Stephen Colbert Learns How To Act Like A Kiwi In Wellington, New Zealand

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4 жыл бұрын

Prominent New Zealand celebrities Lucy Lawless ("Xena: Warrior Princess") and Bret McKenzie ("Flight of the Conchords") show Stephen around the town of Wellington and offer him tips on how to blend in as a local. #Colbert #LSSCinNZ #NewZealand
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@LianaSeini 3 жыл бұрын

The classic kiwi reaction to anyone who is famous - “ I see you but I will pretend I don’t and will not acknowledge you” - but when I get home “guess who I saw today !!” lol

@ankhera 3 жыл бұрын

Or "that guy looks familiar, but I can't remember his name. Just smile and nod. Don't make contact. Oh God, he's coming over... Why is he acting like he knows me? Oh no..." Then you realise who it is, get nervous and fan-girl.

@johnhenson3875 3 жыл бұрын

It's the same reaction for everyone in NZ, no matter if it's a celebrity or someone u went to school with

@Pookie0504kb 3 жыл бұрын

sounds like Berlin 😂

@zeddy2284 3 жыл бұрын

lmaoo me and my friend when we saw teeks and flight of the conchords, walked straight past then told the fam at dinner

@stevethea5250 3 жыл бұрын

@@ankhera timestamp

@charlottelee8233 4 жыл бұрын

Dude I was on the waterfront when they filmed this I was so confused what Stephen Colbert was doing here haha

@TrickOrRetreat 4 жыл бұрын

🤗

@bobbobbly7900 4 жыл бұрын

trying to bolster a pathetic prime minister....her failure after failure have to be covered by some thing ,so what better than a has been us talk show host. that our media go all google eyed at...keeps the idiots occupied...ps it came at a pretty penny as well..hope that is declared on labours donation list

@bobbobbly7900 4 жыл бұрын

@Graeme Pedersen of course your kidding aren't you?people in u.s who watch colbert aren't travellers...mainly couch potatoes

@Letsmarchishere 4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha..he was trying to be your president

@Billy_The_Dog 4 жыл бұрын

@@bobbobbly7900 Not a Labour support at all, but I'd rather have her as a PM than that wet blanket Simon!

@rubylovesbooks 4 жыл бұрын

new zealanders dont really care abt people being famous we just tend to let them live, like lorde lives in my neighbourhood and like no one really cares

@toniadams2993 4 жыл бұрын

Ummmm... What?

@shazzy0950 4 жыл бұрын

Yup so true haha

@rocker4577 4 жыл бұрын

Like really?

@troywakefield9250 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah dude we don’t hound people here we let them live their lives.

@Hoobyj 4 жыл бұрын

I think that is pretty much the same for locals everywhere. The only people who care are tourists and paparazi, since they aren't used to it or are trying to exploit it.

@MrKDollarSign 4 жыл бұрын

"do you have sausage sizzles?" "when I was younger, I needed the money." HAHAHAHA

@markaurelius61 4 жыл бұрын

@Pluralizes Everythings Me for example.

@pieceofmymind3 4 жыл бұрын

I don't get this joke

@strive8793 4 жыл бұрын

@@pieceofmymind3 prostitution joke

@diazinth 4 жыл бұрын

@@strive8793 you could also argue it's a joke on american economic policies

@Jordan-bo4nv 3 жыл бұрын

STRIVE can you explain it pls I’m a cabbage

@gabiluch87 4 жыл бұрын

“It’s Italian food” The entire country of Italy just had a heart attack

@Kallen 4 жыл бұрын

How was World War 3 started? “Well, Lucy Lawless called canned spaghetti on white bread Italian food. It just kind of went down hill from there. Italy teamed up with France who were still upset about American French Fries and China who were upset at what people in the west did to Chinese food. America, New Zealand and Britain teamed up because they are all about bastardizing original cuisine. Switzerland stayed neutral as is tradition.”

@e1ectroniKa 4 жыл бұрын

gabiluch87 don’t take it literally

@Quebecoisegal 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, canned spaghetti is best avoided!

@marcusanderson9042 4 жыл бұрын

@@Kallen Best comment on here. LOL!

@StellaMariaGiulia 4 жыл бұрын

I don't think canned spaghetti even exist in Italy.

@tandoori-flame 4 жыл бұрын

Stephen: “Are you proud of your country?” Them: “Yes” Stephen: “I miss that feeling” 😂

@Jayden-xn9xo 4 жыл бұрын

Misty Meadows it must suck with the whole world thinking of the USA as the laughing stock of the world... Most of us dont care about the Republicans but Trump is just funny (in a bad way), childish and a complete idiot

@OneKindWord 4 жыл бұрын

@Misty Meadows Yeah, no

@jeric_synergy8581 4 жыл бұрын

@Misty Meadows , poor deluded baby.

@MichaelFlynn0 4 жыл бұрын

@Misty Meadows - people like you have disgraced the America that people around the world once celebrated. Now - not so much.

@karlmnz 4 жыл бұрын

@Misty Meadows We will take Steven no problem, as for you........yeah,nah.

@mateypotatey6362 4 жыл бұрын

Here in New Zealand health care is a ‘right’ and gun ownership is a ‘privilege’ in America gun ownership is a ‘right’ & health care a ‘privilege’. Bit of a head scratcher

@kethanraman944 4 жыл бұрын

One should a be a right of every citizen another should be a right of every citizen until that citizen demonstrates they should not have that right.

@simonscott1121 4 жыл бұрын

@@kethanraman944 You could be right, but that sounds like hard work, so it's not surprising really that both Australia and NZ took a shortcut on the 2nd.

@notroll1279 4 жыл бұрын

In most countries outside the US, only few people ever find gun ownership desirable in the first place.

@AwesomesMan 4 жыл бұрын

Alright.. gonna have to go ice my burn..

@santiagokiwi3187 4 жыл бұрын

@@kethanraman944 "another should be a right of every citizen until that citizen demonstrates they should not have that right". You just described what a privilege is.

@jakelaurence30 4 жыл бұрын

I think I had a stroke listening to him sing our national anthem

@RaeCarson 4 жыл бұрын

I think HE had a stroke trying to sing your national anthem.....

@mateypotatey6362 4 жыл бұрын

Rae Carson internet tough guy. Bet you’re hard as butter 👍🏻

@Pikapal1 4 жыл бұрын

no maori :/

@skylarangelheart9542 4 жыл бұрын

i was laughing so hard when he sang that 😂

@tamou_whanau1441 4 жыл бұрын

Its alright we dont know know their anthem either.

@wpl6661 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite part was when they were pedaling the croc vehicle and the woman was walking as fast as they were moving.

@AyratHungryStudent 4 жыл бұрын

Damn, I wanted to write a similar comment. It looked really weird. Like if they were driving a car and someone would be walking nearby with the same speed.

@flangekiwi 4 жыл бұрын

They were on the waterfront: no cars👍🏽

@GS-wz1ud 4 жыл бұрын

First gear, walking speed. So they were sit walking...lol.

@ojisankusai 4 жыл бұрын

I liked that, and then I also enjoyed, like, the scene immediately afterwards that showed *another* croc cart cutting them off. The absurdity of the entire segment was...well, entirely whimsical, and probably netted NZ's GDP an extra hundred grand.

@Guitarisforgrins 4 жыл бұрын

You don't take the Crocmobile if you're trying to get to work on time. That thing is a pleasure cruiser.

@pixiewankanobi1844 4 жыл бұрын

"How much of your national economy is based on whimsy?" What a breathtaking compliment!

@feebeedoc78 4 жыл бұрын

Pixie Wan Kanobi Thank you Stephen for championing and pandering to our whimsy 😘

@Sujowi 4 жыл бұрын

And your name is Pixie! ... that's whimsy nailed!! Well done! I'm off now to do some whimsy today, I feel it is my national duty.

@rockleesmile 4 жыл бұрын

@@Sujowi

@GS-wz1ud 4 жыл бұрын

Tourism is the whimsy economy; like, let's jump off a bridge.

@60bangz 4 жыл бұрын

As a kiwi this was hard to watch because of how accurate it was

@anEyePhil 4 жыл бұрын

I’m an Aussie and I love our Kiwi cousins and the Land of the Long White Cloud. And I respect the Haka even though the All Blacks always beat the Wallabies. ANZAC respect.

@PeterLucasathome 4 жыл бұрын

Good on ya Mate!

@davidvisser9239 4 жыл бұрын

Phil Anderton well said

@tamou_whanau1441 4 жыл бұрын

Oh yay! The first nice comment I've seen from our fellow Australian so far. There is hope for us getting along. Thanks alot man, very much appreciated.

@halloweenjack4482 4 жыл бұрын

Aussie is a great country too Phil - lived there for five years! Haha and we don't always win. All the best cousin!

@emrecck 4 жыл бұрын

Respect from Atatürk’s nation 🙏🏻

@JamesPrime1 4 жыл бұрын

It’s so funny seeing him in literally the places I’m at almost everyday!

@JamesPrime1 4 жыл бұрын

Frank Blackcrow Hahahaha. Not so much the pub, but right on the water front.

@valeria231000 4 жыл бұрын

it`s a beautiful Place , You Are a Lucky Guy.

@locarno24 3 жыл бұрын

Loving the star-wars heavy pub.

@goyasolidar 4 жыл бұрын

"You have not achieved bun technology." I laughed entirely too hard at this.

@Kiki-cs8xv 4 жыл бұрын

Sad that they didn't introduce him to the classic kiwi Cream Bun... which is really just more white bread, but sweeter.

@keriszymanski1988 4 жыл бұрын

Kiki ll

@smaragdwolf1 4 жыл бұрын

Dear New Zealand Friends, as german im heartbroken to hear that you didnt aquire Bun-Technology yet. Please Contact our Officials to receive your Start-Package for baking Bread ^_^ Its not actually Bread, but please take this as proof, of how serious we are about the Art of Baking delicious Bread ;o kzfaq.info/get/bejne/j7lxpLeVyJO9Yps.html

@LincolnRon 4 жыл бұрын

@@smaragdwolf1 The only country I know of that has worse bread than Germany is Haiti. The top 5 best in my opinion are: Greece > USA > China > Egypt > Israel

@smaragdwolf1 4 жыл бұрын

@@LincolnRon uhh careful my Friend xD to say that the USA has better bread than Germany is the kind of Statement that caused Wars in the Past ;o Good Bread can be found in many places around the World, depending on your taste.....but even the cheapest german Bread is good compared to US-Bread ;)

@magnetiktrax 4 жыл бұрын

Stephen: how do you say yes? Bret: *yis* God I miss _Flight of the Conchords_

@richardrobbin2731 4 жыл бұрын

VodkaHindJelly Me too & he drank a beer without having to immediately take a toilet break 👍😉

@ccppurcell 4 жыл бұрын

He may be did He maybe did what?

@baxtersonline 2 жыл бұрын

As an English person who grew up in London and then moved to Wellington the one thing that really struck me is how little Wellingtonians care about celebrities. I’ve seen half the All Blacks team and Taika Waititi on separate occasions just walk into busy bars and have a beer/some food and hardly anyone bats an eyelid. My favourite story was when some friends of mine were at a restaurant in town and Jacina Ardern showed up with her husband but they got turned away because they were fully booked. They took it on the chin and went somewhere else. Famous people don’t expect/get any special treatment and regular Wellingtonians aren’t bothered by them. In London it’s all screaming and swarming for selfies and whatever but over here it’s just yep you’re another person

@jamesallen4050 Жыл бұрын

That happens around my way with the UK royals. The local shopkeeper told the then Prince Charles that he was out of stock of the local newspaper. When the prince's protection officer pointed at a copy behind the counter. The shopkeeper said it had someone's name on it, which the prince accepted happily, and left without it.

@StaceWah 2 жыл бұрын

I used to watch this video a fair bit throughout 2021 while I was waiting and hoping for NZ borders to reopen so I could move to NZ, something I'd wanted to do for years. I arrived in NZ on a one-way flight four weeks ago and just remembered how much of a boost the Newest Zealander videos used to give me. So, now I'm watching this video for the first time from my new Kiwi home and just so grateful it's finally been possible 😭😭 I love you, Aotearoa, and all your beautiful people ❤️ 💕

@studyinnewzealandfreeinfor4989 4 жыл бұрын

Stephen's reaction when he hears Sweet As is priceless.

@hanaj 4 жыл бұрын

Study in New Zealand : Free Information and Advice it sounds like sweet ass to us. Like you bet your sweet ass

@RmcBlueSky 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah 😂..my aunt crutches her pearls when she went there. She thought ppl were talking about her rump.

@Taurencowpew 4 жыл бұрын

@@RmcBlueSky OMG clutches or "crutches"? Hmm cultural differences are larger than I thought. Maybe they were talking about her fanny...

@tomjones6861 4 жыл бұрын

Sweet as mate

@marahbadrian 4 жыл бұрын

@@Anonnnnomus have been on both islands?

@finleyc5493 4 жыл бұрын

As a kiwi this was hard to watch because of how accurate it was

@bc0150 4 жыл бұрын

They stole all of Australia's food... typical kiwis

@bc0150 4 жыл бұрын

and the sayings... yer na is an Australian thing....

@TheTexan83 4 жыл бұрын

Aside from the not free "free healthcare"

@Hellknight27 4 жыл бұрын

@@bc0150 It is 'Yeah, nah' and we leave the stealing of things to your convict island :P

@bc0150 4 жыл бұрын

@@Hellknight27 lewl.... ok boomer

@peterjm5707 4 жыл бұрын

I spent a month in New Zealand, it is the most beautiful country I've ever visited, its amazing

@Longtack55 4 жыл бұрын

I spent 62 years in New Zealand and four years elsewhere (35 countries) including two in the USA and you're right!

@judis6224 3 жыл бұрын

@alc4117 3 жыл бұрын

“Are you proud of your country?” “Yeah.” “Huh. I miss that feeling” Lmao

@leonxl 4 жыл бұрын

“Are you proud of your country here?” “Oh yeah, Love it, Love it.” “I miss that feeling.” Lol 😂😆

@paoloviray2799 4 жыл бұрын

"Look out, redhead!" -Xena 2019 Loled a little too much at that

@geniemeadows5122 4 жыл бұрын

It was rude.

@SliceofKris 4 жыл бұрын

if only she said ranger

@tomjones6861 4 жыл бұрын

We usually say ging a down under for red heads but it can be offensive

@geniemeadows5122 4 жыл бұрын

@Tom Jones...yeah redheads suffer a lot especially at school. Ironic as many women dye theirhair red as it's pretty.

@sparkyenergia 4 жыл бұрын

@@SliceofKris Not sure if the kiwi's use ranga. Aussies definitely do. (I'm an Aussie, not a ranga).

@TokelauInTech 4 жыл бұрын

Omg other kiwis watching this and cringing when Lucy Data “oh chur” lol girrrrll relax

@fordboy 4 жыл бұрын

Cringed at her the whole video

@bettyjunemiriateokareti5422 4 жыл бұрын

Chee Hoo there's always gana be haters🤔🤔🤔🤔

@themeadowsharry 4 жыл бұрын

@solzseal you got the your/you're in the wrong places...

@themeadowsharry 4 жыл бұрын

I know aye, I was just cringing hard to how hard she was trying to throw in as many slang words as possible, and you can tell she never says them by how she says them

@MementoX1013 4 жыл бұрын

@@fordboy As an American, I'd be thrilled to have that be the most embarrassing thing people think of my country. I thought she was delightful.

@rowni 4 жыл бұрын

"You know who they are, and this is your reaction?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 kiwis just tryna get through their day mate!! Hahahah

@Balaskh 4 жыл бұрын

Nonchalantly dropping the bomb “When I was younger, I needed the money” I died and came back to life

@GoldSag1 4 жыл бұрын

I did too! I don't think they got the stripper reference 😂😂

@ojisankusai 4 жыл бұрын

The amount of time it took for the audience to get the joke was surprising. But once they got it, the laughter just intensified like a roar increasing in volume. I love jokes like that, and hearing the delayed reaction.

@coffeemachtspass 4 жыл бұрын

Lucy’s reaction was the best part.

@ernestomarcos0103 4 жыл бұрын

@@coffeemachtspass Lol, and her face after he said the two fingers were what Cosmo said was the best way to please a man. Priceless.

@guibox3 4 жыл бұрын

"Did you have sausage sizzle?" "Well, when I was younger I needed the money." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

@peterpain6625 4 жыл бұрын

So that's how he's got the job at CBS ;)

@nellicaanic6481 4 жыл бұрын

guibox3 z

@0Vegeta0 4 жыл бұрын

as a kiwi that joke went over my head at first because to raise money in NZ as a youngster you do have a sausage sizzle, kind of like kids in the US might sell cookies or "candy"

@MsHGH1 4 жыл бұрын

@@0Vegeta0 Yes me too. Took me a while, lol!

@volatilecheese12 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh when they didn't clean the table after themselves my vision went a little red. Kiwi's are not like that

@browsman2328 3 жыл бұрын

In the US the people who work for celebrities do that, they call them gofers, you know go fer this go fer that

@kaywilliams5673 Жыл бұрын

Yes, me too.

@erinconrad1335 4 жыл бұрын

My son and his wife moved to NZ last month - they're loving it. It's great to see some of their new country!

@alexanderforsman2166 4 жыл бұрын

Currently writing Stephens version of the national anthem down, Will now and forever sing 'God evades New Zealand'.

@AARon-cw8tm 4 жыл бұрын

Looking at the state of some super religious countries I'm kinda glad he does.

@Hellknight27 4 жыл бұрын

Considering we are a highly secular country, I like that better than 'God defend New Zealand'.

@Cbyneorne 4 жыл бұрын

Blame the fact we were colonised by the British. Personally I think it would have been more amusing if they'd gone for the Maori version. I always find it funny listening to USAicans trying to pronounce polynesian words. It's usually the "ng" sound that trips them up. Or the rolled Rs.

@jakestolar8457 4 жыл бұрын

@@Cbyneorne we're trying ok! If I hadn't learned that Wh = F I would have sounded like a real idiot when I visited NZ...

@shadowboxing7029 4 жыл бұрын

Lol that was the best part.

@jono-fr4ih 4 жыл бұрын

This is probably the best thing Stephen’s done. He should do it more often.

@Traveller281 4 жыл бұрын

Well there is around 190 countries to visit still where he hasn't been on TV, I'm sure some catch his attention.

@MM-dq2pi 4 жыл бұрын

he comes off as a second rate Conan. He should have ditched the suit the whole time.

@putikeswarasudarsono 4 жыл бұрын

no, I think this is more Conan thing. Stephen is best at monologue and Conan is best at improvisations.

@Yvaelle 4 жыл бұрын

He did a Russia trip a few years back that was pretty good, this is better though :)

@deathmetalpotato 4 жыл бұрын

jo no Yeah and call it “Colbert Without Borders”

@daviddavies3637 3 жыл бұрын

I thought "tosser" and "wanker" were universal greetings amongst Britain and its former colonies. The fact that you didn't bleep them out blew my mind.

@jasontodd9 3 жыл бұрын

The American equivalent terms are "Jerkoff" or "Jagoff."

@dcmastermindfirst9418 2 ай бұрын

Those aren't considered rude to Americans.

@dcmastermindfirst9418 2 ай бұрын

@jasontodd9 Just goes to show that America is truly the only country who really changed

@MiN-ow9fr 4 жыл бұрын

Your version of the National anthem was beyond hilarious 😂 😂 😂. It took me a second to catch it, stopped singing and start reading, burst out laughing so hard

@johnbaldock6353 4 жыл бұрын

"Tomorrow night i learn how too play Rugby, i will then be taking advantage of your free health care"😂

@mori1bund 4 жыл бұрын

Isn't American Football actually Rugby for pussies? 😜😈

@iainlyall6475 4 жыл бұрын

@@mori1bund not sure about the rugby bit, but definately for pussies :-))

@trevorvanbremen4718 4 жыл бұрын

@@mori1bund - American Football is basically rugby with everyone wearing a mattress and the obligatory ad breaks every 20 seconds

@flangekiwi 4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha...that's when he'll find out Brett was wrong about Tourists not needing Health Insurance .... They do👍🏽 Charity begins in the home, and we take care of our own 🌷🌻🌷

@martianunlimited 4 жыл бұрын

Yups.. ACC covers everyone in New Zealand, including tourists but only for accidents and emergencies though..

@tobiherbert4337 4 жыл бұрын

I already “headed south when things went south” -thanks NZ for so graciously welcoming me two months ago! Relocating from the States... best.decision.ever.

@nessavan8256 4 жыл бұрын

O for awesome!!

@rockleesmile 4 жыл бұрын

Congrats! I hope you find lots of happiness there. I'm hoping to head to Ireland myself to be with my gf.

@reubenblackwood8533 4 жыл бұрын

Welcome! Remember, always blow on the pie.

@nessavan8256 4 жыл бұрын

@@reubenblackwood8533 wahahaha cause that pie has gone nuclear!

@kwerk2011 4 жыл бұрын

Safer communities together.

@emma9077 4 жыл бұрын

I have been living in NZ for a couple of years now, and I can assure you, pies and the good old sausage roll are a lot more popular than whatever they had there haha.

@12jnixon 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, those were more what we eat at home, or grew up with, rather than what you buy from a shop.

@tamadrummer1nz 2 жыл бұрын

Can't beat a hot dog/sausage outside the warehouse tho

@9811267028 4 жыл бұрын

I am married to a kiwi!! Best men on earth 🥰❤️😘

@judis6224 3 жыл бұрын

Don't agree.

@tamadrummer1nz 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@missah7 4 жыл бұрын

This is the most wonderfully, wholesome family-friendly set of youtube comments I have ever seen! Kia ora everyone!

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 жыл бұрын

I can't press like enough. I forget how much we are like Kiwis and what we owe to them til I see this: Australia sees, salutes and raises you one, bro.

@kiwibrazo3301 4 жыл бұрын

chur bro! much appreciated

@lzot 4 жыл бұрын

sigh.. Oz has changed too much in recent years though. Really enjoyed my time in NZ. Its like Oz used to be and should never have left behind.

@quiltygal6981 4 жыл бұрын

As an Aussie this made me want to emigrate to NZ

@DresdenShuffle 4 жыл бұрын

As an Aussie I can easily say our country is shit, has been for a while and is turning into a mini America. If I could afford to move to NZ I'd be out of this country right now. So salute to all the Kiwis out there.

@Perfidion 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine if we combined our two nations collective sports prowess. No one would beat us at anything ever again.

@RigorMortis1027 4 жыл бұрын

You have not yet achieved bun technology 😂😂😂😂😂

@patrickvanrinsvelt4466 3 жыл бұрын

I am an ex-pat Yank living in NZ now for over 20 years now. I'll never call anywhere else home anymore. This little heaven on Earth is just way too special. Kia kaha!

@SpangledOut 4 жыл бұрын

The only unrealistic thing about this is that they didnt sing the Te Reo version of the national anthem first.

@tewaewae 4 жыл бұрын

wouldn't have worked with "God of Haitians"

@araz1027 4 жыл бұрын

with how he sang the English version I think that's a good thing XD. (poor guy our accent is so hard to understand).

@Chaitali2106 4 жыл бұрын

Right

@superkiwistar 4 жыл бұрын

nobody sings the maori words, because nobody understands them. duh. it's like latin - redundant.

@Chaitali2106 4 жыл бұрын

Yee

@MiladJPanah 4 жыл бұрын

Are you proud of your country ??? oh, yeah... Stephen: I miss that feeling...

@quasarsavage 4 жыл бұрын

Yep. sad

@istdochallesegal3427 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, no

@olaolech5438 4 жыл бұрын

Me too, but I'm from Poland

@iainlyall6475 4 жыл бұрын

@@olaolech5438 same here and i'm from canada

@PaulLemars01 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, me too. I'm British and I live in the USA. Yes, I know.

@dylanchangedeverythingfore1312 4 жыл бұрын

I am STILL in love with Lucy Lawless... Ten years after her program she still is stunning. I just love hearing her talk... Especially about what her mother taught her

@udraj914 4 жыл бұрын

Xena... brings back memories. we were crazy about her as kids

@TF_Tony 4 жыл бұрын

This is one of the most wholesome segments ever.

@rockleesmile 4 жыл бұрын

Totally agreed. It was wonderful. I wish he did this all the time in various places!

@KylieNewman 4 жыл бұрын

Fake news, Kiwi's would never leave a public outdoor table dirty.

@junelott7405 4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry the seagulls will have made short work of the left overs

@its_a_timon 4 жыл бұрын

yeah hardout, I cringed a lil bit at that.

@josephneider7332 4 жыл бұрын

@@its_a_timon "hardout"

@davejordan267 4 жыл бұрын

Always put your rubbish away lads

@its_a_timon 4 жыл бұрын

@@josephneider7332 yip another kiwi bit of slang

@keirajones5062 4 жыл бұрын

" what do I need to know to be a kiwi ?" Tutira Mai nga iwi ...

@Sayaahh 4 жыл бұрын

@Jeri Brown tatou tatou e

@wilcocourt2063 4 жыл бұрын

@@Sayaahh what its Aue

@Lenny-ue8hk 4 жыл бұрын

how to locate fellow kiwis anywhere in the world

@liamhackston2507 4 жыл бұрын

@@wilcocourt2063 it's the next word in the song

@edenbacani2988 4 жыл бұрын

You aren’t a kiwi if you never did Kapa Haka

@mhlib7569 3 жыл бұрын

Lucy Lawless is from New Zealand????? Man, New Zealand has everything.

@agentofchaos7081 4 жыл бұрын

Taika Waititi should’ve been in New Zealand while Stephen was around

@jillfoster900 4 жыл бұрын

To true but he has been on Stephens show.

@robynandrews4384 4 жыл бұрын

He's hilarious.

@shubhamnema8281 4 жыл бұрын

I too thought that. It would've been great

@fiveeyes2811 4 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah..just what we need another Powhiri for a War Mongering 5 Eyes Propagandist and Influencer..he could give Clinton another 25 Mill of our Homeless Housing Money..and The Mi6 White Helmets..that no Syrian real Refugee from an ISIS held territory had ever seen or heard of another 20 mill of our homeless housing build money

@Astrobiologica 4 жыл бұрын

I was there 2 weeks before him, went to the north and south

@deltav864 4 жыл бұрын

This is such a breath of wholesome fresh air compared to the smorgasbord of smells from the public toilet that is the news cycle.

@sujimtangerines 4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a good outline to make a Meanwhile intro!

@52ponybike 4 жыл бұрын

Yes, the FOX News cycle.

@michaeltraud5543 4 жыл бұрын

Visited NZ 3 months from Dec. 2018 until March 2019 and stayed 6 days in Welly (exactly Miramar) and I LOVED IT. So cool and inspiring. I want to send Stephen a „Good on ya!“

@axi6ne8us 4 жыл бұрын

Makes me want to go to the airport and get a one way trip to New Zealand.

@357CLOUDY 4 жыл бұрын

It's expensive to live there I'm told.

@nimito_burrito 4 жыл бұрын

@@357CLOUDY as a kiwi... yeah it is

@AubreySciFi 4 жыл бұрын

"This looks like a Pop Tart filled with sadness" is probably my favorite line from this bit. It made Lucy laugh too. :)

@indraservo5764 4 жыл бұрын

How the hell Xena look like didn't age at all ? Blessing from Ares?

@ligeiaztomb2755 4 жыл бұрын

Holy crap yes. She looks AMAZING

@ComboBreakerHD 4 жыл бұрын

She's a Cylon

@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 4 жыл бұрын

I looked that good once when I was 12... Then life happened and I got unlucky I guess lol.

@henkwilliemadriannusvander1955 4 жыл бұрын

I am still having a clear image in my head of her nude scenes in Starz’s series Spartacus...😻

@danstiver9135 4 жыл бұрын

More like Lucy FLAWLESS

@bennyinferno1176 4 жыл бұрын

I’m a kiwi and can’t imagine why USA doesn’t have public health care. I was thinking of starting a dollar a day charity that would help fund medical bills for the poor in the US.

@dice3704 4 жыл бұрын

They waste taxpayers money on wars instead for education and healthcare .

@kellyk.8519 4 жыл бұрын

It's crazy to think they don't have health care, in Australia its free also, same with alot of European countries, I don't understand why America is left in the dark ages with it's health care.

@dice3704 4 жыл бұрын

@@kellyk.8519 because they are ignorant due to lacking education, and vote for idiots , and think socialism is communism.

@nathanpearson8915 4 жыл бұрын

Di Ce because they are responsible for protecting most of the world

@kellyk.8519 4 жыл бұрын

@@nathanpearson8915 I don't think so, The Queen of England has 53 countries under her Commonwealth. Including my Country Australia.

@w4rhammr498 3 жыл бұрын

I love seeing foreigners of New Zealand be like "what the hell is wrong with the world? This place is amazing!"

@nem447 4 жыл бұрын

*lol* I lost it when they started singing and I read the subtitles! _Chur._

@tomjones6861 4 жыл бұрын

Chur chur bro

@Buttercup697 4 жыл бұрын

I ate VERY WELL in NZ!! Fresh green mussels! Lamb chops, the freshest organic veggies and stone fruits, and pies of every kind! The creamiest fattiest cheeses! The best farmers market bacon sandwich ever!! And don’t forget the AMAZING wines!!! 🍷 Spy Valley & Rippon & so many more!! wow!! Need to go back!)

@daddymuggle 4 жыл бұрын

Sssshhhhhhhhhhh They'll all want to come if you tell them about the real food. Nah, yeah, it's all white bread and canned spaghetti. Have you tried a spaghetti pizza yet?

@PikachooUpYou 4 жыл бұрын

daddymuggle pssst...choice eh...spaghetti based pizza with cheese, bacon, sliced tomatoes and dried oregano was my childhood family fav 👍🏻

@TheCratsky 4 жыл бұрын

Lucy seems like she would be a great friend. Always there for a good time but willing to tell you like it is when necessary.

@mollyspurgeon8469 4 жыл бұрын

"I miss that feeling." Bam. Pleem. Pow. Po. Badunk."

@AnnoyingKiwiDude 4 жыл бұрын

I'm proud to be a kiwi. NEW ZEALAND is awesome

@FeelItRising 4 жыл бұрын

A country I'd love to emigrate to

@AnnoyingKiwiDude 4 жыл бұрын

@@FeelItRising hmmm

@homie89916 4 жыл бұрын

lol. I m from oz, and i love new zealand.

@parsnipmcgee329 4 жыл бұрын

It looks amazing. Take a tip from an old Seattleite: Don't go around bragging about how wonderful your home is!

@Optamizm 4 жыл бұрын

New Zealanders love to steal Aussie stuff.

@GriefHammer 4 жыл бұрын

As a Wellington Kiwi living overseas, this made me incredibly homesick! Especially seeing them have a beer in my old local Goldings. Highly recommend anyone visiting Wellington pop in there. Damn I miss those crocodile bikes!

@scarletspidernz 4 жыл бұрын

Hi from a fellow Wellingtonian :D

@FingonNZ 4 жыл бұрын

Same!

@TheNzFox 4 жыл бұрын

Sad they didn't show off the bucket fountain, although I saw that our new overlord the weird hand made it in. Seriously.....that thing is fucken creepy.....I don't know why its a thing, I don't know how its a thing....but I know its watching us www.newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2019/08/wellington-city-council-admits-hand-statue-is-a-little-creepy.html

@MrMagmaman007 4 жыл бұрын

@@TheNzFox Should've shown him the beehive too!

@2Treesandahorse 4 жыл бұрын

Can't beat wellington on a good day.

@IsabelS_Fuyu 4 жыл бұрын

Why didn't they teach him 'chur bro' that's classic kiwi slang right there.

@James-mr1yr 4 жыл бұрын

Na how about 'ohh ayyye' acting like they never heard what you're talking about 😂

@tobycorbett3136 4 жыл бұрын

9:46: Year 2 me trying to sing the national anthem during Monday morning assembly

@catalinacurio 4 жыл бұрын

A little Kiwi does everyone good! 😊💖💖💖

@supergabee 4 жыл бұрын

We need more Lucy and Stephen conversations. This was hilarious!!

@whiskeyandcigarettes6011 4 жыл бұрын

I travel the world, everyone says Italy has the best coffee. Nope! New Zealand has the best coffee!

@Kiwinan1701 4 жыл бұрын

Whiskey and Cigarettes Yes we are a little Coffee obsessed...but Thank you!

@salenawaaka6258 4 жыл бұрын

Wellington only!

@ericaamodt4004 4 жыл бұрын

@Wananga4 4 жыл бұрын

@Zed I don't disagree. I love coffee, but I'm not widely travelled. I do love the fact that you can get damn good coffee at almost ANY gas station, though.

@Syclone0044 3 жыл бұрын

Zed What’s a “gun barista”? An unskilled labor job pays $150,000/yr? What does a typical job pay?

@sevenirises 4 жыл бұрын

So fun to watch Stephen out and about. What a great country New Zealand is.

@pascalroggen8364 4 жыл бұрын

"It's italian food" Lucy you floor me

@mori1bund 4 жыл бұрын

"I like walking!" - that's probably the most unamerican thing I've ever seen... 😁😂

@Pookie0504kb 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂👌

@peterpain6625 4 жыл бұрын

I half expected Colbert to say exactly that ;)

@shadowboxing7029 4 жыл бұрын

The first time I went to the US I found the lack of walking so strange. It made sense, it was just bizarre to see. My stupid self decided to walk to a few areas most people would have driven to just because I'm so used to it in Wellington. Some people who drove past looked at me like I was weird, even a dude on a bicycle lol.

@shadowboxing7029 4 жыл бұрын

@@kristopherthompson1342 Oh I had no idea. I thought it was just because it's so massive.

@sophier8709 4 жыл бұрын

@@shadowboxing7029 really?? wow I had no idea!

@eromacque 3 жыл бұрын

This is simply one of the best things ever. And watching it in 2020 makes me realize that things can and will get better.

@staceycoe76 3 жыл бұрын

Describing a sausage sizzle as an opportunity is such subtle comedic genius! Lucy Lawless is hella funny throughout this video, in sneaky ways here and there :"D

@Mogwai786 4 жыл бұрын

I've been to over 50 countries in my time. By far and away the best experience was New Zealand. Forget the breathtaking land, it's the people that make it special. Never met a more welcoming people.

@Dino-pq3eu 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you😊

@Mogwai786 4 жыл бұрын

@@Dino-pq3eu No, thank YOU!

@ChristieNoble 4 жыл бұрын

Aw! That's so sweet! I work in tourism and count it such a privilege so its lovely to hear people saying things like that. :)

@johnnewman9543 4 жыл бұрын

Try Newfoundland some time. At worst a tie.

@jamestierney2531 2 жыл бұрын

Up with kiwis!

@Jivolt 4 жыл бұрын

“Like a Jackson Pollock.” THAT was brilliant.

@Jivolt 4 жыл бұрын

et star lord?

@iandalziel7405 4 жыл бұрын

It really needed to be 'ejackson' Pollock in that context ...I'll get my coat!

@esotericone9101 4 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@InterFelix 4 жыл бұрын

This is so genuine. I love it.

@tomvarga5515 4 жыл бұрын

New Zealand food: shows pavlova Australians Have left the chat

@marcial.1636 4 жыл бұрын

Lucy Lawless beautiful as ever. I have such a crush on her during the whole Xena era. I love to visit New Zealand one day. Bucket list!

@Gauss6174 4 жыл бұрын

Same for sure, a badass beautiful warrior and loved her sidekick as well

@michaelwaynemartin3291 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, gotta admit I felt some familiar ancient stirrings. I think she is even more beautiful now that I've seen how hilarious she is.

@BitchofRome 4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelwaynemartin3291 Where have you been? This was pretty tame Lucy Lawless. The woman is a laugh riot.

@daddymuggle 4 жыл бұрын

Lucy's a national treasure

@michaelwaynemartin3291 4 жыл бұрын

@@BitchofRome You take things in your own back yard for granted. Will be looking for more funny Lucy.

@benellis9665 4 жыл бұрын

Totally makes up for the frustration when the show's off air. At least we know Stephen's filming TV gold!

@angeleenetiarengamotukoten472 2 жыл бұрын

That anthem tho with the captions 😂😂😂😂😂

@ssriharikrishna 4 жыл бұрын

6:46 really paints a picture... like a Jackson Pollock! Gaaaaad this guy's got quick wit.

@jeffstone2136 4 жыл бұрын

Wellington is like a smaller Auckland with far more character and so much less overall urban-hell suckage that it can't be charted. Lucy Lawless is a Kiwi of extraordinary magnitude.

@ginao6810 4 жыл бұрын

That is the stillest day I’ve ever seen in Windy Wellington!!!!! I also LOVE Lucy’s kiwi accent

@johnd5574 3 жыл бұрын

I'm not familiar with McKenzie, but I'm a superfan of Lawless & Xena. LOVE her! ❤️

@thethirdman225 4 жыл бұрын

She was fucking hilarious. I’m Australian (not too proud of it at the moment but never mind about that...) and right now I’m as sick as a dog. Every time she said something I cracked up and started coughing my head off. I kept thinking, “I can’t keep watching this because I’ll just keep coughing” but I couldn’t stop. Hopefully laughter will make me better but right now it really hurts!

@lorainec8613 4 жыл бұрын

New Zealand is my homeland and my heart.

@TimothyFord 4 жыл бұрын

You are truly blessed

@lorainec8613 4 жыл бұрын

@Iain Herridge very homesick!

@Grimlock1979 4 жыл бұрын

I hope to visit your beautiful country one day. Greetings from the Netherlands!

@flangekiwi 4 жыл бұрын

Me too. 💗 Wellington is my hometown and I can't BELIEVE that it wasn't windy!😂😂😂

@lorainec8613 4 жыл бұрын

@@flangekiwi same. From the Hutt Valley, but you can't beat Wellington on a good day!

@JenJen-bp3bb 4 жыл бұрын

Love that you love our wee country, and show it to the world. It really is a stunning place to live. Kiwis are cool people.

@MrChupacabra555 4 жыл бұрын

Even after all these years, its STILL weird hearing Lucy speak with that kiwi accent ^_^

@Flanneryschickens 4 жыл бұрын

I lost it when they sang the anthem. Perfection

@theMosen 4 жыл бұрын

I knew a kiwi not to long ago, and by watching this I just realised that she wasn't as crazy as we all thought. She was just being kiwi.

@ameliaretter8120 4 жыл бұрын

The left out peak white bread based cuisine: fairy bread

@kopkiwi08 4 жыл бұрын

Only way to celebrate a birthday!

@kopkiwi08 4 жыл бұрын

Jeff somersby wash your mouth out.

@reubenblackwood8533 4 жыл бұрын

Shoulda done a pav and a cream bun as well.

@feebeedoc78 4 жыл бұрын

Is that still a thing? God I hope so.

@caad5258 4 жыл бұрын

what a missed opportunity...

@ShaheerS2 4 жыл бұрын

8:45 warrior princess is given colbert the heart eyes.

@zulukilocharlie 4 жыл бұрын

He did nail that "yeah nah" though. Credit where credits due

@Lenny-ue8hk 4 жыл бұрын

There are so few of us that seeing a celebrity is no big deal. Everyone has 1 or 2 degrees of separation from at least one major celebrity

@harmonylove585 4 жыл бұрын

So true, Jermaine Clement is my cousins half brother lol

@TrickWithAKnife 4 жыл бұрын

I used to live in Wellington with one of the lead actors from The Tribe. It's so easy to find interesting people in Wellington

@carlwells9504 4 жыл бұрын

Haha true- Brett was in scouts with my Partner and my Sisters best friend at School was Lucy's daughter.... And I didn't even realise till I read your comment as it is so Kiwi ☺

@Lenny-ue8hk 4 жыл бұрын

@@carlwells9504 Bretts kids go to my old school, I walked past Jemaine Clement in the street a couple of weeks ago, Taika's mum teaches at my old high school, Lorde was at my cousin's 5th birthday party, and not to mention half the country was involved with Lord of the Rings.

@madewrongly6482 4 жыл бұрын

I have a friend that went to school with lorde and another that lives across the road from her

@chipblock2854 4 жыл бұрын

How I miss that country! I have only been there once but it remains in my mind one of the best countries around.

@nostalgianztvarchive2436 3 жыл бұрын

Our NZ accent sounds so strong when talking with Stephen haha and him eating marmite is hilarious

@nicketon6940 2 жыл бұрын

Goldings free dive is such a great little craft beer bar. It really is amazing how small NZ feels sometimes. My daughter attends the same school as Bret's kids, he is very chilled.