ate too much, now tummy hurt (also if i see any comments going "you're doing WHAT clean??!!!" im going to lose it)
@radustana4 ай бұрын
you're doing WHAT clean??!!!
@RangeCMYK4 ай бұрын
You're doing *WHAT* clean??!!!
@badwithusernames32384 ай бұрын
you're doing WHAT clean??!!!
@ItsRainningOutside4 ай бұрын
you're doing WHAT clean??!!!
@ogiesandwich63744 ай бұрын
you're doing WHAT clean??!!!
@thexdfacedgamer23064 ай бұрын
*_That one friend immediately after they stop being sick:_*
@MrAeral4 ай бұрын
Oh yeah, this is me
@Majistik4 ай бұрын
Me too
@DrewTheRotund4 ай бұрын
Eating gift cards is probably why most protogens are dummy thicc.
@AaronLycan-eb4xw4 ай бұрын
😂lol
@DeepSpaceIndustriesLOL4 ай бұрын
:3
@Alakazeno4 ай бұрын
*You're goddamn right.*
@DRAMAnSkribblio3 ай бұрын
I wouldn't know
@Swordofswordom4 ай бұрын
"Your gift card is now empty, want me to dispose of that for you? 🙂" "No thanks, give it here I got this **crunch crunch crunch** "
@Ezoc4 ай бұрын
I once had an addiction to dry spaghetti sticks. We all have our issues
@rezerasaltaccount8614 ай бұрын
uncooked spaghetti is the best
@dragong33k4 ай бұрын
dry pasta is good and C R O N C H Y
@youkofoxy4 ай бұрын
dude... did you put them on the fire? Because that is the poor man marshmallow.
@Ezoc4 ай бұрын
@@youkofoxy once I used to use them as roasting sticks for mini marshmallows over a gas fire... Yes I was stupid.
@K3LP_STUDIØS4 ай бұрын
i have addictions to furry videos, please help, i can't stop searching for them
@ogiesandwich63744 ай бұрын
Purp hasing a little certified luncheon with the unused gift cards. There goes $50 [plus tax] for the Amazon gift card.
@Davtwan4 ай бұрын
“Yes, can I pay for my order from Applebee‘s with my Purple? I think there’s still some money left on it.”
@Dallas_SilverStar764 ай бұрын
Uh oh, Purple has gotten a Microplastic addiction
@genericpurpleprotogen14 ай бұрын
no I have a MACRO plastic addiction
@Dallas_SilverStar764 ай бұрын
@@genericpurpleprotogen1 fair enough
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
Wtf is on your profile picture bro
@Dallas_SilverStar764 ай бұрын
@@Maksenix my character
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
@@Dallas_SilverStar76 i have a bad day so UGLY
@jasperfox68214 ай бұрын
I love this guy, the obnoxiously loud shouting american Protogen, I find that hyperactiveness in your videos to be so hilarious 😂
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
STOP!!!..... _furries are bad_
@DarkoWolfo4 ай бұрын
you're doing WHAT clean??!!!
@JunoTheProtogen4 ай бұрын
💀
@MrPurple_cat4 ай бұрын
Awesome, I have like 509 in storage. TAKE THEM ALL!!
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
Do not do that
@DustyGamma4 ай бұрын
Hazzah, the loud screamy purple toaster has returned! ...Why does my toast taste like melted plastic?
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
Because is from hina
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
China*
@sarahts214 ай бұрын
So if we attach a gift card to a bit of string we can get you running up and down the hallway like my cat does after the feather-on-a-stick?
@genericpurpleprotogen14 ай бұрын
no? maybe.....
@sarahts214 ай бұрын
@@genericpurpleprotogen1 Good enough for me *goes to get some string*
@Sw1ftTheProtogen4 ай бұрын
hey purple! look what i got you!! its a $50 applebees gift card! :o you favourite!
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
Perpetum mobile
@ItsRainningOutside4 ай бұрын
Generic purple protogen is best protogen
@JunoTheProtogen4 ай бұрын
👍👍👍👍👍
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
Sorry I accydently like the coment make by shit
@Zeppelins7394 ай бұрын
Not what I thought that was going to be but I also should’ve looked at the thumbnail closer
@furryoliver_4 ай бұрын
Those gifts cards looks pretty delicious tbh and they still are, I got a lot of them actually :3 Apart of that have a nice and wonderful day ^w^❤
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
Why you use :3 and ^w^ 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
@furryoliver_4 ай бұрын
I use this :3 and this ^w^ to show my emotions but without emojis, but there are many other reasons I use this hehehe ye ^w^
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
@@furryoliver_ i know but you can use C: :D and ^v^ or something these looks less furry
@furryoliver_4 ай бұрын
@@Maksenix I know but id want less I want more bc I'm a furry and I prefer use this ^w^, :3, OwO, UwU and even more
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
@@furryoliver_ im not blind bro i see you are furry but STOP is cringe i dont want to be agresive
@gnarpr4 ай бұрын
I WILL STOPP COMINGNG INSIDEDE MY HOME
@TheTrueKingofDRAGONS1004 ай бұрын
Here you go 10,000 gift cards of each kind
@partyr0cker3644 ай бұрын
i mean... for a protogen, this is a improvement.
@TheWetMouse4 ай бұрын
Same..
@limester-mi2tc4 ай бұрын
at least you don't eat tables like me (addicted)
@DRAMAnSkribblio3 ай бұрын
as a person with Pica I find this extremely relatable and am glad to know I'm not alone
@vilmoswinkler30504 ай бұрын
this is just me but with wasabi instead of gift cards.
@Pitbullmosaic622 ай бұрын
Its kinda like he was gonna really come clean about something but then he chickened out
@NightRain-NDF4 ай бұрын
Steals a pile of random gift cards. Then mails them to Purple.
@pidan0114 ай бұрын
its not addiction, its dedication
@el_oofo51324 ай бұрын
Purple: “Geez Grape, this is worse than that time I had to fess up to the nation” Also I love how this video is the only one that doesn’t get to that specific part of the coconut mall outro. It just ends abruptly
@BRAINHURTIE4 ай бұрын
He came back stronger
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
He haves Mental sicknes
@Menamphetamine4 ай бұрын
ONE SECOND OF PIZZA TOWER MUSIC SPOTTED, RELEASE THE FANS
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
Fans of pizza tower of fans of this stupid creatures called furries
@themightyampharos62354 ай бұрын
Aggression maxed.
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
Ok, but to whom?
@randomrotom3744 ай бұрын
Well that was... uncalled for XD
@Number_1_changed_addict4 ай бұрын
Your doing WHAT clean!?
@user-si9cv5gi6h4 ай бұрын
Day two of asking if Astro warrior anthem is a 40k song
@Protogen-Doof4 ай бұрын
What gift card flavor do you like?
@K0rimizu4 ай бұрын
a p p l b e e
@Dr.delirium_4 ай бұрын
Ive got some. There's no money on them anymore tho
@filename99974 ай бұрын
SCANDALOUS!
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
Skandal is being a furry
@Maxstanlyee4 ай бұрын
Look there’s a stack of Applebee gift cards on that tree stuff over there suspiciously right above a pressure plate. You should go get them.
@4whoops4 ай бұрын
it just came 10 seconds ago lol also love your videos
@KhakiCap4 ай бұрын
My country recently had sand falling here, flying over from Sahara. My throat and voice suffered for a long while
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
Instead of greetings, I'm sending you fucks from Poland
@@genericpurpleprotogen1 tbh Cex gift cards would be best for a protogen-
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
did I see a ushanka on your head in your profile picture, because if so, as a guy with such a hat, you should be disposed of for writing things supporting furries
@evehavican73314 ай бұрын
omg thats perfect since i always save my gift cards for no reason *gives box of cards*
@MrCool240-wd4ly4 ай бұрын
I’m going to hide my Exclusive Books card now.
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
Great idea bro From anti furry btw
@Snoapyfluff4 ай бұрын
0:18 nom noms
@alyxgraff91214 ай бұрын
No idea what will happen if you put a gift card that hasn't been activated into a toaster yet, but I guess there's a 1st time for everything. Also good luck with those computer repairs, Purple.
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
Put plastic gift card on toaster and swicth it on we guarantee an unforgettable experience
@Leopity.4 ай бұрын
*puts up sign* please do not feed the purples giftcards
@alecthedragonwhowalksontwo43764 ай бұрын
i do love this video, this is my favorite for now
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
did you know that taking God's name in vain is a sin, or more precisely, breaking God's second commandment, SO DON'T DO IT AGAIN (:
@alecthedragonwhowalksontwo43764 ай бұрын
@@Maksenix sure, i won't do it again but still, i do love this video, sorry for that, i therefor will edit my message. anyways, have a nice day further.
@itsesafgd4 ай бұрын
NOT APPLEBEES NOOOOO PLEASE I NEED MY STEAK AND MASHED POTATOES
@WerezerRoo4 ай бұрын
Oh hide my steam cards
@aquatic44254 ай бұрын
man made horrors beyond comprehension.
@benjaminluna644 ай бұрын
Sounds like you have a case of the recovery munchies. Great to hear you are well again. Don't you just hate that when one thing starts to get good, something else has to go bad?
@alijahcstafford154 ай бұрын
i love your furry suit lol im crazy to
@scbLMAO_main4 ай бұрын
lol
@user-jw8fn1iu3z4 ай бұрын
Im gonna give you a cheapest gift card for the most obscure shop i can find.
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
Finaly somebody who haves brain on this comment section!!!!!!!!
@hejunio1344 ай бұрын
*he gives him some cards* Here! Also cool and funny vid!
@ejisweird92954 ай бұрын
He finally lost it guys
@joshlyons57034 ай бұрын
What? A protogen eating gift cards and not Ram? They said it was impossible….
@zaki_fl4 ай бұрын
this is yet even more evidence that purple has actually fucking lost it lmao
@PeepDaroaster4 ай бұрын
STOP EATING MY CARDS IT TAKES HOURS TO MAKE THOSE😭😭😭
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
I think is not a long thing to get gift cards Is go to the store and buy some But I agree stop eat giftcards
@CaptArgo244 ай бұрын
i got some tims gift cards i never used that you can have
@kaioker4 ай бұрын
i never know what to expect when i click one of your videos. i am also never disappointed
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
I think it's time for disappointment, son
@radustana4 ай бұрын
I drink jet fuel.
@Sniper_the_protogen4 ай бұрын
Personally, I like thermal paste. Most people don't like the cold taste that's comparable to mint, but I like it.
@Menamphetamine4 ай бұрын
Boggle Jetfuel 🔥🔥🔥‼️
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
Good
@MyMiggle4 ай бұрын
GRILLED CHEESE
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
SCHABOWY
@pengoobell20y34 ай бұрын
Most normal vaper:
@ghOstWcOat4 ай бұрын
I don’t see the problem. I mean when we’re done with all the gift cards, we can just give it to Purple. It’s probably better for the environment anyway.
@user-km3pe3iz9x4 ай бұрын
for some reason your my favorite furry
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
Stop liking furries
@Boykisser_the_cat4 ай бұрын
Please be careful
@genericpurpleprotogen14 ай бұрын
na
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
you will choke
@Abcdasapabc4 ай бұрын
Very normal situation
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
Is nothing. You dont be on Poland
@eric_pain.4 ай бұрын
don't forgor the battery acid, ram, graphics cards, and actual batteries! (protogens are my fav flavor of furry, mostly bc s c r e e n. )
@xariusthefurry4 ай бұрын
at least its better than eating sticks of butter(i have a family member who does that)
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
Eat some Grass and toucth it
@xariusthefurry4 ай бұрын
@@Maksenixwhy? i get outside a lot
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
Is good (:
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
Stop be a furry go to drift toyota Corolla and polonez with Real mens
@xariusthefurry4 ай бұрын
@@Maksenix ok
@Avinfo7204 ай бұрын
So, thats one question about protogens done, why do they eat everything related to electronics. Now my other question is, WTF is a Mamagen and why did Rael end up getting chased by mamagens in one if his videoes
@WinterPhoenix4 ай бұрын
Okay who overcharged Purple?
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
The koke. Call the police
@RoxyFox0904 ай бұрын
I feel like thats a bad addiction but is there any Amazon cards left i can have or any game ones i can have :3
@StarFox5144 ай бұрын
Do you put sauce on the gift cards too? Or just eat them plain?
@genericpurpleprotogen14 ай бұрын
plain
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
if you don't stop eating gift cards you will get cancer
@Godsdale4 ай бұрын
Aww Your so cute I love it!
@Harvey-the-black-goo4 ай бұрын
Purple... You know wat I'm gonna say Purple your cute
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
NOOOOOOOO. Stop it ok... All furries is KIND of cute but come on is not normal. nature making human the wisest creature on earth. this time a human who wants to be like animals
@mangofoxy4 ай бұрын
I shall now cancel you for your gift card eating addiction. You need help purple
@ace_on_codm4 ай бұрын
Hi
@Charliedaduke4 ай бұрын
Hey hey hey get away from my gift cards!
@yourlocalspacekinght4 ай бұрын
i think this is beyond an adiction
@genericpurpleprotogen14 ай бұрын
IM FINE
@daredoggo4 ай бұрын
"AAAAAMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!" 😂😂😂😂
@GavinAstraWolf4 ай бұрын
Ohhh to consume cardboard!
@AAfoxfan4 ай бұрын
Me when i was 4 year old eating cardboard
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
Thats why are you furry
@SleepyPlushy4 ай бұрын
I eat gift cards too
@IICPDSEmplacement4 ай бұрын
Gift card? Id rather have a punch card
@scoop-thecringe4 ай бұрын
real
@Local_snake4 ай бұрын
You ain’t getting all my apple bees gift card
@dragong33k4 ай бұрын
i have hard drive platters, will they suffice?
@NerdyChocolateLabradoodle4 ай бұрын
Note to self: Never keep a gift card with money loaded on it in my wallet around your presence.
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
If is note to yourself whi are you post it to the all worls
@NerdyChocolateLabradoodle4 ай бұрын
@@Maksenix Because why not? Besides, I'm sure other people would rather not make that sort of mistake around Purple's presence either.
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
@@NerdyChocolateLabradoodle is yours decision
@Hatchet14 ай бұрын
I got like 5 steam cards
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
So give me it he dont need it but I want to by "i am bread"
@DeepSpaceIndustriesLOL4 ай бұрын
And people wonder why he had voice issues
@Maksenix4 ай бұрын
He have brain issues
@sleety464 ай бұрын
Hamburger
@egg-le7qb4 ай бұрын
Funny
@T533-V24 ай бұрын
I do happen to have some gift cards
@daredoggo4 ай бұрын
"AAAAAMNOMNOMNOMNOM" 😂😂😂😂
@moonglidegaming41083 ай бұрын
What- okay I guess you can have some once I use em
@bloodshard184 ай бұрын
What if i embed memory chips into it making it both a gift card and a ram card?
@AaronLycan-eb4xw4 ай бұрын
This is why u never get drunk😂 just a joke btw
@darkevoII4 ай бұрын
I think we need to stage an intervention for purple. This has gotten way too out of hand
@genericpurpleprotogen14 ай бұрын
you know what is also out of hand gift cards they should be IN my hands
@darkevoII4 ай бұрын
@@genericpurpleprotogen1 no. They should not. Bad proto. Go in the corner and think about your actions