Hankey Posts Trump’s Bond | Truth Social Stock Woes | Lara Trump vs. Beyoncé | Cicadas Are Coming!
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2 ай бұрынA subprime auto loan magnate helped Donald Trump post a $175M bond in New York, Truth Social’s stock price tanked in its first week of trading, RNC co-chair Lara Trump dropped a country song the same day Beyoncé released “Cowboy Carter,” and Stephen does the math on an upcoming plague of trillions of cicadas.
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@DissectGibberish 2 ай бұрын
"Think about Trump--then gag." EXACTLY! 🤣🤣🤣
@Darbobski 2 ай бұрын
It is sooooooooo past Trump's Jailtime.
@marshamariner7897 2 ай бұрын
Wrong show.. but Stephens great😅😅😂😂😘👌✌️✌️😵💫
@Darbobski 2 ай бұрын
@@marshamariner7897 We are all part of the same family if we are against Trump.
@marshamariner7897 2 ай бұрын
@@Darbobski true...I'd 😍 2 c all rhe guys on one show...that b great 😍😍✌️✌️🫰🤔
@Logiconfire 2 ай бұрын
Next President
@arbor-sq4jk 2 ай бұрын
colbert was funny for once and thats all u got from it eh....discontent has many leaders...if not trump then some 1 else...so dumb
@darylcarr8283 2 ай бұрын
I'm not as pissed off about Hankey posting Trump's bond as I am over Trump getting a $300M DISCOUNT for that bond.
@annjohnson8437 2 ай бұрын
"Think about Trump, then gag!" You got that right!!!!
@Maudit_Anglais 2 ай бұрын
GREAT COMMENT !
@aaronthenorm5400 2 ай бұрын
Or.. .weap for the country!
@Shawn-jd5dd Ай бұрын
Stephen c9lbert can get trump iff his mind he cant say anything pro biden only antu trump typical liberial
@Shawn-jd5dd Ай бұрын
Waiting for cry baby liberials to ch3xk my spelling because we all lnow they never debate only aling anti trump stuff amd notjing pro biden it truly is somethimg to laugh at
@alexandertorro Ай бұрын
@FevreDream-kj2sq Then I would just wear that around the house if I were you.
@ChandlerSomborac 2 ай бұрын
"It's possible to have a voice that even Auto-Tune can't fix!".😂😭💀👏
@rumpvirus7393 2 ай бұрын
She can sing a bar solo. So low nobody can get under it.
@missella7339 2 ай бұрын
Oh WOW, Lara Trump's voice is terrible! I can imagine the hillbilly that buys it, then shoots it for target practice. 🎯
@marshamariner7897 2 ай бұрын
@@rumpvirus7393...that's good😘😘
@user-yy4jo9pk2b 2 ай бұрын
Yuk! What an awful voice.
@morbidmanmusic 2 ай бұрын
Fix? Autotune ruins.
@MuslimBeard 2 ай бұрын
Why won't this guy just go to jail already? What kinda world do we live in where a clear criminal not only dodges justice, but is potentially reelected as leader of the free world?
@JasonHammond93 2 ай бұрын
Because he has rights like everyone else in this country
@jmg999 2 ай бұрын
It's called America. We've been doing it for centuries.
@Wudanmaster116 2 ай бұрын
@@JasonHammond93 its actually because of how many unbelievably stupid people we have living in this country and how terribly the education system has failed. To elect someone like Trump show this country has a deeper issue than Trump
@Wildstar40 2 ай бұрын
We live in a corrupt world where if you got the money (especially in the USA) then you can get away with anything. This is what is happening with Trump. That is the kind of world we live in.
@RevLeigh55 2 ай бұрын
The rest of us would already have been jailed for contempt. Trump is getting waaaaaay more deferential treatment than anyone else.
@kayellai5278 2 ай бұрын
I am fedup of the double standard justice system.
@tenisviejos Ай бұрын
This was a SOLID monolog. Congratulations to the writers and Steven 😂😂😂
@vinniediesel1369 2 ай бұрын
Would an innocent man threaten a judge and his family? I know he would NOT.
@marieroberts5664 2 ай бұрын
Would a smart man threaten a judge's family? No. Would a sane man? Also no. But does a stupid man issue threats in public before the cameras? Apparently so.
@DavidCundiff-fx2mm 2 ай бұрын
Because the judge Is a socialist piece of 💩
@docdirtymrclean3610 2 ай бұрын
@@marieroberts5664Because he knows he has a base of even dumber, ignorant, racists. Also he knows most of the judges are part of that dumb. Reichwingers have been setting this up for years.
@WhataMensch 2 ай бұрын
Silent Stephen being totally mute again
@DavidCundiff-fx2mm 2 ай бұрын
Because the judge is a socialist 💩 face
@EagerJackrabbit-wy6zn 2 ай бұрын
Lock him up with no bond. Let him wear his golden sneakers and give him his bible so hell have something to read
@ThatOpalGuy 2 ай бұрын
and nothing but salads to eat
@beanogas63 2 ай бұрын
So he'll have something to read in hell.
@DissectGibberish 2 ай бұрын
@@ThatOpalGuy Nah, let him have all the Twinkies and Ho-Ho's that he wants. And hot dogs. Just no drugs--Adderall, amphetamines, Z-quil, none of this stuff.
@Brasswatchman 2 ай бұрын
_Can_ he read? I've never been clear on that.
@thebagelsproductions 2 ай бұрын
He's got the time to read Crime and Punishment
@seandockery8896 2 ай бұрын
Posting pictures of somebody’s daughter especially to crazy people and especially in the context of how trump did it should warrant jail time. That’s disgusting and it must be irrelevant to the case. How is that not illegal
@mammawlee Ай бұрын
If you or l did this, yes. Jail, no bail.
@gagakk5566 Ай бұрын
And a judge can’t shut him up how is country going to survive?! Unbelievable
@annakingry9157 Ай бұрын
The question s who is going to enforce the law against Trump. The answer is nobody.
@kane-vn6bn Ай бұрын
odd that you believe you are right
@davidcross4815 Ай бұрын
It is. Anyone else would have been behind bars already.
@user-vk6qr5pz3z 2 ай бұрын
Thank You Stephen Colbert, for all the laughs! We are all so stressed about trump, you keep it real!!
@Shawn-jd5dd Ай бұрын
Glad tp see liberial are still stressed and triggred by donald j. Trump lets go brandon liberial please cry me some trump tears so i can go fishing there liberials are cry babies
@MarcKloos 2 ай бұрын
That guy is not getting his $175m back 💸💸
@scooby45247 2 ай бұрын
yea its gone.. and its possible that the appellate court decides the 464 mil. was justified and force him to pay the entire amount..🤣
@user-md4di6yg2p 2 ай бұрын
Good...he deserves to lose it!
@Heather-xz8fk 2 ай бұрын
Anyone who goes into business with the orange menace will get screwed. Except for putin. He got his money’s worth.
@rationalistssj6540 2 ай бұрын
Yes he is, plus the election! Thank god
@JianLakerson 2 ай бұрын
It's a "donation. "
@stephanieadams3747 2 ай бұрын
"Think about Trump....then gag.". 😂😂
@rdca8236 2 ай бұрын
Mr Hankey posted Trump's bond?? Damn that CHRISTMAS POO!!!
@James_Doyle83 2 ай бұрын
Yep
@davemail 2 ай бұрын
Stephen! You (and your talented writers) put a big smile on my face this morning. Thank you! 😂
@Shawn-jd5dd Ай бұрын
Stephen colbert cant get trump off his mind trump is winning keep making all ypur shows about trump because it seems that is all ypu have trump 2024 lets go brandon
@klh800 Ай бұрын
@@Shawn-jd5dd trump for prison 2024!!!!
@Shawn-jd5dd Ай бұрын
@@klh800 we keep thinking that i take it cnn and msnbc told you that so ypu just automatically think its going to hapen but when us suprem court rules that trump has presidental immuntity all charges will be dropped but cnn or msnbc hasnt told you that uet so im sure ypou wont belive me until cnn and msnbc tell you
@alansmitheejr. 2 ай бұрын
Even the cicadas can keep in tune better and longer than Lara.
@publicuser2534 2 ай бұрын
Quite sure T-pain is rolling on the floor laughing for the auto-tune. 😂
@rumpvirus7393 2 ай бұрын
auto tuna fish.
@judithparsons1920 2 ай бұрын
Sooooo tired of T. Just lock him up
@jimslancio 2 ай бұрын
Don't just lock him up, shut him up.
@Shawn-jd5dd Ай бұрын
Trump is going to jail lol the ua supreme court while rule he has presidental immunity lol then i can eat popcorn amd watch demintia joe biden voters cry about trump lol what is it witj biden voters never have anything pro biden all theu have is hate for trump they dont have any enthiusaism for biden but biden doesnt have any either just look at him walk and talk hes jist a old man who clearly has demintia that has worked in goverment all his life and never worked like a normal american citizen hes just another career lying politcian trump 2024 i will vote for trump instead of a lifelong career washington estbalshment politcian id you have any sense you ahpuld onow never to trust a careee politcian weather is democrat repulician or indepent
@markjudsoncpa8226 2 ай бұрын
Truth Social didn’t lose value - it never had any.
@Shawn-jd5dd Ай бұрын
You let mainstream media do all ypur thinking for you lol truth social is cranking right now while fake news media says its not lol
@dawnw.6559 Ай бұрын
"Think about Trump, then gag."😂😂😂
@Opus313 2 ай бұрын
Donnie should be locked up! Anyone else would be rotting in prison...
@JasonHammond93 2 ай бұрын
Wont matter, Trump will still be calling the shots for GOP
@wheressteve 2 ай бұрын
The Just-us system is working exactly as it was designed.
@scooby45247 2 ай бұрын
thats what happens when you allow lobby money to buy Congress.. corporate interests overrule we the people.. profit over people..
@MomirsLabTech 2 ай бұрын
The whole reason the bipartisan border deal didnt happen was because Trump wanted to use the border as a bargaining chip while running again. Hes still controlling the GOP without being elected, and will until he croaks.
@tygrahof9268 2 ай бұрын
@@scooby45247Yes, run by the Greed Over People's Party
@stevechance150 2 ай бұрын
Trump is a bully.
@JasonHammond93 2 ай бұрын
Wahhhh
@BrandonFuller-kw3gv 2 ай бұрын
@@JasonHammond93the schtick is old, kid. You're far too obviously faking it. Much like anyone who's ever slept with DJT.
@SleepyOx2023 2 ай бұрын
Stating the obvious 😂 I'm worried for his victims
@Logiconfire 2 ай бұрын
Biden is a tool.
@Paul512 2 ай бұрын
He's a wimp that punches down don't know why his cult love it so much.
@Feralzen 2 ай бұрын
Now that was a buggy sketch. A plague of cicadas, Germans burning roaches and a rich guy helping a giant roach avoid the raid can.
@LazyJack2003 2 ай бұрын
As a German I always crack up when Americans imitate the German accent / behaviour. Well done, Stephen.
@lisakaz35 2 ай бұрын
How 'bout Stephen Fry as a camp German?
@LazyJack2003 2 ай бұрын
@@lisakaz35 I know Stephen Fry, of course, - and love him - but I must have missed that one.
@lisakaz35 2 ай бұрын
@@LazyJack2003 There's a YT clip of Fry on QI as a collection of Fry displaying an array of accents. Many are Scottish but this one isn't. It starts with him finding humor in the German term for a mobile phone as "Mein Handy."
@shermanculbertson6244 2 ай бұрын
Trump’s argument all along has been not that he’s innocent, but that he has the right to be a criminal.
@DissectGibberish 2 ай бұрын
He needs to be held responsible for all his crimes against Americans.
@charlesmartin1121 2 ай бұрын
And we still have the right to vote. So do it. And maybe he will finally be brought to justice.
@marniekilbourne608 2 ай бұрын
YES, somebody writes this exact comment EVERY night!
@tuyenle8107 2 ай бұрын
Trump 4everrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@wendyjohnson3254 2 ай бұрын
Otherwise, crime is at an all time low. I guess he has been trying to change all that…
@gamepapa1211 2 ай бұрын
Why don't they just use Lara Trump's album to drive away the cicadas? I've been using her high-pitched screeching as a deterrent against rats and pests. Worked like a charm.
@RLU-wt8vi 2 ай бұрын
It will also remove chrome off your bumpers, hard water deposits in your toilet, and stink bugs from getting in your house.
@tuyenle8107 2 ай бұрын
Trump 4everrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gamepapa1211 2 ай бұрын
@@RLU-wt8viThe only side-effect is that these red MAGA hats kept popping up all over the place. Ah well. I could always use extra mulch.
@p.j.m.d.1948 2 ай бұрын
🥴🤣👍🏼😉🤔😂
@kingjamos2422 2 ай бұрын
@@tuyenle8107 Say something different for once. I'll even accept a sarcastic "Something else" as a response. Like, come on...
@Zetalpa187 2 ай бұрын
"Mr. Hankey the subprime auto Poo bails out another turd."
@user-sv9nb8ky2t 2 ай бұрын
hi-de-ho!
@yvonnelewis4888 2 ай бұрын
Unreal,Hanky Panky 😄 When will justice prevail and get this traitor to America put in jail?
@Tadicuslegion78 2 ай бұрын
I'm tired of our two tiered justice system protecting Trump.
@publicuser2534 2 ай бұрын
The judge can’t lock his dumass up, unfortunately. If he did, trump would seal more votes and funding.
@JasonHammond93 2 ай бұрын
That's a worn out horse that you're riding atm
@ZombieNausea 2 ай бұрын
Are we really going to just WATCH while he breaks our country? Can't someone step in an assert some judicial dominance here?
@leeneil5775 2 ай бұрын
@@JasonHammond93 Dude...your "channel" has two (count 'em - two!) followers! That would be you and your mother? Get a clue!
@bovinityleak2066 2 ай бұрын
For real! Snowden has to live in exile for trying to do a good thing while Dump is still hoarding classified documents and running for president and encouraging his cult to try and over throw the government AGAIN! . If you are a right winger on the highest court in the land then you never have to follow another rule ever while flipping the bird to society knowing you lied to get the job in the first place.
@stephenmcfarland2298 2 ай бұрын
The goal is to make the judge irritated and make some ruling that seems connected to that irritation. Then, on appeal, Trump can try to claim, "This judge clearly didn't like me. I didn't have a fair trial!"
@garfield2439 2 ай бұрын
Yep that's exactly what he is trying to do
@DissectGibberish 2 ай бұрын
So far Trump and his cronies have emphatically failed. I can hardly wait to see him in trial, and convicted of his many crimes--THAT will be a day to celebrate!
@kerlygerl 2 ай бұрын
Definitely one of his strategies. He’s not dumb. He’s smart in the scariest of ways. 🤯🤬😩
@maryclarke3324 2 ай бұрын
So Trumputin wants the Judge, jury everyone in the court house to LIKE him????¿?? What a malarkey 😁😁😁😁
@dh3279 2 ай бұрын
Stephen, this was one of your best monologues ever!
@wailinburnin 2 ай бұрын
Writers did a great job on this one and showcased Colbert’s physical humor, close, good team, inspiring.
@roberthaworth8991 2 ай бұрын
Jack Benny was once criticised onstage at an Hollywood event by Fred Allen, a fellow comedian with whom he had a long-running (but fake) “feud”. Once Allen had delivered his barb, Benny did a slow burn and then replied, “I wouldn’t let you get away with that if my writers were here!”
@MadDragon75 2 ай бұрын
It's refreshing to see that everywhere I go on KZfaq, everybody wants to see Donald trump locked up.
@JasonHammond93 2 ай бұрын
Then you've only examined one perspective on the matter. Not a great way to form an opinion
@Brasswatchman 2 ай бұрын
@@JasonHammond93 Shut it, 'douche. Your "perspective" became irrelevant the day your guy tried to overthrow the Constitution.
@MadDragon75 2 ай бұрын
@@JasonHammond93 Wrong. I follow progressive and conservative news..so try again. TYT? Just one of many I'm a member of. More MAGA members are jumping ship day by day. Not all of them hate democracy... Not all of them are brainwashed into believing democracy is the same as democrat. Many understand that without democracy, you don't have a vote... Like Russia.
@calisto2735 2 ай бұрын
@@JasonHammond93 Opinion? What does an opinion has to do with anything here?... Lol GOP went from "law and order" to "opinion" party real fast, when it turned out, facts are not on their side 😆 He's clearly 100% a conman. He has MANY court judgements against him already. It's not a matter of "opinion", buddy. And as for a criminal... We just look at the classified documents case and it's all clear. There's no "opinions" here. The guy said it himself. He took it, he refused giving it back, he tried hiding it. End of story. These are the facts. The only people who rely on OPINION here, are the crowd trying to find excuses for his criminal behaviour, grasping at straws. 🤷🏻♂️
@Hellkite-er5pg 2 ай бұрын
Yeah because Trump right-wing nutjobs are on Rumble.
@TerriJansma-dn8go 2 ай бұрын
Why isn’t he escorted out of the courtroom and put in jail for violating the gag order? Then he can either at contempt of court charges or sit his fat butt in jail.
@dipperjc 2 ай бұрын
Seriously, why should anybody ever bother following a judge's order again? With this kind of precedent, I am starting to see less and less of a reason to remain law-abiding.
@thegrouchization 2 ай бұрын
Technically he didn't violate the order, as the people he attacked weren't included in it until this hearing. Why the Judge didn't include their family in the order to begin with when Trump has a known history of stochastic terrorism against those who oppose him, I have no idea.
@connietimmons742 2 ай бұрын
Yeah, minus Secret Service, phone and internet!
@dinmagol9874 2 ай бұрын
Because His following would start to riot and it'll escalate to violence. The judge knows, while any random has no idiotic following who'd defend him with violence
@fionaanderson5796 2 ай бұрын
@@dinmagol9874 the judge also knows that the threat of violence is NO excuse not to enforce the law, otherwise every mob boss and organised crime ring would be untouchable.
@nepenthesBicalcarata5666 2 ай бұрын
The cicadas are awesome for the environment. Please everyone don’t spray or kill them… 👍
@serendipityshopnyc 2 ай бұрын
That cicada noise was truly impressive!
@CatherinePrice-pz6id 2 ай бұрын
Truth social was always a hollow echo chamber of Dumpy's ravings. I really laughed when it got shut down during the State of the Union address.
@BrentHollett 2 ай бұрын
What's the point of a gag order, if they never enforce it? Put Trump in jail pending trial...
@almightymachine9930 2 ай бұрын
I got something he can gag on right here folks!
@Slo-ryde 2 ай бұрын
T is proven how inept the justice system is….and just laughing at it.
@eatmyaholelibs 2 ай бұрын
For what ...Joe is the real criminal....u bunch of Nazis
@leslieroberts4767 2 ай бұрын
We have lots of evidence that DJT encourages violence applied to anyone he deems not loyal to him. Judges are afraid defendent DJT already has implied to his MAGA goon loyalist to do violence for him if he is jailed or loses in court or election. This why Jan 6th convictions as examples of consequences ate so important and that goes for his criminal lawyers etc who planned to overthrow the 2020 Nov election
@judithnelson1581 2 ай бұрын
Too much compassion for Trump's Secret Service detail??😮
@MaggieJean 2 ай бұрын
Yesterday was Wisconsin's primary. It made me sick to see the lack of interest, the small amount of voters.
@splatzec Ай бұрын
We’ve needed shows like these on repeat for the last 9 years xD rock on Colbert 😂
@charlesstebbins7207 2 ай бұрын
It's nice to know that I'm not the only person who fights back vomit every time that I hear Trump's voice.
@Tonyhouse1168 2 ай бұрын
His voice makes my brain 🤮
@SleepyOx2023 2 ай бұрын
😂
@jenniferstone2975 2 ай бұрын
Watching his Butthole mouth pucker around his bad veneers as he vomits the same thing over and over again: also a hurl inducer.
@edwardlulofs444 2 ай бұрын
I always have to mute the sound when dt is speaking. I first heard of dt when he came down the escalator - I didn’t like him then and dt is more revolting now.
2 ай бұрын
He kind of sounds that way himself really
@freespeechbeyond2024 2 ай бұрын
The United States of America does not need a " Dictator " ... Vote for Democracy America...
@JasonHammond93 2 ай бұрын
It's a joke
@tuyenle8107 2 ай бұрын
Trump 4everrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kingjamos2422 2 ай бұрын
@@JasonHammond93 You do realize that him being compared to dictators and called a dictator wannabe happened long before that joke, right? What many find concerning isn't the joke, it is him.
@khalidrasheed8452 2 ай бұрын
@@tuyenle8107 trump he will lose again in November
@Thadmotor1044 2 ай бұрын
Vote Dem ballot down . Rebuke Fascism and trumpy biggly Hate
@lindawellner5415 2 ай бұрын
Bravo on cicadas...dont kill them Mon santo!
@surewhatever8843 2 ай бұрын
Those cicadas are ASCENDING, not descending. 🤣
@yurielcundangan9090 2 ай бұрын
Former President should be held accountable
@morbidmanmusic 2 ай бұрын
I believe you. Now tell us why?
@Paul512 2 ай бұрын
@@morbidmanmusicif you need to be told there is no point in trying to explain it. You understand that?
@Jan-zv7ze 2 ай бұрын
Get an education...that will help you figure this out.@@morbidmanmusic
@DavidCundiff-fx2mm 2 ай бұрын
Yep Obama!!!
@aircraftcarrierwo-class 2 ай бұрын
@@morbidmanmusic Repeatedly breaking the law. Pay attention.
@Columbiastargazer 2 ай бұрын
trump isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal
@JasonHammond93 2 ай бұрын
Sigh, yet again. The copypasta is for real
@ThatOpalGuy 2 ай бұрын
@@JasonHammond93 reality really sucks for you guys, doesn't it?
@Heather-xz8fk 2 ай бұрын
You are so right.
@belindared3389 2 ай бұрын
You're so funny and , a poet
@lilacsmith 2 ай бұрын
You post this in every late time talk video
@rebny7801 2 ай бұрын
When he said Florida is legalizing smoking recreational pot, my first reaction was: " well that's gonna make Florida safer"
@jansilverthorn777 2 ай бұрын
I think you will find the pot smokers a little more mellow than the meth heads.😂
@24cts 2 ай бұрын
Kudos to your writers !!!
@andrewfrazer8874 2 ай бұрын
He should be in jail with Peter Navarro on their green bay sweep game plan
@TheWtfanime 2 ай бұрын
I'm sick and tired of living in a world where some old orange narcissist cries so hard we have to hear about him in the news everyday who also somehow controls almost the entirety of the gqp. I miss when Obama was president, heck even Bush Jr. at this point.
@user-md4di6yg2p 2 ай бұрын
At least Bush Jr. had a sense of humor, and his wife had a brain.
@JasonHammond93 2 ай бұрын
You might want to price in Trump winning this November. For your emotional sake
@garfield2439 2 ай бұрын
I'm with you there I never thought I'd miss Bush Jr
@GordonPavilion 2 ай бұрын
@@JasonHammond93Trump Delusion Syndrome is real and his insufferable cult members suffer from it.
@joancooney7724 2 ай бұрын
@@JasonHammond93 Boring 😂
@juschu85 2 ай бұрын
German here. Amsterdam will still be Europe's dealer. We won't have legal shops selling weed (for now). You are allowed to grow it yourself at home (3 plants per person) or in registered growing clubs. EU laws are stopping us from having shops. The Netherlands use a loophole we can't use right now without implementing other substantial laws. What's also weird is that while you can legally own weed in the Netherlands and in Germany, it's still illegal to bring it over the border. At least you're allowed to get seeds from the Netherlands. I think this whole situation is the biggest problem with the law. It's not going far enough. One of the most important things is to fight the black market. Illegal dealers won't check your ID to see if you're old enough and they're more likely to lace the weed with some stuff you don't want in it. And as long as you have to grow your own weed, most people will still prefer the comfort of just getting it from a dealer. As long as they do, dealing weed will be lucrative and the black market will do business as usual.
@michaeldmusiccanada 2 ай бұрын
🤣Go Stormy Go!....LT?..🤣..stick to cookies, and BYBLE study 😂 Happy 420 We love @Willie Nelson ❤
@scooby45247 2 ай бұрын
i would have thought hating dogs would have made 45 too unpopular to ever think of running..
@JasonHammond93 2 ай бұрын
Hold that thought. Its going to be a close election and RFK will mostly take votes away from Biden
@sharonkellner7126 2 ай бұрын
That would have been true in normal times. These are not normal times.
@jpg7879 2 ай бұрын
He hate's everything except rich white men. He can spunge off, wonder what secrets he sold them.
@JasonHammond93 2 ай бұрын
@sharonkellner7126 people voting against someone because they dislike dogs was normal back then? Now that's derangement syndrome
@stephanieames66 2 ай бұрын
I would think denigrating a war hero or mocking a crippled man would have kept him out of the WH.
@thoughtsintime 2 ай бұрын
Waking up way over here in India to Colbert and TDS is always a great start to my day - I don’t care about any of the content as it’s a world away but it distracts me from our own shit show. Reminds me we’re not the only ones f*****d up. 😂
@davewatchedthat 2 ай бұрын
Thanks for a little perspective, neighbour!
@astilealavatica1404 2 ай бұрын
Do you work in a call center or ethical field?
@ff-cq5hh Ай бұрын
Lock up what you can't debate.
@stephenatwood241 2 ай бұрын
I in fact forgot it was primary day here in NYC until I saw something online in the afternoon. So, yesterday was the first time in (countless elections) where I went to vote in the evening rather than early in the morning before going to work. I wasn't surprised to see no one waiting in line anywhere in my polling place in Brooklyn.
@stoppin2look 2 ай бұрын
Hankey Pankey... like the rhyme ... really funny. Truth Social losing money made me smile even wider.
@yurielcundangan9090 2 ай бұрын
Former president should be truly held. Accountable
@teresitauy3692 Ай бұрын
I’m sick and tired of all these gag order , why not just put him in jail ., that will shut him up .
@jennifercook6497 Ай бұрын
Could you just IMAGINE Trump in Judge Judy's courtroom?! Comedy gold! There'd be memes for years!!!!
@sharonkellner7126 2 ай бұрын
“There should be only one response: ‘Bring your toothbrush, Donald Trump, because you’re going to sit in a jail cell for a while.”
@jandrews6254 2 ай бұрын
And leave behind your makeup, hairspray, belt (or anti gravity device), girdle and heel lifts
@jackharrison7613 2 ай бұрын
um, you mean his cup of polident
@PennyDavis-cm9tl 2 ай бұрын
He can get his Cocaine there but not his diapers. Steve Bannon will have to order them from Russia.😮
@rezolutionist7715 2 ай бұрын
I'm surprised how good Stephen is, for that's EXACTLY how we dance in the Taboo Zone.
@bennposcher1025 2 ай бұрын
Sorry my fellow German, you missspelled it, its Tabu Zone!
@rotterdammer5243 Ай бұрын
I just love when Stephen does the German Angular dancer song!!! I JUST COULD`NT STOP LAFFIN~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@angelestorres6334 2 ай бұрын
The Taboo Zone sounds like a real nightmare 😂 They should close that place down
@geoffreycat1763 2 ай бұрын
If Judge Merchan can't rule on this case then Thomas has no business ruling in any of trumps cases either.
@marieroberts5664 2 ай бұрын
Or Aileen Cannon.
@SpaceForceCommander 2 ай бұрын
Lara Trump’s “singing” is technically 99.99% auto-tune (which does a LOT of heavy lifting). Another song from Lara Trump to be played non-stop at Gitmo.
@tenacious1 2 ай бұрын
Thank you so much Stephen Colbert for helping us laugh through these tough times... The Era of trump and the GQP. This one made me laugh so much from the jokes about Trump and his daughter-in-law's "music" do everything. I thank you and the show's writers. 🙏🏾
@adamlayneandersen 2 ай бұрын
You nailed it❤
@rumpvirus7393 2 ай бұрын
Don't think... just jump ? That was written by John Lemming Posthumously. He was a great composter in the field.
@lynemac2539 Ай бұрын
Spanky! Yes, that's what I've been calling him ever since I realized that Chump seemed to respectful.
@leannevandekew1996 2 ай бұрын
He tried to buy the NFL's Buffalo Bills pro football team back about 2014. He was in the pool of 6 final bidders the NFL chose and was asked to submit financial records to show he could either buy the team or could raise funds for it with solid collateral backing, but instead he submitted a letter with a copy of a Fortune Magazine article listing him as one of the wealthier people in the United States. The NFL turned him down.
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 ай бұрын
Back when the world made sense! Nowadays, if Kris Kardashian says you're a billionaire, that's accepted as gospel truth, no research required. So stupid Kylie can commit fraud and never see any consequences...
@lashendawest7509 2 ай бұрын
We love your show stephen colbert
@t.d.186 2 ай бұрын
You mean the fundraiser for Genocide Joe?
@Kokuswolf Ай бұрын
As a german I would love to see Mr. Colbert visiting us and showing us the Taboo Zone club... ... and his dance. I would instantly join him. Great humor.
@ScottBoecher-ew6nd Ай бұрын
You hit it! “Stupid Social”
@sshaw4429 2 ай бұрын
“Country music was strangled to death…”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@juneju6637 2 ай бұрын
It’s amazing that Trump would complain if someone went after his kids.
@DissectGibberish 2 ай бұрын
Frankly, I don't believe he would. Trump has proven that he only cares about himself.
@p.j.m.d.1948 2 ай бұрын
He doesn’t care if they do..
@benjaminchisolmjr7863 2 ай бұрын
Only if it was Ivanka.
@dielaughing73 2 ай бұрын
Except Eric, of course
@VeracityLH 2 ай бұрын
I dread the next cicada invasion. During the last one they were so heavy in my area that might kids could not ride their bikes without crunching on cicada corpses. Stores had areas for you to bat the cicadas out of your clothes when you entered. It was AWFUL!
@FDR_progressive_liberal 2 ай бұрын
What are the odds Hankey will get his money back? Less than the chance of making money off the bond, I'll wager.
@Sailor376also 2 ай бұрын
As someone who grew up with cicadas outside the window making a racket,, that was a pretty good impression !!! Well done !
@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 2 ай бұрын
I absolutely voted in today's primary. Always vote all the time!! 🗽💙🌊💙🌊🗽
@stephenm3470 2 ай бұрын
I literally just found I missed it. Surely this is the type of thing they should advertise.
@connyleicht6567 2 ай бұрын
Isn't there a certain responsibility of one's own to inform oneself? I wonder.....@@stephenm3470
@DavidCundiff-fx2mm 2 ай бұрын
Where is Ellen Degeneres
@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 2 ай бұрын
The board of elections mails a notice to your address. Read the notice and keep it near your calendar. Post it on the refrigerator so that you can't forget.
@dogsbecute 2 ай бұрын
@@stephenm3470 they do. you probably threw away your voter card the board of elections mails to you every year, along with the pamphlets explaining what election is coming up and when. You should probably not throw away your mail without skimming through it . Just because you werent aware doesnt mean it wasnt advertised lol
@grayguy3619 2 ай бұрын
Colbert's right about the Cicadas, it's going to be an ear-deafening nightmare!
@Germandave39 2 ай бұрын
As a German, I appreciated the bit on our pot legalization a lot. 😊 Stephen's pronounciation of Lauterbach was quite good. 👏 Kudos
@kinngrimm 2 ай бұрын
Well keep watching, he hardly misses an opportunity to make jokes of our nazi past, our lack of humor or the way we speak. Often all at the same time ^^
@eleanorek.leslie9818 2 ай бұрын
Thank you, Stephan!! Keep going!👍👍💕💕
@caseybowman4644 2 ай бұрын
Condolences to Stephen and his staff for their loss. My heart breaks for Stephen during his time of loss. His executive assistant recently died of cancer I read and they announced it on Monday. 😢
@martyberry1917 2 ай бұрын
Lock him up!
@B_Bodziak 2 ай бұрын
Lara's middle school choir teacher obviously told Lara to just mouth the words.
@AceFace50001 2 ай бұрын
Her singing is worse than drunk karaoke.
@tammyd.970 2 ай бұрын
You give her way too much credit. She didn't learn the lyrics. She just mouthed "watermelon" the whole time. (for non-choir losers, this was a cheat for when you couldn't remember the lyrics. It would look like you're singing with everyone else, mostly.)
@user-bx7zp9sj9y Ай бұрын
She's Absolutely Awful and also Stupid. She married a Trump and he's a Loser just like his Father. That Apple didn't fall but inches.
@jackie6903 2 ай бұрын
It is a historic, not an historic.
@julianelson9678 Ай бұрын
Chump gets away with despicable behavior time and time again. SO tired of him.
@robertpearson8546 2 ай бұрын
Laura's caterwauling proves that technology cannot make a screech owl a top singer.
@jacquelinevanfossan7007 2 ай бұрын
Do not insult owls. They, at least, perform a service, like getting rid of vermin. I'd rather listen to these beautiful creatures than the trump critters.
@seanstoyroom7274 2 ай бұрын
But if you want to clear out a house after a party...
@FurtiveSkeptical 2 ай бұрын
Son: Daddy, is that lady hurting that song? Father: Yes, son. Yes she is.
@dlifedt 2 ай бұрын
Chairman Meow and Blitzkrieging Cinnabon got me
@oscarmendez3362 2 ай бұрын
You are the man Stephen!
@hereigoagain5050 2 ай бұрын
"Da Bugs" didn't hit in NYC but we appreciate it in Chicago. Steven, your always welcome back.
@bennposcher1025 2 ай бұрын
Greetings from Germany, proud that we got to be in your show. The dance was hilarious 😂
@mayadesilva 2 ай бұрын
I actually witnessed people doing that same dance at the techno club Berghaim in Berlin last summer! Great Monolgue Stephen, I laughed out loud at least seven times! Get rid of T-Rump NOW!
@sabine563 Ай бұрын
Same here! I really felt the reality in stereotypes then..😂 Greetings from a German 😎
@petercolbeysgameshowmania7176 Ай бұрын
“Ve go to make the disco! Ja ja ja! Ve go to make the disco! Ja ja ja!”
@ZamboneeMan 2 ай бұрын
Its never about the case, trump is using the courts as his stage since he has no time or money for rallies
@rayv.7736 Ай бұрын
Dude you are hilarious! I thank you for the laughs!
@monkeymalletsvideos 2 ай бұрын
Cicadas don't descend, they dig up out of the ground.
@SpaceForceCommander 2 ай бұрын
🐣 Mr. Hankey the Easter Poo. 💩
@wheressteve 2 ай бұрын
Sometimes he's nutty.... Sometimes he's corny....
@TheUberjammer 2 ай бұрын
Timmy!
@FurtiveSkeptical 2 ай бұрын
"Well Hidey Howw!" Some other POS to big Orange's rescue....😅 "Gosh, Kyle you sure do smell a lot like flawrs....."
@Fluuuv 2 ай бұрын
That German taboo zone dance took me out 😂😂
@laurafay2796 2 ай бұрын
DAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH bugs...Stephen was on fire tonight Props to the writers
@Drew-bc7zj 2 ай бұрын
8:07 nice callback to "Strangers with Candy"! 👍
@annietang3780 2 ай бұрын
Let’s give Trump what he fear most,-failing him in November. We will hand him the justice ourselves. That’s how we regular people can beat the “billionaire”.
@Slo-ryde 2 ай бұрын
Been saying this since the AG slow walked the investigation on T…… nobody will do anything and it will be up to the voters in Nov.
@dawnstanley1733 Ай бұрын
Yes, lets!! Lol
@Christiane247 2 ай бұрын
Wow, the writers were really on their game tonight...loved the judge's dog and cat story très funny!!!😎🇨🇦
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