More Idiots Charged For Roles In Jan. 6th Insurrection - Seditionist Round-Up Roundup
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3 жыл бұрынStephen checks in on the legal troubles facing participants in the January 6th assault on the U.S. Capitol. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@mikeoxbig9392 3 жыл бұрын
“Pleading not guilty by reason of stupidity.” 😂🤣👏
@gracemunich1476 3 жыл бұрын
they will try but the law get them……. hopefully.
@ElectroDFW 3 жыл бұрын
Luckily, that only applies to any charges involving "premeditation". Other charges still have stickworthiness.
@MoonShadowWolfe 3 жыл бұрын
Seems pretty ridiculous. He might not know enough to tell different important buildings apart, but that hardly means he didn't know what action he was taking.
@kindlin 3 жыл бұрын
That is literally explicitly disallowed: having no knowledge of the law does not preclude you from having to follow the law. He thought he was breaking the law, he tried to, but was too stupid to realize he wasn't, that doesn't make him (that much) less culpable.
@Russtopia 3 жыл бұрын
And if he'd been darker-skinned, does anyone really think he would have gotten this concession? The two-tiered justice system is just so blatant, wow.
@NewMessage 3 жыл бұрын
Somewhere out there, a Bridge Troll just tossed a Billy-Goat's head at the ground in disgust at being compared to MTG.
@sandragruhle6288 3 жыл бұрын
She will get hers as dumpty’s fourth wife.🤮🤮🤮
@lilyjackson6460 3 жыл бұрын
As they rightly should. Bridge trolls are respected members of the community who perform an important task, more than can be said for MTG.
@smandy1971 3 жыл бұрын
😂dam...
@notsure1969 3 жыл бұрын
It was the Toll Troll.
@wbennin 3 жыл бұрын
Legit thought you were talking about Magic: the Gathering, until I heard the joke
@tiberiussempronious6252 3 жыл бұрын
"Just humor him, what's the worst that can happen?" Last words of democracy
@katef184 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly what they said when Hitler invaded Poland in 1939…
@FirewindII 2 жыл бұрын
@Tiberius Sempronious: ...and most appropriately applied to our own era's Audience of One. Joseph Goebbels, lie back down.
@mysticdragoon5789 2 жыл бұрын
The Centre Party (Henrich Brunning in particular) trying to convince the Weimar Republic and other parties there is nothing to worry about and they can control Hitler, the funny moustache man, and the Enabling Act is no big deal.
@zarakikon6352 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Such things need to be judged on a person to person basis. And he should've been forced to stop spewing his Lies months ago !
@terri200 2 жыл бұрын
@@zarakikon6352 Years ago!!
@touhouguyII 3 жыл бұрын
Steven dancing past the camera made me choke with laughter
@TheJECNova 2 жыл бұрын
Good and Talented Comedian and awesome support team too. (Writers musicians, etc.)
@theodoreandrewveremis9849 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheJECNova someone explain the dominos joke related to the lie. Also, a pizzagate hypocrisy joke was a MAJOR missed opportunity
@DebHenry 2 жыл бұрын
*and* he's catholic so it hints he cares about other people?
@JohnDoe-jh5yr 2 жыл бұрын
Worth the re-watch just for this.
@66impala71 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen dancing past the camera is one of the funniest bits he does. So simple and hilarious 🤣😂
@CaptWesStarwind 3 жыл бұрын
There's nothing like seeing a Colbert back in their natural habitat. Just look at how much room he has to romp and frolic about. Truly majestic.
@everentropy 3 жыл бұрын
Nature is healing
@nobodyknows3180 3 жыл бұрын
Loved watching him cavort about the stage with that huge smile on his face! 5:58 6:21 6:48
@Nevertoleave 3 жыл бұрын
@@everentropy that took me a second. Lmao nice one
@mortuos557 3 жыл бұрын
somehow read this as David Attenborough
@nicoleowens6961 3 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly!
@mypillowguy445 3 жыл бұрын
Rudy's drink of choice is a MAGArita. The ingredients are white whine, a dash of orange and a very salty rim. Mixed with a Qtip.
@kenbrown2808 3 жыл бұрын
nicely done.
@mikeoxbig9392 3 жыл бұрын
Your comments are one of the best on youtube. Keep up the good work 👏
@747Antman 3 жыл бұрын
Just spotted this one. Corny but still clever.
@mypillowguy445 3 жыл бұрын
@@mikeoxbig9392 Haha thanks ✌
@nobodyknows3180 3 жыл бұрын
Well, that must be very popular with the MAGAts - they do so enjoy licking HIS rim.
@GrannySoupLadle 3 жыл бұрын
“In my defense, I’m stupid.”
@NoalFarstrider 3 жыл бұрын
The band was hilarious tonight. I like how they were half lost, and half on point, lol.
@jamestimlin856 3 жыл бұрын
"When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent." Isaac Asimov.
@johnmalcolm4822 3 жыл бұрын
When education funding is reduced and billions are spent on propaganda, Democracy falls into the wrong hands. - me
@carrollsanders9376 3 жыл бұрын
When You defend Your 2A rights by pooping on the Capitol's Rugs expect your sanity to be Questioned.
@DrownedInExile 3 жыл бұрын
Idiocracy was not a film. It was prescient.
@lolitaalmostgrown 3 жыл бұрын
Oooo good ☝️
@nk-dw2hm 3 жыл бұрын
@@carrollsanders9376 no. These people cannot be given insanity as an excuse, they were fully aware of what they were doing and must be held accountable Question their intelligence? Sure!
@mk1st 3 жыл бұрын
I love it when the writers get him to crack a bit with lines he didn't expect
@earthworminfertainment 2 жыл бұрын
How smart are you to think he doesnt read his monologue before he performs.
@mk1st 2 жыл бұрын
@@earthworminfertainment I'm sure he does but in a fast-paced writing environment things are often re-written at the last moment. Performers at this level trust their writers.
@HeadsetVZ 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing Stephen dancing around the camera with a big smile on his face fills me with life.
@zackcarlton9645 3 жыл бұрын
They missed an opportunity for “Late Toe with Stephen Sole: Bare”
@Bloory100 3 жыл бұрын
ZZZZzzzz........
@Chunkboi 2 жыл бұрын
That's a bit of a reach, when Stephen already called out someone's agony of de feet.
@mypillowguy445 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing 😂😂😂
@SeppelSquirrel 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant.
@SeppelSquirrel 2 жыл бұрын
The Left Toe with Stepping Sole Bare
@lw3269 3 жыл бұрын
"Those can can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities": Voltaire.
@dokskwyr4353 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't know he said that. Smart guy.
@michaelmeehan6254 3 жыл бұрын
@@dokskwyr4353 Voltaire goes on to say those with no brain will make you go insane>
@BlackMambo 3 жыл бұрын
BRAVO...! 👍🏽👍🏽
@cctomcat321 3 жыл бұрын
It's (also) easier to fool someone than convince them that they have been fooled. - Mark Twain
@dokskwyr4353 3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelmeehan6254 Didn't know he said that either. Its like he knew these guys personally.
@toymakanik 3 жыл бұрын
Pauline was my old boss. I used to work at that pizzeria. It's so weird hearing that she said that stuff. I remember her and I getting in a fight one night over whether or not the civil war was about slavery.. she cried states rights... we were in pennsylvania.. this is all starting to make sense. Glad I got out of there.
@zbagz01 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah - state's rights to own slaves.
@robc4191 3 жыл бұрын
@Milkyway2099 i'm a business owner, so i know a lot of business owners. A LOT of them are sll in for trump. Usually the second generation owners, the guys who inherited it from their dads. I guess they grew up with entitlement and resentment so they are perfect fit for trump's message.
@catha.j.stuart2200 3 жыл бұрын
It's a small world 😜
@trainingxtrish 3 жыл бұрын
Where in PA? Is it still in business?
@toymakanik 3 жыл бұрын
@@trainingxtrish near Kane, PA. I asked a friend who still works there if Its still open and they said yes. Someone else is running it now.
@rachaeljoakim3868 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he's reading the stage directions when it involves waiting for the crowd to react. he's so happy to have them back!
@carolynmcmickle9742 2 жыл бұрын
“She’s going to get away Scot free, just like Jesus!” 😅
@alicemoore8802 2 жыл бұрын
As for her owning a DOMINO'S.... Tom Monaghan, founder of Domino's is a hardcore right wing activist who founded a whole town in Florida which would run by Catholic doctrine and not accept birth control, homosexuality or Playboy magazine being sold at stores. He would likely support her actions
@evillyn7895 3 жыл бұрын
I adore Stephen's dancing. The man has a gift for physical comedy that is unsurpassed.
@TampaDave 2 жыл бұрын
Charlie Chaplin and Red Skelton were pretty good at it.
@karlfisher1864 2 жыл бұрын
@@TampaDave Hugh Laurie was more subtle, but great! Buster Keaton? Karl
@charlx8979 2 жыл бұрын
Jackie chan surpasses him handily, but stephen is very good
@hajorm.a3474 2 жыл бұрын
Unsurpassed? I've seen drunk people dancing funnier than that lmao
@Opus313 3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations, LSSC staff and crew, on your well deserved Emmy Nominations! Storage closet or stage, you're the best!
@Laura-S196 3 жыл бұрын
The LSSC was nominated for a long list of Emmy Awards.
@maxhydekyle2425 3 жыл бұрын
@@Laura-S196 Somehow
@grovergod 2 жыл бұрын
I could watch Colbert dance like that ALL DAY.
@KristophJeffers 2 жыл бұрын
Best monologue in a fucking MINUTE. Well written, well delivered!
@leatherindian 3 жыл бұрын
Great writing, great presentation. The nominations are well deserved.
@ziqi92 3 жыл бұрын
No one ever accused the MAGA crowd of knowing geography…or anything really.
@victorarredondo304 3 жыл бұрын
You guys can't even determine ur gender
@feywildheart2878 3 жыл бұрын
@@victorarredondo304 I'm not taking gender advise from the demographic of divorces and domestic violence.
@robc4191 3 жыл бұрын
@@feywildheart2878 i think comerade Victor gets paid by the reply.
@feywildheart2878 3 жыл бұрын
@@robc4191 possibly? A 2014 account seems odd for trolls, and the effort to fill it with videos crappy guitar covers is a bit much, but I could see that.
@robc4191 3 жыл бұрын
@@feywildheart2878 i didnt look that closely, it was just a joke.
@dru70292 2 жыл бұрын
Why are none of them charged with insurrection?
@dar6095 2 жыл бұрын
Because it wasn't an insurrection
@Anna-tj7mp 3 жыл бұрын
My favourite Colbert, Evvie, was right about Stephen needing a live audience.
@quickworkmarketingopcpvtlt783 3 жыл бұрын
The world suffers not because of action of few bad men,but silence of good one.
@jennymacallan9071 3 жыл бұрын
"Dehydrated Guy Fieri" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lindathalman3506 10 ай бұрын
I'm laughing myself silly with this clip. Thank you Colbert.
@riffgroove 2 жыл бұрын
"Challenging a Capitol building security guard to a dance-off...." I died. 🤣
@Brett_S_420 3 жыл бұрын
How could they release him when he was chasing that cop ldown like that? He also had a knife in his pocket. F that! None of them should be released!
@dernvader6876 3 жыл бұрын
Pisses me off - I got more punishment for having weed on me...
@wyskass861 3 жыл бұрын
Bail is mostly based on what danger you pose during release and flight risk, not so much on what the charge was. The charge can factor into it obviously, but for informing behavior during the release. Otherwise it's punishment before your court appearance, and would imply prejudice. I agree with you about those people in general, but let's not lose sight and purpose of the law.
@nikolaipersad4098 3 жыл бұрын
This!!!!
@fredworthmn 3 жыл бұрын
Um, wasn't this guy's release just one of Steve's jokes? I could be wrong of course, but like you I would not be pleased.
@DeepFriedPenguin 3 жыл бұрын
This show deserves all The Emmy's. I'm so addicted to this show, I go through withdrawal symptoms whenever Stephen takes a break for the holidays.
@alanai1981 3 жыл бұрын
We all do…
@eccomz 2 жыл бұрын
Steven's high feet rating would have been a good time to do that dance again.
@jagdeeshzeitgeist 3 жыл бұрын
6:27 "Audience claps in time." - arguably the best cc that dilutes the very foundation of an Emmy nominated show.
@JohnDoe-jh5yr 2 жыл бұрын
The audience deserves an emmy just for clapping on time.
@mikeoxbig9392 3 жыл бұрын
“I love idiots and idiots love me.” - President Clorox
@victorarredondo304 3 жыл бұрын
You misspelled Clorox to Biden
@philster6383 3 жыл бұрын
@@victorarredondo304 You MAGAt Victor misplaced your brain.
@cherlyn1221 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I can say I'm not surprised or not that there were actually people who injected or drank bleach when he said that. I recently spoke to someone who said she was going to do it. She said something about how she heard it from her president and thought she should listen, but then she remembered he was crazy and didn't follow through.
@GreenBeanGreenBean 3 жыл бұрын
@@victorarredondo304 Nope he spelled Rump correctly, the largest loser ever... Rump lost 4 elections in a row!!!
@mypillowguy445 3 жыл бұрын
President Clorox was imbleached because he Lysol the time. Then Biden wiped the floor with him...
@NewMessage 3 жыл бұрын
Ut-oh.. Don't tell Q that Pauline owns a pizza shop...
@robc4191 3 жыл бұрын
Somebody better suit up and go check out the basement, make sure Hillary and George Soros aren't hiding out down there
@Marylogical 3 жыл бұрын
No. They SHOULD be told. Who knows what could be going on in the basement.
@robc4191 3 жыл бұрын
@@Marylogical and whoever goes in, make sure you have a vest, two AR15s, four 1911s and half a dozen smoke grenades... And AT LEAST 2000 rounds! Never know if you're going to run into some blood sucking liberals down there!
@JerzyPR50 3 жыл бұрын
A disgrace to the name Pauline
@kimlehman604 2 жыл бұрын
@@robc4191 there is no basement there. Sorry outta luck. Save you the trouble.
@danielallman9825 3 жыл бұрын
Why aren't these people being charged with murder? If a death occurs during the commission of a crime/felony all participants in said crime are able to be charged with first degree murder. Unless I'm missing something? Is the law applied differently here?
@beth8775 3 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why they aren't being charged with treason.
@Tonyhouse1168 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes the law is being applied very differently in the case of this particular group of “malcontents”
@charlx8979 2 жыл бұрын
The law is applied differently when the defendants are white and republican And not poor black men the state wants to use for prison labor
@favoritemustard3542 2 жыл бұрын
Oh... who was murdered?
@annebruecks7381 2 жыл бұрын
@@favoritemustard3542 A Capitol police officer.
@imnavhuh7823 3 жыл бұрын
He simply misspoke. He knew exactly where he was. What BS!
@cmconley33 2 жыл бұрын
Or drunk. Or high. Or stoned. None of which is an excuse for criminal activity. But he’s not out of hot water-he’s just awaiting trial in jail. He’s awaiting trial getting high an playing XBox.
@xadam2dudex 2 жыл бұрын
He was speaking in code for his fellow idiots
@ProdigalGeek 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen's dancing is arguably the biggest thing I missed during "A Late Show"
@fatherofchickens7951 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Kermit on The Muppet Show🥰
@ekdaufin1485 3 жыл бұрын
NO he danced plenty (did you watch?) just had more room to and camera people to follow or not for effect, not necessity. 😀
@garywendeln7114 3 жыл бұрын
Kind of reminds me of his viewers ...... obviously strung out on crack or methamphetamines and fall for the false Propaganda being spewed out by the DemocRATS'. Baaaa. Baaaaa all you SHEEP.
@notconvinced 3 жыл бұрын
Me too!! Stephen is a sexy sexy man who is certainly smooooooooth on his feet and his wits too❣ Evie is a very lucky woman🌞!
@Lorangebeatrice 3 жыл бұрын
YES. And I’d pay good money for those 2 seconds of dancing out of frame.
@theserna 3 жыл бұрын
man, we really need to tax billionaires more
@feywildheart2878 3 жыл бұрын
B-but muh bottom dollar, and muh underpayed wage slaves
@patamakka08 3 жыл бұрын
We do
@championette.. 3 жыл бұрын
@@patamakka08 Not really!
@championette.. 3 жыл бұрын
Considering that many of them currently pay nothing, beginning to tax them anything at all would be a good start!
@joelanderson_t 3 жыл бұрын
If that includes the kardashians, I’m down for that.
@victoriawilder3434 2 жыл бұрын
Thank god we can still hear Mark laughing in the background! His laugh is so infectious 😆
@burymeinjfflannel 2 жыл бұрын
Lots of laughs on this one. Love it when it so obvious he is having a great time
@Leonaza7 3 жыл бұрын
the "I was just following orders" defense didn't work too well for the Nazis at the Nuremberg Trials.
@victorarredondo304 3 жыл бұрын
Ridiculous comparison you just made. We are not nazis
@extremegrieferjesus8897 3 жыл бұрын
@@victorarredondo304 Not every Republican is a Nazi, but pretty much every Nazi in America is voting Republican.
@robc4191 3 жыл бұрын
No, we didn't let the nazis use the 'following orders' defence, but American soldiers have used it since then successfully. We dont hold ourselves to the same standards we impose on others.
@victorarredondo304 3 жыл бұрын
@@extremegrieferjesus8897 we're the Confederates democrats???
@maxhydekyle2425 3 жыл бұрын
You really shouldn't compare January 6th to the Holocaust. That's incredibly disgusting and it heavily minimizes the horrors of the Holocaust.
@Mr._Sandman 3 жыл бұрын
_Not Guilty by Reason of Stupidity_ Careful there, judge... You might set a precedent.
@TheCheermeister 3 жыл бұрын
Yep, the door has opened wide for the Trump clan, Rabid Rudy, Flynn, etc, etc, to plead stupidity.
@FirewindII 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheCheermeister Isn't that what Rudy's partner on the Trumpist team pled? "Don''t pay any attention to us because our defense makes no sense -- so let us off!"
@katieberwick5169 3 жыл бұрын
I still really miss the show without the audience...
@tobybartlett 2 жыл бұрын
🙋♂️ x2
@grey_jedi_knight_ali4859 2 жыл бұрын
🙋♀️x 10
@hajorm.a3474 2 жыл бұрын
They laugh on every fart
@fluffolzilla3154 2 жыл бұрын
🙋♀️ X 15
@phoenixliv 3 жыл бұрын
Lets check the basement of that Q-pizzaria owner because all those people know is projection.
@TuxedoMaskMusic 2 жыл бұрын
it has a pizza gate.
@chrisclever5467 2 жыл бұрын
Yes republican s are projecting pedo philia & demonization in the retrimpilicant party
@TheWoodsugar 3 жыл бұрын
When he dances like that, he looks like the world's most adorable Muppet
@ritab5153 3 жыл бұрын
YESSSSS! I love when he goes by the camera really close!!
@ChubbyUnicorn 3 жыл бұрын
RIGHT!!! I loved the homage.
@dma69nyc 3 жыл бұрын
I miss the dancing 🕺🕺🕺
@realcane9908 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, no masculinity or appearance of threat whatsoever
@daisysmum7336 2 жыл бұрын
OMG! That’s so perfect 😂
@Leonaza7 3 жыл бұрын
5 members of the same Texas family have today been arrested and accused of breaching the U.S. Capitol through a broken window during the insurrection. What a pathetic life they must lead.
@ogg5949 3 жыл бұрын
Hopefully their lives will get even more pathetic.... in prison.
@maxhydekyle2425 3 жыл бұрын
@@ogg5949 I doubt any of them will go to prison. I honestly doubt any of the people involved will face any serious consequences.
@alainarchambault2331 3 жыл бұрын
Stupidity is hereditary apparently.
@maxhydekyle2425 3 жыл бұрын
@@alainarchambault2331 That's been proven to a degree. It's part nature, part nurture.
@tenestetubo 3 жыл бұрын
Is Victor Escobedo in that list, by any chance?
@justjohn987 2 жыл бұрын
I don't normally laugh at his shows (because I'm dead inside)but this one was straight fire.
@IAmFJ1 2 жыл бұрын
I just had to come here and watch this again because seeing Stephen this happy makes me happy.
@something709 3 жыл бұрын
The next time a Republican tells you that Jan. 6 is not serious enough to establish a committee to investigate, remember what they did after Benghazi
@johnwattdotca 3 жыл бұрын
Benghazi never happened. It was an imaginary issue Republicans used against Hillary Clinton for over two years.
@marievillella4841 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnwattdotca where is Hillary these days
@stopinvadingmyprivacy8375 3 жыл бұрын
This is a very tribal, boring way to win an argument. And extremely unlikely to convince someone who doesn't already agree with you.
@TheMrMeng 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin McCarthy boasted about how the Benghazi hearings were hurting Hillary's approval ratings. In this case turnabout is absolutely fair play.
@michaelhernandez3041 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnwattdotca yeah and Democrats gave them bipartisanship in the 1st and 2nd but number of investigations the Republicans did on their own is crazy. Democrats behaved with ethics dignity and open mindedness to determine who, what, and where and how can we stop it from happening again.
@maddog2314 3 жыл бұрын
I think Stephen is more excited about his foot rating than the emmy nominations.
@lynnhettrick7588 3 жыл бұрын
I think you're right!
@eveFlower101 3 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 totally
@anitagee3362 3 жыл бұрын
Nearly spit out my drink with his little dance 😆😆😆
@angela19023 2 жыл бұрын
Hasn’t miss a beat. He makes me smile every time he dances. Dance with me, Stephen!❤️
@ryangentle9940 3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations to The Late Show for their Emmy nominations
@LazyGyro 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks :)
@sandragruhle6288 3 жыл бұрын
Well deserved for the social and political commentary these past five years, and a big thanks for the part you had in the 2020 Presidential election win for Biden.❤️🤗
@itsabughunt6310 3 жыл бұрын
All of the late shows should get awards for entertaining us during a pandemic.
@bluemoon9530 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen is on fire tonight! The pizza jokes were great and the dancing superb! 👏👏👏👏
@SpSot 3 жыл бұрын
@@bluemoon9530 I love his dancing.😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
@tigerlilly9038 3 жыл бұрын
SAVING SANITY YES!!
@DJBillionator 3 жыл бұрын
Because, opinionated entertainment is all they did. You will own nothing and love it. ;)
@garybrown6656 3 жыл бұрын
Totally agreed, everybody across the board should be rewarded.
@imisseveryone2716 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen, you crack me up, love the dancing 😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣❤
@flyingwithoutfear1604 2 жыл бұрын
Im so happy that you are back in the studio with a live audience! But I do miss lockdown Stephen, long hair, the slam, but seeing you dancing up to the camera was priceless. Thankyou Stephen, you bring a smile to so many
@richardl6188 3 жыл бұрын
Hope you win the Emmys, you definitely deserve it!
@boburnem3640 3 жыл бұрын
“Think about how dumb the average person is, then realize that most people are even dumber!” -George Carlin
@Nezztyful 3 жыл бұрын
*half of them. That’s the point of taking the average (also the actual quote says “stupid” rather than “dumb”, but that’s neither here nor there). A great quote nonetheless
@IMelkor42 3 жыл бұрын
'Half', not most. Also assumes normal distribution
@nobodyknows3180 3 жыл бұрын
@@IMelkor42 I think the correct word would be the 'mean' not the 'average', but average comes across better in the joke
@troubledjoe6201 3 жыл бұрын
Median. I’ll get my mathematically pedantic coat. The mean - which is most commonly referred to as the average - can be higher or lower than the median, which is the middle value, depending how the data is distributed. It is statistically correct therefore to say that most men have smaller than average penises.
@athiefdom5412 3 жыл бұрын
Well we’re still talking about Jan 6...
@220guy 2 жыл бұрын
I could watch Stephen dance all day long!
@pr-fe 3 жыл бұрын
The Pooh Lego set makes sense, given what they smeared around the capital.
@FuriousImp 2 жыл бұрын
That's a shitty remark.
@emtpet 2 жыл бұрын
@@FuriousImp 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lorenyoung791 2 жыл бұрын
They thought they’d get smarter . . . like it would make them ex-cretins.
@something709 3 жыл бұрын
Congressional Democrats need to pass the For The People Act ASAP so the GOP could never cheat their way into power
@victorarredondo304 3 жыл бұрын
You democrats are pushing illegal immigrants to vote & no id. You are the cheaters
@feywildheart2878 3 жыл бұрын
@@victorarredondo304 with how often laws regarding restricting voting, even if you're a citizen, and relying on gerrymandering a broken system that snubs the popular vote, calling democrats cheaters is adorable. It's okay to admit the party that leans on fearmongering, lies and making perceived enemies feel bad isn't popular.
@sandragruhle6288 3 жыл бұрын
You meant again, right?
@GreenBeanGreenBean 3 жыл бұрын
@@victorarredondo304 the only known fraudsters are ALL REPUBLICANS
@telectronix1368 3 жыл бұрын
Tell it to Manchin.
@JoeEnglandShow 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I can't blame folks for having a foot fetish. Or any kind of fetish, really. There's so much genuine malfeasance in America today, letting our freak flags fly online is pretty harmless compared to what some folks get up to. Like, for example, plotting to start a militia and heading to the "White House".
@zesty9815 3 жыл бұрын
Is there a fetish site for flag-gropers? If not, why not?
@rainbowruler6453 3 жыл бұрын
@@zesty9815 I hope to god not
@ashleeedb 3 жыл бұрын
Well Ex-president Twittler would be all over that. You've seen some of the things he does to flags.
@benzaiten933 3 жыл бұрын
well said, it's such harmless fun and even if some consider it 'weird', so what? people really should be a bit more open minded about each other. I'd rather people enjoy looking at other people's feet instead of hurting each other, bullying each other, committing treason and such.
@Melesniannon 3 жыл бұрын
@@zesty9815 Well "flag fetishism" is generally a derogatory term for American nationalism, and there's definitely sites for that. Also googling this subject to see if there was a specific flag-fetishists site easily available did lead to some interesting results, like learning about the existence of a fetish flag. Not the same thing at all, but interesting.
@sealyoness 3 жыл бұрын
The pizza dance is even funnier the second and third times around!
@edforest6344 2 жыл бұрын
Colbert is my new spirit animal…
@davee.9906 3 жыл бұрын
Only 8 nominations? They shorted you.
@Droemar 3 жыл бұрын
"A divinely empowered being immune from laws." Well, we know why she was there now.
@Tential1 3 жыл бұрын
Just wow....
@danielp7394 3 жыл бұрын
Shout out to the band, are just a super group of talent led by the man himself.
@ekdaufin1485 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the dancing. Only benefit for me of this format, you all have more room to dance. This bit got MORE funny the more you did it!
@thewraithwriter22 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely missed opportunity to say "He may have beaten you to space, but people will beat it to your feet."
@susanhowie2796 3 жыл бұрын
OMG! You are the Best!! You make me laugh so hard. When you dance and move around the camera. I lost it!!! You and your crew deserve all the awards.
@the-trustees 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, a "Highlights" Goofus and Gallant reference! Sweet nostalgia.... mmmmm. LOL
@tommyt1971 3 жыл бұрын
“I assume it’s a Domino’s…” ***FACEPALM***
@TheJECNova 2 жыл бұрын
Oh now, C'mon! Those were golden! Not unlike a properly made and cooked pizza crust. 🥁
@theodoreandrewveremis9849 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheJECNova explain that one?
@TheJECNova 2 жыл бұрын
@@theodoreandrewveremis9849 🤨
@dianewach4168 3 жыл бұрын
are they adding emmy awards for family members who became production staff during a pandemic? they should consider it.
@stevenjohnson243 3 жыл бұрын
colbert is deplorable
@mariag.8242 3 жыл бұрын
Co-host nomination for Evie!
@feywildheart2878 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome one and all, looking forward to seeing more monsters being punished for their actions.
@Lethgar_Smith 3 жыл бұрын
I saw a headline today that a Capital rioter spent 2 days in prison for his crime.
@Each1Teach1BuildMany 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lethgar_Smith and another got probation. I saw that earlier today.
@johnbrowne3950 3 жыл бұрын
For what? Break and entry and messing up the foyer and Pelosi's desk?
@feywildheart2878 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnbrowne3950 Yes, like how the assassination of Lincoln was because he wouldn't take his giant stovepipe off. Or how the gas chambers were just an insecticide to kill lice and ticks. Did you forget that they were chanting to hang mike pence? And that they were trying to overturn an election?
@cctomcat321 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnbrowne3950 how about... Assaulting, Resisting, or Impeding Certain Officers; Assaulting, Resisting, or Impeding Certain Officers Using a Dangerous Weapon; Civil Disorder and Aiding and Abetting; Destruction of Government Property Exceeding $1,000; Obstruction of an Official Proceeding and Aiding and Abetting; Entering and Remaining in a Restricted Building or Grounds with a Deadly or Dangerous Weapon; Disorderly and Disruptive Conduct in a Restricted Building or Grounds with a Deadly or Dangerous Weapon; Engaging in Physical Violence in a Restricted building or Grounds with a Deadly or Dangerous Weapon; Disorderly Conduct in a Capitol Building; Act of Physical Violence in the Capitol Building; Parading, Demonstrating, or Picketing in a Capitol Building
@highstimulation2497 3 жыл бұрын
oh god, those Tarantella bits killed me.
@rebekahleib9303 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely adore it when Stephen dances, I just gotta say. XD
@NewMessage 3 жыл бұрын
Pauline's about to be immune from freedom, for sure.
@nobodyknows3180 3 жыл бұрын
when she's in a cell, she'll have plenty of time for meditating.
@Swishy_Blue 3 жыл бұрын
Colbert: thank you - the viewers. KZfaq: [gasp] he means me !
@everentropy 3 жыл бұрын
That old PBS feeling
@paulm.8660 3 жыл бұрын
This nomination made possible by viewers like you
@erinrafferty5659 3 жыл бұрын
Now he’s more interested in his new in-studio girlfriend 😔
@fizgig2016 2 жыл бұрын
Oh god, the "Italian" dancing made me laugh like a loon. I woke the dog up!
@ekenny3425 3 жыл бұрын
You can tell Stephen's been waiting fifteen long months to perform that dance 😃
@Gypsy415 3 жыл бұрын
It's gotta be funny sitting in the audience and watching Stephen dance; but, it's hysterical having him dance out of camera range and then reappear really close to the lens.
@danw918 3 жыл бұрын
It's was vaguely funny the first time.....
@veramae4098 3 жыл бұрын
Third time, I thought reflexively, too much. But no. I finally made me truly LOL.
@SuziRider5D 3 жыл бұрын
He is ALWAYS going off his mark! Drives the camera guys nuts, since staying on your mark is TV Acting 101: Lesson 1.
@brettany_renee_blatchley 2 жыл бұрын
You have to know _when_ to "break the rules," and he does. 😊
@vhead612 2 жыл бұрын
I replayed it the first time like twice so I watched it 4 times. Now 7. It like a total cartoon! He has moves. What a great entertainer. That’s what makes the audience version better. You get all of Mr. Colbert! And John Batiste! Both very fine men.
@blueguy15 3 жыл бұрын
January 6 is a true wake up that America needed. We need to learn that those we consider to be idiotic may not always be harmless.
@joanne4758 3 жыл бұрын
blueguy15 - The world was horrified when it happened - but it doesn't take long to get superseded by other events. We can laugh at them all - but I'm sure they considered the whole event a success Rgds.
@inochikage 3 жыл бұрын
Too bad most Americans hit the Snooze button.
@manuelschneider1105 3 жыл бұрын
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
@cammcbri 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing happened that the Democrats didn't want to happen. Far more insurrection from BLM and AntiFa rioters.
@markgiovana8217 3 жыл бұрын
@@cammcbri yeah because the Democrats wanted to be hunted down by a bunch of insane lunatics who want to kill anyone who doesn’t buy into their ridiculous alternative reality. Do you listen to yourself? You’re trying to claim that the targets of the attack wanted it to happen.
@owangejewice 2 жыл бұрын
You keep giving colbert awards like this and he's gonna wind up thinking he'd make a good president someday...
@TheJECNova 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he already at one point said, "No thanks!" To that idea. Interesting abd entertaining one though.....
@marypierce2845 2 жыл бұрын
Stephens monologues are Terrific!!!👍🏾👍🏾😂
@woodyarnold9630 3 жыл бұрын
I think he really cares about the Evy Award.
@ronpitchford9593 3 жыл бұрын
Rnv.19 awaits.
@somethingclever4563 3 жыл бұрын
Hell I do too lol
@mrde0mrsai 3 жыл бұрын
And the wikifeet rating.
@elanacurl 3 жыл бұрын
@woodyArnold and you get the "thou shalt not judge award" Mirror folks mirrors
@giuseppelogiurato5718 3 жыл бұрын
You mean his wife, "Evie"? (He already won that one, lol)
@livetime5815 3 жыл бұрын
Idiocracy 2: Jan. 6th Insurrection Boogaloo.
@AdrianColley 3 жыл бұрын
This particular individual will be qualified to be Secretary of the Interior. I hope he likes electrolytes.
@championette.. 3 жыл бұрын
BA HA HA HA HA!! :) Love it
@SP_3333 2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know how much I missed the Colbert twirly dance.
@tylerrjohnson68 2 жыл бұрын
He can dance in prison for his insurrectionist friends
@ekdaufin1485 3 жыл бұрын
You HAD an audience as shown by your Emmy Awards and all our energy supporting you each time!!! Hard to receive in this format but grateful. My true love and appreciation grew for you in the other format that felt so personal to MOST of the audience (who cannot and can never be in the studio with you)! 💖💖🙏🏾👊🏾
@raviamodernepic 3 жыл бұрын
"Divinely empowered" sounds like some Heavenly Mandate crap. She might be working for the Qin Dynasty 😂
@johnmalcolm4822 3 жыл бұрын
Synonyms do sound like they mean the same thing.
@SarahElisabethJoyal 3 жыл бұрын
The Qin "dynasty" lasted for all of 15 years and encompassed literally one ruler. So, a fair comparison really.
@DrownedInExile 3 жыл бұрын
She sounds like a sovereign citizen. Paging P. Barnes! "God's not worried about insurrection. I am."
@Marylogical 3 жыл бұрын
I'd really like to know if the judge or prosecutor was intelligent enough to ask what exactly were her powers??
@verseapocalyptica668 3 жыл бұрын
The Qanon Dynasty.
@dbone3356 3 жыл бұрын
So... He is innocent of crime because he thought he was commiting it in a different location?
@ValerieJNorse 3 жыл бұрын
The judge just released him to house arrest, didn't find him not guilty. His trial is still upcoming. But the judge thought that, since the guy clearly didn't even know where he was, there wasn't any evidence that he had put pre-planning into it. Not sure I agree with that. Stupid people can premeditate, they just do it badly.
@dbone3356 3 жыл бұрын
@@ValerieJNorse If he is too dumb to know where he is, lock him up and tell him he is in a hotel. If he is that stupid he shouldn't be allowed to look after himself. Britney Spears can't decide which panties to wear on her own, but we have this guy out here in charge of his own life?
@md61211 3 жыл бұрын
@@dbone3356 The hotel comment is priceless
@elizabeth3124 3 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ithlpcZ2xKm8pXU.html ?
@LLL-zt3fz 3 жыл бұрын
More proof that the Dumpty minions are absolutely, positively the STUPIDEST people on earth!!!
@arobyte 2 жыл бұрын
I thoroughly enjoyed the dancing lol XD
@kevinforever6898 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen produces a show that’s so witty, intelligent, informative, and pure comedy gold. Night after night after night.
@bryanisraw 3 жыл бұрын
I, for one, am happy that I can still here that dude cackling behind the camera. You rock, man 😂
@unifiedvision999 3 жыл бұрын
Loved your "four magazines" LOL; and this guy had to list, "bring assault rifle", as if he'd forget that of all things.
@KM-rt5jj 3 жыл бұрын
It's just like that thing where you make lunch for work, put it in the fridge and leave for work
@unifiedvision999 2 жыл бұрын
@@KM-rt5jj well, but he probably sleeps next to his gun, he wouldn't want to forget and be in the dog house.
@toddyfloyd9936 2 жыл бұрын
dancing across the screen to the pizza song made me spit laughing.
@youreg 2 жыл бұрын
"To get to the White House, start at the White House, then walk away from the White House, two miles down Pennsylvania Avenue, 'til you arrive at the White House" Small world! Oh wait, probably a flat-Earther, though... 🤔
@Tuturial464 3 жыл бұрын
Congrats Stephen you deserve this for your hard work and dedication!
@treyurbach2550 3 жыл бұрын
Seditionist Roundup Roundup is my favorite segment of every show.
@aaronjay4896 3 жыл бұрын
Moo
@mike_base 2 жыл бұрын
John's little lick on the piano just after the "just like Jesus" line... 😄😆😂❤️
@robertmannel4446 2 жыл бұрын
Joy of Man's Desire. JS Bach
@GigiTupas 3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha! I looove the dancing!😀
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