Conan Takes Jordan Schlansky Coffee Tasting

Conan Takes Jordan Schlansky Coffee Tasting | CONAN on TBS

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CONAN Highlight: Jordan takes his caffeine very seriously, so Conan tests his espresso knowledge at LA's Intelligentsia Coffee.
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@Pendragonthegreat 4 жыл бұрын

I do a Conan/Schlansky marathon every few months

@KartikChainani 4 жыл бұрын

Pendragonthegreat I just discovered this series, it’s amazing 😂

@oer4785 4 жыл бұрын

I do it every week

@masongreenhalgh8040 4 жыл бұрын

I do it every day

@pauldavis5665 4 жыл бұрын

I do it every hour.

@102200052 4 жыл бұрын

Me too😁

@BugOperator 4 жыл бұрын

Poor Eden went through all five stages of grief in about 3 seconds when Conan busted out the Coffeemate.

@shapes9495 4 жыл бұрын

BVG OPERΛTOR thats exactly what happened accually

@45johngalt 4 жыл бұрын

@John Doe you are the only one that feels that way.

@justindenney-hall5875 4 жыл бұрын

@@45johngalt I second and third that LOL !

@thefriendlyneighborhoodspi3748 4 жыл бұрын

@@45johngalt no I also didnt liked that

@Roystothecoolkid 4 жыл бұрын

@@thefriendlyneighborhoodspi3748 it's a harmless comedic bit bozo

@speakingmoistly9912 2 жыл бұрын

Jordan opening his mouth the receive the second squeeze is comedy perfection.

@YeeSoest Жыл бұрын

I INHALED A LOT OF THE GAS PROPELLANT

@Pete_Finch Жыл бұрын

@@YeeSoest 😂😂😂

@slappymcslapster8845 Жыл бұрын

Looked like Jiz

@thomasrobinette3227 Жыл бұрын

6:07

@thomasrobinette3227 Жыл бұрын

I don't know how Jordan keeps that poker face

@mrcat3493 Жыл бұрын

It’s amazing how life-like Jordan is. Truly revolutionary work by Team Coco.

@TransoceanicOutreach Жыл бұрын

His battery life is only 40 mins though, hopefully they improve that with the new model.

@Lord.Schnitzel Жыл бұрын

uncanny valley

@melissacastro5006 Жыл бұрын

I’m still convinced this is a bit 😂 I’ve never met a person quite like Jordan

@Lord.Schnitzel Жыл бұрын

@@melissacastro5006 of course to an extend. he knows what is expected from him doing these skits. if he's a normal person you wouldn't get content.

@melissacastro5006 Жыл бұрын

@@Lord.Schnitzel 👊🏼

@Bhakshay 5 жыл бұрын

*jimmy fallon with big celebs* : 16m views *conan with jordan* : 16m views

@julian23561 4 жыл бұрын

It's quite surprising as Jimmy Fallon is pretty much a boring and uninteresting host that doesn't do anything but laugh uncontrollably while tapping his desk at the dullest of jokes.

@lomhc 4 жыл бұрын

Weird, 2 months later it's at 14m.

@lordcrayzar 4 жыл бұрын

14m

@pickle8233 4 жыл бұрын

Didnt know views gets reduced by 2M every 3 months

@Iurisetpoena 4 жыл бұрын

Still at 14M

@basicoptimalmouse 3 жыл бұрын

"Like most of the sweetest thing in life , it's best enjoyed with people you care about." That's the most wholesome thing I've ever heard a robot say.

@RealMidoryu 3 жыл бұрын

I dunno, it kinda felt like it was a robot's attempt at sarcasm instead. Like, Jordan's been complaining the entire segment about the cafe's brewing methods, yeah? So it's possible for him to also mean, "I don't care for any of these people - let me enjoy my own coffee with REAL aficionados!"

@acativ9 2 жыл бұрын

i dont think conan really got what jordan meant. i think he doesnt enjoy coffee around conan lol

@deviljon 2 жыл бұрын

I think that was his way of saying he doesn't care about any of them

@benzaiten933 2 жыл бұрын

oh I took it as a not-so-subtle jab at those presents because coffee certainly isn't considered 'sweet' by itself. so he probably meant neither coffee nor company are sweet.

@QN00 2 жыл бұрын

@@acativ9 This is it hahaa

@mikeysense2200 2 жыл бұрын

“I don’t agree with that analogy” 😂😂

@mcseedat 2 жыл бұрын

"What you saying is not logically sound"

@ameliezhou8887 2 ай бұрын

If you think about it, it really wasn’t a good analogy comparing coffee beans to meat. Sure it made sense roasting wise, but they were talking about the flavor profiles.

@apollyon4761 14 күн бұрын

@@ameliezhou8887 I do not think it was meant to be 1:1 accurate moreso just something to explain to a layman. He probably does that tour several times.

@incurableromantic4006 Жыл бұрын

Rumour has it that on dark nights, you can still hear the sound of Eden cringing in agony at the sight of the bottle of creamer.

@sidhu139 Жыл бұрын

Why only on dark nights? Why not on sunny days?

@thechicken1477 Жыл бұрын

@@sidhu139 what about sunny nights? What about sunny days in Philadelphia? Why does it seem like It's always sunny in Philadelphia?

@NiVi192 Жыл бұрын

@@thechicken1477 I kinda you are getting off track here. 😆

@mw9688 Жыл бұрын

@@NiVi192 he is onto something. In parts of Alaska it’s all sun all the time. Not as ominous to hear Edens cringe… a little peaceful.

@michaeldc951 Жыл бұрын

I never watched Conan and have no idea how him and Jordan popped up in my feed but I have been watching nonstop for an hour and laughing out loud. This is awesome!!

@dontaservant1741 4 жыл бұрын

"I Used To Think My Life Was A Tragedy" - Jordan

@haidenjennings9439 4 жыл бұрын

Now this is comedy gold 😂😂

@fyodorbocalbos7997 4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA

@apollo_2023 4 жыл бұрын

''I still think my life was a tragedy" -IBeF00L 9th January 2020 23:25

@friedmiracle9960 4 жыл бұрын

"But now i realize it's a f*cking comedy."

@hamishtaylor132 4 жыл бұрын

But now I realize, it's about preparing my body in various ways

@lockebrady8005 4 жыл бұрын

“I think you’ll be fine. It only affects...humans.”

@Mr.Reddin 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@lachlanbryans9854 4 жыл бұрын

lol

@Dr.Frasier_Crane 4 жыл бұрын

Locke Brady yep that was indeed a quote in the video.

@ember-brandt 4 жыл бұрын

He said that line just as I read this. It was magical.

@phanqirui1996 3 жыл бұрын

6:18

@SomeOne-fx9kr Жыл бұрын

I love how Jordan never says "yes" or "that's right" when Conan talks, but replies with his own words. "Would you consider yourself a coffee expert?" "I enjoy coffee."

@Goblin_Hands Жыл бұрын

@Mr. King It can be considered humble if it comes from someone humble (who would usually have a follow-up to re-assure others they are just a fan like everyone else), but in this case, it comes from a know-it-all with outlandish and pompous opinions, which we all love him for. His answers are usually short, and seem to only come out to contradict previous statements in passive aggressive manners instead of agreeable confirmations. "...To the point you used office money to purchase an espresso machine and place it near your office?" "It was a reasonable purchase." He's already trying to argue and be right, lol. He follow ups with arguments instead of just saying "yes, I bought an espresso machine" like someone might do instead of trying and find weaknesses with the argument. 5 questions later Conan is still trying to get a "yes/no" reponse.

@Goblin_Hands Жыл бұрын

@Mr. King C: "What is Intelligencia mean? Is it an Italian word?" "It's an old political party..." C (to Jordan): "Do you know? - you know italian." Jordan: "It's not Italian." C: "Do you know what it means?" Jordan: "I was just told it's an old political party..." And here Jordan could have said, "I know some Italian, but am unfamiliar with that word." Obviously in context, they all know it's a political party, so that is unnecessary information unless thrown back as a jab mixed in with these nothing answers to try and make himself seem knowledgeable and Conan seem incomprehensive.

@Goblin_Hands Жыл бұрын

Of course, this is likely a bigger act than we think (such as when Jordan sneaks his jaw slightly open the 2nd time Conan tries to stuff it with whipped cream). 5:50 Jordan does his role well, like when he interviews George Lucas with a obscure question fired off in a hostile fashion (who cares if Lucas doesn't remember every pixel and detail in his movies, he is only human): kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ncx0eJaWr7adppc.html

@bamfordsteele555 Жыл бұрын

It's how a robot would speak.

@zc8673 Жыл бұрын

@@Goblin_Hands he replies the way he does because he knows Conan and what he's ultimately trying to get at before he gets to it, so he's just spiking his argument.

@Peter_1986 Жыл бұрын

Eden's hurt expression at 4:50 is extremely convincing - it might have even been a real reaction.

@pablot-r9402 Жыл бұрын

A sign of someone who takes pride in their job and the products they deliver. Not many like her out there, but when you encounter them at their place of business, you're gonna get a good quality product.

@capnmoby9295 11 ай бұрын

As a coffee snob, I feel her pain

@paineintheass233 10 ай бұрын

Conan secretly loves shitting on people who take themselves too seriously. That's mainly why the bits with Jordan work so well.

@denmcx6538 8 ай бұрын

She's basically dying inside @4:38

@jougetsu 4 ай бұрын

her answer about tannins didn't contradict jordan's statement in any way. jordan basically said american coffee is too concetrated and she said we can't push it any higher because it'd be too bitter (tannins)

@Bear_toe 5 жыл бұрын

I took notes from Jordan to educate my friends. Edit: My ex friends.

@Kinobambino 5 жыл бұрын

Daaaamn

@landewell6862 5 жыл бұрын

They joined the war and sadly, they got hit by a mortar explosion. The OP cried for days and lost the appetite to eat. A week later, OP gathered himself together and vowed to revenge his friends. Trained himself in martial arts and the art of espionage, he took on a new identity. He travelled the stormy seas, in search of his enemies. When he found the masked mastermind, his eyes teared as he lodged the knife onto his enemy's heart. Little did he know that underneath the mask... was his bestfriend.... His heart was torn apart a million times. And so... edited this comment.

@souhirchouikha3878 5 жыл бұрын

lollll hahaaa

@jezcline 5 жыл бұрын

@@landewell6862 i can watch that movie..

@sturdyalpaca 5 жыл бұрын

Lan Dewell feck off mate making me cry

@playasadonejoe 4 жыл бұрын

I love how the coffee guy was totally into what Conan was doing! 'HOLD ME BACK!"

@missxspencer1538 3 жыл бұрын

You can tell he wanted to punch him too!

@weedthepeople2795 3 жыл бұрын

There was an Intelligencia in Chicago near my place....walked in there ONE time and never went back.....The most Pretentious environment ive ever seen.....hipster douchebags as far as the eye can see

@blanethegoat 3 жыл бұрын

his name is sam not coffee guy lets give my man the respect he deserves

@IsraelistheJewsland 2 жыл бұрын

If it weren't for the tattoos the coffee chick would be pretty hot

@darthultor6365 2 жыл бұрын

@@IsraelistheJewsland in my opinion it ads to the beauty, suits her really well. But different strokes for different folkes

@ValosarX 2 жыл бұрын

I love that all they need to do to get the audience to laugh is show Schlansky's emotionless glare.

@henrijs1733 Жыл бұрын

it also works on me, even as i imagine it now 😁

@longxiao9823 2 жыл бұрын

I've listened to Eden talk in 7:25 every year in the past 7 years. Every time, I get older and wiser, and every time I understand a little bit more of what she just said. I think I'm growing up.

@wanderingwizard1361 2 жыл бұрын

It seemed to me like she was making an argument for the coffee should not be overly concentrated which was actually the point that Jordan was making.

@longxiao9823 2 жыл бұрын

@@wanderingwizard1361 Yeah but everybody loves to see Jordan getting schooled lol

@xan1716 2 жыл бұрын

@@longxiao9823 she didn't school him really, though. Jordan was saying American coffee takes it too far in terms of concentration, and she responded by saying that indeed, they take it as far as they can. Which really isn't a refutation. (it's called a straw man.)

@longxiao9823 2 жыл бұрын

@@xan1716 Hmmm that's not really how I remember strawman argument to be. You are making it sound like she was reinforcing Jordan's argument. A strawman argument is supposed to be when she distorts his point and creates a different argument (not said by Jordan) to be attacked.

@xan1716 2 жыл бұрын

@@longxiao9823 You may be right on whether this is truly a straw man or not, technically :) My point was that she was responding as if Jordan had said "your style of espresso is not concentrated enough!" (while in fact Jordan's position was the exact opposite)

@arjun-rq6zt 4 жыл бұрын

She looked like she was gonna cry cause he was putting creamer and whipped cream in the coffee 😂😂😂😂

@savsaga4991 4 жыл бұрын

I loved what Conan did....I wanna try that too

@thebridge5483 4 жыл бұрын

I drink my coffee with whipped cream

@gfox9295 4 жыл бұрын

lol, yeah... her initial reaction (the wide eyes, the raised eyebrows) at 4:25, hahah... Conan's such a troll.

@pauldavis5665 4 жыл бұрын

She is a coffee snob. Coffee snobs want everyone to drink coffee the way they do, the don't seem to understand that everyone has different tastes.

@gfox9295 4 жыл бұрын

But she's such a different kind of coffee snob than Jordan, which is another reason this video is so fun. Watching two types of coffee snobs, a decidedly-anti-snob like Conan, and a dude just trying to do his job at a coffee place (Sam)... try to get along. ;D

@TitoChowden 3 жыл бұрын

1:43 Conan literally hit the pause button

@wildflowers4582 3 жыл бұрын

I literally died because Jordan just froze💀

@wolverineiscool7161 3 жыл бұрын

@@wildflowers4582 you literally do not know what literally means

@wildflowers4582 3 жыл бұрын

@@wolverineiscool7161 bruh...

@californiansniper2133 3 жыл бұрын

@@wildflowers4582 you are literally 😏

@andresguth4279 3 жыл бұрын

Conan being John Quiñones tho

@nighthawk0077 2 жыл бұрын

Jordan actually made a good point about over concentrated espresso.

@dreamer2260 2 жыл бұрын

He always makes good points. He's a thoughtful guy.

@yevfoster4768 Жыл бұрын

@@dreamer2260 found Jordan’s burner account

@dreamer2260 Жыл бұрын

@@yevfoster4768 So hilarious and original. I’ve never seen that joke made before.

@huzzzer6083 Жыл бұрын

@@dreamer2260 Sounds like something Jordan would say...

@XIplupIX Жыл бұрын

He did not. He basicily gives 2 numbers disregarding the coffe. You do different brew ratios depending on the roast and etc. You cant have a general exact amount coffe to water ratio. Esspecialy you also have to watch out for how long you extract. For example he likes darker coffee roast where you try to have a colder brew temperature and less water because it is really easy to extract everything from darker coffe.

@Ffejro12256 Жыл бұрын

Conan's look at 2:17 says everything...about everything...about Jordan Schlansky.

@notwhouthinkiam8646 4 жыл бұрын

Eden actually *died* inside. she looked so sad when conan pulled out the chocolate chip cookie and the whipped cream 😂

@terrancekayton007 3 жыл бұрын

Yep...& it was actually disgusting to witness so I get the side eye 👁

@weedthepeople2795 3 жыл бұрын

There was an Intelligencia in Chicago near my place....walked in there ONE time and never went back.....The most Pretentious environment ive ever seen.....hipster douchebags as far as the eye can see

@Hjaelteomslag 3 жыл бұрын

@@weedthepeople2795 Yeah, coffee is just not that complicated.

@drunkensailor112 3 жыл бұрын

@@weedthepeople2795 hahaha I can believe that

@NATIVESUNSETS65 3 жыл бұрын

@@Hjaelteomslag Yes they're trying so hard to make it out to be some type of connoisseur's drink so they can charge more $$$$, and people love those flavored creamers it's a 3 billion dollar a year business.

@megapanka 8 жыл бұрын

Conan is a improv master... seriously

@louieis1337 8 жыл бұрын

hes a genius

@Godkiller08 8 жыл бұрын

It's mostly staged but he is still a genius

@csgopro1103 8 жыл бұрын

Conan is an*

@rharms_ 7 жыл бұрын

look at his q+a videos on colleges, nothng staged but even more hilarious

@rock_oclock 7 жыл бұрын

it's scripted bro

@antoncigur3727 2 жыл бұрын

"It only effects...humans" 😂

@nicolasbasurto8041 2 жыл бұрын

Had me dying

@peeeepthis Жыл бұрын

2:57 love how quickly the coffee expert gets behind the joke

@sadiesevak2273 5 жыл бұрын

"It only effects......ah humans" 😂

@NoName-bh4pf 5 жыл бұрын

*affects

@michellemabelle8298 4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@rcoverc 4 жыл бұрын

NoName I was gonna say that

@malialabajo6189 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@J0Ecorreia 3 жыл бұрын

Also used as a joke on the Simpsons, which Conan most likely wrote then as well

@pillowybun 7 жыл бұрын

"What you're saying is not logically sound." Perfect.

@ueidpwn123 6 жыл бұрын

Kayla I

@Ch0cable 6 жыл бұрын

Mr. Spock?

@United-Federation-of-Planets 6 жыл бұрын

Jordan Schlansky is a vulcan

@zackschiffler28 6 жыл бұрын

Kayla uhvvf

@JasminLeblanc 6 жыл бұрын

High end aspergers

@umartariq Жыл бұрын

even after 8 years, still is awsome

@MatthewSheaSullivan Жыл бұрын

Eden versus Jordan was beautiful to watch

@sriramkiron4566 4 жыл бұрын

I love how Jordan just opened his mouth when Conan wanted to put whipped cream in it, like he was in acceptance that his life was for Conan to annoy him.

@AC-ny1di 2 жыл бұрын

When your boss constantly embarrasses, insults you globally & its considered as good humour.

@marks.3303 2 жыл бұрын

@@AC-ny1di It's a bit and Jordan's in on it. Conan's famously a good boss in reality.

@110southsmokingxgrilling8 2 жыл бұрын

@@AC-ny1di Who hurt you bro?

@petervansan1054 2 жыл бұрын

@@AC-ny1di but you get an espresso machine at your work

@henrijs1733 Жыл бұрын

@@AC-ny1di everyone's in on it, except you

@Jionunez7 4 жыл бұрын

7:44 Jordan has either fallen madly in love with Eden, or is graphically planning her murder.

@user-vc5rp7nf8f 4 жыл бұрын

robots aren't allowed to hurt humans

@l.llullaby7991 4 жыл бұрын

Hes planning how hes going to trap her in his basement

@firstnamelastname-uw6vq 4 жыл бұрын

If life really is a simulation, either Jordan found out the truth about it and is dead inside or he is a robot despising the fact that he needs to interact with people.

@jacquir8331 4 жыл бұрын

@@l.llullaby7991 It rubs the lotion on the skin

@unchartedjoker3866 4 жыл бұрын

@@jacquir8331 but first it prepares its body in various ways

@BlueRadium Жыл бұрын

Jordan is the final boss of the comedy straight man motif. I wonder if he realizes just how naturally funny-enabling he is.

@jspres86 9 ай бұрын

Absolutely he does. Mike Birbiglia has said that he actually worked for Jordan at one point. Jordan knows exactly what he's doing and why it's so successful.

@emilal 5 ай бұрын

Conan knows the value of a straight-man routine. It's really funny to see the second Jordan crakcs up / breaks character Conan immediately puts himself into the straight man position and the roles are flipped.

@bruler7264 5 ай бұрын

@@emilalyep, for example the train ride when they were in Italy and Jordan loses it over human soil

@melvins1992 11 ай бұрын

I love Jordan's closing line; it was such a clever insult, it didn't seem like Conan even picked up on it.

@kurtwagner350 8 ай бұрын

Yeah I always took it as Jordan insulting Conan but people in the comments are saying it’s wholesome

@MrDlt123 4 жыл бұрын

When they storm Area 51, they'll find thousands of Jordan clones.

@dr.jimmchugh1755 4 жыл бұрын

Try Law School if you're craving Jordan drones. drjimxlaw64@gmail.com

@morrishellgrn 4 жыл бұрын

And their all robots

@morrishellgrn 4 жыл бұрын

They would be kind of like Elmer clones from the Brandon rogers show

@abi243 4 жыл бұрын

You might even find the bean probe

@santopablo792 4 жыл бұрын

Jordan's a synth human.

@thedarknesscallingme 8 жыл бұрын

"what we've learned is that coffee, like most of the sweetest things in life, is best enjoyed with the people you care about" ...I'm sensing there was a backhanded comment in there somewhere lol

@sg500 8 жыл бұрын

+thedarknesscallingme yea your right considering he didnt have a cup.

@shellsy515 8 жыл бұрын

+thedarknesscallingme I have a feeling that line was scripted.

@louisg7908 8 жыл бұрын

+thedarknesscallingme Im pretty sure it had a double meaning, after quite a few jordan videos its clear he's good friend with conan so he said that in a tone that sounded sarcastic, to con

@thedarknesscallingme 8 жыл бұрын

***** oh i never meant that it was a backhanded comment in a malicious way, judging by the way Jordan and Conan get along they clearly are good friends and understand each other well

@louisg7908 8 жыл бұрын

***** yeah i understood that and scrapped my comment, but somehow it got posted half done lol

@commander_cody841 2 жыл бұрын

I love how unprofessional and just awkward it is, really makes it better

@samspade2433 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite Conan/Schlansky bit, especially at 5:05 “Jordan why don’t you make eye contact”

@jleffel6969 8 жыл бұрын

They're so uncomfortable when he adds that creamer.

@JakeDude21 8 жыл бұрын

+NotTooBright 7 Their whole life has been around coffee, so to see someone ruin an almost perfect blend for them would make their skin crawl.

@joshr8573 8 жыл бұрын

+James Leffel Equivalent to having a master chef cook you what he considers the perfect steak and then having the chef watch as you douse it in ketchup.

@theflyingmusician1 8 жыл бұрын

+Joshua Roal Or asking a chef to cook a well done steak.

@thiocarbamoyl 8 жыл бұрын

As a coffee enthusiast I physically cringed at the whole cupping section

@georgewhitefield6757 8 жыл бұрын

+NotTooBright 7 To them it would be like putting ketchup on eggs or a great streak..Doing so takes away the flavor of such a great meal..

@randyfolker2586 4 жыл бұрын

The fact that Jordan opens his mouth the second time Conan outs whip cream in kills me

@mikegarza8648 3 жыл бұрын

You can tell he is going along with the comedy aspect because he makes sure to squeeze out the excess and let it fall from his mouth both times.

@darkangel8922 2 жыл бұрын

That's just over comedy. Childish and not that funny.

@Itsyomama007 2 жыл бұрын

@@darkangel8922 dont watch it nobody is forcing u trump

@treyjames7757 2 жыл бұрын

@@darkangel8922 who hurt you?

@Sernival Жыл бұрын

@@treyjames7757 "i dont think its funny" "WhO hUrT yOu" wtf lol

@judebautista5925 Жыл бұрын

Jordan is a purist. Love him!

@cito173 Жыл бұрын

Thank goodness there’s alot of this skits to go on a binge every once in awhile 😂

@dabebop 8 жыл бұрын

"I don't agree with that analogy" is something I WISH I had said multiple times in my life. Jordan is a hero.

@BlackSpiderPro 8 жыл бұрын

That was the most hilarious thing in the whole video, according to me :D almost made me spit out my coffee!

@n.t3026 8 жыл бұрын

Yea ik just flat out disagreeing lmao

@misterknite 7 жыл бұрын

I truly admired him in that moment because it was such a shitty analogy.

@boliussa 6 жыл бұрын

+dabebop Better to say your analogy is flawed, or just "flawed analogy". I should give lessons ;-)

@partytor11 6 жыл бұрын

I don't agree with the sentiment that Boliussa should give lessons.

@fantich1 4 жыл бұрын

“This is the same screen that Jordan sees in his mind everytime he registers an emotion”😂

@Mr.Reddin 4 жыл бұрын

Ik that's funny

@sermity782 4 жыл бұрын

Ik that's funny

@drago8572 3 жыл бұрын

Ik that's funny

@Joker-mq7zr 3 жыл бұрын

What's with these bots

@joybose1821 2 жыл бұрын

Once you've seen all the Conan/Schlansky videos, just start to look only Conan's face expression to what Jordan says. It's really genuine and he is amazed most of the times.

@rangerthederpgoat2326 2 жыл бұрын

I'm really bummed that I started watching Conan again only when I heard he was leaving his TBS show. He was my favorite in my teens, but after the whole NBC nonsense I kind of stopped watching because of college and I didn't have TBS. I started binge watching these clips on KZfaq and it is possibly some of his best material. Some of the segments had me genuinely rolling which is a rarity for me. I am looking forward to checking out your travel show on TBS and new show on HBO!

@firesnakex8 2 жыл бұрын

I believe Conan is going to start an online show instead and given how close he is with his staff he may have them there as well so maybe it wont be too different

@mick271998 2 жыл бұрын

if you got apple music or spotify you should start listening to his podcast "conan needs a friend". cant see him but still hilarious if you at work or driving

@AntonioJay1204 4 жыл бұрын

If Jordan is getting paid to stay in his character for Conan's show, he is well deserved for the salary.

@HigherKaiju 4 жыл бұрын

It's not a character

@AntonioJay1204 4 жыл бұрын

@@HigherKaiju "if"

@HigherKaiju 4 жыл бұрын

@@AntonioJay1204 and it was answered

@AntonioJay1204 4 жыл бұрын

@@HigherKaiju I know Conan has been saying that's actually how Jordan is like. But I am talking this hypothetical situation when Jordan is fooling everyone around him and acting out of his character to make a name for himself. You just don't get my joke, do you, Mike?

@chromitehertz9016 4 жыл бұрын

@@AntonioJay1204 I think it's a character because we see Jordan break character often during bloopers and even actual skits.

@lolipedofin 4 жыл бұрын

The 2 nightmares of any cafes, - Coffee heretics who puts choco chip creamer to their coffee - A coffee hypersnob who takes themselves too seriously.

@RendColt 4 жыл бұрын

lolipedofi lolz

@jazzparade03 4 жыл бұрын

I only worked for a cafe for 4 days and already got a chance to meet a customer that complained his one shot latte was not strong enough which causes my boss to make a new double shot for him. Jeez. He’s an avid coffee drinker though...

@gfox9295 4 жыл бұрын

Conan and Jordan... the extreme yin and yang of coffee trolls.

@notoncemoreagain 4 жыл бұрын

I tune out hyper snobs. If I don't, I get a feeling similar to hearing nails on a chalk board: with the exception of wanting to punch the snob rather than cover my ears.

@jfiggs9780 4 жыл бұрын

StinkLizard maybe a cafe is not the place for you... try wal mart you donkey

@edl5299 2 жыл бұрын

This has got to be the funniest thing I've ever seen without doubt .... Conan you are awesome and Jordan you are hilarious and such a great sport ...

@sully1865 2 жыл бұрын

Fair dues to Eden for giving the greatest non-answer ever, and coming away with credit for it.

@jaydock1 2 жыл бұрын

She out bullshitted the bullshitter

@Peterdeskater100 2 жыл бұрын

Non answer? It's pretty common knowledge for coffee enthusiasts that too much extraction gets out the bitter soluables that overpowers all other flavours.

@Broccoli_32 2 жыл бұрын

@@Peterdeskater100 But that is literally what Jordan was complaining about, he doesn’t like how over-extracted American coffee is. Her answer was bs lol

@hk78901 Жыл бұрын

@@Broccoli_32 no, you completely missed the point, his point was the exact opposite You get less extraction with American style because there's more coffee

@thexbigxgreen Жыл бұрын

@@hk78901 no, he was saying that American espresso is *over-concentrated*

@warelephant3163 5 жыл бұрын

Their relationship is like Michael and Toby from the office

@skyscreeper5637 5 жыл бұрын

omg yes xD

@pumpkinman5954 5 жыл бұрын

Not at all. Michael is much more aggressive towards Toby and Toby never has anything intelligent to say

@cameronlang1081 5 жыл бұрын

Pumpkin Man i feel like michael always cuts toby off before he even has the chance to say something intelligent

@watersports1381 5 жыл бұрын

@@cameronlang1081 toby is the scranton strangler, michaels gut tells him that

@sabalghoo 5 жыл бұрын

More like Kirk and Spock

@ethananthony94 3 жыл бұрын

His body language is so static he doesn’t even move between cuts. 0:40

@ericfigueroa8047 3 жыл бұрын

Wow Thank you for this

@federicogarciapeter4943 3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment hahaha

@gabrielrojas2090 3 жыл бұрын

Nice eyes! Never noticed that 🤣🤣🤣

@lockejawe4050 2 жыл бұрын

It's beautiful. I've been looking at it for five hours now...

@namaloompakistani1768 2 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielrojas2090 He may have watched it several times.

@manueldelrio6187 2 жыл бұрын

Jordan Schlansky is very extremely intelligent He put up with a lot of things, CONAN and Jordan the chemistry that they have between them is awesome they work very well together keep up the good work...

@Psychol-Snooper 8 ай бұрын

I think he's more immensely extra very extremely intelligent in a exceedingly excessive way.

@isabellegiorgis2975 Жыл бұрын

totally agree with Jordan. Coffee should not taste bitter. It should taste rich, full, dense, like chocolate.

@laytonspuzzle 4 жыл бұрын

4:25 Denial 4:27 Anger 4:32 Bargaining 4:38 Depression 4:50 Acceptance

@ninobertelli4687 4 жыл бұрын

Duet

@NickRanger 4 жыл бұрын

Nailed it

@victorfergn 4 жыл бұрын

she's super cute in all of that though

@laytonspuzzle 4 жыл бұрын

@Video game vids its the stages of grief

@thetasworld 4 жыл бұрын

@Video game vids whoosh

@abdeltube772 4 жыл бұрын

"I think we've learn that coffee, like most of the sweetest things in life are best enjoyed with people you care about" - Jordan 2014

@Hyuzuka 4 жыл бұрын

Wow, you really butchered that citation

@plexone3540 4 жыл бұрын

This is so true!

@curbozer5006 4 жыл бұрын

@Marshone Lane Yes!...I did not pick up on that, at first....yay, Jordan gets in a final blow!

@michelegoodes7051 Жыл бұрын

Just loved watching Conan, he always seemed to cheer me up and that was very hard to do.

@mitchell16 2 жыл бұрын

I miss these two already! Always has me in stitches

@Goliath5100 7 жыл бұрын

I like how Eden starts off really enthusiastic and excited and by the time they get to making drinks she's completely done with their bullshit.

@belugawhale6539 6 жыл бұрын

just completely done with Jordan

@belugawhale6539 6 жыл бұрын

JCmasters100 I'm not her fan at all but what brings you the idea that he's more knowledgeable about coffee than her....nevermind, I don't even- Making assumptions and generalisations like that from one exchange, where she didn't even have much of a chance to speak (that's heavily edited, and arguably partially staged), you don't seem to be a logically sound kind.

@gemasboy Жыл бұрын

Exactly 😬

@ewanwiebe Жыл бұрын

@@gemasboy its a bit lol dw

@daa589 10 ай бұрын

You have Conan who's the least pretentious along with the most pretentious person and two people who want to be taken seriously but it's Conan O'Brien so you know something is coming. Coffemate. That's what's coming

@deshaunfortune912 4 жыл бұрын

They both looked horrified when he pulled out that creamer😂

@micnicandlic 3 жыл бұрын

deshaun fortune ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@onYaFace2023 2 жыл бұрын

2:50 the nerve of Jordan Schlansky LMAAOOOOOOOOOO

@E-MAN979 Жыл бұрын

I can vouch for the authenticity of his behavior, I had a boss that was as completely deadpan about EVERYTHING. Couldn’t have any kind of conversation with him that had any emotion, he just couldn’t express it. He laughed a few times just like Jordan has on the show but after he’s done he would go straight back to the expressionless demeanor.

@robromeo3857 8 жыл бұрын

I actually love when Jordan goes on factual rants. hahah idk why but I'm always interested in what he has to say

@Shazoo1997 8 жыл бұрын

I'm just waiting for Conan's reaction.

@RIPHitchens 7 жыл бұрын

He is Dwight Shrute + Dexter Morgan

@elamericano9965 7 жыл бұрын

No way. It's style over substance, that is Jordan's appeal. Great character tho I agree %100.

@lschalk 7 жыл бұрын

I agree!

@FacheChanteDeux 7 жыл бұрын

+Possessed Eyebrows The best part was the whipped cream and coffeemate.

@JohnSmith-qw1fg 7 жыл бұрын

the way she cringed when conan put the creamer made me feel it too

@CarlaLopesalexa 7 жыл бұрын

me too. For more funny we have to see that this only a comedy show it was kinda disrespectful from him

@bananalegacy454 7 жыл бұрын

Carla Lopes I know it's kind of late but he does get permission from them to do jokes like this

@CarlaLopesalexa 7 жыл бұрын

Even after all of that she still cringed a lttle bit

@jackclarke3241 7 жыл бұрын

i know im 5 months late but they put that on for comedy purposes

@thomaskim7239 7 жыл бұрын

@ethanporto1745 2 жыл бұрын

2:58 that guy was so happy Conan entered the conversation 😂😂

@chrisgabert1367 2 жыл бұрын

Conan has become a man who actively gets away with acting like an absolute buffoon. I love it.

@nerdock4747 Жыл бұрын

"Duo Buffoni"

@pablot-r9402 Жыл бұрын

A lot of his humor over the stretch of his talkshow has revolved around self-deprecation (poking comedic fun at himself - does this a lot interviewing guests), and so to see him act foolishly aligns with that long-standing theme, in addition to his delightful buffoonery contrasting well to his overall intelligence and professional credentials. Someone with far less mental & psychological depth would never get away with it as well as Conan.

@Jaunty_jules 11 ай бұрын

@pablot-r9402 true

@kaiminchan3835 5 жыл бұрын

“I must consult... THE BEAN PROBE!!!!”

@zaddyyali7389 5 жыл бұрын

I thought he was gonna say Elder Gods🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂

@teriyakikush 4 жыл бұрын

i gave you the +1 like for 1k likes you better thank me

@bradleyslaughter8193 4 жыл бұрын

Conan's face while he says that 🤣

@mrblaoblao6981 4 жыл бұрын

Conan’s alien bits are beyond awesome. He did another one with Jordan and the therapist (“Proceed as planned, the invasion begins tomorrow”)

@turtleh 4 жыл бұрын

Classic golden age of the simpsons had this comedic style

@trashyums721 5 жыл бұрын

I like how Conan tapped Jordan and he paused like a robot 1:43

@DrDomich 4 жыл бұрын

Tap to pause gesture

@dillvoorhees189 4 жыл бұрын

because he is one

@saschacernava5434 4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha true i just checked it, it is hilarious!!

@kevingomezofficial 2 жыл бұрын

I watch Conan’s Remotes playlist every night. It relaxes me and I go to sleep with a smile.

@bruce3242 Жыл бұрын

4:38 I could not stop laughing at her reaction i really miss these episodes.

@fuzzcentralage 6 жыл бұрын

"I inhaled a lot of the gas propellant, i have to assume that's dangerous as well."

@pizzainc95 6 жыл бұрын

"Don't worry, it only affects humans."

@ssyre7040 6 жыл бұрын

WTF are the Ancient Spartans have got to do with the Gas propellant? hhahaha

@claudebonanni6298 6 жыл бұрын

You know what whip-its are?

@HuyLy94 5 жыл бұрын

It'd be nitrous oxide, or laughing gas

@hannahgray5146 5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@corncobjohnsonreal 5 жыл бұрын

I'll bet money that Jordan is one of America's most prolific serial killers

@RacerzGTR 5 жыл бұрын

he is the zodiac killer

@dontewinfield2323 5 жыл бұрын

Smooth criminal

@keep7smiling 5 жыл бұрын

If you have seen Jordan's office, you would know that a man this messy couldn't hide a murder.

@lockndock1929 5 жыл бұрын

@@keep7smiling Or rather, the reason his room is messy is because he is trying to hide a murder?

@coenpat 5 жыл бұрын

Fantastic even

@SolamenteVees 2 жыл бұрын

Whoever edits these bits deserves some credit. It’s brilliant.

@rendonrjr Ай бұрын

This is one of favorite skits

@daltynbrewer3565 7 жыл бұрын

There's no way I could keep a straight face around Conan

@roylemaitre 7 жыл бұрын

Daltyn Brewer but jordan does

@912geoff912 7 жыл бұрын

Daltyn Brewer Q

@jayczzzya 6 жыл бұрын

Daltyn Brewer that's what makes Jordan awesome

@riderouter 3 жыл бұрын

I gotta admit. Seeing that table spin actually was kind of satisfying.

@EmpyreanLightASMR 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@christopherw2233 2 жыл бұрын

It's a lazy Susan.

@henrijs1733 Жыл бұрын

i made your 666th like

@tonypadilla9596 Жыл бұрын

@@christopherw2233 that's racist

@hasbyalfinshidiq2900 Жыл бұрын

@@EmpyreanLightASMR😊😊

@SteveBrownRocks2023 9 ай бұрын

I swear, these clips are one of the VERY few things that make me laugh out loud! 😂 This is one of the best, the things Conan says & does just KILLS me! 😆🤣

@mishterkhalid3117 Жыл бұрын

Jordan is the human embodiment of "i just discovered a European country and i made it my entire personality."

@tartagliasjigglydworshipper Жыл бұрын

although to be fair, Jordan did visit Italy A LOT and his Italian is actually decent. just that Coco needed Jordan to sound pretentious in these skits.

@harrasika 4 ай бұрын

Except he didn't just discover it, he's been intrigued by Italy for years and putting actual effort into learning their culture.

@GhostDrops1 9 жыл бұрын

I can never tell if Jordan is actually like that or if his personality is an act. If its an act then MAN is he good if its not, I still love the guy, Conan's skits with him are hilarious

@angelicelesteify 9 жыл бұрын

It's an act lol

@GhostDrops1 9 жыл бұрын

Celeste Lee Then damn, he is good

@GhostDrops1 9 жыл бұрын

crcaccounts what? Jordan?

@crcaccounts 9 жыл бұрын

wadiee ay Correct.

@kingjulian.r5748 9 жыл бұрын

The workers on the show have said that he is very modotoned so I believe that's how he really is

@HalXV 8 жыл бұрын

One day Jordan is gonna get tired and he's gonna murder Conan.

@HalXV 8 жыл бұрын

***** Hahahahahahahahahahaha

@willlamington3380 8 жыл бұрын

+AlXV Jordan is just going to be standing there, staring into your soul with the same emotionless expression and start ranting on about the minerals in Conans blood

@nikooahmadi3427 8 жыл бұрын

+Will Lamington lmfao

@gromitpesley 8 жыл бұрын

+James Little (Jaime) Some dude with a "schlansky rules" shirt.

@mithunkagayannn 8 жыл бұрын

exactly

@AlystrZelland 10 ай бұрын

Having a bad, long day but I keep consulting the "BEEEAAAN PROOOOBE" clip and having a dumb chuckle to keep me going. Thank you, Coco 🧡

@inthehole9159 11 ай бұрын

Dude I love Conan so much 😂😂

@gowd7800 4 жыл бұрын

Conan goes to Harvard Also Conan I de-gassed 3 minutes ago

@dr.jimmchugh1755 4 жыл бұрын

Anybody can go. You just go.

@QuantumFishFTW 4 жыл бұрын

@@dr.jimmchugh1755 True. You gotta go when you gotta go.

@frequentsee3815 4 жыл бұрын

420 likes

@yogitshankar6348 4 жыл бұрын

You have to see one of his Italian trip clip

@jspres86 4 жыл бұрын

That just means he’s brilliant

@MrMarkpark 5 жыл бұрын

Conan is funny as hell but Jordan is the true genius

@migostock 5 жыл бұрын

agree

@clovisdacruz6078 5 жыл бұрын

Similar to laurel and hardy

@gaafailok3719 5 жыл бұрын

I don’t understand why Jordan works at Conan when he is intelligent, such a waste shouldn’t he work in a place like a sale person, I would like to shop electronic, coffee or whatever he knows I would like his advice.

@laylac 5 жыл бұрын

Gaa Fai Lok He earns way more as an associate producer performing his various tasks and duties

@nebulousisgod 5 жыл бұрын

He doesn’t know nearly as much as he puts on. He projects an image of who he’d like to be without putting in the effort. Not that I know what I’m talking about

@tanmaydeshpande2458 2 жыл бұрын

I thought he'd make a joke about 'cupping' room at 3:27

@robertaBooey69 2 жыл бұрын

I loved watching the table spin

@TheInroad 6 жыл бұрын

"I don't agree with that analogy"

@celiaosborne3801 5 жыл бұрын

I concur with my learnt colleague

@charliemisch7325 5 жыл бұрын

so arrogant

@AnitaHanjaaab 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao he's a savage

@gamespace112 5 жыл бұрын

Jordan is 200% a sociopath

@jjryan1352 5 жыл бұрын

@@celiaosborne3801 Jordan isn't British, so it would be "learned college". Also, it's a very simple analogy. Nothing wrong with it. The heating method is irrelevant. The analogy is that there is a gradual color change to preference.

@Vyselink 9 жыл бұрын

A) I will watch anything with Jordan Schlansky. This shit is absolutely hilarious. B) Has anyone else noticed that the different late night hosts have their one thing that they do best? Craig Ferguson is EASILY the best interviewer (sad to see him go). Kimmell is great with just the sheer amount of celebrities he can get. Fallon has some of the craziest games. Letterman is just old school. And Conan has by FAR the best away segments, i.e. segments that take place out of the traditional area of the show. The Clueless Gamer segments are awesome. (I didn't include Seth Meyers because he's still getting his footing)

@JCivX 9 жыл бұрын

I pretty much agree 100% with this assessment. Maybe to my taste Ferguson is sometimes a little too crazy (in a calculated way) in his interviews and that Conan can be the best interviewer out of all of them (he has off nights of course). And Letterman - yeah he's old school and to me it just comes across as uninterested and just plain boring. But yeah, I really agree with your analysis.

@BrandonSegave 9 жыл бұрын

Conan's remotes are great

@404errorfilenotfound 9 жыл бұрын

Conan: best remotes, good interviewer but has tendency to talk over his guests. Fallon: best comedy/musical bits, terrible interviewer. Kimmel: pretty well-rounded, gets good guests via building relationships behind the scenes and sheer hard work. Ferguson: best improviser and most unpredictable. Letterman: washed-up

@dertythegrower 9 жыл бұрын

*Craigs whatever is so lame, I cannot believe he has any fans. He literally talks to a fake robot as his cohost. His jokes are horribly not funny, and I gave him multiple tries because sometimes people have bad days, but ferguson has a bad day every show, his jokes are so immature and the skits are worse than SNL these days.*

@degratest1 9 жыл бұрын

This is by far the most accurate, and non-idiotic, comment Ive seen. you are totally correct. I simply love watching CONAN. especially his remotes...and all the ones he does with Jordan. pristine!

@obmalnehw5377 Жыл бұрын

Oh, after a few years Im once sucked back into this mad series with these 2 guys. Hilarious stuff.

@marktastic86 9 ай бұрын

6:40 The droning voiceover of Jordan with the spinning table was a nice touch.

@sythinhnguyen9876 3 жыл бұрын

can’t stop binge watching Conan. Best talk show host ever

@terrancekayton007 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@mookiewilson2264 3 жыл бұрын

Ever

@youarehere0 Жыл бұрын

In all of time

@catholicdad Жыл бұрын

2nd only to Letterman.

@MrMetonicus 8 жыл бұрын

At 7:44 Jordan is plotting her death.

@vince1987 8 жыл бұрын

i wad thinking he may had an orgasm at that.

@TheExiledTexan 8 жыл бұрын

+MrMetonicus You know it's serious because he's actually making eye contact for once.

@tomsims8825 Жыл бұрын

im late to the party... pure comedic gold! conan is already legendary but jordan just adds that earthy flavor!

@amishasharma5891 2 жыл бұрын

I started 3 hours ago and I can't stop watching conan with his staff videos. How come I did not know Jordan 🥲

@Shankovich 9 жыл бұрын

So Jordan was holding back at the end for sure, because anyone who has been to Italy or Central Europe (or some legit family cafe) knows he's spot on.

@obiehn276 9 жыл бұрын

Please just shut up

@ScottyHunter 9 жыл бұрын

Obinna Nzekwe you're*

@ScottyHunter 9 жыл бұрын

***** Nice try attempting to make yourself sound right in all three of your comments. lol. That's adorable.

@SileX84 9 жыл бұрын

Scotty Hunter I live in Italy for many years. Schlansky is right!

@ScottyHunter 9 жыл бұрын

SileX84 I wasn't debating about Jordan being right or not... lol

@MikaeruDaiTenshi 4 жыл бұрын

I felt sorry for Eden, until she crushed Jordan.

@GhostHostMemories 4 жыл бұрын

that's called biding your time.

@greatbriton8425 4 жыл бұрын

Sorry but she only said she doesn't go over 22-23% extraction. That didn't discount what Jordan had said previously at all - that Americans extract too much coffee.

@gfox9295 4 жыл бұрын

FATALITY!

@jfiggs9780 4 жыл бұрын

Great Briton exactly! Jordan showed complete restraint and emotional intelligence because he saw she was not getting the point of his argument. American coffee sucks!

@zf5656 4 жыл бұрын

Jordan stated his opinion on the difference in taste. Shortly after he criticized their process. She then basically said how it needs to be that process in order to get the results of their flavor.

@Fcycfvyvvyvtfutg 2 жыл бұрын

Omg that line at the end touched me in the heart.

@TJamesBell 2 жыл бұрын

@kurihai Because a robot said it?

@ramsasmr9200 2 жыл бұрын

Eden is so freaking gorgeous!!!

@alanperez7657 2 жыл бұрын

Shes ok

@terrytummons8898 2 жыл бұрын

Even with ugly hair

@thedrhedgehog9183 2 жыл бұрын

@@terrytummons8898 mean D:

@BiggusNickus 2 жыл бұрын

She is exactly my type.

@abhinavkumarr 2 жыл бұрын

simps

@cob8652 6 жыл бұрын

6: 18 "I think you'll be fine. It only affects: ah, humans" LMAO

@rachelm.1605 5 жыл бұрын

These outside people that keep straight faces during these shoots are incredible. Unless they've done the shots 50 times in a row to the point where it isn't funny anymore. It sure seems off-the-cuff though.

@domenictate2280 5 жыл бұрын

I was just laughing at the same line then went to the comments to see if anyone else was too

@henrytm188 6 жыл бұрын

"what ur saying isn't logically sound." "This whipcream is an artificially processed product once again" "i don't enjoy American coffee" 😂😂😂 *I love this guy*

@yellowisacolor91 6 жыл бұрын

He's just so much of a bullshitter and it's great! There's this 7 minute video of a scrapped skit with him talking the entire time about Star Wars and he pulled out all he could for 6 minutes where he just drops character. Another video he talks about drinking a protein and vegetable shake in the morning and he has a shame bucket with smores pop tarts.

@rpsigns1 5 жыл бұрын

yellowisacolor91 i all mixed together in a world I all mixed up

@rpsigns1 5 жыл бұрын

Mom