you don't have to hide your anger.

If I try to hide my anger in jokes I sound like a crazy person

Look at his face, he is pissed. Also his jokes go from cheeky and sassy to really, truly sharp tongued in word and tone, he outright insults people straight out instead of more veiled criticism. Hes just angry in a more eloquent way than most of us.

Sometimes I think the time for jokes is over...

Bunker boy 😂😂😂😂

Brian Garrow Can’t wait to hear what Stephen has to say about that tomorrow.

Brian Garrow Gen Mark Milley sure did!

It's amazing what Trump lapdogs can do when they manage to grow a spine or two after being thrown under the bus

rasmie That is what it means to be Trumped. Best friend, smartest guy to ... I don't even know that fellow. You've been Trumped!

There are no stages, it is a continuum.

I've been stuck on anger indefinitely. And I think my first d in dabda is for either deep depression or dumbstruck, or maybe drinking.

It's an infinite loop, the other stages go by in a nano second...

It's called Trump derangement syndrome. You got four more years of that coming.

LMAO! Awesome comment, you made me giggle.

That just means he has double the proof. And we all know what the double of Zero is...

Lots of proof. E.g proof of police placing pallets of stones in strategic places. to be later used by the state-funded rioters.

I'm cackling 😂😂

MrJamezk ...explain it to the trumpees please.

This is so true.

you spelled bitch wrong. it's itch after the b

bobmatzke I was thinking about posting the same remark. Glad you did ☺️

Yes!! That’s not ona great statement, it’s dam@ TRUE! Thanks 😊 I needed that!!

Ha ha ha because of the cold war 😜

@@someguynamedelan either that or a one way ticket to Argentina.. ;)

Should have also inspected the cyanide and gun while he was down there. Making sure they work properly.

@@someguynamedelan unfortunately, current US president is a coward. I can only hope that he won't be as lucky as Hitler when he gets bombed by his generals. Edit: if he gets self inflicted bullet, it will be in the head, multiple times.

nice try buddy when Hi tler retreated to the bunker...didn't the Russians get there like the next day? What I'm saying is he's still President for 5 months at least. I WISH it was quick as Hi tler after he went in the bunker

From Australia oh do not tease ,one can only hope he goes to a bunker near him and bomb that site ASAP!

They can. They just don't.

10,000 thumbs up, Mira Long!!!! Great point!!!! Thanks.

They have started to, have you not seen the one-knee cops?

It's not a war so they can't be charged with war crimes.

They have been.

Guess ya got 4 more years to go 🤣

I’m worried about stephen’s drinking

We are all there right now. There was a time i loved this country. its my home its the blood sweet and tears of immigrants. Its the blood of the natives and its all being destroyed by idiots in power. To not drink at this point would be the absence of patriotism. There was a time when i wanted to join the airforce. Now....i cant... i cant believe what is going on... All the hate all the anger. in a nation like this its all we got... drinking... I can see the anger and pain in Stephens eyes we all can because its our country. His patience man i couldnt do it. So if anyone asks me steepen is what a real american shouldve been. Nothing stronger than holding back your real words of frustration. Hopefully we make it through. because there is no way to know at this point only hope.

Smurphilicious same, cheers.

Yep, I won't die from covid, I'll die from liver damage. Love my gray goose.

I was thinking the same thing. SCARY

"Welcome to Gilead!"

@sgbobsg you can bet that disgusting human is rubbing his hands in glee at how all the machinations of he and his ilk are progressing so well.

@@argosz8046 Betsy DeVos made a million over her usual haul in 2019.

Worse than reporters, they attacked medics

Trump's dream day ... I find interesting that these protests finally prove that a racist society isn't just a problem for whoever is just designated as the "lesser race". It's a problem for everybody. The police brutality I saw on the clips didn't distinguish by gender or skin tone. Racists are as merciless with those of their own who 'break rank' as with those they discriminate. Love & respect to those protesters. Walking out there when they know the risk they take? Those are citizens that the US can and should be proud of.

Ummm I’m Canadian and live outside DC how do you think I feel? Praying everyone votes....

Sheri Kwasnik hopefully we flush this turd November 3rd!

you and me both

Sheri Kwasnik Yeah, if we make it to November.

I remember now. I voted yesterday. #VoteTrumpOut.

While your at it don't forget the innocent people who's lost their businesses and others their lives at the hands of your so called "peaceful" protesters. Coz THAT is worth remembering

Some of those that run forces are the same that burn crosses.

@@JoshSweetvale ...I think I heard a shot...

Joshua Sweetvale OMG I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT SONG! It so prophetic!!!! Those who died are justified For wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites You justify those that died By wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites

Ha! best statement ever 😅

Paul Muggins What did you do with the winnings?

November 4th will be that date.LOL.

Yes😂🤣

Imagine how much scientists or intelligent World Leaders need to drink before dealing with this arsehole

Does any one remember how trump would "inspect" the dressing rooms of miss teen USA? Maybe that's how the secret service got trump down to the bunker by saying it was actually a dressing room!

Methinks he doth protest too much.

I want the person who let him out of the bunker, fired!

@Angel McLeod. Must have been for a "bone spur inspection ".

And a “tiny, little, short” one. That sounds about right when it comes to Trump...😉

Wait, There was that one time he was reading from “two Corinthians.”🙄

@@piratedawggaming9404 he was reading Moby Dick.

You sir nailed it.

Brilliant!

peaceful protesters my azz . BLM AND ANTI-FA TO GITMO , NOW .

Trump is a walking talking bad joke . You quote what he says ..... exactly and it’s a bad joke . Everything he says ! Nothing he says would stop me from smacking him 75 years 💀

He is the joke.

Domen Bremec ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

@@rationalmindriot7762 if we are talking about how he molested his daughter, he is not pedo, he is a southern hillbilly

Yea, because he and his team don't give a fuck obout those people.

Definitely applicable to the steaming pile of Trump, much like these: cheezburger.com/9388999168 fav.me/daawprx So much use out of a photoshop layer...

A good one, but I really peg Trump as a Depends kind of guy.

John Galt Well, Trump is morbidly obese, so Colbert is certainly less massive.

I was drinking coffee when he said that. The coffee went everywhere🤣 That is priceless!

"...I'm doing very well with my African American." There. It's fixed. :^D

Kanye is the perfect trumpet of color. He's just as wackadoo as trump is. Does anyone else think they might he brothers from different mothers?

@@yapdog Thank you! You made me laugh out loud. First time I've laughed in days.

Steve Hickman I call bs from #45

Don’t forget those clowns diamond and silk. I can’t remember him actually speaking their names, but they’re always on the list when he needs black faces for the cameras.

Thanks :-)

Thanks for not judging all U.S. citizens by the squatter in the Oval Office.

@@lizardog girl! You are the only other person that I know of that refers to trump as the squatter in the Oval Office. Damn, here I thought I was being original!

@@lizardog Great minds think alike

@@MFranklinstein-vw2tn goodness! What a sad little man you are!

..and also straight from hell

That's what makes them so funny and yet heart breakingly unfunny at the same time, which coincidentally makes them even more funny because ironic jokes are the most hilarious.

@Shae Tallent 🤦‍♂️ ok Epstein

*Alcoholics Unanimous* is a tax exempt charitable Belief System, or B.S.

Hey, don't insult the weasel.

that was hilarious and sooooo true

You can't see something that never existed.

The same day he saw a unicorn fucking a gryphon

At least they're better-equipped.

China Bill hello🙏💕

We have freedom of speech. 🙂

So far

Where's the Tank Man? We need his bravery!

Are you in China, China Bill? KZfaq is blocked in that country.

hitler is rolling in his grave caues he prob had to strategize to get this far along. trump is 3rd grade level and got this far.

your statement is a disrespect to hitler bruv..

Exactly

@john smith yup, that sounds about right, ever heard of the night of broken glass?

We are reliving all bad things tht happened in last century in 1 yr like some bad recap.

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jayhmLNirdSdYYU.html

Looks like a big shit show to me.

How long do we have to suffer that clown? Just until November when we vote him out of office.

Trump has the cops and bikers, we have the generals. They harder he pushes, the dumber it gets.

😁😁🤣👏

😂😂😂

👍

You should write for Colbert! Hilarious 😂🤣

Gary, Trump is a dog in the Chinese horoscope 😂I was always wondering what kind of dog he was!?😂😂 lets call him chicken beaver..

Well, you could say he was telling the truth when he said he'd date his daughter if she wasn't his daughter...or maybe what he meant was, he'd date her, if PEOPLE didn't know she was his daughter! 🙄

No. There has yet to be one speech he gave that does not contain any lies.

Octane, HAIL TO THE CHIEF used to be played in THE WHITEHOUSE. But now that Donald has turned it into THE BLIGHT HOUSE the tune is: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/htmUdLGfrb2xc3U.html

YEP! Lots of times! 😊

Every day they are becoming more and more like KZfaqrs. I'll be happy when they can go back, but Imma miss this.

Seth Myers show is so much better since he's been doing in from home.

Yeah, I've definitely grown to like them MORE than the way the show was before.

So agree with you! Maybe now shows will focus on good content instead of excessive bells and whistles

Add Trevor Noah’s show too.

Only if they're chanting his name. Aside from that, Trump has little use for the people he allegedly 'serves'.

No no. Lol. Huge mostly white crowds. The rest are Latinos who feel if they don’t kiss his ass he will deport them and take their children and a very small and diminishing African American following. His base supporters are racist whites who apparently don’t mind militarizing the police for protesters but will allow whites with automatic weapons to storm capital buildings for their right to contract and effectively spread COVID-19 to the rest of us. There’s a difference between protesters and the rioting and looters. Fox News would have you think they’re one and the same. They would also have you believe that radical left wing groups are responsible when in fact the only radicals found causing trouble are racist radical right wing extremists bent on racial inequality and support the oppression of communities of color. Some one said to me I hope I enjoy the gulags that are coming because, we’ll I’m not sure. I draw your attention to the word Ghetto. The word ghetto doesn’t belong to the black community. Ghettos are the camps nazis put the Jewish people in to put it simply. The fact that we have “ghettos” in America is an outrage. Tell me more how the African communities aren’t suppressed into modern ghettos and oppressed by racism to make sure they stay there. Trump is done and while I’m not sure Biden is the man for the job either it’s a step forward. Reality is Daffy Duck would make a better president that donald trump so anyone is a step up. We need national leader ship not just do what’s best for your isle. That’s what makes a leader a leader. The ability to sympathize and empathize with those whom he or she is charged to lead. Not just the ability to appeal to one set group of people. Donal trump, America isn’t racist, some of us are. I say “us” because they may be undesirables but they are still American. And that’s the difference. And it’s that difference, the ability to love thy neighbor even If thy neighbor has hate for you. Just because someone is into white supremacy doesn’t mean I’m not going to save them from choking or drowning. I can not, even as a white person, see pride in hatred. Be proud of who you are no matter what color. There is one cold hard fact that runs deeper than skin. We are all Humans. One race, the Human race.

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏾👏🏾👏🏿👏🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏻✊🏻✊🏽✊🏽💖💖

It's about dang time. It never made sense to me how the richest country on paper can treat so many of its own people so badly.

Looting

@Don Hardcastle these aren't the rioters. Please try to keep up to date.

Little Miss Muffet One of the lawless thugs eh, there’s plenty of em.

Well who are you gonna believe, our stable genius or your lying eyeballs?!😏

Now you have an inkling of what most Americans are thinking.

Can I come live with you i only need45 says to find job 30 days to get my first paycheck and 30 to find my own place. .....Just planning my escape....

That's not the only thing. He didn't just take a photo he shot an entire video from his walk to the white house all the way to the church and he couldn't even hold a bible correctly mind you. His ego was bruised cuz everybody made fun of him for running to the bunker and turning off all the lights in the white House so he felt the need to make a propaganda video to show everybody that he wasn't scared.

Yuep this is AmeriKKKa for you!

He is palpably angry.

Oop 😂😂

"Beginning"... you cant be serious, JFK was assassinated for telling us to was already well underway in his day

GESTAPO Tactics? Boy I am from Germany and I can tell you what you expreience right now is a piece of cake. Dont you dare compare this ridiculous Moment to the Horrors of the 2nd World War. Educate yourself!

He lost the popular vote by 3 million, the electoral collage put him in power not the people

It's heartbreaking and infuriating for all of us!

@@Napierala As an historian, I can tell you that there are similarities to the rise of Trump and the rise of Hitler.

Also, "it's a short walk, more of a goose-step really".

Truly one of the best as you said!!!

"but it's less family-friendly"

D.R. Arriaza ...🙏🙏🙏

Great line!

Of course they are, he’s been spewing out shit for 70+ years now

Trump is the biggest coward!

I rarely truly laugh at jokes staff makes but this is a good one :)

Tinymansquare,,,lmao!!!

@@NocturnalRecords7 &

I join you ! See you at DC😘

Yep. I’m 61 and I’m right there with ya. I’m volunteering to be cannon fodder when citizens finally storm the people’s house.

I'll stand with you. I'm 70 and nothing to lose.

It's like he's actively trying to recreate Tiananmen Square

@@littleflower8915 who says he didn't?

He's trying to get Mexico to pay for it

Hahaha! Nice!

You mean he can order someone else to build it since his tiny little hands aren't suited for manual labor.

You are right. I think I didn't lose the civil war.

We're waiting for the final parade: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/itOUd8mD07vPe30.html

He got a wall too

Boston tea party Boston uprising what's the difference wrongdoing is wrongdoing pot calling the kettle black

Don't forget the reason Tillerson called tRump a "fucking moron"... It was because tRump wanted to use nukes, which is also his favourite of the 5 military words he knows...😳

Wise Diamond at least it's a badass bunker. Where has your boy biden been hiding again? Oh right... His basement.

@barb rarick Don't worry. There won't be any Grandpas left to say that. They will all have eaten a Soylent Orange Corona-Cookie for the "good" of the economy. Trumpster Youth only...

@@darkmadder9897 You do know that jokes aren't funny when they're true?

A democracy is a form of government where people VOTE. Yet for decades the largest party in US has been the "party of non voters". Nothing is going change unless YOU VOTE.

Yes. Esper is grossly conniving in his weaselly-ness.

He initially said he thought they were going to inspect a bathroom. I mean-- a f'ing bathroom???? Who makes that shit up as their excuse????

You cannot work for Trump if you are not a liar, not necessarily stupid, just Fascist -Notice how All of the people in the Original Trump Adm. have either called him a stupid motherf@cker (Tillerson) or have accused him of dividing the country (Mattis) Every one of his minionS is a total PO$

@ At this point if you are an American citizen who is not a fascist or a racist, you cannot be a Trump supporter -especially if you claim to be a Chiristian. Trump is the problem, not the do nothing Democrats.

#KudosGermany Remember when the bast*rd hijacked they’re PPE they were sending New York (USA) they screamed PIRACY n that No Good Jared Azzner has PPE stockpiles of it in South Jersey where he bought up all this property with the American Ppl’s damn money 💰💵💰to resale to highest bidders!!! Their Judgment Day will be sooner than they imagine🙏🏾🙏🏾

@dolofonos I'm Dutch, we support the protests. And then right winged people laugh about this, even here. Do you know that upsets us? Where did the desperation begin? You just watch right wing media, pointing fingers at some violent pictures (most being peaceful protesters scream because of tear gas) and forget all about the institutionalized robbery by your officials. Why do people loot during protests? Was it the breakdown of the social infrastructure? Ages of racism? Trump giving huge bailouts to the rich, while the poor must be happy if the 1200 arrives? Is it the many whites who loot, and might be (poor) Trumpists for all we know, so the blame goes elsewhere? Is it that people loot, because they feel, the rich do it too, so hey, this is how it goes? I'm Dutch, looting here is very very very rare. Why, because our government cares for its people, and makes a positive difference happen. Yours broke down the infrastructure, education, made care unaffordable for the poor. What did you expect would happen? Applause for the dumbster pretending he can lead? The world laughs about that guy. But your right wing North Korean level propaganda tells you he's a genius, and you believe it. Just watch him cluelessly hold a bible. So yes, many white Europeans support the anti racism rallies in the USA. And your future relations with the world depend on your maturity to deal with your issues at home. You might be the strongest country (until China takes over) but you are nothing when the world doesn't want your leadership anymore. And that point is very close. While your country is also deep in debt. Very deep in debt. Imagine countries demanding those be paid right now? Your leaders get rich, trample people and you will suffer the consequences. So in a way, we protest for you trolls too. Think about that.

In your countries, there is not even a black minister in the government, and you talk to me about racism This is absurd

Dani Don’t be so ignorant, the Netherlands is one of the most democratic countries in the world.

dolofonos Seems like you didn’t pay attention in history class mate. Now why don’t you describe the difference between a social democratic governmental system and communism for me? I’m willing to bet you have no clue whatsoever.

The 2016 U.S. General Election was just a perfect storm of impossible crap. The Universe did a colossal dump all over the space-time continuum and, in the ensuing "productive" fart storm, Donald Trump popped out in the Oval. It didn't help that Clinton was a lousy candidate only marginally better than Trump... or so we all thought at the time.

Do you know bunker boys lying when he says anything

Or when he starts a sentence...

Bunker boy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

gatheringoflight There was a lot of resistance in the beginning years (until 1933). After Hitler’s seize of power all opposition was killed or locked up, you only had the enthusiastic crowds left. Trump has up to 30% of the population armed to the teeth and just waiting for an opportunity to destroy „liberals“. That‘s a big advantage in comparison to the Nazi SA.

Stompa Fast forward, we are a leader of the EU, with a strong economy, wealth, great opportunities, we are respected and trusted all over the world. Not everything perfect here, but a lot better than the US in so many aspects.

gatheringoflight you describe the situation after the dictatorship was finally in place. Massive propaganda and blaming minorities for everything helped to achieve this goal. But there was a long was to reach it. inform yourself about the prewar history. You will recognize a lot in comparison to the last three years Not only in the USA. Right from fascist/populist playbook.

gatheringoflight learn some freaking history, dude. There was plenty of opposition to far-right government before 1933 in the Weimar Republic, but Hitler was still able to become chancellor due to a number of reasons (such as a great ability for rabble-rousing, an incredibly competent propagandist by his side, and an ignorant and divided government who thought they’d be able to control the “Small Private” like a puppet). In its early years, the republic was actually very progressive for its time... After all, it’s not a coincidence that Berlin was the hotspot of the roaring 20s. Despite that, the government was weak to continuous abuse of power by those at the very top, exacerbated by the parties eventually not being able to cooperate on anything and the efforts of Göbbels’ propaganda machine. Starting to sound familiar?

@Eli Spell it out!

Only inspects the bunker during periods of nationwide civil unrest.

Definitely isn't his balls...

Won't somebody lock that nutcase in, throw away the key and leave it to rot there. That will truly Make America Great Again.

AHAHAHA! I wonder how many times you've used this "powerful" comment in other videos. You lefties are so cringey.

Fun

Kinda like: "Sure you can dance!" -Voldka

But unfortunately the police offices was just doing his job. So the questions will be, how far did he deviate from SOP? Why did the office think it was OK to treat him like they did? Is this an issue of systemic racism or systemic police brutality? And what will be done to make sure this never happens again?

That's nothing, if you walk by Richard Nixon's grave you can hear muffled hysterical laughter.

More like "what country am I on?"

Remember what is like to listen to the entire talk rather the soundbite the media shoved down your throat? Nah, you probably like things shoved down your throat.

@@timmiet47321 I see someone is triggered.

@@timmiet47321 Actually read the transcript my friend, then we talk about getting things shoved down the throat :)

@@rumo893 I watched and read the event. You probably still believe in Russiagate. It's only been a 3 year plus lie.

@@timmiet47321 still airing your sexual fantasies in the comment section? Sad.

Sinclair at least thought the bible would be held the way a human with a passing familiarity with books would, not like a confused gibbon.

Well that's how it arrives everywhere else. Not exactly a hard guess.

Goddamn

@@Poldovico actually the Soviets and Chinese were never cool with religion.

@@mikebronicki6978 Yes. Bibles for them were a red flag.