I feel like we're invading toni's privacy by watching this

Imagine this being the first video of Toni and Ryan you watched 😂

For those curious about the art restoration: the older a painting is, the more discoloured the varnish on top gets. And Toni & Ryan are right, it's also dust and smoke and stuff settling over the years. Conservators take the varnish off with solvent mixtures that they have tested on small portions of the painting so they know it'll only attack the varnish and not the paint.

Ryan: **Questioning what these crispy bois are** Toni: **In the bone zone**

"Can you shut up" the way she said that has me dying 😂

Nothing more relaxing than listening to Toni moan for 23 minutes 😂

The taking your bra off analogy is a million percent correct! Even the movement of the hoof is a good example of how that feels😂😂😂

There is a guy in the US who goes by the name 'Post 10'. He goes around to blocked drains and unblocks them, regularly generating whirlpools as big as his hands. His roads were clearing from massive floods and stalled vehicles to barely a drop in seconds. Very satisfying!

*needs to be renamed "Toni Does ASMR without Meaning To"* 😂

Toni and Ryan getting off in unison for 23 minutes straight 😂

Imagine having SO much money that you can roll glass jars down your marble steps and not care if they get cracked.

I adore that you had a Hoof GP clip in here. That dude is so passionate about cows and making sure they arent in pain. So they cant feel you slicing away at the hoof as its all keratin, like our nails. However, the pressure from the abscess itself gets released and then its basically immediate pain relief for the cow. Always find comfort in the fact they dont quite feel pain the same way as us, almost similar, but they can handle a LOT

A 23 minutes long Toni&Ryan video!?! We are being fed y'all!! 😍

Actually you can't touch me cuz I'll come 😂😂😂😂 TONI 😂😂😂😂😂😂

When they go "OOOHHH" in perfect harmony, it feels so good

If this video had been any longer, Toni would have been pregnant at the end of it from all the moaning 🤣Love you guys and i love these vids ♥

Don’t touch me, I’ll come. Oh my god Toni is so funny.

In case Toni and Ryan don't know: PowerWash Simulator game exists. And yes, it is quite satisfying.

My boyfriend leant over and saw you two and asked ‘is that how close they always sit’ and it fkn killed me

“You can’t touch me I’ll come” had me cackling. It’s been a rough week and I lost my job. Thank you for the laughs

She said, "can you shut up?" and I verbally, out loud in a room by myself said "please" 😂😂😂 Loved this video and the awkward moaning sounds😂😂😂

Just FYI, the art renovation and restoration is not just removing dirt, tobacco tar etc, it's also removing old, yellowed varnish as well. It's an incredible process to watch. Baumgartner Restoration has a KZfaq channel if you love that stuff.

In the painting restoration they're removing a layer of varnish and then putting a new varnish that doesn't turn yellow as much as the old varnishes used in the past. It also contains dirt and dust accumulated over time.

The Hoof GP, and the carpet cleaning are so relaxing for some reason..that and watching people setup camping/glamping… so relaxing!

1:50 Toni is said exactly what I've been referring to as lettings the puppies out.😂😂😂

I had a solid 4 months of my life where I did nothing but watch car detailing videos. I would send them to my sister thinking she would find them as relaxing and satisfying as I did, but instead, she would just yell at me for sending her weird shit.

the soap crunchy crispy bois, Ryan's like is this a thing? Toni "shut up" while she slowly turns into a puddle XD

I feel like Toni would really like those incense powder videos, because the sounds are amazing when they push the powder with their little spatula thing into the shapes

God forbid Toni wore headphones for this, it wouldn't be allowed on here! XD

Ryan's instant investment in the stairs was hilarious 😂

the car that hadnt been washed in years at 6:50? thats EXACTLY what it feels like to shower after having a depressive episode and not being able to for a week

When Toni says that it'd be real bad watching these if she was high, I thought to myself, what like me 😂 cuz the restock parts were def making me hungry.

these two are my fav people, they are close enough to be soo naughty yet they know they are kidding :)

1. I never ever thought I'd see HoofGP on Toni and Ryan. 2. It's so cute that Toni thinks horses have cloven hooves.

Graeme Parker is the Hoof GP, from Scotland, & I love his videos. I've learned more about cow hoof anatomy, than I ever thought I would need to know. But, it is very interesting, & he, & his brother-in-law, Craig, are so entertaining. Also, after a treatment, you can tell how much better the cow feels by how she walks.

Bloody stop it!! The satisfying part of any of this video is the friendship, humour, and love between Toni and Ryan.

Right when you think it can't get any better than that melon baller, they hit us with the back of the fork! Toni and I rode the same wave 🌊😅

I read Toni's book all in one night, and I have to say that I loved it. Was inspirational and hilarious!

Just discovered you guys a few days ago and I HAVE BINGED IT ALLLLL. your content is so wholesome and healinggg. It's a satisfying category in itself.

Happy to see people in my subscription feed watching videos from others in my subscription feed. The hoof GP and nate the hoof guy are amazing for cow trimming content.

Toni, that's a cow. It's the Hoff GP! I LOVE watching him.

Omg please … I need you two to read audio books. Mainly “50 Shades of Grey.” I never wanted to read those books, but I’d listen to you two. I just need there to be bloopers with laughing. 😅

i am losing it at the whole body movements when the hairs get pulled out, bless you guys

I use interior detailing videos to fall asleep sometimes lol theyre amazing, i dont get the asmr tingle or whatever it is but i still find them soothing asf

I worked for 3 years for a company that traveled to different car lots and washed their cars with a pressure washer. Every time I used the high pressure spray wand, I got a bit...excited. What a satisfying job!

Very satisfying vid you guys. The paining cleaning is especially good. What's being removed is not only dirt but mostly old varnish. The final reveal is amazing.

Cant sleep in Tennessee and a react video pops up from you guys? Love it! Thank you!😂

My misophonia vs ASMR is a battle I always lose, but I muted the video in most places and was a-okay. 👌🏼

This is exactly what I needed at 2:20 am 😂😂❤❤

I've recognized many videos but the reactions... 😂😂😂 You two are the absolute cutest. Love you guys.

Not gonna lie, the sounds Toni is making is really doing it for me.

Look up the lawn mowing ones of overgrown yards. One of the guys also cleans sidewalks and driveways too of grime and dirt. If you like the rug cleaning ones you'll like those too.

Toni moaning at videos is wild 😂😂😂 and touchy touchy Ryan 😅😂 Love the video, carpet cleaning, silicone mixing and car detailing are my favorite and grass cutting. Love the video ❤

There’s something there. It’s not just a feeling, it’s happening.

Toni saying can you just shut up whilst moaning hahahaha😂😅😂

''does it hurt the horse!??''' has they are looking at a cow hove xD love it ahahahah

😅💭 Please do more of these please❤ And thank you for the extra long vid!! Love it 💘

You two are one of the only consistent sources of positivity on the internet. Your channel and “the dodo” which is an animal based channel are my go to channels for good vibes.

One my favourite videos is the rug shampooing one

I've always found those soap cutting, and the bottles/jars on the stairs to be super wasteful. Especially when it's food in the jars.

Toni & Ryan's energy always in sync with each other; fn love that

Toni-"fruit loops are like different in australia, their like healthier now." Ryan- "ew"

Toni's and Ryan's reaction is my internal monologue!

The thing about the stocking your pantry is, you have to wash the Tupperware when you run out of the items, then most of the time you don’t run out of the items at the same time. So the panty really only looks this good until everybody destroys it in 2.5 seconds.

THANK YOU! Had a crap day at work+ and you two cheered me up!

My roommate stopped and stuck her head into the living room wondering what kind of soft core i was watching 😂

Holy crap, I need a cigarette … please do more of these. 😌

the cleaning ones get me, I used to love polishing silver for this very satisfaction.

Multiple of these made me uncomfortable and a little nauseous, anyone else?

Soooo satisfying ❤️ love the crunch..love the squish and snacks!! Good one you two❤

Every time I watch your videos I miss my best friend! But seeing yall together makes me feel all warm and fuzzy, very satisfying. The yellow on the painting is aged varnish! It yellows over time, they clean it off using solvents that won't damage the paints and then revarnish it, It's super satisfying to watch in these sped-up videos but it can take weeks to do, they literally do it with q-tips! It takes so much patience lol And I think the material in the rollers is silicone. I'm like yall with the organization vids, I love watching them, I could never have the energy to do that. By the time I get home from the store, I'm lucky if I get everything put away that same day.

The most unsatisfying video on the internet is Toni and Ryan not kissing on kiss cam

Love watching the soap cutting and rug cleaning videos

This might have been the wrong first video to watch after waking up… infected cow hooves, ingrown hairs… the day can only go up from here.

Yup, this confirms that I still don't like ASMR videos. I still love your laughters and reactions.

This randomly came up on my feed and I got so excited and then quickly realized I’ve already seen all of these 😂

You two are getting me through a pretty dark time. I laugh every video. Thank you.

Lovely way to end my day… I feel so much more relaxed now 😂🎉😴🛌💤

I love the Hoof GP! In the painting restoration they're removing years of dirt and the old varnish that yellows over time. They revarnish the painting with newer UV protective type that won't age as quickly.

Love that it’s hoof GP vids to start out, I’ve been watching so many of his videos lately and they’re sooooo satisfying, and educational

"actually you can't touch me cause I'll come" said so casually 🤣

The painting: they’re removing old varnish. Natural resin varnishes yellow over time and with exposure to UV.

I've always thought the rug ones were the best, but now... I just don't know. They're ALL so good!!

1:45 that had to be so much relief for that animal.

Toni was definitely feeling something.😂

Most of these are ASMR. It doesn’t affect everyone, but it gives tingles and is so relaxing to those who are sensitive to it. My favorite was 1the second one, the crinkling crunchy one. Absolutely gives me tingly, shivery sensation.

If I ever go to Australia it’s for these two people. 😂

I was so stoned last night watching this, and it was sooooo satisfying. Toni, OMG all your moans were like *chef's kiss* and Ryan's faces were just so good! Thank you!

American who discovered your reels. Thanks for all the funny you guys make my day almost daily.

First thing Toni reacts to "do you reckon that hurts the horse". When infact it is a cow proves this video is going to be gold

Actually you can’t touch me cause I’ll cvm. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Only Toni can say this and it be a 100% normal thing between friends 😂

I love the sound/feel of an old school paper cutter slicing through a stack of construction paper! 🫠

Does anyone else feel like we should be paying to watch and hear Toni while she is doing... that...? LOL!

Yoooo!! The hoofGP! The crossover I didn’t know I needed until now!!

You guys are my favorite people to binge watch ❤ love from Canada

Toni asking do you reckon that hurts the horse 😂😂😂 I watch Graham on the Hoof GP and I'm laughing my ass off at her realization that that's a cow 😭🤣

Hahaha when you said about it looking like a knob I laughed so hard because I noticed so many times before you said it 😂

I love that rug cleaner guy, watch him quite often!

Lmao this feels explicit I love it. I’m glad it’s not just me

Love these videos and love you guys! 😊