Michael Cohen’s Mean Nickname For Trump | Noem Defends Killing Her Puppy

Michael Cohen’s Mean Nickname For Trump | Noem Defends Killing Her Puppy | Boeing Sends A Message

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While Donald Trump snoozes in court, his former lawyer Michael Cohen is mocking him on TikTok. Elsewhere, Governor Kristi Noem tried to explain away her puppy murder story, and another Boeing aircraft lost a crucial part mid-flight.
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@marih3286 17 күн бұрын

I had a pointer. They are considered puppies until the age of 2. As the old saying goes, "When someone tells you who they are, believe them".

@dthomas9230 17 күн бұрын

She killed 107 Covid patients for every 100,000. Vermont lost 10. Red states used Covid to reduce entitlement outlays, aka FICA recipients since 80% of the 1st wave's deaths were 65 and over.www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7980794/

@brianmeadows1137 17 күн бұрын

You got that right.

@interruptingPreempt 17 күн бұрын

I agree. She's already shown us who she is. That poor dog. Also the saying's pretty new; it's from Maya Angelou.

@nelliekenny9630 17 күн бұрын

No bad dogs , just bad owners. She should be barred from owning any more animals.

@ronaldbarker5407 17 күн бұрын

And being elected Do better republicans stop voting in garbage

@blueprairiedog 17 күн бұрын

There's a reason Noem is barred from S. Dakota Indian lands.

@y_fam_goeglyd 17 күн бұрын

They're classy people. Cultured. And this is no joke or hyperbole.

@CitizenAyellowblue 17 күн бұрын

Actually there are dozens of reasons!

@sheilaboston7051 17 күн бұрын

@@CitizenAyellowblue And there are five more now.

@annjohnson8437 17 күн бұрын

For sure!

@rochellestarr9538 17 күн бұрын

YES,WE DONT LIKE RACISTS!!!!!!!!!!

@MasterSkyrim1000 17 күн бұрын

For my family, dogs are basically just other members of the family. To imagine myself *killing* one of them for any reason...what kind of psychopath is this woman?

@raphaellavictoria01 16 күн бұрын

Oh just a regular type. Zero empathy, completely doesn't understand what the fuss is even about. Btw, I personally have no idea what difference it makes whether it was a helpless puppy, or a helpless "working dog". TF it matters?

@MasterSkyrim1000 16 күн бұрын

@@raphaellavictoria01 It's heinous either way, that's for sure.

@TheCNYMike 15 күн бұрын

Trump's future VP, of course.

@blue8493 11 күн бұрын

AND she want's to kill Biden's dog too! C-R-A-Z-Y!

@anjaxtv 8 күн бұрын

My brother and I ran to get our dogs when our house was on fire. You are a 1000% right, our pets are our FAMILY!!

@MartaWomack 17 күн бұрын

As a former Animal Control cruelty officer, I am furious with Noem for her choice to kill a perfectly trainable dog. I know there are people out there who would've been VERY happy to take her puppy home with them rather to see it killed. Her own lack of patience in training is utterly appalling.

@mojo500100 16 күн бұрын

Well said. I’m all for publicly ridiculing heinous politicians, but when the nightly monologues veer into the Noem jokes, I need to turn the sound off. She’s hideous, not funny.

@raygunsforronnie847 16 күн бұрын

I suspect Noem herself is untrainable and takes it out on animals, children, and the less fortunate. Oh, wait, that's redundant; she's a rethuglican.

@sarahsnowe 16 күн бұрын

@@mojo500100 Yes. Why do Americans vote for such a creature? Why do they vote for Trump? Are they just as mentally defective and just as immoral? Hard to see any other reason.

@Nocturnalux 16 күн бұрын

The woman is psychotic.

@evangeloevoxi 16 күн бұрын

I've been training dogs since I was 8 YEARS OLD. If an 8 year old girl can turn an aggressive pitbull who had previously been abused by other children, into a loving dog who gives kisses to the girl who trained her, then that tells you how much of a failure Noem truly is.

@imayb1 17 күн бұрын

Noem defended killing a puppy because it was a working dog. I wonder if she considers workers disposable in general? In her state, fourteen year olds can be workers.

@DissectGibberish 17 күн бұрын

Again, she is trying to fool you. A 14-month-old dog is still a puppy! A teenager puppy, but not an adult by any stretch of the imagination.

@PleaseDontEatTheAnimals 17 күн бұрын

I don't support Kristi Noem in any way. She is cruel. That said, most people support shooting innocent animals in the head--they just do it vicariously and pay slaughterhouse workers to use the captive bolt gun. We humans don't need to eat other animals (in fact, vegans live on average 6♀️ to 10♂️years longer than carnists). And innocent animals do NOT deserve to be incarcerated, tortured, branded, castrated, and have their teeth and other body parts cut off (all without anesthesia), then killed at a fraction of their normal lifespans--many dismembered while still fully conscious--just for the pleasure of human taste buds. 😢 You can get out of an abusive relationship today by going vegan.✌🏽❤️🐕🐖🐈🐄🐣 To quote Alice Walker: "The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than Black people were made for Whites or women for men."

@t.tenney3470 17 күн бұрын

Yes. Workers are disposable to a Narcissist. Only laws save them from these MAGA creatures.

@Monika-mh2je 17 күн бұрын

But she is wearing a perfect make up and hair. 😂😂😂

@cmdraftbrn 16 күн бұрын

of course she does. her party believes in child labor. is in every child should be press ganged into working the most dangerous jobs. not sitting on their asses in classes.

@richardderatte6672 17 күн бұрын

Noem seems completely unaware that 1. a dog under 2 years old is not considered an adult dog and 2. When other people have working dogs who aren't trainable, they just give them to a shelter or adopt them out. She had access to the internet, she could have tried so many options before execution. The fact she did something like that in such a rash way, and her conclusion was "You know what, I should kill another animal." tells you she needs serious help.

@lyrachle 17 күн бұрын

A pure bred pointer is costly. Furthermore, all breeds have volunteer activity to rehome one of theirs that isn't a match for the person who has the dog. There is more than cruelty here. Look at how this woman treats her money.

@asmith8692 17 күн бұрын

Watched a KZfaq video by a man who grew up training hunting dogs and he noted that the "trainers" like Noem were generally regarded as assholes. If a style of training didn't work for one of his family's dogs they would trade them to another trainer and would keep doing so until the dog was trained, or deemed not a hunter and was relegated to pet.

@PleaseDontEatTheAnimals 17 күн бұрын

Unfortunately, most people don't have empathy for nonhuman animals. I don't support Kristi Noem in any way. She is cruel. That said, most people support shooting innocent animals in the head--they just do it vicariously and pay slaughterhouse workers to use the captive bolt gun. We humans don't need to eat other animals (in fact, vegans live on average 6♀️ to 10♂️years longer than carnists). And innocent animals do NOT deserve to be incarcerated, tortured, branded, castrated, and have their teeth and other body parts cut off (all without anesthesia), then killed at a fraction of their normal lifespans--many dismembered while still fully conscious--just for the pleasure of human taste buds. 😢 You can get out of an abusive relationship today by going vegan.✌🏽❤️🐕🐖🐈🐄🐣 To quote Alice Walker: "The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than Black people were made for Whites or women for men."

@clarencegreen3071 17 күн бұрын

Once had a neighbor, a Minister of the Gospel, who badly was mistreating a young dog. When I confronted him, his explanation was "It's just a hunting dog." Yes, stupid! Later, the minister was removed from his church for cheating on his wife with a member of the congregation. I was not surprised to hear it. He was/is a POS.

@WyvernYT 17 күн бұрын

And the problem wasn't that it was a bad dog, the problem was that it was an excitable friendly puppy. There are many homes that would love to take in excitable friendly puppies.

@kristihex8961 14 күн бұрын

On behalf of all Kristi's everywhere... We do not support or accept Kristi Noem. Nor any party that would have her as a member. Regards Kristi

@SleepyArcticBirds-ft4lb 17 күн бұрын

Gov. Noem is mentally disturbed and troubled 🧐

@sharonwalberg5438 17 күн бұрын

Govenor Noem has Trumpitis! No cure for stupid! She needs to go to jail on animal cruelty charges!

@camjustdoit.7879 16 күн бұрын

That's why she supports Trump!!

@SleepyArcticBirds-ft4lb 16 күн бұрын

@@camjustdoit.7879 I completely agree with you‼️‼️🤣

@flackstar007 17 күн бұрын

Last time I checked a person sleeping in a criminal trial is held in contempt and would be forced to either be awake or be charged with holding the court in contempt (which is very much what trump is currently doing).

@y_fam_goeglyd 17 күн бұрын

The judge might be glad he's not spouting his mouth off!

@fee6362 17 күн бұрын

To be fair, the judge knows he is old and that he probably has dementia. I guess it's a good idea to let the jury judge about this one

@t.tenney3470 17 күн бұрын

Make Trump stand in court, to stay awake?

@marceld6061 17 күн бұрын

This could be the contempt that lands him in overnight detention. Without his phone to use to post all his early morning ramblings, maybe he'll get enough sleep to stay awake in court?

@brianfong5711 17 күн бұрын

The irony of Trump calling him "Sleepy Joe"

@mattlewis383 17 күн бұрын

The irony that comes from him daily.. He plays the 'That's what you are, but what am I?' childish games and it gladly comes to bite him in the ass now and then. I wish it happened more. He's a buffoon of a character.

@dthomas9230 17 күн бұрын

I was asked to be respectful because I posted the truth.

@yugandali 17 күн бұрын

Maybe his team is doping him to keep him in order.

@FurtiveSkeptical 17 күн бұрын

Every accusation is a confession.

@andreah6379 15 күн бұрын

Not ironic. Hypocritical. The way only Rethuglicons do it.

@Gladedancer 16 күн бұрын

Noem is a psychopath. That harridan killed an innocent puppy, a playful and loving creature that completely trusted her 😭 Animal cruelty charges should be pressed!

@mwater_moon2865 14 күн бұрын

Fun fact... her office tried to point to the law that says that dogs that kill livestock should be put down. But that law very SPECIFICALLY doesn't mention poultry. So when that was pointed out, they referred to another law that says it's only LEGAL to kill dogs that are killing poultry, IF THEY AREN'T ON THE OWNER'S PROPERTY. So since she killed the dog on her own farm, according to the laws they quoted to say it was okay, she's guilty of a Class 2 misdemeanor.

@rogerbarnes9641 9 күн бұрын

I believe in karma , imagine being attacked by a pack of rabid dogs 😂.

@deniseboldea1624 17 күн бұрын

There is no defense for killing that puppy. It was not sick or suffering which is the only reason most sane people would make that decision. If she didn't want the dog, she could have either rehomed the dog or at least surrendered it to a shelter. What she did was nothing short of psycho.

@lesliepiper3115 13 күн бұрын

I opine she printed her shameful story because Trupshit hates dogs. She did it to lock up vp nomination.Simple as her arrogant, cruel ideal. Hell ain't half full yet...

@TXnine7nine 17 күн бұрын

Sorry Kristi but 14 months is still a puppy. And it’s not a “working dog” until it’s actually working. Rather than give it up, you shot it for being a dog you couldn’t bother to train correctly. Stop trying to defend the indefensible.

@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513 17 күн бұрын

She is a horrible excuse for a human being, just like tRump who she is trying to impress.

@philgagnon275 17 күн бұрын

Please tell me she doesn't have a 14 month old child... Remember... She's a Republican... After it's born it's fair game

@drewlovelyhell4892 17 күн бұрын

For a medium sized breed like Cricket, 14 months is borderline. Small breeds are considered adults by around 10 months, and large breeds are considered to be puppies for 2 years of age or even older.

@dianevanweelie5233 17 күн бұрын

@@drewlovelyhell4892 Large breeds have shorter life than small breeds. So why would they be puppies longer? Anyway, even if the dog was an adult, no reason to kill it just because it's not bird dog material. More dogs fail police, drug, assistant dog training than pass. These dogs are not all shot to death just because they failed, they are found new homes. Smh

@JIM-ot4ws 17 күн бұрын

She should be investigated for animal cruelty and fined.

@sirvile 17 күн бұрын

"I've trained dogs for years..." Then why wasn't THAT one trained right? Because she's lying.

@kamalohim 16 күн бұрын

because she's a psychopath...

@corbeau-_- 15 күн бұрын

I suppose her idea of training is a bit off, not so much a lie. She probably believes very firm in her own capabilities, without any doubt whatsoever.

@alangrosenheider9654 14 күн бұрын

@@corbeau-_- true and even sadder...she shares that with other narcissistic sociopaths...they believe that "they can do no wrong"...

@kennyroman9589 14 күн бұрын

what donald Trump asked china not to stop building! Detention Camps, Why? Because it's Auschwitz all over again for the american people, and others! Wake up!!

@kamalohim 11 күн бұрын

@@corbeau-_- Any fool can have confidence in themself.

@user-ce7rn4pn3b 14 күн бұрын

Charge her for cruelty to animals... 😮

@Marty_Wanlass 16 күн бұрын

Trump needs to understand that his War on Women has made MOST women furious. We are angry and organized. We will never vote for him. Our votes will go to a decent, caring man....President Biden.

@spirit5228 12 күн бұрын

Didn't white women who knew about how this buffone is still vote for him in droves? Even after the access tape? White women typically vote against their own interests, with their white men.

@traildoggy 17 күн бұрын

"Donald Shitzenpants?" "Well, it Depends..."

@susanfanning9480 17 күн бұрын

I see what you did there😂. That's good.

@CL-lo4wd 17 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@laperryrn 17 күн бұрын

😂

@marcusott2973 17 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@brucebaker810 17 күн бұрын

I luv that joke. Hugs to OP.

@juliancrooks3031 17 күн бұрын

Noem shot her dog, her goat, three horses and police are wondering where she was when two Boeing whistle blowers turned up dead?

@user-kz9ni8bo2i 17 күн бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@flackstar007 17 күн бұрын

Most people would be arrested for having shot their dog without any valid reason, but in america people can write books about it and be ok.

@baht.simpson 17 күн бұрын

Underrated comment

@dthomas9230 17 күн бұрын

Chicago's lawyers allow companies to kill their customers as it keeps their potential client pool full! United Airlines tried to kill me as a flight attendant 3 times, but I survived, albeit maimed for life and fired for being too disabled to work. Chicago lawyers supported my company instead of preventing TBIs, cervical spondylosis trauma, pneumothoraxes, and death at 36,000 ft. Boeing moved to ORD to cover their algorithms of sycophantic synopsis, aka A.S.S.es, since ORD attornies have no testicles. A.S.S.es have holes for a reason.

@daniellamcgee4251 17 күн бұрын

Noem also just shot herself in the foot.

@Sandy-du4ev 17 күн бұрын

Puppy killing is DISPICABLE!

@janncoons7445 17 күн бұрын

Please dear God don't let us see Von schitzenpants in a bathing suit!!!!

@broddr 16 күн бұрын

Seeing Dumpty’s ass in tennis shorts a few years ago was disturbing enough!

@zoerobinson1487 16 күн бұрын

I'd rather see Biden than that! 😂

@andreah6379 15 күн бұрын

A Speedo. 🤮🤣🤣🤣

@Will-nb1tc 14 күн бұрын

He'll be wearing a packed Pamper ! Baby Huey size XXXL.

@Opus313 17 күн бұрын

Donnie wants to monitor pregnancies... there honestly isn't any reason for women to vote for him... Vote Blue 💙 for your rights!

@phylis3917 17 күн бұрын

Sounds like a lunatic. He lost bring Pres with that nonsense.

@Krackonis 17 күн бұрын

So the fact he is waging a coup against America to bring it low and make it "Trumpland" or whatever they decide to call it after it's a dictatorship is not reason enough?

@magpieradio117 17 күн бұрын

A vote for Biden is a vote for endless war, massive crime from illegals and massive inflation. Think with your brain, not with desire to murder babies.

@courtneybrubaker9738 17 күн бұрын

God no. Making women’s bodies property of the states? No way

@MrPhotodoc 17 күн бұрын

I think I know what "monitor" here means. And it's not good people. It's not good.

@TheWtfanime 17 күн бұрын

Vote for the man who is currently president and actually won the popular vote who cares about the country, and not the psychopath who's enabling other psychopaths to slowly get more power.

@MaekarManastorm 17 күн бұрын

Vote Trump

@courtneybrubaker9738 17 күн бұрын

Trump lost the popular vote with Hillary and Biden. It was the electoral college votes that matter.

@courtneybrubaker9738 17 күн бұрын

@@MaekarManastormnot in my lifetime.

@whoseturnisit9733 17 күн бұрын

Hope you all do, else the world is over with him at the helm. Whoever votes for Trump must be the same as him, which is the main reason I won’t visit the US until they are not so hateful. It may never happen.

@DissectGibberish 17 күн бұрын

@@MaekarManastorm NO.

@nowhereman8374 17 күн бұрын

Thx Stephen, you definitely brightened up my morning. My dog loves to be off leash, and in the process, she has reminded me what it is to be young and free. Sometimes she doesn't listen, and I have to work hard to settle her down. I blame myself not the dog.

@attornurse1 17 күн бұрын

Noem writes a book ! Recounts her experience of frustration with her puppy and admits to killing her puppy because ( A PUPPY ) is behaving like a puppy ! Wow . Gives the people a close of view of her mental instability , inability to control her impulses ! A dire warning and much appreciated by her constituents! She will not be voted back in ! 😊

@scottmwilhelms2437 17 күн бұрын

She "trained dogs for years"... apparently badly.

@alex35agm 17 күн бұрын

But that was just her boyfriends.

@jandrews6254 17 күн бұрын

Trained? Using what, shock collars?

@JP-lu9ed 14 күн бұрын

Just means she brutalized them and considered it “training”.

@keithbraham6438 17 күн бұрын

Simply put, She killed a bird dog puppy for being a puppy acting like a bird dog and killed a goat for smelling like a goat

@JudeNance 16 күн бұрын

GRRRRR.SHE IS A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A human 🙄

@Avarren 16 күн бұрын

Perfect level of psychopathy for MAGA!

@JohnWerner-te5zy 16 күн бұрын

So, it's about time Noem was removed for acting like a politician.

@keithbraham6438 16 күн бұрын

@@Avarren Spot on

@thomasw.5344 15 күн бұрын

plus 3 horses for being too old at 25. She didn't make tough decisions. She simply shoots every being as soon as it seems to cost her more effort than pulling the trigger

@DonnaSchebel 16 күн бұрын

Thank goodness for Stephen Colbert. We all need a good laugh after dealing with Trump.

@floief 16 күн бұрын

When I heard about Noem's solution to her problem it broke my heart. As a "dog trainer" she had to have known, that for a lot of dogs, the lightbulb doesn't switch on until they're around 5. For those folks who must be around Kristi Noem....my condolences.....oh, and DUCK!

@JLee-rt6ve 17 күн бұрын

Noem: "I've trained dogs for years." (That's why the gravel pit is so full.)

@pacmonster066 17 күн бұрын

Of gravel? Oh no....

@colorbugoriginals4457 17 күн бұрын

"it was not a puppy, it was a working dog" 😳 my service dog side-eyeing that like wtf

@OscarLangleySoryu 17 күн бұрын

“I’ve been around hundreds of [dogs]” yeah? About 101???

@lilianevanbel3123 14 күн бұрын

Cruella Noem, indeed!

@user-hr4rv8rf1w 14 күн бұрын

Isn’t America big enough to stand up to this liar ?

@dr.g3860 14 күн бұрын

The jury's still out on that.

@Opinionsrnotfacts574 17 күн бұрын

You will recall just like the abortion issue, Trump let each state decide how they would respond to a global pandemic - see how well that turned out.

@philsmith7910 17 күн бұрын

He’s was number one in spreading falsities about Covid… starting with “It’s a China thing” And he made America #1 in the number of deaths from Covid!

@HelynnHeels 17 күн бұрын

I remember him complaining that there wouldn't be so many cases of COVID if there wasn't so much testing.

@mlt177 17 күн бұрын

I just remember him saying can’t we just inject bleach or something like that to kill the virus inside of us?

@roberthill799 17 күн бұрын

@HelynnHeels. He’s a three-year old who still hasn’t been able to comprehend what cause and effect means.

@Anne--Marie 15 күн бұрын

It turned out so well that my brother is dead.

@michaelginever732 17 күн бұрын

Noem Defends the indefensible. Not just a psychopath, a psychopath without any perception of normal empathetic human behaviour or ability to imitate such.

@Thadmotor1044 17 күн бұрын

and trump asset part of trump's ongoing Coup .

@elizamccroskey1708 17 күн бұрын

So a perfect MAGA candidate.

@Tonyhouse1168 17 күн бұрын

@@elizamccroskey1708EXACTLY what I was thinking!

@helenwheels3341 17 күн бұрын

Trump's perfect VP

@yvonnetomenga5726 17 күн бұрын

@michaelginever • Noem must be surrounded by psychopaths, or at least other people lacking empathy, because they can't even teach her a response that a decent person would make.

@georgeb.wolffsohn30 16 күн бұрын

Although Biden had some issues with falling, at least he RODE the bicycle . Can anyone imagine Trump riding a bicycle ?

@bertmortier7678 15 күн бұрын

I've tipped over a few times for not managing to clip out of my pedals correctly. Hasn't happened for a long time, but it can happen, especially when having an issue with your cleats.

@user-vd2vm8wm9f 13 күн бұрын

Ditto, he would have to hire someone to run along side to balance unless he uses "training wheels"!! Ha Ha Ha!!

@CharlesBridges-np4hv 6 күн бұрын

@@user-vd2vm8wm9fwas thinking the same shit

@rudythecat7320 16 күн бұрын

Let's not forget that in Great Britain "trump" is the slang word for "fart." Perfect! 😂

@rebeccalyle8443 17 күн бұрын

////; the puppy was 14 months old!!! That woman is evil and I pray to God she is not re-elected. Why not give the puppy away? I can’t stand her.

@sam.morr1s 17 күн бұрын

Poor animals...😢

@jacquelynbrickman2982 17 күн бұрын

Poor Indian Nations that won't let her step foot on their land. And don't forget Trump refers to people he doesn't like as animals....so all lives are not safe from being shot in the face.

@roberthill799 17 күн бұрын

If there were a god, this woman would not exist.

@ThatOpalGuy 17 күн бұрын

@@roberthill799more proof that's it all fiction

@morbidmanmusic 17 күн бұрын

Your god is evil. Where was it when she killed all the animals? Late as usual...

@karlspencer5584 17 күн бұрын

Trump is an international embarrassment to USA cheers from Australia

@enceladusmoon3577 17 күн бұрын

Totally agree with you cheers from the UK.

@user-ip5dm6jf8k 17 күн бұрын

Von Shitzenpants! Classic.

@roberthill799 17 күн бұрын

The millions of mean-spirited and illiterate Americans who support that slug are a bigger embarrassment to America. -An embarrassed American

@joanies6778 17 күн бұрын

Yes, he is to most Americans, too. He sure has exposed the corruption and radical right wing agendas and prejudices. Now we have to vote blue to fix the laws and loopholes that enabled this pos anywhere near the Oval Office.

@lwherndon 17 күн бұрын

Agree and cheers from the US

@susangreene6449 16 күн бұрын

Thank you for the BRILLIANT comic relief Stephen Colbert !! VOTE BLUE VOTE BLUE VOTE BLUE

@pattyayers 16 күн бұрын

A 14-month-old dog IS A PUPPY by definition

@Barklikeadog61 17 күн бұрын

“I love the uneducated” DT. It’s true…the only person he loves is himself.

@etienelamaine9392 17 күн бұрын

Remember.. vote for the D candidate D is for defending YOUR RIGHTS. an R WILL REMOVE ALL OF THEM. DEFEND OR REMOVE

@tja3495 17 күн бұрын

I like that 🗽! Yes, women of America, Trump and Trump's Republican Fascist Party will NOT stop at removing your Healthcare rights, next will be removing your Voting Rights!

@CharlesBridges-np4hv 6 күн бұрын

NICE ONE

@NewMessage 17 күн бұрын

Louis' strained 'Wow...' was perfect. Perfect.

@B1ibrab3aUty 16 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop screaming and laughing. Stephen you have to be stopped sir. You are out of control lol. This whole monologue was hilarious. GO STEPHEN!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🔥🔥🔥

@escottc 17 күн бұрын

"People are saying," are the chorus of voices in Trump's head.

@Thadmotor1044 17 күн бұрын

yes people are sayin donald von shitzenpants . What ever the Donald is eating , bad Diet making the Donald bloviating Gasbag

@Thadmotor1044 17 күн бұрын

should try vegan

@PennyDavis-cm9tl 17 күн бұрын

They all call him Sir.

@PennyDavis-cm9tl 17 күн бұрын

There are prescriptions for that trouble.😮

@stevenmoore3480 17 күн бұрын

@@PennyDavis-cm9tl yes jail

@ktm4042 17 күн бұрын

Too many people surprised by Noem. Y'all forget the gem of a slogan her admin came up with a few years ago regarding the states war on drugs: "Meth- We're on It!"

@hansmeier-72 17 күн бұрын

lol

@MrPhotodoc 17 күн бұрын

She has no idea what she's doing.

@lorrie2878 17 күн бұрын

I didn't know that! Perfect factoid.

@zizinnnn 17 күн бұрын

oh yeah! i remember that from oliver 😂 she’s a nut

@brandiebishop8473 17 күн бұрын

Wow. You honestly can’t make this stuff up

@lemunbalm3731 15 күн бұрын

The dog was perfectly trainable. She was simply unqualified to train. She didn’t have the decency to hire a trainer nor could she be bothered to adopt the dog out.

@WarrenJones-ec8xo 10 күн бұрын

When someone's dog bites several people what do you do to it??

@susanrobb3004 16 күн бұрын

I swear, they’re sedating him to keep him quiet…he can’t control his outbursts.

@rathersane 15 күн бұрын

Maybe they could borrow Kristi Noem’s old shock collar to keep him from dozing off.

@baknights14 17 күн бұрын

Idk why trump is so afraid of being in an orange jumpsuit, just look at his skin he's already in an orange jumpsuit.

@JLee-rt6ve 17 күн бұрын

I see a problem here. The guards will think he's escaped all the time because he'll blend in with the jumpsuit. Maybe a clown suit would be better?

@baknights14 17 күн бұрын

@@JLee-rt6ve I feel terrible for those guards. It's no win for them, best case scenario they thought he escaped worst case they think he's not wearing clothes 🤢🤮

@goldmandrummer 17 күн бұрын

He's upset about the jumpsuit because he won't have his orange makeup in jail and the orange clothes would emphasize the natural skin tone he's so insecure about

@Giambijuice 17 күн бұрын

@@JLee-rt6veAll he would have to do is stand in front of a Fanta ad and, like a chameleon, gone 😆

@geoffreyhhill 17 күн бұрын

The emperor has no clothes!

@Tadicuslegion78 17 күн бұрын

"I spent years in Law School, paid thousands of dollars....to hear VonShitzinpants as an offical term"

@magpieradio117 17 күн бұрын

The Democrats are truly corrupt. Donna Brazile or whatever her name is, resigned in disgrace for rigging the Democrat convention, yet all your liberals trust them to tell you that the election was not rigged and that Biden was the best person for the job. Utter disgrace how far US has fallen at the hands of Democratic leaders.

@dthomas9230 17 күн бұрын

@pjcranberry4912 16 күн бұрын

I love Stephen's sense of humor. 😊😂😊❤

@mychannelgoaway2833 17 күн бұрын

That was one of the most hilarious episodes ever! Laugh out loud funny. Keep up the good work!

@JS-ps6cb 16 күн бұрын

😂😂 agreed!

@realitycheck5902 17 күн бұрын

Trump left COVID up to the states too, that didn't turn out well either. Noem should be arrested/charged with animal abuse.

@ZephyrysBaum 17 күн бұрын

Maybe it was better trump leaving COVID with the states though... Didn't he say to inject yourself with disinfectant...

@dunbarf2413 17 күн бұрын

Has me thinking he did so as he was too afraid to take responsibility along with accountability even though that was his freaking job! He wants all the glory, the power, the authority, the benefits yet doesn't want to do the work.

@josephhawthorne5097 17 күн бұрын

@@dunbarf2413 Yea, he openly said he takes no responsibility anytime anything is slightly bad, but happily brags about anything that gets positive coverage. Just another of his pathetic acts that should ruin any hopes of a continuing political career, but unfortunately the base he relies on are so brainwashed they accept that as somehow making him strong and smart, instead of the proof of how weak and cowardly he is.

@Al-oe8ib 17 күн бұрын

Trump being anti mask and denying Covid even existed at first, when he knew, killed hundreds of thousands….needlessly. And his recommendations for ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine literally killed 17000 more Americans

@nancychandler3673 17 күн бұрын

Interesting how California had less deaths from Covid, being the highest populated State. Florida and South Dakota did the worse

@zesty9815 17 күн бұрын

5:54 Yes, Donald, you already told us what you like: _“I’m allowed to go in because I’m the owner of the pageant. … You know, they’re standing there with no clothes. And you see these incredible-looking women. And so I sort of get away with things like that.”_ Creep.

@dunningkruger3774 16 күн бұрын

15 year old "women?" I think Donny hung out with Jeffy a little to long-

@RobertJohnson-bj5lk 16 күн бұрын

@@dunningkruger3774 Epstein didn’t commit suicide, neither did the Boeing Whistleblower. A lot of people who know too much are being unalived like Kristi Noem’s animals.

@lilianevanbel3123 14 күн бұрын

And yet he wants no men in the girls' locker rooms. Yeah, right,go on, you shining example.

@Arfarf69 16 күн бұрын

It should be a federal felony and life in prison any harm to any animals

@JS-ps6cb 16 күн бұрын

Freezing his drowsy balls off 😂😂😂 omg that made me lol

@ringomylove 17 күн бұрын

When will Trump be held in contempt of court? Surely if any other defendant fell asleep during their trial there would be consequences?

@asmith8692 17 күн бұрын

As long as he's asleep he's not trying to intimidate witnesses or muttering in court. The judge might actually be semi okay with it.

@mattlewis383 17 күн бұрын

@@asmith8692 and the law only says he has to be present

@georgebuscay8511 17 күн бұрын

I worked with the court system for years. I never saw anyone get away with what he does, and if they said an iota of what he's said, they'd at least get a few days to a week in jail. Kathleen

@malinolsson5921 17 күн бұрын

@@mattlewis383😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dannycummings2755 16 күн бұрын

@@MyOutsideSocksThat’s not how it works.

@Xaniker 17 күн бұрын

It was not a puppy but a working dog? It was an innocent living being which had no choice where it was born into and deserved to live.

@DissectGibberish 17 күн бұрын

At 14 months old, Cricket was STILL a puppy. Don't let her mislead you.

@Xaniker 17 күн бұрын

@@DissectGibberish oh yes. 14 months is definitely puppy. She can't mislead me though. No matter what age it is it doesn't deserve that.

@VickiStanley-nf4gl 17 күн бұрын

A good businessman never goes anywhere without a pen.

@cindytripp 16 күн бұрын

There's no proof he is a good business man.

@VickiStanley-nf4gl 16 күн бұрын

@@cindytripp That's the point of my post. If he were a good businessman, he would have a pen. tRump is a fraud.

@j.raymunds 17 күн бұрын

Always makes me laugh🎉🎉🎉 thank you Mr.Colbert

@yurielcundangan9090 17 күн бұрын

Jail is a necessary punishment. Lock Trump Up!

@1truek269 17 күн бұрын

Then he can bend down all he wants 😂

@jeffereyroderick7006 17 күн бұрын

@@1truek269even more. 😂😂⚖️🇺🇸

@billgreen1861 17 күн бұрын

@@1truek269 I wouldn't want to see that. 🙈

@whiskyjames4200 17 күн бұрын

Yes, Hillary's karma is finally catching up on Trump.

@whiskyjames4200 17 күн бұрын

@@1truek269He will not be bending down in prison soon.

@humanforotherhumanst4619 17 күн бұрын

Noemi should have written about her affairs than killing a dog.

@barbaramonaco105 17 күн бұрын

She has had a long affair with Corey Lewandowski. Both of them are married to other people.

@KPVFarmer 17 күн бұрын

Maybe she’s saving that for her next book

@humanforotherhumanst4619 17 күн бұрын

@@barbaramonaco105 yes, that is true and it doesn't bother the Maga people.

@darlenelarochelle4011 17 күн бұрын

Yeah. Apparently that's OK now.

@whiskyjames4200 17 күн бұрын

Hello Lewandowski...

@charlenemack7040 16 күн бұрын

Stephen Colbert, when Trump bent down to pick up the pen you should of had fart sounds. A missed opportunity.

@robertgandler3177 17 күн бұрын

Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

@aggressiveattitudeera887 17 күн бұрын

Oh, I just knew Stephen was going to be all over the "Donald von Shitzenpants" thing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jeffr6206 17 күн бұрын

Wouldn't his son be Der Baron Von Shitzenpantz?

@bobwoods1302 17 күн бұрын

She's admitting to animal cruelty. Can't she be charged?

@alysiareid6659 16 күн бұрын

I heard it was many years ago. Don't know if it's true.

@jamesrowden303 16 күн бұрын

@@alysiareid6659 It's like confederate monuments, it's a statue of lamentation that is in effect.

@andreah6379 15 күн бұрын

Who would? Another Rethuglicon will never do that and no Democrat has any real power to press charges. It's a red-ruled state. This is what they do!

@mwater_moon2865 14 күн бұрын

Fun fact... her office tried to point to the SD law that says that dogs that kill livestock should be put down. But that law very SPECIFICALLY doesn't mention poultry. So when that was pointed out, they referred to another law that says it's only LEGAL to kill dogs that are killing poultry, IF THEY AREN'T ON THE OWNER'S PROPERTY. So since she killed the dog on her own farm, according to the laws they quoted to say it was okay, she's guilty of a Class 2 misdemeanor. Dontcha just love a head of a state executive branch not knowing the laws?

@garethjones2596 13 күн бұрын

I believe it is an article of faith among Republicans that elected officials cannot be charged with criminal offences; otherwise we'd have a democracy instead of the dictatorship the Founding Fathers and Supreme Court intended.

@patrich.890 16 күн бұрын

Trump looked out of breath after picking up the pen. 😂

@jhill4874 17 күн бұрын

A mean nickname for Trump? How unfair. Trump would never make up mean nicknames for people he doesn't like.

@SuperViolaplayer 13 күн бұрын

LOL!!

@indigowolf556 17 күн бұрын

Great monologue Stephen. Her dog was 14 months old it wasn't a tiny puppy but 14 months old is a year and a couple of months so it's still considered a puppy. And if she knew about animals she would have known that. Shame on her.

@titusrider7948 17 күн бұрын

Anyone who has had a dog knows that all they really want to do is please you. From the first time you teach them to fetch and they bring back the stick they're usually greeted with 'good boy, great job' maybe not so much when they bring back a lawn ornament, but you get the idea. They'll usually drop the stick at your feet with a slight bow and their but in the air, tail wagging like a high tempo metronome "was that good? Did i do good?..." and on this familiar story a loving bond is built. I can't imagine the horror Cricket must have felt after seemingly grabbing the concept of fetching birds, only to be led to a gravel pit by the one you're trying to please and suddenly shot in the face. What kind of a monster would do this?

@dancepiglover 17 күн бұрын

And according to her, Cricket was having the time of her life running around and that’s when she decided the dog needed to die. 😥

@kitcobain444 17 күн бұрын

She's sickening, and she has no defense. Even "working dogs" would be trained with positive reinforcement well past two years old. She's a sociopathic liar.

@asmith8692 17 күн бұрын

And justifying it because Cricket snapped at her. An overexcited anything doesn't always identify who's trying to grab them.

@karinbarger9192 17 күн бұрын

I would consider anything she says, after learning what she’s done, as total BS!!!

@mlt177 17 күн бұрын

Better keep an eye on her. That’s the very same way several serial killer’s started out!

@tammileroux3329 17 күн бұрын

That Boeing lawyer needs to be worried. With Boeing's whistleblowers, two now, suddenly, mysteriously died. That lawyer needs to be aware of that all those Boeing slides now know where he lives

@user-zu9dl7fs2p 12 күн бұрын

My family rescued several dogs. We have worked with Blue Heelers, Aussie shepherds, and pudlepointers. It took 2 weeks to train one of them, 4 months for another and it took a year to train another because she was feral and had never seen people before. We never gave up. Our doggos became beloved members of our family who were protected and cherished. That's how it's supposed to be. 🐾

@Susweca5569 17 күн бұрын

When Cary Grant died at the age of 82, he still looked handsome, distinguished, AND had a full head of hair.

@o.h.w.6638 17 күн бұрын

It’s amazing how us pet owners will unite regardless of politics ❤ I love that

@buddhacat422 14 күн бұрын

Justice for Cricket! Noem for Prison 2024!

@user-vd2vm8wm9f 16 күн бұрын

Thanks Stephen for making me laugh through the Trump tragedy!😅

@matthewmerchant2038 17 күн бұрын

"Unlike Noem, I don't like beating a dead horse" 😂💀

@georgegalileo 17 күн бұрын

Who in their right mind would waste their vote on a molestor and killer of innocent animals?

@andreah6379 15 күн бұрын

Since when is any reichwinger in their right mind????

@TheCNYMike 15 күн бұрын

Know any GOP voters?

@ellab8897 14 күн бұрын

An adulterer, too!

@mets97 17 күн бұрын

Not for nothing, but during Kimmel, ABC didn't "bleep" Michael Cohen's little nickname for Trump.

@storywala88 15 күн бұрын

How dare you say against Carry Grant! This is where we draw the line! 😂

@yurielcundangan9090 17 күн бұрын

Jail is a necessary punishment. Lock him Up!

@marcpeterson1092 17 күн бұрын

If he is convicted in a fair trial.

@JIM-ot4ws 17 күн бұрын

@@marcpeterson1092 He shoud have been locked up pending trial in all 4 cases.

@jojolouis 17 күн бұрын

@@marcpeterson1092 It's trial by jury isn't it ??? so we'll see..... innocent until proven guilty, definitely!!! Guilty when proven guilty.

@marcpeterson1092 16 күн бұрын

Everyone online is so eager to hate the other side of the political divide. Nothing but venom. I am just trying to stand up for decency and rationality. The response I get show how unpopular those things have become.

@michaelcase8574 17 күн бұрын

That dog killing governor has crazy eyes in that still photo.

@Jan-zv7ze 17 күн бұрын

Noem has crazy eyes, that have morphed into the psyco looking dead eyes that Trump has...so weird.

@MichaelLovely-mr6oh 17 күн бұрын

If Kristi ends up getting voted out of office because of this; she could always become a fashion designer due to her penchant for killing and skinning animals.

@searsfarmcat3328 16 күн бұрын

That pup could have been rehomed and/or retrained. It was Noem's own failure as a trainer, not the dog's. And Yes, 14 months is still considered a pup! Dogs don't reach their full adulthood until 2 yrs.

@sharpnote1480 17 күн бұрын

Kristi Noem just doesn’t understand. She is one of the MAGA Republicans that have a hard time thinking.

@seraphonica 17 күн бұрын

if I knew Trump was going to invite people to throw pens at him, I'd have bought a ticket. and spent twice as much at Staples.

@laranadesign4764 16 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@pkpattih1965 16 күн бұрын

🤣😂🤣

@aggressiveattitudeera887 17 күн бұрын

"...because unlike Kristi Noem, I don't like beating a dead horse." Oof.

@deionisgnarly111 16 күн бұрын

That wolf blitzer character is coming along nicely haha

@Antoila80 16 күн бұрын

0:40 Forever funny - that gumming had me howling!😁😁😁🤡

@atklm1 17 күн бұрын

Trump apparently cannot stay awake if he's not talking or tweeting. If he has to sit, be quiet and listen to something non-entertaining, he falls asleep. Like a 6-year old that is full of energy but start dozing off in 20 minutes while in the backseat of a car, having to sit quiet without mobile devices.

@patrikfloding7985 17 күн бұрын

He's correct place is in a home for the elderly.

@SeansModelBuilds 17 күн бұрын

@@patrikfloding7985 No, don't torment the Elderly! Those places are bad enough without having Trump there also.

@xixBenjixix 17 күн бұрын

rent free

@gemeric4400 17 күн бұрын

He takes adderall which has a slight touch of meth in it.

@atklm1 17 күн бұрын

@@gemeric4400 Welp, it all keeps adderalling up, I suppose.

@norarivers2744 17 күн бұрын

Love the Cary Grant segment 👏🏽💛✨

@petesashlyn 17 күн бұрын

Noem just keeps digging herself deeper and deeper. Maybe she and Eric can hug.

@realhorrorshow8547 17 күн бұрын

Can you imagine Trump in an orange jumpsuit? It'd be like the opposite of the Invisible Man. You wouldn't be able to _not_ see him. He'd burn out your retinas through a brick wall.

@lilianevanbel3123 14 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@Tonyhouse1168 17 күн бұрын

Whose boat is this boat? It almost scares me that we’ve forgotten just how many stupid, poopy, terrible things this guy did before, during, and after he was given the presidency against the wishes of 81,000,000 Americans.

@DorothyChartrand 17 күн бұрын

Jeeezuz is on his side

@jspres86 17 күн бұрын

Poopy.....

@lorrie2878 17 күн бұрын

Make Trump dissappear, pleez Jeezuz!

@CupidCrux 17 күн бұрын

You just reminded me I need a copy of that book lol

@Rebel-ex5ej 17 күн бұрын

Fuckin Democrats

@jellyphish2112 17 күн бұрын

In a normal universe saying that Cary Grant did not look good in any scenario would be grounds for execution.

@-oiiio-3993 17 күн бұрын

Archibald Leach.

@bwenluck9812 17 күн бұрын

@@-oiiio-3993 "A rose by any other name...." 😉

@roberthill799 17 күн бұрын

@He’s the best and most versatile movie actor I’ve ever seen. Completely at home in both drama (e.g. Notorious) and comedy (e.g. Bringing Up Baby). His comic acting is quite under- appreciated, I think.

@bekind5738 14 күн бұрын

Can you imagine the utter fear and horror Cricket experienced as Noem angrily drug this 14 month old puppy to a gravel pit and then shot the dog in front of a horrified construction crew in the face. What an awful way to die. Noem was embarrassed because she lacked the experience in training this dog and was angry. Furthermore, euthanizing a puppy by shooting in a gravel pit in a fit of anger is psychopathic.

@TheThomasG 11 күн бұрын

the moment with the courtroom sketch with the jumpsuit… amazing

@jspres86 17 күн бұрын

He wants unchecked power, but he also just wants to be loved! Scars from childhood, and his time at Penn, and from the 90's, and from a decade ago, and from 3 years back, and from last week, and from about 17 minutes ago.

@laperryrn 17 күн бұрын

I get what you’re saying but please stop making excuses for this guy.

@intomnia3313 17 күн бұрын

@@laperryrnI think you missed it.

@edwardfletcher7790 17 күн бұрын

@laperryrn WHOOOOSH !!! lol

@ReadABookAndLearn 17 күн бұрын

@@laperryrnI don’t think pointing out that Trump is a deeply troubled, fragile individual who is perpetually reacting to his emotional wounds which stem from his issues with Daddy as a child is making excuses for him.