Trump’s Last Ditch Effort to Avoid Indictment, Grand Jury Leaves Us Hanging & Musk’s A.I. Warning

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Researchers have discovered a new 13-sided shape called “the hat,” Apple unveiled a new function called “Pay Later” where you get a “loan” and pay it back later, the Grand Jury in Manhattan is still out on Donald Trump and will be on a hiatus for the next two weeks, Trump spent the morning railing against the D.A. in Manhattan and kissing up to the grand jury members, he has been begging and bragging on Fox News and sat down for a two-part interview with Hannity about Putin, Jimmy has an idea for how presidential candidates can test their cognitive function, Donny says he feels like Elvis now that he has a song by the January 6th choir, Lauren Boebert of Colorado grilled a D.C. Council member today over the one of the most important issues facing this fractured nation, Mike Pence was busy chatting it up with voters in Iowa, and we got in touch with an expert in the field of A.I.
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@timmyeades7908 Жыл бұрын

Hey Lauren, the insurrectionists smeared feces in the capitol.

@karmaalstad5588 Жыл бұрын

Probably peed on the walls too. 🙄

@guillermoperez-ge7mc Жыл бұрын

Yeah, but that was patriot First Amendment feces. Not disgusting urine some liberal councilman decided was okay to spray on a public street.

@sicfxmusic Жыл бұрын

The insurrectionists are her children so that's OK!

@kiniburk Жыл бұрын

Grand Jury letting 45 slowly twist in the wind. 😅

@MRick-cd1kr Жыл бұрын

Sure Wall are Closing in Tour 2023

@cotus2408 Жыл бұрын

Let the worm squirm ! 😀 😂

@KaiserBlade Жыл бұрын

Yes that's exactly the job of a grand jury in a Marxist government.

@caribbean_racer_rr3 Жыл бұрын

@Tom Barski Pfk auf, m8.

@allison4970 Жыл бұрын

@@tombarski5075 Way to postulate, Nostrodumbass.

@ziply123 Жыл бұрын

I'm laughing so hard I'm about to rupture at the Elvis mashup!!! This is even better than William Shatner!!! 😂😂😂😂

@thumpymorrill8001 Жыл бұрын

O.M.G. The Elvis voice over. " Great".. Still laughing. Keep it up Jimmy

@morphd1329 Жыл бұрын

6:30 - Whoever put together the "trump Elvis" song - that was one heck of a piece of work! Kudos!

@willie1886 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@NexuJin Жыл бұрын

That was torture to hear and see him in slow motion.

@freya8133 Жыл бұрын

That "song" did one heck of a number on my eardrums 🙉

@LNielsenDK Жыл бұрын

😢 No i Think Trump just love it and Repeat it . Sadly Do not use Elvis s song

@emerynoel567 Жыл бұрын

Now let's get the editor some much needed therapy.

@mamasmurf7830 Жыл бұрын

I can barely handle listening to Bobert or MTG speak at all. I usually skip past it, because it’s torture. Thank you for listening to them for us. 🙌

@darrylmars Жыл бұрын

My mute button has been getting a work out

@douglashagedorn7717 Жыл бұрын

Same here

@kellyfehr5240 Жыл бұрын

I only ever see clips of these yahoos. Imagine the poor staff that have to watch it ALL!

@manny011 Жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s pretty painful

@Gay-is-_-trash Жыл бұрын

THEY are some of the best politicians we've ever had. If you ignore when the liberals "fact check" them with false facts (lies) everything they say is very good

@EssenceofCoils Жыл бұрын

Whoever put that compilation together needs a RAISE! Wow!! ❤❤

@reidsusan4 Жыл бұрын

Omg I just spit out my coffee Jimmy!!!😂 you are so awesome!!! Let them keep spewing words. They keep showing their true colours.

@mychellevanschaick4321 Жыл бұрын

I wonder if Boebert staffers aren't just trolling her sometimes...

@bobloblaw1149 Жыл бұрын

Hopefully

@ag4allgood Жыл бұрын

Nope, they don't have to !

@JohnDoe-vy5hh Жыл бұрын

I bet they hate her too

@intomnia3313 Жыл бұрын

Amazingly, she was elected by like-minded people. Perjury trailer queen too.

@oldrrocr Жыл бұрын

every time Boobert goes on a rant, I can only see her in the high school movie "Mean Girls"🤣🤣🤣

@cb5289 Жыл бұрын

ooh man!! Jimmy will not rest until trump is Behind Bars!! Keep good work JKL!

@StillSaber Жыл бұрын

The way you just said that, it just sounds so weird on how you said it..

@Ho-opono Жыл бұрын

The guy stuffing breakfast down his face was so hilarious 😂 A real representation of the modern American republican man lmao

@floridagirl4407 Жыл бұрын

I feel like this is simple. Don't allow anyone to run for office, who has a history of overtly speaking of themselves, in the third person. People do this to make themselves seem more important and powerful. I feel it shows a lack of natural empathy, and even possibly narcissism, and/or psychopathy.

@sterling8298 Жыл бұрын

How in the hell did any of these people make it in to office?

@seanstoyroom7274 Жыл бұрын

Corruption and NRA Money.

@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 Жыл бұрын

the lost

@danteattenborrough4686 Жыл бұрын

There are a lot of hateful ignorant Murikans. Idiocracy is a documentary.

@guysabol8743 Жыл бұрын

nepotism~!~!

@sea_triscuit7980 Жыл бұрын

Nobody voted in their local elections

@reginadunn8305 Жыл бұрын

Boebert … The Notorious GED.

@Monika-mh2je Жыл бұрын

She talks like a very strict mom. 😂 she's becoming a grandmother soon, so I guess she failed that too ,educating he teens about unprotected sex. 😂

@bukketkid2567 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣"Can't beat hashbrowns" 😂 that one really got me

@rudyglez513 Жыл бұрын

It’s hilarious to watch Bimbert play “smart” 🤓

@drogusmaxwell6640 Жыл бұрын

Any person running for any public office should take the citizenship test.

@tombarski5075 Жыл бұрын

It does apply to you at first. Do you know what the freedom of the speech is about? It let you freely express your opinion, regardless how wise or stupid it is.

@SlyMcToeTaggin Жыл бұрын

No it lets us speak out and up against the governments of our nation without fear of repercussions. However not all you say is protected.

@brainanchorstudios879 Жыл бұрын

@@tombarski5075 now they’re trying to get rid of free speech

@hu3v0s Жыл бұрын

Then the squad should be the first ones in taken it, 4 haters in the Congress are causing total caos and none of you comment about.😮I can't believe how people listen to this garbage of snl

@DarthObscurity Жыл бұрын

@@SlyMcToeTaggin EVERYTHING you say is protected. The results of what you say, are not. "Fire" in a crowded theater IS protected speech, but if you cause someone to get trampled, that is not and what you said will make it your responsibility.

@tonileenemanick727 Жыл бұрын

The NY grand jury will meet on Mon and Wed and go on break AFTER April 5th.

@colinfuller6361 Жыл бұрын

‘Did they fear me, I suspect they did!’. Gold!

@laras678 Жыл бұрын

Could the Manhattan grand jury be holding off to allow the Georgia indictment to happen first?

@dorothypaul4642 Жыл бұрын

I was wondering the same thing.

@amyreynolds3619 Жыл бұрын

That's true. I love seeing him squirm, though 😂😅😊.

@stormyweather8798 Жыл бұрын

No. They are in Trumps pocket .

@ritemolawbks8012 Жыл бұрын

That breakfast egg, bacon, and toast coma was the best part of the speech @ 10:28.

@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Жыл бұрын

I was so engrossed in watching that guy eat (because it was funny) that I didn't hear one word that came out of Pence's mouth. LoL!!!

@pamelaibarra790 Жыл бұрын

That guy eating breakfast knew what was important in that room.

@williamknell864 Жыл бұрын

If there was a one question quiz on the Constitution, Czarina Donni would never have come down his escalator.

@debbiegoodine5037 Жыл бұрын

Only fools rush in? He sure rushed to announce candidacy, he thought it would protect him from prosecutors.😂😂😂

@terilw Жыл бұрын

So now, it’s a two week hiatus? I’m so sick of them constantly dangling a carrot in front of us. 😠

@Mikkall Жыл бұрын

Two weeks is a lot of time to make up more BS.

@gorak9000 Жыл бұрын

It's almost as bad as American Idol

@WithFearGaming Жыл бұрын

Just dangling a giant orange 🍊

@squeaky7798 Жыл бұрын

The arrest was a Trump lie. The grift continues.

@thisguy9819 Жыл бұрын

I get that it's annoying, but it's improper to put undue burden on a jury, particularly a grand jury. I know our judicial system is exceptionally slow, however this ain't going away no matter how much he whines about it. *To all the Trump supporters, remember anything Trump gets away with Biden can too.*

@corbin8709 Жыл бұрын

I wonder if members of the Grand Jury aren’t afraid for their safety.

@annefitz7346 Жыл бұрын

I hope they’re getting protection they need

@colleenbrady9675 Жыл бұрын

"It started with a pecker and ended with one, " said Jimmy Fallon. Love this @!

@aphroditetarot Жыл бұрын

I save your monologs Jimmy to watch during the day when I need to laugh & smile. Thank You!

@ChrisJohnson-hk6es Жыл бұрын

The guy eating! 😂😂😂😂 It must have been an expensive breakfast!! He ate it like the world was gonna end!

@rebeccawilliams7452 Жыл бұрын

God bless America, land that I love, stand beside her and guide her in the night with light from above.

@alexanderromalo7153 Жыл бұрын

"Did they fear me...I don't wanna say they feared me, makes me look like a schmuck...". Translation " Where's my prize for holding back a lie so grotesque that even *I* couldn't speak it"!

@ms.q7445 Жыл бұрын

You missed the most exciting math story-Two highschool girls Calcea Johnson and Ne’Keya Jackson solved a 2000 year old problem and presented their solution to the larger academic math community. They did some genius stuff!

@sophierobinson2738 Жыл бұрын

Wow! That’s amazing!

@bonitahobbs2374 Жыл бұрын

THEIR NAMES SOUNDS LIKE 2 MORE GENIUS "SISTA' ". WE R EVERYWHERE N ALWAYS' HAVE BEEN❗❗❗THANKS INTERNET.👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾⭐⭐❤❤❤❤

@SwiftJustice Жыл бұрын

Hidden Figures

@Ivehadenuff Жыл бұрын

Thanks for letting us know about these exciting rising stars. These girls are going places!!!

@RobJonesnuClusiv Жыл бұрын

Fascinating "hat" shape. I love it. But it's obviously not a hat. It's a V-Neck T-Shirt with one side tucked in. As a chubby guy, I recognized it immediately.

@polyglot12 Жыл бұрын

"...ends with a Pecker", "crashes into that wall", "Yellvis" - 🤣Jimmy was really hitting it tonight!

@pronounsushistore Жыл бұрын

Are you 10 yrs old? Thats humor to you...

@melwelker6077 Жыл бұрын

@@pronounsushistore what's even funnier is that most of that wall that old trump did manage to get built fell down from a bit of wind. & MEXICO DID NOT PAY🤣🤣🤘😎🇦🇺

@melwelker6077 Жыл бұрын

@@pronounsushistore so far 91 ppl agreed with Urban Horrors & ZERO with you. You're funny!😂🤘🇦🇺

@StillSaber Жыл бұрын

Kimmel may have called Trump Yellvis, but when Trump is with a woman, they should call him Pellvis because he can't keep his pelvis out of other women's pelvis.

@pronounsushistore Жыл бұрын

@@melwelker6077 did i say im a trump supporter? Im not. Just because this show bashes trump doesnt make it funny.

@ParahSalin Жыл бұрын

Give that Elvis segment creator a raise please 😂

@sophierobinson2738 Жыл бұрын

Think of the time they had to suffer through to get those clips!

@mellio9077 Жыл бұрын

4:10 “they fear me like a schmuck.” 😂😂😂😂😂 oh yes we feared you like a schmuck, for four years!

@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

Trump would stand up to Putin like he did in Helsinki, which is quite unlikely. So many things he would do if he was still president, none of which he did while he was president.

@jeromesullivan4015 Жыл бұрын

But his 3 inch BUTTON!

@oscopin74 Жыл бұрын

He's such an embarrassment. I feel embarrassed for the country I love 🇺🇲😥

@marty4278 Жыл бұрын

Who’s the embarrassment? Trump?

@Ken.- Жыл бұрын

@@marty4278 My guess is the guy that wrote the AI sketch.

@dirtyburger7528 Жыл бұрын

@@marty4278 Some would say Trump others would say Jimmy Kimmel

@charleswalters5284 Жыл бұрын

@@dirtyburger7528 'others' are a bit slow

@dasponcho8719 Жыл бұрын

@@charleswalters5284 A bit, c'mon these trumpers are slower than a disabled turtle.

@justjokes-shorts9239 Жыл бұрын

I must say, the comedy in recent months has been incredible!I'm not sure if you've hired any better authors, but the graphic designers have certainly raised the standard! I used to live on Sycamore, right next to your event, and I've enjoyed both being in the crowd on a few occasions as well as seeing live concerts by artists like Iggy Pop and Flogging Molly from the top parking lot. Due to my current location in Hawaii, all I can do is watch you rip Donald a new one on KZfaq. -continue your wonderful work,Scott Rogan.

@alanlafferty7374 Жыл бұрын

No, no it hasn’t. This is cringe woke standup. My local town has better comics.

@jessicaaster8471 Жыл бұрын

I'm glad this was made. It shouldn't remain hidden. I know a lot was brought to the forefront over the last couple of years, but sometimes the only way to get people to understand/connect is films/TV shows.

@nuanced8225 Жыл бұрын

Jimmy, Stephen, and Seth make a bad day better.

@thisguy9819 Жыл бұрын

Oliver Colbert [Daily Show placeholder] Kimmel Myers Fallon

@stevefromsaskatoon830 Жыл бұрын

@@kevgraham2986 Fox news has an excellent late night comedy host, Jessie waters .. you can go watch him 😃

@JudyFayLondon Жыл бұрын

Couldn't agree more.

@anyaretv4080 Жыл бұрын

What about the other Jimmy from NewYork??? 😅

@price724 Жыл бұрын

I watch them first thing in the morning to get me a good laugh

@PDNH Жыл бұрын

The pledge of allegiance by Trump at the Waco rally was prerecorded. Can you imagine him trying to recite the pledge live? Some one must have insisted on the recording so that he couldn't ad lib when he screwed it up.

@tombarski5075 Жыл бұрын

You wish. I wane see how the bidet would recite the same. Well, Trump will be the next president, no mater how you hate him.

@mayjones578 Жыл бұрын

I thought ths same thing too. I wonder how many takes it took to get a clean version without any of his ad libs. I remember the outtakes from his revised Jan 6 statement where there were specific words that he refused to say and with Ivanka in the background urging him on.

@Thebobbyman Жыл бұрын

@@tombarski5075 go away troll

@ILmylife108 Жыл бұрын

@@tombarski5075 Are you trying to see how many words you can misspell in just one comment?

@tombarski5075 Жыл бұрын

@@Thebobbyman F.Y. Obviously.

@sea_triscuit7980 Жыл бұрын

Boebert is absolutely ridiculous... He's literally explaining how it works and she's just cutting him off acting like it's a Gotcha moment... Wtf

@blairtoland6178 Жыл бұрын

"Where's Trump??" "Sorry Boss, he got away again" 😂😂

@robmclaughjr Жыл бұрын

I love the Presidential game contest idea.

@kenrickeason Жыл бұрын

That's a great idea.. I would love to see this happen..

@oldrrocr Жыл бұрын

I'd say a game of golf too, but we already know who cheats...

@candicenicole1219 Жыл бұрын

This “To catch a President” series has gotten crazy with this midseason cliffhanger🤣🤣 I truly believe they want 45 to get REALLY comfortable and talk more and want to hit him with the surprise 😂😂😂 UPDATE I was right lol lol can’t wait for Jimmy to pop up tonight!!!

@brando7266 Жыл бұрын

They better,

@thisguy9819 Жыл бұрын

Indicted certainly, convicted probably, jail time......😑 nope.

@brando7266 Жыл бұрын

@@thisguy9819 trump will be finished if indicted, especially in Georgia or from jack Smith,

@the503creepout7 Жыл бұрын

i can't wait for the campaign to start so we get to see some more Jake Byrd segments. That guy is hilarious. Where's he been lately?

@nursejoed Жыл бұрын

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ Oh, goodie. It's a Christo-bot.

@Anne--Marie Жыл бұрын

An amazing amount of work went into that montage. Well done!

@lpquagmire3621 Жыл бұрын

How many last ditch efforts can one man possibly have...?

@tombarski5075 Жыл бұрын

It depends on whom he serves. God is merciful and forgiving, so, ... many. If one serves the bad one, then, ... who knows?

@dubsessed9790 Жыл бұрын

@tombarski5075 oh, now all your comments here make sense, you're a religious fruitcake. I'm sure your imaginary sky fairy supports Trump like you all think.

@sleepinglionarchives Жыл бұрын

Boebert is hilarious when she thinks she has outsmarted someone

@teresastillabower8361 Жыл бұрын

I was thinking she had the deer in the headlights look when she finally realized what he was saying.

@vancouverviking4652 Жыл бұрын

AOC had rocks in her head

@ricardosanchez4112 Жыл бұрын

Maybe she should ask that question to the Orange man about being urinated on. 🤔

@iHatePolitics Жыл бұрын

@@teresastillabower8361 🤣 The only think Boebert and MTG could out smart is Don Trump Jr.

@StephenKershaw1 Жыл бұрын

yeah, for a dipsht that doesn't even have a high school diploma, forget about any college.... sorry, but to be in US Congress, you should at least be a college graduate and have some background on law or constitutional law... .these hillbilly trailer trash types don't belong working as a grocery store cashier, let alone in our congress pocketing tax payer money

@Marie70272 Жыл бұрын

The guy in the corner couldn’t shove it in fast enough..I don’t think he heard a word mother uttered.😂

@veronicastewart1112 Жыл бұрын

"Did they fear me? I suspect they did." That's the funniest thing that 45 has ever said. However, I do agree with him on one point: he IS a schmuck.

@seanstoyroom7274 Жыл бұрын

Or the scariest.

@stevenblamy1388 Жыл бұрын

I wish someone would save us all from this crazy man. Why is he always given time on TV

@vickyabramowitz2885 Жыл бұрын

Crazy sells.

@samuellopez1957 Жыл бұрын

Probably Cause He MAKES US LAUGH. WITH HIS STUPID THINGS HE ALWAYS SAID. AND THIS WAY THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS. HE SHOULD NEVER HAVE TO BE A PRESIDENT ANYMORE

@joeg2534 Жыл бұрын

It’s comedy

@jeffreyalexander7504 Жыл бұрын

Because this nitwit Jimmy Kimmel can't come up with better material?

@RogerPeet Жыл бұрын

money

@helenknapp2084 Жыл бұрын

It might be better to challenge the candidates to check their knowledge of our Constitution 🤔

@Rover19666 Жыл бұрын

Not single demotraitor would pass

@Sharibaby80 Жыл бұрын

@@Rover19666 Right, because all those Jan6 perps were Rhodes scholars. I won't wait while you look up what a Rhodes scholar is.

@d.j.7069 Жыл бұрын

@@Sharibaby80 Bill Clinton was/is a "Rhodes Scholar"; he got Monica Lewinsky to service his tally-whacker under his desk. Brains, big and small, put to good use!

@lydiagalvan-ru4jm Жыл бұрын

They first need to no wat the constitution is n wat it stands for🙏🏼🙏🏼👍👍😡

@boohooidc Жыл бұрын

@@Sharibaby80 Imagine still hanging onto the J6 narrative even after it's been debunked for the world to see huh lol

@richardlewin9282 Жыл бұрын

Boobbert thinks she's way smarter than she is 😅 and it's hilarious 🤣

@danielewillie9279 Жыл бұрын

Ppl say the jokes write themselves but I watch all the late night monologues and your writers use the common material fantastically 🤣

@jeromesullivan4015 Жыл бұрын

The Song that HE is referring to is actually number 2, if you know what I mean…

@litteach8687 Жыл бұрын

How about making them read the Constitution? Even an open-book test?

@nikkicole3331 Жыл бұрын

I worked in the public school system and community college as a tutor and AMERICANS CAN'T PASS THE CITIZENSHIP TEST because schools no longer teach civics, politics, history or the basic documents this country is founded on.

@peacelove2.0.69 Жыл бұрын

Number 45 is so pitiful. Everything Trump's touching is getting dirty. That's why Melania asked him not to touch her anymore 🤣

@p.j.m.d.1948 Жыл бұрын

She's just as dirty as him. She knew what she married. One of Mels' BFFs' wrote a book about her. She's just as vile as the rest of the family. She deserves no pity

@tomcostello8220 Жыл бұрын

The creature hasn't slept in the same bed with immigrant Melania ever. Not even once. MAGA666

@astilealavatica1404 Жыл бұрын

@P.J.M.D. She is a poster child for gold digger.

@joycemcswain5279 Жыл бұрын

What?With a 2 inch weinie she don't care😂😂

@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 Жыл бұрын

only vlad

@mrsr003 Жыл бұрын

Some were saying the grand jury is out for a month. But I listened to a video on Meidas touch network ( great channel on KZfaq), the woman on there said that there is a remote chance still that the grand jury could vote tomorrow or Friday. If they don’t though, it will be the end of April, beginning of May.

@lorrie2878 Жыл бұрын

I watch them too. Subversive pro democracy liberals! ❤

@dethspud Жыл бұрын

KFA rocks. Watch her new one. Looks like Alan W might flip for real. He ditched his TrumpCo attorneys...

@p.j.m.d.1948 Жыл бұрын

Meidas Touch is great if you want facts and i love how Ben explains the legal jargon. He's a great attorney and does some great podcasts...

@kittiecorner Жыл бұрын

Meidas Touch is the BEST. Ben calls Trump and the RepubliCONS exactly what they are: TRAITORS.

@tommymcweedface229 Жыл бұрын

I heard they're ducking out for a few weeks on 4/5. Hope it's to find a sturdy rope.

@Icebergwallst Жыл бұрын

Yea we all saw the fear at Helsinki but we all know who showed that fear it certainly wasn’t Putin.

@w.rowechmura8414 Жыл бұрын

The guy falling asleep on a full belly got me. 😂😅😊

@jayashreechakravarthy4949 7 ай бұрын

I ceded all my power to them. I’ve resigned now. Ask them the questions. Leave me alone.

@claudiadriscoll61 Жыл бұрын

Hey Donald what about a social studies history and the Constitution test. I’m sure he would fail it with a 0

@rromero1091 Жыл бұрын

well the left you support wants go ban guns. and im sure that's in the constitution. so who gets a zero now

@braaap5681 Жыл бұрын

Yeah dude im sure

@thisguy9819 Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately a great many of us who went through the public school system would probably get a low grade on that test.

@sheilaboston7051 Жыл бұрын

He still has absolutely no idea what a cognitive test really is, or what it signifies ...

@TheRealcdawg22 Жыл бұрын

Civics, Political Science, and History. The Orange Traitor knows nothing about how government actually operates. Trump couldn't pass a second grade math test without cheating. I am still in disbelief that anyone, let alone several million people, actually voted for that dufus. We must collectively raise the bar in this country, lest the United States of America becomes just a sad, sad joke.

@drinkmorecareless Жыл бұрын

You ever notice that most people that believe they have a high IQ don’t know what IQ stands for?

@he.5865 Жыл бұрын

@drinkmorecareless Жыл бұрын

@@he.5865 I can't believe you liked your own comment. 😂

@he.5865 Жыл бұрын

@@drinkmorecareless I didn't. But I did now to prove that I didn't. As you can see, 2 likes.

@drinkmorecareless Жыл бұрын

@@he.5865 This is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen in my entire life...

@stevefromsaskatoon830 Жыл бұрын

I don't think I have a high iq and I don't know what it stands for 😊

@JadedArsenic Жыл бұрын

It would be better to have the three top presidential candidates (Rep, Dem, Ind), do a three-night Jeopardy run-off. Involving topics such as "International Relations", "Constitutional Law", etc.

@AOD92 Жыл бұрын

I would definitely watch that.

@davidfarner2836 Жыл бұрын

At the end, tRump says “ Love me, please love me. I’ve been so good.”… that is SO telling. His parents really screwed up their kids. So sad. But lock him up.

@billybollockhead5628 Жыл бұрын

Person, man, woman, camera ,tv.. I can remember it years later... He cant pass a cognitive test.

@lauraelaineallen21 Жыл бұрын

I had the board game idea a few years ago - though I would prefer a game like Supermarket Sweep, with questions like "How much is a gallon of milk?" "how much does this cart full of groceries cost?" Then we can have them play Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego to prove they know basic geography.

@tonyalynne3380 Жыл бұрын

The ketchup bottles continue to fly tonight 🎉😅 jimmy is a legend!!! Can you imagine how amazing it would be to be able to stand up there in a stage to the world, and be able to say what we want about the orange 🤡?! Ohh he is glorious to watch!!! Thank you Jimmy 🇺🇸💙

@Nahulanham Жыл бұрын

Hysterical and so scaryily true.

@babilabub Жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who likes his video even before finishing watching it first ?

@garrettchapman8170 Жыл бұрын

Dis like yes

@RebeccaLynnMusic Жыл бұрын

I do it.

@realadammason Жыл бұрын

Yes you are the only one

@9babyblu Жыл бұрын

I like it when I press the play button. Kimmel, Colbert and Meyers gets the like before I finish watching because they're always funny!

@babilabub Жыл бұрын

@@9babyblu Omg.. same here !

@peteez4396 Жыл бұрын

He's a legend in his own mind

@SilentSeventh Жыл бұрын

Thanks for your comment, i’m sure Jimmy appreciates your support

@dr.hotpants3035 Жыл бұрын

That guy eating at Pence’s rally came for the food and stayed for the word salad 🤣😂🤣😂

@jacksmitty5727 Жыл бұрын

As someone who lives in the 3rd district of Colorado, I am embarrassed that this person "represents" me in the House of Reps.

@lillyanderson3623 Жыл бұрын

I love Jimmy, Guillermo, and crew!!🤗💕💕💕

@mindyschocolate Жыл бұрын

The guy focused on eating his breakfast who stopped long enough to give a wtf look before recusing eating reminds me of Flannel Guy. Heroes. 😅

@oldrrocr Жыл бұрын

"Come on! I'm EATING here!"

@roywhitman7109 Жыл бұрын

The YELLVIS montage was brilliant!!

@stormyweather8798 Жыл бұрын

We did not need to hewr Trump serenade his brain dead fans.

@abocas Жыл бұрын

It seems she thinks that "outsmarting" and "interrupting" us the same thing ..... 🤣

@lonahtelik7235 Жыл бұрын

As a mathmagician, this is a good hat

@whurpurgis7997 Жыл бұрын

Jamiraqui discovered it 20 years ago.

@yaakw Жыл бұрын

It’s a map of Alaska.

@marty4278 Жыл бұрын

It’s a Republican gerrymander.

@scottbaron121 Жыл бұрын

@@whurpurgis7997 Ok. I just LOL'D!!!!111

@dorothycollins2431 Жыл бұрын

Trump Elvis video best yet !! Hats off to the editors !!!

@reeh7393 Жыл бұрын

Used to be called lay-away. Pay off the store, then get the product

@marienakazawa6779 Жыл бұрын

I don't think a "shmuck' is feared. Laughed at to his face and behind his back, YES.

@graemebailey5761 Жыл бұрын

I truly believe that Donald Trump has never finished a board game in his life. As soon as he starts losing, he would just flip the board over or walk away

@kasnitch Жыл бұрын

That would be ... about 30 seconds after the players started .

@ILmylife108 Жыл бұрын

If he played Scrabble with his loony followers, he might actually win, because according to their KZfaq comments, none of them can spell.

@safiehroshani4719 Жыл бұрын

True!

@doningraham916 Жыл бұрын

No he would throw his hamburger against the nearest wall!!

@wizardsuth Жыл бұрын

If he did lose he'd just claim he won. He'd also bribe the other players to agree with him, without any intention of actually paying the bribes.

@cloud890 Жыл бұрын

Congrats to Jimmy on his 5000th monologue about Trump getting indicted!!!

@iana2127 Жыл бұрын

50001 is the charm eh?

@lorenrenee1 Жыл бұрын

That ballad is a true tour de force for editing

@sharoncoronado7924 Жыл бұрын

This show tonight has to be one of the best ever!!! I laughed sooo hard!!!

@pronounsushistore Жыл бұрын

Simple mind

@cotus2408 Жыл бұрын

It was a “ pant / drawls wetter “ ! 👍

@Shin-Blade Жыл бұрын

Boebert seriously reminds me of Stu's girlfriend in the first Hangover movie... 🤣

@oftin_wong Жыл бұрын

Indictment for what? ...I'd like to know

@Jonathan-ut3zh Жыл бұрын

Wonderful

@dorothycollins2431 Жыл бұрын

LOVE the board game idea !! Also, maybe a geography test, an earth science test, how our government works test !!! Trump would’ve failed some of those !!!

@joenarbaiz1640 Жыл бұрын

Some of those? 😆😂🤣😹

@dorothycollins2431 Жыл бұрын

@@joenarbaiz1640 Edit: All of those 👍🏻

@ellenlandowski1659 Жыл бұрын

Congressional law facts

@karmaalstad5588 Жыл бұрын

Trivial Pursuit, skip the sport's and entertainment questions.

@stephanieshipow Жыл бұрын

I'd even take Score Four!!

@odiecalodie Жыл бұрын

I heard Trumps going to come up with line of Prison Orange Hair Dye. It’s called Just For Crooks.

@tjitske66 Ай бұрын

I ♥the yellfish! Thanx for making my day!

@embellishedessence908 Жыл бұрын

Amazing

@heathw4739 Жыл бұрын

With all the baggage we've inherited because of just one term with failed Trump, we all now know Hillary was the better choice by far.

@ancientheart2532 Жыл бұрын

Hate to say it, but..I have to agree with you.

@midnightcoolcat2890 Жыл бұрын

I can’t stand trump but you’re out of your god damn mind.

@stormyweather8798 Жыл бұрын

Hill really iS smart. I.Q. of the Clintons is both around 135.

@KM-qx6nh Жыл бұрын

Sue em all Donald !

@Iseerightthruyou Жыл бұрын

What's funny is PAB45 thinks the break is a good sign for him. Its not, its a scheduled break that was pre-planned because of upcoming holidays. It is for the Jurors who may have issues with child care, with upcoming Spring break and other holidays. Don't worry Donnie the Grand Jury is just taking a break. Thats bad news for you if they get some much needed sleep, and are all rested up for those indictments....😂😂

@seanstoyroom7274 Жыл бұрын

Or it will be delayed until the Republican Primaries start. By then it will be too late.

@boohooidc Жыл бұрын

Lol imagine actually believing this. So what's the next excuse you dig out of that deep bag of copium going to be when they move the goal post on you. Again.