New segment: draft 3 fictional characters to help you out in various scenarios. -Recess football team -Robbing a bank -Getting through a bad breakup Possibilities are endless

Lauren bleeping Rusty's name when they have said it 100 times already is funny

phone calls are so wild and entertaining, best segment fr i love it. i also think body parts that don’t exist would be pretty silly

Thank god, I’ve been having to drive this whole time with my eyes open. Now I can finally sit back, relax, crack a cold one, close my eyes, and listen to this with my hands off the wheel 😊

Phone calls are great. Makes the AITA segment even more unique. Couple segment ideas. Not sure if you guys have done a boardgames that don’t exist draft that could be fun. You could also do a fake fun facts thing like what Will did during the april fool’s episode. Last segment idea: pirate flag of the week. I know Rusty loves pirates and there are a lot of cool pirate flags out there

the calls were electric this episode

How is it possible that these only get a few thousand views

imagine the chant is just them saying grace before eating but she has never heard of that before lol

will just quietly saying "spike" was so fucking funny. love the little details he adds

The micro aggressions between Will and Rusty are insane it’s giving they still hate each other 😂

Hello to all the playmates out there. Time to play! Love yall.

Will referencing Gob’s “forget me now” pills - I love these guys.

been listening since episode 1 in British Columbia! killer pod

Fire episode my sweet street creatures. I think you guys should do a calling segment where people can share just interesting stories bc tte Brock Turner in DC/poop cabinet stories were some of the funniest parts of this podcast but didn’t really fit into AITAH which has also been very funny. PS my only day in there office are Wednesdays and this podcast makes it more bearable love y’all

Guys we need “Bridge For Sale” hats

Phew! Thought we were going to have an ep without mentioning pirates! Love the pod from the UK Ps callers were on fire today

I took that as Phoebe unalived the neighbor and planted flowers where she buried him so she and her gf could live in peace

Love the phone calls keep them coming. I think two calls an ep is great

Will just turned a frog into a chameleon for his Pokémon

"Rusty" viewing chicken and bowties through the lens of absurdist philosophy is a huge highlight for me. A real Camus- Sisyphus type conflation

rusty bringing up raining tacos is insane

I'm gonna be honest I skip the phone calls, I listen to too many podcast that implement an advice section to their podcast, probably need to curate my podcasts better. I really love the pitches and ideas segment I hope it doesn't get overshadowed :(

Love the calls, think 2 an ep is fantastic! Would love to see a movie/book/tv show review segment just to see what media y’all are consuming each week. Also maybe like alternate realities that don’t exist/fantasy worlds or some kinda jazz along those lines. Just spitballin, love you guys keep it up! Lauren I’m possibly in love with you, thanks that’s all :)

Love the phone calls do as many as y’all can handle (maybe a special AITA episode at some point). Segment idea: children’s tv shows that’s don’t exist and shouldn’t exist (example: the cannibal’s guide to preschool).

Rusty calling a modem the mainframe and the idea of a decoy modem 😂😂😂

1:23:29 wait till this guy hears about chameleons

college classes that don’t exist

ROADMAP!

Name of rollercoasters that's don't exist

23:00 accidentally made Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Love the phone calls, I think 2 is perfect, fantastic episode

rusty's in the front running for most wholesome friday beers vid oat

Phone calls are the best, can’t get enough

Phoebe is saying she planted a garden in the yard to cover up the burial site of the skinhead

Hello Lauren and the two sluggers, i got an AITA for you. I’m a listener from Denmark, and probably the only one, so i don’t think I’ll need a fake name. Anyway, a few weeks ago i was at a party where i met a girl who is the best friend of a friend. I’ve only met her a few times but i’ve always thought she was very cute. We hung out that evening and had a really fun time, but the night didn’t end with her coming back to my place, thankfully, looking back now. The night ended with me asking for her number so we could arange a date, which she agreed to. The date went great and we shared a couple of laughs. However, the temperature of one of the bars we went to was really hot, so she decided to take her jumper off, when i suddenly realized she had an extreme amount of armpit hair. Now, im all for women having the right to do whatever they want with their body of course, but damn. The date went on as normal but when i texted her later that week i told her that i was seeing somone else when i wasn’t, and lied and said it wouldn’t be fair on her. Was that a shitty way to end the thing we had? (I did it because i didn’t want her to think there was anything wrong with her). But maybe the more important question is, am i an asshole for not finding hairy armpits attractive? Thanks guys ❤️

Phone calls are good, dont overdo it but 1 or 2 an episode are fun. Would love to see a new segment where Lauren picks a genre of music and a backing track then Rusty and Willy D improvise a short song together. Will's got pipes, let them shine

Spots that don’t exist? For someone from Idaho trying to understand the hot spots/SABS areas of LA, I’d love to tune into “here’s the spot for ____” Doesn’t need to be small business related, more concept driven. “Go to this area for …..” LA, NYC, Austin, Boston, ATL etc. but use the commonly know phrases (“the PCH”, the Bronx”, Seattle’s “Capitol Hill”)

Trillions is just insane.

Idea for a product: full suit with vr headset. Eye tracking technology. You say the word scratch, and it pulls up a diagram of your body. Blink twice on the point of interest, one of the suits 10,000 individual pulsating pressure points will activate, and your back has been scratched. Voila!

Solid amount of calls

More phone calls for sure

I would also fall asleep listening to Bedrock in middle school! And I always assumed the grocery bag line was about ~his~ grocery bag

gotta keep the calls rollin

Love the all call option. I wanna hear these stories in depth

Magic Johnson ep! Happy Wednesday playmates

I’m indifferent to the phone calls, they have been good but also could potentially flop depending on who you call

Take Freefall - Rainbow Kitten Surprise off the list. That song is money from start to finish. I think what they failed to understand was that there were commas in between the lyric, "He said only "sundown, Sundays, Christmas". An analysis from a Peakd article hit the nail on the head with the explanation: "Breaking the ice he asks the Devil about his vices, assuming that he likes rock music, substances and gambling. Surprisingly though, the Devil actually likes sunsets (beautiful moments), holidays (times of celebration with family) and Sundays (a day when people go to church)." Rest of the song can't be touched.

I like to think I’m there in the room and I’m just talkin with my buddies. Really depressing actually

Lauren can read she just never gets to read more than 3 words at a time and it makes it seem like she can’t

I love will's hat in this ep, is it gonna be released merch??!?!

Phenomenal episode

Rusty getting into weed is making me so proud☺

Laurdawg... Intelligentsia is fire.

Also rusty didn’t even describe 1 pokemon he just said a bunch of super powers

loving the phone calls

snake draft of the best fast food condiments/sauces

more calls, the calls are great, y'all should just call each other so we can hear more from you guys just calling each other, also, I dunno, call Lauren once in while? check in?

i ❤ lauren

Go Cats!

Room without a room = nothing ? Pharrell was keyed asf

Am I the Asshole never misses

Don’t give mean comments your attention, they’re gonna happen no matter what

Do people put chicken on spaghetti??? I feel like that is exclusively a ground beef meal. I could understand ground turkey or chicken so it can be mixed into the sauce but chicken tenders on top?!?! Lol

What was the podcast with the cat sitting called?

where do you send pitches?

More phone calls

Day 101 of asking for the rusty ranks videos back on KZfaq! #muffler

Rustys lookin cute today 💘

Honestly, the phone calls are the worst

I love you rusty but please stop using semantics

Perfect person with miles bonsignore is another podcast where people call in with problems and they try to solve them. It’s seriously hilarious, totally recommend if u like ‘we’re all here to help’

"Rusty" viewing chicken and bowties through the lens of absurdist philosophy is a huge highlight for me. A real Camus- Sisyphus type conflation

"Rusty" viewing chicken and bowties through the lens of absurdist philosophy is a huge highlight for me. A real Camus- Sisyphus type conflation