DOJ Ready To Hold T**** Criminally Responsible For Jan 6 | Dems Want A Different Candidate In 2024
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Жыл бұрынAttorney General Merrick Garland has made it clear he intends to hold the former president responsible for any crimes related to the insurrection, and recent polling shows a majority of Democrat voters are hoping the current president won't run again in 2024. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@breal7277 Жыл бұрын
With 1BIL, I would buy back some senators and make them work for the people not dirty corporations.
@chrissiek8706 Жыл бұрын
Would be easier to buy them and make them fight to death in cage than to work for people
@sophierobinson2738 Жыл бұрын
Dang right.
@klyerobinson3069 Жыл бұрын
Which is exactly why you will never be in that position. You’d be dumb enough to buy a politician. Lmao.
@davidbeppler3032 Жыл бұрын
@@klyerobinson3069 buying a congressman is the best investment you can make. GM spent $20 million and got $14 billion in Tax payers money. lmao
@Surge1077 Жыл бұрын
Is 1BIL even enough?
@subliminallime4321 Жыл бұрын
It don't mean sh*t until they actually charge somebody with something.
@christinemikhail7088 Жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@ronnieking3848 Жыл бұрын
Over 850 arrests and now it's getting juicy!! 🍑🍊🤡
@NikeRunner210 Жыл бұрын
The popcorn is cookin brother. Karma is a real mother Fker. He’s screwed over so many people it’s His Time, His Turn! Lock up that PRO RUSSIA POS!!!
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
I want to see people in orange!
@johndow7689 Жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 Why exactly? How's that improve your life?
@Jonathan-gi8kw Жыл бұрын
First time he hit me with "is potato" but didn't see it coming. Well done. Thank you for making me laugh.
@xR0N1Nx Жыл бұрын
"Potentially" Just because something has never been done before, it's no reason not to
@calvinbaxter7151 Жыл бұрын
End citizens united. End all company donations to campaigns, and end all stock trading for congresspeople. See who takes the jobs then and see how they actually do their job. Democracy works if we make it work. Weirdly, it is almost like ppl have been slowly undermining it for many years
@todchackers_getoffmyphone Жыл бұрын
Calvin, you will find Trump still there. Trump ran for President for all of the right reasons. He does not need all of the things you listed. Trump loves this nation and his heart is in the right place. Plus he has a proven record for anyone who wants the truth most of which was hidden, or not presented by mainstream media. I urge anyone who wants truth to find it for themselves. You will not get it from any of our public broadcasting stations, supposedly for the people as sad as it is.
@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 Жыл бұрын
Repent to Jesus Christ ““I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.”” John 16:33 NIV ht
@theduder2617 Жыл бұрын
@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 4 quick words: Raped and murdered CHILDREN!!! Tell your "god" he has been fired for dereliction of duty. His son, better defined as a cult leader, MURDERED a child over jealousy, but I am CERTAIN you only know the extremely edited version of that book issued by a dictator king who was losing absolute control of the people. Also, I would LOVE to point out that you a supposed "believer" never read the book you appear to blindly follow. Did you know that JUST your user name alone here on youtube absolutely secures you a special spot in christianity's "hell"? I know you do not know that. I know this because I know which book you have been following, and I also how far into the book you never read. ALL who blindly preach about that book, NEVER READ THE BOOK. They only ever read the edited version designed to regain control of a society which dared to think on its own. YOU chose to assault others with your comment. Never try to force religion. Otherwise, someone who actually read BOTH versions of that book in their entirety just might stop for a moment to respond. And almost every time, the response will probably be rather rough, if not brutal.
@tjewett1967 Жыл бұрын
@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 Please keep your mental illness and delusion to yourself. Get help, your "god" is no more real than the other thousand you deny.
@johnoneill6161 Жыл бұрын
With a $Billion you could buy several Congressmen and a Senator!
@TheDarkness1 Жыл бұрын
Only if you're an underage billionaire.
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Maybe even the presidency!
@benlutz1974 Жыл бұрын
Kyrsten Sinema only cost about $200,000.
@Tao_Tology Жыл бұрын
Closer to $500 Mil after taxes
@kiriuxeosa8716 Жыл бұрын
Lets be honest a few thousand and you can get pretty much everythong you want from them
@elaexplorer Жыл бұрын
he literally said he only wanted one term when he was running, so it makes perfect sense that everyone wants someone else to run.
@ihtfp69 Жыл бұрын
Yep, literally the only reason 😏
@tfox6919 Жыл бұрын
That ain't the reason. LOL. The reason is bc he sucks. Democrat policies has fcked this country and everyone else up. Talking Europe into banning Russian oil fcked them big time. Opening the border has destabilized Central America. Dems are finally getting a small taste of illegal immigration which has the Mayor of DC screaming for the national guard. LOL. Democrat policies suck. That's why.
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
Stop with the excuses
@LadyMoonsparrow Жыл бұрын
Love the monologue and I still love Biden! So glad he has recovered from Covid!
@maddogproductions4343 Жыл бұрын
He's Been a absolute God send to our nation,,The Champ>>
@AllCarsUnited Жыл бұрын
😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@johndow7689 Жыл бұрын
Then got it again. Get well soon, Joe..and I type that as someone that can't stand the man. We should all aim for at least some empathy and compassion in life after all.
@argentdawn Жыл бұрын
@@AllCarsUnited low IQ Trump terrorist. Go cry over the inflation and gas prices that Trump caused and Biden is currently fixing.
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
Doing a fantastic job
@georgeb.wolffsohn30 Жыл бұрын
The man has a stuttering issue. That doesn't mean he's stupid or senile.
@M_SC Жыл бұрын
Speech issues seem common in presidents. trump, George w, had them too
@Blackshadow164 Жыл бұрын
Keep telling yourself that. If he was all there, his approval would be higher.
@Cryaboutmyhandle Жыл бұрын
Hes had 3 brain strokes. Do you let your 80 year old gpa run your houses after that?
@Cryaboutmyhandle Жыл бұрын
@Merril R yet you claim the polls say people hate trump? Which is it ccp poster?
@Cryaboutmyhandle Жыл бұрын
@Merril R you posted above poll numbers dont mean anything ccp. Now that you responded ,can you tell us how your daddy xi looks like pooh? Or scared to end up in a camp? Crickets * wonder why?
@juan-carlosfrancois8498 Жыл бұрын
First time for everything, time to charge an ex President of the United States!!
@sandraknight4751 Жыл бұрын
Justice!
@colsonchambers6412 Жыл бұрын
For what? I've seen more evidence that Biden needs to be charged
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
#trumpforprison!
@nekonatauzanto1758 Жыл бұрын
Time to charge a Democrat too.
@vstar7196 Жыл бұрын
Not an “ex-president”. An ex-occupant of the White House. Nothing about that Orange Orangutang was presidential.
@ziziroberts8041 Жыл бұрын
It's time to hold The Supreme Court responsible for any injuries or deaths caused by their failure to respect women's rights regarding healthcare.
@steppenwolf3252 Жыл бұрын
RIGHT ON ZIZI!!
@corriecrazy Жыл бұрын
Zizi Roberts: And how do you propose we do that?
@ziziroberts8041 Жыл бұрын
@@corriecrazy 1. Vote 2. Vote 3. Vote, and don't vote for anyone who wants to limit or cancel your inalienable Constitutional rights.
@ziziroberts8041 Жыл бұрын
@@steppenwolf3252 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mbGReN2it5rYdZ8.html It's a song. I wrote it. ✌️♥️🎶
@clberka Жыл бұрын
@@ziziroberts8041 This is so right. But i've heard many people say recently that they are independents, and vote both parties... and these same people told me, from now on, they have to vote dem. This issue has forced them to be single-issue voters. I wish they realized that republicans have been single issue voters for decades.
@brkaz5864 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm not holding my breath. In this country with our current broken Justice system, that man will never be held accountable for anything.
@Jadeskorpion Жыл бұрын
My hope for justice is doing a subtle happy dance.
@danutaboone9831 Жыл бұрын
Do it!
@kingjamos2422 Жыл бұрын
@@taxesdeathandtrouble.1886 I'm hoping for Westside Story style, minus the racism and stabbing.
@marting5130 Жыл бұрын
what if justice dept find trump innocent
@robin2012ism Жыл бұрын
@@marting5130 riot anyone?
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
I'm enjoying a small celebration at the thought of long overdue justice!
@BlakieTT Жыл бұрын
I hope one of the names for the former Embarrassment in Chief was: Fraudo Baggins.
@NaptownClassic Жыл бұрын
I hope those with the authority to hold everyone responsible for January 6th accountable, realize that failing to do so, inclusive of everyone at the top... will be far worse than any potential civil war which might arise from locking them up like the criminals they are.
@chimera4021 Жыл бұрын
Perhaps a civil war ISN’T the worst thing that could happen. Finally gives us an opportunity to put away the right forever.
@kimballspeakthreetheater3318 Жыл бұрын
The fact that ANYONE is "afraid" of the tRumpers causing violence to the point of giving these Jan 6th CRIMINALS a pass shows just how sad a state Merica is in. The Law won't enforce the Law because they're afraid some Citizens will break the Law if they do.
@ireallyreallyhategoogle Жыл бұрын
You do realize no one will want to create a precedent. All recent POTUS are war criminals.
@sga3084 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 - whoo what a hilarious joke!
@theresasantiago1788 Жыл бұрын
Song *** This Is IT *** By Mr Kenny Loggins 0n youtube
@Trans909 Жыл бұрын
"Han shoots first." Oh, gawd, THERE'S an image that's going to haunt me for all my days remaining.
@ChrisAlbertH47 Жыл бұрын
Let's hope this investigation by the DOJ on Donnie is a serious one and not just a political theater to get people off their back. Donnie needs to face consequences
@stormwatcher59 Жыл бұрын
And it would be a blow up in McConnell's face for blocking a vote in the Senate when Obama nominated Merrick Garland for the Court!
@sardog7765 Жыл бұрын
AGREE 100%!
@chippaflix Жыл бұрын
amen
@abortretryfail9350 Жыл бұрын
@IRHanley I hear ya, the dotard pays a molecule of consequence, I'll eat the living room furniture.
@Starforge1 Жыл бұрын
You mean an actual trial and investigation under the American justice system where both sides are allowed council? Where witnesses are subject to cross examination? Where burden of proof must be established? Instead of the political theater that's going on now? Yeah, good luck with that 😂😂
@Opus313 Жыл бұрын
Donnie is officially being investigated... And you thought he was depressed and unhinged before. Cue the social media frenzy!
@NewMessage Жыл бұрын
You ain't wrong....
@lyricessence Жыл бұрын
He's always played chicken with the law and the courts, and he's always gotten away with it.
@donaldpump8882 Жыл бұрын
He's under 16 criminal investigations. He's been in panic mode since 2017
@colsonchambers6412 Жыл бұрын
@@donaldpump8882 Sure looks like he's panicking. Holding rallies every other day in front of sold-out crowds...But you're right. They've got him THIS time for the 293202392398th time. Explain why Biden looks like a walking corpse
@lyricessence Жыл бұрын
@@tiredbird471 yep
@petnapapeterson5169 Жыл бұрын
That was seriously funny, Garland delivering justice from a hollow tree😆
@vsGoliath96 Жыл бұрын
A cart of video equipment, call from the grandkids, and a stack of books about Ireland might be the single most grandpa shit I have ever heard and I love it.
@deliriousmysterium8137 Жыл бұрын
Broadcast the trial in the middle of time square.
@DonaBlancas Жыл бұрын
I won't believe it till I see trump sentenced and placed in prison.
@tonymoruzzi Жыл бұрын
Agreed. But let’s hope it’s soon.
@johnnycreighton29 Жыл бұрын
Oh ye of little faith! May God 🙏🏼 bring the revenge.
@jakehix8132 Жыл бұрын
Knowing our world, it'll just randomly go 100%, and he'll get the death penalty.... some would cheer, some would boo, but everyone's mind would just explode.
@tooboukou8ball702 Жыл бұрын
@@johnnycreighton29 because the justice system won't
@taylorc2542 Жыл бұрын
The elites are scared enough to abuse the justice system, but they show their corruption in doing so. Which will backfire of course.
@autumbreeze1129 Жыл бұрын
I can sympathise the COVID Caben Fever. Had it myself early this year and being stuck in my bedroom, unable to go even down to my own kitchen to prevent spreading it to my house mate, even having to eat all my meals in bed, for over 2 weeks, drove me nuts.
@tinysteelorchestra Жыл бұрын
I sympathise, I've just got it for the first time - in the middle of a heatwave!
@ToniGlick Жыл бұрын
I'm not having a specific problem with Biden, but his age is worrisome. I think getting a stronger majority in Congress would allow Biden to be more effective.
@joshcombe440 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, no specific problem, just a vast assortment of them, like inflation, recession, open borders, record crime levels, the lowest approval rating of any president, his crackhead sons laptop, and the fact he can’t string together a full sentence without blubbering like a fool. No specific problem at all, ha!
@JoanBlairStudio Жыл бұрын
Biden does a workout, regularly, that a retired Marine officer made for him.
@joshcombe440 Жыл бұрын
Curling ice cream cones is not a workout. Sorry bud! 🤣
@phoenixblanco3892 Жыл бұрын
"i'm not having a specific problem with Biden" I'm starting to become more and more convinced that the average Democrat is so rich that they have someone else buy gas and groceries for them. There's no way you guys don't see the problem, we're literally entering a recession.
@1andonlytoonkid Жыл бұрын
To quote Dr Evil, "1 billion dollars!" 😂
@RabblesTheBinx Жыл бұрын
"Why settle for billions, when we can make... millions?" - Douglas "Dr. Evil" Powers
@Leonaza7 Жыл бұрын
Merrick Garland has a reputation for going silently about his investigations but has gotten his convictions. It's so hard being patient about this one.
@Omni0404 Жыл бұрын
He's like a deepwater submarine of justice.
@Leonaza7 Жыл бұрын
@UC_6ujBfhmhIXqivHQZdaQhQ Trust me! Garland is going to have the last laugh.
@pgw78 Жыл бұрын
... Silent but deadly, is what you're saying?
@juan-carlosfrancois8498 Жыл бұрын
He's like an assassin, he'll attack with stealth
@Caedo12 Жыл бұрын
I don’t disagree, but I’m seeing you post this comment everywhere lately. Copy+paste?
@pmbluemoon Жыл бұрын
"For those who haven't checked yet, you lost." (pause before the crowd got the joke) lol! Awesome! 🤣🤣🤣
@barbaramiller349 Жыл бұрын
I’m donating 1/2 to try to make sure T goes to jail.
@blaster915 Жыл бұрын
A billion dollars?!! For a millions lottery?!! Damn inflation has hit hard 😳
@NewMessage Жыл бұрын
I'd rather get lucky and see Donnie do time, than win the lottery.
@greenhat8978 Жыл бұрын
Amen
@Tonyhouse1168 Жыл бұрын
I’m on the fence. So, to be fair, I’ll take half the money as long as we can double his sentence.
@donaldpump8882 Жыл бұрын
Idk... a billion dollars?
@cdbig9er Жыл бұрын
TDS
@janeskey5042 Жыл бұрын
@@cdbig9er no, actually most of us are truly sickened knowing that he’s had no real consequences for all his crimes
@NemesisTomato Жыл бұрын
That little slipup from Biden reminded me so much of my dad. Made me smile.
@johnl9135 Жыл бұрын
About F...king time!!!!
@hedymills1372 Жыл бұрын
I like President Biden! I don't go to bed and wake up in terror, like the former disgrace!
@corvos3719 Жыл бұрын
I don't know what to say about how low a bar that is. Maybe (maybe) it's good to have a low-key democrat president after such a ridiculous republican one. However, it's not what we truly need. We need someone who can actually stand up against all the crap being done in places like the Supreme Court. I'd prefer Biden over any republican, but he's not the change we needed.
@hedymills1372 Жыл бұрын
@@corvos3719 .. Biden wouldn't have been my first choice. We had a lot of really good democratic candidates running. I would have preferred several over Biden. I do think that Biden was the best choice to beat Trump. I also don't see any benefit in undermining Biden's presidency. He's got a steep, uphill climb ahead of him. I will show my support for a good man. That's very refreshing after the corrupt piece of garbage like Trump!
@SafetySpooon Жыл бұрын
Remember everyone, Watergate took two years - AND THIS IS MUCH WORSE!
@tfox6919 Жыл бұрын
How is it much worse? We know what happened. Democrats refused Trump's request for more troops, then they sent busloads of ppl to the Capitol to attack it. The attack had started within minutes after Trump's speech. Those ppl didn't have enough time to walk to the Capitol. That's why Nancy refuses to release all the security footage. It's why they diidn't investigate where the funding came from that funded the busloads of agitators like the Sergeant of Arms requested them to do. They didn't arrest ppl like Ray Epps who instructed then led ppl thru barriers straight to the capitol. Wake up. Both parties have always sent ppl to each other's rallies to cause trouble. Always. Of course the Democrats participated in Jan6 too. Now they are trying to pin it all on Trump as if he's some God who could stop a mob of ppl who was sent there to attack to the Capitol. LOL.
@christinemusselman5499 Жыл бұрын
Right!? 45 makes Nixon look like a Boy Scout.
@joshcombe440 Жыл бұрын
Sure, China joe is clean as the driven snow, nothin to see here, move along. 🤔
@tfox6919 Жыл бұрын
@@christinemusselman5499 Does he? It's hilarious how you Trump haters try to sum up four years into two hours. LOL. Sad. What's even sadder is how you actually think the Democrats didn't participate in Jan6 to smear Trump.
@phoenixblanco3892 Жыл бұрын
Lol, this entire situation is like a "what if" if Nixon got away with Watergate. The guy trying to rig the election won this time.
@lacey2450 Жыл бұрын
👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏👏 👏 👏👏 👏 👏 amazing
@divinecomedy0 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely ❤️ the way President Biden can laugh at his gaffes. So refreshing. The previous guy only took pleasure in other people’s misery.
@jensonee Жыл бұрын
yes, a big positive difference.
@realtijuana5998 Жыл бұрын
That's the used-car salesman in him.
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
He thinks there compliments
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
And now, we get to take pleasure in his.
@williamlee1811 Жыл бұрын
Not sure he knows what hes actually laughing at.
@Alpha0727 Жыл бұрын
We may want someone else, but, if it is between Biden and Trump, then I am voting for Biden.
@argentdawn Жыл бұрын
Last thing we need is another Garrosh or Sylvanas
@curtbrown9702 Жыл бұрын
Another fool.
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
Yes hes doing a fine job things could not be running better
@corydodge1691 Жыл бұрын
You're the kind of guy that likes to invite someone out to eat and not pay, aren't you. You're a moron if you vote for this administration. Orange man bad, someone call a doctor my v*gina has sand in it 🤣
@coryanderson2762 Жыл бұрын
@@danmcgriff1421 it’s not that it’s getting better it’s just not getting dramatically worse.
@ChainReactionsProductions Жыл бұрын
I was waiting for the “is potato” joke as soon as I heard Stephen say the word Russians lol
@atiredfloridian777 Жыл бұрын
You too? I'm hardwired to expect it.
@bernardodounce Жыл бұрын
It’s back!!!
@MarkCrimson Жыл бұрын
It's been too long.
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Ironically, the stooge they elected a few years ago for America was as dumb as a potato.
@TheUluxian Жыл бұрын
Is there any joke written that can't be made just a little bit better by adding.. "Is potato"??
@Paraplegicoctopus-jh3mn Жыл бұрын
We all know they won't charge anyone with anything, so spare us already.
@originallizzah Жыл бұрын
When a stack of books on Ireland doesn't resolve boredom, call the doctor back.
@waxwinged_hound Жыл бұрын
Why do I never see the "is potato" bit coming? It catches me off guard every time, and it's that very fact that makes it a lot funnier than it has any business being.
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
I expected it and I still laughed!
@LeftIsBest001 Жыл бұрын
Please Lord, let Trump and his cronies feel true Justice for once in their miserable lives. 🙏👍
@doriwilson6991 Жыл бұрын
I am with you on this. Justice please.
@Theunsilentmajority Жыл бұрын
The Declaration of Independence gives the right,not only the right, but the duty to abolish or alter any government that does not secure our unalienable rights, including life,liberty and the pursuit of happiness
@libbyworkman3459 Жыл бұрын
@Mike Hiera And we do that by lawfully transferring power every four years, or maybe every eight years.
@soniashapiro4827 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for talking back the enthusiasm for execution. Abolish the death penalty!
@JamestheXennial Жыл бұрын
As someone who oversees and conducts Lottery sales at my job, I absolutely dread the next two days at work.
@TheMinot60 Жыл бұрын
I'm mo buy some!!
@NeilCrouse99 Жыл бұрын
Good luck... lol
@MsRollingstone11 Жыл бұрын
stay strong
@mac__attack8609 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been there, too! Good luck
@lylejohnston4125 Жыл бұрын
Hey, can you tell me the next winning numbers? I won't tell where I got them.
@YouTubeCensorsEverything Жыл бұрын
Send Diaper Don to Guantanamo. After all it was him who wanted to keep it open. He should have to live there.
@triciabyrne7761 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Uncontrolled Descent. 👍👍👍
@kevindasempai8754 Жыл бұрын
that last bit though, was pure gold
@bxi1547 Жыл бұрын
I won’t believe any of this until it actually happens.
@breal7277 Жыл бұрын
Moi aussi.
@transcendentalidiot3321 Жыл бұрын
Hopefully Giuliani represents/defends Donnie in court. He'll get an additional 5 years from that alone. Sweet!
@sagedakotalmft7763 Жыл бұрын
This made me laugh out loud! Thank you!
@henrygvidonas9573 Жыл бұрын
Rudy's law license has been suspended, hasn't it? Maybe Trump goes full-on Ted Bundy and defends himself...
@richardengelhardt582 Жыл бұрын
It's called treason
@chrisx3582 Жыл бұрын
loved the Space Junk "Han Shoots First" line 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
@staceyjohnston212 Жыл бұрын
‘Before John Wayne Gacy nobody had executed a birthday clown’ 😂😂😂
@warren52nz Жыл бұрын
Someone put the odds of winning a lottery like this: *_It's like you buy a key that will open the door of one house in the whole country and then you go and pick a house to try it on._*
@EllRiver Жыл бұрын
Ya, but if you didn't try, you wouldn't win.
@peterg5383 Жыл бұрын
Ya, but if you didn't try, you wouldn't lose hundreds of dollars playing the lottery all the time.
@DaveWraptastic Жыл бұрын
It was explained by my math teacher as thinking of a number between 1 and 750, going to China and ask a random Chinese person: is this your number? The chances of it being the right person AND the right number, that's your odds on winning.
@doriwilson6991 Жыл бұрын
I hope I have that key 🙏🙏
@peterg5383 Жыл бұрын
it's about the same as the odds of being hit by lightning on ten separate occasions.
@d.virgallito3490 Жыл бұрын
YES Stephen, we need someone who can actually relate to the public!!!
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
At least know what day it is
@Matt_Villines Жыл бұрын
I feel like five years from now we’re gonna see “jackpot reaches 2.4 trillion” and no one’s gonna be phased
@caeligood6607 Жыл бұрын
all I can say for the DOJ is "Stay on target, stay on target"
@jeffs6090 Жыл бұрын
Well.....I have a bad feeling about this.
@michaeljohnson8058 Жыл бұрын
"Merrick! You've switched off your targeting computer"
@KaiserBlade Жыл бұрын
The DOJ target is parents at school board meetings concerned about their children. Domestic terrorists according to Garland. That's progress.
@Opus313 Жыл бұрын
Well, at least Joe handled his case of Covid better than the former guy...
@johnbrowne3950 Жыл бұрын
Biden and that fraud Fauci both said getting the jab would prevent you from getting Covid. Turns out they were wrong and both also caught Covid. lol.
@pgw78 Жыл бұрын
It's almost like the vaccines work...
@marciabraga1111 Жыл бұрын
And he didn’t go for a ride 😂
@colsonchambers6412 Жыл бұрын
More people died under Biden than Trump. If you people want to shill, update your script. Biden couldn't even handle sitting on a bicycle.
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
He just tested positive again! Yikes! Speedy recovery!
@Coin945 Жыл бұрын
Remember when they were chanting ‘lock her up’? How quaint those days were…
@milissarobertsolenik2085 Жыл бұрын
The best news, DOJ investigation of Mr. Pumpkin head!
@reginaromsey Жыл бұрын
I don’t care at all about a bit of Presidential fumble tongue! I love Joe Biden! I’m so glad he is there now!
@DecentGatsby Жыл бұрын
I swear to god, anything less than trump in handcuffs- *no justice no peace*
@johndow7689 Жыл бұрын
For precisely what exactly? And why would that make your life any better? Biden in cuffs wouldn't mean anything to me so don't bother to assume that.
@DecentGatsby Жыл бұрын
For the fucking attempted Coup D’etat. Maybe?! Have you been outside or read a newspaper? If Biden incited a coup, I would want him arrest as well. Solid point. Because justice would be nice. Proper Justice = good
@johndow7689 Жыл бұрын
@Neil Deep Oh brother; what a false Boogeyman. Christian fascists don't even exist as Christians don't even come close to welding power in this hypersecularized country. Keep dreaming that's the problem. If anything we're under the domain of Satanic/humanist fascism at the moment. Step out of line of humanist perspectives (humanism is essentially Satanic by nature with the "do as though wilt" rhetoric) and you're pretty well crushed/cancelled.
@michaelgreenwood3413 Жыл бұрын
@@johndow7689 Sedition. And Election Fraud. Which Trump is guilty of. The only thing Biden is guilty of is winning an election fairly. And backing Ukraine unlike trying to BLACKMAIL them like the Ex-Traitor-in-chief.
@steveng7174 Жыл бұрын
God said forget the orangeman and kill more babies.
@e.h.4933 Жыл бұрын
I'm not holding my breath. I would like to see him held accountable for his actions. As a retired veteran I am disgusted by his dereliction of duty, draft dodging, and duplicity. However, we have definitely seen that if you have money and pay your legal team enough - or run for office - laws don't apply to you.
@sallymullins1328 Жыл бұрын
My dad was a world war II veteran who was disgusted by Nixon. Justice prevailed. Keep the faith I know it's tough.
@ilovethe80s71 Жыл бұрын
TFG pays his legal team? Answer no, the RNC has been paying that bill!
@tfox6919 Жыл бұрын
What actions? What fcking actions? LOL. Are you ppl really this damn naive? Democrats participated in Jan6 too, guys. Both parties have always be known to send troublemakers to each other's rallies to cause, well, trouble. Of course the Democrats participated in Jan6 to smear Trump, AFTER FOUR YEARS OF SMEARING TRUMP!!! That's what they do if you haven't figured it out yet. We are like, 2 years past his Presidency and we're still talking about him. LOL. They refused his request for more Trump's. That actually happened bc the Sergeant of Arms is on video explaining why he denied the request. He's dead now by the way. Shocker. Nancy Pelosi refuses to release all the security footage. And they didn't arrest ppl like RAy Epps who is on camera instructing, then leading ppl thru the first barrier straight to the capitol. How gullible can you ppl be? Is your obsessive Trump hate that consuming???
@marcdenton2996 Жыл бұрын
It’s about time!
@Leonaza7 Жыл бұрын
When the hearings began, I asked lots of Trump supporters what their strategy was going be, to just call every witness a liar? Turns out that’s all the have but it’s not working. 🤷🏽♀️😂
@donaldpump8882 Жыл бұрын
Not just all the witnesses: All the judges, all the election officials, all the people who worked for Trump and God.
@hmq9052 Жыл бұрын
It doesn't work when the witnesses are Trumpists or members of Trump's family
@kingjamos2422 Жыл бұрын
The thing about the Trumpets, they have a dysfunctional relationship with reality. They deny reality and reality strongly denies them.
@mikestephens5200 Жыл бұрын
One can deny reality but no one can avoid the consequences of denying reality.
@dannmarceau9743 Жыл бұрын
That's the best shade thrown at Rudy in a while.
@johndow7689 Жыл бұрын
Rudy's irrelevant at this point. Who's the next target; James Trafficant?
@susanc6828 Жыл бұрын
hopefully investigate and prosecute
@citizensane4387 Жыл бұрын
Don’t prop Merrick Garland up too much. It only took a year and a half, a whole panel being stood up to do the leg work of the investigation for him, 2 months of televised proceedings, and a mountain of damning evidence under oath from conservatives to get him to the realization “hmmm, maybe a crime happened here and I might want to look into it.” Just do your job man!
@rightchordleadership Жыл бұрын
Agreed. Guy’s a stiff.
@libbyworkman3459 Жыл бұрын
@Citizen Sane. Merrick garland inherited a department that had been corrupted by the previous president. He has been busy ever since. The department of justice is supposed to be impartial.
@sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160 Жыл бұрын
I saw the potato joke coming from a solar system away, and I still laughed.
@susanfanning9480 Жыл бұрын
Roger that .
@xanatax1844 Жыл бұрын
literally, said, “is Potato.” outloud, in sync with the video. 😘 even his timing was *perfect*
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
That really caught on! I love it so much!
@santemedical6802 Жыл бұрын
RACIST
@petermachacek7830 Жыл бұрын
You really know nothing😂🤡👌
@GoGreen1977 Жыл бұрын
Ford SHOULD NOT HAVE PARDONED Nixon! It would be a lot easier to go after the former guy if Nixon had to face the music.
@ronnieking3848 Жыл бұрын
That's okay Ex45 is giving us at least 35 criminal charges to shoot for!
@ihcterra4625 Жыл бұрын
@@ronnieking3848 he could be facing hundreds of years.
@carolwarchol976 Жыл бұрын
I have no faith in the justice department. They have had plenty of time and plenty of evidence for a while. This should have already been completed.
@unfriendlyatheist616 Жыл бұрын
Lock Him Up
@semajsodranev1131 Жыл бұрын
Finally?! I thought this day would never come. Criminals can’t get away with their crimes free of consequences.
@pgw78 Жыл бұрын
George W. Bush did. And now Eric Holder, who let him get away with war crimes, is saying that it's necessary to prosecute Trump for the good of the country because otherwise it sets a bad precedent.
@cameron9292 Жыл бұрын
What was the crime he committed?
@Brennan_Dale3169 Жыл бұрын
Trump 2024
@colecole3352 Жыл бұрын
@@cameron9292 Excalty. They didn't say they were charging him with anything. They said if they found something they would. Which means they haven't.
@Cryaboutmyhandle Жыл бұрын
Month old ccp account.
@seraphonica Жыл бұрын
Stephen, you have millions of nicknames for the most recent ex-president. Thank you for reminding us that the most important may be "Individual #1"
@chipmunktubetop Жыл бұрын
That box of fuckin' hair will ask who "individual #1" is.
@deliriousmysterium8137 Жыл бұрын
I like "shmittywerbenyaegermanjenson" He was number 1.
@johndow7689 Жыл бұрын
How about "guythesemoronscantshutupaboutbecauseultimatelytheycantdefeathismessage" guy?
@marshwetland3808 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, he crowd-sourced them. Great idea!
@rickprusak9326 Жыл бұрын
Here's a nickname that Steven never used: Orange Face Clown. That's the nickname I came up with in describing, well - Orange Face Clown.
@enoknab Жыл бұрын
Ready yet unwilling is the same as unready.
@KB-ke3fi Жыл бұрын
The Colbert 9 should be in jail for trespassing in the Capitol.
@samanthahamilton9117 Жыл бұрын
Let’s be fair to Biden. It’s an uphill gig when The Last Guy set the whole joint on fire on his way out the door.
@efzee8444 Жыл бұрын
wake up fool and take a good look around you. god you libs love self punishment!
@markg4257 Жыл бұрын
Do you live here? Has USA gotten worse or better under Biden?
@forgeustiss6667 Жыл бұрын
@@markg4257 Even if it's worse, is there evidence of causation or merely correlation?
@davidlundquist1979 Жыл бұрын
@@markg4257 The USA has gotten much better under Biden. Many things are still bad, of course, but that just shows what a truly epic disaster Trump was.
@ecbh8487 Жыл бұрын
@@forgeustiss6667 If one educates himself to LOOK AROUND AT THE WORLD, one would find that comparatively, the US is ok. Countries report inflation at 18%-highest in history; Canada, UK-gas, 10-12.00 per gallon. And yesterday, the news reported GLOBAL INFLATION. All of our peers suffer empty grocery shelves, lack of necessary goods. But I guess it is easier to Blame Joe than be informed, and be honest. That's a tough one!!!!
@tigerbunny6778 Жыл бұрын
I can't ever remember Trump saying thank you to anyone.
@maddogproductions4343 Жыл бұрын
Do u remember Biden asking china where covid came from, no u were to busy wondering what pronoun to call yourself.
@tigerbunny6778 Жыл бұрын
@@maddogproductions4343 At least Biden wasn't calling Covid a hoax and killing over a million people.
@kenbrown2808 Жыл бұрын
just a reminder that people can be satisfied with the job Biden is doing and still think the country would be best served if he handed off the reins to a younger successor.
@karenwhinesmore9347 Жыл бұрын
Hey Stephen Colbert......Are you considering running for Congress or Senate??? I just got a text message from Democrats and part of the questionnaire that came from them was asking If i watch your show, Do I approve of you, & would I vote for you if you ran for office???? FYI My answer To All 3 if those questions was HELL YES!!!!!!! ID VOTE FOR YOU IN A HEARTBEAT 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
@SafetySpooon Жыл бұрын
And if 2016 taught us nothing else: SO NOT TRUST POLLS!
@Shwalamazula Жыл бұрын
Nah, that one was spot on. Biden was only put there to stop the fire from growing. Our grandparents should not be running the country and making multi-generational decisions.
@kenbrown2808 Жыл бұрын
if 2016 taught us nothing else, vote like your future depends on it, because it does.
@sirmoonslosthismind Жыл бұрын
the polls were good in 2016, but the race was within the margin of error. TRUST THAT IDIOTS WILL MISINTERPRET POLLS. there's no substitute for learning how to interpret primary sources for yourself. DO NOT TRUST OTHER PEOPLE TO THINK FOR YOU.
@joaquin4028 Жыл бұрын
What 2016 taught me was that money can't buy elections and Hilary Clinton lost by her own incompetence refusing to campaign in states that she thought were irrelevant
@lynnjacobs2091 Жыл бұрын
The 2016 Polls "...taught us...", or at least Most of us, that Hillary was going to WIN the Popular Vote! And guess what - Hillary Did WIN the Popular Vote, by some 3 million votes!! The 2020 Polls "...taught us..." that Biden was going to WIN the Popular Vote!! And guess what - Biden Did WIN the Popular Vote, by some 7+ million votes!!! Sorry, but I can Not cure Your Delusions, or Your Ignorance!!! TRE45ON!!!
@davidpaul6656 Жыл бұрын
The whole country wants a different candidate!! Not just for President, but for the Senate and the house!! If this country is going to survive, it needs to change! We need younger people with new and better ideas!
@pattykelly6621 Жыл бұрын
I don't. I believe Biden was the only one who could have won over trump. I think his response to the war in Ukraine has been amazing. And that wouldn't have happened without his decades of foreign policy experience. I think he has worked as hard as anyone could to make change in this country. He didn't take office following a 'normal' presidency. He followed trump, and a pandemic and stepped into a government where the other major political party is sliding toward authoritarianism. I think he's done a phenomenal job. I understand the desire to see younger people in the White House. But with that comes inexperience too. Name one other Democrat that has the global name recognition and the existing relationships with world leaders, who knows all the players, remembers the steps it took to get here. I am seriously perplexed by his poll numbers.
@abocas Жыл бұрын
Ok, you can have txxxx back ... if that makes you feel better!
@pattykelly6621 Жыл бұрын
@@abocas Who are you talking to? Because neither myself nor the original commenter said anything about wanting trump back. And if Democrats vote Republican because they don't like Biden, then they aren't really Democrats. And I remember the same threats made if Bernie Sanders wasn't the Democrat nominee in 2020. Get serious
@randallbolt9193 Жыл бұрын
@@abocas Swing and a miss.
@truthwarrior2727 Жыл бұрын
younger people do not know history or we wouldnt be in this in the first place!
@1971jwing Жыл бұрын
Bracelets for 45. Plus, Stephen is one funny S.O.B. That means i like him. Great health to all.
@christorello6360 Жыл бұрын
Love the suit and tie.
@geezzzwdf Жыл бұрын
Besides being highly qualified and experienced , More so than most former White House residents
@AskMia411 Жыл бұрын
Friendly reminder to not feed the trolls. The best way to irritate a troll is to ignore them, deprive them of what they want: your time and your anger. I know it’s hard to resist trying to talk sense into them, but being right isn’t the point for them, upsetting you is. Take care, watch some cute/funny pet videos, and get some sleep. Times are tough, so be kind to yourself.
@harambeegardens8705 Жыл бұрын
Cool comment. 💯
@Cryaboutmyhandle Жыл бұрын
lets prove whos a ccp shill eh? Say , My dear leader xi looks like winny the pooh. When you don't little ccp bot we know why.
@Loren641 Жыл бұрын
Thank you sweetie.
@justaguy1638 Жыл бұрын
many "trolls" are you fellow Americans who also vote... get over yourselves. the fact that u people WANT an echo chamber should scare all the sane people left. "watch some cute/funny pet videos" ah yes tell them to cope from reality by watching mindless animals videos to keep them submissive. getting real tired of you "people"
@mlghelp2day Жыл бұрын
I agree with you....Best to ignore all those trolling magats. Thousands of people all over the world want dumpty trumpy to be in handcuffs. Once that happens we will celebrate big time. Ignore them all!
@gap949 Жыл бұрын
Seeing is Believing !
@milas2000 Жыл бұрын
Yes it's about time!!
@louisanow Жыл бұрын
I hope the DOJ can shake out tRump's taxes, too. We still need to see those. Edit - DeSantis is probably just as dirty, so get his taxes too.
@justinkase8369 Жыл бұрын
Why do YOU need to see anything. Who are you. Trump was an awesome president. I slept better at night with him in charge vs biden. What did Trump do to you personally and not bandwagon shit but how did his presidency affect you in a negative way. What was so bad about him
@indyguy3400 Жыл бұрын
@@justinkase8369 notice that you haven't gotten an answer about what was so bad about Trump, these idiots never can answer it, they just go by what the news says.
@ilovethe80s71 Жыл бұрын
@@justinkase8369 Seriously???
@justinkase8369 Жыл бұрын
@@ilovethe80s71 Of course
@cholt27 Жыл бұрын
You got that right Louisa!
@phoenixrising2268 Жыл бұрын
Everyone just keep visualizing the headlines...."Donald Trump Indicted"
@Cryaboutmyhandle Жыл бұрын
Things a ccp poster says.
@peterg5383 Жыл бұрын
I'd very much prefer "TRUMP CONVICTED"
@squirrelsarepeopletoo6678 Жыл бұрын
@@peterg5383 How about Trump dead? Has a nice ring to it.
@1burnman Жыл бұрын
Yes it is about time
@HOPEat Жыл бұрын
I will believe it when I see it happen. Not a second beforehand.
@juliepyle4029 Жыл бұрын
We luv Biden. He's just getting too old. The job's not getting any easier and he deserves better for his golden years
@amyreynolds3619 Жыл бұрын
Amen to that. He's doing great despite being given the cat box left by the twice impeached disgraced FORMER president. While others retire,those like Joe Biden continue to serve our country. James Clyburn and Nancy Pelosi are included in this.
@klyerobinson3069 Жыл бұрын
You love pedophiles and sexual predators? You need help.
@jaynorris3722 Жыл бұрын
Justice department was waiting for Jan 6th committee to do all the work for them.
@marciabraga1111 Жыл бұрын
No actually they want all the proof out there for all the lunatics to realize they were fooled and won’t start a civil war, then they’ll get the pos.
@colsonchambers6412 Жыл бұрын
Interesting, I watched the hearings and didn't see any evidence of Trump committing any crimes, care to elaborate?
@MsWarriordiva Жыл бұрын
Disagree. Dept of Justice is much more "secretive" in their investigations. Bet they're sharing a lot of evidence.
@ecbh8487 Жыл бұрын
@Jay Norris. Catch up on the real news. NO THEY DIDN'T. Maybe check info about the Grand Jury seated in April.
@Cryaboutmyhandle Жыл бұрын
Of hearsay? Do you know what a soap opera is?
@fabvals Жыл бұрын
Spot on!
@user-kb9cu4rl9z Жыл бұрын
G-A-R-L-A-N-D Merrick Garland He's our man If he can't stop tRumpy No one can Gooooooooo Garland!!
@RainFall-2022 Жыл бұрын
In these wee hours of the early morning I cannot help but wonder if Mr. Colbert has succeeded in making anyone else sitting alone in front of their computer...actually laugh out loud. Thank you, Mr. Colbert. Know that you are loved.
@BicycleFunk Жыл бұрын
He did
@azcatlover Жыл бұрын
Yep
@bernhardkrickl3567 Жыл бұрын
I nearly spit out my tea at "Where am I?"
@walley2637 Жыл бұрын
all of the time. i watch his clips regularly and Stephen is as good at presenting as his writers are, and they are Top-shelf. together they have perfected the night show monologue.
@ladyhock1954 Жыл бұрын
Yes. 😊
@jregulatori4672 Жыл бұрын
The thing I love about left leaning comedians is that they're totally fine making fun of the president even if he's a democrat. Just like SNL all during the Clinton years. Where as if you hang out on conservative forums, they clutch their pearls if you say anything even remotely negative or poking fun of their favorite idol (like Trump or Tucker). It's okay to laugh at yourself and not treat politicians like they're a god.
@shotjohnny Жыл бұрын
👏
@jordinagel1184 Жыл бұрын
One of the reasons why conservative comedians aren’t popular nowadays, at least in the US (or at least not anywhere near the level of the more liberal ones). A comedian’s job is to be able to make fun of anyone using a punchline if the situation calls for it, but the really conservative ones only do that sometimes; the rest of the time, they either mock without bothering to add the punchline, or keep praising beyond all reason
@sharontalley2155 Жыл бұрын
Conservatives are stuffy theyre no fun. We can laugh at ourselves and nobody gets mad.
@Mo11y_Mi11ions Жыл бұрын
You clearly meant centrists. There was a typo, it read as "left leaning" about a centrist on the right side of a political compass.
@thisisgettingold Жыл бұрын
So then we can talk about how much of a pathetic failure Biden is? Or are we still talking about Trump?
@mikefutrell531 Жыл бұрын
U got that right!!!
@joaquin4028 Жыл бұрын
Same people who said Trump would never be president. Same people who said the walls were closing in during his presidency. Same Trump Deranged people still listening to these clowns
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