I gave up on acupressure the day a lady looked at my feet and told me that I have an urgent gallbladder imbalance. It's working too hard, filled with too much bile, and I needed to buy her tea to fix it. I don't have a gallbladder.

"Let's check out the digestive system" *proceeds to push rod on ear*

She said 🤘🏻 priority mode activated 😂😂😂

I love the “the tonsils are happy” part lol

4:00 - "I want to look in your eyes but instead of using an ophthalmoscope I'm just going to use a light and a magnifying glass & melt your retinas"

"Let's check your gallbladder... (pokes ear) mmm.. very strong gallbladder. good." "But miss, I got my gallbladder removed 10 years ago." *impales instrument into ear*

1:04 *Pokes ear* "Yep sir you have L U N G C A N C E R"

The most satisfying bullshit I’ll ever watch, 10/10 would get misdiagnosed again

Lady doing the arm thing with that dude was the biggest bunch of bull crap I’ve ever seen. But at least it’s helping me sleep.

It’s like kids playing doctor

Don't you hate it when you're getting your ears looked at and the examiner sees your spleen

That moment when she jams the metal rod in ur ear but u respond to the pain of her jamming the piece of metal in ur ear but she says u gotta weak spleen huh

6:37 The dudes all "but miss, my tonsils were removed when I was 11" lmfao

Her trying to explain in 8:43 had me dying.

8:43 Is every high schooler who has to give a presentation in class but they forgot to do any of the research.

9:05 Doctor: “Yup, your eyes are blue. That’ll be $5,000”

I felt relaxed and lost IQ at the same time, wow impressive

Some do believe it, others find it bs. I dont care at all because this relaxes me 😄

i guess my ASMR trigger is other people being scammed...?

That lady with the pendulum is clearly moving it 😂 nana got scammed

Can’t get over the magnifying glass for looking at someone’s eyes

These comments are wild when I haven’t watched the video yet

I have been looking for this video for the last four years because I could never find the first vid 😭 I'm so happy to be back

*pokes ear* "Oh it's a little bit tender? You have the gay"

I’d pay money for people to lie to me too if I got this level of personal attention 😂

Thank you for including source info. Many of these compilations doesn't include that.

I wonder how angry these types of "DOCTORS" make actual medical doctors feel? "I got my nutrition response testing degree as prize in a cereal box"

Digestion system checked by looking into the ear...what's that? Brain's anatomy?

It's the esoteric stuff that always gets me, thanks for the vid.

“For my first test I’m going to blind you” 8:40

"You're a true blue eye". Thanks for that. Glad I came.

What is the deal with the magnifying glass and the torch? Are they trying the blind the person or give them a headache?

6:23 *activates priority mode*

Priority mode: engaged.

16:30 you can clearly see her hand moving to change the motion of the pendulum.. absolute garbage

I need more fake medicine asmr!!!

*completely pierces ear with tool* "Shit, what the hell lady??!" "It's that damn liver of yours that's so bad."

I love light shining videos! Where has iridology been all of my life? Wonderful compilation and providing the links

This comment section is golden

7.30 very happy heart , right arm aching like hell used as an joy stick for the organs 🙄🤔 wtf

I’m legitimately curious how many of these people are con artists and how many are loons who actually buy into their own crap.

Bro! Did I just see a lady give a full body exam based off of an ear exam. Wow! My ASMR side loves it but my realistic side is baffled

“A fool and his money are easily parted” apparently, for me, this sentiment makes excellent ASMR. Well, once I stop laughing that is.

Asmr wise these vids lower my heartrate, relax me and help me sleep. Keep em coming.

So the heart is Leo's priority, but his tonsils are OK so that's good!

3:44-taking a break from her duties at Winterfell, Sansa Stark decides to play doctor, but the diagnosis is always the same: "Beautiful blue eyes, but don't forget-Winter is Coming..."

I study chinese medicine and let me tell you that when i begin to practice, i will not use alot of the treatments that are taught. Im going to take a western approach and look at everything from a biological viewpoint but treat the person as a whole using SOME of the tcm treatments. Yes, acupuncture works when used for a long time, yes herbs work for chronic conditions, yes the chiropractic corrects spinal issues. However, i will not tell my patients that his qi of his liver is imbalanced. I will say "your liver has hyperfluid retention due to increased NaCl (salt) levels in your blood too high. We need to decrease the sodium level in your blood." I won't use JUST finger pulse to diagnose heart conditions, but rather, use the stethescope go know exactly which chamber of the heart has a problem. I will use the western physical exam to know if a patient was damaged from sports. I am going to look at tje body and disease from a western and scientific viewpoint but treat it w therapies that encourages your own body to heal itself. If u need a surgery, i will send u to a surgeon. No problem. As a tcm practitioner, i will be allowed to read x rays, order blood tests ect. This may seem odd, but i will use modern sceince to the fullest when using tcm medicine. *EDIT* I am no longer studying TCM. I found my passion in computer science. I do plan on studying medicine in the future, but I will go the MD/DO route to become an interventional radiologist. Wish Me luck!!!! :) *EDIT#2* I quite computer science. I am now studying Biochemistry at Arizona State University. I am applying to the University of Florida for the B.S. in Microbiology. I am still going to go down the MD route and I am planning on specializing in either Family Medicine, Interventional Radiology, Immunology, or General Surgery with an emphasis in blood-less medicine to give the best outcome for patient populations who wish not to receive a blood transfusion. I still believe in TCM and acupuncture (I am still very skeptical on homeopathy and other alternative modalities) and if I ever open up my own practice, I plan on hiring a TCM physician to help my patients be prepared before surgery and recover well after it. My goal is to study and practice medicine in Ireland, UK, France, or maybe Canada.

Honestly I would genuinely go to some of these just so I could get irl asmr

These people vote...

(pokes guy in ear with dental pick) Doctor: Your spleen is messed up

Help! Was playing around in priority mode and got stuck, I literally cant think of anything else more important right now than deactivation priority mode.

These comments are just full attack I love them 😂😂

@5:32 what if the patient doesn't have arms ?

14:51 Hey-it's Tim Heidecker getting his weekly chakra balancing treatment. Hi, Tim!

I once had a cold, i ate some peanut butter toast and i felt better the next week. Clearly this proves the restorative powers of twice cooked bread and buttered nuts, so every time i get sick i just eat peanut butter toast until i can't eat anymore.

these are really interesting, thanks for compiling and sharing!

6:29 When Pantera plays in the car.

Cheers, this is great!

I loved the first one. Always looking for those types of asmr but cant find any

Do more compilations like this please!!

What is that eyeshining bull? Priority mode... Does a spiderman sign with his hand. Lol

Very relaxing

5:30 "OK this is normal" 5:33 "Nigh!"

I love gemstone therapy lady. It's just so crazy, and yet so soothing. (I mean the first gemstone therapy lady. Not the one where you just see the practitioners hands.)

Love it😍

This is a great compilation video but the 'patient' looks so visibly upset at 10:00 it always gets me

Patient: I have something wrong with my ear Quack: your spleen is dodgy P: my arm is stiff Q: your heart needs sugar pill P: my foot is bad Q: your aura needs a crystal P: have some moneys Q: it’s a miracle your fine

These medical roleplayers need to get more than just lights and magnifying classes. Their going to make their friends go blind

poor guys arm was tired af 💀

All of them made me laugh at first but after that it's relaxing af

'Ok what do we have going on here today? *moves arm* 'That... And not that' Thanks for the clarification 😂

*Pokes ear* "You are imbalanced, buy my $600 stress ball."

I don't really understand what ASMR should be about it, but everyone's own! Whether it is interesting how many different methods of treatment there are!

Imagine if this stuff was legit. Trying to discover this would almost be as complex as discovering Easter eggs in CoD zombies

I love me some good old fashioned quackery.

7:22 i want to have happy tonsils too

Thanks!

I'd just like to say that I checked my ear and there's no pain at all anywhere, and I don't sleep enough ever and am stressed to the point of tears at least once a week, so I'm gonna call a little bit of bs on Miss. Earbody

Please can we have another compilation video like this 🥺

Quacksalver compilation. SeemsGood

when you know the answer to the question but the teacher doesn't pick you

Well, this definitely worked to put me to sleep last night!

They all fell to the tingles

I watched 11:26 through 14:53 several times in an attempt to make my brain understand anything! Lol

🤣🤣🤣it never gets old....

You can clearly see the woman in the last clip making the pendulum swing back and forth -.-

Nice compilation.

10% how good this video is 90% how that guy is heiling hitler

My grandad did a lot of nutrition testing in the 1940s.

I study integrative medicine and have never seen any of these except the pulse reading in the very beginning... these were all sketchy af

3:45 Triggers me by far the most. I don't even know what she's doing, but I'm going to assume it's the only real medicine in the whole video.

Good job👍👍👍😴😴😴

14:30 wtf am i watching

7:00 usual medicine in Germany long time ago

Would love a link to the first video relaxed me so much

4:10 "Have any problems with your eye-sight? No? Well, you will after this session"

"Here we can see the spleen" Ummm, no.. no we don't.

This is a random comment, but the woman doing trigger points in the mans ear sounds like Velma in the original Scooby doo series.

8:43 When getting caught out with an unexpected ye/no question

Priority mode rocks dude