Donald Trump Shows Off His "Big Beautiful Hands" | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah

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6 жыл бұрын

President Trump vows to build up America's infrastructure with his "big, beautiful hands" and advances an anti-FBI conspiracy theory that fails to gain traction.
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@chrissycox7166 6 жыл бұрын

From Trevor's intro I thought I was watching a video before 2016 election. Lol his plans and actions still haven't moved forward so technically yes the same lolll

@JohnKazuma 6 жыл бұрын

i guess i was not alone. i have to exit full screen just to see when did this video got posted and look on my bottom right to see the date.

@orn1041 6 жыл бұрын

Me too. I had to stop the video for a moment to double check that I wasn't watching an old video. xD

@tarrynlea 6 жыл бұрын

Same! I also had to pause it! Why in the world is he talking about beating Hillary? Does he know she's not running again?

@Dawarlord34 6 жыл бұрын

Chrissy Cox Same here.

@kenna163 6 жыл бұрын

Tarryn Pervert Grandpa is senile.

@labibbinaslam5933 6 жыл бұрын

Only the entire world knows where those hands have been. 😂😂

@chillkroete0787 6 жыл бұрын

Nobody notice that there‘s another Trump standing in the audience?

@kennymartin5976 6 жыл бұрын

That hand bit really drives home how insecure Trump is.

@irhasgill3832 6 жыл бұрын

♪These hands were used for groping♪

@jackjones5954 6 жыл бұрын

♪and that's just what they'll do ♪ ♪one of these days these hands are gonna grope all over you♪.

@TheFLOW1978 6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Carewolf 6 жыл бұрын

♪dun dun dun dun dun dun dun...♪ ♪Let's start groping! ♪

@kingc4595 6 жыл бұрын

HELLO hellooo wow that's what I was saying...lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kawaiipusheenlovexoxo5352 6 жыл бұрын

Trump and his big hands 🙄🙄🙄this is one sad old man who can’t move on!!

@marozasulaiman379 6 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised that Rudi still have his jobs. He's survive longer than scaramucci

@SpaceForceCommander 6 жыл бұрын

When you brag about groping women, don’t point out Exhibit A...

@deathking1019 6 жыл бұрын

hold on at 1:21 in the picture of trump is there a trump standing behind trump i’m so confused

@saschameyer4263 6 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, you're right

@wendygoodman333 6 жыл бұрын

I thought so too. Lol

@deathking1019 6 жыл бұрын

Steve Jarvis yeah but this what happens when you clone a brother and sister together that are both nazis and accidentally drop a cheeto in the mix

@christopherg2347 6 жыл бұрын

I did not even notice it until you pointed it out. God what kind of conspiracy theroeies we could spin for the rigthwing out of that! And being them, they would have to believe it too!

@emanbenshaban7863 6 жыл бұрын

Right??? I thought no one noticed so I scrolled down the comment s

@jorgendahl5024 6 жыл бұрын

Gracias Dios he didn't whip out the other thing that was called small. To his little hands it seems YUGE!

@feebeedoc78 6 жыл бұрын

Why is he still rallying and campaigning? There should be accountability as to what he does with his time and your tax dollars. It's so corrupt and depressing.

@gamingrex2930 6 жыл бұрын

His ego is infinite, it will be fed even at the cost of his country.

@darkrufio 6 жыл бұрын

Personally, i would say it is money well spent. We are better off when he's playing politics in some random arena than actually ''ruling'' the country in Washington.

@feebeedoc78 6 жыл бұрын

No gods, no masters! Hmm. Fair point.

@feebeedoc78 6 жыл бұрын

Rob Blokdijk I'm not American.

@abdiosman5147 6 жыл бұрын

Insecure President 🙈

@sayankumardas2911 6 жыл бұрын

He was bout to squeeze something 😂😂😂

@kadburys4802 6 жыл бұрын

who doesn't love trevor

@annabellavetra 6 жыл бұрын

a lot of people

@unevilGenius 6 жыл бұрын

e.g. republican truth haters

@unevilGenius 6 жыл бұрын

vig shash and what is a fake guy/character/life? A robot? A reptiloid? Three cats balancing on top of each other wearing a coat?

@unevilGenius 6 жыл бұрын

They are biased and with one viewpoint on the current administration in the same way you are biased against cancer. Some things are objectively bad.

@NewMessage 6 жыл бұрын

Nothing says 'I won legitimately' like still campaigning - and calling it that yourself, mind you - over a year after you won.

@helentereseparks2740 6 жыл бұрын

New Message his winning was by an archaic electoral college system. He lost the popular vote by more than three million.

@misterjoerg8086 6 жыл бұрын

Would the real Infiltrator please stand up please stand up.

@starbreaker_zed 6 жыл бұрын

...and thats how you play Hands-y-hands!

@ShadabGhafar 6 жыл бұрын

Look at those big beautiful PANTS.. Hands hahahaha

@Keepinitreal61 6 жыл бұрын

If nobody calls it what he's says. What would happen. Ignoring his "words" or "spin" would put out the fire before it spreads. Think about it people.

@janebrand5217 6 жыл бұрын

I feel like Trevor's very existence right now is to come for trump every single time 😂😂 and i'm here for it... lol

@tiredfoot2430 6 жыл бұрын

of course Giuliani can speak the truth - Trump's supporters do not pay attention to the news, to facts, to the issues . . . so Giulani is just verifying the strategy to people who already see through the strategy.

@linacscl 6 жыл бұрын

Trevor, I've laugh sooo much!! You rock, man!!

@mohdmohtashim9841 6 жыл бұрын

Every time little Donny speaks, I am like ... Akhhhhh😕

@mohdmohtashim9841 6 жыл бұрын

vig shah mehhhh

@ellenmcbride58 6 жыл бұрын

Mohd Mohtashim . How is he still in office. I feel sorry for your country. “The Ugly American” should be required reading for every 10th grade student.

@muntasifsusmit 6 жыл бұрын

0:40 look behind Trump,the red shirt man doing 0 😰😰.. its funny 😂

@tristanmoller9498 6 жыл бұрын

Honestly on who’s side is Giuliany?

@warrust 6 жыл бұрын

he's the actual spy Trump put into his team to sabotage from within

@davidmccreadie6449 6 жыл бұрын

What a disaster! Republicans should just get together and crowd-fund for a real lawyer for POTUS. The guy clearly can't afford one.

@jurastakaune1423 6 жыл бұрын

His own, as always has been...

@Alexalini 6 жыл бұрын

Oh dear...

@vazak11 6 жыл бұрын

Useful coverage!

@John_C_J 6 жыл бұрын

I see they replaced the "blacks for Trump" T-shirt guy with a black woman. What else is new?

@MTMF.london 6 жыл бұрын

How much did she get paid?

@TheHua89 6 жыл бұрын

Good eye. I noticed that too. I can't stand to look at him sounds crowd watch instead

@jaredng3804 6 жыл бұрын

Hey hey hey, there's nothing wrong with calling an FBI a spy, even if you're the only one who's doing so... Kms who am I kidding HAHAHA

@69bumbaclat 6 жыл бұрын

He lies to his supporters face, those are tiny hands

@sampraneeth6412 6 жыл бұрын

"GET THESE HANDS" 💪

@xspotbox4400 6 жыл бұрын

This hands will never get tired working for you.

@blt4life112 6 жыл бұрын

That guy in the red behind him didn't look convinced.

@ArutaretiI 6 жыл бұрын

1:17 wait, is there another Trump behind Trump in the picture?

@fomoran 6 жыл бұрын

Thats how we play 'handy hands' gazorpazorpian in disguise...

@kiranbahadar1220 6 жыл бұрын

I'm just wondering when is that wall going to be built, the one the Mexicans are going to pay for? 😂😂

@danielafigueiredo6029 6 жыл бұрын

Remind me. How did a narcissistic, childish, egocentric tv personality get to be president?

@MrAlittleofeverythin 6 жыл бұрын

I'd like to believe that they voted for him bc he was the lesser of two evils and then vote for a new guy next election

@Willskull 6 жыл бұрын

Simple, he's white, "rich" and republican, wich means A LOT in America, above the law even...

@epsilonborealis 6 жыл бұрын

Putin made it happen. Without the Russian assault on your democracy Trump would never become president.

@DiscordBeing 6 жыл бұрын

Because America is full of fucking morons who need to be deprogrammed or just killed.

@ShirokiMaki 6 жыл бұрын

Because the merits of democracy hinges on the presumption that there should be more brained humans than there are stupids in society. Now though...

@yonawurzburger5327 6 жыл бұрын

America i dont feel so well

@eirajsharar2199 6 жыл бұрын

Comom Walll!....lol

@montyheath801 6 жыл бұрын

Liegate. Not Spygate.

@Soul.Connect 6 жыл бұрын

What is going on.....!?!? 🙌🏼

@talkingthunder5042 6 жыл бұрын

Cicero had nice hands.....

@Xenophage100 6 жыл бұрын

"I got a rumbling in my tummy that only hands can satisfy." - Carl the Llama

@1pauljs 6 жыл бұрын

that was spectacular

@traxxdino4227 6 жыл бұрын

I'm calling it BS-gate!

@venompheonix 6 жыл бұрын

Hello!

@AM-fb3cf 6 жыл бұрын

Is Trump seriously still trying to convince everyone that he has big hands?!

@vsparkes3740 6 жыл бұрын

Operation stormy Daniels Making attorneys get attorneys get attorneys Magaga hahaha

@kokofleming8833 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, thanks for the Americans finale spoiler, Trevor ☹️

@SanctreMalleus 6 жыл бұрын

HANDS!!! (Zombie moan)

@ouassilhamdaoui9252 5 жыл бұрын

0:33 is that sherif donald's long lost twin brother

@allyp6289 6 жыл бұрын

How did this guy become the President of AMERICA, and STILL IS?

@kingsmasher96og 6 жыл бұрын

I recently started watching House of Cards. Dude, this feels like i'm watching a cheaper version of House of Cards.. 😂😂😂

@neerajdani4156 6 жыл бұрын

Same political strategy is a global phenomenon....ex: elections in France, UK (brexit), Italy, India, etc.

@impowered9864 6 жыл бұрын

Do one on Cyril Ramaphosa

@andrewdrezga4898 6 жыл бұрын

Look at these hands......plus photobomb....can you imagine...

@stevenboelke6661 6 жыл бұрын

Y'all remember that we just say Trump has tiny hands because we already knew he'd be really insecure about it because he's petty, not becaise anyone thinks he has small hands?

@maxheadroom3839 6 жыл бұрын

I'm doing a gesture with my little hand can you guess what it is.

@rabbitbobo4131 6 жыл бұрын

Campaign? He won the bloody thing and he is complaining what? he whats to over throw him self? I mean i would support that.. and people are still thinking that this is a thing? good for them.. that is why the pay check never rise.. they are all stuck in a bloody time loop.

@petergriffin3737 6 жыл бұрын

Everytime he shows his hands, an angel loses it's wings.

@One3six9 6 жыл бұрын

Peter Griffin for the win guys, the best comment on KZfaq yet, lol. Am laughing hard at this.

@marc-andrelachapelle5707 6 жыл бұрын

I look the world, then watch usa comedy. I thx usa for their president troll.

@foreverswish 6 жыл бұрын

Somebody toucha my spygate!

@dtsdigitalden5023 6 жыл бұрын

I figured he'd had his _hair_ lengthened. But has cosmetic surgery advanced to the point of hand-implants too? Seriously, those look real!

@mikejohnstonbob935 6 жыл бұрын

would the real slim shady please stand up? *stands up*

@NDBit 6 жыл бұрын

Why was this uploaded today?

@pancon9947 5 жыл бұрын

one guy raises hand

@ousmanedembele7552 6 жыл бұрын

*what are thooooooose??*

@GlobalPenguin2012 6 жыл бұрын

The crowd seems to be mocking Trump rather than cheering him on.

@adamtzsch 6 жыл бұрын

What a nauseating individual.

@Jeffcrocodile 6 жыл бұрын

the frontier between a good laugh about this and the horror of how the US people is being manipulated and how easy they are manipulatable is really thin. Scary times

@annaakdemir245 6 жыл бұрын

Loooool look at that blonde girl in the back at 1:33

@cyrile.6754 6 жыл бұрын

I think the president is in cohort with the comedians - how else do you explain his consistent supply of content to these guys. 🤣🤣🤣

@patsysadowski1546 6 жыл бұрын

FFS America!

@hendrickparks7326 6 жыл бұрын

im also sorry because not all VETS support Trump. Only the ones like his Chief of Staff.

@colmax2023 6 жыл бұрын

i miss John Stewart

@Trickshot72 6 жыл бұрын

He was spied on for his own protection?. Now that actually is funny.

@Joe-xo4yg 6 жыл бұрын

0:41 😳 🤣🤣🤣🤪😜🤣😂😅🤣😂🤣😂☺️😂🤣😂☺️😂☺️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣☺️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 drumpf told a joke a good one 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😅🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😵

@freaker126 6 жыл бұрын

anybody else hate the way trump talk? :p

@arans5526 6 жыл бұрын

I just can't *handle* Donald Trump, I heard his favourite film is *fist* of fury. Although i must *hand* it to him, *hands* down he has been the *handiest* president. On the other *hand* he can get out of *hand* , especially when he has too much time on his *hands* and he feels like tweeting. He certainly had the upper *hand* against Killary Clinton... (I'm sorry) xD ✋🖖🤘🤙👍🤚👐🙏

@z2yn 6 жыл бұрын

Aran S very creative, I got *hand* that to you 🤔

@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 6 жыл бұрын

Aran S *Hands* down Best comment

@huepix 6 жыл бұрын

It's not spygate. It's Russian investor Gate

@Viktorlofv 6 жыл бұрын

would the real slim shady?

@stanlim9182 6 жыл бұрын

I'm still alive

@lemonypasta 6 жыл бұрын

American! Ishhhhhhh do something.

@wulfsaga2 6 жыл бұрын

Oh look! Someone that looks like Ivanka!

@VJKBorahae 6 жыл бұрын

Trump is doing a Jedi mind trick on the American people😂

@baldermyhr6949 6 жыл бұрын

Spygate thats funny since in Norwegian it means pukestreet

@stephenadonis3953 6 жыл бұрын

who knows Trump sounds funny 😂😂😂

@Omnisecs 6 жыл бұрын

If this was in Britain he would have been booed =P

@BexREB 6 жыл бұрын

Omnisec there would be chants like at a match

@petegromov9037 6 жыл бұрын

Trump2020 - Building the Swamp since 2017.

@salimosman8188 6 жыл бұрын

🎶Dirty deeds done dirt cheap🎶....see potus..👍

@marksullivan2230 6 жыл бұрын

Poor Donald ... I am so worried ... Cohen is gone ... Roseanne is gone ... so many enemies ... now just his Foxy Friends left ... I hope Hannity gives him a warm hug tonight ....

@derrickstorm6976 6 жыл бұрын

LSSC has vacation again -.-

@markhackett2302 6 жыл бұрын

Compared to trump, that bloke in the crowd has big hands. Even with perspective making the image smaller, they're still bigger than trump's hands IMO.