Proud Boys Complain About Late Show Coverage | Biden Stays Positive As Markets Tumble

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A member of the seditionist group Proud Boys complained to a judge about being mentioned on The Late Show, and President Biden might be the only American who feels good about the economy right now. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын

Reminder: 70 million people got scammed 250 million dollars by the Lardfather and they STILL want him to come back as President in 2024. Yeah. Let that sink in for a bit.

@catsj1767 Жыл бұрын

Yeah-most likely my Dad. Can I go to Australia?

@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын

@@catsj1767 oh they have their own problems there too. But at least they're willing to acknowledge them.

@lenawagenfuehr53 Жыл бұрын

And he still isn't nearly as rich as he claims to be...he's not even a good conman

@askthepizzaguy Жыл бұрын

More like Shame Boys. If they were proud of themselves they wouldn't be crying about free media coverage.

@J_Braz_ Жыл бұрын

Pizza pizza!

@Daniel_Plainview Жыл бұрын

They are Confused Boys.🤣

@markgibson4658 Жыл бұрын

@@timcountis9368the plowed boys.

@dragomilosevic4823 Жыл бұрын

No this excuse of a show though

@hansonel Жыл бұрын

The Man Child Boys. They never grew past their "No girls allowed!" treehouse antics.

@Dagoldenshizzle Жыл бұрын

20 years for trying to over throw our government w/ several police officers dying during the attempt. I forget, how much time is it for people who were caught dealing drugs or on their 3rd strike?

@katherinekurzius290 Жыл бұрын

Can't we just jail all the seditionists on Felony Murder charges, and throw away the keys? Let the COs sort them out!

@cherylleech785 Жыл бұрын

👍🏾💯

@ATChick Жыл бұрын

De facto life sentence at least 30 years

@witchypoorose5196 Жыл бұрын

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE, MR. COLBERT!! You are a national treasure!!!!

@LaSnob711 Жыл бұрын

Let me just say something... inflation is horrible in the EU as well, gas prices through the roof. Don't blame Joe. You're just aiding the Republicans win the midterms which will make things even worse. Believe me, my country has just done something similar 🤦🏻‍♀️ Greetings from Europe!

@bovinityleak2066 Жыл бұрын

Feel free to say this every chance you get!

@itstime874 Жыл бұрын

Yeah Gas prices in the UK are almost $13 a gallon.

@rogerstarkey5390 Жыл бұрын

@@itstime874 No, they're not..... Yet. London, $8/US gallon (that was last week)

@russellm2555 Жыл бұрын

Different countries. Same dumb costly agenda

@maxmustsleep Жыл бұрын

The main thing is that Biden can't do shit against these prices. It's oil companies who regulate them and as they have publicly stated in interviews they are only interested in making profits for their shareholders and try to get bans lifted so they can extract more in the coming years despite already sitting on a ton of permits. The real ones to blame are decades of lobbying and climate change deniers blocking the transition to sustainable renewable energies because that would mean becoming more independent from oil companies and dictators

@bubbispapa2053 Жыл бұрын

A "Proud Boy" is the feeling my grandson had when he pooped in the toilet for the first time.

@marvinmartion1178 Жыл бұрын

Perfect!

@florencemiller7826 Жыл бұрын

That's exactly what they are

@katemaxwell2804 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@MadKingLordeus Жыл бұрын

This is EXACTLY where my head went the first time I heard the name of their whiny, entitled little group over there.

@rachellereeve494 Жыл бұрын

There's a musical in that. 🎶Take a dump on the dunny, you're a Proud Boy! Gonna jail ain't so funny, you're a Proud Boy! Trump said you were legit But now you're in the s**t Feeling shamed by The Late Show, you're a Pro-oud Boy! 🎶

@michaellangwaller Жыл бұрын

I still cannot fathom how Hershel Walker has not been arrested. Impersonating a police office and an FBI agent are both crimes.

@richardsampson4256 Жыл бұрын

In his ONLY defense, I just watched a video of a white guy doing that exact thing, on multiple occasions, at least 3 times, and was let go, each time on bond. So not a whole lot of deterrent even if he was arrested. Security at the door at some frat party?

@mariastevens6406 Жыл бұрын

He's a former athlete, he's got money, that's two ways

@gmurph623 Жыл бұрын

I don't know the full story, but I'm pretty sure claiming to have been in law enforcement is not the same as impersonating an officer.

@AmericanTeacher-USA Жыл бұрын

Too many men already lie about that!

@balkibartokomous7290 Жыл бұрын

Saying "I used to be" isn't considered actively impersonating. You aren't asserting any authority.

@MK-bq1hh Жыл бұрын

The proud boys want to move their trial.to a place where it would be "more fair" ...... ..1930s Berlin😂 Great line Stephen!😂😂

@brandonthompson4137 Жыл бұрын

If you are going to complain about not getting a fair trial due to press coverage, don't record yourself doing crimes.

@BishopWalters12 Жыл бұрын

Like Antifa?

@brandonthompson4137 Жыл бұрын

@@BishopWalters12 You're going to have to provide more information. Are you suggesting that these people are Antifa or that Antifa members record themselves committing crimes and don't get charged? No, you are saying that Antifa doesn't record themselves doing crimes. I believe that is true. I have found no news articles that suggest their own videos were used as evidence against them in court.

@PigeonFluff Жыл бұрын

Its the inbreeding. They can't help themselves

@BishopWalters12 Жыл бұрын

@@brandonthompson4137 Did you support Antifa beating up a gay Asian man for giving them negative press by doing his job and telling the truth? Why didn't Stevie Boy talk about that?

@brandonthompson4137 Жыл бұрын

@@BishopWalters12 You need to be more specific. Do you have a name? or does "Gay Asain Man" cover your understanding of his importance? Are you talking about Andy Ngo? But I suppose that to answer your question, I would prefer no Americans be violent against others. Though I do lean more toward forgiveness when violence is used to fight oppression, and not cause it. Considering the Proud Boys are a white supremist group, and democracy is about equality of voice and majority rule, I slot them into the violent oppressor category. How about you? Do you support White Supremacy or an Authoritarian government?

@bernaok1223 Жыл бұрын

Inflation isn't happening in USA only. It's every where around the globe

@TruthDissident Жыл бұрын

Except our moron leader put tariffs on Russia & makes it increasingly harder to drill on federal land which has made gas 10x worse.

@keshaartis8365 Жыл бұрын

This is the part the GOP doesn't want anyone to hear. 💁🏽‍♀️

@freema9246 Жыл бұрын

do biden is personally responsible for global inflation!?? egads

@michaellarson6936 Жыл бұрын

@@keshaartis8365 why does the rest of the world matter for our country's inflation?

@bwenluck9812 Жыл бұрын

@@michaellarson6936 Because this proves it's not Biden's fault.... 😉

@avamenendez894 Жыл бұрын

Your staffers walked inside Capitol yesterday, that is insurrection!

@BluBlu777 Жыл бұрын

It always irritates me when people say, “innocent until proven guilty.” It’s PRESUMED innocent until proven guilty because if he did it before being proven guilty, he’s still guilty!

@laymansterms1776 Жыл бұрын

He said it to cover his ass of the lies he’s telling

@b.t.40yrs_ago Жыл бұрын

_"Innocent until proven guilty"_ rolls off the tongue better.

@MKR5210 Жыл бұрын

You know what irritates me is that "presumed" or not, no-one is innocent until proven guilty anymore..... Just look at the nightmare Johnny Depps' life was made for years before the Defamation Trial of the century. 🤬

@deaflizard9721 Жыл бұрын

Sometimes I feel "innocent until proven guilty" should be changed into "Guilty until proven innocent". I swear all USA courts are getting crazier and crazier with those crazy people who thought they're entitled to be above law or something - like Amber Heard or the orange-faced ape. (sigh)

@laymansterms1776 Жыл бұрын

@@deaflizard9721 the amount of historically stupid in this comment

@frederickwelham3829 Жыл бұрын

Proud Boys: "Because we committed our crimes in full public view in front of hundreds of cameras and people actually watched the video footage we will not be able to get a fair trial. We blame the media".

@TruthDissident Жыл бұрын

Storming the capitol of a corrupt government is righteous.

@dday9433 Жыл бұрын

100%

@SipLeila Жыл бұрын

And BLM did the same and turned downtown Portland into a plywood forest - you little juvenile delinquents think it is funny.

@justincase4254 Жыл бұрын

@The Paradox Destroyer kind a like a bank robber using the reverse side of a check to the teller “ this is a stick up”

@rayfish007 Жыл бұрын

rioting is not sedition or staging a coup. Moot point.

@laskey2175 Жыл бұрын

Everyone remember that an orderly transition is the bare minimum for a president to do. And Humpty completely failed.

@ChrisAlbertH47 Жыл бұрын

Another bare minimum that should be expected of a civilized society that purports to be a nation of law and order, is to hold accountable people who staged a coup. America isn't doing that well in this respect.

@kbeck9486 Жыл бұрын

@@66biker95 what successes?

@keirfarnum6811 Жыл бұрын

@@kbeck9486 Exactly! That’s what 66Biker meant.

@BooksForever Жыл бұрын

@@kbeck9486 - that’s exactly his point. It won’t take long to see the landscape of his successes is quite barren.

@jaredhass9254 Жыл бұрын

@@kbeck9486 he got like .1% of the wall give the man some credit

@lrod8721 Жыл бұрын

Keep the pressure on Colbert, love your words

@csnide6702 Жыл бұрын

Proud Boys should not worry about Late Show.... I'm guessing their next complaint will be about the food in Prison.

@NewMessage Жыл бұрын

"Is there a universe where there are consequences for staging a coup?" The math says yes... but the probability that it's this one is pretty low. Luckily, the GOP doesn't believe in math, so.. fingers crossed!

@andrewboyce7268 Жыл бұрын

Usually it ends with someone getting their head cut off.

@tuyenle8107 Жыл бұрын

trump 4ever 🤣😂😝😆😜🤪

@MiniM69 Жыл бұрын

@@tuyenle8107 Trump4Never

@dragomilosevic4823 Жыл бұрын

Staged by antifa

@ShavaChihera Жыл бұрын

@@tuyenle8107 Trump won, so did the confederate.. right?

@CVBASEBALLCARDCOLLECTOR Жыл бұрын

Lock them all up!!

@anniec7958 Жыл бұрын

For a LONG LONG time!

@dkamphaus43 Жыл бұрын

I agree, all these deluded leftist talk show hosts like Colbert and Kimmel should be locked up forever.

@chiplovitt8538 Жыл бұрын

As always, Stephen Colbert is just brilliant. Reminds me of George Carlin in a way, but more light-hearted. It's more than late night comedy...I get more truth from late comedy, like Seth Meyers and John Oliver, than I get from any news channel. And I can at least have a giggle or three when I hear all this bad news!

@laymansterms1776 Жыл бұрын

Lmao Carlin didn’t shill for Government; he pulled back the curtain. You are marching yourself to the beat of whatever Biden wants and the administration is using their media besties to sway idiots like you to do whatever they tell you. You’re the problem.

@debbiestinnett2987 Жыл бұрын

Same here.

@graememceachren1118 Жыл бұрын

I have the feeling that Carlin would be all ‘stabby’ by now!

@JK-vp2ux Жыл бұрын

"Wish democracy into the corn field." What a wonderful, obscure reference!

@melissaweyrick5311 Жыл бұрын

Move the trial, to Guantanamo. Short walk to a cell afterward.

@joshuaszeto Жыл бұрын

I hear they even have these spa treatments where they moisturize their face with damp towels

@susanbengston3208 Жыл бұрын

Oh! Excellent!!

@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

“Ain’t Too Proud To Beg” the Judge.

@ggraves7321 Жыл бұрын

RIGHTEOUS COMMENTARY!!!

@MadKingLordeus Жыл бұрын

That takes me back...

@caseyjude5472 Жыл бұрын

I see what you did there 🤣

@LizDaWiz Жыл бұрын

PLEASE IGNORE THE PHOTOS....PROSECUTION AND PRISON TIME FOR TREASON

@fanatamon Жыл бұрын

Solid.

@susiehardemanreynolds5909 Жыл бұрын

After viewing the January 6 Committee hearings, its refreshing the way in which Colbert's comedic references to a most serious situation lifts your heart. Thank you Colbert, for giving me a "light-hearted" reprieve from a MOST SERIOIUS TIME IN OUR DEMOCRACY'S EXISTENCE.

@xoirdriox Жыл бұрын

Thanks for clearing up the misinformation. I previously thought they chanted, "Hang my pants. Hang my pants!"

@ForeverMe543 Жыл бұрын

I mean I believe in a fair trial but I literally haven't seen a fair sentence so far. None of the people sentenced have gotten nearly long enough and the masterminds are free. We put innocents in gitmo for "terrorism". They were tortured til they died. Jan 6 was a terrorist attack. Why should we treat them differently?

@briganja Жыл бұрын

I mean, torture is objectively bad and also ineffective. I think we can have justice without breaking the Geneva convention (again). We definitely need serious charges to be brought to maintain integrity in democracy and faith in our justice system, but I think we’re all hoping that the delay is due to the higher burden of evidence for charges like sedition and that the JD will file charges against the highest level conspirators before the clock runs out and Cheeto Mussolini is on the ballot in 2024.

@krejados1 Жыл бұрын

Even worse: ordinary citizens can be 'disappeared' for the flimsiest of reasons (NDAA, secs 1021 and 1022) and have their entire lives ruined but the orange blowhard and his (fox) minions still roam free, spewing whatever toxic bullspit they want with no consequences. Some of them even draw a government paycheck.

@ShariSSTalk Жыл бұрын

no, & a bunch of insurrectionists are actually running for office! what a crock

@jeffrye42q35 Жыл бұрын

Cause they are all white and rich. Just imagine being able to afford to just decide you wanna travel across the country for stupid shit you saw on Facebook. I would have to schedule that shit 6 months in advance and save the entire time.

@travisanderson9510 Жыл бұрын

Valid question!!!

@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

The revelation of Eastman’s behavior is slowly developing, like a Polaroid.

@theabristlebroom4378 Жыл бұрын

😁🤩

@MyMarsham Жыл бұрын

Oh, I get it😁!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@sweetsugarjones Жыл бұрын

Shake it, shake it, shake it sugar Shake it like a Polaroid picture 🎶

@oldrrocr Жыл бұрын

Believe that details of the "Green Bay Sweep" will put virtually all GQP officials in jeopardy of going to prison. Hope DOJ has the balls to do it.

@ATEC101 Жыл бұрын

Un-ironically, about 15 minutes, max. Also, best kept in the dark while it develops.

@cherlynk.8403 Жыл бұрын

Congress needs to do something about their money buckets being over filled with money ripped off from the public for charging these outrageous fees. Maybe Biden should do an executive order rather than writing a pen pal letter. Love your show Stephen. God bless you and your family. Always love seeing Evie on the show. She's the best. 🙏💖💐

@toniemarlow8791 Жыл бұрын

Dear Stephen - Thank you for being my favorite "News Media"! ! ! 🤯 🤩!

@oldkayakdude Жыл бұрын

Still waiting for these traitors to be arrested and thrown in jail or we could go back to the old way of dealing with traitors.

@austeruslucio Жыл бұрын

Still waiting for them to be ex3cuted as the traitors they are. Personally, I think it should be slow and painful.

@johnsmithe4656 Жыл бұрын

"or we could go back to the old way of dealing with traitors." You mean storming the Capitol?

@beverlystewart1096 Жыл бұрын

Hung, drawn and quartered.

@angelataylor5241 Жыл бұрын

@@johnsmithe4656 no dip sh*t, traitors get the death penalty, via the law. The traitors who planned the attack, encouraged the attack, supplied lies to encourage the attack, and those who physically attacked our capital are the traitors. The law states traitors get the death penalty. If the law is blind then many head's will roll starting with Tr*mp. . .

@amyreynolds3619 Жыл бұрын

@@johnsmithe4656 ,no numb nut. Tar and feather them. Duh.

@Dead_Z Жыл бұрын

The White House lawyer was priceless!"Are you out your f'ing mind "

@phrogme2450 Жыл бұрын

My fave was “get yourself a f*cling good criminal trial attorney”

@frederickbossman7307 Жыл бұрын

I've said it before,proud boys grow up and maybe you can be proud men

@deborahgodley6980 Жыл бұрын

You know you've really arrived, S Colbert, when the leader of the proud boys is upset by you! Success! You and the writers on your show are on 🔥

@danieldavis1258 Жыл бұрын

Hello 👋 Deborah. How are you doing

@Flamenco1313 Жыл бұрын

“They want to move the trial to someplace where the Proud Boys had a better reputation… like 1920’s Berlin.” Colbert your writers are sharp 😂

@lenawagenfuehr53 Жыл бұрын

1930's. The 1920's were a swinging time, despite rampant inflation

@isisnmagic1812 Жыл бұрын

1930 not 20 but we understand pre text messed up

@ttacking_you Жыл бұрын

@@lenawagenfuehr53 there was a lot of fascism in the 1920's

@ttacking_you Жыл бұрын

Fr. Coughlin , Italian fascismos IDK about Berlin

@StratsRUs Жыл бұрын

@@lenawagenfuehr53 That is a simplification.It started earlier

@Opus313 Жыл бұрын

"Bar Exam" is what Rudy calls the trivia night at his local watering hole...

@h.t.awesome3822 Жыл бұрын

Bruh

@WinterHalloweenRose Жыл бұрын

Funnily enough, law school-sponsored socials are typically called "bar reviews" so you're not far off LOL

@Jacob-ht7im Жыл бұрын

That's fuckin funny. Good one.

@foppishdilletaunt9911 Жыл бұрын

“Barr Exam” is the cavity search Billy Boy should be receiving before being incarcerated.

@captaind6178 Жыл бұрын

@@foppishdilletaunt9911 You have just won the Internet!! Brilliant.

@merriehogle 9 ай бұрын

I love you Stephen. You are an American 🇺🇸 we can all stand with and be happy to pray for you and your messages. Bless you and yours. Until we meet in heaven

@pattydonohue5452 Жыл бұрын

Two of my daily shows...Morning Joe and The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Woot woot.

@BoseEinstein7 Жыл бұрын

Hypocrisy is the heartbeat of GQP members, and hate is their weapon to destroy life and democracy on this planet.

@democracymeansdcstatehood3606 Жыл бұрын

If it's only far right republicans that are hypocritical, why do rich right wing capitalist democrats like pelosi and clyburn keep supporting corrupt right wing anti-choice gun lobby incumbents in primaries against progressives?

@TruthDissident Жыл бұрын

Democracy is fake. Read Aristotle & Machiavelli.

@laymansterms1776 Жыл бұрын

You don’t and never have lived in a democracy. You’re welcome.

@amyreynolds3619 Жыл бұрын

He said exactly what I was thinking.

@amyreynolds3619 Жыл бұрын

R is for going in reverse while D is for driving forwards.

@audreyquinn73 Жыл бұрын

I adore those moments when Stephen can barely contain his contempt for the overt, brazen attempts by the Republicans in Congress, 45, and his sycophantic Q cult followers to distinguish the US democracy. That, not so subtle, flipping-fingers-under-the-chin gesture was golden. Please, America, do the right thing and vote for progressive Democrats in the midterms. Don't be remiss and miss the last chance to save your democracy. Vote Blue 2022.

@nikolaipersad4098 Жыл бұрын

THIS!!

@bosatsu76 Жыл бұрын

distinguish? I think you mean extinguish...

@wilfredhowse9572 Жыл бұрын

That's EXTINGUISH US democracy, not DISTINGUISH it

@destroytheilluminati770 Жыл бұрын

LOL, democrats are losing this midterm election, so far every Trump backed candidate has won their primaries, Dems are desperate and out of their minds

@bosatsu76 Жыл бұрын

@@destroytheilluminati770 Every? lol... Half he chose were either incumbents in deep red areas or picked the day before the election when the numbers were locked in... Of the other half, he LOST half... So like everything else about that orange gas bag, his picks were phony...

@-Deena. Жыл бұрын

Petrol (you know 'gas') now costs the equivalent of over $10 a gallon in the UK. Yep. More that twice the price. You got it easy. You should be thanking Joe! 🧡

@stevengama652 Жыл бұрын

Hello how are you doing today.........?

@angelaabsolutely013 Жыл бұрын

Stephen Colbert is a damned national treasure. Someone call Nick Cage.

@NewMessage Жыл бұрын

Hearing that they noticed made Stephen such a proud boy... I mean, wait! Not like that! Not like that!

@jeanneratterman Жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

@jayfredrickson8632 Жыл бұрын

If they're complaining, it means you're doing your job. Keep it up, Steve!

@michaeld9682 Жыл бұрын

Are you still complaining about the Russian collusion hoax?

@jhill4874 Жыл бұрын

You know it's bad when you have to ask Dan Quayle for legal advice.

@kavflyladyvillery858 Жыл бұрын

I seriously thought it was ONLY me. I was like dude, how many people led you wrong/ didn't return your phone calls that you are majorly seeking counsel from Dan Quayle.

@Freakazoid12345 Жыл бұрын

Dan Quayle was a laughing stock for how dumb he is. So him attacking people trying to hold corrupt government officials accountable makes sense.

@karenmassie1239 Жыл бұрын

I seldom comment, but I watched this before the hearings the next morning. Thank you for the levity. You made me laugh before the seriousness of the current situation was broadcast. Thank you so much!

@captaind6178 Жыл бұрын

I like a term I saw for that anti-government hate group:. The 'Pout' Boys.

@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын

Totally gonna steal that the next time news about the Pout Boys pop up.

@leefi1 Жыл бұрын

What I like the most about groups like the "Proud Boys" and the other testosterone addled white supremacists are how clearly inferior they are as people. There is nothing that they should be proud of...

@JeffMountainPicker Жыл бұрын

I just been calling 'em The Loud Boys.

@mffmoniz2948 Жыл бұрын

Pout Boys is exact.

@laymansterms1776 Жыл бұрын

Anyone with common sense isn’t pro-government. But enjoy your slavery!

@BillRiedmann Жыл бұрын

The Boys boys were getting excited in the back of that truck all huddled up together

@rtbw Жыл бұрын

Biden said the oil industry has “9,000 permits to drill now. They could be drilling right now, yesterday, last week, last year.” Biden’s number is correct: There are 9,137 approved permits to drill on federal and Indian land, and the oil industry could use those permits and drill. However, once the permit is approved, drilling doesn’t start overnight. Some companies choose not to drill for corporate reasons - because they can raise funds from investors by not drilling on leases with proven reserves.

@joggingscissors632 Жыл бұрын

"Dumbasstermind' = my new favorite word

@rockradstone Жыл бұрын

"You hate me....you really hate me!" Stephen, I sincerely hope Sally Fields tuned in to hear that one! 😅 Not sure the audience got the reference.

@briansanford1721 Жыл бұрын

First-rate Flyin' Nun impression I've seen since Oscar winnin' Sally!

@inquiz-ahteev Жыл бұрын

😎😂

@gwenverde7970 Жыл бұрын

I got it! ✋

@rockradstone Жыл бұрын

@@gwenverde7970 Jim Carrey had fun with that bit in The Mask. 😁

@shirleyrombough8173 Жыл бұрын

I got it.

@OnaRocketship Жыл бұрын

Thank you for showing your true colors.

@susanlohan7806 Жыл бұрын

My favourite type of swearing - take a word, split it & insert f**king in the middle - abso-f**king-lutely spot on.

@ChrisAlbertH47 Жыл бұрын

_"Is there a multiverse where there are accountability for those who were staging a coup?"_ - Good question Stephen. But is it really that much to ask for accountability in this universe?

@DoremiFasolatido1979 Жыл бұрын

Honestly...yes, yes it is. The universe isn't fair, and it cannot ever be made fair. Or I suppose it could be said that the universe is brutally, ruthlessly fair...at all costs. The universe is a pair of revolvers, one fully loaded, the other with one empty chamber. You have to choose which one you play roulette with, and if you refuse to choose, the universe picks the fully-loaded one for you, every single time. Faith also chooses the fully-loaded one, every single time. If you have a functional grasp of logic and science, you can reliably choose the one with the single empty chamber. But that's it...that's the absolute best case scenario.

@TimeSurfer206 Жыл бұрын

@@DoremiFasolatido1979 Nice analogy. Quite similar to the example I use to back up my belief that, *_IF_* there is an "Intelligent Designer" behind all this... _HE IS BREEDING US TO HAVE A LUCK GENE._

@mattevans-koch9353 Жыл бұрын

You've made the big time now Stephen! You have made even the Proud Boys cry. Love you sir. Keep making them cry.

@randymoran67 Жыл бұрын

They will be crying come shower time

@handmadehearts Жыл бұрын

Have some compassion. *gives kleenex to crying boys*

@jwilk5606 Жыл бұрын

Lol only if they drop the soap

@kingjamos2422 Жыл бұрын

@@jwilk5606 What happens when Bubba drops the soap is that he meets Tyrone.

@JustSomeCanadianGuy Жыл бұрын

And keep not making anyone laugh. 🤣

@amazon4716 Жыл бұрын

Oil companies are causing this inflation... Truckers are affected... Making the price rise... leading to inflation.... 900 barrel of oil withheld each day since 2019. Time for the oil companies to refund the people.

@challengel5675 Жыл бұрын

"Studied for the Bar by going to one" Rudy..🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mikefromwa Жыл бұрын

Stephen Colbert is a National Treasure.

@faithpearlgenied-a5517 Жыл бұрын

Always makes me laugh that they called themselves the proud boys lol 😂🤣 it sounds like a name a group of 10 year old boys would come up with for their little gang of friends, thinking it sounds 'cool' bless 'em. I don't know how they aren't embarrassed to call themselves that 😳😂

@traildoggy Жыл бұрын

I immediately think of a tribe of children living with Peter Pan in NeverNeverLand 😁

@miguelpaul1164 Жыл бұрын

And they sing Disney Aladdin songs to each other.

@gamerman782 Жыл бұрын

wasn't it that the proud boys meant al-qaeda in Arabic?

@roberthill799 Жыл бұрын

These creatures are not capable of feeling embarrassed. About anything!

@miguelpaul1164 Жыл бұрын

@@roberthill799 just like their dear leader the orange one.

@elizabethmorris6195 Жыл бұрын

Congressional Hearings 1/6. My new favorite show!☺️☘️☺️

@xp8969 Жыл бұрын

If Trump isn't executed the way the Constitution calls for it will be the death of our democracy

@nobodyno8492 Жыл бұрын

Great monologue!! Favorite lines: "Worst case scenario David Cross" & "That's a lot of twos"

@JenMistress Жыл бұрын

You know, I don't think Rudy Giuliani ever passed the bar, rather he always stopped for several pints to drink. 😉😂🤣

@nyceplayz8051 Жыл бұрын

"Fun fact: Rudy never passed the bar. He's still there."

@Echo81Rumple83 Жыл бұрын

Oh, he passed the bar alright; several, in fact; I think it's known as a "pup crawl" in certain neighborhoods (Pacific Beach, Ocean Beach, Downtown) from where I come from.

@maxminimus6198 Жыл бұрын

MEGA-PINTS

@impunitythebagpuss Жыл бұрын

@@maxminimus6198 that thought came to mind! hahahaha

@sharongelfand5065 Жыл бұрын

MAGA pints

@LXNL Жыл бұрын

You wanted the attention, you got it. Be proud.

@kellir.747 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@handmadehearts Жыл бұрын

LOLOLOLOL... get some kleenex, boys.

@devonlockwood1477 Жыл бұрын

@@handmadehearts they didn't need kleenex, their white face masks absorbed their tears and snot.

@aleugenio Жыл бұрын

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@david2869 Жыл бұрын

Proud boys, stand accused

@peter-peter5929 Жыл бұрын

I'm from the future. Steve, do NOT send your crew to DC. They'll get caught.

@LoisStCyr Жыл бұрын

I love Steven . He calls it like he sees it. He's a true patriot.

@PADS62 Жыл бұрын

Voting is like driving a car. If you want to go backwards select "R", if you want to go forward select "D"! Edit: I think some of ya'll are missing the point. 🤣 LMAO

@lenawagenfuehr53 Жыл бұрын

Or you can get a car with a real manual transmission, where you have more choices than R or D... Some countries have a political system that's like a Mercedes Benz, while USA is stuck with an Edsel...

@kingjamos2422 Жыл бұрын

From what many people on the internet have told me is that 8 equals D and the more equal signs there are the more it equals D. That's how both math and voting work right?

@Mozartkugel Жыл бұрын

@Lena Wagenfuehr: Good comparison, but R would still mean driving backwards nonetheless. 😉

@johnsmithe4656 Жыл бұрын

@@lenawagenfuehr53 Manual transmissions are obsolete at this point, most people don't drive them and have never driven them. I had a stick shift for several years in a city and the stop-and-go traffic was downright unbearable. D still has the same amount of "choices," you just don't have direct control over them and they are automatic, engaged as needed. So I don't see the need to break this tortured analogy down any further. The OP was sufficient -- R for Reverse/Republicans, D for Drive/Democrats. Very apt actually. Let's keep obsolete tech out of it.

@BishopWalters12 Жыл бұрын

LOL, lay off the drugs and turn MSNBC off.

@marquesjohnson6359 Жыл бұрын

When Stephen started fanning himself " they noticed me " LOL 😂😂

@sampsonsimpson7013 Жыл бұрын

Late Show with Stephen Colbert' production team arrested at US Capitol, charged with unlawful entry

@stardust-rebel Жыл бұрын

Oh my. When Stephen got on his " Wango Tango " kick, my cherries I was eating almost went upwards and outwards. It burns so good. Keep it up, you silly madman. 🍒😆

@SwiftJustice Жыл бұрын

What did one Trump lawyer say to the other Trump lawyer? "Get yourself a great F'ing criminal defense lawyer. You're gonna need it." It's funny because it's a documented fact. Joke credit goes to Dirty Dish.

@robertnett9793 Жыл бұрын

MAGA - My atorneys get atorneys....

@jwilk5606 Жыл бұрын

5:56 Thank you Colbert for everything that you're doing for America!

@allymayful Жыл бұрын

For the world!!!

@cem2756 Жыл бұрын

He's not doing jack shit

@ShariSSTalk Жыл бұрын

cross-Party couples blow my mind.

@TrickOrRetreat Жыл бұрын

@@cem2756 stop projecting in front of a mirror 😏

@michaelnotsch6112 Жыл бұрын

For brainwashing many people

@codacreator6162 Жыл бұрын

It’s easier to be optimistic when the stakes are so high and the situation so dire. Hope shines brightest right before it implodes.

@darrellmay4502 Жыл бұрын

It's so great when Justice is served!,✨

@kateuhler7803 Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry - I will never understand how people can vote R. I would never want to be aligned on the same side as the p boys and the like. And their policies are sociopathic.

@JeffMountainPicker Жыл бұрын

I know! The anger politics of White Grievance; folks who switch on Fox Noise to find what to be afraid of, and who to blame for it. Too much; think I'll get away from politics for a while and hear your music instead 😬

@johnsmithe4656 Жыл бұрын

We all live on Animal Farm, but the Republicans are the sheep. The joke is that they think they're the pigs.

@elenachristian9860 Жыл бұрын

@@JeffMountainPicker I know there are people who vote R for the tax breaks (grrr) and others who really believe it would be a sin to vote Dem. I don't entirely understand it, but people believe a lot of things that are out of character.

@kateuhler7803 Жыл бұрын

@@JeffMountainPicker ☺️. You nailed it. Like they're following orders from Faux - what to be mad at, and who to blame. And thank you!! Hope you enjoy. I'll be adding more music soon🎼🎶👍

@Juggninja24 Жыл бұрын

They're trying to be edgy wiggas

@fairybliss7772 Жыл бұрын

The proud boys shouldn’t do things that are unethical if they don’t like to be talked about

@Marijuanifornia Жыл бұрын

I want to fight the leader of the Proud Boys in a publicized MMA match.

@dragomilosevic4823 Жыл бұрын

@@Marijuanifornia don't forget your soy milk and face mask

@Creerbass Жыл бұрын

@@dragomilosevic4823 sick burn broh.

@jaxjax3842 Жыл бұрын

@@Marijuanifornia 💙 it.

@Marijuanifornia Жыл бұрын

@@dragomilosevic4823 Come on. The leader of the Proud Boys is the top dog alpha male. There's no way that he wouldn't accept my challenge. Let's find out how tough these macho tough guys really are. Just him, me, a boxing ring, and a couple of cellphone cameras is all we need.

@billbradskey7063 Жыл бұрын

It's like watching the onion only they expect you to actually believe it lol. Comedy genius!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

@michaela.velasquez4784 Жыл бұрын

Why aren’t more people bringing up the people murdered that day?!

@csnide6702 Жыл бұрын

you mean killed for endangering capitol police lives...? big difference. they should have shot EVERY SINGLE TRAITOR THAT ENTERED CAPITOL.

@ronleight9341 Жыл бұрын

All the late night hosts have just been hitting it out of the park, night after night! Thank you!!

@cem2756 Жыл бұрын

No they aren't! Jesus, what planet are you living on

@HRHDMKYT Жыл бұрын

Well, they DO have an absolute ABUNDANCE of material… these jokes practically write themselves!

@energycantbedestroyeditcan7671 Жыл бұрын

Trump makes his own jokes

@c2757 Жыл бұрын

I was going to say ' I'll second that' but seeing the number of thumbses-upses already recorded, I will 59th it instead.

@c2757 Жыл бұрын

@@energycantbedestroyeditcan7671 Trump IS his own joke!

@caseyjl949 Жыл бұрын

I love Stephen Colbert!!! Give him an award!!!! PLEASE!!!!

@ericklaus3972 Жыл бұрын

what for Bias non funny Comady Award

@csrb338 Жыл бұрын

@@ericklaus3972 why you watching then?

@ericklaus3972 Жыл бұрын

@@csrb338 i watch a little of all outlets but he's taking the late night show to a bias non comedy

@harpcht8487 Жыл бұрын

@@ericklaus3972 Try to write in English next time.

@drsingingeagle Жыл бұрын

- I think he’s won two Grammies and ten Emmys. Check on Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_awards_and_nominations_received_by_Stephen_Colbert

@Loveoldies50 Жыл бұрын

What scares me is that Eastman was TEACHING law! I hope they fire him!

@vegasg.2086 Жыл бұрын

Looking at how slowly and distractedly justice is showing her face in this whole convoluted event, I wonder if Pence had known that he might have tried to pull a fast one...and then WTF would have happened??? DOJ moves soooo freaking slow!!! OMG. ugh.

@MsAlien911 Жыл бұрын

You are the light in a dark world sometimes. Made us all laugh at the horror and absurdity of what nearly was.

@talk3194 Жыл бұрын

It's not over yet, unfortunately. One would think the GOP would come clean but they're sticking with the BIG LIE.

@devonlockwood1477 Жыл бұрын

Thank God someone spotted them before they had the chance do to whatever horrible thing they had planned.

@leefi1 Жыл бұрын

And very likely will be again. We are pissing our collective pants over the economy. We will very likely embrace Fascism in 2024 as a result. The yearning for a stern Daddy figure to save us will destroy us. The stunning fact that 54% of us read BELOW a sixth grade level (IF we read, kids books sell the most and romance novels are number two). We are dumber every year. Most Republicans think that higher education is bad for us. People who "know stuff" are the enemy. It will not get better, the patterns are visible to all of us, but we won't look at them, or take action.

@helenswan705 Жыл бұрын

enough horrible things remain. let's not stop being horrified. (and laughing, by all means.)

@ayesha1506 Жыл бұрын

@@helenswan705 totally agree!!

@AndiDuck Жыл бұрын

Well according to Time Magazine ... The !/6 Capitol insurrection was the most documented crime in history .

@yasuke9317 Жыл бұрын

Well people actually recorded their crimes and posted it in Fb and IG.🤣 The f_ck bois had a documentarian following them around. They thought they were doing some serious shit. All based upon the biggest lie of the century.

@BishopWalters12 Жыл бұрын

There was no insurrection.

@AndiDuck Жыл бұрын

@@BishopWalters12

@sanctuarywoods77 Жыл бұрын

You call that an inserection? It was practically allowed to happen..ask why Nancy pelosi told the national card they were not needed….? I honestly believe at this point with people looking at this guy like he is someone of any goodness or even worthy of praise….this man whom is nothing more than a tv personality doing the dirty work for his very rich friends does not deserve any praise…guy man when will you wake up????? Honestly if the legendary media is reporting it’s not real news they are nothing but a big lie and you look like such a fool in times like this to believe this b.s…I just can’t see it you have to be a troll.

@BishopWalters12 Жыл бұрын

@@AndiDuck Like what leftist did in Seattle during the 2020 riots?

@jasonclark8458 Жыл бұрын

Stephen Colbert is epic! You know that even the people he's talking about have to be laughing!

@mowens-79 Жыл бұрын

Where's your staff members? Jail! Insurrection

@Selgorn Жыл бұрын

Lol, you need to learn the difference between insurrection and trespassing, Mark. Did you visit middle school?

@tylerrjohnson68 Жыл бұрын

@@Selgorn they were let in by Schiff staffer lol

@mowens-79 Жыл бұрын

@@Selgorn of course...jan 6th was trespassing.. TAKING SELFIES... UNTIL YOU CLOWNS DO THE CRIME... NOW YOUR CLAIMING TRESPASSING. WATCH WHAT HAPPENS TO SCHIFF FOR THIS. HE WILL BE ARRESTED

@mowens-79 Жыл бұрын

@@Selgorn 3 subscribers in 12 years. WOW!

@lostbutfreesoul Жыл бұрын

Okay, I will bite: If you where to give them this change of venue... what venue would be suitable? What part of the country doesn't have media outlets, internet connections, and other such things?

@Marijuanifornia Жыл бұрын

Alabama?

@susanbengston3208 Жыл бұрын

Any Aluet Island West of Dutch Harbor!

@susanbengston3208 Жыл бұрын

p.s. that’s furthest most Alaska Territory. 😉

@charlesdavis1080 Жыл бұрын

@@susanbengston3208 There is internet in all remote Alaska villages, but I do think it would poetic justice to have these white nationalist judged by Alaska Natives.

@SonicSlicer Жыл бұрын

Arlen, Texas.

@stacyververis7731 Жыл бұрын

What is really scary that candidates trump gave his blessing and they are winning. We need to vote 🗳 blue before our country is taken over . The 1/6 was an attempt to over throw the government practice next time they could succeed.

@PaNic99 Жыл бұрын

Remember tfg's praise of North Korea's dictator? That is what he wants if they get back in power. Total power and control. Can't let that happen.

@roberthill799 Жыл бұрын

It's a Republican primary. It's no surprise that those mindless sheep voted as their obese shepherd directed.

@realfan3565 Жыл бұрын

They will succeed, the voters are too stupid and the Democrats are not sounding the alarm.

@alyssamoore3626 Жыл бұрын

Trump usually endorses ppl who are already ahead in the polls, then brags that he is why they won. Trump's picks only win 40% of the time, and in some cases, the opposing candidate gets a boost BECAUSE Trump dissed them a fed-up Rs want to send Trump a message.

@kbeck9486 Жыл бұрын

@@PaNic99 totally agree

@MichaelHodge Жыл бұрын

Stephen Colbert, my nightly dosage. " I feel better already"

@guynorth3277 Жыл бұрын

This is such a "killer" monologue - I'm not believing, Stephen is incredibly funny!

@wesbeuning1733 Жыл бұрын

Keep going. Colbert is a hero.

@devonlockwood1477 Жыл бұрын

TRUE 👍 A hero indeed.

@sa34w Жыл бұрын

Yeah for the terrorists

@BishopWalters12 Жыл бұрын

He's a lapdog for the DNC.

@rogerstarkey5390 Жыл бұрын

@Steve S Is that all you've got?

@tpl608 Жыл бұрын

@Steve S just like since war criminals weapons of mass destruction mushroom cloud over a major US city lying torture sedition Bush and Cheney, we can use the words Republican and liar interchangably. I will state we use the word hero way too often for way too much.

@polarbearal Жыл бұрын

If Trump supporters truly have no problem with a VP refusing to certify the results of a presidential election, then perhaps Kamala should respect their wishes if they win in 2024, and make sure not to certify their candidate.

@handmadehearts Жыл бұрын

Touche`

@66biker95 Жыл бұрын

For no valid reason.

@LeftCoastStephen Жыл бұрын

I wish Joe had done that in 2016

@kingjamos2422 Жыл бұрын

@@tc559 I believe that was sort of the point.

@Catherinzsl Жыл бұрын

I both like and dislike this idea.

@jonlizsam Жыл бұрын

My husband and I watched this Cobaire while eating nachos. Synchronicity has never been more delicious.

@stevengama652 Жыл бұрын

Hello how are you doing today.........?

@markeldridge9361 Жыл бұрын

So proud that u sent your own employees to break Into the capital

@BooksForever Жыл бұрын

On the strength of this, Eric Herschmann is now my third favorite lawyer - behind Saul Goodman and Kim Wexler.

@lenawagenfuehr53 Жыл бұрын

Good, because the lawyer they had on zoom reminded me of Howard Hamlin - all he needed was the knit tie

@robertmatch6550 Жыл бұрын

I'm a fan of Cleaver Green right now.

@moonstoneway2694 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for getting us through the late nights these last 5 years!

@kittybear9693 Жыл бұрын

Seriously/ therapy

@randalstilskin5266 Жыл бұрын

And ruining late night TV, Christ I miss Conan, you people make me sick.

@WendyCR72 Жыл бұрын

@@randalstilskin5266 Cry more.

@SipLeila Жыл бұрын

Why don't you stop thinking that comedians are real journalists?

@WendyCR72 Жыл бұрын

@@SipLeila Do you watch Faux Noise, a.k.a. Fox News? If so, take your own advice. If not, who says ANYONE thinks comedians are journalists except YOU?

@joesilva2184 Жыл бұрын

You're Joe Biden impression, is spot on man. 🤣🤗😂😳😁🍿🤠😁

@KarenParkerArtist Жыл бұрын

Don't worry Stephen, I got your Twilight Zone (wish it into the cornfield) reference. And I laughed out loud. That kid wasn't quite as pouty and spoiled as T****p tho.

@mdudegamer Жыл бұрын

Guess the Proud Boys aren't so proud of their actions after all, if they have an issue with what they've done being televised and talked about.

@TruthDissident Жыл бұрын

January 6th was the last real show of political balls any group has shown. Unfortunately they didn't get the guillotines out....

@pietekoo5559 Жыл бұрын

They ate not as tough as they tried to betray themselves. Just running with the herd. Sh%tscared when lion attacks.

@stevengeorges9046 Жыл бұрын

I liked the "wishing democracy into the cornfield" joke. It may not have gotten a laugh from the audience due to timing, but I was laughing my head off!

@dianebannister4591 Жыл бұрын

I loved that comment too about the cornfield. It gave me a laugh.

@monicashields916 Жыл бұрын

Bahahaha I came here for this 😂

@JLee-rt6ve Жыл бұрын

Let's face it. It's an obscure Twilight Zone/Billy Mumy reference, but "It's a Good Life" is a great episode.

@Gregorius24 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was wondering how many would get the “cornfield” reference. 🌽😉

@mwest5506 Жыл бұрын

I've never heard a wishing into a cornfield joke I didn't like, but Stephen's reference is steeped in correct context. The whole community was surrounding Billy Mummy (who doesn't deserve to be referred as Orange-adjacent, but) quietly, hysterically praising him and shushing anyone who looked like they were gonna blow and stand up to him. Or he would... you know. Now who does that sound like? Stephen knows, but he won't say.