No, Stephen Colbert Did NOT Attend Barack Obama's 60th Birthday Party
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2 жыл бұрынWhile concerns over climate change and the global pandemic dominate headlines, tonight's Late Show monologue begins by addressing the real question on everyone's minds: did Stephen Colbert attend Barack Obama's birthday party or not? #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@abbyluvssoccer 2 жыл бұрын
You and Seth should not be allowed to take the same weeks off. Dear God! We were dyin….
@naotamf1588 2 жыл бұрын
i was already loosing my sense of purpose!
@toad4ever103 2 жыл бұрын
You got that right. I had withdrawal symptoms big time.
@wakjerfabbubg6183 2 жыл бұрын
Jj
@HOTD108_ 2 жыл бұрын
Especially now that Conan's gone, these absences are more painful than ever.
@poopnoodle9563 2 жыл бұрын
TRULY
@JustSt3f 2 жыл бұрын
2 weeks that felt like 2 years don't ever do that again Stephen
@bryanwilkens 2 жыл бұрын
RIGHT!?
@kristienorsedragonwebber1328 2 жыл бұрын
If he’s going to do that, he needs to not schedule it at the same time as Seth Meyers, Trevor Noah, and Jimmy Kimmell! I was dying for the news.
@FixNewsPlease 2 жыл бұрын
All these late night guys take too much time off. We depend on them 😠
@00dahc 2 жыл бұрын
He only works like 3 weeks a month
@sbuceeh 2 жыл бұрын
For real!😩😩😩
@Josie-6 2 жыл бұрын
“Dr. Larry Brilliant” sounds like an Austin Powers villain.
@cyndis3942 2 жыл бұрын
the goddamned calculator gag gets me every single time! Florida needs a larger codpiece!
@cpforreal6992 2 жыл бұрын
Same. Ever since strangers with candy.
@cyndis3942 2 жыл бұрын
@@cpforreal6992 I didn't know that's where it came from! That slipped under my radar somehow.
@mlghelp2day 2 жыл бұрын
"Okay, let's all make a fun pose for NO reason!" LOL 😆😂😂
@RLSchanneltwo 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen’s physical comedy is off the chain! 😂
@mlghelp2day 2 жыл бұрын
Yes it is! I wish he did MORE of it. I kept rewinding that part because I was LMAO!😂
@adamellis6785 2 жыл бұрын
Was anyone else waiting breathlessly to see if Stephen would strike THAT ONE POSE? You know which one I mean . . .
@karismaklysm 2 жыл бұрын
Every time he does the Strangers with Candy adding machine bit, a comedian gets their wings!
@fatfreddyscat5767 2 жыл бұрын
Where's Amy?
@blindsightedkill 2 жыл бұрын
I love when it glitches and prints for a long time
@jocelynjohnston8257 2 жыл бұрын
The "Strangers with Candy" movie is one my favourite things. Every time Stephen yells "God....DAAAAMN IT!", I lose my mind.
@michaelflores3064 2 жыл бұрын
Ring it, RING it, RING IT!!!
@jeeess9979 2 жыл бұрын
Your comment made me have déjà vu.
@CapricornSister13 2 жыл бұрын
"....let's all make a fun pose for no reason!" I spit my coffee all over my desk. Worth it.
@tanyaolson4174 2 жыл бұрын
As a Floridian (no longer living in FL), it warmed my heart to hear so many boos for our "governor."
@michaelwaller342 2 жыл бұрын
Love that John dinking the piano when Stephen drops his "props" off screen is back!!!
@uriahheep5665 2 жыл бұрын
Illusions need soundtracks.
@papwithanhatchet902 2 жыл бұрын
Plinking. Dinking is several other things, none of which mean what you think it does. Made me laugh, though!
@cyndis3942 2 жыл бұрын
yes!! I missed that too!!!
@MooYum 2 жыл бұрын
Was at this taping yesterday. Jon first missed that cue and they redid b/c those sound fx are THAT important and that funny!
@ealpert33 2 жыл бұрын
@@MooYum Ah! I didn't know those are re-taped!
@brandondavidson4085 2 жыл бұрын
For the record, Dr. Larry Brilliant was part of the WHO team in the 70s who helped to eradicate smallpox in the continent of India. So yeah, I'd say he knows what he's talking about in regards to infectious diseases.
@sassysarina9718 2 жыл бұрын
Interesting
@atomicknight63 2 жыл бұрын
I thought Dr. Brilliant was at the SCP Foundation.
@whospinoy 2 жыл бұрын
@@atomicknight63 Nice
@SpeckleKen 2 жыл бұрын
And was he part of the team that turned India into a continent?!
@Sir6ALotB 2 жыл бұрын
@@SpeckleKen I partially blame the Americans for not referring to us as Asians in their day to day terminology. If they did they'd remember India is a country in Asia too 😂
@alanmcrae8594 2 жыл бұрын
"You smell their hair and then get back to work." LMAO
@flammablewater1755 2 жыл бұрын
Those musical interludes are so much better when the band performs them.
@damianjim2255 2 жыл бұрын
Yes Stephen is back. It felt like forever.
@laelae4580 2 жыл бұрын
Felt a lot longer than 2 weeks.
@caroljo420 2 жыл бұрын
He has a way of tickling my funny bone that no one else can. I think it's the intelligence behind the jokes. He's silly, but smart.
@sassysarina9718 2 жыл бұрын
OMG. I know! I had to watch so much news and I was getting stressed to the max!
@retroblue69696 2 жыл бұрын
how sad are peoples lives that they watch this pre apocalyptical unfunny talk shows that are now straight up propaganda.
@misslanapaulford 2 ай бұрын
He should do what Jimmy Kimmel does and have someone fill In for him, someone like. John Oliver ( he only works 1 day) Trevor Noah Leslie ( from SNL) don't know her last name. Jon Stewart, he only does Mondays.
@robertahubert9155 2 жыл бұрын
I knew the people in Florida had brain damage when they acquitted Casey Anthony
@LD86 2 жыл бұрын
They are paying for their stupidity now.
@toad4ever103 2 жыл бұрын
Wow. That's a flashback.
@Hollins23 2 жыл бұрын
That was such a sad case.
@kenna163 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair they acquitted her for first degree murder which the prosecution was stupid enough to pursue. The jury still thought she was guilty
@toad4ever103 2 жыл бұрын
@@patrickm8894 Who are you to say that? A trumpie I suppose.
@wifemom757 2 жыл бұрын
"I'll scale me back..." 😂🤣😭
@bec7080 2 жыл бұрын
"could it be that even rich people don't want to waste non refundable tickets?" "No, no it can't be that"
@jeeess9979 2 жыл бұрын
I have noticed extremely wealthy people be very cheap and expect me to pay for everything
@dariushmortazavi9623 2 жыл бұрын
The sad truth is, they went not because they didn't want to waste the tickets, they went just in case there's a change of plans and they get reinvited. Or maybe Obamas see them walking down the streets and would feel bad and put them back on the list. The thing is, even with non refundable flights, airlines are giving credits for future flights if you can't go.
@rhiannonrede 2 жыл бұрын
My brother & his partner are in NY to see your show tomorrow. He is so lucky!
@canoegirl6335 2 жыл бұрын
My dream
@virginiatyree6705 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, lucky, they are. v
@jewetts 2 жыл бұрын
@Turnip Potato Trump won a free trip to PRISON.....Dream on Trumptard
@TommyChardonneret 2 жыл бұрын
@Renee Minicozzi Exactly which "he" is so lucky? Do you dislike and ignore your brother or his partner? Curious way to turn a phrase.
@sassysarina9718 2 жыл бұрын
I'm completely jealous!!!
@danimation88 2 жыл бұрын
Looks at Stephen's legs in the photo. "THE BEACONS OF MINAS TIRITH ARE LIT!! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!!"
@pacmanshooter247 2 жыл бұрын
AND ROHAN WILL ANSWER!
@gamepapa1211 2 жыл бұрын
If there is a Comment of the Week segment on the show, this should win it because OH MY GOD!
@Javierm0n0 2 жыл бұрын
🤣😭🤣
@JacWarner 2 жыл бұрын
Oh very good.
@selisamajor9122 2 жыл бұрын
Ride on 🐴🐴
@duncancan69 2 жыл бұрын
"Comedians should be the first ones cut"; I don't think she only meant parties but like lifeboats and stuff... nice!
@rainbowruler6453 2 жыл бұрын
I think she meant killed lmaooo
@jp-legal 2 жыл бұрын
You might have guessed if there is a delta crisis that the last persons you might disinvite from your party are the fun bringers
@jazzdirt 2 жыл бұрын
Australia on fire, Greece on fire, Turkey on fire.... Humanity:"It'll be fine" ... In Greece they had to evacuate entire islands, because they ran out of fire-planes.. Humanity:"It'll be fine".... My faith in humanity just took a nosedive... again..
@Rig0r_M0rtis 2 жыл бұрын
Well it seems humanity can go without Greece or Turkey...
@ninjabiatch101 2 жыл бұрын
“The guy hearing-‘booooooooooo’” That was perfect. Lol
@Indras25 2 жыл бұрын
Glad to have you back, Stephen!
@zadescrivner 2 жыл бұрын
Amen!
@Fatdecember 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah…..cause we need more propaganda of orange man bad with unfunny liberal humor.
@toddmckintyre2064 2 жыл бұрын
"newspapers" should be required to do the bare minimum of fact checking. C'mon!
@wylier 2 жыл бұрын
they do a lot of internal fact-checking, tho. Some folks are actually paid to do it, even.
@ElizabethReninger 2 жыл бұрын
"... like Jeffrey Dahmer apologizing for not having a permit to grill." Brutal.
@SarahElisabethJoyal 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, grilling without a permit might actually have gotten him arrested
@peytonmarceaux8788 2 жыл бұрын
@@SarahElisabethJoyal victim
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
"Dr. Larry Brilliant" sounds like a character on an Adult Swim animated show that Stephen would do the voice for.
@88cameras 2 жыл бұрын
why not Dr. Larry David? 🤣🤣🤣
@toku6826 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like an SCP doctor who argues with Dr. Bright.
@danieljob3184 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like an AGU version of Dexter's Laboratory!? No, wait - that's the Big Bang Theory!
@melissasaint3283 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite was Myron Reducto!
@toughtittypdiddy4634 2 жыл бұрын
He looks straight out of a Tim and Eric show...
@cloyettegrant3889 2 жыл бұрын
Missed you Stephen. Welcome back!!!
@gloriaperez7136 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think "Stephen is going to have a Field Day with this" while watching Cuomo making his public statement? LOL!
@keksi6844 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah he went from Cuomosexual to Cuomo Who?
@MTMF.london 2 жыл бұрын
@@keksi6844 You are too funny.
@CulturalOasis 2 жыл бұрын
Oh most definitely! Though he definitely deserves to be made fun of!
@Crazy1Girl1Riders 2 жыл бұрын
I find it kinda sad actually, in the caribean we salute people with a kiss to the cheek also. Everyone from kids to elderly. I would find it awful that our culture would be scrutinize like that.
@stefanvandestaak6554 2 жыл бұрын
@@Crazy1Girl1Riders totaly agree, I’m all for the obvious ‘metoo’ cases, as in taking action against sexual harassment. On this one I actually cringe at this seemingly extremely prude reaction. Only fake air kisses from now on?! Bbbleghhhh..
@Chibiko 2 жыл бұрын
I lawled when the editors cropped his leg and can't stop thinking "That alabaster leg" 😆
@mistAreads 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen and staff, The news has been horrible these past few weeks. It’s been a lot to take in. But then you show back up, make me laugh, and tell me all that news again but in a easier, funnier way. Thank you so much.
@billbradskey7063 2 жыл бұрын
This isn't news. Propaganda is the word you were looking for
@thestilesofmochrie 2 жыл бұрын
@@billbradskey7063 ah yes, good ol democratic propaganda, pushing the agenda by making fun of democratic governors and democratic presidents... fool.
@jennifererickson9907 2 жыл бұрын
@@billbradskey7063 Imagine that? A Dem comedian giving a more accurate news report than Republican State News darlin' Tucker "Propaganda" Carlson.
@Surge1077 2 жыл бұрын
@@billbradskey7063 It's a safe bet Colbert presented way more truth than you would ever get from that turkey who went to Turkey.
@trisho.8331 2 жыл бұрын
@mistAreads. Well said!! I was already experiencing an existential crisis and only Stephen Colbert can quell my anxieties. Still, I’m happy he and Evie took a well deserved break. If only I could, but the pandemic of the unvaccinated has prevented me from taking one yet.
@42.0fmthefever5 2 жыл бұрын
Yaya finally can get my Stephen, John and his band fix it's been to long! Welcome back everyone! ❤🇨🇦❤
@thomasalvarez6456 2 жыл бұрын
Got bored of burning churches?
@JollyOldCanuck 2 жыл бұрын
@@thomasalvarez6456 Religion is such a niche issue in Canada that they moved the church burning stories to the bottom of the webpage due to reader disinterest. Why should we waste tax dollars saving institutions that don’t contribute to the public coffers.
@kyarbrough100 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this monologue four times since it posted last night. So freaking funny.
@nilanjanabhattacharjee8266 2 жыл бұрын
'ill scale me back to room for you' omg I'm in bits 🤣🤣🤣
@brianmcmanus4690 2 жыл бұрын
WELCOME BACK STEPHEN!!! LOVE AND MISSED YOU!!! CHEERS!!! 😍
@rgwak 2 жыл бұрын
Delta: "Wow, we sure got unlucky with this variant's name." Corona Beer: "Oh, do go on! 🙄 "
@MravacKid 2 жыл бұрын
I dunno, Corona beer seems to be quite popular lately. :)
@supergluehotty 2 жыл бұрын
The spirit variant is gonna be the real shits if were honest.
@northernwildshewolf1729 2 жыл бұрын
Unlike beer the Delta is stronger and darker. Not corona light. Please ban Florida we deserve it. Once the vaccine came out my fellow Floridians got even stupider by pulling masks off after NOT getting vaccinated. I stoped going out because I fear catching STUPID
@TimestampGuy2020 2 жыл бұрын
@@AndiDuck 🔥🔥 *BURN!* Kelso voice
@TimestampGuy2020 2 жыл бұрын
@@DomesticTerrorist EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
@rebeccaelle135 2 жыл бұрын
Glad your back. I took a break while news amd life were difficult… thanksnfor being back to bring smiles again
@tairneanaich 2 жыл бұрын
I love when he puts up an image and doesn‘t even get to the name before the entire crowd boos as one
@TheInkPitOx 2 жыл бұрын
What sucks is how he now says "pause for booing". It's funnier when he doesn't point out his prompter.
@edstirling 2 жыл бұрын
yes let the hate flow through you. be seduced by the dark side.
@channingdeadnight 2 жыл бұрын
Please, please just give me those few extra breaths so can tell them. Just a few more moments before my intubation. Please, I promise that if you give me just a few more moments, I promise that I will have the energy to speak. Please before I'm intubated I just need a few more moments to get the energy to tell them I love them. Please just a minute, I promise that If you give me just a minute, I can get the energy to say goodbye. Please no. All I need is just a few more seconds. I just want to tell them that I love them. Please stop, I just need a couple more seconds.
@EvieDoesYouTube 2 жыл бұрын
@Isaac Suarez Try throwing yourself on the floor in public and screaming "you're not the boss of me", maybe then people will respect your opinions.
@rickDArula 2 жыл бұрын
@@EvieDoesKZfaq lmao Obama the biggest hypocrite. He has Black privileges as the first black president. No one dare question the first black president
@bigwheelking0 2 жыл бұрын
WOOOO! WE need our late night talk shows!!
@francesduty8950 2 жыл бұрын
Thank God you are back , I was going nuts without your humor.
@northernwildshewolf1729 2 жыл бұрын
True dat! We so need humor to get through the burning of our planet and democracy.
@thomasalvarez6456 2 жыл бұрын
Are you real accounts? It’s not even humour, it’s corporate approved safe for work messages disguised as humour. You need to switch off the TV.
@jeffnduran 2 жыл бұрын
Going nuts without this guy? Don't you have anything of substance going on in your life?
@AleXand4life 2 жыл бұрын
@@saaaahduuuuude1228 Yet you're here.
@vizual1one 2 жыл бұрын
"There's bad, then there's Florida!" Truth!
@ranelgallardo7031 2 жыл бұрын
Texas is also a weird news state
@omegachuy 2 жыл бұрын
Desantis need to be put on a brain ventilator.
@Kaboomboo 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah everyone's fleeing red states because of their draconian, stifling laws. wait.....
@omegachuy 2 жыл бұрын
@JESSIE JAMES im sorry did i trigger you. Aww poor snowflake has his feelings hurt.
@randomname5706 2 жыл бұрын
I read this the exact same time he said it and I'm lmao
@tammy6992 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh I’m a Floridian Stephen you’re amazing
@ekdaufin1485 2 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Damer line...priceless. And thank you for the “that’s not what you are accused of” regarding Cuomo. 🙄
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
I'm ashamed to say I thought all of Martha's Vineyard was owned by Martha Stewart until... well... until I was way too old.
@lanapowell 2 жыл бұрын
I just thought that it made sense that the Presidents always went and stayed with the quintessential American hostess.
@magickmoi1261 2 жыл бұрын
LOL 😂 I have no idea who Martha was, do you?
@katla_phc 2 жыл бұрын
You are not alone in this thought
@hazelistheworst 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, thank God that wasn't just a me thing
@nadiavoun7137 2 жыл бұрын
Same same.
@virginiatyree6705 2 жыл бұрын
Welcome back! You were missed. Thanks for posting. v
@sailtheplains 2 жыл бұрын
"Either you're HUGE fans of Florida or you're not. I can't tell."
@brownkemosabe 2 жыл бұрын
As a bluesman, I have mixed feelings about this 'Delta Blues' segment. That Muddy Waters pun was right on point, Stephen.
@cyndis3942 2 жыл бұрын
Christopher Titus did a song about the Delta Blues too
@ValerieJNorse 2 жыл бұрын
Karan Gera -- And a good Robert Johnson reference!
@LindaLopez-uo5bt 2 жыл бұрын
Too soon ?
@brownkemosabe 2 жыл бұрын
@@ValerieJNorse Hellhounds on my trail.
@ValerieJNorse 2 жыл бұрын
@@brownkemosabe -- I don't understand that reference!!!
@jenkinseric2 2 жыл бұрын
Your dealing with the party is so much fun, so unlike the majority of "information" on media. thank you from Canada
@davemoss36 2 жыл бұрын
Great episode, awesome tune.
@mikenoble91 2 жыл бұрын
I am so glad to hear Jon Batiste singing the musical intros! I was looking forward to this when Stephen was in the storage room studio.
@mindurownbiz8857 2 жыл бұрын
I also thought the one singing in the intro was Jon Baptiste, but as I watched the intro again, turns out it's the guitar player who's singing. Don't know his name, but he has a great voice!
@ammaleslie509 Жыл бұрын
That's Louis Cato singing. I'm here from the future to say that he became the leader of the late show band after Jon Batiste left the show (for various personal reasons) in the fall of 2022.
@uosdwiSrdewoH 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's just seeing him after what felt like 3 months break but Stephen looks great. Really nice suit, healthy. I'm coming off as weird, aren't I?
@ytisfinggarbagenow8028 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, it's ok bruh. I have the same feeling :)
@papwithanhatchet902 2 жыл бұрын
Yes. Yes, you are.
@papwithanhatchet902 2 жыл бұрын
But I didn’t say you’re wrong.
@dkayflowers79 2 жыл бұрын
Ewww weirdo alert 🚨 😂
@HansHenderson 2 жыл бұрын
We missed him terribly it's true
@terikronberg8291 2 жыл бұрын
The posing for no reason part cracked me up.
@timothydavis9181 2 жыл бұрын
Steven takes too much time off. I look forward to his monologs. Besides being the funniest comedian I regularly watch, he's my "break it to me gently" source of news. Regular news is just too much.
@sassysarina9718 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@kokopellicrazy 2 жыл бұрын
They didn’t want to compete against the Olympics.
@dannyp8503 2 жыл бұрын
Saying he's a comedian is a bit much.
@mlghelp2day 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen, we missed you so so much! Welcome back! Welcome back everybody! Wooooohooooo! 😄🥳👏❤❤❤
@justcallmedom6655 2 жыл бұрын
"Muddy Waters" I get it... because Muddy Waters is probably the most famous Delta Blues artist. Good one Stephen.
@fredfreeman2515 2 жыл бұрын
That wasn’t a Muddy Waters song. It was a Robert Johnson song. But if you were just talking about him saying Muddy Waters, then fine. But there were two Delta blues singers than were mentioned, one by name and the other by song.
@harrymills2770 2 жыл бұрын
Muddy was the father of Chicago Blues, not delta blues.
@harrymills2770 2 жыл бұрын
@@fredfreeman2515 "Crossroads" is definitely Robert Johnson. But they basically played Cream's version of it.
@fredfreeman2515 2 жыл бұрын
@@harrymills2770 kinda hard for an entire band to play Robert Johnson’s Crossroads. You know, since he played by himself with just an acoustic guitar.
@kindsprit4039 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen on the adding with his knuckles is 1 of my favorite things to watch!!
@kindsprit4039 2 жыл бұрын
I’ll now add…elbows, wrists and wide sweeps! Lol
@pauline1279 2 жыл бұрын
Love that he used a Clapton tune. Subtle jab, in the arm.
@UncleRicoOSU 2 жыл бұрын
Except he got the subtle jab in the arm...
@HansHenderson 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man, he sure recharged those batteries! That Pompeii bit had real Steve Martin energy there...
@Wesmin 2 жыл бұрын
Can't go wrong with a Blues themed segment opening. I'm continually impressed with Stay Human.
@maureensurdez7841 2 жыл бұрын
Stay human just keeps evolving in complexity and soul scratching good itch.
@revkaelenelord 2 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏You still have it, Stephen!
@geoffpulham5032 2 жыл бұрын
The volcano gag was classic lol.
@dalleponken2564 2 жыл бұрын
John's little nod there😄 he's looks so pleased with himself😄
@kayerin5749 2 жыл бұрын
As Well He should!!!
@lillyanderson3623 2 жыл бұрын
@@kayerin5749 Agreed!
@JulieStJohn-jb4cy 2 жыл бұрын
I missed you and your silliness and your joking around SO MUCH, Mr. Stephen Colbert! lol you had me cracking up again. 😂
@oldschooloc2110 2 жыл бұрын
This now my favorite episode!
@lilyilyily323 2 жыл бұрын
Awww I missed you. Happy you got a break but it is so so good to have you back!
@vash121086 2 жыл бұрын
Glad you're back and you came flying out with funny jokes that I've been waiting patiently for. Hope you had a fantastic two weeks off.
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, they're back.. it'll be nice to feel sane again for a while.
@notsure1969 2 жыл бұрын
I was having withdrawals.
@Hollins23 2 жыл бұрын
You probably won't ever know that feeling.
@telectronix1368 2 жыл бұрын
@You can't handle the truth Jeez, you love your drama eyeshades, don't ya?
@erinurbanus1858 2 жыл бұрын
If that were really an "Italian thing" I'd be avoiding all Italians. No touchy, especially my face. No touchy my face.
@chriskriskovic5914 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen says Jon sold his soul for the song earlier in the bit and the band plays “Crossroads” to commercial. Nicely done.
@shauniebnaturalista6672 2 жыл бұрын
WE MISSED YOU, STEPHEN!!!💕
@cherlyn1221 2 жыл бұрын
It has got to be a law, Colbert is not allowed to take a vacation and desert us fans! Just kidding. He deserves a break, but is very much missed when not here. We love you, Colbert!
@demons27 2 жыл бұрын
Especially when we're left with Jimmy Fallon of all people.
@ZacharylovesU 2 жыл бұрын
Ughhh gross
@Chillvibesguy29 2 жыл бұрын
So its ok to party but we cant? Got it
@trisho.8331 2 жыл бұрын
SO happy to have Stephen back from a well deserved vacation. 🥳👍❤️
@davidnaumann5511 2 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness you’re back, missed you
@obcl8569 2 жыл бұрын
First Seth, now Stephen! What a feast of an evening after a 2week famine! Phew. Don't leave again for a bit, deal?
@fatfreddyscat5767 2 жыл бұрын
Damn Olympics caused that.
@uriahheep5665 2 жыл бұрын
@@fatfreddyscat5767 O. Limp. Whut again? I LOVE 💘 FAT FREDDY'S CAT!!! FUNNIER THAN COLBERT, SETH OR DeSantis....
@felwinter7883 2 жыл бұрын
Oh no, do you need to get your confirmation bias of sensationalized liberal rhetoric?
@johnnyballenatl 2 жыл бұрын
@@fatfreddyscat5767 Yeah, all of the late nighters were in reruns for two weeks due to the Olympics.
@cal8809 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. "Vodka hands" got me.
@summerlea06 2 жыл бұрын
Same 😂😅
@sassysarina9718 2 жыл бұрын
Me too!!!
@loranelizabeth9148 2 жыл бұрын
Sure missed you…and Seth. So glad you are back!!
@benholstrom 2 жыл бұрын
The king of comedy is back! And he's as sharp as a tack
@cinephile1712 2 жыл бұрын
As a Bostonian, I can confirm that the Boston Herald’s a total joke. Use the term “newspaper” loosely 🤣
@cinephile1712 2 жыл бұрын
@You believe the Liberal media? LoL what the hell are you even talking about? The Herald’s for idiots.
@sarahbousfield3387 2 жыл бұрын
And yet, as a Floridian, the amount of tourists here still is insane. If people stayed away from the state maybe our idiot governor would actually have to do something and not actively try to kill off his constituents.
@uriahheep5665 2 жыл бұрын
Hey! Hes trying to kill off tourists, too! It's only fair, they came for this.....It's not all about constituents!
@goandychurch 2 жыл бұрын
Do his loyalists believe his blaming migrants from the 1000 mile away border?
@whatabouttheearth 2 жыл бұрын
Branson Missouri has tons of tourist (of course not as many as Florida) none of which wear masks ever.
@dday9433 2 жыл бұрын
Well (anecdotally), my vaccinated parents have delayed their trip down solely because of the governor's ridiculous handling of Covid. I truly wish we could ban traveling to/from FL and TX, but those governors seem determined to make everyone suffer the consequences of their poor decisions.
@jackgoff6043 2 жыл бұрын
Like Cuomo in New York princess?
@mikesmith4352 2 жыл бұрын
So glad you are back!
@DrSwyts 2 жыл бұрын
OMG, I missed Stephen Colbert so much, while they were away for 2 weeks. I was going through withdrawal 😂!!! Mr. Colbert is a comic genuis!
@Downloadeodeo 2 жыл бұрын
Whew! There he is! Well, that's a load off MY mind.
@elanacurl 2 жыл бұрын
You sir, brighten my life with laughter and facts! 🤨
@vaniset 2 жыл бұрын
Adore this guy. Very entertaining to watch
@FloraDebora1414 2 жыл бұрын
😂 hilariously funny... I just kept laughing, from beginning to the end 👍👌
@christinebogart3477 2 жыл бұрын
You mispronounced his name. It's DEATHSantis.
@LD86 2 жыл бұрын
Or DeSatan.
@Tuturial464 2 жыл бұрын
Wrong dumb sentences
@RMBOYD81 2 жыл бұрын
Try having an original thought
@IAmJustR 2 жыл бұрын
Darth Santis 😏
@beverly719 2 жыл бұрын
All of these are good.....I refer to him as Governor Disastrous..... because it isn't just covid that he is screwing up
@Laurgal5 2 жыл бұрын
We MISSED you, Stephen and cohorts!!! ❤️
@peggyfranzen6159 2 жыл бұрын
Good to have you back!
@betty-joymoreau4363 2 жыл бұрын
Mr. Colbert you’re funny. Enjoyed the show, thank you.
@autumbreeze1129 2 жыл бұрын
The Daily Mail not fact-checking before posting a news report because they didn't want to bother doing their research? So, what else is new?
@kitphoenix9204 2 жыл бұрын
Typical Daily Mail
@dens7777777 2 жыл бұрын
Dude, the Forth Wave is gonna be epic. I gotta grab my board and head to Florida!!!
@mjerome1457 2 жыл бұрын
LMBO at the Florida jokes!!🤣👍🏾👍🏾
@jjetta264 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert, you are AWESOME!
@lw3269 2 жыл бұрын
Glad you're back. I am now fully convinced that you and Seth Meyers conspire to go on vacation at exactly the same time. Always.
@TimestampGuy2020 2 жыл бұрын
Right!
@missg.5940 2 жыл бұрын
And don’t ever do it again!
@misslanapaulford 2 жыл бұрын
It All 4 of them. Stephen, Seth, Jimmy K and Jimmy F. They all go at the same time ⏲ it bugs me that Seth only does Monday to Thursday he lives in New York 😒
@GPS379 2 жыл бұрын
in 2 weeks i aged 20 years without you crying with joy
@plainsimple119 2 жыл бұрын
I just love you Stephen Colbert! You’re so funny but extremely smart!😊
@dnk81 2 жыл бұрын
That Pompeii joke was priceless.
@avisrobinson452 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 I love when he adds up numbers on his machine!! He just stands there waiting for the paper to come out. . . 🤣🤣
@DavidBagga 2 жыл бұрын
The one true 🐐 Stephen Colbert is back. Let’s Gooo!
@johngiglio6834 2 жыл бұрын
The Sophisticated Obama Variant Spreads after the Not So Sophisticated Birthday Bash.
@fimbulsummer 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and get me a whole album of those Delta Blues... it's talking to me.
@peterdollard853 2 жыл бұрын
Royalty Check to Robert Johnson or Charlie Patton
@Paulabird7 2 жыл бұрын
Finally back! Today I just wondered if I was depressed because your show was off the air so long. Sooooo happy the show is back!
@uriahheep5665 2 жыл бұрын
Back to work same time I'm back to work. I get to start missing again....
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