lol

i hear that a lot ingamee

Me irl

360xxX_SwagLuvUNoHomoSapiensDoritozNDewBowlOfFnafWankageWithExtraWinkyLargeSalamiOgrelord_Xxx420 Hey there, sweetie.

*BECAUSE THE ENGINE IS LOUD AS FUCK SIR!*

Rundasice that one got me. Of course video saves best for last.

"Over there"

Just like my time playing halo combat evolved multiplayer and a player with a sniper rifle being a jackarse

fulcrum 29 Was the guy’s name Leonard Church?

@@Brawler_1337 nope, but the behavior is similar. The hostile scorpion tank with its cockpit exposed and the bastard with the sniper rifle was busy shooting at the others (and missing) rather than hitting the enemy scorpion driver that's been bombarding our base

The Elefant was actually just a failiure of a destroyer. It was extremely heavy, so heavy that it sank into the ground, and had an underpowered engine to pull it.

Ohh yeah the ferdinand tank

Yeah. The tank just burned down without the crew setting the fire. Perfect for losing vehicles.

flawless way to waste metal that you dont have alot of late in the war

Cept the Ferdinand is a Deadly Tank if it actually works... *Glares at War Thunder Ferdinand*

KGB Me

Multi Rkade GULAG FOR YOU! Hahahahaha YOU FELL FOR A TRAP

KGB hai hai

Me but no gulag comrade

Ethan Tampol Ok comrade

Could you post a video of that?

Wasnt that also not for a US AA halftrack?

That was a Churchill quote

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/b9OnfcSCqMyapKM.html go to 0:39

AIRBORNE! WANNA BLOW UP HQ!?

4th wall just got a 88mm and hot destroyed

so true man

pioneer blob incoming

@@shepherdlavellen3301 and that's why I always rush heavy Machineguns, them Pioneers sure don't like getting pined by a .50 much.

@@anarchyandempires5452 doesn't 50 cal have the worst suppression of all the MGs? I'd much rather use rifleman

Stanley Pines yes they’re all laser guided. Except the american ones.

*"Yeah, i hit something"* "What was it then?" *"Friendlies..."*

@@shikikankillzone4239 once i wipped out my panzer grenadiers squad (3 men)

Flamethrower, idiot, it throws flames, USE IT!

@@amp8295 "with drunken voice " ok comandar !

Or stacking sandbags: "If I see ONE MORE SANDBAG...."

I keep forgetting that they could do that...

Sushi Muncher American version is my fav lol. If I see one more goddamn bag of dirt.

Dont we have any pioneers?!

ᵂᵉ'ʳᵉ ᵒⁿ ˢᵃⁿᵈᵇᵃᵍ ᵈᵘᵗʸ ᵐᵉⁿ c:

It's called communism

I'm sure taking weapons from dead fascisti is not considered stealing, since they are dead 🤔

@@yourcomrade4378 Taking weapons from dead enemies is fine. But stealing a biscuit from your bros? Damn. That's messed up.

@@yourcomrade4378 it's technically is stealing its called grave robbing but like they say "all fair in love and war"

@@maxluna25 its not grave robbing because the rifle is not the infantryman's possession but the state's

She don't know we'd going to stellzoo

V.S love this one

@@kaungmyatzawkevin8087 only like 2 were produced

Vat about das Leopard?

omg i read your comment when the voice line play, what a coincidence

gamingcanadian It's SOOOO accurate!!!

Multi Rkade that line could not be further from the truth really

Eh, for a 1941 Soviet infantryman stuck with a Mosint Nagant rifle, having to haul a 60 + kg Maxim, seeing countless T-26 pass him by... it might be true. A 1944 IS-2 tankist might think differently, of course.

@@VRichardsn The Germans weren't actually that technologically well equipped. Most their equipment was drawn by horses or men rather than motor vehicles, and really there wasn't a huge difference between what a German and Soviet soldier were sent into battle with.

Michael Miller u know the stg 44 was what the soviets based the AK-47 on just put the 2 next to each other and the look quite close

COH 1 reference eh

Maybe sturm pioneer spam. They have Panzerschrek and all of them are equipped with sturmgewehr, which render them powerful.

Itanimulli Nah, Sturmpioneers are very squishy and take up a lot of manpower bleed and upkeep.

Pioneer spam indeed. It was powerful, then it got nerfed. Currently it only works against the British.

@@VRichardsn why? it works well most of time!...with...ah...my level opponent.

the imperium agrees

"Mad Jack" Churchill in a nutshell.

@@kaiservonpanzer213 ima pour water on their engine

Oh my God I just realized they were both made by the same company. It might actually be a reference to Lord Commissar Bern.

The Emperor protects! CADIA STANDS!

Fagelu Lufage really? then why did they develop the panther just to counter the t34?

Early t 34s lack the commander space and hatch till the 85mm version

@BlackDeathViral03 My favourite piece of trivia about the Panther is that the first two Panthers sent into combat managed to set themselves on fire just on the drive to their unit. When the French got their hands on some Panthers and tested them, they quickly realised you simply could not drive these things up hills. Even a moderate slope would mess up the turret's ability to rotate freely and cause the engine to spontaneously combust lol

@@Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa Are you really sure about that?? xD I think you're confusing the Panther with the Elephant

@@Foxrich99 Nope. It was the Panther. The hull was designed to be water-tight so it could ford rivers, but this had a huge side-effect: Oil would leak and accumulate in the tank, whereas in most tanks it could leak out. When the Panther went up a hill, all that accumulated oil inside the tank would swoosh down to the back, touch the super hot engine, get ignited, and burn down the tanks. It took the Germans a full year to fix this

crash b agreed

crash b TRUE

So true

Correct

Every.Single.Time.

Fortunatus German humor is no laughing matter

Ethan Tampol because 1 german is an efficient one and therefore, every german must work . XD

@@paperball2113 why you have a deagle? Cause its Thursday.

@@technopriest6708 ONE DEAG ONE DEAG ONE DEAG "I'm not sure thats how one deaging works"

Dude it’s German humor. It’s no laughing matter

+Herbivore The Carnivore *I AM MISSING AN ARM

STEALING IS NOT THE SOVIET WAY

Stealing from fellow comrades. I’m triggered

proceeds to steal MG42s

Found your biscut. It's a lil' dirty, but still edible.

Hao Zhen Li its a joke about the stereotypical german accent. Like : "zis gun" (this gun) Zit you (did you) Vat iz vrong witz you. (What is wrong with you)

ZZZZZZZ

@@finnishwehraboo8377*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZODUSCHNERWSTRL*

dikk he magyar

@Hao Zhen Li avar zoroasthriandong feng varingian zimbabwe ghana whats that means im curious btw its madagascar smartass rommel cousin Wir Lagen Von Madagascar

Even slower than the slowest Porsche ever. -Pzkpfw 8 Maus

what do you think about the Porche Tiger?

@@redacted8983 You do realize the Elefant was made from the Porsche Tiger?

Hold my Maus.

@@redacted8983 I think the Porsche tiger is just a bit faster...

The_Pegasus_Box My World of tank 360 forum sig.

The_Pegasus_Box the luchs is cute

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! THEY DESTROYED MY BEAUTIFUL TIGAH!!!

Karl Jacob... and that's the other one

@ The_Pegasus_Box that´s my fav. russian sentence. And from Wehrmacht: I have my rifle, a pistol, 3grenades, 2knife´s and my dick... Im always well armed :DD

they form the best blobs for sure!

(I know this is late) but don't they say: "On us truppen" ?

The phrase is said by the Osttruppen, so they say you can count on them if you need a meat shield.

I use Osttruppen if i need a line to be held there good when used in cover weak when not there essentially a cheaper weaker alternative to grenadiers but nothing compares to panzergrenadier spam :)

@@bjorndevlieger8565 i just spam Volksgrenadiers with new Mp40s.... I hope they not shooting eachother

1:23

Thats my favourite

mkush13 Of course 1800 shots/minut sounds like victory, the fastest shooting MG in the world.

You're off by 600 rpm. The MG42 had a practcal RoF of 1200 rpm, and was capable of 1500rpm. However, the ShKAS fired at 1800rpm, with the UltraShKAS being capable of 3,000rpm

WulfeHound ShKAS is an aircraft weapon though.

RevanBladeZ And? It's still a machine gun and it fires faster than the MG42 ever could

WulfeHound i like how mg guy says: WHAT DA FUCK OORAH MEAN?!?!

Myuutsuu85 Nah, he's talking about CoD logic.

The flamethrower where an priority target for any snipers due to the volitile stuff inside those tanks

Flamethrower duty is one of the deadliest jobs anyone can take in war. You're just a big, fat, explosive and easy target.

there is a qoute from the MGs, at least the Soviets one that goes like "LOOK RIGHT, LOOK RIGHT!"

Achtung Tigergruppe!

- a t-70 tank crew fighting a tiger, probably

Because it's true

@@onionknight8128 until the transmission dies, or mud gets in the tracks

@@apyr1439 that's when the real sh*t starts

Darjeeling from Girls und Panzer in an Armor-Piercing Nutshell

1:22

well she was from saint gloriana a British school

A REAL MAN FIGHTS A PANZER AT CLOSE RANG-Kay

@@diegohiramguidogarcia6003 She's still japanese tho

I KNOW its technically impossible to shoot a panzershrek from an enclosed position. DON'T read the fucking manual next time, and you wont care so much.

The_Pegasus_Box Put a fucking eight centimeter rocket up their ass!

Scientist118 A real man fights panzer at close range!

baked potato mosic Bring the Tank Terror-ha I love that name.

+Feldmarschall Erwin Rommel Meanwhile, inside the KV-2: You know Comrades, Industrialization is the only reason why we are still in this war. And my balls. My big, big balls.

I want a Sturmgeschutz though.....

Oprah reference. Lol

The Crusading Slav Looks at 2016 patch, "Volksgrenadiers can now purchase StG44s for 60 munitions"

Rick O'Shay Raketenwerfers are much more cost efficient AT weapons compared to hand held Panzerschrecks. Dat invisibility + Ability to retreat and enter buildings.

Rick O'Shay Not the best idea to replace the crews with elite expensive units like Fallscrimjaegers or Obersoldaten. They inherit reinforcement costs as well as reinforcement time. And this would be a waste of manpower considering 2 men cannot shoot with their own rifles and instead crewing a gun. And the raketenwerfer is one of the best AT Guns for it's cost. 270mp for a gun that can retreat, enter buildings and go invisible non doctrinally. Literally removes almost all weaknesses AT Guns have. If you lose raketens that much, you might be using them too aggressively up front.

The thing is it Came TRUE

Puma? Stop making up animals, Grif.

@@Brawler_1337 Make up vehicle's name, you say. How about this: www.tanks-encyclopedia.com/ww2/nazi_germany/Sd-Kfz-234_Puma.php

A Maus too

darktemplar2403 It’s a Red vs. Blue reference, dude.

There's Lion but never make it to the production.

i was actually looking for that one lmao

same :D...but warthunder

Me upon the E100, but disappointed with the lower glacis problem. Don't believe that was true of German tanks during the War

Johan Dale same here with any tank

Johan Dale​ i always say the same when someone destroy my superior German tanks. LOL

Same, but with my Type 5.

Best one

BLScoop5 That guy must have some pretty big balls then

WendigoYT Not during late 1942, when the Commissar lost their powers, they were shocked to discover how much they were hated, with the Air Force outright asking they why they even bothered to remain.

Really? I didn't know that... Huh... The more you know.

@@HaloFTW55 well when you order a beloved ace mig fighter pilot who was a decorated hero of the battle of moscow in one of the very few High altitude fighters in russia to a ground strike mission against a well protected ANTI-AIR Battery and he inevitably fucking dies Because again, Ace FIGHTER pilot in an unarmored Lightweight High altitude Pure blood fighter. Yeah people tend to figure out you don't know what the fuck you're doing.

Pioneers: It DOES smell like pork!

Oooohhhhh! I've always heard it as "on a knife". That makes much more sense.

Reminds me of that scene in saving private Ryan where the German and American are rolling around in hand to hand but the German eventually slowly stabs him to death.... what a fucking scene.

and so the whole world did

Syria got sturmgewehr.

johnnymo221 ZF fan?

Most likely

@@LordDeathwing17 200% chance

It do

A man of culture I see

Flying Endeavor you might as well be throwing rocks

My anger towards players equipped with anti tank equipment but didn't want to shoot at the enemy armor

Now in Enlisted, PTRD-41 users shooting tank be like: *WE JUST GRAZE THEIR ARMOR SIR!*

+jolorulz PUT A FACKING 8cm. RIGHT UP THEIR ASS!!

how would you know?

No, a musical organ idiot

kevin rivera because they can be destroyed with satchel charges

Irl, a tank crew nightmare one of em is the enemy infantry

Hi aizen

Maybe Stuka bird too

OwO.

What's this?

welcome!

Yep

me too

Me three

I just watched both, it was great for it's length of only 51 seconds, many great laughs

As is bunker spam

He says 'Wilhelm'

Skylar brown One of my fav

World of tanks is for babies War thunder’s for men HOI4 is for Generals

TheImpenetrable HOI3 is for conquerors.

Stellaris is for *insert purge meme here*

Matthew Schnorr tiger is annoying

TheImpenetrable thing is I played HOI4 and War Thunder I used to play world of tanks but then I found out War Thunder was better than world of tanks

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *Lolz for days!*

+Demon Hunter In german he says: Rosen sind rot, Veilchen sind blau, ich bin bald tot ich arme alte Sau!

+Demon Hunter This was one of the community suggested lines. I am so glad they used my line :D.

+Helping Hans (James Whiteside) what is your line ?

Haha Holodomor goes...

Communism is built on hypocrisy so it's pretty natural

@@azravalencia4577 "-ACK!"

I thought that was a Stormtrooper line...

@@foxtrothermite6499 late reply, but stormtroopers (and their variants) re-use some panzergrenadier lines For example, when upgrading jaeger light infantry (okw stormtrooper variant) with their g43s, they'll use panzergrenadier lines when they actually upgrade, one being"our g43's are here, now we can kill with impunity"

Helping Hans I didn't so...danke Mr Hans x'D (Is your channel still going?)

+n543576 That pisses me off to no end...or when they throw an AT grenade and accidentally kill themselves in the process.

@@tippy4674 that's realism

Is that another Megumin profile pic?

@@NCRRangerVet47 perhaps

@@samanthablack7990 I made that comment back when I also had a Megumin profile pic.

or the MG guy: WHAT DA FUCK OORAH MEAN?!