Command and Conquer Red Alert 3 President Ackerman election ads

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jj16802 of the Helghast Army

15 жыл бұрын

All of President Ackerman's ads for his election in the Red Alert 3 storyline.

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@ccghidorah1 10 жыл бұрын

The real threat to America isn't Soviet tanks or weird anime esqsue Imperial Japan, but Spider-Man. We need pictures of him right now.

@Whitetigerking88 5 жыл бұрын

Shut Up Beecher Lol We all Know its ever racial epithet the internet will not let you say now days. (Note This Is A Joke Not Aimed At You)

@AquaFan1998 2 жыл бұрын

Spiderman is a communist agent, its as simple as that

@connorthegunlovingeek7465 2 жыл бұрын

@@AquaFan1998 why do you think he has red in his suit?

@NotDuncan 2 жыл бұрын

@@AquaFan1998 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/r9-klaeL192Vmpc.html

@AquaFan1998 2 жыл бұрын

@@NotDuncan its a goddamn joke dude lol

@ThePreciseClimber 3 жыл бұрын

J.K. Simmons is a flippin' meme machine. Red Alert 3, Portal 2, Spider-man movies, Invincible, Whiplash, etc...

@lemmingrad Жыл бұрын

And the yellow m&m

@KuueenKumi 10 ай бұрын

Farmers Insurance ads...

@shaeisgae8952 9 ай бұрын

I found out cave johnson was him a little while ago and it made so much sense immediately

@nordicfatcheese 10 жыл бұрын

I can only think of Cave Johnson with his voice! And pictures of Spiderman.

@SuperBuildsInMC 4 жыл бұрын

Abso-fucking-lutely!

@thebat735 9 жыл бұрын

You want hope? Keep dreaming. You want change? Put out your cup. You want freedom? Vote for me.

@spartanslayer9707 3 жыл бұрын

Cave Johnson, for president

@SpideyRules-pq6be 2 жыл бұрын

You want forgiveness? Get religion.

@jesusisherelookbusy Жыл бұрын

You want lemons? Make life take back the lemons! You want pictures? *GET PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!*

@PowerOf47 4 жыл бұрын

I'd vote for J Jonah Jameson, creator of Aperature Science and the best Jazz Orchestra Conductor I know.

@jbizzle4922 2 жыл бұрын

Was he rushing or was he dragging?

@pokemonfanmario7694 2 жыл бұрын

And he is surprisingly good at managing a newspaper company!

@spongeyspikes09 9 ай бұрын

And is secretly a warrior of an alien empire wanting to conquer earth for his planet's empire

@charleswatson2088 6 жыл бұрын

I voted for him. No joke. Best candidate ever.

@wargeneralbonez 3 жыл бұрын

Me Too

@wargeneralbonez 2 жыл бұрын

@@somebody700 I hope they all vote.

@anttikristian4060 2 жыл бұрын

I would vote Shillinger. ShillinGER.

@albernard8751 2 жыл бұрын

My vote casted

@Harijohn4874 4 жыл бұрын

His dialogue has aged beautifully.

@Rhovanion85 2 жыл бұрын

Because of Ukraine?

@mrmannsalt2444 Жыл бұрын

Attack dogs!

@Omnisprime 2 жыл бұрын

That weird alternate reality where Cave Johnson never poisoned himself with moon dust and ran for President.

@Consomestudios 13 жыл бұрын

that would be hilarious the guy asks whats your opinion on illegal immigration and he talks for a while the inverviewer is like "what about you Ackerman?" "Attack Dogs"

@RobotsEverywhereVideos 2 жыл бұрын

How about an ARMY OF MANTIS MEN

@laszlokiss4409 2 жыл бұрын

When you're not advancing fast enough on the front lines. Ackerman: Not quite my tempo.

@ironwoodtreeofmadness894 11 жыл бұрын

Well, if Cave Johnson says to vote for him I damn well ain't gonna say no. I don't want no lemons burning my damn house down

@gimmeyourrights8292 Жыл бұрын

Ackerman 2024!

@drixg555 3 жыл бұрын

Vote for President Omni-Man. Anything else means the total and utter demise of your planet....at his hands.

@Archy11102 11 жыл бұрын

This is even more hilarious because of the irony - Obama promised both HOPE and CHANGE, two things that mr. Howard T. Ackerman covered nicely here :D

@Nonaggress 9 жыл бұрын

Keep his tempo, if you want to live.

@GoodKevin111 2 жыл бұрын

WAS HE RUSHING OR WAS HE DRAGGING?!

@Yeen125 10 жыл бұрын

Ackerman/Johnson 2016!

@utubrGaming 4 жыл бұрын

I heard he was endorsed by the Daily Bugle!

@Miauzerz 3 жыл бұрын

2024

@thecrimsonbubbles 6 жыл бұрын

attack dogs, but what about combustible lemons that burn your house down?

@RobotsEverywhereVideos 2 жыл бұрын

How about an ARMY OF MANTIS MEN

@thecrimsonbubbles 2 жыл бұрын

@@RobotsEverywhereVideos *picks up rifle, follows yellow line*

@niknak2150 3 жыл бұрын

"I need pictures of Yuriko commander!"

@AzguardMike 3 жыл бұрын

crap.....crap....crap.... i'll give you a hundred dollars

@jesusisherelookbusy Жыл бұрын

“We is she, shy? We can get a picture of Spider-Man in a thong, surely we can picture of the Commander!”

@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 Жыл бұрын

Stanford Pines being president... Well, I guess in this timeline he took Bill's offer.

@jbizzle4922 2 жыл бұрын

He doesn't want your damn lemons, he wants pictures of Spiderman.

@Navigator87110 3 жыл бұрын

I would totally vote for Cave Johnson to be president.

@Typhoon.703_ Ай бұрын

“freedom, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, apple pie… Did I say freedom?” -President Ackerman

@leerman22 10 жыл бұрын

I don't want your damn lemons!

@JonZMovies 9 жыл бұрын

Give this man an Oscar!

@thewatcherinthecloud 2 жыл бұрын

Don't give him an Oscar. Give him the presidency of America!!

@JonZMovies 2 жыл бұрын

@@thewatcherinthecloud "Godamnit I don't want pictures of Top Secret location in Russia I want pictures of Spiderman!"

@RobotsEverywhereVideos 2 жыл бұрын

@@thewatcherinthecloud Give him combustible lemons!

@warrenlewis4349 Жыл бұрын

Nah, give him lemons.

@a.a.3291 2 жыл бұрын

Ackerman knew RA3 early game (mostly) consists of just attack dogs.

@MattTester Жыл бұрын

I don't know what I'm more ashamed of, that I bought Red Alert 3 a long time ago and I don't think I played it through or that I didn't immediately recognise this voice when I heard Cave Johnson for the first time. I knew something was going on.

@jesusisherelookbusy Жыл бұрын

“You want hope; Keep dreaming. You want change; put out your cup. You want freedom; vote for me? But you know what I want the most? *PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!!* “

@BaritoneStudios 12 жыл бұрын

Brought to you by Aperture science Political R&D

@DerVolman 3 жыл бұрын

And sponsored by the Daily Bugle

@ChristopherMB87 2 жыл бұрын

Omniman’s got my vote

@QwertySanchezSA 13 жыл бұрын

I'm Cave Johnson, we're done here.

@indoorin 11 жыл бұрын

I would totally vote for this guy.

@aptspire 13 жыл бұрын

allied weapon: combustible lemons :D

@solarsuntzu 11 жыл бұрын

When people ask about my position on illegal immigration, I have two words. Combustible lemons. No walls, no turrets, no army of mantis men, just lemons. Combustible lemons. It's time for people to learn that this freedom doesn't come for free. Vote for me. For science.

@fistfulofknowledge 13 жыл бұрын

When Nikolai and Cherdenko traveled back and time and killed Einstein they created a time paradox where Schillenger got his parole and became president.

@BroMaxIII 4 жыл бұрын

This is starting to feel like the 2020 presidential race

@MTdaBlacking 2 жыл бұрын

Pretty much. Writing political satire seems like a tough job, nowadays...

@burningsinner1132 Жыл бұрын

@@MTdaBlacking I think Babylon Bee is going to run out of bussiness real soon.

@wedmunds 8 жыл бұрын

Illegal immigration... no walls? Damn they predicted Trump!

@InfernosReaper 3 жыл бұрын

Nah, Trump tried to do walls(like had been done previously to no success). Ackerman had the right idea.

@AzguardMike 3 жыл бұрын

@@InfernosReaper id just use land mines. Or armored Dolphins

@InfernosReaper 3 жыл бұрын

@@AzguardMike the dolphins are for stopping drug trafficking submarines, but I suppose they could take out a barge or something, too.

@hawkeye5955 2 жыл бұрын

@@AzguardMike : Armored dolphins are too expensive. We already got Battle Bears.

@XxAtomic646xX 4 ай бұрын

@@InfernosReaper trumps walls were working, thats why bidumb literally removed them

@VitaliyMilonov 3 ай бұрын

Imagine this kind of humour in 2024

@Thatguy-kg3tz 2 жыл бұрын

this doesn't fell like EA it feels like valve

@XxAtomic646xX 4 ай бұрын

this is back when EA was good rip

@AllGamesAllMusicAllTime Ай бұрын

The music at the end of each ad is "Battle Hymn of the Republic".

@somechannelguy 3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: it's Cave Johnson in disguise

@Bunkerlab19 11 жыл бұрын

Hes got my vote for 2016 :)

@johnalogue9832 7 жыл бұрын

You...you had no idea....

@stepanserdyuk4589 3 жыл бұрын

-And comrade Cherdenko, what is your position on the illegal emigration? -Two words - Tesla Coils.

@jared4walsh 6 ай бұрын

Happy B-day. J.K.

@ClutchClick 12 жыл бұрын

Just dogs. ATTACK DOGS!

@ZirahPastel 2 жыл бұрын

Ah. So J Jonah Jameson's lost son is Levi Ackerman. No wonder.

@EvoSwatch 4 жыл бұрын

Ackerman 2020! Wohoo!

@sethleoric2598 3 жыл бұрын

He's got my vote

@neongenesisevangelion587 2 жыл бұрын

He has my vote for the next civil war, the next Cold War, and then subsequently thereafter the next world war that’s for damn sure!

@jj16802 15 жыл бұрын

alright, you won! you dont have to kill me for it!

@irwanimationtad 2 жыл бұрын

vote for me if you wanna live omni-man choose politics to conquer when violence doesn't work

@Kerpkoop 12 жыл бұрын

this guy rocks

@dutchdoggo 4 жыл бұрын

the only candidate we need

@taterc229 3 жыл бұрын

think VOTER THINK!

@CsyeCokTheSolly 3 жыл бұрын

He now makes people think

@jhhwild Жыл бұрын

He's got my vote! If J.K. Simmons in character as President Ackerman doesn't officially announce his candidacy I'm putting him in as a write-in candidate in the next election.

@adoo947 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine seeing this AD and knowing it's for a video game

@mobius273 2 жыл бұрын

I see where valve got the idea for cave Johnson

@pullmyfingerr 15 жыл бұрын

One Shame, with a side order of Suck it, coming right up!

@KniGhTKrawLeR9 2 ай бұрын

If Omniman gave up on conquering Earth for Viltrum and ran for president to protect it instead. Nolan Grayson for OmniPresident.

@cr0sad3r70 Жыл бұрын

"No walls, no permits, just dogs. Attack dogs."

@litigation_jackson 13 жыл бұрын

his secret weapon project: combustible lemons

@Kolt461 12 жыл бұрын

Best Superweapon ever..... Combustible Lemons...

@Lunak-89 2 жыл бұрын

You have my Vote

@CommissarMitch 4 жыл бұрын

I would vote for him

@bobbiemanueldelapena4997 4 жыл бұрын

J. Jonah Jameson, President Howard Ackerman and Airbending Master Tenzin... I tip my hat to you, JK Simmons!

@jesusisherelookbusy Жыл бұрын

“You want hope; Keep dreaming. You want change; put out your cup. You want freedom; vote for me? But you know what I want the most? *PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!!*

@ben2741 2 жыл бұрын

If Simmons ran with this personality, he’d have a good a shot at the big desk methinks

@royasturias1784 3 жыл бұрын

[0:08] Yes we can! A certain saviour of NicoNicoDouga: "Ass we can!"

@90AMason 3 жыл бұрын

Well he'd have my vote

@spacemanmonster23 Жыл бұрын

I'd vote for him!!

@thomas5585 3 жыл бұрын

Remember when this was parody?

@Bsn3c 2 жыл бұрын

When J Jonah Jameson became president

@fancychipss 4 жыл бұрын

Ackerman2020

@Nephalem2002 2 жыл бұрын

AU where Cave Johnson Survived.

@AxelXGabriel 12 жыл бұрын

He would so easily give the Lemon speech in this role :P

@ph89787 5 жыл бұрын

When did Grunkle Ford become President?

13 жыл бұрын

That's Cave Johnson :D

@Bigolcheese 2 жыл бұрын

I want what he's making for dinner

@LukeAllen23 4 жыл бұрын

Jameson 2020

@quakingpig 13 жыл бұрын

Cave Johnson for President!

@DeadManSinging1 3 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious

@TheLowBrassDude 5 жыл бұрын

President Cave Johnson

@FlowerShopGuy 13 жыл бұрын

Cave Johnson!

@peterpopovics9901 Жыл бұрын

This the guy from whiplash

@IKenSpelGud 13 жыл бұрын

I'm siding with the lemons

@blackops9operation75 3 жыл бұрын

You know what Ackerman, peace through power! Peace through power > Screw them all.

@meathead6155 4 жыл бұрын

President Ackerman, your in a computer game. Turn off the harddrive right now, the mission is over.

@Sato_Goth 3 жыл бұрын

i didn't know Cave Johnson ran for president

@arcadealchemist 2 жыл бұрын

Also BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN

@isaacschmitt4803 Жыл бұрын

I unironically want Ackerman to be the President. At least we wouldn't have to worry about the President being a wet blanket when it comes to Russian aggression. . .

@burningsinner1132 Жыл бұрын

Remember, at the end of the day Ackerman turned out to be (((Japanese))) robot.

@ClassyJackBF 2 жыл бұрын

holy shit how have I not seen these before!? Also can we pause for a moment and reflect on how amazing Tim Curry is that he's able to steal the show from J.K. Simmons...

@myriad9597 2 жыл бұрын

Most of the time they are not on screen together. It's easy to steal the show when your main competition isn't present.