I have been trapped in this video for 8 hours. Every time he tells me to touch his finger at the end, I do and the video rewinds by ten seconds
@Yonkadonka3 ай бұрын
Sisyphus.
@keenfrizzle Жыл бұрын
My mind split in half when the Dragonfly kept spinning and flipping and unfolding like it did. One of those impossible objects, but someone was selling it as an actual product. Unreal
@selmiespot Жыл бұрын
i love how when its all folded together its just the most unwieldy hunk of metal you've ever seen lol. like a literal brick of screens and keyboards
@randomguy8107 Жыл бұрын
I would love this thing to be real, it looks great
@grunkleg.3110 Жыл бұрын
I love how for the Dragonfly Knife Device, they decided to split the keyboard in half for it to be able to fold and so you can try to type like a normal person. But then that means you can't use it as one single laptop, you need to use dual-screen mode for the full keyboard, have fun being productive while your attention is split perfectly down the center. I also found it really funny how they started the video with their vice president of social media introduce the supposed issue the product solves instead of like the CEO or the lead designer or the guy who came up with the idea
@thatoneguy9582 Жыл бұрын
it does very blatantly show that the keyboard doesn’t work in the one laptop mode now that you mention it yeah
@TheOblomoff Жыл бұрын
I can see how "not to be used as a weapon" is necessary warning for the expandable staff.
@ethanmontgomery6132 Жыл бұрын
Well I'm wondering what you use it for if NOT a weapon. Just to spin around for show or otherwise be a total nerd with it.
@matthewbartlett3442 Жыл бұрын
Ethan Montgomery what’s the difference
@_Jay_Maker_ Жыл бұрын
But then what's the fucking point of it? You can literally go to a hardware store and get a wooden dowel for 10 bucks, if that, and accomplish the same thing. All he does is spin it. Actual canes and walking sticks are cheaper and collapsible batons - that actually are used and serviceable for self-defense - are both less cumbersome and more useful. My guy is even dressed up like you're not supposed to take him seriously. Would've been more reasonable if he'd done Darth Maul cosplay.
@railfun Жыл бұрын
Yeah, because using an extendable baton as a weapon is a serious crime in several states. Illegal to even own in California, illegal to carry in Mass., New York, and DC.
@gameuniverse5973 Жыл бұрын
@@_Jay_Maker_ like the power pole from DBZ or as the original sun wukong staff to use as a prop
@castform7 Жыл бұрын
The Ring seems like a really cool idea that's held back by multiple logistical problems and "what if" scenarios. It feels more like something you'd see in a futuristic movie and be like "dude that's so cool I wish it were real".
@Hexumonium Жыл бұрын
It's like Okami IRL. Maybe it would have been more successful as a paintbrush.
@damandatwin Жыл бұрын
Yeah there is no way they can actually make that work like they described
@MrSkerpentine Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite failed kickstarters I’ve come across was this I thiiiink MMO game where the idea is that they make a 3D model and/or real world animatronic of you that moves inside of a real world set (it’s not well explained at all) and the game has this batshit insane plot about Google nuking the world and a bunch of refugees being flung out into space on a ship housing the corpse of actual Steve Jobs or something I was unable to find what the project was called (yes even that is hard to pin down) but there’s a video on it on KZfaq called “Kickstarter Nonstarters: We Don’t Know What This Is”
@tdpmaze Жыл бұрын
I literally just was trying to find a coney vid to watch and then thought to myself, “this is around the time he posts.” And boom
@level3xfactor Жыл бұрын
Helps the work day go by that much faster 😊
@LucidProtean Жыл бұрын
You made him upload, you conjured it
@portalfreak7628 Жыл бұрын
8:28 Oh my GOD I remember this one!!! There's this channel called Retsupurae where the guys running it (who'd used to do MST3K-like riffs on really bad Let's Plays) did a series of videos looking at really bad Kickstarters back when they were new _nearly ten years ago at most_ and they did one on this exact dude. Absolutely crazy to see it featured here.
@lucifersam7946 Жыл бұрын
The first thought that arrived to my head upon seeing that guy was the Retsupurae video, oh how I miss them.
@Xanek Жыл бұрын
The one time use power banks... such a bad idea, especially for the environment, also why that packaging lol. I do like the idea of hearing a story of someone using the ring to pay someone and their whole life savings gets yoinked in an instant. "NO, MY MONEY!!"
@drakejoshofficialyoutubech5569 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like someone doesn't understand the point of triangles smh my head
@kadabraguy9846 Жыл бұрын
It HAD to be a joke product. The condom wrapper with the condom-tipped "0", the forced acronym spelling "DERP", the idea of a one-use 5% battery charge, this had to be either a joke or a flat-out scam lmao
@darkknightgamer123 Жыл бұрын
Coney the type of guy to buy a Google Glass in 2015
@Hexumonium Жыл бұрын
Me too. Sometimes you just gotta take one for the team.
@ExaltedUriel Жыл бұрын
I never realized, but tech scams actually make GREAT inspiration for sci-fi tech. It'll never work in real life but the IDEA is cool, the Ring and Dragonfly are fun.
@Zorua3 Жыл бұрын
You can tell that Coney’s sense of time is fucked because he sees “seven years ago” and thinks “a long time ago, before charging packs were invented” instead of “2016, WAY after charging packs were invented”
@matthewbartlett3442 Жыл бұрын
Tbh I think everyone’s sense of time is fucked at this point. He said 7 years ago and I thought “ah, 2010”
@4546Bean Жыл бұрын
Yeah I still feel like it’s 2020
@abot4029 Жыл бұрын
Coney will sit there and talk about all the things that make a product completely worthless and still say it could've been big, truly the alpha consumer (great vid)
@Imstillhangintherethankgod Жыл бұрын
Imagine watching 2 Coney streams on the Dragonfly AT THE SAME TIME. A revolutionary product for sure
@gameuniverse5973 Жыл бұрын
My awful kickstarter idea:A special salt shaker that you can set certain amounts of salt that you make listed with each food with it automatically closing up when you reach that amound of salt so you dont over salt or under salt a food can work with other spices or even sugar
@MrSkerpentine Жыл бұрын
If you try to use it with pepper or any other spice it overheats and dies
@kayame18 Жыл бұрын
Settings: A pinch, to taste, enough.
@Hexumonium Жыл бұрын
That's brilliant. Sodium overload is a thing.
@rhysdog8600Ай бұрын
already done. it was called smalt and did not reach its suspiciously low funding goal
@JaylanxYT Жыл бұрын
I don’t know why but every time I watch a coney video, I get 50 unskippable ads in a row about chiaki’s journey. I DONT WANNA WATCH IT STOP
@isaaca.garcia8958 Жыл бұрын
SAME DUDE! OH MY GOD. Non stop car ads. I don't wanna buy your stupid car or watch your stupid car movie! Who the fuck even is Chiaki?!
@Hexumonium Жыл бұрын
I loved this. Please do more of this. I vote for Part 2 and probably even 3,4,5, etc. This could be a whole series. I would love that. I'll let you know when I get sick of them.
@CalamitasCalliope Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of my favorite world record holder, Tommy Talerico! His mother is very proud
@ballisticboo7808 Жыл бұрын
Today I learned that triangles generate infinite energy for some reason
@ValueNetwork Жыл бұрын
Jeff Batio and his transforming Laptop with 50 screens. Very legit
@pup64hcp Жыл бұрын
i love the aesthetic of early 2010s era fake tech products
@euan4102 Жыл бұрын
Coney 7 years ago was 2016. Power banks were a very established market
@HazzMataz Жыл бұрын
GO-FORWARDNESS
@uniformofsquids1718 Жыл бұрын
I really like coney’s Reddit stuff because it’s sparse enough that it doesn’t get repetitive, interesting enough that he can make a game out of it, and he reads through the threads instead of just looking at the posts. Like I have a rule that I usually use Adblock on any Reddit or react videos but coney’s a big exception because he’s not just stealing videos, he either gets permission or adds an element to make it his own. Like I know this is still slop content but I don’t feel bad about it
@MrOofio64 Жыл бұрын
I want to make a Kickstarter called "Give me money" and the goals are just "You gave me money, thanks 👍"
@MrOofio64 Жыл бұрын
But that wouldn't work considering most people wouldn't do that.
@myn0valife Жыл бұрын
I watched the whole video expecting Kickstart My Heart to play but it didn't... Thanks Coney!
@soulreaper2008 Жыл бұрын
I accidentally hit the left arrow key before the video really got started and now I can't stop. I'm way too easily entertained
@thatjuliusfellow5664 Жыл бұрын
i hope coney is doing well in all his endeavors
@lonk2902 Жыл бұрын
Coney seems like the worst person for this he likes every bad product.
@TroboTicTac Жыл бұрын
the dragonfly disagrees with all laws of physics just to be able to exist. How inspiring !
@Jazardly Жыл бұрын
If you read the FAQ of the Penergy product, its basically a perpetual motion machine. Somehow perpetual motion machines aren't on the prohibited items list of Kickstarter.
@doubletheblack Жыл бұрын
Man those a some crazy kick starters
@meliaantiqua6629 Жыл бұрын
Shoutout to the editor using Style Savvy bgm tracks, you're a real one
@typo_fenrir Жыл бұрын
Anyone else kept hearing the Transformer transforming sound when the Dragonfly would fold or unfold
@LovelySoftSnow Жыл бұрын
Butterfly knife computer is a hilarious concept
@convivialcomics Жыл бұрын
Always love the vibe Coney, great video!
@x9x9x9x9x9 Жыл бұрын
The DERP thing is so bad... My store sold something similar I would ALWAYS talk people out of buying them. First off people suck at recycling so where will these things end up after their single use? This is the same problem I have with "disposable" ecigs. They are not disposable. They have lithium batteries in them. They are plastic which is also bad. They dont hold a large battery at all so their 1 time use has a short use by date window and when you finally use it it charges your phone like 10%. Just a bad idea all around unless your goal is to ruin the planet more. EDIT: made this before finishing that segment glad this got shut down and the commenters knew what was up. If only we could get rid of disposable ecigs. I use an ecig I am a douchefluter I get it but the disposables are just awful.
@NightGhost-qs6yw Жыл бұрын
Uh oh he’s coney posting!!!
@theotherjared9824 Жыл бұрын
I love how the pitch for Ring is "control literally any electronic device however you want. Be the god of this modern world."
@crosshex8066 Жыл бұрын
this is the first video i have actually laughed at in so long thank you for always bringing a smile to my life coney
@lofie1553 Жыл бұрын
I just found Coney's channel yesterday, and I'm already addicted lol!
@matthewc4121 Жыл бұрын
I completely forgot about the pebble watch, my dad won one from a work event and gave it to me to mess with, I loved that thing to death
@Xxblade17 Жыл бұрын
14:45 THIS CAUGHT ME WAY OFF GUARD LMAO SHOUTOUT JEFF BEDIOS 💀
@KaioKenneth4 Жыл бұрын
15:26 “There I am, Gary! There I am!”
@Epomanclassics Жыл бұрын
Always a good day when coney drops a vid
@17raysplays29 Жыл бұрын
DERP were literally biggering.
@Silver-hi1ky Жыл бұрын
Coney was NOT spitting when it came to the power bank lmao
@-feonix48-47 Жыл бұрын
The dragonfly might be the closest thing we’ve made to a blocks angel
@the_internet2 Жыл бұрын
If this list doesn't include water-dissolvable swimsuit then I'm going to be pissed
@ellie8272 Жыл бұрын
This was a lot of fun, looking forward to part 2
@bumblessb Жыл бұрын
The Dragonfly had me dying there is no way people can think that's legit
@basedbreadbug5558 Жыл бұрын
The dragonfly was cool but I feel like there just wasn't enough screens. Put 6 or 8 screens on that thing and then we can talk
@lylelylecrocodile2538 Жыл бұрын
4:22 literally that thing that they do on Disney channel
@Mr_Jumbles Жыл бұрын
"This product was just before it's time!" Yelled at a DISPOSABLE cellphone exclusive battery pack. Meanwhile pocket sized rechargeable battery packs had existed for years by then. Coney... 🤦
@ScribeAwoken Жыл бұрын
The funny thing with the Dragonfly is that there's another device that is probably a more practical version of the same concept, and is an actual product you can buy: the NexDock. And unlike the Dragonfly, it's just a peripheral for your existing android phone (albeit only if you use certain brands like Samsung, Huawei or Motorola whose software skin already has a desktop mode when connected to an external display and I/O) or a Linux phone if you're an absolute weirdo
@elliotanderson324 Жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed this video!! Please make more of these!
@halbarroyzanty2931 Жыл бұрын
Coney inventing the car battery was pretty funny
@TableSalt_ Жыл бұрын
I think the Zmart Zoom would be good if it was made with more modern and popular gadgets
@Bone8380 Жыл бұрын
The king of react content is back with another banger
@SonicKid7 Жыл бұрын
That Dragonfly's keyboard layout made me physically recoil. It was disgusting.
@Banana_D Жыл бұрын
Wow Coney! These kickstarters really are the worst ideas! I love commenting and boosting my favorite Coney videos into the algorithm!
@Rockalanche4 ай бұрын
I love when Coney thinks he came up with a great new invention, but it turns out to already be a thing that was created years ago.
@atwistedb Жыл бұрын
Coney hasn’t had his hand on his face for a while… could this be a new era of thumbnails?
@quackkillerreal Жыл бұрын
Reddit videos are honestly one of my favorite types of coney content
@Whirl9999 Жыл бұрын
I love seeing these, hope you do more 😂
@potato2769 Жыл бұрын
Coney your Kracko hat looks really cool.
@jakeswierdfriend7204 Жыл бұрын
Commenting because I desperately hope the stupid Circut bracelet or whatever it’s called is is the part 2
@superjumpbros64 Жыл бұрын
That fidget spinner wouldnt even spin. They should've put the charger on the top
@drhody4229 Жыл бұрын
Let's get part 2!
@TheDeadTexan Жыл бұрын
I’m gonna get 40 of those fidget spinners and connect them to my Tesla and drive forever.
@smollmoth6376 Жыл бұрын
What's the point of a right that can connect and communicate with everything with simple hand gestures, if you have to pair it first lmao.
@Noodle-Segootal Жыл бұрын
Nature is healing, kids don't know what "derp" means anymore
@kyokoro_p Жыл бұрын
The fidget spinner doesn't sound *that* bad. It's a toy and an actual utility product. Even if it didn't promise self-charging or emergency charge, it'd be fun at least
@froggigami Жыл бұрын
The Dragonfly looked like a wallet...
@mr.mcguffin1575 Жыл бұрын
All I could think in the intro was 'ooh ooh yeah it's macho fucking madness' from Game Grumps
@thesacredbeast2000 Жыл бұрын
i did a search, for $9.99usd you can get a charger that uses 2 AA/AAA batteries and fits on your keyring.
@RealMeefa Жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure Amazon literally sells “smart rings” now
@Ultradragon16 Жыл бұрын
Yo! Really digging that Mario Picross music in the background!
@jakipop33973 ай бұрын
"Oh, that shit's the triangle..."
@byrontheusurper6505 Жыл бұрын
4:20 playing lostmagic irl!
@ablackghost1 Жыл бұрын
Hope there’s a part 2
@ablackghost1 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the one like 🫡
@Pants.69 Жыл бұрын
“John Wick with the Derps”
@jesseferguson602 Жыл бұрын
8:55 Japanese Mario Picross music, I hear you...
@Pingoz Жыл бұрын
Knockoff Jeff Bezos making the best way to enjoy two player games! Alone!
@OmegaGlops Жыл бұрын
I want to see a part two!
@selmiespot Жыл бұрын
i forgot how funny this guy is omfg
@lordkyruma Жыл бұрын
Man, that was a great video, i laughed my ass off when the dude with the fedora showed up
@XylessBrawl Жыл бұрын
I hope this has the pizza bag fight stick Kickstarter.
@yamihenry1955 Жыл бұрын
So close to 120k!🎉
@byrontheusurper6505 Жыл бұрын
6:45 modern day kankuro
@varunkrishnaswamy4252 Жыл бұрын
Liking and commenting for part 2 even though I can go on the subreddit myself, I only consume content if it comes from Coney, he's the best smash youtuber out there.
@BalloonSeasonArchive Жыл бұрын
certified coney classic
@Gameover-xz8je Жыл бұрын
Coney, I did enjoy this video, and, per your request, I have liked and am now commenting for part 2. Sincerely, Commenter P.S. if there is no word of part 2 I will invoke my rights under Coneys terms of use.
@SolarFlorad Жыл бұрын
This was some quality Coney Content.
@HiImV Жыл бұрын
This is a comment. I invoke my rights as a Coney KZfaq Subscriber and demand a Part 2!
@justabanana4220 Жыл бұрын
Part 2 is needed
@cic1470 Жыл бұрын
Give us part 2 Coney. Why would you deny us the gift of innovation?
@LucidProtean Жыл бұрын
This video better do well I wanna see part 2
@halbarroyzanty2931 Жыл бұрын
I feel like nowdays with neural networks you could probably make a verison of the ring that works as intended even if it's still a very impractical idea