This Drink is Embarrassing

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7 жыл бұрын

It takes a big man to drink from a chalice.
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CAST
Zac Oyama
Grant O'Brien
Mike Trapp
Matt Cordova
CREW
Director - Michael Schaubach
Writer - Zac Oyama
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
Director of Photography - Luc Delamare
1st AC - Dawson Taylor
2nd AC/DIT - Matt Richardson
Gaffer - Vince Valentin
Key Grip - Andy Fronczak
Sound Mixer - Chris Bennett for BoTown Sound
Production Designer - Rick Mader
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
Production Legal - Karen Segall
Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
Production Assistant - Kevin Clark-Ryan
Production Intern - Kristie Lee
Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
Licensing and Programming Coordinator - Theodora Hart
Editor - Michael Schaubach
Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Ryan A. Kelly
Assistant Editor - Spencer Kombol

Пікірлер: 2 600
@drablord448
@drablord448 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone’s talking about how patient the bartender is being but you can’t tell me he wasn’t intentionally fucking with Zac the longer it went on.
@kharnthebetrayer8251
@kharnthebetrayer8251 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, he had half of those pre-made and sitting there already, so yeah, 100%
@juhis5936
@juhis5936 3 жыл бұрын
@@kharnthebetrayer8251 They were from a previous customer obviously
@rachelrachel9152
@rachelrachel9152 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah i like to think this was the bartenders way of ragging on ppl who are self conscious that their drinks look too feminine lol
@le_mothman
@le_mothman 3 жыл бұрын
@@rachelrachel9152 I like the idea that the tampon in the old fashioned was improvised since He knew he had to tone it down.
@bobby3570
@bobby3570 3 жыл бұрын
@@juhis5936 Plot twist: all of those drink have been sitting there for 13 years!
@yoona462
@yoona462 7 жыл бұрын
Most.Patient.Bartender.Ever
@TheNameTag
@TheNameTag 6 жыл бұрын
Diamond Snow no he just enjoys screwing with him. I know I would.
@TheGreatRakatan
@TheGreatRakatan 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but that bar is dead
@chucknorris-xi8vs
@chucknorris-xi8vs 6 жыл бұрын
It cost him for every drink I imagine so I would be patient too
@Snnoy
@Snnoy 6 жыл бұрын
Diamond Snow Ikr
@Cherryb0nb0ns
@Cherryb0nb0ns 6 жыл бұрын
In fact, I think he's rather happy with his job lol
@brandonloiacono2015
@brandonloiacono2015 4 жыл бұрын
“Sir, that’ll be $680 dollars”
@Mar72027
@Mar72027 4 жыл бұрын
This is what I came here for
@blakemherrera
@blakemherrera 3 жыл бұрын
you put dollars twice
@zeusathena26
@zeusathena26 3 жыл бұрын
Yup they still charge for every drink, even if you change your mind
@shaun2566
@shaun2566 3 жыл бұрын
690
@nopenever2895
@nopenever2895 3 жыл бұрын
Sir, that'll be $680 dollars and your *dignity*
@josephritchhart998
@josephritchhart998 3 жыл бұрын
PSA: If your beer is served in a "chalice", it's probably because it's a strong freaking beer.
@StTeresaOfAvila1
@StTeresaOfAvila1 3 жыл бұрын
Just how they used to make it.
@Hoshimaru57
@Hoshimaru57 3 жыл бұрын
Good to know
@ArcYT
@ArcYT 3 жыл бұрын
can confirm
@firstpersonwinner7404
@firstpersonwinner7404 2 жыл бұрын
Lol, I thought the same thing. The strongest beer they had was probably the first one he got
@nmcnea771
@nmcnea771 2 жыл бұрын
Got one at a company party like that, after 2 I found out it was 15%
@te1apartes
@te1apartes 4 жыл бұрын
-"They're working the petals" The way he says it, hes proud of that one.
@jamalsayeed881
@jamalsayeed881 4 жыл бұрын
Dude I'm proud of it, that was really funny.
@bergrritothebeggoon
@bergrritothebeggoon 4 жыл бұрын
Like he should be
@Donteatacowman
@Donteatacowman 4 жыл бұрын
I don't usually wind up real-life laughing at KZfaq videos but that one caught me off guard
@MuffenCat100
@MuffenCat100 4 жыл бұрын
I dont understand the joke
@bergrritothebeggoon
@bergrritothebeggoon 4 жыл бұрын
@@MuffenCat100 its flower petals on car petals
@latinoheat300
@latinoheat300 7 жыл бұрын
Jesus, props to the prop department on this one.
@henning6945
@henning6945 6 жыл бұрын
I think they already got those
@WaffleyDootDoot
@WaffleyDootDoot 6 жыл бұрын
"Props to the prop department" HAHAHA FUNNY
@rickeymahoney6571
@rickeymahoney6571 6 жыл бұрын
Spencer's gifts( mall store)
@mrssld456
@mrssld456 5 жыл бұрын
Ah ha I see what you did there
@goldsrcorsource2551
@goldsrcorsource2551 5 жыл бұрын
thanks i hate it
@ags3484
@ags3484 6 жыл бұрын
I LOVE HOW HES NOT COMPLAINING ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE CHANGED HIS ORDER LIKE THREE BILLION TIMES
@thequeenofcringe1585
@thequeenofcringe1585 5 жыл бұрын
He is the most patient bartender to ever walk the face of this Earth.
@YourKyckling
@YourKyckling 5 жыл бұрын
Well he bought the drink so ez money amiright
@chiyulater9752
@chiyulater9752 5 жыл бұрын
I LOVE YOU
@SeahawkSTRIKE
@SeahawkSTRIKE 5 жыл бұрын
+Auds I was the 1,000th like on your comment lol
@ScottJoC
@ScottJoC 5 жыл бұрын
Its almost like its a comedy sketch or something
@brandonteng9082
@brandonteng9082 6 жыл бұрын
THE HAPPY FACE OF THE BARTENDER WHEN SERVING THOSE FANCY DRINKS I CANT EVEN
@luanagullotta6218
@luanagullotta6218 5 жыл бұрын
It's so wholesome
@TheBleeeeeeeh
@TheBleeeeeeeh 5 жыл бұрын
"They're working the pedals!"
@bubbledreams6382
@bubbledreams6382 5 жыл бұрын
He's enjoying this guy's fragile masculinity
@Lunaskylette
@Lunaskylette 3 жыл бұрын
It was the penis one that I bet he laughed at
@catalyst_8759
@catalyst_8759 2 жыл бұрын
“To drink that one you kiss it!”
@saucyspacefries6920
@saucyspacefries6920 7 жыл бұрын
Idk if i'm served a drink in somethin called a chalice, I'd feel pretty great.
@rosieg6989
@rosieg6989 4 жыл бұрын
A chalice would make me feel like a king!👑
@froggyqueen1435
@froggyqueen1435 4 жыл бұрын
You get to drink wine from a chalice every time you go to church. Don't worry, I don't go either.
@callum9378
@callum9378 4 жыл бұрын
I would like to say a certain meme here.
@thedipperdapper3806
@thedipperdapper3806 4 жыл бұрын
Trappp funy yanderedev
@notsoawesomeone
@notsoawesomeone 4 жыл бұрын
Consume.
@jrace4179
@jrace4179 7 жыл бұрын
So the manlier sounding the drink, the more embarrassing the cup, which means that if you ordered something with a name like a Nancy Boy Sparkle Fairy Kiss, it would be served in a cup made from a tiger's skull that also plays "Bad to the Bone".
@elliotgale470
@elliotgale470 7 жыл бұрын
Except he chose 'old fashioned' and still got a tampon in his glass, so...
@MissStoryTelling
@MissStoryTelling 7 жыл бұрын
at least the tampon was unused
@peanutbutterfantasy3104
@peanutbutterfantasy3104 7 жыл бұрын
Elliot Gale That's pretty fucking manly
@retrofusion4429
@retrofusion4429 7 жыл бұрын
420th like to the best comment ever. That's a privilege.
@brianbaker5757
@brianbaker5757 7 жыл бұрын
i lol so hard when i read bad to the bone
@DoctorCVC
@DoctorCVC 4 жыл бұрын
It’s really endearing that not only was the bartender super proud of the “working the pedals” line, but the other two laughed at the joke, showing how much they didn’t care about the drink choice being “manly”, and how ridiculous zach’s character was being.
@vianarosenguyen2670
@vianarosenguyen2670 Жыл бұрын
yeah at one point one of them literally told him to just drink what he wants, that it was fine and he didn't have to prove his manliness XD
@Mintlicious
@Mintlicious 6 жыл бұрын
I'm fairly sure that the owner of that bar created every single drink with a tough sounding name to be girly to embarrass guys like Zack.
@mattiasxxxx7096
@mattiasxxxx7096 5 жыл бұрын
That's why he stays so calm
@leeisaliveinmyheart8790
@leeisaliveinmyheart8790 5 жыл бұрын
Sepehr the Scups & Dad basically
@ryanshipley9675
@ryanshipley9675 5 жыл бұрын
It's Zac
@dan-5678
@dan-5678 5 жыл бұрын
Nice name and character
@AverageEggmonEnthusiast
@AverageEggmonEnthusiast 4 жыл бұрын
You could argue he’s making a point.
@NicholasLionRider
@NicholasLionRider 7 жыл бұрын
That dick straw had me laughing really hard lol
@dropout
@dropout 7 жыл бұрын
We also think you should watch the outtakes, but like, way less aggressively than that dude.
@Zack_Zander
@Zack_Zander 7 жыл бұрын
Nicholas LionRider I need to buy one of those for a prank
@Matt-nm7xq
@Matt-nm7xq 7 жыл бұрын
Is there a video of the outtakes? How do I view this?
@cheatmagnet
@cheatmagnet 7 жыл бұрын
Ask your local bartender and don't forget the magic word (Powerfull raged-filled uncle)
@jwrich315219315
@jwrich315219315 7 жыл бұрын
why'd you delete it? I was excited, man :/
@CAPGOD1
@CAPGOD1 7 жыл бұрын
"The roses are working the petals" 😂 gold!!
@local.168
@local.168 7 жыл бұрын
i don't get it. can you explain it to me?
@user-lr4oz1sn2b
@user-lr4oz1sn2b 7 жыл бұрын
iwantnothing but cars have pedals
@KoenMueller
@KoenMueller 7 жыл бұрын
iwantnothing but roses have petals, as in flower leaves. Pedals are how you drive. Its punny
@local.168
@local.168 7 жыл бұрын
thinks i get it now.
@darkseid3225
@darkseid3225 7 жыл бұрын
WHAT'S UP NODBOT
@Taijifufu
@Taijifufu 7 жыл бұрын
The way he just slapped the tampon in the old fashioned lol
@DravenGal
@DravenGal 4 жыл бұрын
That's a "save some for later" option. Hmmmm, I'll have to remember that one...
@mrEbraheem
@mrEbraheem 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks. I actually had no idea what that was. 🙂
@starminer7z746
@starminer7z746 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrEbraheem I honestly thought it was a stick of string cheese
@d.n5287
@d.n5287 3 жыл бұрын
"Tampons are poisonous." *"WHY ARE THEY POISONOUS?!"*
@emilykrey5319
@emilykrey5319 3 жыл бұрын
@@starminer7z746 please never have kids
@TheSadowdragonGroup
@TheSadowdragonGroup 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, there's nothing embarrassing about a chalice. My only complaint would be that it holds less.
@RoopeRontu1999
@RoopeRontu1999 4 жыл бұрын
To me it wouldn't matter; especially if it goes with decent proof.
@HelgaCavoli
@HelgaCavoli 3 жыл бұрын
It's more alcoholic than beer, most likely.
@mishakac1283
@mishakac1283 3 жыл бұрын
@@HelgaCavoliYou mean it's more alcoholic beer. There are styles of beers that can have 12-18% of alcohol "easily".
@thegamesense6544
@thegamesense6544 3 жыл бұрын
Free refills and ill feel like royalty
@chaussebenjamin
@chaussebenjamin 2 жыл бұрын
@@mishakac1283 Depends on the region. In Quebec Canada, you are not allowed to call a drink a beer once it reaches 12% ABV. At this point it needs to be called a barley wine.
@thefray123
@thefray123 7 жыл бұрын
"Guns are cool sex with hot girls" drink had me dying with laughter. *Twinkle twinkle little star*
@lemonwedge-mysingingmonste8980
@lemonwedge-mysingingmonste8980 2 жыл бұрын
XDD
@ChaoticallyLawful
@ChaoticallyLawful 4 ай бұрын
I think at that point the bartender was actually just laughing at the prop and they left it in the sketch
@ThatOneGuy7550
@ThatOneGuy7550 7 жыл бұрын
How did the bartender not get pissed off by Zac? That's the real question we should be asking.
@jinyboi
@jinyboi 7 жыл бұрын
he was having too much fun making a fool out of zac to even get angry
@BlooDh3xx
@BlooDh3xx 7 жыл бұрын
We're usually patient with customers. Even those types
@ChaosDraguss
@ChaosDraguss 7 жыл бұрын
I'm assuming cause Zack's gonna have to pay for all that.
@ethownzbh
@ethownzbh 7 жыл бұрын
Because gratuity.
@dropout
@dropout 7 жыл бұрын
He tips $400 a drink. It's nuts.
@sydknee2419
@sydknee2419 6 жыл бұрын
The bartender is so happy with all his stupid cups.
@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275
@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 4 жыл бұрын
He knows what he's doing. He loves his job and messing with costumers
@greenredblue
@greenredblue 3 жыл бұрын
"To DrInK tHaT oNe YoU kIsS iT!!!"
@kharnthebetrayer8251
@kharnthebetrayer8251 3 жыл бұрын
@@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 Half of them were already made a sitting there, so yeah
@bradhp11
@bradhp11 7 жыл бұрын
Those drinks probably had like 70% alcohol while that beer had 5% honestly
@3rdJan
@3rdJan 4 жыл бұрын
I know this is 3 years old but all of those had beer in them.
@berserkerkun9882
@berserkerkun9882 3 жыл бұрын
@@3rdJan why is your name January 3rd
@i.g.7813
@i.g.7813 3 жыл бұрын
@@berserkerkun9882 because it’s january third
@Nersius
@Nersius 2 жыл бұрын
@@berserkerkun9882 Jan 3rd is my husband actually. His father was a rambling man, gathered no moss that one. 6 children from 8 women, the only male child, all named Jan. He's the 5th Jan, but his two oldest sisters are dead to him.
@kamilpoznan6530
@kamilpoznan6530 2 жыл бұрын
all of them were beers
@paulhood5979
@paulhood5979 7 жыл бұрын
This happened to me today when I ordered a mocktail in middle of a busy restaurant. Pink drink in a high glass, with impaled strawberry and lime segments, big pink straw and bright red umbrella. It was actually very tasty, refreshing, and looked so much nicer than the ditch water brown stuff I usually order.
@TCt83067695
@TCt83067695 6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@matthewfairchild3846
@matthewfairchild3846 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel Sadjadi what study says drinking casually is unhealthy??? Asking for a friend
@anastasiao4036
@anastasiao4036 5 жыл бұрын
@@matthewfairchild3846 drinking, not drinking casually. Though there are studied that shows that alcohol affects the growth of your brain and can affect your livor.
@ZVENOM6134
@ZVENOM6134 5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Sadjadi I agree, beer isn’t manly. Drink Whiskey
@harrythegreat21person63
@harrythegreat21person63 5 жыл бұрын
I love pink lemonade,and no one can tell me I’m not a man for drinking it!
@andrewpowers2249
@andrewpowers2249 7 жыл бұрын
I was once at a bar, made fun of my friend for ordering a fuzzy naval, telling him it was girl's drink. Then I ordered something because it was a rum drink, and it was pink with an umbrella and a slice of fruit. This video brought back memories...
@Einar979
@Einar979 7 жыл бұрын
Pfft, it's 2017, people dont care about that anymore lol.. i work as a bartender and serve men "girly" drinks all the time lol
@Hortifox_the_gardener
@Hortifox_the_gardener 7 жыл бұрын
Well... the girly drinks are the tastier ones anyways. Mostly at least. It is pink and creamy and has cherries in it? Hand it over!
@CustomKnights
@CustomKnights 7 жыл бұрын
ANDREW POWERS most guys are so weird, the brighter the color the better the taste and depending on the bar tender, the more drunk you get with less.
@r.s.10
@r.s.10 7 жыл бұрын
unless you don't like sugar, or horrible hangovers....
@ServantofBaal
@ServantofBaal 7 жыл бұрын
I'm more into stouts and vodka myself.. don't like the sickly sweetness
@uinav7726
@uinav7726 3 жыл бұрын
I think the “roses are driving” and “they’re working with petals” is the most underrated joke in this video
@bluesapphireymca
@bluesapphireymca 3 жыл бұрын
The best thing about this sketch is how proud and happy the bartender looks about his drinks
@NikSwiftDigs
@NikSwiftDigs 7 жыл бұрын
I like how they only look uncomfortable or embarrassed by Zack when he gets all defensive of his masculinity. They weren't ashamed or mocking of his drink choices. A sketch group of a lesser caliber would not have cast so thoughtful friends.
@xerozoo
@xerozoo Жыл бұрын
"swamps are known for their men"
@riedstep
@riedstep 7 жыл бұрын
ive never worked as a bartender, but i imagine you would get thrown out pretty quickly doing this.
@annas7847
@annas7847 7 жыл бұрын
I think Zac pays for all of those drinks.
@trizzo343
@trizzo343 7 жыл бұрын
fdqsfdsf fdqsfdsqf This happened to me once in a bar, I ordered a vodka redbull and the bartender gave me a cranberry vodka and I asked her what it was and said that I ordered vodka redbull. Then she got mad and eventually she made me the vodka redbull which I had asked for. Funny thing is that I even offered to buy the vodka cranberry but she wouldn't sell it to me anymore 🤔
@Martinawhoops
@Martinawhoops 7 жыл бұрын
As a bartender we cant afford wastage and if those beers weren't sold immediately afterwards the customer wont want it so itll be a huge stock loss to the company. Of course accidents happen but if a customer did that consistently i would tell them they have to pay for them
@AnEnemySpy456
@AnEnemySpy456 6 жыл бұрын
Almost like it's an exaggeration for comedic effect or something.
@elizebethstihycgenderdas9805
@elizebethstihycgenderdas9805 6 жыл бұрын
I'm a bartender and I can guarantee you can get away with this shit out of spite. But you have to make it look like you've put a lot of effort into it so the manager doesn't think anything of it. Especially the dick one. I'm joking of course. Edit: ps I mean making the drinks girly not the actual wasting of the drinks. That's a pretty big no, by the second or third drink you should probably recommend something they're clearly looking for.
@DubbleBubblePillows
@DubbleBubblePillows 5 жыл бұрын
"Hey guys do we have any silly cups in the back?" "Yep" "perfect, I've got a sketch"
@BreadLoeuf
@BreadLoeuf 2 жыл бұрын
I love when I stumble upon an older CH video that I've never seen. It's always a gem.
@alexvince7054
@alexvince7054 7 жыл бұрын
Who wouldn't love their drink served to them in a pineapple sauna with a Cupid peeing into it? Seriously, I'd drink that 😂
@nathangelaude4787
@nathangelaude4787 6 жыл бұрын
Alex Vince it’s actually a statue in Brussels called the Mannekin Pis which is a fountain which is a little boi pissing into s pool
@pnavrrha
@pnavrrha 6 жыл бұрын
*suck
@pym100mcpemelon6
@pym100mcpemelon6 6 жыл бұрын
Alex Vince+ i’d like that
@danielberglund6611
@danielberglund6611 6 жыл бұрын
Me too
@jonsnor4313
@jonsnor4313 6 жыл бұрын
Its a fountain, me too.
@missyv1756
@missyv1756 7 жыл бұрын
why are fruity drinks "girly"? why wouldn't someone want a good tasting drink? or are you saying next time i serve a man a steak i should dunk it in dirty mop water first because it would taste "manlier"?
@5514alex
@5514alex 7 жыл бұрын
because the more delicious the drink the less manly it becomes unless its really good beer but with liquor its the rule. unless you are with people who wont judge you for ordering that order the "girl" drink because deep down those are the best
@elliotgale470
@elliotgale470 7 жыл бұрын
Men like being miserable because we think it builds character...plus, shit-tasting swill really does put hair on your chest. That's an actual medical fact!
@ShadeSlayer1911
@ShadeSlayer1911 7 жыл бұрын
Or or or....men and women have different tastes. I like fruity drinks though, but that's probably because I am not a big alcohol drinker, so the fruit masks the alcohol taste.
@littlegandhi1199
@littlegandhi1199 7 жыл бұрын
+ShadeSlayer1911 oh you're a man and you like fruity drinks? Well I guess that debunks that theory then.
@missyv1756
@missyv1756 7 жыл бұрын
that's fine if someone legitimately likes the taste of beer, I was more asking why there's this stigma around if a man wants to drink fruity drinks. Edit : V case and point below V
@TheImpiroGirl
@TheImpiroGirl 7 жыл бұрын
The definition of fragile masculinity
@vk2336
@vk2336 6 жыл бұрын
TheImpiroGirl the definition of a feminist
@charlie-jd3ls
@charlie-jd3ls 6 жыл бұрын
VK not quite lol
@vk2336
@vk2336 6 жыл бұрын
charlie ou yes so many normal people use fragile masculinity i forgot its not like its not even a scientiffic term and just made up like the word "mansplaining"
@charlie-jd3ls
@charlie-jd3ls 6 жыл бұрын
VK no fragile masculinity is a real thing lol
@vk2336
@vk2336 6 жыл бұрын
charlie try googling fragile masculinity... the whole page is full with twitter buzzfeed and tumblr. The only definition is from urban dictionary for gods sake *LOL*
@noxaurum1
@noxaurum1 5 жыл бұрын
My brother started drinking sweet tea because someone told him lemonade was gay.
@atlasmonkeyleon
@atlasmonkeyleon 5 жыл бұрын
That'sWhatSheSaid That person is a homophobe. Your brother should not listen to them.
@armorfrogentertainment
@armorfrogentertainment 5 жыл бұрын
I like mixing sweet tea and lemonade. Split the difference.
@wiht3630
@wiht3630 4 жыл бұрын
"These gay people are so triggered by everything, damn snowflakes" I hope this lemonade doesnt make me look gay
@atlasmonkeyleon
@atlasmonkeyleon 4 жыл бұрын
The Mandalorian Yes?
@TheSassi14
@TheSassi14 4 жыл бұрын
@@armorfrogentertainment That must be bi then
@Laura-fr2wx
@Laura-fr2wx 7 жыл бұрын
Did they do this after a Bizarre Amazing Product Review and decide to keep what they bought?
@emperialsquid5484
@emperialsquid5484 7 жыл бұрын
I think so
@lyricbot8513
@lyricbot8513 7 жыл бұрын
Laura Robjohns omfg that's genius
@mcbyt
@mcbyt 7 жыл бұрын
Laura Robjohns To be honest, some of it they might have, lol.
@AllieeRose98
@AllieeRose98 7 жыл бұрын
Laura Robjohns k
@minx1017
@minx1017 7 жыл бұрын
Your profile pic looks like Mabel for gravity falls I had to say that
@winstonthecat5549
@winstonthecat5549 7 жыл бұрын
bruh, idgaf as long as its a drink im game
@Maj364
@Maj364 7 жыл бұрын
Nice photo
@clowntrooper61
@clowntrooper61 7 жыл бұрын
You'd order a cosmopolitan?
@BoldMold
@BoldMold 7 жыл бұрын
I would.
@dickhead6139
@dickhead6139 7 жыл бұрын
How about my piss?
@clowntrooper61
@clowntrooper61 7 жыл бұрын
Really? What about sex on the beach or cumshot?
@radoxdzn
@radoxdzn 6 жыл бұрын
chalice wasn't so bad
@this_too_shaII_pass
@this_too_shaII_pass 5 жыл бұрын
2:29 his proud look gets me every time, high class acting right there
@sean7139
@sean7139 7 жыл бұрын
The shape of the different beer glasses actually accentuates the aroma which makes the beer taste better so whenever I get a tulip/chalice glass it's typically a better beer. Sorry I like my beer better than how masculinity is "supposed" to be
@nimrodery
@nimrodery 7 жыл бұрын
Guinness is served in pints, as are all beers that have any flavor. It doesn't really matter what glass you use for a lager or "boutique" beer as they tend to lack aroma.
@TheCyberwoman
@TheCyberwoman 7 жыл бұрын
Sean Sometimes alcohol content as well. The only beers we serve in an 8oz pour have 11-13% alcohol, it would be illegal in our state to serve it in a pint. And sometimes for incredibly strong flavors, like when we have a somewhat sweet stout that pours like mud, we end up wasting half the keg if we sell it in large pours cause people only drink about half their glass. If we charge just a little less for a smaller pour everyone is happy. People don't feel like they wasted their money not finishing their drink, and we sell more glasses.
@oO_ox_O
@oO_ox_O 7 жыл бұрын
Sean The kind of beer that tastes like yogurt and where woodruff syrup is added to make it bearable?
@TheMike0088
@TheMike0088 7 жыл бұрын
to be frank, beer tastes gross anyways. the only thing worse than beer in terms of alcoholic beverages is jaegermeister. I'm much more for some vodka or rum combinations.
@justsomelazybrit2707
@justsomelazybrit2707 7 жыл бұрын
Sean NOBODY complains about this! I have never heard a single man complain about manly glass shapes, because it doesn't happen. haven't you seen a man drinking wine before?
@TLBainter
@TLBainter 7 жыл бұрын
"working the pedals" was the winning line for sure.
@gingerstallion
@gingerstallion 7 жыл бұрын
I would drink from the pond the statue was peeing into, it is like some weird modern art inspired drink
@colorbar.s
@colorbar.s 6 жыл бұрын
I'm very late but that's manneken pis, it's a famous statue
@soul23110
@soul23110 6 жыл бұрын
"What do you recommend?" Problem solved.
@pourpeopledrinks
@pourpeopledrinks 5 жыл бұрын
If you ever ask the bartender that they're going to recommend you the two most expensive drinks on the menu. Literally don't ever ask a bartender this because also, the answer is totally dependent on personal preferences, and it's basically a bartender or server's nightmare to answer this question.
@mm-lh1nt
@mm-lh1nt 7 жыл бұрын
What's embarrassing is that men are sensitive to the packaging of their drink. It's just alcohol.
@littlegandhi1199
@littlegandhi1199 7 жыл бұрын
It's just as stupid a fear as men being afraid of being seen as gay or girls seen as sluts. Where is the merit in any of it, there is none
@atyourservice2410
@atyourservice2410 6 жыл бұрын
You would probably be embarrassed if you have to kiss a mannequin or drink from a penis shaped container or have to drink a little statue’s piss or...I LIKE RUN ON SENTENCES.
@DanSmith-ew9ul
@DanSmith-ew9ul 6 жыл бұрын
I’m a women and I do this. No one really likes being seen as “weak”
@breaththrou
@breaththrou 6 жыл бұрын
Dani Smith I’m confused on how ordering a glass that looks cute is weak.
@DanSmith-ew9ul
@DanSmith-ew9ul 6 жыл бұрын
she_ I don't get it either, but I feel like others would see it that way
@tozmarauders4187
@tozmarauders4187 7 жыл бұрын
I would buy them all just for the cups😂😂😂😂
@unknownusername5111
@unknownusername5111 6 жыл бұрын
Unknown username nice username
@Uatemydoodle
@Uatemydoodle 6 жыл бұрын
They aren't cups...
@dakotarobinson1497
@dakotarobinson1497 6 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@dra-boys-despair9806
@dra-boys-despair9806 5 жыл бұрын
Does it include the Cupid pissing one
@jesusiscoming7090
@jesusiscoming7090 5 жыл бұрын
But what if they don't let you keep them?
@AmethystEyes
@AmethystEyes 7 жыл бұрын
Chalices and goblets are awesome!
@PJDAltamirus0425
@PJDAltamirus0425 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Kings drank out of those, he should have smilied and took the incidental compliment.
@jonsnor4313
@jonsnor4313 6 жыл бұрын
His first two glasses werent even a mockery, What comes later is the punishment from the barkeeper for mocking chalices
@UlshaRS
@UlshaRS 5 жыл бұрын
I'd only be torqued over how much is cost for a shot.
@antoxa1726
@antoxa1726 6 жыл бұрын
“40 is the new 20” I love these quick lines in the background they add so much
@plcthelegacy4131
@plcthelegacy4131 7 жыл бұрын
"The powerful rage filled Uncle" Ok, he was practically asking to walk into that.
@easily_excitable
@easily_excitable 7 жыл бұрын
The outtakes were removed? 😱 I was looking forward to those, damn it! Great sketch!
@NewhamMatt
@NewhamMatt 7 жыл бұрын
They're on the CH2 channel.
@easily_excitable
@easily_excitable 7 жыл бұрын
NewhamMatt Thanks man! 😃
@alsinakiria
@alsinakiria 4 жыл бұрын
I never understood men being embarrassed by "feminine" glasses. It's not manly to be so insecure about your manliness. To me, what makes a man manly and sexy is confidence. He could be wearing a dress and heals and he doesn't care. He knows he's a man and no social norms can change that. To me, that kind of confidence is super sexy.
@bacicinvatteneaca
@bacicinvatteneaca Жыл бұрын
Social confidence is a shortcoming. The fact that manlovers don't realise that is why we should steer well away from y'all worshipers of violence
@bluebrrypie
@bluebrrypie Жыл бұрын
i agree!!
@tuxedobird
@tuxedobird 4 жыл бұрын
I’d much rather have a pink drink than one that tastes bad.
@wesselbindt
@wesselbindt 7 жыл бұрын
Nickelback is a national treasure.
@ethownzbh
@ethownzbh 7 жыл бұрын
That is fucking genius.
@ka6hi
@ka6hi 7 жыл бұрын
isn't google just the worst? Oml true
@Einar979
@Einar979 7 жыл бұрын
thanks for the idea lol! Im gonna suggest that to my boss at the bar where im working
@leebos
@leebos 7 жыл бұрын
noooo, most tampons are scented and absolutely filled with chemicals
@leebos
@leebos 7 жыл бұрын
Trey Dixon Because... it would smell like old blood otherwise
@Bebo18
@Bebo18 7 жыл бұрын
Ima predict the ending of the skit. His boyfriend is gonna show up and kiss him. Edit: I was wrong.
@zeldrias
@zeldrias 7 жыл бұрын
You wish.
@Zack_Zander
@Zack_Zander 7 жыл бұрын
Bebo18 Wut?
@dumbasffff
@dumbasffff 7 жыл бұрын
this woulda been hilarious
@theramo0
@theramo0 7 жыл бұрын
Bebo18 My guess was he finally got a mans drink and he takes one sip and goes "....yup this tastes like shit..just how i like it"
@elliotthepug6275
@elliotthepug6275 7 жыл бұрын
*Just how I liek it* XD
@needsmoreboosters4264
@needsmoreboosters4264 7 жыл бұрын
"I want a beer that tastes like dirt" Nice.
@_-anose-_animationsandothe7
@_-anose-_animationsandothe7 5 жыл бұрын
1:50 that is when I burst out laughing like there's no tomorrow
@flameashwood5395
@flameashwood5395 7 жыл бұрын
The little peeing boy is Mannequin Pis from Belgium. There is a little statue downtown Brussels and it just pees however on special events he does in fact pee beer and they pass said beer glasses into the crowd soooo...
@friendlyneighborhoodidiot7004
@friendlyneighborhoodidiot7004 5 жыл бұрын
Time to go to Belgium
@logicmp4
@logicmp4 5 жыл бұрын
I went to Belgium bit I didn't see it
@orchdork775
@orchdork775 5 жыл бұрын
That's amazing 😂
@captaindonut5240
@captaindonut5240 4 жыл бұрын
Manneke pis is kinda underwhelming tbh... gekke Zuid-Nederlanders
@thatoneguy6466
@thatoneguy6466 4 жыл бұрын
GOLDEN SHOWERS FOR EVERYONE!!!
@PixelBytesPixelArtist
@PixelBytesPixelArtist 7 жыл бұрын
Cant he just ask to put his drink in a beer glass?
@dshaprin
@dshaprin 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe he thinks, that he should know the drinks by name, and he is embarrassed for asking that.
@Kittykattarina
@Kittykattarina 4 жыл бұрын
Or he could have just ordered the same drinks as his friends but then there would be no sketch lol
@nixxdra
@nixxdra 4 жыл бұрын
@Drezelle He did try doing that but the bartender said they were out.
@yoholup19
@yoholup19 3 жыл бұрын
I think its because of a higher alcohol concentration that its served in a chalice
@ItsStormCentral
@ItsStormCentral 2 жыл бұрын
This man will take a tampon over a chalice I have no words
@recless8667
@recless8667 4 жыл бұрын
Every time I forget to tell them not to give me a damn orange with my Weiss I just eat the thing immediately and get to drinking my beer. Free fruit yo.
@Shiloh_has_a_bird
@Shiloh_has_a_bird 3 жыл бұрын
My w e i s s
@TheCptCoy
@TheCptCoy 7 жыл бұрын
Me: Is there alcohol in it? Bartender: Yes, of course Me: Thank you this will do nicely...
@Sanguimaru
@Sanguimaru 7 жыл бұрын
As Voltaire has demonstrated, there is absolutely nothing wrong with drinking from a chalice. Especially if it is filled with the laughter of small children, and even more so while riding a black unicorn down the side of an erupting volcano.
@fss1704
@fss1704 5 жыл бұрын
Great and concise description here
@HurtSmooch601
@HurtSmooch601 4 жыл бұрын
"To drink that one ya *kiss* it!" God I love that quote
@mpvf0
@mpvf0 4 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile as my boyfriend and I happily gulp down our strawberry daiquiris.
@impishDullahan
@impishDullahan 7 жыл бұрын
Woah, a Manneken Pis in North America that isn't on my windowsill.
@rebecca1839
@rebecca1839 7 жыл бұрын
It's such a weird coincidence that they included this because I'm staying in Brussels right now and the Manneken Pis is a block from my hotel.
@impishDullahan
@impishDullahan 7 жыл бұрын
Ooh, fun. If only they made costumes for the little souvenir ones.
@Cazy243
@Cazy243 7 жыл бұрын
The Impish Dullahan I've been looking for this comment haha fellow belgian here :-)
@wu1ming9shi
@wu1ming9shi 6 жыл бұрын
Ha nog ene hier... 6 maanden later -_-
@fionadelmenico9409
@fionadelmenico9409 6 жыл бұрын
The Impish Dullahan I
@--Voltz--
@--Voltz-- 7 жыл бұрын
lol. I love how fast the bartender is. AMAZING!!! =]
@SunnyB_adventures
@SunnyB_adventures 2 жыл бұрын
When I worked as a bartender there was a guy who always specified what glass he wanted his cider in because the glass it came with was a round one, toxic masculinity is fucked
@Dakota-Rose
@Dakota-Rose 6 жыл бұрын
The outtakes are hilarious 🤣 love this sketch
@user-vg1fl4sy9c
@user-vg1fl4sy9c 6 жыл бұрын
Excellent video friend. Lots of love😍❤️
@TheAsrielDeal
@TheAsrielDeal 3 жыл бұрын
what
@GreenToMe2000
@GreenToMe2000 5 жыл бұрын
So if you order the “Tooth fairy unicorn kitty sprinkle farts”, you get a cup made of a dragon tooth carved from God himself with a jukebox inside it playing “Thunderstruck”.
@yoshikagespeedwagon8025
@yoshikagespeedwagon8025 2 жыл бұрын
1:50 my dream drink 😍😍. Can't wait to order it with the boys.
@morpheusbloodeaglegamesoff6506
@morpheusbloodeaglegamesoff6506 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@froztbite15
@froztbite15 6 жыл бұрын
Still one of my favorites. Written so well. Makes me laugh every time.
@alicenguyen422
@alicenguyen422 7 жыл бұрын
cant relate, im 15
@sergioalfaya1270
@sergioalfaya1270 7 жыл бұрын
Alice Nguyen I'm 15 too and I can relate
@alicenguyen422
@alicenguyen422 7 жыл бұрын
Sergio Parra wel damn
@nol4084
@nol4084 7 жыл бұрын
Alice Nguyen Good for you
@AMAguilar916
@AMAguilar916 7 жыл бұрын
Alice Nguyen funny how COLLEGE humor doesn't apply to those not in college or old enough to be in college
@dondraper4438
@dondraper4438 7 жыл бұрын
I quit drinking after developing a drinking problem and also can't relate.
@claireyangt.y.4900
@claireyangt.y.4900 7 жыл бұрын
i want those drinks! Where could i get those fancy drinks????
@second-handcereal6772
@second-handcereal6772 6 жыл бұрын
You want.. the tampon?
@Dakota-Rose
@Dakota-Rose 6 жыл бұрын
This sketch kills me everytime! Lmao Zack is amazingly funny
@gianlucatartaro1335
@gianlucatartaro1335 2 ай бұрын
As much as I love the deadpan absurdity of this sketch, I have to watch the outtakes every time I watch it because they are to die for 😂
@quinnkirlew9892
@quinnkirlew9892 7 жыл бұрын
"Guns are cool, sex with hot girls." This needs to be an actual drink.
@lilyc4602
@lilyc4602 5 жыл бұрын
I’m in love with the bartender, his smiling face as he serves the ‘girly’ drinks is so great
@OctagonalSquare
@OctagonalSquare 2 жыл бұрын
“They’re working the petals” killed me
@connermason7874
@connermason7874 4 жыл бұрын
2:23 i DIED laughing
@yeetyoink2955
@yeetyoink2955 6 жыл бұрын
The moment he put a tampon in his drink I just DIED
@macomputersuck
@macomputersuck 7 жыл бұрын
I'm early let me make a joke The Electoral College
@Triferus
@Triferus 7 жыл бұрын
Thank God for that right? Our republic truly does make life great.
@rockethereptile8381
@rockethereptile8381 7 жыл бұрын
BestServedCold Let me make a joke You
@drsinister07
@drsinister07 7 жыл бұрын
Yup if it wasn't for the electoral college, millions of diverse, rural Americans would be underrepresented and overshadowed by multitudes of inner city people that all come from the same backgrounds and have a narrow view of the world. The only joke is that the politicians and media have done such a wonderful job of brainwashing these idiots into thinking corruption and lies should be accepted as just a natural part of the American political structure.
@macomputersuck
@macomputersuck 7 жыл бұрын
John Smith If by "underrepresented" you mean equally represented and by "corruption and lies" you mean Trump and his cabinet
@drsinister07
@drsinister07 7 жыл бұрын
BestServedCold What has Trump lied about? He stated that he was going to place a ban, he fulfilled a campaign promise, the first politician in several decades to do so might I point out. Not all of his policies and actions are things I agree with but I see them as a man that honestly has the best intentions for the country in mind, rather than another self serving, self promoting, politician that couldn't care less about the American people and simply wants to appease her party and her voters so she can be that first lady president. Even with the fact that she has used cover up after cover up, scandal after scandal, murders, lies, and two or more personas for her private and public life. That the media has been bought and paid for by the DNC and while they try to make mountains out of Trump's molehills, they refuse and fail to report on the multitude of corruption by both the DNC and the RNC.
@freddymcfred17
@freddymcfred17 5 жыл бұрын
Aw, the moment when someone just gives up. Beautiful.
@ajamoniq
@ajamoniq 6 жыл бұрын
ok .. i need EVERY vid Zac has been in lmaaao
@georgianoble
@georgianoble 7 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of Literal Drinks by Tomska and Crabsikz
@frantisekzverina473
@frantisekzverina473 6 жыл бұрын
"There's so much stuff in there" that's like every coctail these days :D
@del2065
@del2065 7 жыл бұрын
I love how chill the bartender was. Seems like a great guy
@VoraciousLime
@VoraciousLime 3 жыл бұрын
"They're working the petals" got me laughing more than anything in the rest of the bit
@etominac88ii37
@etominac88ii37 6 жыл бұрын
When he sticks the tamping in the drink 😭💀
@ParkPants
@ParkPants 7 жыл бұрын
Why did the outtakes get removed?
@NewhamMatt
@NewhamMatt 7 жыл бұрын
The outtakes go on the CH2 channel - they must have uploaded the video here by accident and then removed it. It's on the CH2 channel now.
@benlewi876
@benlewi876 6 жыл бұрын
I love how the bartender is so chill with him changing his order
@papagena1
@papagena1 4 жыл бұрын
OMG, tears of laughter streaming down my face!!! 😂
@theblandcharlie822
@theblandcharlie822 5 жыл бұрын
"Old fashioned" Adds a tampon
@jasonkelly1692
@jasonkelly1692 7 жыл бұрын
... Why not just ask for the Crocodile Bunker Stout in a different glass? Most places are willing to do that for you...
@brandonlawrence3172
@brandonlawrence3172 6 жыл бұрын
I was laughing uncontrollably, to the point where I was uncomfortable. Thank you CollegeHumor!
@TenaciousP45
@TenaciousP45 Жыл бұрын
I love that my insecurities don't extend to my drink orders.
@connor4560
@connor4560 6 жыл бұрын
the POWERFULL RAGE FULL U N C L E
@freakingoutwolf7487
@freakingoutwolf7487 5 жыл бұрын
Why not ask for it in another glass? The crocodile one looked good though
@Yeshua023
@Yeshua023 7 жыл бұрын
I love all of Zachs sketches
@Wahony
@Wahony 7 жыл бұрын
i'm dying FUNNIEST SKETCH EVER
@arceuslordofcreation8824
@arceuslordofcreation8824 7 жыл бұрын
Forty's the new twenty, Zac
@bongekandwandwe5205
@bongekandwandwe5205 5 жыл бұрын
1:51 LMAO, wasn't expecting that wtf
@kruger2133
@kruger2133 6 жыл бұрын
Zac has the best sketches
@addrad4916
@addrad4916 2 жыл бұрын
This bartender is so proud of his creations! Look at that smile.
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