The Worst Guide To Factorio

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Connor Conquers

Connor Conquers

Күн бұрын

Factorio is a base-building-automate-'em-up and has allowed me to automate my descent into madness. This is a net negative for the biters.
Thumbnail art (and some used in the video) by: x.com/HideBoar
Watch me struggle live: / connorconquers
Random train of thought: / penthosgaming
Check out people who actually know what they're doing:
‪@Trupen‬
‪@DoshDoshington‬
‪@Nilaus‬
‪@ambiguousamphibian‬
‪@martincitopants‬
Music Used: • Music Used In This Vid...
RE lead dev: DO NOT HARASS ANYONE. No one gets bullied into believing they're in the wrong; they, more often than not, just double down. I learned about their behavior halfway through producing this, and had I known from the start, this video probably would have been about Satisfactory or something similar. All this to say, while I do love this game, it's somewhat tainted by this knowledge, and I wouldn't feel comfortable recommending it without acknowledging it.
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SECTIONS
0:00 - Intro
2:00 - The Basics
7:02 - Just Build More
11:05 - Get Me Out Of Here
15:47 - THE FACTORY MUST GROW
19:19 - Conclusion

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@Trupen
@Trupen 16 күн бұрын
This is a well-made guide guide to war crimes!
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
I learned from the best ❤️
@tomori8946
@tomori8946 16 күн бұрын
hello factorio man. thank you for teaching us the game
@Colorblind77
@Colorblind77 13 күн бұрын
It's The Guy
@Anonymous-mp2ln
@Anonymous-mp2ln 13 күн бұрын
I don't remember the bugs being a signatory to the Geneva Conventions.
@hamzamotara4304
@hamzamotara4304 3 күн бұрын
Why after you subbed to the same people as me?
@marvinmetellus7919
@marvinmetellus7919 17 күн бұрын
At least oxygen is included this time around
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
Right? Easy game for babies.
@emdeo
@emdeo 16 күн бұрын
don't start Space Exploration. don't start Space Exploration. don't
@sypeiterra7613
@sypeiterra7613 16 күн бұрын
Try Pyanadons! Or bobs+angels if you're not too insane
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
RE: Space Exploration... notice how I never touched on multiplayer here? Part 2 isn't out of the question.......
@Mr.Sparks.173
@Mr.Sparks.173 14 күн бұрын
​@@sypeiterra7613 don't kill the poor man! Even factorio veterans are afraid of Py
@veryoldpotato
@veryoldpotato 17 күн бұрын
Sometimes I wonder what Dosh Doshington would be capable of if Factorio didn't exist. I think the world is safer this way.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
P = NP would be solved by now
@lis6502
@lis6502 16 күн бұрын
so i wasn't the only one:D Remember that besides Factorio Dosh has his Zachtronics games, to keep him under control in alternate factorioless universe simply spew more Zachtronics to properly cool his core ^^
@jooot_6850
@jooot_6850 8 күн бұрын
Factorio was created to contain Dosh. A traveler from an alternate reality came to our world and made it purely to circumvent the disaster that fell upon his existence.
@April_johanson
@April_johanson 15 күн бұрын
17:17 “SIZE DOES MATTER AND ANYBODY WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS A BOTTOM AND IM ALWAYS ON TOP OF MY GAME” Got me so good omg 😂
@abcedefger4251
@abcedefger4251 7 күн бұрын
...i-i'm a bottom~ 👀👉👈
@AKidWithNoAttitude
@AKidWithNoAttitude 17 күн бұрын
You went from Minecraft, to Frostpunk, to Starship Troopers, to I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
I literally based that segment on the last paragraph on IHNMAIMS 🤣
@davethefoxmage5797
@davethefoxmage5797 16 күн бұрын
So, as someone with several thousand hours in Factorio... yeah - this is the Factorio experience in a nutshell. Like I can't even call this an exaggeration. Even the megalomaniacal part toward the end. ... Now, if you'll excuse me, the factory must grow!
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
The villain arc is only a very slight exaggeration.
@hrac88
@hrac88 17 күн бұрын
3 minutes into the video and you deconstructed the space ship prepare to be sacrificed to elder gods
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
I have fled the solar system. My crimes will go unpunished.
@Hawk7886
@Hawk7886 16 күн бұрын
​@@connorconquersthe Biters will bring justice
@lis6502
@lis6502 16 күн бұрын
Leave him to be sacrificed to the Behemoths ;P aaand enjoy his content until then ^^
@bobroberto95
@bobroberto95 16 күн бұрын
"should you play the tutorial? yes. Will it teach you the basics of the game? also yes. will it teach you well? no, that's what trupen is for" best line
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
It's not even a joke, it's just a straight up fact lol
@Taeolas
@Taeolas Күн бұрын
For me it was Nilaus. I was intrigued by the game, got it for Christmas break, tried the Tutorial and couldn't figure out a damn thing. Found Nilaus via DSP, he taught me how to play Factorio and I'm now on an SEK2 run.
@Silveryard
@Silveryard 17 күн бұрын
As a German I almost smiled at that joke 1:18 hilarious
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
An almost smile from a German is a huge compliment. Thank you!
@CaptainTimo
@CaptainTimo 16 күн бұрын
I don't understand that joke, could you explain it to me ?
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
@@CaptainTimo Germans have historically been a very industrious and productive people. A lot of great engineers also come from Germany. So I'm associating the German peoples with the Factorio engineer who is a seemingly magic beacon of productivity and efficiency. Also, German's are culturally a stoic people (not always but culture is culture) so me saying an almost smile is huge is poking fun at that stoic-ness. This is all said with a mix jest and respect, of course.
@liheg
@liheg 14 күн бұрын
​@@connorconquers very industrious and productive indeed. Just the reason, why my 3 months of final exam prep time went right into "JUST BUILD MOOORE" and "THE FACTORY MUST GROOOOOOOOWWWWWW" plus like 4 days of actual doing school stuff. Still passed by quite the long shot. In University by now. And... how can i put that lightly. And FURTHER EXPANDING THE FACTORY 😈😈😈
@joelhummel8923
@joelhummel8923 11 күн бұрын
As a (currently drunk) german I can say that tought the power of beer i slightly smiled
@samkerski
@samkerski 17 күн бұрын
Hello, train fiend. We're so glad you could join us. Welcome home.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
That bit is based on my actual early thoughts on trains. I have seen the light. I submit to train supremacy
@hjalmar8462
@hjalmar8462 16 күн бұрын
@@connorconquers Yes, good, we gather another follower.
@ThatOliveMrT
@ThatOliveMrT 16 күн бұрын
'Ratios are important' My cursed production line that uses tier 3 prods so it's never truly raito'd; 🗿
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
Most of my builds were, "it works, moving on" lol
@HexenMeister06
@HexenMeister06 10 күн бұрын
if you got the ratio’s correct BEFORE you added modules then if you added the same modules to every machine in the production line then the ratio never actually changed :)
@NotaWalrus1
@NotaWalrus1 7 күн бұрын
@@HexenMeister06 Nope. Ratio for circuits before modules is 3:2 and after modules it's close to 1:1, for instance.
@Dawnchaser0
@Dawnchaser0 6 күн бұрын
@@HexenMeister06 This applies for speed, but not productivity, They make alll the rations just broken
@SketchAndEtch
@SketchAndEtch 17 күн бұрын
This is one of the best Factorio adverts that I've seen and it's not even subtle.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
I really missed my calling as a drug dealer
@SketchAndEtch
@SketchAndEtch 17 күн бұрын
@@connorconquers "Hey!...psst! Hey kid!...wanna build a factory? First warcrime is free"
@umbra4540
@umbra4540 17 күн бұрын
"anyone who tells you otherwise is a bottom" au contraire, my friend. have you never heard of a size queen?
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
😳
@Wrulfy
@Wrulfy 16 күн бұрын
"I learned Lua out of spite and made a mod to be gay and select pronouns" thats just brilliant
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
This is what happens when I'm left alone with Visual Studio
@LordsSky
@LordsSky 16 күн бұрын
Absolutely legendary.
@Hawk7886
@Hawk7886 16 күн бұрын
Mega based
@MediaMunkee
@MediaMunkee 11 күн бұрын
Infinitely more effective than parroting "hit that subscribe button".
@RoamingAdhocrat
@RoamingAdhocrat 11 күн бұрын
in my experience, being fuelled by spite is the only way to get anything done in Lua
@BloodyMobile
@BloodyMobile 17 күн бұрын
Factorio, one of the few legal versions of crack. "Will it teach you well? No, that is what Trupen is for" 🤣 "You're now addicted." - "Inside you are two wolves. One smokes concrete. The other also smokes concrete. You're addicted to concrete." And now I want this but for Space Exploration and Krastorio 2. Just because the Factory must grow! Why stop at /one/ planet? I also feel like the 19:00 is the prelude to Helldivers 2...
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
Accidental Helldivers lore??? This is the planet the terminids started on 💀💀💀
@TheNevar18
@TheNevar18 12 күн бұрын
@@connorconquers Considering the bugs used to drop Alien Science, this isn't far off...
@jooot_6850
@jooot_6850 8 күн бұрын
For Democracy!
@unhappyllamaz
@unhappyllamaz 17 күн бұрын
It's wild that endgame bases kinda look like circuit boards.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
That seems to happen with every factory game after a while
@jooot_6850
@jooot_6850 8 күн бұрын
It's all input-outputs with a slightly different flavor applied to it.
@VoiceOfDistortion
@VoiceOfDistortion 17 күн бұрын
PROJECT MOON MENTIONED
@MrBurningGarbage
@MrBurningGarbage 17 күн бұрын
worst guide to lobotomy corporation when
@pavoazul4439
@pavoazul4439 17 күн бұрын
The voices are getting louder
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
It's on my radar 👀
@KasseCoronet6556
@KasseCoronet6556 16 күн бұрын
@@connorconquers I'll be genuinely impressed if you can manage to get good at those games. Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina is like if a management sim and a card battler had the depth and difficulty of a Zachtronics game.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
@@KasseCoronet6556 Okay that sounds like exactly my shit. Also, when has being good at a game ever been a requirement for me making a video about it 😉
@TheKirby117
@TheKirby117 17 күн бұрын
watched up to "and to do this we're going to become more obsessed with belts than an anime protagonist, so that we can accomplish more insertions than a sounding enthusiast" and knew you were the one; brilliant writing (thus far; don't let me down from here)
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
That's by far the most cursed sentence I've ever constructed. Hope you liked the rest of the vid!
@christoefur944
@christoefur944 16 күн бұрын
​@@connorconquers more cursed than "inflate harder than a furry trying to make rent"?
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
@@christoefur944 A close second lol
@9clawtiger
@9clawtiger 16 күн бұрын
I learned a new word today.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
Hah, I'm so sorry.
@celem12
@celem12 17 күн бұрын
HBomberGuy Flashbang
@HexenMeister06
@HexenMeister06 16 күн бұрын
pro tip: every ratio is just the crafting times, with the ingredients’ multiplied by the amount required by the product. example: a green circuit requires 3 copper coils, both take 0.5 seconds to craft, multiply 0.5 by 3 you get 1.5, the ratio of green circuits to copper coils is 1:1.5, since you cant build half an assembly machine you round up to 2:3 red science requires one iron gear and one copper plate, you get the copper plate from smelting but iron gears you need to craft via assembly machine, iron gears take 0.5 seconds but red science takes 5 seconds, so ONE iron gear assembly machine will meet the demand of TEN red science assembly machines.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
I'm tempted to pin this incase my subpar explanation scared anyone off lol
@HexenMeister06
@HexenMeister06 16 күн бұрын
@@connorconquers took me 400 hours till i figured this one trick out and ive never seen anyone mention it anywhere else. most youtubers just say “once you get the ratios down” and don’t elaborate. this trick also is a life savor for mods like space exploration.
@Hawk7886
@Hawk7886 16 күн бұрын
mother of god
@HexenMeister06
@HexenMeister06 10 күн бұрын
i feel like i poorly explained this trick and have edited it accordingly. looking back i found holes in the math and should point them out. originally i forgot to mention _how_ to multiply the crafting times, hope its more clear.
@fabienherry6690
@fabienherry6690 7 күн бұрын
Productivity module : allow me to introduce myself !
@greatbrandini3967
@greatbrandini3967 8 күн бұрын
Even though Factorio has coop, it is not a cooperative game. It starts out that way, but then they start to piss you off. They build expansions without setting limiters on request chests, they try to "help" expand your production by building new railways, which causes railways to cease operating, which ultimately has you troubleshooting for 2 hours trying to figure out what the hell they fucked up.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 8 күн бұрын
I left it out on purpose. I have future plans for multiplayer and a certain space mod 😉
@nightbot6415
@nightbot6415 16 күн бұрын
21:02 The fact that you have catagorized some games in the folder uncatagorized made me burst out laughing.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
In case you're curious, it contains: TES IV (Oblivion), Factorio, Helldivers 2, Magicraft, OTXO, Ravenswatch, Rollercoaster Tycoon Delux, Super Hexagon, Terraria, and Vtuber Studio. I have no idea why I've done this.
@mustakragen6103
@mustakragen6103 17 күн бұрын
Ah, heavy drugs advertised in a plain sight, love it!
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
I feel like I missed my calling as a drug dealer
@TheUltamteNerd
@TheUltamteNerd 17 күн бұрын
oh my god a huniepop video would actually be hilarious
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
I have a script started for it 👀
@jcj94brony
@jcj94brony 12 күн бұрын
​@@connorconquers Do. It.
@rubyeyed756
@rubyeyed756 17 күн бұрын
That slander against walling, UNCALLED FOR. I like fortresses and so should everyone else.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
Well tbf I did wall in my entire base before I learned my lesson lol
@an_asp
@an_asp 17 күн бұрын
I feel like walling in your base becomes much better once you have construction robots and blueprints, so you can easily pick up your wall and move it somewhere else for expansion. Tileable blueprints can be especially nice.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
Oh 100%. Having to take them down manually is brutal.
@sea_kerman
@sea_kerman 16 күн бұрын
@@connorconquersthe true answer is to make your wall huge to start out with.
@leobastian_
@leobastian_ 12 күн бұрын
They arent very functional but by good are they nice to look at
@josevictor6133
@josevictor6133 15 күн бұрын
Factorio: A game where automation meets "I have no mouth and I must scream"
@gingerbread2771
@gingerbread2771 16 күн бұрын
The train switcheroo was a masterpiece and it somehow only got better afterwards. I kinda wish you included a segment about some of the batshit mods like pyanodons and SE but I can see why you didn't. Great video mate, can't wait to see this channel explode into the stratosphere.
@Oriothanto
@Oriothanto 17 күн бұрын
This man really went so far to fight the devs to the point of making a full mod for the game
@Aryasvitkona
@Aryasvitkona 17 күн бұрын
As a transbian, I support making anti-antiwoke mods just to stick it to the antiwoke
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
It's amazing what you can accomplish with visual studio and spite 🥰
@greysonfrost9262
@greysonfrost9262 12 күн бұрын
To fight what? I looked so hard to find proof, and there isn't any. I was really liking this guy's content, but to bash the devs for basically no reason is pretty unprofessional. All I can find is he liked thin blue line and trump, and that's it, so your mod to spite them probably didn't do a single thing but virtue signal....
@HormoneMuncher94
@HormoneMuncher94 12 күн бұрын
@@greysonfrost9262 if you understood czech you'd find a lot more :D the guy's a piece of trash
@FeepingCreature
@FeepingCreature 12 күн бұрын
I don't entirely culturally agree with your view, but this is the most harmless and friendly way to go about representing it imaginable. If all ideological fights about gaming were prosecuted by making mods to turn the game into something closer to your own vision, that would be a wonderful world!
@chronicnightmare.
@chronicnightmare. 16 күн бұрын
that ending is a nice reference of I have no mouth and i must scream, but this time you are AM.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
I'm so happy so many people are getting the reference considering how much I curbed from the last paragraph of that story lol
@ronove
@ronove 16 күн бұрын
Having *just* found out about that stuff with the dev in your video... if I'd known any of that stuff when I originally bought the game, I wouldn't have. But since I did... your mod got a download, and another couple (hundred) hours won't hurt.
@Chounoo
@Chounoo 17 күн бұрын
I love your narrative style. It really feels like how you would approach a game for the first time and improve on each iteration. Thanks for the new addiction
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
That's actually exactly how I approached this video. All the other ones were games I already had a ton of experience with. After the Noita video I realised how much better a narrative through line makes things. So since I had less experience with this game I tried to lean on the first time learning experience more and build on that. I wasn't sure if it worked well but it seems to be going well!
@Chounoo
@Chounoo 16 күн бұрын
@@connorconquers It definitely makes the videos entertaining to watch and makes me want to play the games. Wish you all the success, you definitely deserve it
@thedocblock6421
@thedocblock6421 11 күн бұрын
Setting the unrestricted, uncontrolled growth of industrialization to the song Tenebre Rosso Sangue is a combo that is much more fitting than I had thought. Well edited, fine sir.
@SephirothsBIade
@SephirothsBIade 9 күн бұрын
6:12 Most accurate description of channel yet. It works... I now understand more about Finnish alchemy than I ever expected to learn.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 8 күн бұрын
I'm secretly an eldritch entity that consumes people's productivity 🥰
@undercookedbeans4870
@undercookedbeans4870 10 күн бұрын
'This planet is alive, and I'm going to teach it fear' thats metal af
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 8 күн бұрын
Thanks, just channeling my inner Dethklok 🥰
@Audey
@Audey 5 күн бұрын
As a long time factorio player, this is a piece of art that speaks an ineffable "WHAT AM FACTORIO?" into existence. And while it may not teach a new player how to to play the game, it baptizes them in the everlasting and unspeakable waters of THE RATIO. For whatsoever passes, one thing is known: The Factory. Must. Grow.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 5 күн бұрын
That's kinda what I go for with all my "guides" It's more, "you should play this game and here's some stuff you should know and how to get started." Basically an ad with extra steps lol
@AvariceNight
@AvariceNight 4 күн бұрын
The fact that I'm weird has nothing to do with my fetish for trains 10:40
@maxmasher2597
@maxmasher2597 17 күн бұрын
Conveyor belts, nukes, and an unhealthy amount of optimization? I think I should play factorio
@dagamarvanderkoft3784
@dagamarvanderkoft3784 4 күн бұрын
The use of the FTL soundtrack in the background has absolutely flabbergasted my entire brain
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 4 күн бұрын
Time for another FTL run 😎
@GreaterD
@GreaterD 6 күн бұрын
There is no better feeling then remembering that you have a hundreds of kilometres long wall lined with autoreloading artillery , a tool to tell them where to shoot, and a target rich environment
@PoisoNico93
@PoisoNico93 17 күн бұрын
Did not expect to hear the word sounding in a Factorio video but it got a chuckle from me
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
One day I will be punished for my sins.
@PoisoNico93
@PoisoNico93 17 күн бұрын
@@connorconquers Oh and thank you for linking your music choices in the description. I had forgotten the OTXO OST exists
@lis6502
@lis6502 16 күн бұрын
as a seasoned player i really approve this guide. I've seen Trupen's films being way worser than this xD. In all seriousness you've covered everything to reflect what this game is. Ratios are especially neglected by authors of "how i built my starter base in 100hrs". A+ my friend
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
Thank you! I always try to capture that essence that makes a game special and this was a hard one because there's SO MUCH. Figuring out what NOT to cover was so damn tough.
@kelvincoolidge
@kelvincoolidge 16 күн бұрын
Every so often I accidentally hit the alt key and wander around my factory wondering why I can’t see
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
THIS HAPPENED SO MANY TIMES
@quaker5712
@quaker5712 12 күн бұрын
Alt-D failed me again!!!
@tiberiusstaicu7853
@tiberiusstaicu7853 16 күн бұрын
ambiguous amphibian led me down a dark path , the factorio pipeline , its mostly an underground pipeline with many others intersecting it .
@eilodem2204
@eilodem2204 17 күн бұрын
I'm a simple man, i saw the video, stopped everything, and clicked.
@Yggdrasill59
@Yggdrasill59 17 күн бұрын
As long as you're not a surgeon it's okay
@jabob3496
@jabob3496 17 күн бұрын
I am a simple man.
@renammartinez
@renammartinez 17 күн бұрын
@@Yggdrasill59 As long as it's not me flatlining...
@ponypunk2065
@ponypunk2065 16 күн бұрын
That Biter evolution was the money shot
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
I recreated the evolution swapping frame by frame. I don't know why I put that much effort into it so I'm glad someone commented on it 🤣
@Reconzile
@Reconzile 17 күн бұрын
I am a simple man, I hear Tenebre Rosso Sangue, and I upvote.
@yaksher
@yaksher 16 күн бұрын
Incredible, quality content. This is everything I hoped for when you said that the next one was Factorio or Path of Exile. I've never managed to get invested in Factorio past the early-to-mid game because it feels like it just requires too much time to get to the cool stuff, but it's always fun to watch.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
I guess it's up to how you define "end game" because I know by some people's standards, what I showed is a 'small' mega base. I'd keep going but I have other videos I want to make lol
@yaksher
@yaksher 16 күн бұрын
@@connorconquers Well, I would say anything beyond automated space science is a classic post-endgame. Either way, what I mean is I think the farthest I've gone is automating drone production.
@hillybanson
@hillybanson 16 күн бұрын
I came for the factorio video. I stayed for the 'I have no mouth and I must scream' prequel that it became.
@LiIBeary
@LiIBeary 17 күн бұрын
Ayo, its time for my favorite series The Worst Guides by Connor Conquers!
@MrBurningGarbage
@MrBurningGarbage 17 күн бұрын
PROJECT MOON MENTIONED SLEEPER AGENTS ACTIVATE
@thelastmenorito
@thelastmenorito 16 күн бұрын
HE HAS RETURNED That aside, great video! I see Monster Prom 1, 2 AND 3 in your homework folder, and as a giant fan I'd LOVE to see the worst guide possible to that one! On that note, thanks again, much love, buh-bye!
@JimmyRei1000
@JimmyRei1000 13 күн бұрын
Video Ideas: Shorts called "Coonnor Checks Out ____" Where you give a snapshot sampling of a soon-to-come game, demo, or whatever, and offer to potentially do a longer video if the short is very popular. Midlength video (10-20 minutes) called Connor Conquers The World of _____ - Where you give a ground-level experience review and critique of popular indie titles, cozy sims, and other Non-AAA games. Also Midlength Video of "Connor Conquers His Steam Library" Where you give bite-sized recommendations for upcoming or currently out games in specific genres, with a little overview of mechanics. Aside from that, I love your style enough that heck, I'd love to see you cover darn near any gaming topic. Keep being awesome, dude.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 13 күн бұрын
Thanks for the feedback. I've had similar thoughts about the mid-length content. I think I'm just nervous about actually committing to it. Maybe its time.
@JimmyRei1000
@JimmyRei1000 13 күн бұрын
Honestly, man, I know you can do it. You've got the skills, and you have - from what I can see - a really great perspective. If I didn't work Graveyard Shift, I'd drop by your streams. If you decide to go hog-wild on it, I'll be sure to join your discord / Patreon tho!
@AnYEntertainment
@AnYEntertainment 16 күн бұрын
Average German here - can confirm: Eating and drinking is optional for us, but we do it anyways, because we really like beer Looking forward to grading your homework - I have... 'studied' the subject matter myself plenty... Looking forward to whatever comes next!
@affanalam6123
@affanalam6123 17 күн бұрын
Thank you Connor, now I can start my 173rd playthrough of the game.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
lmao what have I done
@adrgs12
@adrgs12 2 күн бұрын
I knew you'd taste the sweet smell of smoke coming out of artillery atop of a train and would be converted
@colehetzel5003
@colehetzel5003 4 сағат бұрын
haven't played factorio in about 2 years, noita stole my attention. last night i decided to hop on and start a new world. it must grow.
@Colorblind77
@Colorblind77 17 күн бұрын
Also Connor, you're awesome and keep up the good content, I'm willing to wait
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
Awww thanks. I'm slow with these scripts but I'm glad people think they are worth it
@Ortorin
@Ortorin 17 күн бұрын
Good on you sticking it to the dev!
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
Well I'm still promoting their game. I'm just being a big bitch about it. Morality is hard 😔
@Ortorin
@Ortorin 16 күн бұрын
@@connorconquers I think you did good. Try not to worry about it.
@fabienherry6690
@fabienherry6690 7 күн бұрын
​@@connorconquers I'm sorry if i'm repeating myself but i'm really shocked at how crazy this all sound. One of the downside of not getting stuck into your echo chamber is this absolute mind boggling experience to observe those that got stuck in those loop and went flying. The crazy world where the mere fact of refusing to send somebody to the gulag because who he voted for make you somebody evil. Where doing something banal and pretending it's brave when your "side" is the only one punishing for those actions. It is wild but also frightening because you realize that in the worst period of history people weren't ignorant monster but just people. You realize how little we have changed and how quickly people take a frightening path. How staying righteous is hard and how people are lazy ... I do wish we could learn
@green669
@green669 13 күн бұрын
Imagine trying to sell me on some weak drug like factorio while you’re simultaneously dosing me with something far more addictive: your videos
@kokiklv
@kokiklv 4 күн бұрын
Launching the rocked is basicaly the end of actual tutorial.
@yuraneroba66
@yuraneroba66 17 күн бұрын
0:43 - it's Kyiv Polytechnic Institute, I used to study there, lol ;)
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
Hah, I just used some random stock video for that. I love when stuff like this gets spotted.
@MarcoTross-dz7rh
@MarcoTross-dz7rh 16 күн бұрын
The lobotomy corporation os5 goes unbelievably hard (incredible video as always)
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
I really should play that game. And thanks!
@SamWit
@SamWit 16 күн бұрын
Love the choice of music for the video, knew basically all of the tracks. And the guide is terrific, as always
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
A fellow superior game ost enjoyer, I see 😎
@wygiwyg
@wygiwyg 16 күн бұрын
i discovered your channel today and watched all videos, please keep up the work. Love it
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
Thank! Glad you're enjoying. I think I'm doing Path of Exile next.
@AaronC.
@AaronC. 6 күн бұрын
List of games that I'd love to see guides for: Rimworld. Mindustry. Project Zomboid. Terraria. Vintage Story. Love the content!
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 5 күн бұрын
@@AaronC. I do love Terraria and I've thought about making a guide for it before. Glad to know there is interest!
@DarkBeoulve1
@DarkBeoulve1 17 күн бұрын
Your videos are great, thank you so much for doing them
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
Thank you! I love making them and I'm happy people enjoy them.
@thehansboi
@thehansboi 9 күн бұрын
oh my god i love how it went from simple beginnings to chaotic scaling, it's funny how this is both informational and insanity, amazing video. makes me wanna play the game myself but it doesn't have the same addictive effect to me like others experienced, that rock and stone game on the other hand...
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 8 күн бұрын
Glad you liked it! I need to get back on DRG. Helldivers 2 got me hooked tho.
@Twisted_Code
@Twisted_Code Күн бұрын
"Let's build a scientific rave dome in our pocket"
@Tinyuvm
@Tinyuvm 12 күн бұрын
"Nothing is so permanent as a Starter base", Milton Friedman
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 11 күн бұрын
ooft, right in the truth
@Mirekluk
@Mirekluk 2 күн бұрын
​@@connorconquersthe atarter base experience " i will keep you so I can expand more easily, but not make dedicated new and sexy base with your produce"
@anonanon9380
@anonanon9380 17 күн бұрын
Queertorio drove me to comment to feed the algorithm, your videos are outstanding.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
Glad you like it lol Both were fun to make
@PhilTruthborne
@PhilTruthborne 16 күн бұрын
I just caught up on your other vids earlier today lmao perfectly timed upload to fill the factorio shaped hole in my heart
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
Eyyyy glad you liked 'em! More to come, probably Path of Exile next.
@PhilTruthborne
@PhilTruthborne 16 күн бұрын
Saw that on your to-do-list and got inspired to pick it up again just for that LOL looking forward to it!~
@IkomaTanomori
@IkomaTanomori 17 күн бұрын
I'm here for whatever you do, none of it has disappointed.
@shlrup6154
@shlrup6154 17 күн бұрын
i literally said "oh yes" under my breath when i saw the notification
@overdramaticpan
@overdramaticpan 17 күн бұрын
Another one of my hyperfixations delightfully turned into a video. Awesome work! Maybe do Mindustry or RimWorld next?
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
I'm horrified of Rimworld. I don't think I'd ever see the sun again.
@Toksyuryel
@Toksyuryel 17 күн бұрын
@@connorconquers Looking forward to that Mindustry video then!
@tarrker
@tarrker 4 күн бұрын
Factorio is one of those games that is what you make of it. It's only complicated if you make it complicated.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 4 күн бұрын
It's a 'lil complicated. But yeah, I like to overcomplicate things lol
@QwixLF
@QwixLF 3 күн бұрын
After binging all your videos I can only come to the conclusion you have a talent of beating a simile like a dead horse and using turns of phrase so fast Shakespear could be rotisseried into a functional dynamo. Infrequent, high quality lambasts of choice indies. I will watch your career with great interest.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 3 күн бұрын
The Bard will pay for The Merchant of Venice. And thanks! Can't wait to do more.
@christopherschneider2968
@christopherschneider2968 17 күн бұрын
That point about programming is something another video i saw made, so i knew were you going with that. I finished Factorio multiple times before i saw my first tutorial video. Boy i did so much wrong! Thats also the difference between self thought programming and properly thought programming...
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
I'm a university educated software engineer and professional AAA game dev. I'm still bad at programming 💀
@christopherschneider2968
@christopherschneider2968 17 күн бұрын
@@connorconquers My experience with python 3 are CodeCombat and the "Yet Another Roguelike Tutorial - Written in Python 3 and TCOD" were are not the same! Jokes aside i love your videos, as you said you are a game dev and your vids are the best reviews hands down. Professional standpoint, peak humor and not being a right wing douchebag are the reason i unsubscribed from other reviewers.
@Sixela963
@Sixela963 13 күн бұрын
I oh so wish space engineers had an actual gameloop instead of just being a sandbox so I could recommend it to you and see you devolve into yet another form of insanity.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 13 күн бұрын
Ah yeah sorry, I'm not a big "loop-less" sandbox game guy. I play/implement a lot of unfinished game stuff for a living, and I don't like having to do it for fun lol
@Anonymus-ih7yb
@Anonymus-ih7yb 6 күн бұрын
1:20 As a German I can confirm we do live off production
@LudicrousProphet
@LudicrousProphet 4 күн бұрын
Not a single day has gone by where I don't see one of my fellow Germans building a gigantic factory.
@Haidex_
@Haidex_ 15 күн бұрын
this is literally the "sell seashells on a seashore" meme luigi sings but the guide for factorio awesome
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 15 күн бұрын
I've created biter scarcity. Buy now...
@NickChad
@NickChad 17 күн бұрын
I'm liking and commenting (which I hate doing I usually just watch and move on) so the algorithm will get to work. You need more views so I can get more videos.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
Thank you for feeding the engagement demon
@JimmyRei1000
@JimmyRei1000 13 күн бұрын
Wooo, time for more CC sounding Smooooooooov over B-Roll of a complex video game and a whole lot of great visual gags. Can't wait for him to apply this formula to Stellaris or Satisfactory.
@Z1pZ1p3r
@Z1pZ1p3r 6 күн бұрын
LoL. At start mine 1 iron. Smelt it with the piece of wood. Craft a second burner miner. Put both on coal feeding into each other. Go collect more wood and mine rocks for stone. Once miner are full craft more furnaces with stone you harvested. This will take roughly 3 minutes and give you a sizable start.
@Kickassgrandma911
@Kickassgrandma911 17 күн бұрын
You are an utterly goated creator and I can't wait to see what else you come out with my man. Love it.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
Awww thanks! I think Path of Exile is next.
@gypseetim
@gypseetim 17 күн бұрын
you forgot to mention speedrun masters AntiElitz and Nefrums great video :D
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
I'm trying to trick people into playing, not scare them away with peak gameplay. The un-factorio'ed mind can't handle that out the gate.
@dokkisse9075
@dokkisse9075 6 күн бұрын
This is every factorio experience ever distilled into 1 video.
@Atlas-Valdyr
@Atlas-Valdyr 4 күн бұрын
Milk it baby!!! I personally would love anything you have to upload and share, your vids transcend the algorithm imo but you’ve got to work it I’m sure. I’d be happy to see anything/everything from you!!!
@KasseCoronet6556
@KasseCoronet6556 17 күн бұрын
Glad I was awake when this vid dropped, I'm always looking forward to what you put out next.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
Thanks! Probably gonna be Path of Exile unless Elden Ring DLC kills me
@tompuce84
@tompuce84 17 күн бұрын
This, this is GOOD content. I feel SATISFIED by THIS. great job
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
Always leave 'em satisfied 😎
@tompuce84
@tompuce84 16 күн бұрын
@@connorconquers That's whay my mom always says.
@Cyfrik
@Cyfrik 6 күн бұрын
Factorio never really clicked with me. Shapez, on the other hand, was simplified enough that it lacked most of the bits I wasn't all that into (the fuel requirements and having an in-world player character) while keeping the thing that drew me to the premise (the factory construction).
@johnmacleod8923
@johnmacleod8923 16 күн бұрын
Just brilliant! I had to pause multiple times because I was laughing so hard and missing things.
@jonnki4704
@jonnki4704 17 күн бұрын
Great content as always! Love it
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
Thank you! Appreciate it!
@space_nerd9456
@space_nerd9456 17 күн бұрын
THE FACTORY MUST GROW!!!! ohh and we need more bots.....
@ovencake523
@ovencake523 17 күн бұрын
THE CITY MUST SURVIVE
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
The factory grows and my sanity shrinks
@AtrusOranis
@AtrusOranis 16 күн бұрын
You must build additional [circuits].
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 16 күн бұрын
@@AtrusOranis This just triggered a 1000 yard stare from me.
@MeridionWanderer
@MeridionWanderer 11 күн бұрын
Playing Factorio for years, but still enjoyed this film. Well done!
@visceral5162
@visceral5162 17 күн бұрын
I literally chuckled from start to finish. Another banger. Can't wait for whatever you do next!
@Draygarth
@Draygarth 17 күн бұрын
Hey man, love the videos. I saw your Noita Video like a week ago and have put like 15 hours into it since.🤣 Probably need to reinstall factorio soon, though I am currently falling down the X4: Foundations rabbit hole. It's an interesting game to get lost in if you haven't tried it.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
I already have a crippling Civ addiction and they just announced the next one. I'm cooked.
@Draygarth
@Draygarth 17 күн бұрын
@@connorconquers I also like those kinds of games but I think you've miss read that as 4X. X4 is a giant space sim where everything is simulated. Economy, wars, all of it happening in real time, but unlike a game like EVE it's designed as a purely single player experience. I'm in the middle of starting a trade empire. I suppose in a way you can play it as a 4X game though.🤣
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 17 күн бұрын
Oh god... That's... So much worse. Brb adding to wishlist.
@jaydenyamada2916
@jaydenyamada2916 17 күн бұрын
Another in my folder labelled games for crazy people. It me, I'm the crazy people.
@bestmarty
@bestmarty 3 күн бұрын
My only regret is not finding this channel earlier (But also love that there is already a few worst guides available to binge) That being said I would love to see a video on Satisfactory when that 1.0 drops
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 3 күн бұрын
@@bestmarty It's already on my radar 👀 And thanks! Glad you like my stuff!
@IstasPumaNevada
@IstasPumaNevada 11 күн бұрын
I watched this video, loved it, and then was shocked when I looked down and saw the subscriber count wasn't close to or over a million. Your videos are so chock full of stuff and well made that you really deserve way more visibility than stupid KZfaq has given you.
@connorconquers
@connorconquers 11 күн бұрын
Awwww that's nice of you to say! I only had 10 subs a year ago so seeing almost 30k people is mind-blowing. Honestly, any more people listening to me than that is probably a mistake lmao
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