Conan Furloughs Non-Essential Staffers | CONAN on TBS
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10 жыл бұрынIn the spirit of the government shutdown, Conan is laying off some of his staff. Look out Jordan Schlansky!
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@misphit1 3 жыл бұрын
Who is not essential? Everyone: Jordan Jordan: Everyone
@seriousjoke99 2 жыл бұрын
well according to jordan's logic, you are correct.. underrated comment, lmao
@ac4185 2 жыл бұрын
@@seriousjoke99 back in 1938 during the great uprising of the Slavo Erikstiens the weather in eastern Jamaica was 87.673 degrees which would indicate your comment is vastly superior.
@udayyysharma1501 2 жыл бұрын
@@ac4185 truth
@user-wr2tb9zx8g 2 жыл бұрын
@@ac4185 that’s a weather that needs air conditioning, as your name suggests!
@joaquimrodriguez8961 Жыл бұрын
Yeah we heard, why are you repeating it🤷♂??
@groadoswaggins 4 жыл бұрын
This clip has aged well.
@NativeVsColonial 4 жыл бұрын
No this has not, I can still re-watched this and have a good laugh xD
@chromitehertz9016 4 жыл бұрын
@@NativeVsColonial... that means it aged well.
@NativeVsColonial 4 жыл бұрын
@@chromitehertz9016 D:
@ameliezhou8887 4 жыл бұрын
The Non Smoker Hahaha you made me laugh too. Thank you!
@thekingz4445 4 жыл бұрын
@@NativeVsColonial r/whoooosh
@simonogren1698 4 жыл бұрын
Why is everyone hating on Jordan. He does his various task and duites
@xtensionxward3659 4 жыл бұрын
yeah and they're numerous !
@chrismhp 4 жыл бұрын
Can't hate a man who prepares his body in various ways.
@drewdadonn9904 4 жыл бұрын
...after her prepared his body in various ways🤣🤣
@arielliu9599 4 жыл бұрын
They don't hate him😂They just thought it funny to confront Conan with him hhhh
@TylerDurden730 4 жыл бұрын
@@arielliu9599 dont know if you're joking or you just dont get what they're saying
@OnlyPainAllDayEveryDay00 2 жыл бұрын
I love seeing the same exact picture of Jordan pop up in all these remotes. They treat him like a wanted criminal 😂
@okdonnyalright 2 жыл бұрын
I mean he does have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald
@geterpriffin Жыл бұрын
that picture shows his most humanistic form.
@charan.n15 8 ай бұрын
I love how it's his instagram profile picture too lol
@militant_daisies2194 4 ай бұрын
All i see is the weird receding-hairline combover in that picture of Slansky
@jamesstutts1681 5 жыл бұрын
Is anyone else on a Jordan Schlansky binge?
@XplicitStory 5 жыл бұрын
James Stutts I do that every few months. Well I just rewatch every Conan remote every few months
@themagnusthorexperience5632 5 жыл бұрын
@@XplicitStory I knew I couldn't be the only one who did that!
@scythescathach5607 5 жыл бұрын
How’d you know...I thought only my KZfaq recommendations and history knew...XD
@pippop8254 5 жыл бұрын
James Stutts right here✋
@thekaizobro9971 5 жыл бұрын
Right here! 😂 this is like my 11th Jordan vid in a row
@themagnusthorexperience5632 5 жыл бұрын
"The choice to remain hydrated doesn't imply that I have no work to do." So simple, so true.
@aniketshad 5 жыл бұрын
The Magnus Thor Experience yeaaaa 😂😂😂😂😂
@themagnusthorexperience5632 5 жыл бұрын
@@aniketshad It is one of the best comebacks I've ever heard.
@bencolombia337 4 жыл бұрын
I pressed ‘like’ because you had 599 likes and I got excited to see it turn over to 600. Regardless, I like your comment.
@themagnusthorexperience5632 4 жыл бұрын
ben colombia You’re a scholar and a gentleman!
@Idontcommentonvideos 4 жыл бұрын
@@themagnusthorexperience5632 szydlo?
@OkieAllDay 4 жыл бұрын
I thought this was for the Corona virus outbreak we are dealing with. Then I saw this was 7 years old. lol
@youtubesucks898 4 жыл бұрын
It was because of the essential and non essential employee question. It got me too, at first. Lol 🙂
@cjc1216 4 жыл бұрын
Same !
@luckyjasonfan 4 жыл бұрын
Exact same thing happened to me!!! Damn, KZfaq recommendations!!! 😒😬😂😂
@joeybulford5266 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao I had no idea this was 7 years ago
@VigilanteVegan 4 жыл бұрын
Same! Sneaky KZfaq.
@edwinsamuel5065 Жыл бұрын
What makes this truly wholesome is that in reality conan spent alot of his personal money to keep his staff when the move from NBC happened.
@jorgevielmas1083 Жыл бұрын
Wow! I didn’t know that. Awesome for Conan 🙏🏻
@Tonyhouse1168 Жыл бұрын
He’s still paying a lot of them half-wages while he and a small portion work on the podcast. Conan’s got a great heart and loyalty to his people
@adrianschroeder2798 11 ай бұрын
@@Tonyhouse1168 I had managers that had hearts like Conan. Eventually I just couldn't cut it but they still offered to set me up with as much help as possible down the road and said I could always come back. It's a good world when there are leaders like that in it.
@alexarul3124 5 ай бұрын
@@adrianschroeder2798 we got to pay it forward to the next guy/gal down the line .. keep the goodness going.
@Jordidwaard Ай бұрын
@@jorgevielmas1083 he also payed the writers out of his own pocket during the writers strike, truly a class act.
@Ralph2 4 жыл бұрын
Three letter word for vehicle that starts with 'c' is 'car'. That was savage improv.
@justinwolander194 4 жыл бұрын
thanks!
@MrPickle-wj4se 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@polaroidproductions3198 3 жыл бұрын
Yours
@langtryvlogme 3 жыл бұрын
Although it was savage and I loved it, I don't think it was improvised.
@mreese8764 3 жыл бұрын
Even better how she picks up the pen to write it down.
@IEATPEOPLE4FUN2 4 жыл бұрын
"With the exception of yourself, any particular staff member could be eliminated without any visible result on air" that was actually a spot on statement lmao
@allthings8953 4 жыл бұрын
Yes it was!!
@Ramonerdna 4 жыл бұрын
It also sounds like something you say to foreshadow a murder..or series of murders
@punkrockdavid 4 жыл бұрын
He articulates himself well.
@causti9744 4 жыл бұрын
@Potato Chips TV He just counters Conan telling him that he could be removed without anyone noticing, saying that everyone except Conan could go without an visible effect.
@kanthonyofficial 4 жыл бұрын
sounds like a lawyer’s concluding remark
@TheHornswoggle 3 жыл бұрын
The choice to remain hydrated doesn’t imply that I have no work to do. Classic Jordan
@CultureShockAddict 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@__umbra 2 жыл бұрын
Well he does have to do various things to work at peak performance. You wouldn't even know.
@MHLegacy 2 жыл бұрын
@@__umbra numerous, various, AND--let's not forget--assorted things. Such as preparing his body.
@Hakuna_My_Tatas Жыл бұрын
Along with, “I am trained in cardiopulmonary resuscitation”
@frankprogrammer 4 жыл бұрын
The Algorithm has no chill.
@roodick85 4 жыл бұрын
No chill at all
@joco8632 4 жыл бұрын
The algorithm is godly for bringing us here
@thatoneaxe681 4 жыл бұрын
The algorithm brought me here from a videoclip of a song about lacking toilet paper, the videoclip in question came out 20 days prior to this video
@luckyjasonfan 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!! From the title, I thought this was from Corona times!! 😬😩😂😂
@zackjacobson1987 4 жыл бұрын
That RONA
@kaiden3374 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan Schlansy is what happens when you put all your points in intelligence and none in charisma
@HongFeiBai 4 жыл бұрын
Haha!
@marcusrim8167 4 жыл бұрын
stick rpg?
@mariahreed2478 4 жыл бұрын
I love this comment 😂
@havek23 4 жыл бұрын
Physical charisma he might have, he takes good care of himself but yeah lol
@amaljudejoseph5066 4 жыл бұрын
Ah a man who plays fallout
@spaceye 9 жыл бұрын
I feel like I know this office so well without even having set foot in it.
@katiepaigeh12 9 жыл бұрын
***** well said. i agree
@exotiicchrome8435 9 жыл бұрын
Is like the office
@BlueJay88 6 жыл бұрын
Conan is Michael Scott Andy is Jim Sona is Pam Lyndsay is Kelly/Angela Student driver girl is Meredith Kramer is Dwight/Andy Jordan Schlansky is Toby Will Ferrell is Todd Packer Blain (The Gamer dude) is Ryan Chris (The Taco Bell guy) is Stanley Am I missing anybody?
@scottpeeples23 6 жыл бұрын
BlueJay88 who’s Creed?
@user-zw9eq3qv8o 6 жыл бұрын
BlueJay88 I feel like Jordan is more like Dwight
@nobyra 3 жыл бұрын
6:45 "you have the body language of Leah Harvard Oswald." It's insane to me how sharp Conan is. Not only analyzing Jordan's pose and cross reference it, remembering a specific picture of Leah Harvard.
@apseudonym 2 жыл бұрын
Having just watched a documentary in the JFK assassination, I thought to myself "he reminds me of somebody" but Conan had the wit to articulate it. I haven't laughed this hard in a while
@kabob21 2 жыл бұрын
It’s a scripted bit lmao I’m sure one of the writers came up w that
@cgonz8 2 жыл бұрын
"Lee Harvard"
@bansheeofinisheerin Жыл бұрын
@@kabob21 False. Conan knows how to do improv. Duh.
@bansheeofinisheerin Жыл бұрын
Who the f** is Lee Harvard?
@rajanworden4361 3 жыл бұрын
In all seriousness, it's really cool of Conan to show the relationship he has with his staff. They probably aren't worried about their jobs at all, which is something really special that Conan can do for them.
@LudaChez 2 жыл бұрын
This comment is 3 weeks old? His show just ended 2 days before this comment. A vast majority of his staff is not going to his next show. I feel since Sona is his assistant for ages she will stay. He did take care of his staff during lockdown and such. Especially in the beginning I believe they still got paid a good chunk if not all their salaries. But his contract is over and he's finally walking away. Most of his staff has been with him for so long I imagine they won't be hurting for work.
@LiburanSenang 2 жыл бұрын
@@LudaChez the company is not just about conan's show. It's an actual production company owned by Conan en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conaco
@LudaChez 2 жыл бұрын
@@LiburanSenang Yes I am aware. And it was said that it was downsizing after the show ended. People that were with him for years will no longer be with him. It's moving to a much different format that doesn't need as much people. Supposedly Jordan will not appear in future Conan things at all.
@AppliedInsight 4 жыл бұрын
Let's admit here that Jordan Schlansky is actually the last guy of the crew who is going to be fired.
@locolopez75 4 жыл бұрын
N sona
@ben1ben2ben1 4 жыл бұрын
Probably Sona
@G_G_G_G_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@ben1ben2ben1 Jordan is a producer sona is a assistant.
@ben1ben2ben1 4 жыл бұрын
@@G_G_G_G_ There are plenty of "producers". Jordan is valuable more for his popularity with the fans than his actual job. I say Sona because she seems to be by far the closest personally with Conan and is also very popular with fans
@G_G_G_G_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@ben1ben2ben1 I think finding a producer is harder than finding someone to drop off your Dry cleaning. But maybe that's just me.
@LordFartamor 5 жыл бұрын
I like how they show the same picture of Jordan everytime
@JEPHD 4 жыл бұрын
Probably the only pic they could snap with him looking at the camera lol
@ridklol9572 4 жыл бұрын
They're probably different pics, but you can't see the difference
@SGprooo 4 жыл бұрын
Its for the show
@RawhideProductions1 4 жыл бұрын
Only known picture.
@theflowerhead 4 жыл бұрын
Me too. 😅
@sanghoonlee5171 2 жыл бұрын
The Sona bit was effing hilarious. God that woman is adorable
@bansheeofinisheerin Жыл бұрын
Whoa calm down buddy
@zonefitzgerald 2 жыл бұрын
Chris Hayes saying "I make sure that you get your email" is a super good statement. Even if he doesn't directly manage people getting their emails, it's a good sales pitch. Everyone clearly understands how important getting email is for their life. We need email. We need this guy!
@Commander_Shepard. Жыл бұрын
I like how he gets the "Essential" stamp just as he finish saying the word "email" 😄
@RickACG 4 жыл бұрын
IT guy explaining his duties to the average user with the most basic words possible
@TitoTimTravels 4 жыл бұрын
All he had to tell him was he was in charge of keeping the porn sites unblocked - essential! 😷
@broodingstone958 3 жыл бұрын
@@TitoTimTravels That joke is not funny. We hear that at least 3 times a day.
@who_ami1459 2 жыл бұрын
@@broodingstone958 I disagree I found various humor within that joke
@JonnySublime 2 жыл бұрын
Is there another word for email?
@firecrackerjack68 2 жыл бұрын
@@JonnySublime internet letter?
@nikowhipolio6322 6 жыл бұрын
I feel I am essential
@airmarshal 5 жыл бұрын
Various ways of essential
@olivierletellier8280 5 жыл бұрын
You re logicly sound
@theosiristsunade 5 жыл бұрын
I think it’s fully how you bullshit your way through everything lol
@arunkumarchandrasekaran2653 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure about that. I'm sure you have prepared your body in various ways to be essential 😂😂😂
@lucaswitte2716 5 жыл бұрын
You don't feel anything
@ronycamacho7132 3 жыл бұрын
Conan is like Michael from “The Office” and Jordan is like Toby from HR.
@Sabertoothlive 3 жыл бұрын
Jordan is nothing like toby lol
@Jamfogerty 2 жыл бұрын
Jordan is like Sheldon Cooper
@firecrackerjack68 2 жыл бұрын
To be more specific, Conan in character is like Michael Scott who graduated from Harvard.
@ragingmong5593 2 жыл бұрын
Except this show is pretty funny and The Office stinks!
@chaseorosco9017 4 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is this is probably all irony; Jordan is probably one of the most essential parts of Conan's crew and that's what makes these funny.
@doggomcd 4 жыл бұрын
Well he ain't been held for so long if he wasn't
@locolopez75 4 жыл бұрын
That staff is no longer with conan
@tmyfatmufo 4 жыл бұрын
@@locolopez75 what? Everyone got fired? Lol
@DragonTamer31K 4 жыл бұрын
@@tmyfatmufo I think it's because they were brought in from NBC but now that he peaced out that makes sense
@jspres86 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, Sona’s the most essential.
@AhmedAlqaisi 8 жыл бұрын
"You just sold out the guy you sit next to." Rofl xD
@dirtymindedscholar7139 8 жыл бұрын
I read this when the video was at that moment! Damn 😂😂😂
@AhmedAlqaisi 8 жыл бұрын
+Dirty Minded Scholar lol how ironic. but man,Conan's comments are hilarious. he comes up with fantastically sarcastic responses to anything instantly. quickly became my favourite talk show host.
@georgeofhamilton 6 жыл бұрын
[awkwardly looks around] [nods]
@mulugetakejela6126 2 жыл бұрын
Jordan is actually very charming. He just works so hard not to break when Conan is naturally joking
@spurslegacy 3 жыл бұрын
Out of the blue “you have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald” WHAT LMFAOOOOOO
@alipaloba398 3 жыл бұрын
Even if that line was completely scripted, I still have no idea how someone would even thing of that
@themysteriouscatperson9483 3 жыл бұрын
In his free time, Conan compares Jordan to various killers
@TheGrimHHH 3 жыл бұрын
@@alipaloba398 Conan is completely fascinated by US history and anything involving the mandates of each president, so this coming from him is actually expected.
@aeddfe3175 3 жыл бұрын
@@alipaloba398 I believe Conan's remotes are totally unscripted, maybe they told them to say jordans' name but their reactions and convos feel natural-
@joeparsons8756 8 жыл бұрын
Funny how Jordan was the only person actually doing work when Conan came in, he probably works more than any of the people who sold him out lol
@koopatroopa187 8 жыл бұрын
+Joe Parsons That's why they sold him out. He makes them look bad.
@Psyware 8 жыл бұрын
+Joe Parsons It's a fking show, understand that
@koopatroopa187 8 жыл бұрын
Maurien Moret That's clearly one of the many assorted, various tasks that he does throughout the day.
@Blood0cean 8 жыл бұрын
+Joe Parsons not on friday
@UchihaGin 8 жыл бұрын
+Joe Parsons it's a joke.. come on..
@kennytee6882 7 жыл бұрын
If Jordan Schlansky ever leaves or is fired, we riot.
@huzaifafaheem6382 7 жыл бұрын
I agree
@sokhaphadonith8753 7 жыл бұрын
Kenny Tee brooo, I'm with you
@2011blueman 7 жыл бұрын
He's not really employable anywhere else, so definitely wouldn't leave the show.
@andreashort310 7 жыл бұрын
+Leggo My Ego I would employ him. I wouldn't even demand any kind of work from him, I'd just pay him to stick around and be weird.
@ihndcihbdehxubdeihcbdeih9836 6 жыл бұрын
Don't worry... We will start a Crusade when necessary
@ibtgb2 6 ай бұрын
The fact that Conan just pulled out and accurate Lee Harvey Oswald diss on the spot shows just how much of a history buff he really is. Dudes like a genius
@averagestudent1158 3 жыл бұрын
Jordan is smart. Making himself a fan favourite recurring character. He can just sit there all day and the show still won't fire him.
@junkmail7590 8 жыл бұрын
Conan, if you read Jordan's manual before you bought him you would know that the average T-1435 android needs at least of 20032 oz of water in order to properly cool its internal processing cores and graphical analysis chips
@BanditLeader 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah so? Jordan said he drinks 156oz. He didn't say he used 156oz
@junkmail7590 8 жыл бұрын
His internal common language translator software instructed him based on a complex system of algorithms that he should say drinks instead of used
@Chugins 8 жыл бұрын
+Bandit Leader he wants to appear more human, as not to induce the display of anti android sentiments in the workplace. He is not doing a good job.
@raiden490 8 жыл бұрын
lmao
@nickirivera8112 8 жыл бұрын
+Junk Mail omg theres s second jordan schlansky
@holdenjackson1984 4 жыл бұрын
"Is there anybod-" "Jordan Schlansky"
@fitzshawn5268 4 жыл бұрын
garin fl lmao
@Gobbbbb 3 жыл бұрын
"I-" "Jordan Schlansky"
@sandybeach123 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry, but I laughed WAY too hard at your comment, and I thank you for that.
@rishujeetrai5780 3 жыл бұрын
Conan's spot-on improvs and Jordan's genius replies. This is art.
@tobluetoblack 3 жыл бұрын
I love how there's casual fans of talk show hosts, but then there's the Conan fans. and we're hardcore.
@MrCheese201 9 жыл бұрын
4:27 "Jordan Schlansky One Cranky Fake Italian"
@elaith80 8 жыл бұрын
+Aren Balian I'm italian, i always have the feeling that he's the kind of guy who's able to try to teach me how to eat and drink wine in an italian way!!
@Jackleber 2 ай бұрын
Great eye
@AntonisExplores 8 жыл бұрын
Who else binge watched all jordan clips ? do more like this
@philipp2236 8 жыл бұрын
k
@xtraflo 8 жыл бұрын
+exto cy lol, Yup. Jordan talking about his Darth Vader masked is what sparked it for me :)
@AntonisExplores 8 жыл бұрын
lol is only getting better once you go to the order once. gets weirder and funnier right ?
@xtraflo 8 жыл бұрын
exto cy Yeah and a much deeper tale also.
@god-son-love 6 жыл бұрын
Not all, but numerous.
@mathi9084 4 жыл бұрын
6:30 : I just love that moment. Conan's attempt to (falsely) CONTAIN his ANGER towards Jordan somehow SUMS UP their entire chemistry.
@rubert134 4 жыл бұрын
I was about to say something about social distancing and then noticed that this was from 2013.
@ddebenedictis 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was current too until I heard the audience laughing.
@rmpbklyn6063 4 жыл бұрын
i was about to say
@thefatjedi 4 жыл бұрын
@@ddebenedictis nice
@luckyjasonfan 4 жыл бұрын
@@ddebenedictis Same!!! I thought Conan was at home at first!! 😅😅😅😅
@itadapeeza8559 3 жыл бұрын
OK Karen
@TheTuubster 9 жыл бұрын
Schlansky is essential just because the show can produce numerous comedy segments with him. Only with him.
@domdidomdom 7 жыл бұрын
on various topics
@mr.clippy7815 6 жыл бұрын
domdidomdom On numerous occations.
@Darkstalker212 6 жыл бұрын
Various ways..
@mrblaoblao6981 6 жыл бұрын
Numerous. Various. Assorted.
@KindaSorta451 8 жыл бұрын
Add Jordan's name on any video and I'll automatically click on it
@AnonymousSnails 8 жыл бұрын
Lmao same
@poseygrrl 8 жыл бұрын
+Sam A A friend and I just discovered we have a mutual interest in Jordan Schlansky...I like that friend so much more now.
@crackshot1234 8 жыл бұрын
+Rachel Strickland thats a friend for life right there
@Ph0be 8 жыл бұрын
Guess that means he's essential
@mauryj.3415 8 жыл бұрын
true
@Lee-gc9tn 3 жыл бұрын
I love how comfortable sona is around Conan
@orochi316 3 жыл бұрын
"Give me one name of non-essent-" "Jordan Schlansky."
@JjM91084 10 жыл бұрын
people keep saying it's scripted but the assistants did a reddit interview and the most asked q was if Jordan was like this in real life and the assistants said yes and it wasn't a gimmick. Conans lucky cuz it's comedic gold. It's like a real life dwight k. schrute
@Akoalawithshades 10 жыл бұрын
And WWE is real.
@JjM91084 10 жыл бұрын
Mikey Mike Mikey lol weak
@grammarcommunist820 10 жыл бұрын
Mikey Mike Mikey he has asbergers
@YKDDS91 10 жыл бұрын
Ian Long Asperger's or Ass burgers?
@JjM91084 10 жыл бұрын
***** Boom!
@djmichaelm3301 5 жыл бұрын
It’s probably been said a buttload of times already, but leaving NBC, at least for the viewers, was the best decision Conan could have been made.
@Funktaro5 5 жыл бұрын
Don't sell the old Late Night with Conan O'Brien short. That was great stuff. He was basically a neutered version of himself on the Tonight Show, though.
@SKhan-zp7lc 4 жыл бұрын
@Alden Buyer been forced into betterment
@metoo6247 4 жыл бұрын
@@SKhan-zp7lc =) hell yea
@nofurtherwest3474 4 жыл бұрын
Why is that?
@metoo6247 4 жыл бұрын
@@nofurtherwest3474 Because purple was and is the belittling of egotistical drieling
@JA-ev7om 4 жыл бұрын
*"you have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald."* That was so specific & true. 🤣😂🤣
@TheRoneZone 4 жыл бұрын
This clip hits a little different these days....
@vioflaondorot934 4 жыл бұрын
why?
@clevergirl4457 4 жыл бұрын
@@vioflaondorot934if you are an adult, have you been hiding under a rock through the pandemic?
@vioflaondorot934 4 жыл бұрын
@@clevergirl4457 So this clips hit a little different these days only because of COVID? I thought it was soemthing related to Schlansky
@clevergirl4457 4 жыл бұрын
@@vioflaondorot934 yeah, sorry, about that. I think the good people of the comment section are definitely referring to the 2020 Pandemic...
@luckyjasonfan 4 жыл бұрын
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
@stephenday3901 4 жыл бұрын
“You have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald” will now be my new favorite phrase
@davidjones-vx9ju 4 жыл бұрын
how is that funny?
@perfectcopy591 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidjones-vx9ju Because Lee Harvey Oswald was deranged, very similar to DeNiro's character in Taxi Driver. This manner of comparison is a comedic way of expressing to someone that he/she is a weirdo.
@user-yp3oj5se1i 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidjones-vx9ju He has the body language of a patsy.
@bradleystevens9833 3 жыл бұрын
I haven't even watched the video yet, but thanks to this awesome comment, I know it will be good. Plus it's Conan.... hahaha
@emanuelmota7217 2 жыл бұрын
@@davidjones-vx9ju Maybe you should go back to watching Jimmy Fallon.
@mkpersad 5 жыл бұрын
Holy smokes! I didn't realize this was an old video from 2013. I thought it was current and related to the 2019 shutdown. I guess history does in fact repeat itself.
@user_fake 5 жыл бұрын
Same here
@markfoster1520 5 жыл бұрын
Repeatedly!
@dafyddil 5 жыл бұрын
Yep, just not because the president was throwing a tantrum over getting us to pay more taxes for something that was supposed to be free that’s supposedly to fix a crisis that it wouldn’t even fix anyway
@dafyddil 5 жыл бұрын
BagOfDicks healthcare that helps some people vs a wall that’s totally ineffective, huge waste of money, and a scam on Americans who were told we wouldn’t have to pay for it. Also idk how unaffordable it is for you but for me it’s great. Also to people with preexisting conditions. Maybe the republicans shouldn’t have gutted the original plan OR proposed something better! Instead they just wanna scrap it and pull the plug on all the people depending on medical care.
@MossManK 5 жыл бұрын
Funny how Trump hasn't repealed or replaced it after two years in office. Your whataboutism is tiresome.
@jerymie6708 3 жыл бұрын
To be honest jordan have a huge role on conan show. -Working along with the producer to develop program concepts and ideas -Project research, gathering information and knowledge from available resources -Hiring, arranging and organizing crew members and supervising production personnel -Coordinating set construction, supervise lighting and sound plans -Making sure that the video or audio segments are in the correct broadcast order -Additional operational duties such as managing the budget, generating financial reports and status updates -Active involvement in the creative side of the job by pitching ideas, helping to develop stories and scripts and suggesting improvements
@TaraSoriano 21 күн бұрын
Exactly , managing various responsibilities and tasks
@MCshadr217 Жыл бұрын
After recently finding out what an AP actually does, Jordan did A LOT for Conan, but when you see what they do, it is hard to describe what they do, or even understand what they do.
@SomeMardyBum 9 жыл бұрын
These Conan remotes are one of my favourite things on youtube
@bobc2183 5 жыл бұрын
me too.
@giraffeorganic 8 жыл бұрын
Jordan looks like a man with great ambition. I have no doubt he could run the entire behind the scenes operation alone and still have time to drink 156 fucking ounces of water and ideally urinate every hour.
@vuthysitha7894 6 жыл бұрын
Organic Giraffe No !! It just pretending to be smart
@_VISION. 6 жыл бұрын
Expound on how he's pretending.
@schadestreams8068 6 жыл бұрын
Brita. It's just a specific brand of pitcher that has a built in filter for the water.
@Tfreezy259 6 жыл бұрын
You should really only urinate 6 times a day FYI lol
@bobhappyman 6 жыл бұрын
urine luck
@chelsea9493 2 жыл бұрын
"You just sold out the guy next to you" 'nods'
@emilyknowlton8602 4 жыл бұрын
I love him. Jordan is painfully honest and specific.
@flawlesspiano6183 8 жыл бұрын
I hope people noticed the label in front of his office -> "Jordan Schlansky One Cranky Fake Italian" Hahaha lost it
@danlosdaelealqueza549 8 жыл бұрын
hahhaa, i had to rewatch it to notice that, dayum you're one observing fella.
@rafaelsot01 7 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha, yes, you're right! i just had to adjust the video speed to see the label xD
@CocoOPNY 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for pointing that out -- that's hilarious!!!!
@TheAnantaSesa 5 жыл бұрын
And he really does look like lee harvey oswald. @ 6:48
@dracolnyte 10 жыл бұрын
4:29 i find it funny that conan changed Jordan's title on the door card to "one cranky fake italian" lol
@Unnam3dGam3r 10 жыл бұрын
fake Italian, ahahhahahahahah
@fudzzz 10 жыл бұрын
lmfao! how the hell did you catch that?! nice one!
@dallas5609 6 жыл бұрын
It's actually at 4:27 haha
@whywouldyoudothat2033 Жыл бұрын
Whenever I'm tired from work, I just watch any clips of this guy. Freaking hilarious. Somehow decreases that stress you've had for the day
@mailforbid1989 7 ай бұрын
2:56 “Just one?” This is such an underrated reaction
@SakshiKarnawat 8 жыл бұрын
I would kill to work at Conan
@RyuJinh 8 жыл бұрын
Murderer!
@dementedsquirrel1329 8 жыл бұрын
That's what Jordan said...
@aminetouhami4095 8 жыл бұрын
Happyness
@isaacnewton6930 8 жыл бұрын
apply here: conanspizza.com/images//conansapplication.pdf
@Contradae 7 жыл бұрын
that's what Jordan did...
@Solfurica 5 жыл бұрын
anyone watching this during the 2019 government shutdown
@jezeremyhubert 5 жыл бұрын
I'm watching during the 2020 shutdown.
@CultofThings 5 жыл бұрын
Yup
@fifidebruxelles 5 жыл бұрын
yep
@theoneandonly5291 5 жыл бұрын
Yezzir
@ZombieAndroid 5 жыл бұрын
Wow. I never thought that many people come back to watch old Conan videos.
@treetrain 3 жыл бұрын
"the people that need to know already know" -that is a boss mafia answer!
@DocHolidayKY99 3 жыл бұрын
“Here is a list of the general responsibilities that need to be handled by an associate producer: He works in close association with the producer to develop different program ideas and concepts He does a fair amount of the relevant research work for the projects by gathering the knowledge and information from the available resources He needs to organize and summarize his work based on the results and get the work done as per the priority He is responsible for the arrangement and organization of the crew members and supervision of the production personnel He assists in the financial matters by managing the budgets He actively participates in the creative work by getting involved in the development of stories and suggesting improvements if needed.”
@finitecoloring 3 жыл бұрын
@Nordic Tyr So summarizing: various tasks
@Dragonkiller4284 3 жыл бұрын
Greatest non answer ever
@varukonandez1797 3 жыл бұрын
Simp
@ncpyro892 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like hes liz lemon
@seimolddickhead5552 8 жыл бұрын
156 oz of water is 4.6 liters. Your welcome.
@W0lverineable 8 жыл бұрын
well that is still alot of water 2-3 litres is totally enough
@seimolddickhead5552 8 жыл бұрын
Raul Mejia r u di grammer polizei?
@moracomole8090 8 жыл бұрын
+Crow Max I drink 6 liters of of water at work alone in the summer
@CliffuckingBooth 8 жыл бұрын
+Seim Old DickHead Thanks not that much actually.Its basically double time of what is "normal"and he is right staying hydrated is good especially for the kidneys.And I believe Jordan also do lots of workout.So when you think about it that particular sketch is not very funny :/
@seimolddickhead5552 8 жыл бұрын
CharlesFBronson yeah i also drink around 4 liters in the summer. But we laugh to whatever they play the auto laugh on.
@manishravikumar7600 5 жыл бұрын
78 oz of water. Conan : what're you a weeping willow?😂
@2GodBeTheGlory2010 4 жыл бұрын
Manish Ravikumar 🤣🤣🤣
@seefmo5439 8 ай бұрын
One does not simply stop at watching just a single Jordan Schlansky clip
@bhambabean1192 4 жыл бұрын
"You have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald" is the greatest insult Conan has delivered to Jordan lol.
@parkertodd8897 9 жыл бұрын
Schlansky is probably a complete badass
@MatrixDiscovery 9 жыл бұрын
He rides a scooter to work.
@parkertodd8897 9 жыл бұрын
smasila good point :)
@make0urday66 9 жыл бұрын
smasila he rides a vespa to work lol
@FckPooTN 9 жыл бұрын
Parker Todd or a complete psycho
@iiDoomsday 9 жыл бұрын
d3af Yeah, I'm going to go with psycho
@BoshPlays 10 жыл бұрын
I love Sona. She's gorgeous and has a great sense of humour.
@paullambert3836 10 жыл бұрын
i love her laugh girls with beautiful smile and laugh a lot are hot
@worthlessburger7 10 жыл бұрын
I love Sona b/c she's thick af.
@neemaanjaa1 9 жыл бұрын
She has no sense of humor.
@DaHans360 9 жыл бұрын
I agree
@MrZer000 6 жыл бұрын
She is dumb, a liar and a rat... your standarts must be really low if u like her...
@bhambabean1192 4 жыл бұрын
"I assist the executive producer." As she recommends laying off the executive producer. 😆
@Ensignpeak 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan is the 'associate producer' not the executive producer...
@killerdisorder Жыл бұрын
156 ounces of water is 4.6 liters, if anyone was wondering
@jimspammington1831 Жыл бұрын
4.42 actually
@crushbent 5 жыл бұрын
4:27 the sign outside Jordan's office. 😂
@deckard1779 5 жыл бұрын
"One Cranky Fake Italian" LOL, never noticed that!
@spldustm8370 5 жыл бұрын
Thought it said twice Italian. Thanks for pointing it out
@102200052 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@rikardz1986 4 жыл бұрын
Nice caught
@leehitt4704 4 жыл бұрын
I just gave you your 500th like.
@999xxkharn 9 жыл бұрын
ICE CUBE VS JORDAN who will laugh first
@MoreKevinLiang 9 жыл бұрын
Jordan doesn't laugh, so by default he wins
@tuomast9572 9 жыл бұрын
cosmicquandary I have to correct you a little bit, Jordan doesn't know how to/can't laugh so that's why he would win.
@MoreKevinLiang 9 жыл бұрын
Gangsta Jesse I'm going to say that those are prerequisites for "doesn't laugh". So therefore my statement still holds true.
@tempuramonster 9 жыл бұрын
kurtis kupiszewski Jordan broke a laugh in the 'couples counseling' video
@MrChrisromero3 9 жыл бұрын
cosmicquandary Watch the couples therapy video. He cracks. That's the only time I've seen him smile. I love his charecter with Conan's childish humor.
@alcomc 3 жыл бұрын
Those short clips by CONAN are gold.
@bobbyjones8752 4 ай бұрын
I’ve never watched the Conan show but I think he’s comical from what I see on these KZfaq videos. Seems like there’s a lot of assistances for people. 😂
@notachili-head 4 жыл бұрын
12/19/2019- I began a journey. A binge watching journey... of this man named Jordan Schlansky.
@paige393 4 жыл бұрын
Not A Chili-Head same!
@mohitoBhau5499 4 жыл бұрын
Me too man. I'm losing time over here, I've lost track of what's going on now. Hahaha.
@paige393 4 жыл бұрын
Mohit Kalro oof😂😂
@susuho675 4 жыл бұрын
Beginning mine today, Jan. 21, 2020
@minetruly 4 жыл бұрын
I have embarked on the same journey.
@gonzolives4205 8 жыл бұрын
"You have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald" LMAO
@Jo-es1db 8 жыл бұрын
I agree with that quote
@fjjenkins7977 6 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@deedub3 5 жыл бұрын
I came here to applaud this joke
@OctavinaPlayer 3 жыл бұрын
I would say that everyone in Team Coco is essential. They wouldn't have stayed with Conan for years, decades even, if they're not doing essential work. This is probably one of the best workplaces ever.
@meekomio 4 жыл бұрын
God Bless Conan for keeping us entertained indoors. Years of clips to pee our pants too 😂😂
@influennzapyloric4073 4 жыл бұрын
- How often do you urinate in a day? - Ideally once an hour. - Why ideally? - Well I have to make sure my urine is clear.
@PlantingAshley 4 жыл бұрын
Influennza Pyloric i wonder if he has kidney stones. I have stones and im supposed to drink that much too but i cant its IMPOSSIBLE
@billydavidcom 4 жыл бұрын
@@PlantingAshley It's not impossible. You're actually supposed to have very light yellow pee whether you have stones or not. I keep a water bottle around all the time and sip all day... and pee every hour.
@QuasiELVIS 4 жыл бұрын
@@billydavidcom unless you have a really small bladder every hour seems excessive and disruptive. 2 or 3 litres per day should be plenty. 15 like Jordan says is crazy.
@VanguardEternal 4 жыл бұрын
@@billydavidcom isn't peeing every hour correlated to the start of type 2 diabetes, especially among obese people? Drinking lots of water is good, but peeing once an hour isn't normal, according to medics worldwide is it?
@QuasiELVIS 3 жыл бұрын
@@dontfearthereaper2887 I don't know why I wrote 15, that's obviously wrong. 4.6L is still heaps though.
@Deloria 4 жыл бұрын
I revisit the Jordan Schlansky files often, but it never ceases to amaze me how somebody so serious works for a comedy show.
@bluesteel8376 Жыл бұрын
It's a joke lol...
@tomoakley760 Жыл бұрын
Comics like Conan often pair well with a straight man, he can just deadpan while Conan escalates the absurdity. Dynamic as old as comedy itself.
@Mikee22ification 2 жыл бұрын
'The choice to remain hydrated does not reflect the work that I do' - this is a motto for life
@paulstarr9574 3 жыл бұрын
The picture of Conan and Andy in the top left corner at 1:43 is so cute
@jordanhiggins5860 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan: any staff member could be eliminated with no visible result on air Andy:
@uz7688 3 жыл бұрын
: ???
@liquidsnake6879 2 жыл бұрын
Conan did it without Andy for the longest time so the statement stands lol, unless Conan quit the show would continue as normal
@drestep4830 2 жыл бұрын
he sounded like a villan when said that line
@MisaelMatute76 2 жыл бұрын
@@liquidsnake6879 Yep, remember at some point they didn't even have writters...
@wildfreak3067 2 жыл бұрын
@@MisaelMatute76 Yeah if I remember correctly it was a NBC writer's strike and they had to do the show for a month without them.
@paulsdancing5429 4 жыл бұрын
One thing for sure Conan's employees are not scared of the boss, which means that all the employees love the boss. Rerun, but enjoyable to watch in coronavirus isolation.
@RajSachdeva 4 жыл бұрын
Google algorithm had weired sense of humor right now.
@littlerick3458 3 жыл бұрын
Watching this on 2021 feels so ahead of its time.
@poponachtschnecke 10 жыл бұрын
If Jordan Schlansky published a health book, I would probably buy it.
@evertime123 5 жыл бұрын
"The people who need to know already know" "Eliminated with no visible difference in air" *HITMAN*
@gsolier4437 3 жыл бұрын
I love this!!!! 🌻 CONAN U NEED TO KEEP GOING! More power to the show!
@Scraggledust 2 жыл бұрын
😍I’ve been watching Conan since I was in Middle School. Love this show and the creativity!
@TheyForcedMyHandLE 10 жыл бұрын
More Sona. More Jordan. Please.
@mexicanosdelmundo 5 жыл бұрын
6:40 "You have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald" 😂 LOL!
@paxcallow 5 жыл бұрын
*[ESSENTIAL]*
@thesmartgene 4 жыл бұрын
So hilarious. I was watching it during COVID-19 and thought it was recent. Love the Jordan videos.
@BruteZ7957 4 жыл бұрын
Sona and Conan's interactions in these things are adorable.
@manictiger 8 жыл бұрын
Not essential? Jordan is completely essential! Just not for any of the reasons he was hired for.
@AlterEg024 8 жыл бұрын
Conan is a genius for these skits
@StriderStryker 3 жыл бұрын
Jordan Schlansky: *shows up* Everyone: _We don’t do that here._
@Kat-pe3gq 8 ай бұрын
What are you, a weeping willow? Basically I am
@entropias_gonos 10 жыл бұрын
Jordan annihilate Conan every time! The guy is a badass!
@stevethea5250 6 жыл бұрын
The guy is a part time lawyer and poker player or something haha
@distantandvague 6 жыл бұрын
The Lee Harvey Oswald line is savage and true.
@TheSummerwine1 6 жыл бұрын
Entropy Spawn but let's not forget that one time Jordan was annihilated by Eden the coffee maker.
@00bean00 6 жыл бұрын
As far as I could tell, they weren't even really talking about the same thing.
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