Dead💀💀💀

😂 🤣 😅 🤣 😂

I peed 😂 🤣 😅

That joke was one of the best.

Never were truer words spoken

Fake news on TV

That's a joke aimed at Trump! You do get it right?

Or Fox "News"

4 more years

I would vote for JC

😊

like hes killing the country?

Isn’t it wonderful to have someone in office with enough humor and humility to be able to take a joke aimed at himself?

@@LiLMissWooWoo its certainly not wonderful having the worst president of the last century who can barely talk, record inflation, worst border crisis in history, and on the brink of WW3

@@charlescharlemagne4907like handling Covid? Many did die

@@maryswann7623 has nothing to do with Covid which no politician can stop with mindless lockdowns. Has everything to do with the intentionally created worst border crisis in history

Dude it reminded me of Anthony jeselnik or shane gillis the way he looks to see if the joke fell flat with the audience or not. I think Colin deserves so much more then the weekend update. He's amazing!

​@@Pr0toPoTaT0agree. He's a smart funny sweet man

he's undercover

​@@overtoke for the deepstate? 🤡

@@DeborahLandau-gp2fo…….He’s a whiny little jackass like the rest of them!

Meanwhile, Mitch McConnell seen here watching the dinner in a tribute package.

I have to remember that one🤣🤣😂

Biden would have opposed American independence if he was alive then

That air slap with the last page lolll

In the audience of so many ‘incredible’ as opposed to credible Media Journalists, he’s acknowledging how much power these ‘incredible’ Journalist’s News stories have over the hearts and minds of the people, and is literally just pleading for them to be decent again.

​@alvinlee2478 So did Joe. He asked them not to take sides but report the truth.

"Stepped down from Fox news" right?

"Stepped down from Fox news" right?

The whole point of this dinner is to hit below the belt and cause some grief and shame. Which is why many presidents have never liked this dinner. Nancy Reagan HATED it.

He could have joke about how much Joe Biden looks like Maurice Chevalier? Twin brothers.

Yeah you are right

Surprising given how many jokes fell flat. He wasn’t that good

He's not very funny.

@@jujitsujew23 MAGAs have no sense of humor.

r u serious? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sleepy Don. 🤣

this was really good

that was really funny. also the pretend news jab 😂❤

@@bob-zi1ebthe Orange Man 2024 to improve economy, safer border and no war!!!

Yeah got me, too

"the Washington post would kill for those kinds of numbers!" Wapo: 🫥

Scarlet and Colin are couple goals!! They are so cute together ❤❤❤❤

They're absolutely jokes he's a comedian. Are you lost?

@@markerworld5912 no friend :) I’m awake

@@markerworld5912I think he means there’s a lot of truth behind the jokes and

I mean being married to Scarlett has to give you a certain level of "I'm winning life" confidence. Seems like a solid guy though

*like you...

You really almost died?

Yeah. I think that was hysterical laughter that came out of the closet 😂

@@1stamendmentrightsSuck much prong, 1st?

​@@1stamendmentrights what business is yours?😅

@@1stamendmentrightswhy, is he your crush?

That was his best joke.

More likely, he's at the junior prom.

THAT WAS THE BEST JOKE BY FAR. Gaetz is a predator who should be in jail- not Congress.

He saw Matt by looking at himself in a spoon! I can’t unsee that now. From a distance… he’s almost a doppelgänger. 😮

Takes one to know one. @@Black_Caucus

​@@aratosmimagine defending a kiddy diddler 😬🤮

indirectly implying its at bottom level ...aka hell

MSNBC, CNN, ABC, NBC, pick one

aaaaaand........cut to the FOX table...

@@anewmelody11 Which of those were sued a quarter BILLION $$ for LYING bozo??

​@@anewmelody11you think they're all the same? Try again.. there's lawyers to this. Fox is beneath those. Slightly under msnbc

I think it was a double diss? At the Magas for storming the Capitol and the media for their reporting?

@mariletmeris3321 That was, indeed, such a touching thread to interweave with his smart and cutting humor; a truly "decent" note of genuine humanity. 💖😉😊!

Best part

The only "pretend" news is from Fox FAKE News.

You know that's a joke on Trump right you get that right? He's making fun of Trump?!😅

Aaron Judge thought so..

True. I wonder who wrote them?

This should be the top comment. Well said

Yep. Me too on a few occasions, but many more that I noticed the crowd slow to get it. It was a pretty good performance, well delivered to a very sceptical audience.

The best of late night news ,intertainment 😂 and the best of comedy 😅

I thought the same thing, you gotta know Colin, he delivers the same...loved it

they are terrified to offend the mob of fellow cannibals. they are scared of each other

the next John Stewart

It's not a small thing, at all.

Most people with decent senses of humor and reasonable can laugh at themselves

Trump got roasted way before he was President. 🫥

Wow. No other president has ever been roasted and laughed about it. 🙄 This must be your first election cycle.

Yep, the orange maniac would have steam coming out of his butt. Oh yah.....he always does

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

At least Lara wasn't asked to sing. She can make ears bleed.

Very quick mind. Loved his lines.

Out of all of the people in the room, if those are the three you hate the most, wow.

​@@You_are_Right_ So you count "others" as one of "the three"? You MUST be a trump supporter.

@@CanItAlready no, just stating a fact.

"The Grinch had sex with a Lorax." 😂😅🎉😂😅

That was 🤌🤌🤌 😂

Farts News 👉💨

Didn’t understand that joke?

Didn’t understand that joke.

He's the worst president we have had on the last 20 years.Economy and inflation is the worst its ever been.If you care much about theater,then good for you,but he's guilty of making every American life harder every day and he couldn't care less about them.Hes created wars that have killed thousands of innocent people and he's out here laughing like everything is good.I think it's time you start evaluating you're perspective on such a horrible human being.

And also a genocide supporter

Haha " he doesn't run up them"

Then it's a good thing that Matt Gaetz WASN'T there!

His routine is an actual KEEPER. I'll be listening to it several times.

I was expecting a follow-up something about 1 less and at least I still have Che.

That was hilarious 😂

Not all dumb, just GOP voters. Broken country.

​@@jameskerr7828 The federal budget is up nearly 50% from 2019. The labor participation rate still hasn't recovered from the pandemic. Inflation over the last four years has outpaced wages. Much of our domestic and foreign policy is broken. When government fails as hard as it has the people in office deserve to be voted out. The shame is there isn't anyone better than Trump as a Republican candidate, but it was inevitable given the political motivation to bringing Trump's court cases (not saying he's innocent).

A man who wanted to Nuke a hurricane, buy Greenland and invade Venezuela. You really think Trump did a good job ? Yes, we think Americans are poorly educated and easy to manipulate - those who thinks Trump is a new Jesus. Are you for real From Europe

It just seems broken

@@grben9959 How do you expect the government to work when the Republican side doesn't want it to and people like yourself reward them with votes for doing their best to sabotage it? You mention inflation. A big source of that inflation is that the EU kneecapped itself on energy politics by taking a stand against Russia's invasion of Ukraine. That raised demand on non-Russian oil and gas, which raised the price of American oil and gas, and no president, red or blue, has the tools to do anything about that. The MAGA nonsense about drilling more does nothing to fix that problem. You mention the pandemic. How do you reckon Trump handled the pandemic? Because from where I'm sitting, the US casualties per capita were significantly higher than the best in class countries like Norway and Finland. Even common sense precautions were failed utterly. And hundreds of thousands of people died that probably didn't have to. Lastly, the political motivation to bringing Trump's court cases? What are you on about? He's been allowed to drag those out for ages. Ordinary people doing his documents stunt would've been behind bars right away. Ordinary people violating gag orders as much as Trump does would've been held in contempt and compelled to reconsider their behavior from inside a jail cell. I don't know how the RICO case or the Jan 6 case will turn out, but the hush money case looks a bit hard for him to squirm out of, and he looks so DOA in the documents case. He retained classified documents that he had no legal right to retain, he stored them unsecurely, and he has admitted this voluntarily on camera in Fox interviews. An election win or SCOTUS help seems like the only way he's going to avoid conviction in that one.

@@RachelNobodyRachel be a good MAGA 1950s housewife and go make us all lunch

​@@RachelNobody He made fun of himself get a grip on reality. 🙄

Me too. That’s something you’d never see Trump do because narcissists can’t handle hearing anything but sycophantic praise.

Definitely a good Quality. I also prefer people who like dogs.

Farts News 👉💨

Donnie Dumb, the insane corrupt criminal, would (let somebody) take notes and take revenge later.

That's why he doesn't attend.

@@goettling Trump couldn't handle this. The Malignant Narcissist has no sense of humor about himself........but he love making fun of immigrants and people with medical disorders.

Yall all haters

I'm pretty sure Trump just looked pissed off through this event when he was there

Or his writers are.

What did Wordle say?? 🤣

He roasted them so hard 😂😂😂

Turns out the Grey Lady still can't take a joke or any criticism. David Carr would have been standing up and cheering for some of those jabs.

Thank you for all you do! It is indeed an honorable profession. I know this because not once in my 50 years of living have I ever heard anyone say, "F*ck the Fire Fighters!" 😂❤❤❤

@@hootilyhootExactly hahah, Firefighters don’t have a slushy gate like police (look it up, it’s insane; the entire department knew about it and did nothing for years)

Thank you for your service.

And his mother was Chief Medical Officer of the FDNY who was a first responder during 911. A true American hero.

Ty for what you have chosen to do ❤🎉

Truth is uncomfortable.

The AI joke? Well, that's how AI is learning -- using all sorts of media created by people. Every sort of media is being harvested by AI, from print media to TV broadcasting to images to songs, you name it. So that's really uncomfortable for everyone in that room.

It's like they didn't get the memo about why they were there in the first place. You're supposed to laugh at the very funny jokes about you, news people!

​@@ricobhi It's not a unique joke. Media people joke about it every single day already.

@@denniszenanywhere I use GPT 4.0 and various versions of Claude every day, and they spit out writing that looks like it was done by a professional writer and a publishing company. I turn to it more often than search engines. Crazy times.

Sure it does. Trump used protection. Biden should be excommunicated. In any event, they are BOTH old men who have to take a position on it.

I really hope this is this coming Sat's cold open

Punks generally don't take jokes well.

There is a real chance that he ran for president after Obama made fun. of him at this dinner, out of spite.

Those that attended are not journalists but Democrat Activists calling themselves journalists..They were awarded with Pulitzer Prizes for the Russian Hoax Story and covered up the Hunter Biden LAPTOP FROM HELL story. Utube will never show my comment to you

Biden does not know where he is , not what they are saying.

Biden knew the script ahead of time , these jokes were lame... Obama took his shots with a great sense of humor , sleepy Joe is a lame duck along with these jokes

Only if RFK Jr. gets in. Jost's closing statements were like the Goodyear Blimp. All hot air!

@@retroguy9494 Can one not differentiate between humor and senserity? Catch wreck.

@@adamd8442 Do you mean to infer that Jost was only joking when he spoke about his grandfather and his support of Biden and how Jost himself feels about Biden? I can usually tell humor from sincerity. From what I heard, I saw no humor in his closing statement.

@@retroguy9494 you are stupid

Biden is actively supporting and arming a genocide but ya very decent grandpa figure . You are a literal child

SNL is the joke along with these traitors. SNL died when Gilda Radner , John Belushi , Eddie Murphy , & all the greats left. It's not funny & they deserve to be in there with the worst people on the planet

😂😂😂😂😂😂

We know your a Fed

His eyes the whole time- funniest part 👀😂

He literally went on a show called “The Roast of Donald Trump” 😂😂

Hahahaha. .... Don't you know when Trump the president he cancelled all this stupid dinner events. An event for donors and the media people. Trump did not give a F*CK about this people.

​@@Utopia878where the roasters where told not to go off the scripted jokes Drumpf has to approve of ahead of time.

@@theminoritiesreportpodcast4997 what does drumpf mean?

@@arcadiagreen150 his real family name.

You know, petulant children do not like when you make jokes about them. They… are… jokes…. Gotta laugh at something. At times, there’s no better person to laugh at than yourself.

Any of wanting an intelligent debate? KZfaq is deleting my comments so imma debate by edit

@@subscribo2059 Find us someone intelligent to debate with. You can’t seem to even put a sentence together.

Yeah Colin Jost comes across that way, and can take a joke on himself.

@javier77street straight with the insults. That's OK. You're here anyway. I believe Trump is better for the country.

@@subscribo2059 its why he loves the poorly educated.

Indeed

Wins what? Two new wars, inflation, terroist supporters on college campuses, wow

Yes, but Joe was in attendance. No decency there.

@@DV-mq5fv At least he can take a joke unlike your orange sleepy farty god king

Was Hunter there? The Biden family is just so “decent” 🙄🤡

They all stood, except the fox news croud

@@toddr2265 That's Fox "News" for ya, for sure. By the way, I admire your avatar tribute to the Tsar Vlad invaded and oppressed nation and the people of Ukraine!

yea super "decent" of them all to be wholeheartedly complicit of genocide and gaslighting anyone that rightfully challenges their narrative. Fine people on both sides in that room. This is some real 1984 ish...

@@lostagain7292 Perhaps you might study the works of Orwell, each and every one of them thoroughly before you come down with simpleton "both sides" pettifoggery? There were PLENTY more than merely two sides in that room. Yet they still feel compelled to pay homage (even if it's only lip service, or maybe "hand and feet" service with standing applause?) to the concept of decency. Why not try getting off your lazy derriere and waiting in comment threads to throw cheap shots with fragmentary half-thoughts. And you need not quote that New York City real estate conman's fragmentary half-truths to show fake disgust. It only makes you resemble that kind of inanity. And finally with you forevermore, I'm completely against the Israeli national military occupying the land and taking 10's of 1,000's of innocent Palestinian lives in one of the worst bloodbaths of this 21st century, you frivolous armchair puny pundit.

#Bidensborderbloodbath

@@arcadiagreen150 republicans shot that bill down.

@@user-mw7mv9ll8s the 99% Ukraine bill that held the border funding hostage? That one?