This was spectacular

That slow mo montage is pure gold, beautiful the mind of a child is.

You are honestly my favorite knife channel by far. I love your approach in that you give specs, comparisons etc but you're also basically sh*tposting and it just hits the spot when i want to laugh but also see some blades. THANK YOU so much for this channel.

What do you call someone else's Bowie knife? **smoothly puts on sunglasses** Nacho Bowie

Lyn was so proud of AKB for showing off a proper war face. If only he had been covered in the blood of his enemies…. Maybe once the purge finally becomes reality?

I felt the sheer ferocity in each blow. So scared my butthole spit in my pants. Awesome vid as usual.

I laughed, I cried. It became a part of me Forget citizen cane, this was a true classic

“I don’t deserve mercy, but I do deserve a drink.” -Jim Bowie

I once met an aussie in the outback who had a 12 inch bowie stuffed down the side of his drivers seat, when I said 'holy shit what do you need that for?' he explained that if a roo jumps out on a track and comes through the windscreen, you gotta kill it before it rips the shit out of you trying to kick its way out. That, my friend, could be the one and only use of that Knife I reckon!

I'm not sure this Cold Steel knife is up to par. I didn't see a single leather boot stuffed full of raw meat get attacked.

Can u please not swear on KZfaq. My 25 year old son that still lives at home might be watching, and I don’t want him subjected to that.

I just purchased the 3V version not long ago. It's a really beautiful and impressive Bowie!

The inclusion of the link to the Cold Steel video is a great touch. My favorite part of their videos is A. The Post Apocalyptic Hellscape Matte Painting background and B. The abundance of animal heads they apparently keep laying around.

The colored bottles of water being cut reminds me slightly of Stanley Kubrick’s A Clockwork Orange, or maybe this is just about a guy reviewing knives, and not the struggle between individual freedom and social order?

Your sense of humor is very funny and catches me off guard alot - lol - thanks for the review.

You've got some entertaining videos but I think this is your best yet, well freakin done! Replaying...

Know that you made me chuckle this evening, and I needed that. Keep up the awesome work, bro.

The best damn thing i've seen in a while! Every time i think i might get a cold steel knife, i think of their chopping videos and instantly change my mind 😂

That has to be the best most honest review on this knife on you tube. Not to mention the funniest ! The battle face you had cutting bottles would make lynn Thompson proud lol

I know I am late to the game on this video and the channel in general but I got to say this is classic. Your videos are great for people like me that love these kind of things (big sharp pointy objects) to play with and recognize it as such without having to pretend there is some likely real world use for such toys. It's perfect for those of us with a brain that generally don't find much in common with a lot of people with a "tactical" mindset, a word I despise more than life by the way!!!

When other reviewers ask what tests we would like to see, I will refrence this video. Great job!

Somehow these videos continue to get better each time you make one.

Another great video Bro! I love the classical music. You're a pioneer...................combining knives, witty sarcasm, quality classical music, and a stage presence that's a combination of cool hipster and Kid Rock. VERY unique, and VERY well done!

You said share with family...so I did. Grandma and I both agree this is one of your most “graceful?” videos, so well done there!

Now that's a advanced knife broo!!

Awesome review dude and your comments

Well done! Your best video I’ve seen!

You and Nick Shabazz are the Yin and Yang of knife reviewers. Love the channel!

The Cold Steel slowmo but with that music! Comedic genius man. I truly lol.

The end had me cracking up!!! Your facial expressions.....bwhahaha! Great review bro!

8:15 This is goddamn modern art But seriously, 10/10 video. Amazing satire and edits

There is so much I want to say.... but it all boils down to one word... Perfect!

Damn. I wish I could be this entertaining. Love the slow mo on this one!

What kind of boots are those? Oh yea, Amazing (underlined and bold) video. Your sense of humor is what the knife community needed. Keep it up.

I gotta say i dig your vids! Keep on keeping on!

Absolutely spectacular sir.

THE BEST knife video ever! Outstanding!

Hilarious review man. I loved it

I think this is my favorite video of all time

Ummmmm, yes. I’ve been watching your channel for a while, you really let your humanity shine in these videos. Keep selling your brand, Nice work.

You always make my day with your vids AWESOME

The funniest video on KZfaq! Much better than rope cutting. I saw a BBQ show with a Filipino that shaved a pig with a Bowie before cooking it; now, that would be a knife review! Imagine a knife that could go through the bones of a pig and have enough edge to shave it. That is advanced knife, bro

You're a damn pro at these now. Awesome.

OMG Hanlen, you finally made my Christmas wish come true for realsies! Also... Nachoooooooooo!!!

That waltz of the flowers! Amazeballzzz

I'm really gonna miss the bamboo vids. RIP bamboo, you humored us well. 🙏

Looks like you had a blast using that thing at the end. Also Eathan from H3H3 would be proud of the beanie.

Holy shit. Instant classic. Good thing you have the bamboo forest to prevent the neighbors from seeing that performance. Speaking of which, can I get some of that bamboo? I use it as plant stakes in my garden.

I thought you hit a crescendo (see what I did there?) with your opinel 8 vid. I was wrong. Bravo good sir. Bravo.

Simply mesmerizing. Well done.

Your videos are a beautiful therapeutic and spiritual confrontation with the sad and happy loneliness of chopping and dancing throughout my childhood. Much appreciated. You're a true professional bro.

You truly are a god amongst men. Bravo.

Yep, Masterpiece! And the beanie gave it a nice touch of H3H3.

I'm waiting for the Advanced Knife Fight Bro channel to pop up any time, soon.

That was, fuckin great Bro! A new standard, has now been set. For all Bowie knife videos, from this point forward. The music, was an especially nice touch!

Cool review. Thanks.

Advanced Knife Bro skills in full display! Did chopping the bamboo actually create big enough shock waves to shake the camera, or was that added special effects? Nice.

Nice review - and it certainly gets a person thinking. I love the dry humour and satire, and I love the cold facts interspersed throughout the review. I live in Africa. The favourite traditional weapon here is a "panga" aka machete. I think that it's better to have a weapon when you need one, than to not have one. Sure, sure...weapons are all situational - gun vs. sword vs. axe vs. stone vs. ICBM etc... It's also about a craft, though, and aesthetics and the "art of the possible". It's a personal choice. If I were facing some crazy puppy wielding a panga then I would lurve to have in my hands a piece of reliable, cold steel that can match it. A gun would be better, I suppose...even throw a spear at the silly fuck, but... this is a knife review, right?

This guy is a pro. Test part also looks super pro. Pro like capital letters pro, so PRO.

That's it. I subscribed based solely on the Mr. Rogers, Dog the Bounty Hunter & current day Steven Seagal joke. I will never drink hot liquid (tea or coffee) or any beverage for that matter while watching one of your videos again. I almost destroyed my laptop with the spray.

The nutnfancy face during slomos - priceless

I see you possibly got some inspiration from American History X Coup De Gras curb strike in slow-mo, with that "Finish Him" look on your face as you come down for the kill!!!LOL.

Great video with that BGM! I live in China,there are some dealers in China are still selling what they called "ABS master piece" which in fact are some crapy damasucs blades made in Pakistan . Their boss calls himself "HOU DE"（厚德）

Is it good at processing that particular type of wood? In fact, would you call it a Bambowie?

If you get around to it, could you do a review on the laredo? Looking for more reasonably sized fixed blades/bowies than the natchez lol

I want live my life in slow motion. No matter what you are doing you will always look dramatically epic.

This is the model Natchez Bowie I want! WOOD Handle, brass fittings! Please keep making this original model too?

Excellent video as always, watching the bottle cutting was funny instinctively looking away from the splashing water. Knife fights however are to be avoided if you'd ask me, and if one was to get into something where sharp pointy objects are used by both parties involved I'd take something like an Oakeshotte type 12 or 13 sword myself. But that would no longer be... a knife fight. Perhaps a good design like an 1821 pattern sabre would be preferable?

The classical music and slow motion was a nice touch: truly you are the Stanley Kubrick of KZfaq knife channels. It makes me wish there was a monolith ...

This is art

Your review pointed out a simple truth , there's only two types of knives , one type you actually use and then there's the drawer jockey . I appreciate the homage to Caddyshack .

I subscribed because you had me cracking up!!

NACHO BOWIE HAHAHAH..... dude when you one-shotted the bamboo towards the end, that was freakin' legitt

I love those various tallnesses

Slo mo airborne stick chops are awesome.

this was masterful

Had this knife redone in 5160 with African black wood handle in 12 inch blade.

7:07 “Waltz Of The Flowers” N I C E ! Especially if you see the multi-food-colored-hanging-water bottles as “flowers”. And if you look at your excellently choreographed chopping of those “flowers” as a “Waltz”.🧐

Best knife in my collection in VG1. Nothing else compares. Period.

Completely unnecessary... Yet undeniably glorious. Bravo, sir. Bravo.

The fact that you have neighbors makes me giggle.

Killer boots, man!

Like the slomo with classic music! 👍👍👍

This is art 👍

Advanced humor bro

This is how Advanced Knife Bro uses his extraordinary fast reflexes and footwork to save himself from serious food coloring stains or death.

10/10 form on slicing those bottles

I showed my grandparents this video and they called you a "crazy hippie." My grandfather did like the knife, though.

I have this blade, it's awesome but it has a cable tang, but still built like a tank, awesome review brother, fucking A

" Drink all of its blood so you get all of its power." I'd rather drink your bath water so I get all of your power.

Amazing.

Nice job bro!!! Always entertaining to watch a "George Carlin" mentality show off my favorite brand knives!!!

is it a good idea to blue the blade?

The Cold steel Loredo and Natchez Bowie knives have a cable tang, to absorb shock.

Ah yes, a knife that'll let you dance like a sugar plum fairy and sting like the 1812 Overture. Or, something like that.

Chikoski never gets old!

"For something that could easily take down a bull, hear me out - why not kill a bull with the bowie, make a leather sheath with its hide and then, drink its blood too get all its power. It's that simple" - LOL, brilliant!

...this was magical

Love to see the Spyderco Darn dao review

Great Fucking Video. I knew this was going to be gold after reading the title... you had me at Cold Steel and Slo Mo.