CONDOMS and TINDER HOOK UPS - Toni and Ryan Podcast

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"Toni and Ryan" is a podcast by Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon
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@nathanh.1949 10 ай бұрын

I once sent my wife out to get some beer. She decided to get a pregnancy test while she was there. While she was gone, I was trying to start a fire in the fireplace, but I didn't have any wood pieces small enough. So I messaged her to pick me up a hatchet. When she got to the checkout, the cashier looks at the beer, hatchet, and pregnancy test and says "Honey, I don't know what you're hoping for, but Good Luck!!" 😂

@resolecca 9 ай бұрын

Ahh yes the well known beer hatchet and pregnancy test combo

@tweedyb569 9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@suzielees5227 8 ай бұрын

That’s hilarious!

@bmljenny 8 ай бұрын

LOL! Like checking out at the pharmacy with tampons, vodka and Advil. Sure, go ahead and ask how my day is.

@bigmama818 8 ай бұрын

😂

@MrJamesey92 2 жыл бұрын

I would see him out myself. I wouldn’t trust him to leave on his own whilst I was in the shower. Who knows what he’d steal from me 😂

@Sexci1982 Жыл бұрын

That's what I said🤣🤣🤣😩🧐🤔

@kierathompson1561 10 ай бұрын

Man absolutely does not think before he acts. I would see him out of my building and into an Uber. Hell here is a bus ticket, take yourself out of town and away from me please 😂😂😂😂😂

@resolecca 9 ай бұрын

This

@James-nr9gm 9 ай бұрын

That man both (a) was not thinking (b) had no empathy in that moment and (c) clearly has never bottomed before...

@Turtle_box78529 7 ай бұрын

Not your condoms that's for sure

@efird64 2 жыл бұрын

This is why some women just keep a box of their own. Why trust a 10 year old condom that's been in the wallet. Like "I dont have a condom" Woman pulls out one "Got you... covered" ;P

@Practicalinvestments Жыл бұрын

Where I live it’s the norm for most women to have some in their purse, 😂 I’ve never actually had to buy condoms XD

@calumsanderson6741 8 ай бұрын

You should probably be asking why men have 10 year old condoms in their wallets. Really think about it. I'll wait.

@Amanda-cv7vn 7 ай бұрын

@@calumsanderson6741most guys have told me their dad gave it to them at puberty and they hold onto it 😂

@DyAnnMarie 6 ай бұрын

@@calumsanderson6741i just pulled out my spares to see how long they last and they're already good for like 3 years + the 10?? 😭 Embarrassing

@rationallyruby 28 күн бұрын

Thank you! As a woman I do the same thing! My guy friend couldn’t believe the stash that I had! 😂

@apriladelewhyte 7 ай бұрын

I legitimately bought a tub of Vaseline and a cucumber once, those were just the items I wanted and I honestly didn't think about the way that those items did and did not go together 😂 I got to the front and paid and was seriously confused why the cashier kept looking at me with a smirk. It hit me as I left the store and I was mortified but also thought it was pretty funny.

@jessicaaaa59333 5 ай бұрын

😂😂❤cashier told their close friends that story

@aiasjones7382 5 ай бұрын

I once bought vaseline and surgical gloves at the same time and the cashier didn't bat an eyelid 😂 (it was for a hair dye job!)

@RobespierreThePoof 2 ай бұрын

OMG

@gabriellea4264 10 ай бұрын

I worked at woolies and was an online shopper and we had “express” orders which would be delivered within an hr of it being dropped in and one order I will always remember contained -Pack of condoms -Mother energy drinks -MnM’s -A candle -Tissues and a pack of ciggies 🤣 Such a romantic night

@Noobie2k7 7 ай бұрын

Seems pretty reasonable to me.

@spikeycat81 24 күн бұрын

Love it. Great night planned

@kathrine819 2 жыл бұрын

As delivery driver I have actually delivered a pack of condoms and tampons at the same time.

@jaybird0312 Жыл бұрын

For Christ's sake, does nobody have forethought anymore?

@emstink Жыл бұрын

@@jaybird0312 What does forethought have to do with ordering condoms _and_ tampons? If anything, that sounds like incredibly good forethought. Getting them delivered is just an easier, safer form of going shopping.

@ThisIsKassia Жыл бұрын

Better than a yeast infection treatment kit with the condoms

@supertobino Жыл бұрын

@@ThisIsKassia hence the condoms…

@joyskov6048 11 ай бұрын

And?

@Itsallgood710 2 жыл бұрын

I just looked it up and you can Ubereats condoms. 😊 I know someone will have already told you but I only just discovered you guys and I love you both so much!!! I don’t remember the last time I actually laughed out loud!!! 😂. Thanks Toni and Ryan!!!

@TheRazza84 Жыл бұрын

You can Uber Eats pregnancy tests as well. I have a mate who does Uber Eats and someone ordered pregs test at 3am on a Sunday morning. WTF?

@kerridunn4283 2 жыл бұрын

I think the only worst thing I can recall from a hook up is I only had regular size condoms & he required a smaller size…& got angry at me for not having unprotected sex 😂😂😂🤦‍♀️ & that I didn’t have his size

@cynthia_ess 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao! Its not even your job to provide the protection

@kerridunn4283 2 жыл бұрын

@@cynthia_ess ahh yes here I am a single woman…let me open my display of all sizes flavours & colours for your choosing sir 😂😂😂😂😂🤦‍♀️ yeah you’d think he’d of had something on hand but he couldn’t even use that well

@cassinaus Жыл бұрын

The amount of times I've had guys get pissed off because I refused sex because I had no condoms, or get annoyed when they find out that I have an IUD and still made them wear one. Are we not teaching sex ed in schools? or asking new exclusive relationships to get STI tested before i will do it unprotected and the response is "I don't think i have anything" well have you been tested? "no never" do people not care about their sexual health??!!

@Not_An_EV Жыл бұрын

@Cass so one of my friends got divorced from her husband because she suddenly started presenting with Genital warts. He accused her of cheating she denied it all. They broke up. It later turned out that she had caught the warts from her ex when they were together and they had only presented at this stage of her new relationship. All this could have been caught and dealt with early doors had they just gone and got a test, but nope, now they have a kid and a dog to divide between themselves.

@Liliarthan Жыл бұрын

I would have just laughed him out the door 😂😂😂 not coz I’m an ass about size but if someone got mad at me coz he’s too small to fit the condoms I have and he should have had his own custom sized ones 😂😂😂

@danielnascimento6300 Жыл бұрын

The fact that he said he had to ‘revive’ something should have been his first clue to leave

@amuppet8855 2 жыл бұрын

Did you buy the toilet paper or just pick up fresh towels? 🤔 🤣🤣🤣

@taylorjade2320 2 жыл бұрын

THIS COMMENT HAHAHAHAH 💀😂💀😂😂💀

@Alskasaur Жыл бұрын

4:30 this gives “what’s worse than a rapist… boom” “a child” energy

@Lord_frosted Жыл бұрын

They should sell them…. In the Uber! Also this is top 3 reason I tell ladies to always have their own protection stash. Also I think a bottle of mustard would be a stranger thing to order with a box of Jonnies 😂

@natashawho5508 10 ай бұрын

You wouldn’t know whether it’s been exposed to heat while in the vehicle, but it’s a good idea.

@Noobie2k7 7 ай бұрын

My mate was an uber driver and legit kept a box of johnnies in his glove box for any drunk hookups he picked up who might need them.

@rationallyruby 28 күн бұрын

@@Noobie2k7that’s fucking hilarious what a mad lad!

@Textech1997 Жыл бұрын

I do Door Dash in Texas and I legit delivered a box of condoms about a week ago. I was asked to leave it at the door instead of handing to the customer lol.

@dorakarys 2 жыл бұрын

What a mess poor girl. I'm with Ryan, who goes on a date with THAT in mind and only pick one condom?

@cassinaus Жыл бұрын

When i know its going to happen, i bring a whole box!! you never know haha

@stevegreening419 Жыл бұрын

@@cassinaus yeah, same! I'd rather have too many than too few! I can't figure out what thus guy was thinking! Like, if it hadn't been on the floor then maybe I coukd see where he was coming from (no pun intended), especially since he hadn't finished in it (don't get me wrong, I don't think it's a great idea, but I could understand his thought process) but the fact it had been on the floor!!! It would have had fluff/lint on it, they said dog hair, people's feet have been there 🤢🤢🤢 Years ago you could get reusable jonnies, and they stopped making them because they weren't sterile. Rubbers are sterile in their packet because its not just STIs that you can get - lint, dog hair and whatever else could cause all number infections, maybe not for him as a penis is easier to wash, but for her! Wow! Never reuse a condom! Even if there's no jizz in it, just don't. And please don't drop it on the floor. Take it off, tie a knot in the end, wrap it in some tissue and bin it. If you really don't wanna get out of bed wrap it in the tissue and put it on the night stand until the morning but not the floor 🤦🏻‍♂️

@Liliarthan Жыл бұрын

I’m guessing he’s not used to someone taking him home, hence all the expired ones 😂

@maryquitecontrary1631 11 ай бұрын

And if you knew you were going to get lucky, wouldn’t you have watched what you were drinking so you actually would get lucky!

@Chibbykins 10 ай бұрын

@@maryquitecontrary1631 dude sounds like a mess

@laurienope8863 Жыл бұрын

I did ask in the "comment for the delivery person" for 2 condoms in exchange for bigger tip while ordering food, saved the night and made someone laugh and few € richer ;) Thanks for the videos, real piece of fun and good vibes !

@heatherhackenberg8586 Жыл бұрын

Mouthwash, tampons, condoms and Saran wrap lol worst things you could buy together. I’ve done it as a joke

@Liliarthan Жыл бұрын

And a jumbo tub of Mayo or sour cream 😂😂

@a_potat 6 ай бұрын

I feel like this is a regular shopping list 😂am I weird?

@hazza335 Жыл бұрын

A few years ago I ordered condoms on Uber Eats 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ I gave clear delivery instructions to the driver, but sometimes my apartment didn’t show up on the GPS correctly. So the driver was circling around my street, called me twice and I ended up having to go down the road to meet the driver 🤦🏻‍♀️ I was wearing no pants… Took my partner and I a while to get back in the mood…

@arnoldmeyer3564 Жыл бұрын

I once was with a female friend, driving from one town to another in the middle of winter in Canada. My auto window buttons had just recently failed, so I told her we must not touch the buttons. About 2 minutes outside of town, she went to roll down the window having forgotten. We turn back and stop at the first convenience store. Grab a roll or two of Saran wrap and on the way to the till, walked past the magazines and decide to buy a dirty mag. When we get to the till, the clerk asked if we wanted a bag. Me being oblivious, naturally stated, "Nah, we're going to use it right away!" My friend coughs, looks at me shocked, angry and amused and walks outisde. And as I finish paying and grabbing the stuff, I realized what I had just said. I due of laughter due to allow the scenarios your minds just went through cause as did mine. And then we had a loud saran wrap flapping window the rest of the trip.

@reedmayhew18 11 ай бұрын

3:33 Toni is speaking some FACTS there 💯

@jfm79 10 ай бұрын

As an ex door dash driver, all the convenience store orders were unhinged. It’d be like six pack of monster energy drinks, a pound of sour patch kids and herpes medication. The worst was when I had to pickup adult diapers and Metamucil. They were also the adult diapers for women that are supposed to be like sexy and look a little more like underwear. It was at my local CVS and it dawned upon me that no one had the context that I was a door dash driver. It just looked like I was planning on an evening of inducing a pant shitting marathon. Mortifying

@jerneymantel7826 2 жыл бұрын

On the question for the podcast about “how you call your parents when you were younger?”. My answer: pama and mapa (for the words papa + mama), because my mother did “manly” things and my father did “womanly” things. Like mother = small closet; father = big clothes, cooks and cleans. So, when I was young I was confused about the gender roles the teacher/told us about, for me it never made sense.

@oscaresquire1693 2 жыл бұрын

I LOVE the close-ups of Toni's face! lol

@cynthia_ess 2 жыл бұрын

I love you guys. I can listen forever

@cynthiaandvern 10 ай бұрын

I know this is an older video, but I have witnessed a strange purchased-with-condoms situation. A friend in college was getting things for the weekend because her boyfriend was going to be in town (they lived several hours apart). He only was able to visit once a month or so. As her and I were walking through the grocery store so she could pick up the ingredients she needed for the weekend, we also swung by the pharmacy area, where she picked up a box of condoms. She then stepped a bit further down the aisle and grabbed a pregnancy test as well. Apparently she was late getting her period! So at the checkout, to be funny, she put them side by side on the belt, along with a can of whipped cream that she had picked up to go along with the dessert she had planned 😂

@colleencomeau-edison7625 Жыл бұрын

I just started watching your podcasts and I have to say you both crack me up. 😅

@alanmac1085 11 ай бұрын

just discovered you folks . you are both amazing. thank you. gonna binge watch your content

@stephanie3087 8 ай бұрын

Pull up to McDonald’s: “Yeah can I get a double cheeseburger, with a side of fries and condoms!?” 😂

@hazzaplayz808 8 ай бұрын

😂😂

@Lord_frosted Жыл бұрын

“Before and after” 😂😂😂 Toni you are hilarious 💖

@madilynhunter3961 Жыл бұрын

I have actually had to stop at Costco to pick up only 2 things: Condoms and a rotisserie chicken. And the guy at the door looked like a young college student, like right out of high school young. Not sure if he was impressed or confused. I had to tell my husband when I got home about it though.

@rebeccaknight5074 2 жыл бұрын

Macca’s already has the product tier structure for that- box of 6, 12, or 20 sharer box 😂 😂 I tell you, when Ryan said “they had one…” I yelled no 🙅🏻‍♀️🙈

@sassyjintheuk 5 ай бұрын

I just love you guys. You always make me laugh. That's when you're intending to make us laugh, by the way. I'm over here in rainy Scotland at the moment. Hope the weather's a bit better down your way. Take care and have a great New Year.

@alexdionne5942 Жыл бұрын

MY PARTNER AND I SAW CONDOMS ON UBER EATS AND DIED LAUGHING 😂😂😂

@tanaliehein4790 Жыл бұрын

Nah get this…condoms and a banana. Just one banana 😂

@hawkeyescoffee6399 Жыл бұрын

I was thinking on the same lines but I said cucumber lol.

@stevegreening419 Жыл бұрын

@@hawkeyescoffee6399 I did that! I bought condoms and KY (lube) and picked up a cucumber to go in my sandwiches for work the next day, plus a bottle whiskey. I realised how it looked when I was headed to the check out so planned on using the self service check outs (hahaha) but the line was long and I was in a rush so nipped through a regular checkout. The gal just looked, smirked and said "got a big night planned?" - I could have died!

@minorasimulator Жыл бұрын

Once went through a checkout behind someone who had a pack of condoms and a pack of Tim Tams... I was very confused.

@Liliarthan Жыл бұрын

The Tim Tams are to get her in the mood 😂

@selina8418 10 ай бұрын

I'll never forget working in a spa at a high end hotel, and a guy comes in so excited to have a girl friend he can spoil. He gushes about how great their weekend is going to be, ends up buying a stuffie, some oils, and then is like "oh yeah, and that pack of condoms, we're gonna need those. Its gonna be a busy weekend". I held back my laughter and just smiled cause he was so giddy, didn't want to kill his mood. Seriously, sell them everywhere. Even in the uber car ride, just for say 2-3 each on your ride home or something in case you forgot. Safety first.

@envoymadness4594 Жыл бұрын

Y'all Remind me of my friend group here in the US. Y'all are hilarious!

@MultiYanek 7 ай бұрын

I found your channel only yesterday, now every journey by a taxi or a bus is a risk of being admitted because sometimes I laugh so hard that I can’t even explain to people around me what’s actually going on. Although in this particular instance I probably didn’t bother explaining how blowing a hair from a condom actually looks. Thank you so much! Come to ireland sometime.

@All_Loves_Lost 7 ай бұрын

Hahahaha Toni - I have never met a guy in my life that would offer to just take care of me 😂😂😂 Omg and the term “Johnies” has me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

@Nexils Жыл бұрын

Disgusting wasn't my first thought, I'm primarily thinking about how irresponsible it is. That condom is definitely dried out and will most likely break.

@mctigger1 10 ай бұрын

If I was going on this Tinder date, as either party, I would make sure I had a few condoms on hand before I met up with the other person. Knowing that this was a hook up situation and not a dinner/movie date situation.

@mrsg2849 8 ай бұрын

“I’d be a great single person… except for the fact that I’m a freak” 😂 omg I’m dying

@janedoe4471 Жыл бұрын

I was once in an Uber that offered condoms along with bottled water and lollies on a Saturday night……. Also the worst thing to by along side condoms is vagisil, I saw this in someone’s shopping basket once and I could taste my vomit.

@emstink Жыл бұрын

Aw... Women who need vagisil have sex too you know 😞

@honey87west 2 жыл бұрын

love toni!! what a class lass.

@michellegordon6586 Жыл бұрын

She is awsome isn't she I love her laugh !!!

@aktara8811 9 күн бұрын

Toni is the funniest human ever. I’m convinced. Sorry, Ryan, love you too. Yall are a great duo. But Toni is unhinged in the best way!!

@robynmorris6388 Жыл бұрын

If they confused ribbed with McRib...could be a whole other issue😂

@awesomemanlikeaboss 2 жыл бұрын

If Uber Eats doesn't sell condoms, they better start and pay you guys commission!!

@mollytaylor8122 Жыл бұрын

As an Uber Eats driver, I can say with confidence that if I'm ever to up an order of a pack of condoms I'd take a picture of it and laugh my ass off about it with all of my friends lmfao

@BushcraftBBQ 4 ай бұрын

7:36 Dan Cummins did this joke. The worst thing you could order in addition to condoms is dog treats, lotion and sleeping pills. Lmfao 🤣.

@Escherlife 3 ай бұрын

When I went to uni in the 80s, my best friend and I would often go into the empty squash courts before the uni tavern opened at lunchtime, to sing to each other ( I would sing Kate Bush songs and he would sing Boy George songs) because the acoustics in the empty rooms sounded so great. We came up with the brilliant idea of leaving strange items of rubbish for the cleaner to pick up later and scratch her head in disbelief about…..OMG the bizarre things we would leave behind and later imagine the horror and confusion of the poor cleaner when she found them. We once left a condom full of shampoo, rubber bands, a wooden spoon and a jar of cream. Ah, youth 😂

@TrueHelpTV 2 жыл бұрын

I predict you grow to about 100k by the end of May

@sixanddone9621 10 ай бұрын

Toni saying dingas had me shoot tea across the room from my nose 😂😂

@kikibebop 2 жыл бұрын

"oh trojans just the brand name" "....you heard what I said"

@UggNJane 10 ай бұрын

I drove for uberEats. I haven't picked up condoms for anyone, but I'm sure someone orders them. Best order was a "massage wand" on a weekday midnight from a 24hr pharmacy. It was a good change of pace for such a dull night at that shop. 😆 A nightshift nurse was there and told me as I was leaving that the fun everyone at the register had over the situation made it one of her best breaks ever. And I didn't even have to take it out of the packaging.😉 If you're wondering, the customer was a terrified looking 20 year old boy. Who quickly ran to my car for me to pass it to him like it was a drug deal. It was a "leave it at the door" order. We must've taken too long with it back at the pharmacy. 😂

@jodiradelet6131 11 ай бұрын

theres a dinger on the floor....omg! lol. toni blowing....im dying......effen hilarious!

@kimteatro2055 7 ай бұрын

I taught dental health in schools. The kindergartens learned about what they would see when they went to the dentist. I had a kit with dental tools. I showed the kids a latex glove that I told the kids that the dentist would wear on his hands. One little boy shouts in excitment "I found a whole bunch of those under mommy and daddy's bed." I caught the eyes of the teacher and we both worked really hard not to loose ourselves in laughter.

@fel9556 2 ай бұрын

Toni is right about her calling back. Going down is one of my fav things and it only served me well for my future well being hehe. Friendly suggestion to all guys, do it as often as you can

@3xceIIent 10 күн бұрын

All well and good until you get a lifelong STD from it.

@datwaddledee5057 Жыл бұрын

Doordash order I had in FL at the time, plan B pills to a house in an extremely nice area. I was delivering plan B to this mansion of a house lmao but yeah uber and doordash I belueve you can order condoms now

@jennyboda8421 Жыл бұрын

Did Mrs. Hunt have a husband named Mike? 🤭 Also, you can purchase condoms through skip the dishes or any grocery pick up. They would couple terribly with Canesten or a watermelon. 😂

@Rachaelshaw7 Жыл бұрын

He's probably thinking "How great am I.. being protective.. " Screw you dude

@sarahdillon4236 10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂love these two . 😅😅I've had to provide the condom more than the guy having it. Never trust a guy to have one even if it's implied

@hazzaplayz808 8 ай бұрын

The servo idea is so genuis

@janedoe4471 Жыл бұрын

Alison from FLEMINGTON! Inner suburbs……. He would have been like 100m from the nearest convenience shop. Gags violently.

@arghjayem 2 ай бұрын

02:44 aw come on- it’s like socks or boxers, turn them inside out and you’ve got a second use out of them! 😂 07:48 worst thing you could buy with your condoms in a shop? A “Happy 82nd Birthday Grandma” card? 😂

@TheBoneLady_8731 Жыл бұрын

Salad (cheese, lettuce, beetroot, carrot, ham or luncheon or any type of lunch meat) sandwich with marmite (or vegemite).... obviously you can add any salad things you like and mayo.... don't knock it til you try it

@maximumeffortflsb2715 8 ай бұрын

I am a newly obsessed fan of these two they are just comedy gold I am a fan for life found them on TikTok and glad I found them on KZfaq and Ryan has such a sexy accent. Fulfills my gay fantasies hehehe!

@kazzuo32 Жыл бұрын

3:15 Tony is 100% right.

@LyAmerica Жыл бұрын

I've actually worked at a supermarket and we were the ones that "shopped" for the Uber to take and I've received an order that was exactly that. One box of condoms 😂😂

@catsmeow1037 6 ай бұрын

McCondoms....doo doo doo doo doo I'm loving it

@saphirejess Жыл бұрын

I'd love a McDom 😂😂 P.s u can defs get dommies through uber food/ grocery services

@samuelmellars7855 Жыл бұрын

I shit you not, there is an ubereats ad I've seen on the tv with a couple getting to it in a lift/elevator. The guys basically goes "fuck, no condom!" then they pull out a phone and put the order through while still getting more and more uh... "active". Then a hand comes through the door with a paper bag, they take it aand *cut to ubereats guy walking away* It does get aired pretty late at night though!

@sarahdavis8829 8 ай бұрын

A dude last year literally had the door dash driver dropping off condoms as I arrived lmaooo

@elmorgano81 6 ай бұрын

"Can I get some condoms, a pregnancy test and this copy of The Adventures of Tintin please"

@terramarini6880 8 ай бұрын

I once rocked up in line to the till behind a boy who had attended the same school several years below me, my retail spidey senses picked up that he was awkwardly trying to hide a box of condoms from casual observation while not appearing to be stealing. He gets to the till, is rung up and me not being able to resist doing what I can't do behind my own till piped up... Would you like those in a bag or will you be wearing them out? He laughed, so did some guy behind me, miiiighta been some pearls clutched, but I couldn't see through the tears from laughing.

@MrDR1F7R 10 ай бұрын

The McFranga, Comes in sizes Fry boy, Birdie, Hamburgler, Ronny, and for the big bys, the Grimace. With flavours like, Broken uncleaned softserve machine, day old burger patty, and Over Salted chips.

@hazzaplayz808 8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 love it

@Itsme-lt1wm Жыл бұрын

Please be aware that some STDs can also be exchanged via sulliva! Not as dangerous but still a possibility to consider:) Have a good day! Love your chanel!!!

@rhondaparr5739 Жыл бұрын

It's possible from just skin to skin contact anymore.

@elenawilliams32 Жыл бұрын

Saliva?

@lindabodewes7824 Жыл бұрын

I have 100% gone to the servo for a box of condoms and Powerade.

@MyNameThe1st Жыл бұрын

Not just impress Toni, probably 100% of the ladies

@schwarzertee7586 10 ай бұрын

Yea great idea! I can get the happymeal AND the condoms in one place! wait a minute

@furygeist Жыл бұрын

Condoms and a KitKat would be a good name for a podcast about bad/funny hook ups. 🤔

@maryquitecontrary1631 11 ай бұрын

I once purchased a video camera and a pack of condoms. I’m pretty sure I’m on a some kind of watchlist.

@nrgbunni. Жыл бұрын

I just looked it up and uber eats does in fact sell condoms in my area of Melbourne

@Aspen-bz6nn 10 ай бұрын

Condoms and whipped cream is def something ive done gotta keep marriage fun lmao

@matthew6427 10 ай бұрын

If you & your partner is a bit imaginative marriage is super fun. Your partner knows exactly what you like and keeping things fun with all sorts of extras is a good time, in my experience. We got together in HS in '98 so there's been a bit of that 😅

@user-ex9ti7ds3m Жыл бұрын

I have picked up a delivery order of lube and Gatorade before 😂

@BeMyWizard 4 ай бұрын

I read through many comments about the condoms situation. So here's a short PSA for anyone engaging in these activities. Some men (especially on Tinder) will not buy/bring protection to a HOOKUP so they don't have to wear a condom and hope that you will still put out. Even if its made clear before hand "No glove, no love" , these guys will still try to convince the hell outta you and might even bank on the fact that you're tipsy/drunk/horny/etc. They are not to be trusted. If you provide them with one and wish to proceed, make sure they put it on correctly and they do not remove it during intercourse (see stealthing). Respect boundaries and Wrap it up people!

@Bicketybam68 Жыл бұрын

Dropping a used dom on the floor sounds like a vast improvement compared to the one I found when I moved into my last apartment. One day I noticed my sink in the bathroom was not emptying very fast. It was one of those that has the drain plug built into and you could just push it up and down. They also have the ability to be unscrewed for easy cleaning and when I opened it up and tried to see what was blocking it I found a condom in it. I'm guessing the last tenant was a female (hoping at this point it was) and they had a visitor over and they decided that the best way to dispose of their dom was to shove it down the sink... Don't throw it on the floor, don't throw it in the trash.. don't even flush it down the toilet! Let's unscrew the sink plug and jam it in there. Maybe they were upset with their partner for some reason and decided to punish them for some reason (and hence me in the end) for some imagined slight, but what sort of cretin does something like that? A bad memory, I felt I should share with others. :D Cheers.

@RetroMonkey1999 7 ай бұрын

I've noted that when you search for what's available on DoorDash or Uber Eats late at night they specifically advertise condoms etc on the front results from the different stores/pharmacy and gas stations still open that late 😂

@matthew6427 10 ай бұрын

Yup, I'm in the 98%. I thought they were going to use an expired one. Depending on how long it's been expired, just wear it and pull out at the end 🤷‍♂️ I never trusted keeping them in my wallet so keep a box at home, women usually have some too. How often do you need one that close where you need one in your wallet? I mean, maybe it'll come up but at that point just roll the dice 😅

@hbic7659 6 ай бұрын

Lol I do have bought the most random things as well that did notttt go together while looking guilty even though I wasn’t.

@paulasmith7803 Жыл бұрын

My nephew married his tinder hook up, Now they have a beautiful daughter.

@joelbrown3479 10 ай бұрын

I thought he was going to rinse and reuse...😂😂😂

@youbeenchased 2 жыл бұрын

Might Uber Eats some johnnies and a cucumber for my salad tomorrow from IGA

@26Bluegb Жыл бұрын

If you are cool with sleeping with random people you should have a variety of options like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman with you.

@doorlocke8009 Жыл бұрын

buying hot sauce and toilet paper at the same time, this man has planned his own tragedy.

@laurenlawson6567 Жыл бұрын

The worst thing to buy with condoms has got to be vaginal yeast infection medication.

@Liliarthan Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 And anti-itch cream

@naomi2801 Жыл бұрын

I dropped my muffin when toni pretended to blow the hair off

@katlynlacroix5261 11 ай бұрын

Omg I already call McDonald's, McDicks. That's what they could call condoms!

@bananahamhock7222 9 ай бұрын

Used to live in a place that had an awesome Mexican restaurant that had a deal with the local health department: If you ordered delivery you could ask them to deliver you some condoms for free with your food. Now, the wisdom of sexytimes + Mexican food not withstanding, pretty awesome plan.