"Ignore the commandant, he appears to be the victim of enemy nerve gas."

"Jawohl, attacking their armor with my rifle" I'm detecting some Nazi sass here.

'Rain...open topped tank...fucking great engineering...'

''We are Stromtroopers not a bunch of magicians!!'' I don't know...Tossing 6 grenades that somehow deal less damage then 1 grenade is pretty magical to me

Gunner aim the turret at the camera in the sky I just can't XD

"Sure.. We'll hide this... giant gun.."

Haha, the ones that break the fourth wall are excellent. "We're fucked crew, command is drunk again!", "SARGE, ARE YOU HIGH?", "Oh goody, we have one of THOSE players"

"Our veteran's, 6 years of war. There veteran's, 6 day's of war."

2:20 "Panzerschreck, time to un-pimp his ride" Flawless victory

This is from COH1 British soldier: "This rain makes me think God is a bloody Jerry" LOL

2:40 "Gunner fart into the radio" "Yes sir" *buzz*

I died at 'Panzerschrek! Time to un-pimp his ride!'

"Gunner, douchebag, 12'o'clock"

"Johnson, no more door-stealing this time" - Riflemen when garrisoned in a building.

"We're a Jagdpanzer goddammit...and we hate you."

1:39 "OKAY WASTING AMMO" :D:D:D love dat sarcasm

FIRE AT ANYTHING FIRE AT EVERYTHIIIING

"Deinhard fart into se radio!" "Jawohl mein Herr!" *farts*

"SARGE, ARE YOU HIGH?!"

Volksgrenadiers are ready. For what it's worth..... xD

1:13 I love how you can hear him laugh after delivering the line.

"Go back to ze main menju and try out ze tutorial!"

We're FUCKED crew! Command is drunk AGAIN!

"Gunner, point the turret up in that camera in the sky." LOL

“Go back to the main menu and try out the tutorial.” That’s a roast for the player/commander from the Panzer Elite soldier!

Motorcycle is FFFFUUUUUU-

Volksgrenadier:fires Volksgrenadier:(clicking intensifies) Sergeant:(sight) when it's clicking like that you have to reload

"Sure, we'll hide this... giant gun." Oh Pak38, you so crazy.

"PANZERSCHRECK! TIME TO UNPIMP HIS RIDE!" "What the fuck are you talking about?"

I broke down at: "Gunner, Douchebag, 12 o'clock."

CoH humor, best humor. but 3 lines where forgotten: "The backdoor is in the back dumkoff!". "you get a mp40, you get a mp40, everyone gets an mp40" and the legendary "We are trying our best here" All volksgrenader lines. And theres more! after years of playing this game i keep finding more! a rather unfunny one i just remembered that the pak40 can say: "we can just hide in these bushes, nobody will notice us. Ever."

"Airborne! Want to go blow up HQ?!" "Gunner, point the turret up in that camera in the sky." "Alright Volksgrenadiers, new MP40s.. try not to shoot each other. xD" LOL that last one. xD

"Taking down armor with my rifle!" Hot damn.

"Fart into the radio!" "Yes, sir. *fart*" Fucking classic.

I love the fact that the devs know that someone will make infantry fire at tanks without any AT equipment so they added a voice line just for that

"Reinhard, fart into the radio!" "Yes sir" *Pbbbrt*

I love the British line when capturing a fuel point: "Duffy, fuel, and you're smoking a ciga-fucking-rette! !" Or when they occupy a church "Right lads, everyone in the church, let's see if Duffy bursts into flames"

hahaha the voice actors having a bit too much fun :D

"Motorcycle is fuuuuuuuuuckkeeed!!!!

We're Jagdpanther Goddammit.... And we hate you! 2:53. Rain.... Open top Tank... Fqing Great Engineering! 2:57 our Veterance 6 Years of war... Their Veterance 6 days of War. 3:02 XD

The quote with "These damn halftracks smell like volksgrenadiers" happens all the time when you tell a grenadier squad to get in a half track. The quote saying "Volksgrenadiers receiving new MP-40s, MP-40s try not to shoot each other" happens all the time as well when a volksgrenadiers squad gets equipped with MP-40s.

ignore the command he appears to be the victim of some sorted of enemy nerve gas XD

02:40 "Deinheart !!!, FART INTO THE RADIO.........." "Yes Sir" (PRRRRRTT)

"Because this game has the best unit responses ever made for a game, ever..." Completely agreed... They are so diverse, and fit the situation. This is one of the features that made CoH so unique (and sometimes an overlooked one)

0:39 "Gunner... point the turret up at the camera in the sky."

Just imagine that you're in war on a tank then suddenly you hear Jerry saying 2:20

"Were fucked crew! The command is drunk again!" "Gunner, Point the turret to that camera at the sky!" LOL :D

"What's wrong, you're saving your ammo for something better?!" Considering this is Bender's voice, I can't help but think it's Bender actually saying it- xD

Just casually breaking the fourth wall.

The Fourth Wall ones are HILARIOUS!

Aww man where is "Jesus Conrad tie your fuckin' laces."

Panzershrek unpimp his ride, ha

2:55 best line ever

"SARGE! ARE YOU HIGH?" "AIRBORNE! WANNA GO BLOW UP HQ?" "We're fucked, crew! Command is drunk again!"

"SARGE! ARE YOU HIGH?!" and "I think I hear your mom calling for ya..." are my favorites

Tank Commander: Gunner....Douche Bag 12 '0 Clock

0:39 I just love the 4th Wall Breaks in this game

2:56 Best line ever. Change my mind.

lmfao "MOTORCYCLIST'S PHHHHHHHUUUUUKT!!!"

- AIRBORNE! Wanna go BLOW UP HQ!?

2:23 Arnold Schwarzie detected

rain..... open top tank... .... fucking great engineering

Sherman: Puma is trying to engage armour. Good luck! xD

"SARGE! ARE YOU HIGH?!" 0:08

"Hey Helmuth, the kommando is looking at us, hello mister kommando!"

The one dude sounds so disappointed, "Jawohl, attacking their armor with my rifle."

Why can’t games nowadays have shit like this. This is amazing and funny to hear in the middle of the game

JAVOHL ATTACKING THEIR ARMOR WITH MY RIFLE...

who thinks coh1 lines or better than coh2 lines

2:49 "Yes sir yes sir yes sir F*ck off sir"

no looting damit, and stay out of the laundry

1944 likes, we did good.

The reason why when your Volk squad is equipped with MPs, and the guy points out the clicking sound, is because the MP40 has an emergency trigger disconnect when the weapon is out of battery. If the weapon runs out of ammo it lets you know by means of a lever disconnecting the trigger from the sear, a solution to bolt slamfire. Ian points out the quirk, which is actually the basis for the bolt hold open for the future assault rifles of the West.

" Airborne, want to blow up HQ " yes let fucking do it when i finish the mission :v

"Time to unpimp his ride."

Unpimping his ride is even more funny when you realize that was an ad campaign for Volkswagen.

"Motorcycle is FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKEEEEED!"

1:03 my favourite.

1:36 ''We are Stromtroopers not a bunch of magicians!!''

I can tell the voice actors had fun doing this XD

I laughed harder than i had in months. I genuinely thank you for uploading this.

3:00 “Rain... open top tank... fucking great engineering” Ded

"PanzerShreck! Time to un-pimp his ride!"

My favorite part is that tank commander that is pissed at the enemy in front of him, cause he says "Gunner, douchebag, 12 o clock!"

Almost all the quotes broke the 4th wall😂

"Rain...open top tank...fucking great engineering."

This is why I love company of hero’s it’s just these little one liners and they’re so memorable

"Fart into the radio!" "Yes sir" *Burp* Best EVER.

2:50 the best quote

"we're fucked crew. Command is drunk again" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Okay! Wasting ammo!!" XD

legenary game with legendary voice lines

Haha, i hope they will continue the tradition of hilarious unit chatter for every COH game to come :D

Oh my god, I lost it at "Panzerschreck! Time to unpimp his ride!" XD

haha "Panzerschrek, Time to unpimp his ride!"

@2:41 "Lieutenant! Fart into the radio!" "Yes sir!" *Brrrp* I fucking can't bro 😂

"Go back to ze main menu, and try out ze tutorial"

“MOTORCYCLIST….FUUUUUUUCK!” Instant Victory. GFG

0:00 Thats me when i pick an artillery company. just stack a bunch of Howitzers on the hill and just keep firing until the ground is no more than just holes on it and rubble

The units just breaks the fourth wall It's so hilarious I want to put that specific unit all by themselves