceless.
@AwesomeSause30 4 жыл бұрын
Fleck Smugbrother Rugby is actually getting pretty big in North Carolina
@maxcarvalho3202 4 жыл бұрын
@@AwesomeSause30 is it? How come
@jpsinger16 4 жыл бұрын
I want to know how that mouth guard gave him a southern accent.
@ecyor0 4 жыл бұрын
For everything else, there's Mastercard.
@AwesomeSause30 4 жыл бұрын
Max Carvalho college sports are a big deal here and a lot of people are seeing Rugby as an alternative to football. The biggest colleges like NC State are even starting to fund club rugby teams
@dghost198 4 жыл бұрын
That New Zealand reporter is too funny
@m.c.5795 4 жыл бұрын
Even when the players are aggressive, they're charming. 😍 Wow, New Zealand, you're a magical country in every way.
@Crimethoughtfull 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, that "old Southern Coach/Drill Instructor" voice he gets when he puts the mouth guard in is something else...
@michaelfrancismccarthy 4 жыл бұрын
I love hearing his southern accent come out when he reverts to his most recent reference point for athletic participation as a child in South Carolina
@nicolesong6199 4 жыл бұрын
"most recent reference point" lmao
@mistersparkleLC 4 жыл бұрын
"You're not some black, you're not mostly black, you're all blacks!" I'm dead. LOL.
@Watchingthesim 4 жыл бұрын
That wouldn't work in Australia
@matmul4850 4 жыл бұрын
That was so funny 😂😂
@Watchingthesim 4 жыл бұрын
@@mse5842 😳
@Watchingthesim 4 жыл бұрын
@@mse5842 i wonder what those colours symbolize if anything? Are you an Aussie b.t.w ?
@Watchingthesim 4 жыл бұрын
@@mse5842 im too young to get the monty python reference....but hey you live your best life out there Josh 👍
@ChrisinOSMS 4 жыл бұрын
I heard sailing was Stephen’s sport. The Kiwis are pretty good at that, too.
@RedDeadPandaGaming 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he references right as the begining of the video that the All Blacks are the most successful sports team in the world based on the win to loss ratio
@2255223388 4 жыл бұрын
There are multiple caveats to that claim though.
@RedDeadPandaGaming 4 жыл бұрын
@@2255223388 what do you mean?
@notoriousbig73 3 жыл бұрын
@@RedDeadPandaGaming that dude has no idea Hence......crickets😂
@jeanettegallagher4737 4 жыл бұрын
"You let a bear in-a COLBERT!!!! Wooooooo!" I laughed so hard....
@karlblume9419 4 жыл бұрын
"Grab a knee, y'all!" That mouthpiece really brings out the South Carolinian in his voice. 😃
@victoriabaker4400 4 жыл бұрын
That's what I was saying... the mouthpiece ripped away all inhibitions and brought out his homeboy. heheh
@actorhenners 4 жыл бұрын
Cannot believe they didn’t take him through the Haka.
@dianneraymont5971 4 жыл бұрын
The Haka is taken VERY seriously - not a gimmicky thing it would not have been appropriate
@raetekusu1 4 жыл бұрын
Super-cultural thing. It's like knighthoods in the UK for instance. you don't cheapen it, you don't joke about it, you respect the hell out of it, and you leave it to the people who have the right to perform it.
@udornyc 4 жыл бұрын
He should have shown a clip of the Haka... you can't separate the All Blacks from the Haka.
@jakmanxyom 4 жыл бұрын
@@raetekusu1 I read there also had to be special consultation for specific events: Jason Momoa's (of Hawaiian blood) haka during the Aquaman movie premiere had been written specifically for that event by actual Māori IIRC (he probably asked fellow castmate Temuera Morrison if it was OK as well)...
@NuisanceMan 4 жыл бұрын
@N.Z. Storm Waver You especially don't want to offend Maori rugby players, since they may tackle you...
@savannahskull4945 4 жыл бұрын
Love this series showing off our beautiful country. So proud to be from New Zealand 🇳🇿
@velvetlensfilms3290 4 жыл бұрын
I want to go to New Zealand just cause the people seem cool AF.
@trevorvanbremen4718 4 жыл бұрын
Nahhh, we're all a$$holes... Stay home...
@jillfoster900 4 жыл бұрын
Yup we chill except with the All Blacks & some other sports.
@robharris5467 4 жыл бұрын
C'mon over. Leave LAX sit for 10hours
@dianneraymont5971 4 жыл бұрын
Most of us at least....
@darthmong7196 4 жыл бұрын
Go but wear an England Rugby shirt. You'll see how cool they are.
@NewMessage 4 жыл бұрын
"This is one heck of a buildup to a relatively easy kick." 💀
@victoriashevlin8587 4 жыл бұрын
Ireland supporter here!
@hunterheath8588 4 жыл бұрын
This being my own town I drove past and was like what is that fool doing
@nataliegrant3215 4 жыл бұрын
Wanaka!
@AshSimmonds 4 жыл бұрын
@@nataliegrant3215 Randomly on teevee at 2am and I'm like "is that Wanaka?", nice.
@regan3873 4 жыл бұрын
It’s easy to only focus on the hilarity but that skyline is GORGEOUS. Example: 6:37 but they’re everywhere. You can see the shape of the islands, almost like how it looks from above/space, if that makes sense. I can’t stop staring.
@TheNinthDoctor 4 жыл бұрын
The commentator was the best part - which is saying a lot, because it was all fantastic!
@icelandic1717 4 жыл бұрын
as someone who's played rugby for 15 years, I'm both horribly jealous and also quite a bit impressed with Stephen's first-time performance
@danahuhu225 4 жыл бұрын
OMG...how were thy able to hold it together I would've been in hysterics the whole time...he's hilarious
@zelma8 4 жыл бұрын
Love that in the middle of a rugby lesson, Stephen broke out into the "caravan dance". It would have been priceless if he taught them the dance and they all did it!!!! 😂😂
@galnamedtal 4 жыл бұрын
I love how his southern accent came out to play
@ArgonTheAware 4 жыл бұрын
Because that was how his coach from South Carolina talked
@Petalumination 4 жыл бұрын
I grew up on the west coast and played high school football (badly). In my limited experience, ALL football coaches talked with southern accents. “Dammit, run!! Y'all are killin' the grass!”
@johnyrevenge6356 4 жыл бұрын
@@Petalumination Isn't it a prerequisite for the job?
@johncoleman7122 4 жыл бұрын
@@Petalumination ... Just like pilots.
@AnnoyingKiwiDude 4 жыл бұрын
I'm proud to be a kiwi. NEW ZEALAND is awesome
@lllCTHULHUlll 4 жыл бұрын
What's it like to be proud of your country? I'm in America. Please send help. Or kidnap me. No ransom necessary.
@babilabub 4 жыл бұрын
As an Aussie, I vouch this statement- NZ is awesome.
@vickystrudwick3939 4 жыл бұрын
@@babilabub Seconded
@quasarsavage 4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@rowlandaloriba6931 4 жыл бұрын
FreneticKey hey I love your country and hope to visit some day.
@AJones-ky8sc 4 жыл бұрын
5:34 Stephen having his dirty dancing moment lol
@barryyuan1966 4 жыл бұрын
I can almost feel that Stephen got a hernia after the scrummage! LOL.
@AustenObsessed 4 жыл бұрын
That was my exact same thought!
@NemohHoes 4 жыл бұрын
7:46 He actually showed the Kiwis the caravan dance xD
@TheTrimed1 4 жыл бұрын
Nice catch. For others who forgot... kzfaq.info/get/bejne/eNOIgNWKqqizdHU.html
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 4 жыл бұрын
Wait till their next match and the whole team incorporate it into the Hakka.
@NemohHoes 4 жыл бұрын
@@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 That would be killer
@kosewa1 4 жыл бұрын
Steven is so American with all that trash talk😂😂😂😂😂😂. This was such a joy to watch!
@weeday9797 4 жыл бұрын
I have a message for you on behalf of all men “Knock it off!!!” Damn i wasnt expecting that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@evanmacnamara367 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus Piri Weepu has packed on a few pounds since retiring
@bubbabitty5438 4 жыл бұрын
Muscle reverts to fat if it’s not used
@oliverbisley2967 4 жыл бұрын
@@bubbabitty5438 no, thats not how it works, at all
@Trilingualeks 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, he's earned it :) let the man enjoy his life
@christeebs 4 жыл бұрын
Would settle into the front row pretty nicely
@bobbbobins 4 жыл бұрын
He famously packed on a few before retiring too :p
@DracoMalfoyable 4 жыл бұрын
You see, Stephen, you saying stuff like “no one puts Baby in the corner” is probably why you weren’t cut out for football 😂
@songriarrrrrr1830 4 жыл бұрын
javachille that did make me giggle. He’s ace!
@writerspen010 4 жыл бұрын
"They were my brothers... Brothers with obviously repressed anger issues" 🤣🤣🤣
@mm12345777 4 жыл бұрын
4:51 Stephen just being dragged across 😂😂😂😂
@freedomfaction100 4 жыл бұрын
This should have been done in partnership with Conan O'Brien.
@jennafarrell5783 4 жыл бұрын
That would've been hardcase.. 😂
@grapenutz1137 4 жыл бұрын
He is biting Conans style hard.
@potatomilk7400 4 жыл бұрын
Conan would dominate the line out
@matttheking1655 4 жыл бұрын
That would have been legendary.... with the king of the remotes..... Conan X Stephen.... Epic...
@ArthurKnight1899 4 жыл бұрын
He visited the rival Aussies few months back which is funny and i thnk NZ invited Stephen for that reason alone lmao
@Stonesorrow 4 жыл бұрын
Did Steven just become 250% more southern in his accent?
@NewMessage 4 жыл бұрын
'A hooker, with props and a loose forward' sounds like the start of a great "Walk into a bar' joke... AND the start of a great Rugby team.
@polipolimaui 4 жыл бұрын
Plus, a loose forward sounds like a decent clasier euphemism for a certain male part or a male's cricket bat if you will.
@snowstrobe 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the required ingredients of a suburban porn...
@ernestomarcos0103 4 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought, I was sad Stephen didn't mention it.
@SuperZoomVideos 4 жыл бұрын
The All Blacks had a Hooker named Andrew Hore and that’s all I really need to say
@yvettejones5323 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA!
@q.e.d.9112 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert, you are a very talented man. Clever and funny. Loved it.
@amyelizabeth529 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 Dying!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This whole bit was hilarious, but when they played "Time of My Life" as Colbert caught the ball (like when Patrick Swayze caught Jennifer Grey and completed the overhead jump) I laughed so hard I spit my gum out. Progress. Yesterday I choked on it watching Colbert. Note to self - stop eating or drinking whilst viewing this show. No shame.
@salenawaaka6258 4 жыл бұрын
Right I watched it again just for that bit. I havent laughed that hard in ages!!!
@rysun8709 4 жыл бұрын
Looks like Stephen needs some free NZ health care after that workout
@bfg3890 4 жыл бұрын
Meh I was actually quite impressed given he is 55
@nishant1877 4 жыл бұрын
Wow can i come..need free plastic surgery
@bfg3890 4 жыл бұрын
Nishant you sure do!
@almac9203 4 жыл бұрын
@@nishant1877 basic Healthcare is free not plastic surgery. If you break a leg it's free but if you want to look like Kim Kardashian that's on you!
@nishant1877 4 жыл бұрын
@@almac9203 ohk..wat about higher order complications like cancer bypass surgery brain tumour removal,alzheimer ....are they also covered free?
@shawnsmith1865 4 жыл бұрын
Could NOT stop laughing! Oh man that was good. I'm glad to see he's having such a good time. Love it.
@melodygordon5084 4 жыл бұрын
"Nothing can kill us on this island" Me:Have you seen our sheep
@meganmills5412 3 жыл бұрын
Na it's the kea you have to watch out for
@dr.grogsaudiostories 4 жыл бұрын
When the little clip he shows for scrum is clearly not even a scrum...
@donnerschlag41 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. He needs an SM, a PO and a Development team to get a Scrum.
@tomlyons8440 4 жыл бұрын
it actually really bothered me
@grapenutz1137 4 жыл бұрын
@@donnerschlag41 agile wit in the house
@PRSA1212 4 жыл бұрын
Lord help the soul that needs to try explain a maul to an American
@grapenutz1137 4 жыл бұрын
@@PRSA1212 you mean non rugby player. I'm American, know exactly what a maul is.
@TheReal008Zulu 4 жыл бұрын
He is The Col-bear!
@martinisalive 4 жыл бұрын
A lot of people in Sweden are drinking their 2nd coffee before lunch watching Mr Colbert visiting the greatest nation on Earth 🌍 New Zealand! Absolutely hilarious! Love it! 😄
@markbambrick 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly one of the funniest things i've ever seen especially Stevens southern accent when he wears that mouth guard
@emperorzarkov 4 жыл бұрын
Every one of the these New Zealand bits made me laugh so hard that I cried. Colbert is one of the funniest people on the planet.
@nicknicksiren 4 жыл бұрын
3:35 The Colbert stutter step - one of the greatest moments in KZfaq history.
@abramporras7877 4 жыл бұрын
And then proceeds to knock his air out
@juliaconnell 4 жыл бұрын
*NICE KICK* - and good catch - all around, well done Stephen
@canesno1fan 4 жыл бұрын
Jeez - ol' Piri's been munching on the pies!
@OfficialSpencer 4 жыл бұрын
He was actually pretty good! What a king for learning the game!
@jimbo43ohara51 2 жыл бұрын
Bring him to Oz and we'll teach him how to mark the ball. Long live Aussie Rules.
@paulmeahan7327 4 жыл бұрын
Brotherly love to New Zealand from Australia 👍
@jenhoultham9414 4 жыл бұрын
So bummed I missed seeing this in person! It’s just down the road from our house in Wanaka 😂
@TheMaliceTree 4 жыл бұрын
Genuinely impressed he went all the way to Wanaka to film this segment too lol
@davidbrown8546 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I was trying to place it.
@Dan-nt2yb 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Jen....you’re lucky to live there. I visited for 10 days in 2010 and will never forget it😃👍🏾
@jenhoultham9414 4 жыл бұрын
Dan Fraser you can always come back!! It’s changed a lot in 10 years but it’s still an incredible place ❤️
@amyturner6275 4 жыл бұрын
no wonder it looked so beautiful
4 жыл бұрын
That's Laura mcgoldrick wife of new zealand cricketer Martin Guptill.
@Sn0reSnoreDan 4 жыл бұрын
Growing up in the South( Georgia) and playing Rugby in High School, Stephen Colbert brought back memories of my Southern accented coaches managing our team and how he'd always hype us up.
@squatch545 4 жыл бұрын
Matthew McConaughey owns a rugby team called the alright, alright, alrights.
@StumpyDaPaladin 4 жыл бұрын
well; alright, then. this got a laugh out of me.
@TheGirlWhoCriedFlute 4 жыл бұрын
This comment is seriously underrated
@AJones-ky8sc 4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@Maddy-ht8pg 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@krautathaus 4 жыл бұрын
With the mouthguard Stephen looks like his names brother Stephen King.
@earlenewallace8445 4 жыл бұрын
OMG, I was thinking the same thing!
@DougWIngate 4 жыл бұрын
exactly my thoughts LOL
@cloveravery85 4 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ... my thoughts, too.
@krautathaus 4 жыл бұрын
@@cloveravery85 Glad that i'm not alone with this crazy thought.
@jacodex3114 4 жыл бұрын
Should have invited Trevor Noah to join him in a BOKKE jersey.
@gcromer903 4 жыл бұрын
😁 that would have been a fun tackle practice as soon as the jersey was in sight!
@chantelleblackbeard3213 4 жыл бұрын
YESSSS!!!!
@Zumoari 4 жыл бұрын
Dex??
@jacodex3114 4 жыл бұрын
@@Zumoari Yes Jos?
@robbiebunge859 4 жыл бұрын
That may have caused some serious kak
@davelloyd6075 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant !! May these segments keep coming. What a refreshing change
@NewMessage 4 жыл бұрын
He's gonna make us wait 'til Friday for the trip to Hobbiton... * grits teeth * .. There better be a trip to Hobbiton, anyway.
@dylanadams1455 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think he's into those silly fantasy books much
@julianwarmington1267 4 жыл бұрын
Haaha...
@bfg3890 4 жыл бұрын
Or what?
@-----REDACTED----- 4 жыл бұрын
Oh come on, it’s Colbert. There MUST and WILL be!
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 4 жыл бұрын
There is no way he didn’t go to Hobbiton, it’s his spirit home.
@one2moja1 4 жыл бұрын
Colbert is/was my favorite late night host, but now after featuring rugby for sure he is my favourite.
@elizabethrose3187 4 жыл бұрын
I know of so many people who have been badly injured and paralysed from rugby so I was low key shitting myself watching this man play.
@Thejessicakloe 3 жыл бұрын
This NZ series by Stephen is making me miss NZ so much
@greyforge27 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen does a good "doughy 55 year old high school football coach from South Carolina"
@danieljourdain7824 4 жыл бұрын
I like that whoever edited this got footage of a maul instead of a scrum lol
@Tonyhouse1168 2 жыл бұрын
Never thought I’d fall in love with a Kiwi commentator while watching Stephen “play” rugby, but here we are..
@TheRolexseller 4 жыл бұрын
I love when he does his southern coach accent
@paulcolbourne5555 4 жыл бұрын
Colbert South Carolina accent is even more with the mouth guard
@theoclarke5510 4 жыл бұрын
...and I'm still laughing my arse off writing this... absolutely brilliant! from South Africa
@MarkWhippy 4 жыл бұрын
NZ has a team called the All Whites as well, it’s our soccer team.
@colleencreamer2472 4 жыл бұрын
I am CRYING watching this. The smack talk with a mouth guard is so freaking funny. Then the slide while holding on to his waist. I think I have watched this about 30 times.
@Tom_McMurtry 4 жыл бұрын
Piri's modeling the prop situation well atm. Proving halfbacks can play any position they like ;)
@miscible21 4 жыл бұрын
@@KingiKuki must be Pie-ri Weepu
@RayBetterThanEvilCanival 4 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t help but notice how beautiful the landscape is in NZ
@amandaclairerichards3132 4 жыл бұрын
YourMomsYourDad it really is so beautiful. I’ve lived here 10 years and don’t yet take it for granted. There is a park near me that looks a lot like this with the hills all around.
@trevorvanbremen4718 4 жыл бұрын
Ummm, sorry to have to tell you this, but the 'NZ landscape' you can see in this short video is, at best, only mediocre. I doubt you could actually handle / believe the really GOOD stuff we have here!!! The only real downside about NZ is that we (unfortunately) still have these scumbags named 'politicians' and they keep vetoing an annual 'politician hunting season'!!!
@trevorvanbremen4718 4 жыл бұрын
@@KingiKuki Shhhhhhh. Don't tell them any more... There's already too many people and I'd prefer we kept it pristine for ourselves!!!
@coffeemachtspass 4 жыл бұрын
When he gives the pep talk to the team. OMG, it’s from every sports movie I’ve ever seen.
@Jonas-yp4sz 4 жыл бұрын
Such a stunning landscape right behind the pitch.
@RickReasonnz 4 жыл бұрын
Eh, can see something like that in every small town in our country.
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