"Civil War" Trended On Twitter After Mar-A-Lago Raid | IHOP And Applebee's Attract Wealthy Customers
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Күн бұрынRight wing media personalities and their fans are taking the raid of T****'s home pretty hard, while the spike in food prices is prompting the well-to-do to flock to lower priced chains like IHOP and Applebee's. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@Roguefem76 Жыл бұрын
"They're nothing alike, Al Capone's crime was organized." OMG that line was _flawless,_ haha! Just... **chef's kiss**
@mrvlsmrv Жыл бұрын
I liked that he ran Capone's quote with Trump's picture. It sounded so much like Don Colororange.
@Rocky-xx2zg Жыл бұрын
Compared to : the FBI/DOJ /WH/Biden, Al Capone is a Saint.
@lizardog Жыл бұрын
@@Rocky-xx2zg Compared to DJT, Al Capone is a genius.
@Synathidy Жыл бұрын
"Civil war is trending on twitter." This is what happens when you give 2020s technology to people with 1860s education.
@Lucius1958 Жыл бұрын
Remember how well it turned out for them last time?🏳
@lorinelson7523 Жыл бұрын
Hopefully they all get arrested!
@BobBogaert Жыл бұрын
"The great thing about reason is that it helps you get along with those who don't have it." - Some French guy
@kbanghart Жыл бұрын
If they want to believe the rest of us don't have guns, they can come f around and find out.
@DeadMech1 Жыл бұрын
@@lorinelson7523 Threatening civil war? Sounds like treason. And we all know what they used to do with traitors...
@guardrailbiter Жыл бұрын
Jeanine Pirro's life motto: "It's better to be loud than intelligent."
@guysabol8743 Жыл бұрын
bingo
@xy6845 Жыл бұрын
I think her motto's "yeah, pour me another glass there."
@yvonnecamacho7887 Жыл бұрын
You hit the nail on the head.
@hman9785 Жыл бұрын
“Obviously I’m joking they’re nothing alike. Al Capone’s crime was organized” Sick burn!🔥
@jakep9610 Жыл бұрын
Instead of defunding the FBI, let's defund the GOP.
@brianhampson2314 Жыл бұрын
It’s now the GQP, and it needs a lobotomy. Considering where their brains are, their asses are really gonna get sore.
@TheDarkness1 Жыл бұрын
LAW AND ORDER! 😂😂 Donald, do you realize everything you've said, can and will be held against you? He pleaded the 5th to Miranda rights. He's almost 80 and his mom is still seeking abortion.
@kokohead333 Жыл бұрын
that's a defund we can get behind 🤣
@michaelellringer5600 Жыл бұрын
If the Republican Party would rid themselves of the Religious Right, they could move on, reinvent the party.
@marvinmartion1178 Жыл бұрын
YES!
@laalaa99stl Жыл бұрын
"Will you shut up, man." -Joe Biden, at the first debate. And in a NY courtroom today, he finally did.
@victorarredondo304 Жыл бұрын
I have done more in 47 months than you have in 47 years-President trump
@jamesmaddison4546 Жыл бұрын
@@victorarredondo304 More illegal stuff in 47 months? Yes yes he did
@kika-ge5qr Жыл бұрын
@@victorarredondo304 Exactly what have you done,Trump?
@jeanneratterman Жыл бұрын
🥳👏👏👏👏👏😜👍👍 yea, Joe!
@Jamzocd Жыл бұрын
@@victorarredondo304 I’m a better Christian than any Trump supporter and I’m an atheist!
@msa99911 Жыл бұрын
Steven Colbert, you are amazing. I am so happy you exist. Thank you.
@jacryan2004 Жыл бұрын
He should really sue the person who made it a felony to take classified info from the white house...oh wait it was him 😂😂😂
@nicholaswashington3050 Жыл бұрын
Trump 2016: "You see the mob takes the Fifth, If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?" Trump 2022: “I plead the fifth”
@tfox6919 Жыл бұрын
DAWG, The FBI wouldn't answer a single question on Jan6 the other day. They wouldn't answer any questions on Hunter's laptop. Every Democrat has used the same tactics. NY is trying to say Trump overvalued his properties on purpose. Not if he paid taxes or not. LoL. It's a fvking whitchhunt. They just raided the man's home over documents that go in a museum. Lol. Neo nazi fascist much??? Lol.
@peggyfranzen6159 Жыл бұрын
Rudy" I drank the fifth".
@michaelellringer5600 Жыл бұрын
His astrological sun sign says it all.
@ikew6991 Жыл бұрын
Fif
@henrymccoy7171 Жыл бұрын
@@peggyfranzen6159 - This comment cannot be "liked" enough.
@mikeoxbig9392 Жыл бұрын
“When you're attacking FBI agents because you're under criminal investigation, you're losing.” - Sarah Hillbilly Sanders, Nov. 2016
@edge918 Жыл бұрын
Mhmm...
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
I almost forgot about her! Wonder who she's lying to now?
@benthomson9397 Жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 Arkansas voters. She's running for governor of that state.
@rebelmouth9349 Жыл бұрын
This is hilarious, considering the left was having an actual cow at the secret service and DOJ having "missing texts" like it was part of a grand conspiracy like 2 weeks ago. Holy f*** you partisans are dense
@dianpink3019 Жыл бұрын
Thank you Steven for acknowledging Canadians.
@sergetardif9596 Жыл бұрын
Really...
@LoveBug-pw4vu Жыл бұрын
It’s all we ask. Acknowledgment. More than that and we must apologize for the inconvenience.
@edwardneuman6061 Жыл бұрын
"Nothing happens without his approval.....except me" had me ROFLA 😅🤣😂😅🤣😂
@mikeoxbig9392 Жыл бұрын
What’s the difference between the Fifth Amendment and a joke? Donald Trump can’t take a joke.
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Nice one!
@barbarahecht4617 Жыл бұрын
Ooh, blister!!
@GrimAxel Жыл бұрын
This comment makes me wish multi-likes were a thing.
@DrownedInExile Жыл бұрын
Zing!
@carolyntalbot947 Жыл бұрын
👏👏👏
@mikeoxbig9392 Жыл бұрын
The judge didn’t just sign a search warrant. He gave his approval to Make America Great Again.
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
MAGA now stands for "my ass got arrested!"
@robertdragon9478 Жыл бұрын
True story 🤘
@Marijuanifornia Жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 Except that he hasn't been arrested and he's not going to be. They accused Trump of taking classified documents, so Trump handed over 15 boxes of classified documents that he took, and they're investigating whether or not Trump took classified documents. We have the dumbest law enforcement agencies on the planet.
@rjd3wine Жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 I wrote that one down !!!!
@peacebalance7717 Жыл бұрын
grasping at straws ...huh! I'm sorry for your pain.....
@mwernli2886 Жыл бұрын
As a judge, Pirro should know what a search warrant is… How on earth could this woman get in this position of power?
@hollybardoe4075 Жыл бұрын
Her "judgeship" was in a Traffic Court. Go figure.
@mwernli2886 Жыл бұрын
@@hollybardoe4075 So you‘re saying that means, she can‘t know anything as basic as a search warrant, that even I as a complete layman know about? Go figure.
@abc-bu7nr Жыл бұрын
@@hollybardoe4075 lol didn't she get arrested a few years back for driving over 100mph?
@MidnightRambler Жыл бұрын
Political harassment. Let's hope the GOP takes control and starts raiding Clinton's and Biden's houses.
@juanitaespinoza6619 Жыл бұрын
I can always rely on SC man to deliver the "real news". Rock on maestro.
@Leonaza7 Жыл бұрын
Might be time to defund the GOP lawmakers. This nonsense is getting out of hand.
@nicholascazmay2126 Жыл бұрын
It was out of hand years ago. We’re so normalized to this insanity that even the most insane crap the GOP does we cynically expect now.
@bennettkunert999 Жыл бұрын
Better yet stop voting for those Republican fools.
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
All the more reason to vote in every single election!
@chasinglighttoo Жыл бұрын
Time to exile these traitors. They’re not Americans, they’re Trumpists. Let them go start their own country.
@dHolbach77 Жыл бұрын
It was time at least since the late 60's when they went christo fascist white male supremacist. Even in the 50's they started shoving religion into the public square (thanks Eisenhower) and fear mongering about communists, civil rights activists, the godless, liberals and etc.
@mikeoxbig9392 Жыл бұрын
“If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” - Donald Judas Trump
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
I hope the news networks use that against him!
@DTG_LOCKETT Жыл бұрын
He also raised thepenalty for removing documents from the Whitehouse from 1 year to 5 years in prison
@thevisitor7436 Жыл бұрын
Did he really say that? I am asking for the truth?
@Sephiroth144 Жыл бұрын
Hey, HEY! Don't be disrespecting Mr. Iscariot like that.
@1Storm6 Жыл бұрын
‘Better to remain silent and thought a fool then to speak And Remove All Doubt!’ ~ Abraham Lincoln Advise trump didn’t take 🫣🫣
@1972danhall Жыл бұрын
He DID not corporate. In June his lawyers said that they handed “everything” over. That is why they took the evidence.
@auradio5224 Жыл бұрын
did hillary, did bidens son?
@brianscott6574 Жыл бұрын
@@auradio5224 I don't think they committed even a fraction of the offenses Trump has committed.
@noodle3218 Жыл бұрын
shout out to the graphics department for the cargo pants that have kept me laughing for longer than I would have thought possible. I needed the laughs (don't we all) so please know that your efforts do make a difference💖
@mikeoxbig9392 Жыл бұрын
I like former presidents who don’t plead the Fifth Amendment.
@mark-ish Жыл бұрын
@@danmcgriff1421 I read it once. Can't understand why you got on a 50 repeat loop. Good luck moving on.
@sharonsmalls6846 Жыл бұрын
@@mark-ish Agreed! I read it once, and I loved it. Yup! It was on time!!
@TheKrazysexykool Жыл бұрын
I like former Presidents who don't commit crimes and have to plead the Fifth Amendment
@sharonsmalls6846 Жыл бұрын
@@TheKrazysexykool 💣🔥
@hitreset0291 Жыл бұрын
Isn't the Confederate flag the "traitors' flag"???
@mikeoxbig9392 Жыл бұрын
Ever since Donald Trump descended the escalator in 2015, he never stopped descending. Morally, politically, socially, ethically, mentally.
@victorarredondo304 Жыл бұрын
Ironically, you guys have been attacking him ever since that day
@charlie-obrien Жыл бұрын
@@victorarredondo304 I Love when these MAGAt tears 🤡😠😡🤬😢😭😭 are flowing. Stay salty, Vicky!
@AlexaCBrown Жыл бұрын
@@victorarredondo304 No, it has been since the '80's, for me and, ever since.
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Trump 2024: "We can only go down!"
@grmpEqweer Жыл бұрын
Morally he was already well below the basement level.
@luciamiller1555 Жыл бұрын
Simply the BEST. Thank you SC and writers !!!!
@adamsmith2331 Жыл бұрын
10:53 "I speak Ubi-Dubi!" LMAO! Anyone get that ultra-cool "Zoom" reference from the 70's kid show??!!!
@Opinionsrnotfacts574 Жыл бұрын
Can we clarify something - Mar-a-lardo is not a "private home" - it is a country club with thousands of members and private hotel accommodation. This is the 'safe space' that that man was storing some of the country's most sensitive documents. Seriously, perhaps this would have played out differently if this was his house under Secret Service guard
@johns6704 Жыл бұрын
It also has secret service there like 24/7..... In fact it was the secret service that met the FBI at the front door....
@rocketsmall4547 Жыл бұрын
sons of anarchy is not a gang is a motorcycle club
@ksb2112 Жыл бұрын
@@rocketsmall4547 To most of us it's the same thing.
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
I'm just glad they got the documents before he could flush them.
@jandrews6254 Жыл бұрын
Maralardo is also SUPPOSED to not be a residence for more than 30 days per annum. The neighbours complained! And still the squatter squats
@Leonaza7 Жыл бұрын
It seems the Republican party has decided they would rather be a crime family rather than a party that upholds the law.
@botz77 Жыл бұрын
Nothing new. They were always criminals, and they found their king.
@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын
When their every single policy basically says "cruelty IS the point", are you SURE they're not a crime family before?
@BeefZupreme Жыл бұрын
BOTH PARTIES ARE FULL OF CRIMINALS WHO ONLY MOVE ON THEIR OWN INTERESTS. THESE RECENT BILLS WERENT FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPL.
@ericklaus3972 Жыл бұрын
Or its a sick distraction to get Americans to get away from the record inflation, record crime record illegals incoherent President, skyrocketing prices,
@wecandoit2488 Жыл бұрын
The Communist GOP party will never recover from dial trump for murder...
@TimeTheory2099 Жыл бұрын
Thanks Stephen, I've never laughed so much in years
@eleanormedina6703 Жыл бұрын
Colbert never disappoints. I am still laughing.
@TfMG539 Жыл бұрын
I didn't see a raid; it looked like a normal tourist touring the home and getting gifts from his gift shop; 10/10 on the tour
@nicoleworkman3142 Жыл бұрын
😆 it's not a home... not a private residence at all.
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
It was the biggest, the best tour in the history of tourism! Biggest crowd of tourists ever to occupy a building!
@Tao_Tology Жыл бұрын
Well no one saw a raid.
@Jamzocd Жыл бұрын
@@nicoleworkman3142 He’s not rich enough to have it as a private residence. He has to rent out rooms to strangers.
@queuecee Жыл бұрын
They knew that it was a real raid when they saw Josh Hawley breaking into a run.
@errgag3580 Жыл бұрын
"I was in such a shock thinking about the FBI raiding my Mara--largo that I couldn't answer any questions in NY. Only thing I could remember was "Person, woman, man, camera, TV"
@MrPilgrim Жыл бұрын
Mar A Lago didn’t raid itself
@victorarredondo304 Жыл бұрын
Another liberal
@jisundergroundfornow2548 Жыл бұрын
@@victorarredondo304 Another MAGA.
@ianb9028 Жыл бұрын
@@jisundergroundfornow2548 Yes he is and with real MAGA tears.
@DrownedInExile Жыл бұрын
@@ianb9028 Extra salty MAGA tears!
@HugoGrad Жыл бұрын
"Number one real estate agent in the uncanny valley" OMG that was brutal!!!!!!! ahahahaahahahahahahhhaahahhhah
@clarencegoddard6527 Жыл бұрын
Too bad he wasn't subjected to the flash-bang no-knock warrant protocol many ordinary citizens have to endure.
@Itcouldbebunnies Жыл бұрын
"Mobs and demagogues will put us on a path to political tyranny.” - Abraham Lincoln "Stand back and stand by." - Cheetolini
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
He thinks he's the Don, and he's more like Fredo. If our democracy weren't at stake, it would be funny.
@heinleinreader Жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 Actually, I think he is more like Sonny than Fredo. He certainly isn't even close to Michael. Nobody in his Misadministration is close to Michael.
@DPowered2 Жыл бұрын
Wish we made a bigger deal about a president keeping classified documents unsecure at a private location funded and frequented by people who found it easy to buy his favor but there is so much crap its hard to focus on one terrible thing over the other
@triciac1019 Жыл бұрын
That is Trump's way. Keep chaos going so we can't focus on just one thing.
@samwatkins7689 Жыл бұрын
All former presidents take classified documents, letters from foreign leaders etc. Wth was he holding that justified a fucking fbi raid? The nuclear code or something? This is a horrible precedent to set dude, regardless of your political party.
@nitupvladimirevich3192 Жыл бұрын
@@samwatkins7689 nothing, it's time to abolish the Cia fbi nsa all these fascists three letter agencies .vote for Trump 2024 !
@DPowered2 Жыл бұрын
@@samwatkins7689 He took and held them illegally and refused to return them and only returned some. Not to mention again he kept them in an unsecure location unprotected in a place people the world over visit especially during his presidency because he liked people who spent money at his places
@chrissanto Жыл бұрын
It's not hard to focus... Trump is a criminal. Also you need to edit again and add a 'd' to unsecure.
@laurabedford5095 Жыл бұрын
I like presidents that dont hide SECURITY DOCUMENTS IN HIS BATHROOM SAFE .LOL
@dgw4049 Жыл бұрын
To get away with everything else he has done and then finally go down for stealing paper work would be top 5 greatest fails ever.
@freerangegirl4457 Жыл бұрын
Stephen's impression of Eric is everything.
@mikejones8866 Жыл бұрын
It's always my favorite skit.
@user-yk4yh5sn5m Жыл бұрын
Such a dufus that Erik trump
@heinleinreader Жыл бұрын
It isn't either everything, it is just most things. Right dad? Dad? Are you there, dad? Where did you all go? I had all these guys in black suits show up, and I didn't know what to do. They had this big stack of papers to read, but the writing was fancy, you know, like that fancy stuff your lawyer people sometimes try to show you. I didn't want to touch it, but they made me, dad. Did I do the right thing, dad? Are you there, dad?
@dm19881 Жыл бұрын
At 5:52
@Echo81Rumple83 Жыл бұрын
His Don Junior impersonation is also a riot 😆
@kimclarke5018 Жыл бұрын
“Obviously I’m joking they’re nothing alike. Al Capone’s crime was organized”. Again a splendiferous line deserving of an Emmy. Your writers are on fire.
@gunnjorunjungeengelsen6612 Жыл бұрын
From overseas - what is really going on ‘over there’ !!? You scare the h… out of us, guys 😳 where is the USA we used to know (for many years ago)
@iainherridge6253 Жыл бұрын
I've been calling trumpy the disorganized crime boss on YT for years now!
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Probably had a better lawyer too.
@lostpony4885 Жыл бұрын
@@gunnjorunjungeengelsen6612 the usa i used to know never existed but to be fair its bad globally just like 1930s so...
@jacqdanieles Жыл бұрын
*Trumpese to English translations* _"The election was stolen"_ = "I lost bigly, but I need to con my cult" _"We're gonna fight like hell"_ = "I need to rile up my cult in hopes I can cling to power" _"I hope they didn't plant those boxes"_ = "I violated the law & got busted, so now I need to con my cult"
@auranit Жыл бұрын
Found it behind the Christmas ornaments! Stephen, you kill me!😂
@azuretrapdarius5597 Жыл бұрын
"The number one realtor in Uncanny Valley" LOL. I think that joke went above some heads.
@norishimogawa6125 Жыл бұрын
I’ve just been assuming it’s because she has plastic surgery and looks a bit creepy. Is there more to it?
@azuretrapdarius5597 Жыл бұрын
@@norishimogawa6125 are you familiar with the uncanny valley?
@norishimogawa6125 Жыл бұрын
@@azuretrapdarius5597 yeah, it's a graph showing how someone looking more/less human makes them look more/less uncanny. It includes stuff like dead bodies, zombies, etc.
@azuretrapdarius5597 Жыл бұрын
@@norishimogawa6125 cool. Im glad you understood the joke then. proud of you.
@mikefromwa Жыл бұрын
Aren't the guys who want to start a civil war the same ones who whined about not being able to breathe in a mask?
@tfox6919 Жыл бұрын
It was more of the, "We are not going to get in the train cart." But you guys can fall in line and do whatever big brother says.
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
My favorite was when some lady named Elizabeth from Nashville Tennessee tried to storm the Capitol, but complained when they maced her. She's lucky she didn't get shot!
@sharonsmalls6846 Жыл бұрын
Yup! Always whining and crying!!🙄🤣😂
@davidlundquist1979 Жыл бұрын
@@tfox6919 The train "cart"? Are you sure the train CAR wouldn't be a more apt analogy? It's also worth pointing out, the train was constructed to keep you from dying before there were any vaccines or effective treatments. But never mind that, your freedumbs are more important than people's lives.
@michaelellringer5600 Жыл бұрын
Now worries about a civil war, his keyboard warrior cult followers take after their cult leader: A Wimp. Trumper don't want to be away from their keyboards for too long.
@LoganRunning Жыл бұрын
“The raid was a beautiful raid. The fbi came, good people, on both sides. People are saying Sir, we’ve never seen a raid like this. And, the crowds! The crowds were the biggliest crowds, ever. It’s true. Not a lot of people know that”
@musiqlgreen6141 Жыл бұрын
Gold 😂
@UkeCan1 Жыл бұрын
The biggest FBI raid on a former President ever! No one has ever had a bigger raid.
@MrVovansim Жыл бұрын
"A man called me, a very successful man, you all know his name, he called me, and he said: Sir -- he calls me Sir, because he respects my success, even though he's one of the most successful men in the country -- Sir, he said, I hate to say it, because it's so terrible -- and it is terrible, perhaps the most terrible thing to happen to anyone ever -- it's so terrible, said this incredibly successful man, but perhaps -- ha, perhaps, he said, he meant definitely -- perhaps it's a hunt of some sort, like one for witches, and I thought -- you know I think a lot, I'm one of the best, maybe the best thinker -- I thought he's right -- he's frequently right, that's why he's so successful -- he's right, it is a witch hunt" -- T____
@harambeegardens8705 Жыл бұрын
Spot on!
@macdieter23558 Жыл бұрын
You forgot:"Covfefe"
@kawzx777 Жыл бұрын
That guy laying in a 🌽 field should be an example of what's to come for those civil war lovers
@GAY_RULE Жыл бұрын
Is Canada 🇨🇦 watching... I was in Morocco🇲🇦 and met an Australian🇦🇺 that watches you Colbert. I was excited and amazed. 🌏✌🏼🥂
@godlessqueertheywarnedyouabout Жыл бұрын
Stephen's Eric continues to get more love from the crowd than the real Eric gets from the former president
@grmpEqweer Жыл бұрын
Sadly, an ableist comment. Trump cannot love.
@calebstevens7487 Жыл бұрын
Eric should be his guest one day
@johnbrowne3950 Жыл бұрын
Colbert avoids Hunter Biden dirt like the plague. Democrats have to stick together I guess. Still avoiding showing the president fighting to put on his jacket, losing his sun glasses and trying to shake hands with Schumer twice. It's hilarious.
@bookgirlny8511 Жыл бұрын
Opie Trumpie
@grmpEqweer Жыл бұрын
@@johnbrowne3950 Haven't you about the pixel shortage? They're just having trouble rendering all the Hunter Biden videos SFW. That takes an ENORMOUS amount of pixelation. ... Seriously, Hunter is under federal investigation. If you haven't noticed, Garland doesn't talk much. AND Hunter was *never in the government.* _Unlike Eric, Trump Jr, Ivanka, and Jared..._ 😧
@patrickwilson2650 Жыл бұрын
It's scary to hear any news anchor say. That it was a raid. When every one knows it was a legal search. How can you be on t.v telling lies. And still have a job.
@varonadee6980 Жыл бұрын
Apparently it's a job REQUIREMENT on FOX .
@AlexaCBrown Жыл бұрын
It's been happening through, well for me, since the '80's, and has gotten really rotten currently~lately. All about 💲💲💸 and also lack of intelligence.
@brandonm949 Жыл бұрын
Raids are legal. Police do them all the time.
@davidburcar7620 Жыл бұрын
@@varonadee6980 Fox AND Newsmax
@varonadee6980 Жыл бұрын
@@davidburcar7620 Thanks, David; I haven't had the stomach to venture out and acquaint myself with anything beyond the revolting FOX. I think there's also something called One America, which T**** was supposedly going to court in place of FOX. HOPE you're having a great summer!
@cbpd89 Жыл бұрын
Just listening to that Eric excerpt and I have renewed my appreciation for how good Alex Moffat and Mikey Day are at playing Eric and Don Jr. Just unbelievably good impressions.
@sailordaigurren8225 Жыл бұрын
"Nothing happens without his approval... except me."🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@wallykimball8829 Жыл бұрын
My favorite part of this whole thing is back during the Hillary email flap Trump ended up passing a law that increased the punishment from one year to five years in prison for holding on to classified documents. So he could become the first person to go to prison for 5 years because of a law he passed!❤
@varonadee6980 Жыл бұрын
Perfect example of someone 'hoist with his own petard' !
@kathygodfrey3158 Жыл бұрын
And he appointed the fbi agent involved 🤣😂🤣😁
@mariegarside8830 Жыл бұрын
The irony is deep
@judicooke7533 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@natlegend Жыл бұрын
That. Would. Be. SWEET.
@OhWell0 Жыл бұрын
Lol, "Nothing happened without his approval....except me"
@AndiDuck Жыл бұрын
“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.” - Eric Trump
@TheDarkness1 Жыл бұрын
But I stored all my data on Hunter's Laptop. -Eric Trump
@michaelellringer5600 Жыл бұрын
@@TheDarkness1 Hunter obsessed? Why?
@UkeCan1 Жыл бұрын
@@michaelellringer5600 It's the only way they know how to divert the attention off Dear Leader.
@Styphon Жыл бұрын
@@UkeCan1 They have a coin to flip, Hunter on one side, Hillary on the other. They take responsibility only if it lands on its edge.
@TheDarkness1 Жыл бұрын
@@michaelellringer5600 It was a joke. Unwad your panties.
@peace4myheart Жыл бұрын
That Al Capone quote was a nice touch. For a moment, I really did think it was Trump. JAJAJA Just goes to show there is no difference between Trump and a Mobster.
@ForestRaptor Жыл бұрын
Organisational skill is one of them >.>
@ninab.4540 Жыл бұрын
Al Capone had reason to exist. Trump was born in money. Idiot didn't need to cosplay as a mobster but he sure did.
@mariesinging7654 Жыл бұрын
Al Capone crime was organized. 🤣🤣
@ARRR-SAUROPHAGANAX Жыл бұрын
Stephen should play a dialog between Eric Trump and Matt Gaetz, Titled ''Stiff upper lip? What upper lip?''
@zukkiridesmoto Жыл бұрын
" It was a beautiful raid. A big, tremendous raid. Some people said it was the best raid they had ever seen. Lots of people said that....someone came up to me and said, "Sir, I don't think I have ever seen a raid this beautiful" There were people, lots of people. It was unbelievable how many people; beautiful and lots of people. - DJT
@bonniejosavland3227 Жыл бұрын
Yeah why isn’t he spouting this?!
@javirodriguez5617 Жыл бұрын
That is his favorite word,,,beautiful 😆🤣😂 very bad....he's a very bad man 😆🤣😂😹
@AlexaCBrown Жыл бұрын
@Zukki, sounds exactly what he would say, (unfortunately)!!!!👏
@moniquebish Жыл бұрын
Don't forget it's always a big man strongest man he's ever seen with tears in his eyes..
@pennywells9824 Жыл бұрын
Perfect. So sad that you have heard this clown repeat himself so many times. I see his picture and I cover my eyes. He makes me so upset I actually feel sick
@NewMessage Жыл бұрын
".... If you're not guilty... why are you pleading the 5th?" -Donald J. Trump, without a sliver of foresight.
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see exactly what he's guilty of!
@Marijuanifornia Жыл бұрын
"Yeah, I did it. What are you going to do about it?" - Donald Trump, without a sliver of remorse "We're going to investigate you! You'll be investigated. You'd better watch yourself or you'll be investigated some more." - America, the "Home of the Brave"
@sevengates555 Жыл бұрын
There is a video from MSNBC of him bashing the 5th. Here it is. It’s so funny …..kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nrOpm5qc1J-wYps.html But as his supports would say “FAKE NEWS”!
@jasonjordan8149 Жыл бұрын
Remember Hilary emails, but apparently trump had the military delete them on Jan 6th. Odd
@DMKRP Жыл бұрын
@@danmcgriff1421 and I've enjoyed it every time. Once again, Trump stated that anyone who pleads the fifth is a criminal. You should listen to the man, who else knows him more than himself.
@GhostGTAGHunter Жыл бұрын
On fire tonight Stephen...keep it up!
@TheReal_FishFins Жыл бұрын
I am Canadian and can confirm that the majority of us watch this show.
@borntobemild- Жыл бұрын
Because we, fortunately, get the privilege to laugh from a distance
@quadcomputers Жыл бұрын
That's why you let your idiot leader declare martial law,
@cherlyn1221 Жыл бұрын
Colbert's impression of Eric is so spot on it's so hilarious and nightmarish.
@SRowntree Жыл бұрын
Hilarious and nightmarish happen to be Eric's defining traits!
@susiechevalier221 Жыл бұрын
And strangely also looks a little like Giuliani
@BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer Жыл бұрын
@@susiechevalier221 rudy "represented" donnie in bed too apparently 🤣
@BlynkyLand Жыл бұрын
SNL's Don Jr. & Eric bits were also hilarious. Look that up if you haven't seen them.
@jessragan6714 Жыл бұрын
It's nightmarious!
@tiffanysullivan5454 Жыл бұрын
The Trump loyalists spin on this makes me sick. Thank you Stephen, you reach A LOT of people, that helps!
@johney3734 Жыл бұрын
how much did Steven talking about how he eats as a rich person go down like a lead balloon? i had not included him in one of "the elite" before...i suppose how could all of us know any "common man"
@robvangessel3766 Жыл бұрын
Trump's Neo-Nazi loyalists sing 'Kumbaya' (ironically) around a campfire talkin' out their brilliant plans to overthrow our tyrannical gov't.
@archeryan8404 Жыл бұрын
@ricky heckendorf says the ones crying about how their cult leader clearly broke laws
@johnbrowne3950 Жыл бұрын
@@robvangessel3766 The Nazis are the FBI raiders given the go-ahead by the Biden regime that will do anything to stop Trump from runing in 2024.
@archeryan8404 Жыл бұрын
@@johney3734 what the fuck are you talking about? you'll literally say anything to avoid saying "its obvious trump is a criminal and i was tricked by a rino reality tv star who was a registered dem for 9 years" desantis 2024
@davidlewis4001 Жыл бұрын
“At least they are both great at fiddling.” Brilliant!
@kathrynnicolau8513 Жыл бұрын
Love Steven! He hits it straight on!
@MiltonJonEspinosa-gw2jx Жыл бұрын
Thank goodness for Stephen. The maker of smiles.
@kathybyerly7904 Жыл бұрын
Amen to that.
@bonniejosavland3227 Жыл бұрын
And laughter 😀
@TheRoyalBavarian Жыл бұрын
Some days he's a life line to sanity
@kathybyerly7904 Жыл бұрын
I love his comedy its gold!!! Keep it up Stephen Colbert great job!!!!
@JonBatisteTruthBeTold Жыл бұрын
Whoohoo
@Rebar77_real Жыл бұрын
If they're still missing a couple boxes they should check his ex-wife's casket in that burial crevice on his golf course.
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Ivana seems like she was a sweet, classy lady. How the hell did she end up with that guy?
@BobPagani Жыл бұрын
Her grave is now classified as a sand trap.
@jandrews6254 Жыл бұрын
Is the golf course really now a tax write off because it’s a cemetery. A gravesite complete with plaque laid flat, so the mower can run right over the top?
@thatswhatisaid8908 Жыл бұрын
You are not the only one who has had that thought. The Orange Dingbat would be stupid enough to do that.
@tomhodgkinson7114 Жыл бұрын
I agree, she may not even be buried there. They should check. lol
@marcusaurelius3561 Жыл бұрын
Lawyer says; they could have planted something,,,, because that is what we would have done.
@marionunez9516 Жыл бұрын
Another SUPER AWESOME SHOW!👍😂 Love every minute of it.😎
@mikeoxbig9392 Жыл бұрын
I love the fact that conservatives stopped evolving and turned into bitter & angry misfits looking for a home in mainstream society.
@irtwiaos Жыл бұрын
Think that is the meaning of conservatives. Do not evolve is the feature here.
@tinkerstrade3553 Жыл бұрын
Evolving venom can be a viable path to further evolving the mind and spirit.🤣
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Sorry, you can't sit with the normal people.
@jasonjordan8149 Жыл бұрын
Coming to a theater near near. Grumpy old men: dc. No don't confuse this with a comic book movie. Superman and batman wo nt be in it.
@pimslickins710 Жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 That's the reason you're standing.
@cynthiahutchins5790 Жыл бұрын
Gee, you would think a “judge” would know the difference between “a break-in” and serving a warrant.
@mouseypublishings Жыл бұрын
Which judge? The epstien lawyer or the one on fox news?
@cmdraftbrn Жыл бұрын
nah. conservatives only know two cards. the race card and the i'm somehow the victim card
@OlEgSaS32 Жыл бұрын
the bar for becoming a TV judge is much lower than a real judge
@Vera-kh8zj Жыл бұрын
well, they know the difference. But why would facts be allowed to interfere with the discourse?
@valsainking Жыл бұрын
Fox News pundits' number one goal is to keep their viewers as dumbed down and angry as humanly possible. It's the reason so many Fox News watchers were compelled to take up arms and take part in the Jan. 6 insurrection. A willfully ignorant and reckless demographic is a dangerous thing to weaponize and deploy against civilized society.
@cherylashley8658 Жыл бұрын
INDICTMENT CASUAL 🤣🤣🤣
@amychamuris1365 Жыл бұрын
It was a beautiful warrant a beautiful investigation done beautifully.
@nikobatallones Жыл бұрын
"A shrimp divided against itself is still delicious" is a brilliant, easy-to-miss gag right there.
@em0_tion Жыл бұрын
Like a hole in the wall poboy place. 😛👌
@benthomason3307 Жыл бұрын
wow
@juliusvonmorgen9281 Жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert, fueling Hate between Americans, as always. The guy should have been convicted for his intrusion in the Capitol, remember.
@benthomason3307 Жыл бұрын
@@juliusvonmorgen9281 You're accusing _Stephen_ of intruding on the capitol? Now you're just psychologically projecting. On what grounds are you making this absurd claim?
@marylhere Жыл бұрын
@@benthomason3307 Julius must have been one of Orange’s trolls…..because he is gone.
@daveunderscore Жыл бұрын
I will never get sick of the Eric Trump impersonation.
@bonniejosavland3227 Жыл бұрын
He’s better impersonating Eric than Eric is Eric.
@ZebulonCrawfordTheDesigner Жыл бұрын
That lip-tuck is LEGENDARY !!!
@marshamariner7897 Жыл бұрын
And he does it so fast....i mean MAYB half a milisecond...,🤣😅😂🤓🚽🕶️💩🤡💖🌹🦋
@ktiffany5904 Жыл бұрын
@@marshamariner7897 and he used to have to use his hand to tuck it up. Now no hands.
@marshamariner7897 Жыл бұрын
@@ktiffany5904 yep. I remember him doing that...not really the thing to b perfect at ....but Stephen 💖🌹 is GREAT at it🤣😅😂😱✌️🚽🚽
@Astrobrant2 Жыл бұрын
6:51 You have every right to smirk on that one, Stephen. WOW! The writers for this show continue to CRUSH it!
@r.com.9795 Жыл бұрын
On form tonight! Class humour on point!
@SN-sz7kw Жыл бұрын
Pleading the 5th is, full stop, not Presidential. Hey DT, you know who never pled the 5th or refused to testify? The Email Lady.
@heather2418 Жыл бұрын
Was just thinking that. She always had more balls than Trump ever could and was a thousand times more professional. Not that I liked her. I didn't. But she seems a lot more honest than he could ever be. Taking the 5th always screams, yes, I am guilty.
@ftniceberg874 Жыл бұрын
@@heather2418 you show child grooming demorat intelligence saying that invoking 5th amendment rights means you are guilty.
@debrahelmlinger6256 Жыл бұрын
Can a house just fall on him already🤣
@caseygoddard Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it will be a cheeseburger that gets him in the end.
@tlouiseallen9302 Жыл бұрын
😄🙌🏼💪🏼🙏🏼🖖🏼
@mpdjr77 Жыл бұрын
The car keys joke is hilarious! It was SO appropriate!
@jewellcharles1093 Жыл бұрын
awesome as always, the bitter truth with a big splash of humor. laughter is the best medicine.
@NewMessage Жыл бұрын
So... a 'Banana Republic' is when you are held to the same standards and suffer the consequences you demand the 'other side does? Hm.
@peggyfranzen6159 Жыл бұрын
The Republican party a banana split?😂
@chrisb.7787 Жыл бұрын
No It's a clothing store
@michaelellringer5600 Жыл бұрын
@@peggyfranzen6159 It's no longer the Republican Party it's the RepubliClown Party.
@old-fashionedcoughypot Жыл бұрын
l wonder if the F.B.l. retrieved the Abraham Lincoln bust from the Oval Office last seen in a 'movers' hands when Mar-A-Lago Fats finally left office... 🤔
@martinnorman8177 Жыл бұрын
U r right! Forgot about how they were shown looting the joint on national t.v! Damn !
@agentorange81 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely! I saw that on moving day! And sickened at it
@tammylewis2408 Жыл бұрын
Hope Abe is back at the White house soon where he belongs. Stealing 🤑 from the White House should put X45 in federal prison for destruction and defacing federal property.
@gfear24 Жыл бұрын
I will NEVER not laugh hysterically at Stephen's "Eric" impression.
@faithpearlgenied-a5517 Жыл бұрын
Aw poor little Eric, he's so desperate for a daddy who loves him 😢🤣
@fabr1cat0rgeneral94 Жыл бұрын
It's amazing how quickly conservatives are willing to turn on the thin blue line.
@timatkinson9291 Жыл бұрын
So much for the party of “law and order”.
@ftniceberg874 Жыл бұрын
Such a hypocritical statement 🤣😂
@discoverme30 Жыл бұрын
These guys are living on the edge. Civil war for raiding a criminal’s house?
@nickpeterson8659 Жыл бұрын
Well... they like local law enforcement who are sometimes racist and can be influenced. Federal agents who sometimes go after racist domestic terrorists, who are better trained and organized and harder to infiltrate and influence... so they get less love from confederates, oh I meant conservatives.
@a.larson2777 Жыл бұрын
They have no character, morals or integrity just like their insane leader.
@kalitor Жыл бұрын
Funny how the "Lock her up" crowd all freaks out about using gmail for classified documents (which, I agree with them was insane), but comes to the absolute defense of a guy who blatantly leaves top secret documents in an unlocked basement. Double standard much?
@lenawagenfuehr53 Жыл бұрын
So, Cheeto is the stone age version of Hillary? A laptop takes up a lot less space than boxes of documents (and doesn't clog up toilets)
@chrisb.7787 Жыл бұрын
Well atleast a basement is a physical place you have to gain access to. Email servers are accessible form anywhere in the world by anyone with a computer and the ability to brute force your password. but i get your point.
@expatannie6958 Жыл бұрын
@@chrisb.7787 Umm, but Hillary was Secretary of State, not President, and most certainly did not have access to all of the classified info that Trump had. And she did not deliberately take 27 boxes (or however many equivalent GBs of data) after her term of office was over and then only grudgingly overturn 15 of them. The two are not even remotely comparable!
@btank2453 Жыл бұрын
Without "double standard", the GOP would have no standard at all.
@DarkEdgePrince Жыл бұрын
They're Self-righteous Christians with zero self-awareness; it's always a double standard with them.
@ksbrook1430 Жыл бұрын
Nah, it wasn't the cargo pants....it was the backpacks. Loved the Banana Republic tie-in.
@cameronewart8822 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the shout out to those of us in Canada!
@Opus313 Жыл бұрын
Al Capone was brought down by the tax department... Donnie might be brought down by the docs department...
@wordup0719 Жыл бұрын
When librarians strike back
@chronius7057 Жыл бұрын
Only guilty people plea the 5th according to trump
@victorarredondo304 Жыл бұрын
It's president trump to you
@Mexicobeanpole Жыл бұрын
@@victorarredondo304 Nope. Just to you. 😂😂
@chronius7057 Жыл бұрын
@@victorarredondo304 he lost..get over it
@mikeoxbig9392 Жыл бұрын
“I’m the law & order candidate.” - Donald, I plead the Fifth, Trump
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, the show! And he's guilty as sin!
@grmpEqweer Жыл бұрын
"Law & Order" is for poor/nonwhite people. It's a "dogwhistle."
@joshuagarner1654 Жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 of?
@dtsyt82 Жыл бұрын
@@joshuagarner1654 At this point it isn't up to any of us to hold your hand for you and spoon feed you this information. You can use Google just like the rest of us competent adults, so start with that. Search for simple terms like "Crimes Trump may have committed" and you'll have your answers. You may not like the facts, but they're there for you to digest and comprehend if those are your true intentions. Good luck.
@henrymccoy7171 Жыл бұрын
@@joshuagarner1654 - So, you've been in a coma since 2015?
@marafreeman5975 Жыл бұрын
Loving the Erick impression lol 😂😂😂😹😹😹😹🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lenaburkett8204 Жыл бұрын
I have DEFINITELY regretted eating at Applebee’s while I was eating it.
@1truek269 Жыл бұрын
That lawyer should be censured for imply that the FBI planted evidence when they definitely have no evidence of such.
@henrygvidonas9573 Жыл бұрын
Trump's legal eagles are on a different level. About six feet under the bottom of the barrel.
@amyjackson8725 Жыл бұрын
@HF Trust The whole trump family was watching the entire search on cctv. The lawyer was supposed to be watching too, but admitted to "being distracted". THERE WAS NOTHING PLANTED. Get over it He is a criminal who broke several federal laws. Some of these documents were never to leave a secured government facility and could not have been "declassified" by anyone.
@Dutch3DMaster Жыл бұрын
@HF Trust Wait, are you comparing a time in the US that was very much centered around fear of desegregation and the rise of several civil rights movements to better the position of minorities with someone who saw an investigation launched against him into the unlawful possession of government documents along with having absolutely everything going against him when it comes to credibility because he staged a coup? Yep, you definitely believe everything T***p says then...
@jacquesblaque7728 Жыл бұрын
@HF Trust Funny how the regimented "know-nothing" lashes out at people who do think. j/k, really pathetic. (Whassa bug pic doing here?)
@aliceborealis Жыл бұрын
@HF Trust came here because he needs a hug.
@davidsimi2322 Жыл бұрын
"Al Capone's crimes were organized." Damn, man! Going hard with the truth!
@theGoodlife119 Жыл бұрын
Busted out laughing
@shayo201 Жыл бұрын
LOL man this Eric impression....lol. gets me every time.
@iscovidoveryet7828 Жыл бұрын
2:30 in, So basically, from Jan of 21' to this past spring, anyone of America's enemies spies would've had access to those documents for a certain price, and a room of course.
@NerderDame Жыл бұрын
"you can't break into you're boss's house" Well they did it legally with a warrant and they don't work for Trump anymore. Everyone should be fine with this really.
@uknow1994 Жыл бұрын
I think MARA-LARD-ASS is in deep crap now though Bahahaha
@sjp4u338 Жыл бұрын
Unless they planted the fake “evidence.” It’s done every day.
@NerderDame Жыл бұрын
@@sjp4u338 they are getting classified documents and he has committed other crimes as well. At this point no one has to plant something to get trump in trouble.
@Spaceghost12 Жыл бұрын
@@NerderDame exactly like the mans been in court more times in the past 4 years than I've had birthdays we could divide it between his civil offenses and his criminal offenses and still come up with a mountain.
@davidnco1 Жыл бұрын
@@NerderDame Here is some humorous education for you . Sadly true but humorous..............Hello I'm your host tonight. Just in case you haven't noticed, all I talk about is Trump. Why? Because people like you are easily persuaded and lack the ability to think for themselves. You see I'm not a real talk show host or comedian. I'm a political propagandists puppet for the Globalist, . They go by and are under a lot of names, or organizations, but to keep you from thinking to hard and hurt your little brain just refer to them as people who believe the constitution or Bill of rights are invalid because they would get in the way of a global government. Trump was not playing ball with us. Just ask the United Nations and their minions.
@pyramid011 Жыл бұрын
"...the #1 realtor in the uncanny valley" OMG, Whoever wrote that line deserves a nice fat raise.
@lenawagenfuehr53 Жыл бұрын
Nah, all jokes about that harridan write themselves! She's a judge, for f's sake...🤦🏻♀️
@user-sv9nb8ky2t Жыл бұрын
I know, what cleverly brutal diss!
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Жыл бұрын
A unexpected yet perfect reference. She is creepy!!
@SuperSetright Жыл бұрын
Stephen....what was Epsteins Island like?? Asking for a friend.
@223purcell Жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@csillafel8226 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for including Canada! We love you.
@secaucuss7344 Жыл бұрын
The Al Capone quote = priceless
@Opus313 Жыл бұрын
Only criminals plead the Fifth... I hope they get the witch!
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
He's big enough to float!
@starlightanddreams1317 Жыл бұрын
The witches have been actively working against tRump. SCOTUS and the GOP. We are not your enemies.
@adamchristopher6917 Жыл бұрын
Not only did the FBI have a warrant, Ye Olde Orange Loon wasn't even there for them to run him over. He was in NY pleading the 5th in the easiest deposition ever. Class act. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy. ^^;
@oldrrocr Жыл бұрын
Hey donny, I think there is a direct flight to Moscow from JFK.
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