Trump Torpedoes Tom Emmer’s Speaker Bid | Jenna Ellis Flips

Trump Torpedoes Tom Emmer’s Speaker Bid | Jenna Ellis Flips | U.S. Spells “Us”

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8 ай бұрын

The House GOP failed again to choose a Speaker, another Trump co-defendant took a plea deal in Georgia, and the former president made an incredible discovery mid-speech. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@heyheytaytay 8 ай бұрын

"Mr. Emmer, are you okay?!" had me howling 😭

@YourTripleScorpio 8 ай бұрын

Anti Gravitas Emmer?

@Metalbass10000 8 ай бұрын

Anyone remember Max Headroom?

@presentfuture7563 8 ай бұрын

I'm just sorry it wasn't the cat filter

@sunray501 8 ай бұрын

He also managed to blur the background so hard, you couldn't see his shoulders or his whole head. Idk even know how to do that purpose 😅

@tdsoldier3198 8 ай бұрын

The GOP's electile dysfunction has lasted 3 weeks now.

@CorePathway 8 ай бұрын

SEE YOUR DOCTOR!

@helios7212 8 ай бұрын

💊🍆🤏

@mrvlsmrv 8 ай бұрын

They keep asking for help from the blue assistants.

@nicholeb2746 8 ай бұрын

Nice

@HayTatsuko 8 ай бұрын

They just need to give in and take the Blue pill, y'know.

@JonTigert 8 ай бұрын

I’ll never not miss Jon adding piano sound effects to Stephen putting down his imaginary props. The most subtle and satisfying long running bit of all time

@bhonest-gb5zg 7 ай бұрын

I miss John Baptiste even Stephen does cuz he puts props away still and wait for the key

@FO_Biggles 7 ай бұрын

Jon B. is overrated. He wasn't funny, was usually annoying, & made mistakes in 99% (my estimate) of what he played. Just my nickel's worth. He's not missed here. (Almost forgot: go ahead, _FLAME_ me! It's expected.)

@ricklee6196 8 ай бұрын

Love you Stephen, thanks for keeping 'us' sane in a crazy world.

@oldsalt8011 8 ай бұрын

The LGBTQ Community loves him.

@ricklee6196 8 ай бұрын

@@oldsalt8011 Put a lot of though in that didn't ya ...

@loranelson5393 8 ай бұрын

Stephen is silent and complacent on what is happening in Gaza. So disappointing.

@oldsalt8011 8 ай бұрын

@@loranelson5393 He looks kinda Jewish to me.

@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 8 ай бұрын

*_"I never worked for me, I only met myself a few times, I hardly even know me!"_* - trump, in the not too distant future

@lisa2stewart 8 ай бұрын

😂 UNDERRATED COMMENT!

@anniehiggins3884 8 ай бұрын

😂😂

@helios7212 8 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯👈🎃👉

@yvonnecamacho7887 8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@azoth6641 8 ай бұрын

...so, building an insanity plea?

@kenbrown2808 8 ай бұрын

geological sign? "dumber than a box of rocks."

@hellagood67 8 ай бұрын

The part about Hungary and Turkey took me back to my childhood, when my dad would recite this ‘phrase’ to me…..”Are you Hungary?” “Yeh Siam” “Then I’ll Russia to the table and Fiji on Turkey and Greece.” “Sweden my teeth, Denmark my bill.” I have no idea where it originated from but it made me laugh every time. As for drumpfty having the audacity to compare himself to Madiba….what an absolute cretin. Great monologue, Stephen. 👏👏👏👏

@xy6845 8 ай бұрын

That Nelson Mandela comeback though.... perfect, Steven, perfect. 👏👏😄😄🤣

@lw3269 8 ай бұрын

The answer to "Who Flipped Now?" is Mark Meadows.

@gingerredshoes 8 ай бұрын

That geological sign joke was brilliant. 😄

@o.c.kiddkidd5163 8 ай бұрын

Don't be crass, Stephen! They had to ask the candidates their geological signs...they all have rocks in their heads!

@Broadwaybuff-pi1qg 8 ай бұрын

Woman who supposedly has a law degree blames it all on lawyers who knew more than she did, like she's a teenage employee at McDonald's at her first job, with no idea of what's right and wrong.

@paavobergmann4920 8 ай бұрын

" I was only following orders", yeah, that worked great, didn´t it, Mr. Keitel?

@Bill_Garthright 8 ай бұрын

Remember when they didn't charge Trump Jr. with a crime because he was only a kid, only 40 years old and clearly too dumb to know that working with Russia to subvert our democracy was a crime? Ellis is 38. As you say, when has that become too young to know right from wrong? Oh, yeah, when it's Republicans doing crime, huh? I'm surprised they don't say that Donald Trump _senior_ was too young to know what he was doing. He was certainly too _dumb._ But that, too, only seems to be a defense when Republicans commit crimes.

@irenehigginbotham6392 8 ай бұрын

Well, they were bigger than me and they were doing it too.

@hayberdasher8625 8 ай бұрын

Having a law degree is one thing. Having principles and the guts to stand up for yourself, that's a whole other thing.

@karinpewe3840 8 ай бұрын

"I don´t know how to fix that" should be the new slogan of the rep. party.

@ekdaufin1485 8 ай бұрын

Good one!

@kingjamos2422 8 ай бұрын

Aka "Trump broke the toilet again".

@Logan_Baron 8 ай бұрын

Sad thing is that it's not even a joke that they aren't even trying to fix anything anymore. They don't even have plans that won't work to fix anything. Their WHOLE platform has just become insulting and complaining.

@katescarratt4267 8 ай бұрын

How about "We don't care about fixing it."?

@firstlast-gn5bo 8 ай бұрын

@@Logan_BaronThey want to rule and restrict, not govern or legislate anything good.

@mikeoxbig7931 8 ай бұрын

Me: So what are Trump’s lawyers and associates doing these days? Judge: Pleading guilty.

@J.M.-nb4gw 8 ай бұрын

MAGA = Making Attorneys Get Attorneys 😂

@cosmicraysshotsintothelight 8 ай бұрын

Knock, knock... Who's there? Pre... Pre who? Pre-dawn prison guard... bed check.

@claire-lg6sg 8 ай бұрын

Emmer is my district's rep and my GOD hearing those boos from the crowd about the DUI BS was so validating. I went to school with the man's kids and couldn't stand ANY of the family.

@michellejester9734 8 ай бұрын

I missed you, and I believe A LOT of "US" in the "US" did too. Thank Dog you're back to help us deal with the daily insanity and chaos. If I didn't hear this with your humorous twist I think I'd throw myself off a cliff🤯🤯 As a Wow (an upside down Mom), I am so sad and scared for my children. This nut needs to be found guilty and thrown in the clink. And they need to study him to see what was actually elected into office. Thanks for lightening the mood Stephen ❤

@quecee 8 ай бұрын

Trump JUST figured out how to spell "us".

@katescarratt4267 8 ай бұрын

How long before he realises what it means? He's never got further than "me," so he probably thinks it means "what I see when I look in lots of mirrors - lots of "me"s."

@daviegriffin3539 8 ай бұрын

@kate... I'm hearing your quote in Colbert's voice of Trump. 🤭🤣

@priscillarobb647 8 ай бұрын

What’s very hard word to spell. Lol!

@F8Tributo 8 ай бұрын

Emmer gets two DUIs, then he reduces the penalties for DUIs? That's who we have in our government? Smh... 4:18- "Astrological sign", not "geological". Tim, Tim, Tim....tsk tsk. Jenna Ellis parrots Trump's big lie about the election being stolen, then cries while reading her statement. Then smiles when she sits down. Quite the actress there...

@alsen99 8 ай бұрын

I realized that too and thought the punchline would be "What is your geological sign? Amethyst?"

@Tina-qp7py 8 ай бұрын

She's putting on weight too. Wonder why.

@shirleyrombough8173 8 ай бұрын

@@Tina-qp7py She's been eating a lot of hamburgers lately, like her role model.

@icin4d 8 ай бұрын

Her tears are 100% self serving. She was gleeful as fk to help in damaging this nation. How can a "lawyer" do the things she did WITH NO EVIDENCE? They all deserve prison.

@AndrewAMartin 8 ай бұрын

To be fair, I think the Congressman was being sarcastic about the type of questions being asked... But even then, he screwed it up.

@commonsense8831 8 ай бұрын

Another discovery how genius he is :- Person, Woman, Man, Camera, Tv, US

@malcomkumar 8 ай бұрын

No matter how low i feel in the morning, Stephen never fails to put a smile on my face

@kenbrown2808 8 ай бұрын

sounds like another trump lawyer realized she ain't getting paid.

@icin4d 8 ай бұрын

Sounds like her lawyers said, "Jena, you're going to prison."

@dfuher968 8 ай бұрын

@@icin4dAnd they also said "that money, u raised on that Christian fundraising site, will only last 2 hours, so listen carefully....".

@icin4d 8 ай бұрын

@@dfuher968 But it's a witch hunt, right? They did nothing wrong, right? Funny how this "witch hunt" is producing so many felons. Yes, they are all pleading guilty to felonies. But she's free to have a public defender at any time. It will be a quick trial. The evidence is overwhelming and solid. None of their technically hearings went anywhere. Without a plea, Ms "Elite Strike Force" is on a fast track to a Georgia prison for her criminality, and she knows it. Can't afford the time - DON'T COMMITT THE CRIME. Now go away "maga" moron.

@adamjuice 8 ай бұрын

Geological sign "Igneous rising with a sedimentary moon" had me cackling!!

@wayneriley7367 8 ай бұрын

Let’s remember that Jenna went to college and law school and she states that she made a mistake trusting other lawyers and didn’t do her work. So what do they teach college?

@LoPhatKao 8 ай бұрын

well, it _is_ the armerican education system

@broddr 8 ай бұрын

Based on how many of Trump’s and Giuliani’s lawyers are complaining (and suing) about not being paid, apparently law school doesn’t even teach them to make sure the check clears.

@Tonyhouse1168 8 ай бұрын

Daily reminder: it’s your money going to pay house representatives to do their job. If you don’t do your job at work for 3 weeks straight, will they keep paying you?

@DennisFrancispublishing 8 ай бұрын

It's absolutely insane that so many people who belong to the party of personal responsibility are so adamant that they can't be blamed for anything. Somehow, everything is always someone else's fault. Is there a prescription for that kind of neurosis?

@veronicastewart1112 8 ай бұрын

Yes. Vote blue.

@WhiteFangofWar 8 ай бұрын

Yes, but they won't take it. They still hate doctors for 'making up' Covid 19.

@staceybair5407 8 ай бұрын

Yeah it's called weed😂👊🏾✌🏾💞

@Firefly99-ef5lh 8 ай бұрын

Stephen Colbert's opening monologues are always my favorite of late night hosts.

@muskyoxes 8 ай бұрын

Only because Closer Look isn't an opening monologue

@ekdaufin1485 8 ай бұрын

Me too!

@Alma1826 8 ай бұрын

Me too!

@thehoneydeev 8 ай бұрын

The play of words with countries’ names was brilliant ❤

@seffishestopal5950 8 ай бұрын

I don't believe a word Jenna Ellis is saying. She knew everything the whole time and she's only saying that to save her own skin.

@rsr789 8 ай бұрын

A violinist really should have been playing in the corner of the courtroom while she was reading with her crocodile tears.

@sherylsoreson9790 8 ай бұрын

MAGA should be so proud of their leader. He figured out that the initials of these United States spell out the word "us" and he figured it out all on his own!

@HylianFox3 8 ай бұрын

And he was the first person ever to do so!

@Tjs736 8 ай бұрын

You know he was ready something in all caps and he got confused till someone explained it to him

@nicholeb2746 8 ай бұрын

But no one will give him the credit he deserves for being such a great speaker!

@ellengrace4609 8 ай бұрын

Wait until he figures out what the acronym for the World Health Organization spells.

@nicholeb2746 8 ай бұрын

@@ellengrace4609 who?

@trekkienzl2862 8 ай бұрын

8:52 *Trump:* "You don't have to vote, don't worry about voting" You hear that Trump supporters? Trump said you don't have to vote. Don't worry about it.

@Trottelheimer 8 ай бұрын

Could it be because the GQP is planning another coup anyway?

@conniekimble1782 8 ай бұрын

100%

@DianeRiffee 8 ай бұрын

What did he mean when said “We have plenty of votes”? Does that mean they already have ballots filled out and ready to go to stuff ballot boxes? Republicans are so shady 😎

@TheKleptix 8 ай бұрын

They'll just do a coup instead to put king Dump on the throne

@robinsansing2642 8 ай бұрын

Right another coup! He wants to go to jail, as his role model did Adolph Hitler did, so he wants to follow his leader. Only thing is Hitler was much younger than 45 is now. I don't think he'll survive unless the coup takes over the country. Scary thought but truly nothing would surprise me these days!

@delmardurham3098 8 ай бұрын

he had to tell his supporters how to spell the word (us) and why do I somehow believe that they wrote it down to gain as knowledge and were mind blown?? lol

@tinay9491 8 ай бұрын

fantastic monologue You make this crazed impossible news watchable. joyous

@1Kent 8 ай бұрын

It took him 77 years to figure out that us spells us.😅 😏

@rileymcphee9429 8 ай бұрын

The news of Mark Meadows flipping for immunity must've broke right after they aired this.

@jasminebean5762 8 ай бұрын

Stephen and his writing team are back in top form, brilliant.

@oldsalt8011 8 ай бұрын

The LGBTQ Community is doing their best.

@rickdagrexican7351 8 ай бұрын

I haven't laughed this hard in a while so I thank you for sharing the truth a great humor! I appreciate everyone involved with this show

@oldsalt8011 8 ай бұрын

The LGBTQ Community needs more Steambaths. Please do your part and continue to support them.

@humanforotherhumans 8 ай бұрын

What an insult to Nelson Mandela and other liberation movement leaders around the world.

@oldsalt8011 8 ай бұрын

If only the Clinton Foundation could help.

@Hailstormand 8 ай бұрын

"According to people I paid to care about it" 😂😂😂 Mr Colbert it's too late for burns like this

@kimberlylloyd7308 8 ай бұрын

Terrific show. Your group is so sharp and you deliver so well. You have contrbuted so much to your audience these last years. God bless you and our country!

@keithmoorechannel 8 ай бұрын

‘According to people I pay to care about it’. Best line ever.

@MrGoldhandles 8 ай бұрын

that U.S. spells us thing is straight from Klink in Hogans Hero's. 'nuff said on multiple levels

@kerrynicholls6683 8 ай бұрын

Well at least that would have made more sense, since he was playing a German. I don’t know who the actor was, or where he is from. I would have to say, trump’s stupidity is far beyond anything I have seen in a television show. Even zombie movies. 😮 Love ❤️ from Australia 🇦🇺

@mikeoxbig7931 8 ай бұрын

Trump: Who’s the nominee for speaker? GQP: Tom Emmer. Trump: Not him! GQP: As you wish, my holy lord 🤣

@muskyoxes 8 ай бұрын

The best part was Emmer grovelling at trump's feet, tweeting his wall of trump portraits and pretending a diss video was an endorsement

@bee12355 8 ай бұрын

Pretty much

@benwu7980 8 ай бұрын

Saddest part is.. it's literally a cult. I know that is sort of bandied around in a somewhat joking way... but every day, every story, and every time his followers make excuses... only hardens the case for them to be called a cult. or another similarly spelt 4 letter word.

@LakotaCat 8 ай бұрын

@@benwu7980 Trumpism is absolutely a cult. The only ones in denial about that are his WORSHIPPERS.

@terryoquinn8199 8 ай бұрын

The saddest part is that there are that many people in this country that are genuinely that F N stupid !

@branevans3705 8 ай бұрын

Haha good one tonight, Steven. A little levity during really crappy times.

@corneliusdinkmeyer2190 8 ай бұрын

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed at the GOP this hard before!!!😂😂😂😂😂

@timpwhit 8 ай бұрын

Emmer reminds me of the lawyer who similarly couldn't figure out how to turn off his Zoom filter, and felt compelled to tell his fellow meeting members that "I'm not a cat." Good to know, thanks.

@timefortinybirdandfriends6565 8 ай бұрын

That's what I thought of, too!🤣

@coleengoodell7523 8 ай бұрын

friken hilarious!

@susanfanning9480 8 ай бұрын

For us older folks , things like the cat guy and trump are not doing us any favors at all.

@helios7212 8 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🙀

@amydearing9866 8 ай бұрын

My favorite of Zoom mishaps

@aaronsteers 8 ай бұрын

Trump just figuring out about "US" gives new credence that he wasn't very literate before he had to start reading teleprompters all the time.

@meh2510 8 ай бұрын

To be fair, when it comes to pronouns, he never got past "me".

@aaronsteers 8 ай бұрын

@@meh2510 So true. His best defense for all the crimes is to claim malignant narcissism, aka a depravity defense. He doesn't believe truth exists beyond what he wants it to be. He literally thinks that he is the only thing that matters.

@grizzlynad 8 ай бұрын

Are you implying that FDR wasn’t “elegant”? 🤪

@azoth6641 8 ай бұрын

And even with teleprompters, there's no assurance Trump won't go on another wild tangent. Also, keep in mind that Trump is not only a true believer in wishful/magical thinking; he learned it straight from one of its pioneers, Norman Vincent Peale.

@bettyjones113 8 ай бұрын

Where is Tiffany? Isn’t she a lawyer?

@penguinsmovies 8 ай бұрын

I sincerely hope that was not her apology to georgia I would have pulled her plea deal for that. We're looking for something more along the lines of "i'm a disgrace and embarrassment to my country"

@oldsalt8011 8 ай бұрын

The LGBTQ Community will be there to help.

@kevinmulcahy7991 8 ай бұрын

So good to have you back Stephen. and the writers too!

@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 8 ай бұрын

🎶 🎶 🎶 _Flip, flip, flip your boss_ _Roughly into jail_ _Merrily merrily, merrily, merrily_ _trump is but a fail_ 🎶

@rootzero 8 ай бұрын

💕❤️💫✨️🌟✨️💫❤️😊

@helios7212 8 ай бұрын

🥁🥁🪘

@TheUpGrayed 8 ай бұрын

I cannot wrap my head around people listening to Trump speak like a 7 year old and think " Yup, that's my guy! " WTF, I can't do it anymore... it hurts. I'm in actual pain.

@xmiller7691 8 ай бұрын

But to be fair, the people who laugh along with him at his witticisms at his fascist hootenannies have the intellects of 5 yo playground bullies.

@janetstonerook4552 8 ай бұрын

I can't tolerate listening to him at all, cringey and stupid.

@myriamickx7969 8 ай бұрын

I think most of the audience go there to have a good laugh.

@LakotaCat 8 ай бұрын

Trump worshipers say over and over again, "he speaks like us", and "he just says whats on his mind". In other words, they love the nonstop meanness, bullying, and hatred that spews out of his lie-hole.

@jeank8061 8 ай бұрын

Riiiiiight??!!! I try to understand things from other peoples' point-of-view ... but this resilient support for that babbling self-centered freak is just beyond me

@xy6845 8 ай бұрын

I love all the classic jokes haha. They'll never go out of style 😂👌

@user-wm8no6kz6s 8 ай бұрын

I'm so happy that Stephen is back🎉😅

@philster6383 8 ай бұрын

Sometimes I have to pause the video to finish laughing. Thanks Colbert!!!!(and writers)

@J.M.-nb4gw 8 ай бұрын

Hahaha I often have to rewind the video several times just to hear it again! 😂

@oldsalt8011 8 ай бұрын

The LGBTQ Community loves him!

@kajerlou 8 ай бұрын

I very nearly died in an accident with a drunk driver who t-boned me. 17 years later and it's been laid out that I'll never fully recover from my injuries and I will always have a bit of plastic holding an aorta together. People willing to drink and drive should be charge with reckless attempted homicide but, the guy who hit me basically got off scott free cause I was poor back then and he had resources.

@chrissyce5613 8 ай бұрын

I completely agree that people that drive under the influence should be charged with attempted murder.

@floppsymoppsy5969 8 ай бұрын

She sounded so sincerely concerned for him 😂😂

@dtschuor459 8 ай бұрын

Dang, totally forgot about the loud fart🤣😂🤣😂, Many thanks Late Show!❤❤❤

@nicholasstocker8864 8 ай бұрын

Tome Emmer: I’ve become the nominee for Speaker! (In a French accent) *A FEW MOMENTS LATER* Tom Emmer: I am dropping my nomination for Speaker.

@lisa2stewart 8 ай бұрын

I read this in the french 😄voice from SpongeBob "a few hours later"

@dabullzfan25 8 ай бұрын

"A few moments...," dang near like a few seconds later the way they're going.

@HylianFox3 8 ай бұрын

@@lisa2stewart May as well nominate SpongeBob at this point

@francescaa8331 8 ай бұрын

Fully heard the French accent from SpongeBob.

@ReadyFreddie5523 8 ай бұрын

Everybody needs their 15 minutes of fame, which is about the same time frame of a Republican speaker of the House lasts.

@SpaceForceCommander 8 ай бұрын

Jenna Ellis isn’t smiling like her mugshot now, and neither is Trump! 😂

@broddr 8 ай бұрын

Yeah, Jenna Ellis stopped smiling when Dumpty told her she wouldn’t be getting any $ from his defense slush fund and she was forced to resort to crowdsourcing to fund her defense.

@claudioenorfreitas5396 8 ай бұрын

It's amazing how Colbert continues to get even better...I laugh all the way...he is indeed the best...ever...and his writers too...hilarious, incredibly, insanely hilarious...can't believe it...

@derekstein6193 8 ай бұрын

I always enjoy the Broyhill running gag.

@hatindrama 8 ай бұрын

Stephen is killing it! The laugh out loud, startling my dog, kind of hilarious. Trump never figured out the U.S./US thing because the only word he knows is ME.

@terryoquinn8199 8 ай бұрын

It also could be that he’s a profound idiot !

@abh15funk 4 ай бұрын

ME for Trump is Moron Example ! 😂

@zynathera8140 8 ай бұрын

Just elect Jeffries already.

@helios7212 8 ай бұрын

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

@amazedsatsuma 8 ай бұрын

I'll settle with whoever the House GOP nominates ignore Trump and the wingnut right and just cut a deal with Jeffries and the Democrats. McCarthy likely would still be Speaker if work with Jeffries instead foolish believe he could appease Gaetz or Boebert....really wish a reporter would point out that simple truth when he decide bash the Dems for his failures

@daren7889 8 ай бұрын

I like US too! As in General US Grant! UNION General who defeated the Confederate Army! Most of these Republicans are Southerners! April 9, 1865 ! 🇩🇪🇨🇭🇺🇲🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

@robinmiller8592 8 ай бұрын

Too. Many. Cowards.

@dagordon1041 8 ай бұрын

Amen!

@manbtm1 8 ай бұрын

Just when you think Trump‘s speeches can’t get any more ridiculous, ludicrous, and as usual full of lies, he even tops himself each day. It’s inconceivable that this guy is even running for president, yet how many of his loyalist vote for him. This country is truly tanking.

@michellewall6748 8 ай бұрын

Only in a America…. Unbelievable! The rest of the world is laughing…..

@dfbrk8196 8 ай бұрын

It's like dosing yourself with ever increasing doses of poison so that you will eventually be able to tolerate any dose. DJ keeps upping the nonsense content of his verbiage until eventually he will be able to speak complete gibberish and his followers will smile and nod. Just keeps working at lowering the bar.

@Tradewindsvintagehi 8 ай бұрын

Uh oh I’ve been calling this whole situation a clown car. But now that you’ve reminded us that clowns do indeed go to college, I gotta find a better description of the whole horror show. Stephen, I’m glad you’re feeling better and back with us.

@walterfristoe4643 8 ай бұрын

The GOP seems to be in an Emmer-gency situation... 🤣

@anthonyschlott916 8 ай бұрын

They keep making themselves look like Emmer-teurs

@walterfristoe4643 8 ай бұрын

I just saw that Emmer has dropped out of the race for the speakers hip. What'll they think of next?🤔

@ScratchMarc. 8 ай бұрын

Emmer Gerd! they're bad at their jerbs!

@rock-n-rollfoodie 8 ай бұрын

“Don’t vote for Donald Trump” LM-effing-AO! Fantastic monologue writers!! Oh yeah, and nice delivery Stephen. 😁

@davidharmon2795 8 ай бұрын

This episode is worthy of an Emmy award 😁🤣😁.

@jadc 8 ай бұрын

Instant pay rise for the writer that came up with “Yemen meringue pie”.

@nevillec5252 8 ай бұрын

Four years in the WH and the gifted leader can't tell Hungary from Turkey. Perfect -- give him another four years.

@lenawagenfuehr53 8 ай бұрын

Puh lease, how.many Americans are even aware of these countries or could find them on a map?

@Jadeskorpion 8 ай бұрын

The best part of my night. Thank you, Stephen and late night staff!

@oldsalt8011 8 ай бұрын

The gays love it.

@frappalina 8 ай бұрын

"sounds more romantic in Italian" I died

@firstlast-gn5bo 8 ай бұрын

Focaccia came to mind…😂

@zenleto 8 ай бұрын

Rudy is the gift to comedians that will forever keep giving.

@shirleyrombough8173 8 ай бұрын

I love when Stephen puts down his invisible props and often accompanied by the band.

@Tweetyresm 8 ай бұрын

I do still miss Jon tho

@patriciabennett6559 8 ай бұрын

Welcome back Stephen, glad you’re doing better. ❤

@karinradholm7491 8 ай бұрын

I have missed you Stephen and your funny, FUNNY writers! 🎉😂

@nathankrasowski5748 8 ай бұрын

Every time I see Stephen set something down out of focal range, I keep expecting Jon to tickle the keys. Those were the good ol' days.

@laalaa99stl 8 ай бұрын

"Yemen merengue pie" was worth the 5 month wait. 🤣

@q-tuber7034 8 ай бұрын

Pure gold

@392redienhcs 8 ай бұрын

took me a while to get it...everything in that joke went over my head, goddamn it! Lemon meringue pie! Damn!

@dmiller5765 8 ай бұрын

Geological sign? Got dim. Us = US. He just noticed. Holy moley.

@muskyoxes 8 ай бұрын

He thinks he's the first person to ever notice that

@intomnia3313 8 ай бұрын

He is unbelievably dim. Had to ask John Kelly “what happened here?” At Pearl Harbor.

@InAHollowTree 8 ай бұрын

My geological sign is… METAL 🤘🏾🤘🏾 [sick guitar riff plays]

@vijo2616 8 ай бұрын

The 'U.S' thing isn't a big deal... he's just speaking at a level suited to his Base.

@RKarmaKill 8 ай бұрын

Mr. STEPHEN COLBERT AND YOUR WRITERS, THANK YOU !!!

@mariacatherine229 8 ай бұрын

Emmer's downfall was that he voted to certify the 2020 election. He is one of only two speaker candidates that wasn't an election denier, so Rump wan't going to let that happen.

@deelee1569 8 ай бұрын

"according to people I pay to care about it" 😄

@MaxModded 8 ай бұрын

"Sounds more romantic in Italian." 🤣🤣🤣

@jamesgoines7663 8 ай бұрын

These writers were Off The Chain for this show today!

@spaceengineer1452 8 ай бұрын

"I'm a strong, empowered, lawyer woman"..."Boo hoo, I'm just a little girl !..."

@krysmorrison3896 8 ай бұрын

The stable genius with the bigly brain has only taken 76+years to work out US spells us It’s understandable really, there’s no ‘I’ in ‘us’

@terryoquinn8199 8 ай бұрын

That very large abrain was getting in his way .

@lizannewhitlow1085 8 ай бұрын

#ohsnap.

@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin 8 ай бұрын

“… but a flaming bag of poop.” It really IS all in the delivery, isn’t it? 😂

@nanorider426 8 ай бұрын

I guess there is one in the writing team pumping their fists and saying "Yes!" when Steven nearly laughed at his own words at 9:50. 😁

@flammablewater1755 8 ай бұрын

And now Meadows has been granted immunity so he must have given up some serious stuff.

@smoking_monk3257 8 ай бұрын

He has all the best words, keeps them in boxes in the bathroom, can't read them cuz they're like super classified. I read one once, did you know us and U.S. are spelled the same other than the dots. All the best words.

@physicallymentallyemotiona6490 8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 she said Senator are you okay 😂😂😂😂😂

@gamepapa1211 8 ай бұрын

That Jenna Ellis mugshot looked like a scene from "Smile." As in the exact few seconds before the monster lunged at you. Creepy.

@EattheApple666 8 ай бұрын

How anyone can vote for a GOP candidate after the last 7yrs is beyond me.

@gogreen7794 8 ай бұрын

I haven't voted for a Republican since I could vote in 1974 and I made that decision when I turned 13 in 1968.

@paladro 8 ай бұрын

@@gogreen7794 ))

@josephdonais4778 8 ай бұрын

I say it again, the intelligentsia is going to science, they aren't stupid.

@ninjabluefyre3815 8 ай бұрын

As long as they insist to everyone that they're geniuses people will believe it.

@ihatespam2 8 ай бұрын

@@josephdonais4778splain your foil hat please

@jammiebooker6489 8 ай бұрын

Another co-defendant flipped. I picture the judge standing in front of a grill with the co-defendants in a line as hamburger patties waiting to be flipped 😂

@Zonker66 8 ай бұрын

He came back saying "geological sign?" as I was muttering it under my breath.

@resistdisinformation9931 8 ай бұрын

One day, there will come a time when anyone who did so, will wonder why they even listened to Donald Trump, let alone believed anything he ever said or wrote.

@timefortinybirdandfriends6565 8 ай бұрын

Not soon enough!

@ferox965 8 ай бұрын

And the ones that still do will be left behind.

@davidlloren 8 ай бұрын

They still think the earth's flat

@daviegriffin3539 8 ай бұрын

Nah, it's a cult... they're NOT allowed to Think. 🙃 *#FeloniousCult45GQP* 🤡🤥💀🏌💸🔥

@WhiteFangofWar 8 ай бұрын

I hope to live to see that day. Then again Hitler still has diehard supporters...

@Tadicuslegion78 8 ай бұрын

If Congress can’t function. No paychecks or benefits

@ziegweid 8 ай бұрын

Exactly!

@helios7212 8 ай бұрын

Give them federal minimum wage and ban all other BIg Money in politics. Then they'd fix wages real quick 👍

@DarkRider1768 8 ай бұрын

@@helios7212no they won't, they make all their money from insider trading and lobbyists.

@kerrynicholls6683 8 ай бұрын

Except for them, since they apparently still get paid. So it’s only the everyday government employees who will loss out. Insanity.

@user-my9rh7tx1l 8 ай бұрын

Well, that will happen naturally if they do not get their 💩together. The House holds the purse.

@trevorschmitt1572 8 ай бұрын

Im so happy Stephen has brought back his Trump impression.

@underground_music_uploads5422 8 ай бұрын

4:15 Missed joke as the girl rolls her eyes on "Favorite Color" 🤣

@kevinsmith5318 8 ай бұрын

One thing i love about SC is that he has terrific writers/editors/graphic artistsand in turn does them proud.

@vokasimid5330 8 ай бұрын

Well said

@joseville 8 ай бұрын

I just realized that his initials, SC, are the initials of his home state too. Given the precedent, I think that this realization qualifies me to be the next SC governor.