GOP Moderates Take Down Jim Jordan | Trump Freaks Out As Powell, Chesebro Flip

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@user-my9rh7tx1l 6 ай бұрын

"Jim Jordan will not be speaker of the House." THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE That is enough to give a man hope right there.

@dwhitman3092 6 ай бұрын

Yep! 💙

@doloresdebeauvoir4960 6 ай бұрын

This is how liberty lives on, with thunderous applause. For now.

@Arltratlo 6 ай бұрын

i dont believe any Republnazi buys tickets for his show!

@user-my9rh7tx1l 6 ай бұрын

@@Arltratlo Why would they, they are humorless cowards.

@whaterverman479 6 ай бұрын

Colbert sucks... remember when late night talk show was actually funny??? nobody cares about politics thats why their ratings are down the toilet.... when normal people turn on the TV and see these clowns crying about Trump it just makes his popularity go up lol so pathetic and bland

@UnderstandingDarkness 6 ай бұрын

Well if she’s not his attorney, there’s no att/client privilege, thanks, Donny. 😂

@jeanneratterman4174 6 ай бұрын

👏👏👏😂

@JoeNarbaiz 6 ай бұрын

He's not too bright!

@lenawagenfuehr53 6 ай бұрын

Neither is she, that's the problem. She's.nit going to be an ally for the other side

@kbbpll7338 6 ай бұрын

Well there's no attorney-client privilege anyway when you're planning a crime with your attorney and she goes out and does it. Regardless, it's hard to fathom what new stupidity we're supposed to latch onto with this anyway. "She's not my attorney" - so freakin' what? Are you dropping the "advice of counsel" defense then? It would have been better to say she's definitely my attorney and whatever I did was per her advice. He's a moron.

@jpdemer5 6 ай бұрын

She was or was not his attorney, depending on the day and circumstances. Donnie's reality is whatever he wants it to be at any given moment.

@katejagger 6 ай бұрын

As of an hour ago…THREE of his lawyers have flipped! 😆🎉🇺🇸

@rosehill9537 6 ай бұрын

It's as if they just realised breaking the law is bad for lawyers too! Enjoy USA been along time coming ❤🇦🇺

@TheDuckMaster12 6 ай бұрын

“Elf from another shelf” was a SLAM DUNK of a joke 😂

@Itosalix 6 ай бұрын

My prediction: Trump: "Powell couldn't have been my attorney because I never paid her." LOL.

@Enyavar1 6 ай бұрын

Yeah, he publicly told a few lies, but there were never any documents, is my bet too. Donald Fraud doesn't produce documents, he only steals them.

@abra_kadabra805 6 ай бұрын

⚰

@Devilninja333 6 ай бұрын

He already claimed he doesn’t know her as predicted

@mauricepowers8079 6 ай бұрын

Defense Attorney will simply ask her to produce the signed hiring agreement that has tRUMPs signature...she can't because he doesn't leave paper trails. Handshakes don't count. He is a slippery POS.

@958298bordeaux 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@sean900fps 6 ай бұрын

Ex-Ohio State Wrestler Says Rep. Jim Jordan Asked Him to Deny Abuse Allegations .. look it up 🥳 vote them out .

@trevorD1156 6 ай бұрын

Yea, unfortunately he wins his extremely gerrymandered district by 100k, and his subservience to Trump and an even more red district (now including my hometown) all but guarantees he will have that seat for life.

@c2757 6 ай бұрын

Jim Jordan claimed at the time that he knew nothing. His performance in Congress shows that he still knows very little.

@akinpaws 6 ай бұрын

Gym Jordan.

@rejoyce318 6 ай бұрын

@@trevorD1156 I'm sorry. I have cousins that still live in OH... and I truly don't want to know how they vote.

@amherst88 6 ай бұрын

Welcome back Mr. Colbert & you have the *best* writers in the universe ❤

@numlock2493 6 ай бұрын

Thank you, Evie, for sending Stephen back to work

@nyxcin1 6 ай бұрын

"Elf from another shelf". OMG that made a dismal Monday so much easier to bear.

@ZoraXire 6 ай бұрын

So happy Stephen is feeling better! He has been missed

@Tina-qp7py 6 ай бұрын

Covid 3 times? That's pretty awful.

@Jan-zv7ze 6 ай бұрын

Oh for sure! He is around alot of people...I work at a University and we are always getting some kind of sick.@@Tina-qp7py

@shogreene9215 6 ай бұрын

@@Tina-qp7py especially for Pfizers top propagandist salesman

@michaelkottler 5 ай бұрын

True that!

@andreaonwilliams8065 6 ай бұрын

Turning the Powell joke into Trump confusing invincibility with invisibility is pure comedic genius.

@ViridianFlow 6 ай бұрын

And yet they didn't see the obvious "Pratt is a pratt" joke. These writers are very confusing.

@brendalarue4690 6 ай бұрын

"Nobody stands in Guiliani's splash zone pro bono." Priceless 😆

@Mo_Regan 6 ай бұрын

SO GLAD YOU ARE OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We missed you!!!!

@SurgeCess 6 ай бұрын

Same! I am so happy to see him back

@dawnstanley1733 6 ай бұрын

Yep, same here also.

@lillyanderson3623 6 ай бұрын

Absolutely! 💙

@victoriabaker4400 6 ай бұрын

I know!!! And we had just gotten him back after so long.

@thelastobasknight3966 6 ай бұрын

Hey, I used to be shift manager at a McDonald's. I guess I'm qualified to be a Supreme Court Justice.

@primordial_platypus 6 ай бұрын

You have to leave something for the fry guys and grease trap cleaners.

@fabrisseterbrugghe8567 6 ай бұрын

You maybe more qualified than some Republican judicial candidates.

@humbleevidenceaccepter7712 6 ай бұрын

I once ran the broiler at a Burger King. Secretary of the Interior, maybe?

@fabrisseterbrugghe8567 6 ай бұрын

@@humbleevidenceaccepter7712 If you could be trusted with the broiler, I think Secretary of Defense.

@ssimpson9346 6 ай бұрын

Stephen Colbert is brilliant. And the show truly has the greatest writers in late night TV. Love it.

@ramblinsteven2554 6 ай бұрын

Thank God for Stephen Colbert and his writers.

@civil_villain 6 ай бұрын

I can't believe the House Republicans tried to downplay Jordan's failures as a legislator and a protector and force him into the Speaker's seat. There's seriously no floor to their hypocrisy or immorality.

@sheilaboston7051 6 ай бұрын

Well, according to all of them, he's the "second most popular Republican in the country." 🤣🤣

@Windsingerful 6 ай бұрын

“Force him into the speaker seat”???

@davidguelette7036 6 ай бұрын

Not to mention being one of the main co conspirators in Trumps attack on democracy.

@franciscopino5284 6 ай бұрын

Listening a democrat talking about morality and hypocrisy is like listening a chimpanzee talking about quantum chemistry.

@richborn6700 6 ай бұрын

You can't believe the GOP were trying to install a pupper speaker despite his flaws professionally, personally, and legislatively

@mikeoxbig7931 6 ай бұрын

George Conway was being too kind when he called the GQP a ‘dumpster fire’.

@adamkares7549 6 ай бұрын

Its more like the nuclear waste we have to bury for 100,000 years before its safe

@mark-ish 6 ай бұрын

You sure he didn't say trumpster liar?

@angrybeluga1697 6 ай бұрын

Porta-potty fire?

@mizuozman2028 6 ай бұрын

I believe that the technical term is protruded anus inferno.

@johnsmithe4656 6 ай бұрын

I don't give a crap about anything that guy says. Have you seen his wife???? Why are all these sketchy people being allowed to voice their 'opinions' (if those ARE their opinions) on TV? That's what I want to know. I care more about what random hobos think than what George Conway thinks. Most of the people going on News shows these days are utterly detestable. That's why I stick with real news, like Meidas Touch. TV News is about as real as Reality TV.

@gid519 6 ай бұрын

They pleaded guilty because they knew they wouldn't go to jail. Isn't a Criminal Conspiracy a felony? Yet they get slapped on the wrist with a time-out.

@THEE_Kisywisy 6 ай бұрын

That invincible joke made me literally laugh out loud 🤣

@BooksForever 6 ай бұрын

Having no Speaker during a Republican majority in the House is a good way to minimize the damage they can do.

@peachesandpoets 6 ай бұрын

I hope the democrats go ham with campaign ads over this

@LordLOC 6 ай бұрын

But it also nukes the entire government and there's another government shutdown coming soon as it is. If the GOP can't fucking get it together in time, shit's going to get real bad.

@cpmf2112 6 ай бұрын

Hopefully not the self inflicted types 😂

@timothylopez8572 6 ай бұрын

He'll still be in the history books as a leader of the STUPIDEST PEOPLE IN HISTORY. 🤦How are we supposed to teach Qanon to kids in the future?

@timothylopez8572 6 ай бұрын

Byron, as one of like only three black people in the GOP congressional delegation, is exactly what Malcolm X was referring to when saying, "today we still have house slaves and field slaves". Parade him out and have Byron tell those field slaves to, "shut up and get back to work. Before we sick the cops on you".

@walterfristoe4643 6 ай бұрын

The Donald has really been racking up the frequent liar miles! 😉

@dianedenham5259 6 ай бұрын

I remember when they were keeping track of the number when he was in office. It was over 33,000 as I recall.

@HayTatsuko 6 ай бұрын

Lovely turn of phrase there.

@starsaligninthesky 6 ай бұрын

😂

@RobertStricklandinKorea 6 ай бұрын

@dianedenham5259 Yeah, he lost me at the 8 mile high club. The Liar King of Mara lardass Club

@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq 6 ай бұрын

Speaking of Racks ,did Melania say - When he puts on his bikini (she'll put on hers. There's a lot to unpack in her response.

@anotherguy4815 6 ай бұрын

So glad your back and safe Steven , your humor is like medicine that helps us deal with the stress of this Republican horror show!!!!

@alvallac2171 6 ай бұрын

*you're (contraction of "YOU aRE") your = possessive *Stephen. Your

@MisterWillow 6 ай бұрын

@@alvallac2171 He went to Hvert Lawd too maybe?

@MarkoVukovic0 6 ай бұрын

@@MisterWillow Herrverd, get it right! 🤣

@sonyagower7224 6 ай бұрын

Lol you live with you mom don't you!

@billolsen4360 5 ай бұрын

Bet you're gonna pee your panties when Trump wins in 24

@alfredaconey3084 6 ай бұрын

I love you, Stephen Colbert! Good to see you again! ❤

@gustavoguevara4809 6 ай бұрын

Having a week without Stephen Colbert, hurts more than a week without a Speaker of the House 😅

@Enyavar1 6 ай бұрын

Gosh yes, 5 months felt like 5 years. And that is because Stephen Colbert (and team) work on hundreds of jokes per week. Meanwhile, the whole work of McCarthy for nine months was just one joke.

@suezbell1 6 ай бұрын

Ditto that.

@paulastiles5507 6 ай бұрын

That's 'cause Colbert is much more useful and productive than the current House leadership.

@dridadbunkerphd6523 6 ай бұрын

Infinitely more!

@chatnoir7923 6 ай бұрын

You said it, brother.

@sticki_ 6 ай бұрын

THANK YOU for mentioning what Jim Jordan did while at Ohio State. Would've been nice to have a little detail on it, but at least bringing it up is a big step. It's been so covered up, half the folks I talk to here in Ohio don't even know about it. Thank you for bringing national attention to it.

@sharhondahurd2037 6 ай бұрын

Whoa, that's a shame. I hope they find out before the next election.

@firstlast-gn5bo 6 ай бұрын

Where are your local reporters…shouldn’t they have been all over that? Or are they all Sinclair owned..

@louiseclark7967 6 ай бұрын

That's all everyone has been talking about...What kind of a rock do you people live under? Republican suppression...That's a mighty big boulder...

@flatline8580 6 ай бұрын

I was literally putting my hands up in front of the monitor at the end there, rofl... great payoff!

@apple707 6 ай бұрын

Stephen is such a treasure❤ I'm so glad he's back and well❤

@DrakeyC 6 ай бұрын

"Running McDonald's qualifies you to be second-in-line for the presidency" - in fairness Stephen, the previous president's qualifications were being McDonald's mascot.

@dianacryer 6 ай бұрын

😆

@brendashelonko2149 6 ай бұрын

The Hamburglar!

@958298bordeaux 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@958298bordeaux 6 ай бұрын

@@brendashelonko2149😂😂😂😂

@helios7212 6 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅🤡🎃💩

@HylianFox3 6 ай бұрын

"He's not so much a 'brother from another mother' as an 'elf from another shelf'." DEAD

@ChineduOpara 6 ай бұрын

Loved it!

@BHAKTIBROPHY 6 ай бұрын

Stephen's writers have been *off the chart* brilliantly funny since the Writers' Strike ended. Bravo!!

@myjewelry4u 6 ай бұрын

Dude, you just slayed this! I almost choked on my meds. I think you’re trying to kill me 🤣

@NewMessage 6 ай бұрын

That Shaman guy spent more time in the Speaker's chair than Gymmie ever did.

@commensense187 6 ай бұрын

Gymmie.... 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣👏👏🤣🤣👏👏🤣🤣🤣 Good one 🤣🤣🤣

@Opus313 6 ай бұрын

And the Shaman did a better job at it too!

@sharhondahurd2037 6 ай бұрын

Ouch!

@ChrisM-tn3hx 6 ай бұрын

Imagine being the president of the United States of America, and telling your wife to demean herself in front of your guests for the sake of your own ego. That's the man you want making decisions, for sure.

@garfield2439 6 ай бұрын

Do you really think Melania would feel "demeaned"? She's used to selling herself

@halibaitor 6 ай бұрын

@@garfield2439 Ok, there is that She did marry the Donald. I'm sure it was true love for her. (Love for his money. 🤣)

@Jedi_Vigilante 6 ай бұрын

I just thought it was funny that Trump thought everybody else was missing out on it. I mean, Melania sure isn't sleeping with Trump, sooooo...

@Danin4985 6 ай бұрын

She demeans herself by allowing Trump to sleep with her. No biggie.

@khipksy1888 6 ай бұрын

As per his diehard supporters, he is doing Gods work !! Apparently this is what christiantiy is to conservative Americans... wife in bikini carrying an assault rifle in one hand, hand in hand with husband who is grabbing a teenage beauty pagent contestant by "p***y" with the other hand. American dream??

@ajdailey3698 6 ай бұрын

Colbert is by far the best of late night shows.

@catbishop206 6 ай бұрын

Dear Stephen, You are hilarious! Don't ever quit!

@KianaWolf 6 ай бұрын

Moderate Republicans, aka "Didn't think the leopards would eat their face, but had just enough sense to not slather themselves in barbecue sauce and poke the leopard with a stick."

@ray.shoesmith 6 ай бұрын

Vote 1 Leopards Eating Faces Party

@user-po7wp2yz7z 6 ай бұрын

djt did say that they eat their young! He knows all about it!

@DracoMagnius 6 ай бұрын

"Moderate" Republicans: "Well obviously you don't slather yourself in bbq sauce that's just tempting fate! That being said I'm sure the leopards won't eat my face, we're on very good terms."

@cpmf2112 6 ай бұрын

Gym Jordan gets a lot of hate on the Internet, but it isn't enough. We can do better. 😂

@sharhondahurd2037 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@MadAboutBrows 6 ай бұрын

I wanna know what happened to the documentary 😒

@lorettanericcio-bohlman567 6 ай бұрын

Gym jockstrap Jordan

@am53n8 6 ай бұрын

35 years of working in a fastfood restaurant and constantly having to deal with idiots might actually make him the least bad candidate

@sleepysera 6 ай бұрын

I doubt he was working in a restaurant. I assume he was the upper management guy that made the lives of the ACTUAL people working in the restaurants hell.

@barbaracataldo566 6 ай бұрын

I'm waiting for Trump to say: "Donald Trump? Never heard of him. I don't know who you're talking about. I never worked with him and barely knew him."

@tdsoldier3198 6 ай бұрын

It's great to have you back Stephen. It's also great to not have Gym Jordan as House Speaker.

@lenwitt283 6 ай бұрын

So there you are Mr Colbert. I'm glad to see you brought in your doctors note. Don't let this get to be a habit. We can't continue to go on in life without you. So no pressure here. Welcome back.

@goblinwisdom 6 ай бұрын

The more you get covid, the more likely you are to get long covid which is very much, 'all the bad'.

@user-ff8vo1se8v 6 ай бұрын

😂❤

@jayduke8554 6 ай бұрын

Thank goodness for your wit and humor which helps me keep sane 😊

@luizmaranhao4824 6 ай бұрын

You don’t know what is like, baby you don’t know what is like…to see the traitors plead guilty.😂

@shermanculbertson6244 6 ай бұрын

So happy that you’re back and feeling better Stephen. Last week felt like an eternity without you.

@rorygay3529 6 ай бұрын

Yes, gym was an assistant wrestling coach at Ohio state who ignored and refused to pass on complaints of sexual abuse. He was legally obligated to so. Yes, there was testimoy by several witnesses.

@sawyerpooler7199 6 ай бұрын

Words cannot express how much I missed this show. Love you Stephen and Crew!

@benjaminmoser1325 6 ай бұрын

Pretending that there is such a thing as a GOP moderate at this stage is deeply problematic.

@JimRFF 6 ай бұрын

While I agree with the point that the GOP as a *party* is in no way whatsoever "moderate" and that in itself is a real threat to the rights we enjoy as Americans, you should always remember that in any group of people, there will be some with differing viewpoints, ones who go with the group for their own reasons but do not agree *in totality* with what the group does (this is a reality of any group of people with a shared goal and individual perspectives)... and this is a fracture that you can take advantage of. If you treat your opponent as a monolith, you will miss opportunities to exploit them and turn them against each other. Splitting the GOP into two parties should be the main strategic goal of the political left.

@joeystuart2949 6 ай бұрын

It's all relative, really. Who's the rep from Orange County, CA nowadays? They're usually a moderate conservative because it's Cali.

@Daneelro 6 ай бұрын

@@JimRFF I don't think the original commenter had a problem with not treating the GOP as a monolith. But it is very important to recognise that _all_ the wings of the current GOP are right-wing extremists supporting horrible policies and people. Some Democrats are so desperate in their desire to find fellow moderates on the other side of the aisle that time and again, they delude themselves about some Republicans just because they happened to oppose the GOP majority on an issue or two. So they overlook small factoids like McCain promoting proto-Trump Sarah Palin or Liz Cheney having been an enthusiastic Trump supporter up until 2019.

@Daneelro 6 ай бұрын

@@joeystuart2949 Orange County is split between six congressional districts. Two of these sent GOP Reps: the 40th, sending Young Kim, and the 45th, sending Michelle Steel. Steel came in already on the Trump train in 2020 and was a conservative extremist like most GOPers on Roe vs. Wade, lockdowns & masks, impeachment, LGBTQ rights, the Equality Act, and climate legislation. Kim somewhat less bad but was big on anti-LGBTQ and anti-immigrant campaigning even before Trump.

@Bill_Garthright 6 ай бұрын

It's not just that. In -the modern- today's GOP, the absolute _worst_ thing one Republican can call another Republican is "moderate." That's the kiss of death in -the modern- today's Republican Party. (Sorry about the edits. Obviously, there is nothing modern about the GOP.)

@Jain1906 6 ай бұрын

Stephen was on fire tonight -- great monologue! Welcome back, Mr. Colbert, and for the love of god - stay healthy!

@shogreene9215 6 ай бұрын

Yea how else you going get Covidiots to believe you about the boosters?

@Daria-dp8to 6 ай бұрын

Elf from another shelf was priceless. As well as the Invincible, God it's good to have Stephen back. VOTE BLUE 💙💙💙

@samuelbailey3045 3 ай бұрын

Listening to Stephen Colbert brightens my darkest day

@lindaredwood-kahn8143 6 ай бұрын

"Please kill me!" Gotta love it!! Thanks for the giggles Steve!!

@yurielcundangan9090 6 ай бұрын

Gotta love Dr Colbert. He’s got guts. It’s nice to see someone stick on their own values

@patriciarouse16 6 ай бұрын

Exactly " A house misguided"

@whaterverman479 6 ай бұрын

@samnelson2343 6 ай бұрын

Doctor colbert? Has he attained another 'string to his bow' or is that a spell-fail? The 'D' and the 'M' are quite a way apart on the keypad.... But I do like the thought that MD Colbert could be a thing. Love from here to there

@BlueManIan 6 ай бұрын

@@samnelson2343he has an honorary Doctorate of Fine Arts. I forget from where.

@Subjectivity13 6 ай бұрын

@@eustacetuberson4375 He introduced himself in his medical segments as, "Doctor Stephen T. Colbert, DFA." It was great.

@LoveDiveChannel 6 ай бұрын

Finally you're back at the theater, Stephen!!! 🔥🔥🔥

@veronicastewart1112 6 ай бұрын

Thank you, Stephen, I missed you a lot.

@itzamia 6 ай бұрын

Giving one person so much spotlight, also gives him power

@Opus313 6 ай бұрын

The GOP is having such a tough time getting a speaker because nobody really wants to drive the GOP clown car...

@teelo12000 6 ай бұрын

Is it possible this could lead to the fracture of the GOP into two parties? Would be almost guaranteed if they were under an MMP or some other proportional representation system, but if they're already struggling to get anything done then desperation could set in, no?

@kimclarke5018 6 ай бұрын

Right….

@dwhitman3092 6 ай бұрын

😂

@jessmason2112 6 ай бұрын

🎯

@NewMessage 6 ай бұрын

Oh, they were trying to steer in the first place? Hunh. I'd never have guessed, frankly.

@brendatruant7404 6 ай бұрын

Stephen Colbert, so good to have you back! You and the writers out did yourselves tonight. Thank you!! 👏👏

@alvallac2171 6 ай бұрын

*outdid When used this way, out- is a prefix, not a standalone word.

@chancelewis9297 6 ай бұрын

I knew he could beat COVID! I knew it!

@jayrutter6111 6 ай бұрын

Welcome back! Colbert and his writers are the best. Stay healthy 😊

@jk22222sd 6 ай бұрын

Stephen Colbert needs to do his own SNL of the new Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson! There are indeed some resemblances!

@gingerscholar152 6 ай бұрын

What makes me angry about this circus show is that only 5 of the "moderates" needed to vote for Jeffries for him to be Speaker and get the House back to governing.

@jacobisbell9388 6 ай бұрын

There is no world in which Republicans put a Democrat speaker of the house in place, that's career suicide. Which raises the question, why did they expect democrats to save McCarthy?

@jenniferd37 6 ай бұрын

But that would also mean that Jeffries would be Speaker of the House, which is a horrifying prospect.

@kickedinthecalfbyacow7549 6 ай бұрын

It only needed 4 of the republican crazies to vote not to remove McCarthy

@JoeNarbaiz 6 ай бұрын

@@jenniferd37 Only horrifying for Republicans.

@cathygould 6 ай бұрын

He would be an excellent S oft House👍🏽👏🏾❣️

@billmago7991 6 ай бұрын

Let's not forget a moderate in the Republican party today is David Duke without the baggage 😂😂😂😂

@victorpradha9946 6 ай бұрын

So David Duke before after he deboards Klan airlines BEFORE he reaches baggage claim

@Daneelro 6 ай бұрын

Indeed. I wish moderate Democrats would stop imagining moderates among Republicans and stop hoping for a "return to normalcy" or for "the fever to break" and West Wing bipartisanship to emerge with this GOP crew. They need to finally draw the proper conclusions from all the evidence over the last 20 years that all Republican elected officials are right-wing extremists. Not recognising that is a form of self-delusion that prevents effective counter-measures. Dems need to right the ship on their own, the same way they did back in FDR's time.

@12x2richter 6 ай бұрын

Hey now. The baggage wouldn't be a disqualifier. Besides, even if one of them were the leader of the KKK they still wouldn't be the worst Republican there.

@CourageKarnga 6 ай бұрын

Imagine being proud of saying that!

@claudettemoran295 6 ай бұрын

Welcome back, Stephen! Glad to hear that you are feeling better!

@Evanthebat15 6 ай бұрын

You were missed Stephen! Glad that you are feeling better.

@walterfristoe4643 6 ай бұрын

Maybe the GOP will elect a naked guy and call him the streaker of the House! 🤣

@lesleedetchon 6 ай бұрын

Good one

@patriciarouse16 6 ай бұрын

Boebert will do it....she's essentric...

@yvonnecamacho7887 6 ай бұрын

😆

@SugarandSarcasm 6 ай бұрын

walterfristoe4643 for Streaker of the House!

@alex35agm 6 ай бұрын

Or Marjorie Taylor Greene and call it Shrieker of the house.

@tylerkochman1007 6 ай бұрын

Hardly such a thing as “GOP moderates”. You might be thinking of “less extreme among the GOP extremists”

@annenelson5656 6 ай бұрын

Nailed it!

@johndododoe1411 6 ай бұрын

Maybe someone wanting to continue the Nixon policies might now be considered moderate . I mean Nixon never tried to steal an election by having people steal documents from inside the Democrat campaign ...

@lenawagenfuehr53 6 ай бұрын

Liz Cheney?

@tylerkochman1007 6 ай бұрын

@@lenawagenfuehr53 have you actually looked into Liz Cheney’s positions on matters that aren’t January 6?

@Kece89 6 ай бұрын

“less extreme among the GOP extremists” that's like the difference between infinity and infinity - 10. I'd rather say spineless lunatics among the lunatics.

@tammystockley-loughlin7680 6 ай бұрын

Glad you're feeling better, Stephen. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during these trying times.

@artbyjennyray 6 ай бұрын

Stephen, I'm so glad you are feeling better!

@elhoward7440 6 ай бұрын

Ok, "Elf from another Shelf" was laugh out loud funny!

@YosemiteFour 6 ай бұрын

Lawyers really need to give themselves harsher sentences. Anyone else making under $30k a year would spend six years in prison.

@larrymunn5279 6 ай бұрын

My first thought was "Must have been a pretty sweet plea deal".

@sonkeschmidt2027 6 ай бұрын

In this case it's understandable as they want Donald. She is irrelevant but whether she turns on him is very relevant, more relevant than putting her into prison. Same way a mobster would get a free out of jail card if he can turn his boss in.

@treefolkhero2850 6 ай бұрын

Thank you so much, Steve. The American people were tricked into demagoguery and shows like yours help show that.

@diozza_tolteka2836 6 ай бұрын

"A House divided cannot stand."

@michaelseaman3152 6 ай бұрын

Stephen is by far the best and funniest late night hosts. Always fun and intelligent.

@numlock2493 6 ай бұрын

Yes, he does have some very good writers

@BHAKTIBROPHY 6 ай бұрын

@@numlock2493Stephen is a genius writer himself. But in reply to your inference, his delivery is second to none. And yes, as I posted several minutes ago, his writers are off the chart right now!

@johnsmithe4656 6 ай бұрын

I try watching Seth Myers and Jimmy Kimmel sometimes.... But gawd.... They just aren't very funny. Stephen never fails to crack me up though. Even the bit about how clocks go backwards in Australia, that was HILARIOUS, and under-appreciated by the audience!

@michellewall6748 6 ай бұрын

Yes….he is!

@amydavis955 6 ай бұрын

It’s nice to see you feel better, Stephen Colbert. I’m glad you’re back.❤❤❤

@sealyoness 6 ай бұрын

I'm just so glad Stephen is better. And I hope Evie is well too.

@drbettyschueler3235 6 ай бұрын

I am so glad to see you back. Please stop getting COVID. You help keep us sane.

@donaldrhoads8880 6 ай бұрын

She got her degree at Trump University.

@Dropshot64 6 ай бұрын

It's great to have Stephen back

@raventree333 6 ай бұрын

Jim Bag Jordan, as Michael Cohen calls him. Thank goodness there were enough GOP members who rejected him.

@laalaa99stl 6 ай бұрын

Oh that Brie Larson joke was so gouda! 🧀

@aggressiveattitudeera887 6 ай бұрын

😁

@intomnia3313 6 ай бұрын

Gouda you figure that?

@OriginalCaliKitty 6 ай бұрын

It was a muenster.

@larrymunn5279 6 ай бұрын

Mmm... Brie.... *drools*

@jennslifeinhuntingtonwv2678 6 ай бұрын

My son had a friend with the name Cheesebro. They called him cheeseburger. He acted like Eddie Haskel from Leave it to Beaver, so one day I called him Eddie Haskel, and all the boys busted out laughing. They said Joe's parents called him the same thing. Lol 😂 my how time flies. My boy is 41 now😮

@snacking5908 6 ай бұрын

The fact that the GOP won’t select a sensible person to lead their party, says a lot

@Fatdog-Dakind 6 ай бұрын

I've noticed that Trump has what they call, "Front-Butt." This means his front-side looks like his back-side in those silly golf shorts! If I was the, "Orange Camel Hump," I would sue the taylor that told him to wear those outside huh? L:O:L

@brandywillis3998 6 ай бұрын

No one sensible remains in the GOP

@loganmedia1142 6 ай бұрын

Or a sensible presidential candidate.

@Ziggyman-jx4vy 6 ай бұрын

No, she got her degree from Trump University.

@bethnasca4720 6 ай бұрын

So glad to see you back! Worried about you. Please take care of yourself cuz we need you.

@tomsmith2013 6 ай бұрын

"I think she might be smoken the kracken." LOL!

@mlongoria124 6 ай бұрын

"Oh they mean JAIL JAIL" 😂

@johneisenberg5065 6 ай бұрын

What WHINE pairs best with Cheese and Kracken?

@Bllurr1 6 ай бұрын

The GOP, folks. Ensuring that even after Trumples left office, other countries like the UK can still look at us and go, "What the hell is going on over there?"

@ddraigmafon4725 6 ай бұрын

Yep, we have been since Trump got elected. Our government is packed with pillocks but they ain’t got a patch on the GOP.

@AC3handle 6 ай бұрын

So you're saying the country that elected Boris Johnson and STILL hasn't finished Brexit, would ask...'what's going on over there?'

@robertpresley1503 6 ай бұрын

@@AC3handleyes.

@Enyavar1 6 ай бұрын

Why is anyone still calling the Rapeublican party "GOP" like it's an old favorite grandfather?

@mandolo100 6 ай бұрын

@@AC3handle yes, that is how badly we Europeans think of the dumpster fire that is US politics.

@krisfrederick5001 6 ай бұрын

I can't help it, every time I hear the name Chesebro I lose it 🤦🏼‍♂🤦🏼‍♂

@leighmartin3223 6 ай бұрын

love Stephen Colbert.....thank you for your courage and brilliance. L. Martin

@Cloud-zb8lw 6 ай бұрын

3 weeks and no speaker from the broken GOP house. Can it get any sadder ?

@rbnallen95 6 ай бұрын

Shhhhhh! It can. Don’t bring it on. Lol.

@virginiaf.5764 6 ай бұрын

@@rbnallen95That's what I was going to say, lol.

@SugarandSarcasm 6 ай бұрын

Fifteen votes. Yes it can

@joannvandenberg4792 6 ай бұрын

Yes, it can. They can vote in one of trump's minions again. We would still be a no nothing House until 2025 when the GOP loses the power. VOTE BLUE in 2024

@KB-ld6ql 6 ай бұрын

Oh yes it can

@davidconnell1959 6 ай бұрын

The “please kill me” call back could be seen coming a mile away, but was still worth it.

@ClifftonCrowder-yt2gt 6 ай бұрын

That monologue killed 😂 "Elf from another shelf" definitely made my neighbors angry

@Nefville 6 ай бұрын

When Trump said the election was "rigged and Stollen" he was referring to Stollen, a wonderful German Christmas bread. Its like a fruit cake but actually edible, Stollen, I highly recommend it. Trump's mind is known to wander to dessert in these dire times of his.

@Tuturial464 6 ай бұрын

Stay strong Stephen!

@xekusion 6 ай бұрын

That “commitment” that GOP promised is looking pretty thin 😂

@jakemoeller7850 6 ай бұрын

Welcome back, Stephen!

@eeyorehaferbock7870 6 ай бұрын

Out of all the things Trump could say about the election, I never once figured he’d accuse it of being German yeast bread. Truly a stable-genius insight if there ever was one.

@thaisdantan2293 6 ай бұрын

Note: stollens may have fruit & nuts added

@expatannie6958 6 ай бұрын

@@thaisdantan2293 Well, he sure had plenty of fruits and nuts on hand -- just look at his ace legal team!

@eeyorehaferbock7870 6 ай бұрын

@@expatannie6958 you’re correct about the nuts at least. Dunno about the fruits unless you count the one time Rudy dressed in drag. Pretty sure Trump was photographed with him at that event too. Pretty sure most actual gays know better than to defend someone like that anyway.

@eeyorehaferbock7870 6 ай бұрын

@@thaisdantan2293 I know, I just didn’t want to make my quip any longer than it had to be.