Or the one teacher rambling on about stupid shit

Or the guy who closes the car door with his hips

He had a four day Marrige once, So I wouldn’t even be surprised.

Just watch leaving Las Vegas, boom there you go

Is this a rare insult or a rare compliment?

*Looks out the window* "Hey guy's! He's at it again!"

Sounds like my entire neighborhood honestly

Well. Elvis is that desperate huh?

Im quite sure they saw worse action between Elvis and Cutout. 😅 Just saying that toung edit and thats just the stuff on screen...

"I'm gonna tell him" "I'm sure it's nothing"

Unless they are the one’s who made us.

@@jdgustofwinddance.7748 Prometheus?

@@alivingcoralreef609 that turd and covenant are just bad fanfiction to me. Noncanon trash.

Aliens either look nothing like us or disturbingly like us

According to evolution they’re more likely to look like crabs

There were plenty of characters like that throughout history, whom you don't remember. They are only relevant to contemporaries.

Its like the rock, you look at a character he's playing and dont think "hey thats a cool character" you think "yo thats the Rock"

@@An_Entire_Lime now all I wish is that Nic Cage got into wrestling when he was younger😂 he would have been a great heel imo

More like he realized he's a pretty mediocre actor whose only gotten roles because he's a Coppola, and that to pay off all the bullshit castles and islands he bought he has to take roles in B movies

@@ThatGuy-bh9qh I seriously doubt if Nick Cage works because he "has" to. He looks like he's having the time of his life in every movie.

Truman show with Cage most awesome idea ever !

It’s a Cage show

He’d murder everyone before the cameras would even roll lmfao

Yes please.

Yes please.

AxxL *WHAT*

b o o b s

you havnt seen mandy yet have u, a fuchin masterpiece

He probably is, during ghost rider he covered himself in Vincent Egyptian artifacts

Cursed, but a lot of fun to watch.

I like to think the colour doesnt even comprehend the idea of hostile and non hostile or uman ideas in general jsut doing what it does. jsut how a bear doesnt have a concept of empathy when eating a baby deer alive.

Sounds true, but that mother-son spiderish abomination looked _pretty_ hostile

That's only half-correct. Magenta isn't on the colour spectrum. It is not a frequency of light. It exists only in the mind, as a result of seeing blue and red together. Computer-generated yellow is the same.

Yeah, he went in a quite a long rant (at least it felt like that) talking about the hydrologist being there for the water, and it felt like... yes, Elvis? This is what a hydrologist does? That's literally his job???

Like modern Action movies with their science Nonsense just for worldbuilding whilst just ignoring basic facts of life.

I mean he's not wrong? The color magenta itself doesn't exist on the spectrum blue and red are on opposite ends of the spectrum meaning they won't mix on the Spectrum to make magenta its just how our minds interpret seeing red and blue together he likely didn't know what a hydrologist is because it didn't interest him so he didn't bother looking too deep into it

No we can understand the way he looks sure we cant understand anything he does

No one could watch the Wicker Man remake and see Nic Cage as anything other than Nyarlathotep in the flesh.

That is... surprisingly accurate.

Alex Jones?

LOOL

@@luwubert3251 "Alex Jones?" no, darude - sandstorm

What's your profile pic

apparently in some countries the movie was released in all black and white except magenta, which i think is a cool concept (not sure if its true tho)

@@Zombiesfromjupiter you might be thinking of an older adaptation?

​@@ZombiesfromjupiterI'm pretty sure that was the older one he talked about! He said it's more faithful to the bool but not as entertaining 😊

Also surprised you didn't mention Tommy Chong considering you like weed. I felt like he was a cool addition to the film

That is a good theory. I thought of it being the opposite, with him starting to lose his grip on himself and his reality, but I like yours better.

I think he would've played that great, if not for Nicholson I could 100% see him in that role

Imagine if Keanu Reaves played Jack Torrence in The Shining.

it would either be great or the worst movie ever probly the worst ever

OmegaShibe that would be awsome

I would love to see that! But he could never be better than Nicholson. And his name is Torrance.

I couldn't help but feel he was jerking off some male alpacas...

"I'm a farmer daddy!"

That sounded dirty but I couldn't help but laugh, too 😂

press 4 for a nice one

That scene was sooo weird

No it's Nic Cage: Oh ho ho ho~

Now everybody just follow me, cause we need a little controversy. Cause it'd feel so empty without me

Omg I absolutely totally agree!!!💯👌🏾💯

Please don’t give film makers ideas

@@hopepapernacky Coraline would be genuinely be way more creepy in live action though. Real people with button eyes? Yikes. In other words, if they do it right with good CGI I really don't see an issue. If they don't, well, we don't really have to watch it to know it's bad these days, so no big deal, we'll always have the original. That's kind of my attitude with the Disney remakes too- most of them suck so I just ignore them. I get the joke btw just thought this was a good chance for a little rant, hope you don't mind! :)

Beth the Dark Mage fun fact: coralline was actually gonna be a live action movie but they were concerned about how bad the cgi would look so they changed it to stop motion.

@@rhodopisdenile8977 plus (i think anyway) its fantastic as a stop motion animation, it makes it feel a lot more grounded in reality when everything is little physical props and having special effects to make them synergize. it makes it feel more alive and tangible somehow i'd personally be ok with a live action adaptation of the book, but i think the animated film does the book enough justice already to not really warrant another stab at it yknow?

Jay the SmallMellow five nights at nick cage’s

Za Warudo ...no EDIT: wait is THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

Steven Diamond yare yare

Za Warudo Ok, masta! Let’s kill de ho! *BEEEEEEEEETCH*

@@CrowCrojoINTJ lol

What’s new, pussycat?

“The n-word”-H.P. lovercraft

@@user-wy5rs2zj6u I think people don't talk nearly enough about Lovecraft's growth over the course of his tragically short life. In one of his letters, he basically says that he was embarrassed at the views he held when he was younger. He was disappointed with The Shadow Over Innsmouth, thinking that its themes were a return to views he no longer held. He started out heavily xenophobic and racist, but that isn't how he was at the end.

@@impartialthrone2097 those were mainly abt people like the Irish or Jews, he still viewed black people has inferior

@@impartialthrone2097 A lot of it was also, as with most fucked up people, caused or at least helped along by his mother. She I think wished he had been a girl and made him keep his hair long, and constantly told him he was hideous so shouldn't go outside as people would be scared of his disgusting face. He was very xenophobic and racist, but he was just generally scared of people as well, he didn't really like to go outside. But there was a lot of contradiction about him as well, for example his wife was Jewish, and 1 of his cousins I think it was that he was very close with was gay, which he knew about but still was his friend. Theres also the fact though that his fear of others is what helped him write these stories, as they are essentially his fears basically everything outside his home, and more so things further afield he knew nothing of. Yes it doesn't in any way excuse how racist he was, like racist to the point that even people of the times thought he was extreme, but without being fucked up like he was we likely wouldn't have gotten these stories.

@@Barnesofthenorth sadly these days we as a society get to choose who gets a pass for what they done. And seeing Lovecraft was a white male it means he needs to be cancelled even thoguh he is dead lol. I have seen people boycott lovecrafts work after finding out he was racist. They went from lovecraft is my fav author too its all ramblings of a racist. You could tell me he was a pedophile rapist racist and i would still read his shit lmao, somehow in society we have decided that ones character has to be reflected on the art they make and said art has to be punished as if it is the person itself.

Is it really that bad?

@@HighGuy69 not really but it's hard to understand what's what

@@tungsten-726 shit dude... That's gotta suck really bad Edit: i just re-read my comment and I'm sorry if it seemed like i was being an ass about it... Didn't mean it

At least we can confirm it's accurate then

@@HighGuy69 nah man it's fine I didn't see it like that

What are you talking about. Nic Cage is the otherworldly lovecraftian horror. After the Color saw Nic snogging his wife/son-spider it noped the hell outta there.

Which is funny 'cus Lovecraft's protagonists are usually well educated, gentlemanly scholars whereas Nathan is more of a simple man, so a bit of an antithesis to Lovecraft protagonists.

Same.. I literally turned my wife down for a quickie because I was so distraught (I was watching it alone when she came home).

Reject wife. Focus on nick cage. Life good...

Hold up.

God damn it, dutch. The KZfaq recommendations are drunk again!

i did a review on this too but this is much better

@@eldritchmess7818 *cough* *cough* I'm dying of cringe Dutch *cough* *cough*

13:32

Night of the Living Dead, which was made in 1968. The black guy makes it to the end but is then killed mistakenly as he looks out of a window. Black guys dying first was typical of 80s slasher films, but not really typical for other films.

@@My-Name-Isnt-Important No he was actualy turned in to zombie because the house got overrun. Only who survived was that woman because she runned out.

@@My-Name-Isnt-Important And one white guy survived till the end but he was shot by that woman for revenge

@@My-Name-Isnt-Important >:(

@@kamikazoo6599 I believe you're thinking of the remake from the 90s with Tony Todd. In the 1968 Night of the Living Dead, he makes it to the end and comes out of the basement, but peers out a window and a guy assumes he is a zombie and shoots him.

It’s what I call Taco Bell restrooms

@@ZimothydaAlien wait, the blasted heath is super dry ash, I'd expect wetness from a Taco Bell restroom. I can't even begin to wrap my brain around that concept, it's enough to drive a man mad.

Well Magenta doesn't exist on the light spectrum. It's our brain trying to connect purple to red on the color wheel.

@@rosenoel that’s cool af. Thanks for that cool fact

@@rosenoel this is why magenta was chosen for the film

Magenta... is a fucked color... and thats amazing

@@rosenoel Same with brown, but, well, brown is kinda boring.

Nicholas Cage is step daddy.

Aaron Knox if he was your real step papi then you’d know how to spell his name >~>

"more crazier"

He excels in these movies lmfao

Maui Caui sorry it’s that English isn’t my first language

Wow I did not expect you.

Hi

I noticed this comment before Elvis did. I just didn’t comment because I don’t really care about thafnine

@@yukkuri9144 ouch ^

yaboilogan ok

Sounds like Steel Ball Rin

That sounds like the best movie ever

I second that

I thought that was a joke but that sounds hilarious

Mmyr8ad O. Pretty much

I was waiting for it too

Who are you? An insane nic cage film Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

Xx_MEGAMATE _xX you took the words right out of my mouth. g i v e t h e m b a c k.

@@veggiestraws2081 no >:(

Xx_MEGAMATE _xX dang it

On a scale from "Con Air" to "Mandy" where are we here?

legobrik 78 and Game Over Man is god awful

@@johnross5098 I'll be sure to check that out. Does it feature instructions on how to tie a noose?

It’s a hilarocity

It's just on Netflix, not really a Netflix movie

@@riotbreaker3506 ah

I just watched a video a out how segal would full on punch people on the set. I’ll take Mr. Cage pls.

SCP C4G3

Holy shit maybe he is

Most likely a sapient cognito hazzard with unfathomable memetic effects on the population of earth

Futurama anyone

SCP-[REDACTED]- the bad but good actor

Oof I’m pretty sure 1 year after this movie he got some sexual harassment allegedly

@@calmgoodfire4662 not sexual harassment but domestic violence like really really bad domestic violence

@@lizzystar5346 no wonder he loves lovecraft

@@maxtaetle420 lmao

​@@maxtaetle420 H.P Lovecraft would never commit domestic violence, because he would never be able to convince anyone to actually start a relationship with him.

agree ! i love this video.

Watch wisecracks video on him

I don't want to be overly patronizing of Nic Cage, but he was seriously, unironically awesome in this movie. I'd never liked him in anything until this movie.

Yeah, Nick Cage is actually a pretty good actor when he’s given proper direction. He needs guidance as to when he should release the crazy, and keep it subdued. It’s rare to find a director that understands this, it’s even rarer to find one who can do it properly.

@@jacklandismusic He’s great in Mandy.

And how paradoxical one man can be.

I love lovecraft's work. However the fact that it has become controversial to say "Lovecraft was racist" is insane.

What are you talking about? Lovecraft was a lovely, kind man.

@@abloodcorpse3318 How has that become controversial?

@@MrCmon113 exactly my problem. It's a fact but a good amount of people get pissed off if you say it.

Lmao

Title: the font behind the slaughter

@@cla_6 Lol

Magenta is a she, not an it.

@@rickc2102 ? Why is Magenta a she?

Matus lmao

it looks like the Ghost Rider's jacket, which is ironic

Yes

He reminded me of Negan.

Much more creative than when he named his cat

Sounds like he's describing Nic Cage

Mr. Friendship Im concerned about your pfp

MarkyMo it was a family cat, it’s more than likely that Lovecraft’s father named the cat

...Not to mention, the abominable and forbidden Necronomicon.

What about Get Out?

Us

New in here?

Goddamn guys it’s a joke

@@yanan7801 Good one.

This movie wasnt bad, Richard Stanley is a genius

Lieutenant BaconWaffles wasn’t Christopher walken in that awful transformers movie that was shot in like. 3 different framing styles and pieced all together by a manic crack addict

@@kyloren1301 I think you meant Jon Voight

@@nivor9 oh no shit. looked it up it was Anthony Hopkins

@@kyloren1301 Oh shit, I didn't even know he was in one. A waste of a terrific actor.

So the alien is the government

@@caleblewis8169 😳

Idk, scientists have said that aliens would look pretty similar to humans. It depends on where they live, I it's a planet very similar to ours I'd say they would be pretty similar to us. A planet not like ours though would probably contain much different lifeforms.

"Or all three" This.

i want him as the dude from the prequel who cuts off people's penises to make them beautiful i don't remember the name

@@juliashirokova8374 Ed Gluskin. Nic Cage would be a great actor for Gluskin as well.

Nicolas Cage should be the Wallrider

@@darrelsam419 oh thanks

His freak out in Mandy is at first glance another Nic Cage freakout, but it matches the movie perfectly!!

I'm pretty sure that most drivers can relate to the car freakout... cars bring out the worst in people haha

I’ve been in a situation like that before. The helplessness really drove me to petulant rage. Lots of screaming, hitting the dash…not one of my prouder moments lol

The uh, car, is not happening

So u love nic cage movies

Crash Schwarzenegger so all of them?

My favorite Nicolas cage movie is when he goes really crazy is either the wicker man or face/off either one of those movies

Sure, only in movies

Bad liuetenant was great.

nice one)) i love lovecraft) spend years during school reading every night!))

Eat them

It was so goofy, we're they made of butter?

The fact they even slightly pulled it off, and with so much style, is very impressive.

I felt like Annihilation, while not directly an adaptation, but clearly pulls some inspiration from Color Out Of Space, was a more subdued and better executed horror. I feel like Color Out of Space (the movie) could have been better...without Nic Cage. I couldn’t take him seriously for even one second.

I was also super happy with this adaptation. Nick Cage has his quirks, the story has its quirks, this adaptation isn't 100% perfect, but everything came together in a way that captured the feel and enough enjoyment. I couldn't ask for much more.

I think they're doing one of the Dunwich Horror next, Stanley has said he plans to do a trilogy

Yes! Thank you! Best lovecraft film adaptation tho: Call of Cthulhu (2005 version). I actually saw it when it was a student film release at UCSB

Bro THANK YOU!!! I was like wtf elvis?!?!

As in Cheech and Chong?

@@conlooka9356 Correct sir

Exactly what im thinking. He said he smoked weed and doesnt even acknowledge who hippie guy is. What a shame.

Shame, Elvis. Shame.

It's all coming together

I straight up rewatched The Thing after seeing this film. Both awesome movies

The Thing is Lovecraftian Horror, you mongoloid.

Ah crap, no I have to rewatch it just to see this happen.

Is he immortal? Bc with normal aging he'd be fckn old

Madenique van Wyk when I hear that I thought that he was talking about a clone

rogue*

Madenique van Wyk Within strange aeons even death may die

😎

Honestly, he'll probably make it better

If they are making a fnaf movie, might as well have nick cage in it

He better be singing hokey pokey while beating the shit out of the animatronics

@@legobrik I can already vividly see that playing out in my head already

What is the movie named doe

I am still curious as to what they're gonna do for the actual Lavinia in The Dunwich Horror adaptation because I can see people trying to correlate the two characters. Maybe they won't have any correlation at all, who knows.

social wizard *Aah, well met Ashen One.*

We are made men by the blood

So he's aware of the many dangers of the old blood.

@@fernandosegovia8806 Kos Or some say K O S M

@@wesleygaray2666 Undone, by the blood. Our eyes are yet to open. Fear the old blood.

Joseph Perez we were waking in the French quarter and they were filming a movie of his (that apparently never ended up getting released). After they finished the scene he was eating lunch and then waved to him when he looked up. If that helps clarify

Hana Phelps i wasn’t. I was on a field trip in the French Quarter where they were filming

*GAY

I DON'T LIKE THEM PUTTING THE COLORS FROM SPACE IN THE WELL, TURNIN' THE LLAMAS *_GAY!_*

Ik it’s a mere and all, but atrosine is a real thing, and it actually turns frogs gay. There was a study that proved it to be true.

Wasn't that jacket something like the jacket of Ghost Rider 1, when he was in the daredevil persona?

Honestly, he is a great actor. It's just that he's usually in mediocre movies. Partly it's because Nic is hurting for cash, having made some crazy purchases in his day, and also because he just likes keeping himself working. He has an odd view of acting, but I feel like it's in the same way some painters view their own art. In short, he is definitely an oddity, but I respect him.

He does have an Oscar for best actor

HIGHly cool, i remember the old ghost rider movie, it was GROUNDbreaking ! Ok im out

Agents of shield, which takes place in the MCU, features the Robbie Reyes of ghost rider, so I’m not sure whether Feige would want to introduce another ghost rider.

wait ghost rider on mcu

Hello there

@@zherean42069 Ghost Rider is from Marvel, and if don't know he side with Thanos as his right hand after using his Penance Stare on him and having no effect...

I mean it is a very popular Lovecraft story, probably ranked up their alongside Call of Cthuhlu and At the Mountains of Madness, so it'd make since for people to want to adapt the popular stuff.