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MrGakn

MrGakn

7 жыл бұрын

From seasons 1, 2 and 3.

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@RomanZolanski123
@RomanZolanski123 4 жыл бұрын
I still love “you’ll play the role of my father” “I don’t want to be your father” “perfect you already know your lines”
@ayodejifayemi3453
@ayodejifayemi3453 4 жыл бұрын
I swear 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MichaelHattem
@MichaelHattem 4 жыл бұрын
“You were out there and you weren’t looking for me!”
@cacs2201
@cacs2201 4 жыл бұрын
This one stopped being funny at the end tough...
@arirhamdar394
@arirhamdar394 4 жыл бұрын
it's brilliant
@ronnieDshman18
@ronnieDshman18 3 жыл бұрын
So fucking good
@x7universe76
@x7universe76 4 жыл бұрын
“If you mess up one more time, I’m segregating the school.”
@rojumiller665
@rojumiller665 4 жыл бұрын
x7universe best quote
@Alice-zy6gj
@Alice-zy6gj 3 жыл бұрын
Dean: *hands Annie an orange* Annie: “what is this?” Dean: “scene 4”
@ryandevlin5651
@ryandevlin5651 3 жыл бұрын
"To meet different people" "Stop calling me different!!"
@madhavdharaiya195
@madhavdharaiya195 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly one of the best episodes
@natalyamartirosyan
@natalyamartirosyan 2 жыл бұрын
one the best quotes honestly
@noahardon5208
@noahardon5208 3 жыл бұрын
Jeff Winger: “The next person that offers me charity or pity will be mentioned, by name, in my suicide note.”
@jenm1
@jenm1 3 жыл бұрын
God, Jeff has the laziest lines ever.
@arfbark
@arfbark 3 жыл бұрын
@@jenm1 yeah.. that’s kinda the point of his character
@rachnakapoor2685
@rachnakapoor2685 3 жыл бұрын
I thought they were pretty quick though
@marekb1556
@marekb1556 2 жыл бұрын
I liked "Okay, I will talk to Chang... But if you find my body, dont believe the suicide note." better
@elidamelova5664
@elidamelova5664 3 жыл бұрын
Annie: When you found out I was Jewish, you invited me to a “pool party” that turned out to be a baptism. Shirley: Well, excuse me for trying to sneak you into Heaven.
@ailleurs5404
@ailleurs5404 5 ай бұрын
What episode is this?
@juliemesser2053
@juliemesser2053 5 ай бұрын
😂😂
@psyclops973
@psyclops973 4 жыл бұрын
"The only difference between Señor Chang and Stalin is that I know who Señor Chang is." -Troy
@adamdevlin4533
@adamdevlin4533 3 жыл бұрын
et tu brute! am i using that right?
@expiredmilk5435
@expiredmilk5435 3 жыл бұрын
@@adamdevlin4533 no et tu? means you too?
@adamdevlin4533
@adamdevlin4533 3 жыл бұрын
@@expiredmilk5435 do they find thoughts in our butts?
@Greendalewitch
@Greendalewitch 10 ай бұрын
@@expiredmilk5435 "We gotta tell people!!!" *Walks out of the study room and into the middle of the library* "MINUSES ARE MADE UP"
@VinnieG-
@VinnieG- 8 ай бұрын
if chang was dictator I can actually see him being much worse xD
@jamespeeler6229
@jamespeeler6229 4 жыл бұрын
“The professor was so old…” line kills me
@joel6672
@joel6672 4 жыл бұрын
I don't understand that joke
@miraeshin8652
@miraeshin8652 4 жыл бұрын
@@joel6672 she quit the class after the lesson in setting up jokes so she only learned to set up jokes not finished them like "the professor is so old,. . . ."
@jorgeneedssleep7978
@jorgeneedssleep7978 3 жыл бұрын
Especially the way everybody leaned in to hear the punchline
@niteshprabhu6791
@niteshprabhu6791 3 жыл бұрын
I think the joke was there was no joke just the statement which sounded like a setup for the joke but was not
@mngbb11
@mngbb11 3 жыл бұрын
@@niteshprabhu6791 Yes, but as Mirae stated, beacuse she only took the class on set ups, the joke doesn't work without that vital bit of info
@guusgeluk3693
@guusgeluk3693 3 жыл бұрын
"Who are you texting all the time, everyone you know is in this room!"
@lbboardingb3356
@lbboardingb3356 3 жыл бұрын
Pierce: I don't hold grudges Jeffrey. My father held grudges, I'll always hate him for that.
@jimmy4417
@jimmy4417 3 жыл бұрын
oh i just got the joke
@chloebissada3096
@chloebissada3096 2 жыл бұрын
@@jimmy4417 It took me about 4 rewatches to get that joke
@reyy1812
@reyy1812 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@CarlosEduardo-qf5gr
@CarlosEduardo-qf5gr 4 жыл бұрын
"Fire can't go through doors, stupid, it's not a ghost" "Ghosts can't go through doors, stupid, they're not fire"
@lumine4418
@lumine4418 4 жыл бұрын
You need to check the door before you go through it
@JustSeb825825_p4ssw0rd
@JustSeb825825_p4ssw0rd 4 жыл бұрын
oh OH
@crow_7717
@crow_7717 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I love how writers leave small details for us to find
@Pedro_eqw
@Pedro_eqw 3 жыл бұрын
I don't remember that, what's the context?
@noahadams8746
@noahadams8746 3 жыл бұрын
Pedro The first line was said as a small joke, but then the second line was said a bunch of episodes later as a much delayed nod to the previous gag
@Vexe
@Vexe 5 жыл бұрын
"I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me"
@vicmartone
@vicmartone 4 жыл бұрын
It paid off so well throughout the show
@darlgearhart988
@darlgearhart988 4 жыл бұрын
I quote that all of the time lol
@divinemusa8731
@divinemusa8731 4 жыл бұрын
Me watching beast stars
@mrhanekoma86
@mrhanekoma86 4 жыл бұрын
You’re streets ahead.
@Alertacobra12
@Alertacobra12 3 жыл бұрын
- Me when I first watched Hentai
@Mbehrhshhenr
@Mbehrhshhenr 3 жыл бұрын
3:00 “Greendale’s music department is flat baroque.” Can we just take a moment to appreciate Dean?
@mattnorris7124
@mattnorris7124 3 жыл бұрын
I never picked up on this because that is not how we say baroque where I'm from.
@tonyzacker8946
@tonyzacker8946 13 күн бұрын
... now I get it!
@s29nv1sr1
@s29nv1sr1 3 жыл бұрын
I think this is extremely underrated: Abed: "College is where most mental health problems manifest" Troy: "I hope I get multiple personalities" *beat* "it gets lonely in the shower"
@giovanna5380
@giovanna5380 3 жыл бұрын
which episode is that?
@s29nv1sr1
@s29nv1sr1 3 жыл бұрын
@@giovanna5380 Unfortunately, I don't remember. I think it's in season 1 though
@chloebissada3096
@chloebissada3096 2 жыл бұрын
@@giovanna5380 It's the pottery episode in season 1
@TheSazukiultra23
@TheSazukiultra23 4 жыл бұрын
“That’s like blaming owls for how much I suck at making analogies.”
@submissivelover
@submissivelover 4 жыл бұрын
That's pretty fucking clever
@perunplague9794
@perunplague9794 4 жыл бұрын
“I know what an analogy is! It’s like a thought with another thought’s hat on it.”
@123duker
@123duker 4 жыл бұрын
@@perunplague9794 Jeff's facial reaction is absolutely perfect. He's trying to find a flaw in her analogy of what an analogy is lmao
@theshadow9238
@theshadow9238 3 жыл бұрын
That one was so funny
@atdyeam1605
@atdyeam1605 3 жыл бұрын
She really Britta'd it
@ipodbaby
@ipodbaby 5 жыл бұрын
chang: are you ignoring me because im korean? shirley: chang youre chinese chang: oh like theres a difference!
@malbua7066
@malbua7066 4 жыл бұрын
Firuza H. This is even funnier when you realize the actor is Korean
@marcperez8268
@marcperez8268 4 жыл бұрын
Later on in the show he tries to read Korean characters and says he really thinks he’s korean
@psyclops973
@psyclops973 4 жыл бұрын
We don't know his nationality but we at least know for sure that Chang spoke chinese. In the episode where a rival company tries to merge with Hawthorne Wipes, there's a scene where Jeff and Pierce's new asian girlfriend have a brief conversation which ends with her handing him a wet wipe with the label "Red Dragon". Chang then appears and mentions that her name also meant "Red Dragon" in chinese. Jeff then used this info to expose her as a corporate spy.
@marcperez8268
@marcperez8268 4 жыл бұрын
Psyclops No it’s confirmed he’s chinese. The GI Joe episode at the end Shirley says it. That’s what I was talking about in the above comment
@HugsmadeDrugs
@HugsmadeDrugs 4 жыл бұрын
@@psyclops973 Chang is a chinese surname you RACIST PIECE OF CRAP
@lukemartindale3567
@lukemartindale3567 4 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites Jeff: Pierce will say something more racist within one minute Troy: You're not my mom, Shirley Pierce: She's not? Jeff: 29 seconds
@mia-ci2ur
@mia-ci2ur 4 ай бұрын
so glad someone said this i love this one
@Anonymous_Individual
@Anonymous_Individual 2 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised, “NOW THIS IS A MAN, WHO KNOWS HOW TO MARRY HIS COUSIN!” Wasn’t on the list. Best line of the last three seasons
@casht6195
@casht6195 5 күн бұрын
This Dan Harmon seems like a real interesting character, sure hope he doesn't overplay that joke.
@jackeyrich2877
@jackeyrich2877 4 жыл бұрын
I told Pierce a thousand times, I never wanted to meet LeVar in person! I just wanted a picture. You can't disappoint a picture!
@bubblegumbitch2191
@bubblegumbitch2191 3 жыл бұрын
I love that episode so much
@soapthesoap
@soapthesoap 3 жыл бұрын
reAdInG rAinBoW *sob* rEaDinG rAinBow
@sketchyjulia
@sketchyjulia 3 жыл бұрын
I HATE YOU PIERCE! I HATE YOU SO MUCH (screams into the void)
@shortandfat5916
@shortandfat5916 3 жыл бұрын
I HATE YOU PIERCE AAAAAAAAAA
@tiramysu6584
@tiramysu6584 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh well, more fish for Kunta"
@willauman2804
@willauman2804 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that streets ahead isn’t in this is streets behind
@paballomatlhabegoane3697
@paballomatlhabegoane3697 3 жыл бұрын
the video maker got changnesia
@emmcapellan8196
@emmcapellan8196 3 жыл бұрын
hahahaha
@William.Shakespeare
@William.Shakespeare 3 жыл бұрын
Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar Another stuffed shirt with another white collar Criminals, Wall Street, taking the pie And all the black man gets is a plate of white lies Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels all dilutin' 'em Barack Obama is scared of me! Beause I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free Let me clear my throat, ah ha, ha ha!
@gio3868
@gio3868 3 жыл бұрын
@@William.Shakespeare ah yes, poetry
@MrGakn
@MrGakn 3 жыл бұрын
@@paballomatlhabegoane3697 No, I’ve always dean that
@mallaidhdevlin4512
@mallaidhdevlin4512 3 жыл бұрын
"You sat in a room for twenty-six. Straight. Hours! Didn't that bother you?" "Yeah I was livid." "Then why didn't you leave?!" "Because you asked me to stay and you said we were friends."
@meinkungfu
@meinkungfu 2 жыл бұрын
Precious Abed ❤
@randalljameshamilton-zwing6914
@randalljameshamilton-zwing6914 Жыл бұрын
Awww...
@rp9674
@rp9674 3 ай бұрын
Abed the mind bender heart breaker
@bbschroeder7125
@bbschroeder7125 Жыл бұрын
Troy: “You’re more of a fun vampire. You don’t suck blood, you just suck.” All time favorite line
@Luna-ps6ei
@Luna-ps6ei 7 ай бұрын
"knock knock. Who's there? Cancer. Oh good come in, for a second I thought it was Britta"
@JorgeRodriguez-ox3hx
@JorgeRodriguez-ox3hx 4 жыл бұрын
Britta: “Annie, I know I’ve never told you this, but I come from a long line of wives and mothers”
@emmaforde3745
@emmaforde3745 3 жыл бұрын
Many do...
@beatrizf9563
@beatrizf9563 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@tarsierontherun
@tarsierontherun 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's certainly impressive that none of the children in that long line was born out of wedlock.
@MaxOakland
@MaxOakland 2 жыл бұрын
@@tarsierontherun why would that be impressive
@nategwright
@nategwright 2 жыл бұрын
@@tarsierontherun line of wives _and_ mothers, so maybe not all were married.
@greywillner901
@greywillner901 4 жыл бұрын
“I can excuse racism but I draw the line at animal cruelty.” “You can excuse racism?”
@oldboygamer9985
@oldboygamer9985 3 жыл бұрын
😳
@jacoblevenson7934
@jacoblevenson7934 3 жыл бұрын
They kept the episode this was said in but they removed one of the best episodes of the series for cosplaying Dark Elves?
@notdonaldtrump8447
@notdonaldtrump8447 3 жыл бұрын
Is joke?
@schlongersaurus
@schlongersaurus 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacoblevenson7934 wtf
@thesubsplashingok6073
@thesubsplashingok6073 3 жыл бұрын
jacob levenson from elder scrolls games or what?
@EmmyJay12
@EmmyJay12 2 жыл бұрын
“I loved you in IMDB” literally dying over this one It literally gets me every time
@guillermocordon9481
@guillermocordon9481 Жыл бұрын
Troy: “My worst fear is waking up as a donut” Abed: “You’re afraid you would eat yourself?” Troy: “Wouldn’t even question it.”
@robofistsrevenge3288
@robofistsrevenge3288 4 жыл бұрын
"Troy, you can't bring that in here!" "Yes I can, it's all-terrain, dummy!"
@A_ldo..
@A_ldo.. 3 жыл бұрын
👌
@coltonwilliams9090
@coltonwilliams9090 3 жыл бұрын
Say what you want! I’ve seen enough movies to know that popping the back of a raft makes it go faster!
@jaxbell3326
@jaxbell3326 3 жыл бұрын
@@coltonwilliams9090 famous last words 😂
@Rumblecore
@Rumblecore 4 жыл бұрын
"Uruguay kindly requests that Somalia stops pronouncing it UR-A-GAY"
@liammckinley2976
@liammckinley2976 3 жыл бұрын
Switzerland would like to discuss the threat of earth 2
@reverzive4166
@reverzive4166 3 жыл бұрын
The tropical paradise of Somalia graciously yields
@fedo4849
@fedo4849 3 жыл бұрын
as someone who is from uruguay, that joke was VERY relatable
@veronicavaz4350
@veronicavaz4350 3 жыл бұрын
@@fedo4849 y la emocion de ser mencionados es increible aunque sea asi
@mondler107
@mondler107 3 жыл бұрын
CRISIS ALERT!
@rosemenon
@rosemenon 3 жыл бұрын
“STOP SAYING I’M DIFFERENT” will always have me laughing my ass off for 5 minutes straight no matter what.
@eleanor252
@eleanor252 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh my God, my cousins funeral is today. I knew I had somewhere to be"
@jprangel
@jprangel 3 жыл бұрын
“Poor Dmitri”
@maximumforehead3452
@maximumforehead3452 4 жыл бұрын
"Just so you know, Jeff, you are now creating six different timelines."
@ethanbowman4748
@ethanbowman4748 3 жыл бұрын
"Of course I am Abed" *Intense music*
@nmcintosh8769
@nmcintosh8769 3 жыл бұрын
Britta: "ROXAAAAAAAAANE!" Jeff: "No!"
@bennywelton2875
@bennywelton2875 3 жыл бұрын
Happy Housewarming Troy
@BroZilla-vh3tu
@BroZilla-vh3tu 3 жыл бұрын
@@nmcintosh8769 “Bathroom?”
@heetseekingsage_6090
@heetseekingsage_6090 3 жыл бұрын
@TadTod27 "I'm gonna get a drink" *Stands up* *WHACK*
@Its__Good
@Its__Good 5 жыл бұрын
Pierce: "I need to send this email before the post office closes."
@kingofbirbs5705
@kingofbirbs5705 4 жыл бұрын
No one else like this comment! 666 is the perfect level of irony
@memo.i.garcia
@memo.i.garcia 3 жыл бұрын
welcome to Japan
@FrumpleTJBoyd
@FrumpleTJBoyd 3 жыл бұрын
“Now this is a man who knows how to marry his cousin”- Elroy
@reyy1812
@reyy1812 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao I always liked him That episode was so weird
@NJGuy1973
@NJGuy1973 2 жыл бұрын
He was like God spilled a person.
@shadowsrising4661
@shadowsrising4661 4 жыл бұрын
“My best friend when i was 6 years old was a black man” omg the insinuations lmfao
@rodzilla6053
@rodzilla6053 5 жыл бұрын
Greatest quote "I was never one to hold a grudge, Jeffrey. My father held grudges. I'll always hate him for that."- Piece Hawthorne
@SchulzEricT
@SchulzEricT 5 жыл бұрын
That reminds me of "one and done I always say. I say it once." Solid joke. (From "Zombieland")
@phatnecc7307
@phatnecc7307 4 жыл бұрын
Best quote in my opinion, "You mess this up one more time and I'm segregating the school." Dean Pelton
@jodzict
@jodzict 4 жыл бұрын
“I’ll tell you what my father told me the night I lost my virginity, ‘Just pick one, they all cost the same’.” -Pierce Hawthorne
@azeezbashir1734
@azeezbashir1734 4 жыл бұрын
I dunno
@numbo655
@numbo655 4 жыл бұрын
No...
@athithanandavathanan3990
@athithanandavathanan3990 5 жыл бұрын
"Annie, you're acting like a little schoolgirl and not in a hot way."
@cooperredmon3430
@cooperredmon3430 4 жыл бұрын
Athith Anandavathanan yeah that was a gross oversight by the makers of this video. Easily one of the best quotes in the whole series
@MiniSage
@MiniSage 4 жыл бұрын
Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.
@ultrabigfella
@ultrabigfella 4 жыл бұрын
@@MiniSage Britta and Annie's actresses are the same age, so that line is always funny to me.
@howardsaintpaul7232
@howardsaintpaul7232 4 жыл бұрын
MiniSage shut up shut up shut up you insignificant clod
@notabot5062
@notabot5062 4 жыл бұрын
@@howardsaintpaul7232 Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.
@JamieAllen1977
@JamieAllen1977 3 жыл бұрын
"Pierce has given me something I've been looking for my whole life.... MILLIONS OF DOLLARS!" Troy - best line ever
@TheNakarum
@TheNakarum Жыл бұрын
The best one for me is from Abed: "When you really know who you are and the things you like about yourself, changing for other people isn't such a big deal".
@poyam615
@poyam615 4 жыл бұрын
Britta: When’s our culture gonna outgrow this wedding thing. Annie: You’re anti-wedding now? Jeff: No, she’s just pro-anti.
@yagowoebckengarcia6173
@yagowoebckengarcia6173 4 жыл бұрын
No to what both of you said!
@annushankar3032
@annushankar3032 4 жыл бұрын
underrated line !
@arirhamdar394
@arirhamdar394 4 жыл бұрын
perfect description of britta
@Pedro_eqw
@Pedro_eqw 3 жыл бұрын
That's why she is the worst
@JayA-rl1ps
@JayA-rl1ps 3 жыл бұрын
Liberals in a nutshell
@LimeGreenGlasses
@LimeGreenGlasses 4 жыл бұрын
"My self-published novels aren't going to publish themselves."
@keretaman
@keretaman 3 жыл бұрын
Who said this 😂😂😂
@guccibabx4097
@guccibabx4097 3 жыл бұрын
@@keretaman Duncan lol
@zachsutton9866
@zachsutton9866 3 жыл бұрын
And writing time travel stories is really harrrrrrrrrrd
@cokiecat1013
@cokiecat1013 2 жыл бұрын
gucci babx no it was the dean
@smiley_face2872
@smiley_face2872 3 жыл бұрын
“We were just-“ “About to-“ “Eat garbage dip! Why did I have to go last!?”
@t.c8551
@t.c8551 4 жыл бұрын
Pierce (As Somalia): "Uraguay sounds like *Ur-a-gay* " Jeff (As Uraguay): "Uraguay kindly request that Somalia stop pronouncing it *Ur-a-gay* "
@psyclops973
@psyclops973 5 жыл бұрын
Troy and Abed restaurant scene: "They said market price... WHAT MARKET ARE YOU SHOPPING AT?!"
@vicmartone
@vicmartone 4 жыл бұрын
Gary Gulman has a great bit about market price
@drkFenix9
@drkFenix9 4 жыл бұрын
I imagined a posh waiter looking back at them and replying to this - "Somewhere with Class...." :D
@tiffiguevara2926
@tiffiguevara2926 4 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite! Hahaha
@jarrickhillery8664
@jarrickhillery8664 4 жыл бұрын
TROY AND ABED AT A REEEESTAURANT.
@imd123
@imd123 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LAUGHED HARD AT THIS SCENE 😂😂😂
@capricorn1993
@capricorn1993 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff waking up Pierce. "Discrimination lawsuit." Immediately wakes up. "Preposterous!"
@garf4264
@garf4264 3 жыл бұрын
No you gotta know how to do it
@jaxbell3326
@jaxbell3326 Жыл бұрын
Oh my god I think Pierce is dead!
@lukerussell3782
@lukerussell3782 11 ай бұрын
Dan Harmon: “Chevy, for the last time. The line is (what’s going on?)”
@susurrus5047
@susurrus5047 9 ай бұрын
Will this take an unexpected turn?
@therandomizer-oy9nf
@therandomizer-oy9nf 2 жыл бұрын
“Ok so this is definitely a gun” will always be the best line in the entire show
@paulhenke1149
@paulhenke1149 3 жыл бұрын
“If there’s three doughnuts, you don’t eat one and then lick another!” ~Troy
@soupalex
@soupalex 4 жыл бұрын
"WHAT is UP with that CAT!?" "IS SOMEONE T H R O W I N G IT!!?"
@EricZucchini
@EricZucchini 4 жыл бұрын
I had to pause the episode because I couldn't stop laughing
@123duker
@123duker 4 жыл бұрын
Abed - "What about the zombies" Jeff - "BACK BURNER, this cat must be dealt with" lmao
@rosericorico4980
@rosericorico4980 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at that scene
@tasnimanimanimaa
@tasnimanimanimaa 3 жыл бұрын
I was pissing myself why was the cat just being thrown? 😭
@barbaracelestrini7694
@barbaracelestrini7694 3 жыл бұрын
ONE OF THE BEST LINES
@SirZapdos
@SirZapdos 4 жыл бұрын
I remember when this show was about a community college.
@sheilakemunto5728
@sheilakemunto5728 4 жыл бұрын
Me 2
@incog0956
@incog0956 3 жыл бұрын
I find it funny how some people think that's just your opinion and not an actual line from the show
@TheLADYinORANGE
@TheLADYinORANGE 3 жыл бұрын
Quoted Abed
@doepekdmdkk
@doepekdmdkk 2 жыл бұрын
@@incog0956 it's actually quoted
@kissit012
@kissit012 2 жыл бұрын
@@doepekdmdkk it literally isn’t. Do know what quotes are?
@dangrahamdrums
@dangrahamdrums 3 жыл бұрын
“The professor is so old.........” is a genius line and you can see her trying not to laugh after it.
@melinarosen911
@melinarosen911 3 жыл бұрын
"donde esta la biblioteca?" " me llamo t-bone la arańa discoteca" will always be superior in my mind
@paigestubbs9718
@paigestubbs9718 Жыл бұрын
discoteca muñeca la biblioteca es en bigote grande pero manteca
@Kettwiesel25
@Kettwiesel25 4 ай бұрын
Manteca bigote gigante pequeño Cabeza es nieve, Cerveza es bueno!
@Jack-sy8mr
@Jack-sy8mr Ай бұрын
Buenos días, me gustas papas frías Bigote de la cabra ¡es Cameron Diaz! Yeah boi! Boi! Yeah! What? It's 2009 Word
@rotsu2108
@rotsu2108 4 жыл бұрын
my favorite exchange in community will always be: troy: jeff, what does a pregnancy test look like? jeff: like a little white plastic tube with a thingy at the end troy: okay so this is definitely a gun
@gabeestrada8854
@gabeestrada8854 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@mkale1749
@mkale1749 3 жыл бұрын
“They never reroute parades.” “They rerouted Kennedy’s parade.”
@agnostos6378
@agnostos6378 3 жыл бұрын
@James Cooper clever
@ethanbowman4748
@ethanbowman4748 3 жыл бұрын
@James Cooper Now, that was streets ahead.
@JDDJGN
@JDDJGN 3 жыл бұрын
Ethan Bowman I wish Kennedy was streets ahead
@nathanielstein8904
@nathanielstein8904 6 жыл бұрын
The devil coming in and yelling gay marriage kills me every time
@StyxTBuferd
@StyxTBuferd 4 жыл бұрын
the *deanvil
@emperornorton6348
@emperornorton6348 4 жыл бұрын
no, it's the Deanil
@Me-vn3gz
@Me-vn3gz 4 жыл бұрын
I was gonna like this but it’s at 666 so
@JessicaAVoigt
@JessicaAVoigt 4 жыл бұрын
Plus he's dressed really slutty
@arirhamdar394
@arirhamdar394 4 жыл бұрын
their reaction is hilarious
@purplerainzz
@purplerainzz 2 жыл бұрын
* Shirley says something in her ‘sweet’ voice* Her husband: “Don’t use your sexy voice on me” * Everyone else being disgusted *
@Jijijijijij5
@Jijijijijij5 2 жыл бұрын
Frankie's "you're so dumb" rant to the Dean in season 6 is still one of my favorite parts of the show.
@katie8881
@katie8881 4 жыл бұрын
Britta: "If I wanted the government in my uterus, I'd fill it with oil and hispanic voters."
@jennifermunoz9758
@jennifermunoz9758 4 жыл бұрын
This is my all time favorite Community quote!!! Lol! 😂
@vickyvale711
@vickyvale711 4 жыл бұрын
@@CP-ns5ed to be fair, she usually goes on some political rant, so this kind of joke is on brand for her
@auroranicol
@auroranicol 4 жыл бұрын
she wasn’t wrong here
@KeiFresh
@KeiFresh 6 жыл бұрын
Um where is “What does a pregnancy test look like? Well then this is definitely a gun”
@elelder5
@elelder5 4 жыл бұрын
KeiFresh iconic
@sirocco2810
@sirocco2810 4 жыл бұрын
That entire episode could be on there for real.
@tripikice
@tripikice 4 жыл бұрын
best episode no doubt
@235T1NGR4Y23
@235T1NGR4Y23 4 жыл бұрын
Number one for me.
@arko9151
@arko9151 2 жыл бұрын
@@RobustNut you need to see it for youself
@rumplestiltskins7590
@rumplestiltskins7590 2 жыл бұрын
2:35 Jeff’s “okay” sounds so tired no wonder he always wants more alone time with all that the rest of them get into.
@Hayanomie
@Hayanomie 3 жыл бұрын
4:52 spot on Rene Zellweger impression.
@kiritosbrothero
@kiritosbrothero 4 жыл бұрын
"Pizza, pizza go in tummy. Me so hungy; me so hungy." --Britta Perry, 2011
@Ladililn
@Ladililn 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, Britta's in this?
@TheLADYinORANGE
@TheLADYinORANGE 3 жыл бұрын
That was one of the best episodes...what timelines did that line show up again?
@SC-gn6bc
@SC-gn6bc 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheLADYinORANGE she said it in most of them I think
@virginiapeterson1404
@virginiapeterson1404 3 жыл бұрын
Just so you know jeff, you're now creating 6 different timelines
@sullyycow
@sullyycow 3 жыл бұрын
Profound
@SoRatedR52
@SoRatedR52 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, no one talking about the best lines of the show. Jeff - "I'm saying you're a football player, it's in your blood" Troy - "That's racist" Jeff - "Your soul" Troy - "That's racist" Jeff - "Your eyes ?" Troy - "That's gay ?" Jeff - "That's homophobic" Troy - "That's black" Jeff - "That's racist" Troy - "Daamn"
@mordecaimengesteab5336
@mordecaimengesteab5336 3 жыл бұрын
Best scene on community
@SoRatedR52
@SoRatedR52 3 жыл бұрын
@@mordecaimengesteab5336 Hands down that's the scene that made me completely fall in love with the show ahah
@lanrelogan2468
@lanrelogan2468 3 жыл бұрын
That scene is hands down what got me hooked
@SkinsFirstGeneration
@SkinsFirstGeneration 3 жыл бұрын
whats the relationship between thats homophobic and thats black? is the joke that many black people are homophobic?
@Pedro_eqw
@Pedro_eqw 3 жыл бұрын
@@SkinsFirstGeneration Probably?
@ileyhasnoetiquette8324
@ileyhasnoetiquette8324 4 жыл бұрын
Chang: how do you pronounce bagels? Britta: I don’t.
@Sina-dv1eg
@Sina-dv1eg Жыл бұрын
"That's like blaming owls for how much I suck at analogies" -Britta Perry
@Coratlan
@Coratlan 6 жыл бұрын
Missed one of my favorites: "i can excuse racism but i draw the line at animal cruelty" "you can excuse racism?"
@karda009
@karda009 6 жыл бұрын
El Principe I woulda liked an inclusion of 'You know what else is nice? The rainforest. Too bad our fascist oligarchies are raping them to make hamburgers LOOK IT UP!'
@juliagregory3319
@juliagregory3319 6 жыл бұрын
My favourite is "Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions!"
@toomanybanks7
@toomanybanks7 6 жыл бұрын
Julia Gregory my absolute favorite scene. just reading your comment made me laugh because I visualized Jeff struggling in that straitjacket😂
@meadahagain
@meadahagain 5 жыл бұрын
karda009 Britta😂
@TheCrimsonDrummer
@TheCrimsonDrummer 5 жыл бұрын
and the all too forgotten "you said there was gonna be buttstuff...."
@gregolas5873
@gregolas5873 5 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites from Britta and Shirley: "Excuse me Britta, I think we about the same age." "Yeah, unless time is linear." "I'll make your ass linear." "That doesn't make any sense!" "I'll make your ass sense."
@calmbbaer
@calmbbaer 5 жыл бұрын
One of the few times Britta was right and Shirley was wrong: Britta's 28 in season one, Shirley's the same age as Jeff, and Jeff turned 40 in Season 5.
@marcusmadden8142
@marcusmadden8142 4 жыл бұрын
Gregory Fister SO FUNNY, should’ve been included
@ZR38315
@ZR38315 3 жыл бұрын
@@undonesweater that is in season 5
@samparker5488
@samparker5488 3 жыл бұрын
@@calmbbaer shirley is a couple years older than jeff she's 12 during the foosball flashback and he looks about 9
@reyy1812
@reyy1812 2 жыл бұрын
It doesn’t make sense
@HawkinaBox
@HawkinaBox 3 жыл бұрын
0:21 I love that she's still in the acting business. I loved her in Drake and Josh. :)
@Maria-le5jp
@Maria-le5jp 4 жыл бұрын
Dean when he was filming an ad with Britta and Troy hugging - "if you don't get this right, I'm segregating the school".
@calcium6253
@calcium6253 3 жыл бұрын
STOP CALLING ME DIFFERENT
@olobzjr
@olobzjr 5 жыл бұрын
You forgot the greatest Community quote of them all: *POP! POP?!*
@apapods
@apapods 4 жыл бұрын
POP WHAT MAGNITUDE? POP WHAT?!
@aidan1469
@aidan1469 4 жыл бұрын
@@apapods pop the pop
@adamgordon3163
@adamgordon3163 4 жыл бұрын
I always felt that was a little forced
@highvoltage7797
@highvoltage7797 4 жыл бұрын
Adam Gordon It’s making fun of stupid comedy catchphrases.
@aidanta1128
@aidanta1128 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@sophiabenz6335
@sophiabenz6335 3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite scenes: *Britta as MJ, moonwalking* “Jeff is in grave danger, HEE HEE!”
@loganc1962
@loganc1962 3 жыл бұрын
1:44 me when the... me when... when the...
@superslowmojoe401
@superslowmojoe401 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t take it anymore
@neeks3713
@neeks3713 2 жыл бұрын
im seriously at my limit right now
@gregolas5873
@gregolas5873 5 жыл бұрын
There's too many good Britta quotes to even name. "Knock knock! Who's there! Cancer? Oh good, come in! I thought it was Britta!"
@TheStranger513
@TheStranger513 4 жыл бұрын
That was good
@Alertacobra12
@Alertacobra12 3 жыл бұрын
Pierce:"- Death is that you?" Britta:"- No, it's me, Britta" Pierce:"- Oh"
@olandir
@olandir 3 жыл бұрын
And the always classic "Oh, Britta's in this?"
@loganfrench8824
@loganfrench8824 5 жыл бұрын
“Yell at me all you want! i’ve seen enough movies to know that popping the back of a raft makes it go faster!”
@christalkelly9599
@christalkelly9599 4 жыл бұрын
Logan French I almost forgot about that one and it always cracks me up. Lol
@daringducky6236
@daringducky6236 4 жыл бұрын
christal kelly For real, Troy has so many amazing quotes that a vid like this could never possibly do it justice
@christalkelly9599
@christalkelly9599 4 жыл бұрын
DaringDucky true true
@uniboy13
@uniboy13 3 жыл бұрын
"It's called all terrain dummy"
@uwaiskhan4343
@uwaiskhan4343 3 жыл бұрын
One of my all-time favourite lines: "He has Asperger's" "ASSBURGER" *Troy and Pearce laugh* "It's a serious condition!" "If it's so serious, why didn't they call it meningitis!"
@dylansickinger545
@dylansickinger545 3 жыл бұрын
"I scolded Leonard. So according to the Greendale bylaws, I have to grant him 3 wishes."
@Fannyceph
@Fannyceph 4 жыл бұрын
Shirley : "I marked you as spam" Pierce : "Who the hell's Pam ?"
@starstriker8268
@starstriker8268 3 жыл бұрын
"F, F minus" "What? Did you say S?"
@reyy1812
@reyy1812 2 жыл бұрын
Pierce had so much potential but he had to be racist and homophobic Not to mention the constant s3ggs jokes It’s sad, I actually liked his character sometimes :(
@psyclops973
@psyclops973 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm an activist! Words are my weapons! I'm a security guard. Weapons are my weapons."
@charlifair3967
@charlifair3967 3 жыл бұрын
“i am a strong believer in hierarchy. someone needs to take control and that person is me.” I fukcinh loveeeee Frankie
@reyy1812
@reyy1812 2 жыл бұрын
God I hate her so much
@treasuremage7546
@treasuremage7546 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, she defo needs more love! "Shut up, Leonard, you are OLD, and you deserve less because of your age."
@BenRajan
@BenRajan 3 жыл бұрын
6:07 One of my favorite Pierce moments.
@caramelcoffees
@caramelcoffees 6 жыл бұрын
the set up "the professor is SO old...." is a genius joke
@dippotyrannosaurus
@dippotyrannosaurus 6 жыл бұрын
caramel coffee To this day I still don't get it.
@martianmanhunter37
@martianmanhunter37 6 жыл бұрын
She stopped attending after the class on set ups. She never learned the punchline.
@caramelcoffees
@caramelcoffees 6 жыл бұрын
the joke is that annie only attended the class for setting up jokes, but never got around to learning about punchlines. so when she goes "the professor is so old..." it sounds like she's setting up a joke so the study group, and the audience expects that to be followed up with a punchline - but like she said, she dropped the class after set ups. so we don't get a punchline and THAT becomes the joke. :)
@thamiris.
@thamiris. 6 жыл бұрын
omg you like two of my favorite things in the universe: soshi and community. ily.
@caramelcoffees
@caramelcoffees 6 жыл бұрын
Thamiris Almeida bless
@SamSoundly
@SamSoundly 4 жыл бұрын
“Why would I sexually harass someone who turns me on?” - Pierce
@bian2208
@bian2208 4 жыл бұрын
umm.. no
@andrewitzla
@andrewitzla 4 жыл бұрын
HEAT Youth Ministries maybe because it’s not the exact quote?
@zachb1344
@zachb1344 3 жыл бұрын
I know this was in season six but my favorite quote is: “Now this is a man who knows how to marry his own cousin”! Just the way he says it gets me every time.
@noisejunkie8159
@noisejunkie8159 3 жыл бұрын
1:25 the timing of these 2 clips couldn’t have been better
@nickbentley8107
@nickbentley8107 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t be the only one who remembers when Troy said “I’ve seen enough movies to know that poking a hole in the back of a raft makes it go faster”. Had me rolling
@dylanadavis6522
@dylanadavis6522 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes in the flashbacks of all their fights we didn't see.
@duygupolat1901
@duygupolat1901 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff: Good luck Pierce: Don't need it. Never had it. I think this is the coolest and at the same time the saddest quote ever.
@nurse0857
@nurse0857 4 жыл бұрын
Duygu Polat That’s probably my favorite Pierce quote from the show and that scene is my favorite Pierce scene.
@duygupolat1901
@duygupolat1901 4 жыл бұрын
@@juli8288 Well I choose to interpret it as "I don't need luck, I never had luck." Considering his abusive father, failed marriages and inability to relate with people. Also the fact that he says this line on a boat he made himself because his friends let him fake die to get an A in a very stupid class.. I don't know I find it very sad but cool at the same time because he just never gives up.
@redskullz1249
@redskullz1249 2 жыл бұрын
It's maybe Pierce's best moment but...umm...he was a born into a millionaire family. Dude was plenty lucky.
@TheImapotato
@TheImapotato 4 ай бұрын
The line that although I relate to Abad as the greatest Aspergers character put in media, I felt the trueness of Pierce's statement and liked him after that. He had persistence!
@TheImapotato
@TheImapotato 4 ай бұрын
@@redskullz1249 Having money was never what he 'wanted' He used it to try and blackmail, control and buy intimacy but all Pierce wanted was to belong to a family and have friends.
@captainwatercress
@captainwatercress 2 жыл бұрын
“Please, it’s Christmas!” “It’s December 10th!”
@ninchick7
@ninchick7 2 жыл бұрын
The best lines or scene I guess would be the rap that the Dean does...and then the "I don't know what that was." I die laughing every time!
@boomerbomb1
@boomerbomb1 4 жыл бұрын
“My name is Alex, dude!” “Well maybe you should spend 5 hours sculpting that on your face”
@BrianCole
@BrianCole 4 жыл бұрын
May favourite “the word he’s looking for is sass. He better pray he don’t find it”
@cloverbun2574
@cloverbun2574 4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it's 'urban' not 'sass'
@BrianCole
@BrianCole 4 жыл бұрын
Went back to check and it’s “sassy”
@vitornunes1515
@vitornunes1515 3 жыл бұрын
In what context was that again?
@BrianCole
@BrianCole 3 жыл бұрын
@@vitornunes1515 documentary episode. Dean wanted Shirley to be more sassy
@Islandkid679
@Islandkid679 2 жыл бұрын
4:44 Chang pouting just kills me lmao
@jordanalexander6895
@jordanalexander6895 2 жыл бұрын
I always loved how the stand ins in the background react when Annie screams
@jordynstevens3945
@jordynstevens3945 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m giving you an all tomato, meaning you give me the whole tomato or else.”
@joeking88
@joeking88 6 жыл бұрын
I feel like Chevy Chase just wandered onto the set one day and they just shot the show around him and he had no actual script as he thought it was real life.
@BananaManPL
@BananaManPL 5 жыл бұрын
Just like Creed from The Office.
@TheSpokenBanana
@TheSpokenBanana 5 жыл бұрын
"Hey Chevy, don't get on our show." "...Screw you, I'm getting on the show!"
@bradregan4709
@bradregan4709 5 жыл бұрын
thats how good he is! best one for sure
@WardNightstone
@WardNightstone 5 жыл бұрын
makes sense
@akertheinternetwanderer467
@akertheinternetwanderer467 5 жыл бұрын
Ooh and he left the show because he felt like people were disrespectful towards him now it makes sense.
@bubba3484
@bubba3484 2 жыл бұрын
"Why am I crying? Did I accidentally listen to Come Sail Away by Styx again?" ~Troy Barnes
@C-Hood
@C-Hood 4 жыл бұрын
“This my is SISTERS outfit!” -Jeff acting as Dean “It’s all terrain, dummy!” -Troy
@12171010011010
@12171010011010 6 жыл бұрын
Favorite quote - "an analogy is a thought with another thought's hat on it"
@Havealook-qf7xe
@Havealook-qf7xe 4 жыл бұрын
12171010011010 and then Jeff tries correcting her but then realizes that it kinda makes sense and lets it go
@TheStranger513
@TheStranger513 4 жыл бұрын
@@Havealook-qf7xe What about 'Complisult' and 'Explainabrag'
@Jotakumon
@Jotakumon 4 жыл бұрын
"He’s the one making bad bridges, that’s like me blaming owls for how much I suck at analogies."
@RandomPlayIist
@RandomPlayIist 4 жыл бұрын
Not enough Britta in this compilation.
@lenonel3286
@lenonel3286 4 жыл бұрын
@@RandomPlayIist they really Britta'd it
@CarlosEduardo-qf5gr
@CarlosEduardo-qf5gr 4 жыл бұрын
"Guys, um, why are there costumes involved? These are short conversations, they're not supposed to take-" "your breath away?"
@ChipJohnson
@ChipJohnson 2 жыл бұрын
F. F-.
@graceyl.195
@graceyl.195 3 жыл бұрын
“To Pierce, may he rest in Pierce.” *drunk laughing I always lose it at that one.
@VioletVaermina
@VioletVaermina 3 жыл бұрын
1:00 I've watched the whole show 3 times and I never got that joke until now
@williambeck8966
@williambeck8966 6 жыл бұрын
The Dean will forever be one of the best parts of this show.
@Chris-hp9be
@Chris-hp9be 4 жыл бұрын
"Even his shadows"!!
@danielponder690
@danielponder690 4 жыл бұрын
Go heels! A UNC grad, so is Ken Jeong who later went to Duke for medical school
@aiba6540
@aiba6540 4 жыл бұрын
Season 3 onwards was when I realized he gave the show so much value. Such a great character.
@RomanZolanski123
@RomanZolanski123 4 жыл бұрын
Robertson Thirdly yep, when I started the show I was in 9th grade and thought he was so unfunny, annoying and forced. Nowadays at 21 I just love him. He’s Greendales soul.
@danielguevara6921
@danielguevara6921 4 жыл бұрын
I guess I am the only one that didn’t like him that much.
@3_Hit_U_Quit
@3_Hit_U_Quit 4 жыл бұрын
Haven't seen anyone mention when Annie breaks Abed's disc. Troy: Whyy? Annie: I stepped on it Troy: WHY? Annie: I was dusting the TV Troy: WHHYY?
@3_Hit_U_Quit
@3_Hit_U_Quit 4 жыл бұрын
or when they start a secret vote to keep Jack Black in the group, so they cover their eyes; Annie: We won't know the results Pierce: Well say your vote outloud Shirley: We'll know eachother's voices Pierce: Troy's got a point
@arirhamdar394
@arirhamdar394 4 жыл бұрын
Reuben Manuel yes that voting scene kills me everytime lmao, i never see those lines in community compilations tho
@gleo1016
@gleo1016 2 жыл бұрын
*christian bale batman voice* Annie: This scene was a challenge for everyone involved
@hmmmm9534
@hmmmm9534 3 жыл бұрын
“ this may shock you Annie, but I come from a long line of wives and mothers.” I love Britta
@Burlesqpenguin
@Burlesqpenguin 3 жыл бұрын
The best is always “It’s still sunny!” From Garrett in the first Troy & Abed in the Morning tag...
@ambernichelle9368
@ambernichelle9368 4 жыл бұрын
this needed “POP POP!” and “This better not awaken anything in me...”
@mattnorris7124
@mattnorris7124 3 жыл бұрын
Specifically Magnitude's "dying" pop pop after the paintball explosion
@chloebissada3096
@chloebissada3096 2 жыл бұрын
@@mattnorris7124 POP WHAT MAGNITUDE? WHAT IS HE TRYING TO SAY?!?
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