Conquering China with Crocodiles.

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2 ай бұрын

Nakai takes his Kroxibros to Asia in Total War Warhammer 3. Hilarity ensues.
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@cheezestix9791 2 ай бұрын

That shredder of lustria auto-resolve was definitely a CA moment

@pyrosomebody 2 ай бұрын

What no it makes sense that a bunch of weak units would be able to do that

@soosoo4u 2 ай бұрын

@@pyrosomebodythey had the power of friendship

@ImperialButterflies 2 ай бұрын

its more of a giant unit thing ive noticed. auto resolve hates big units such as dreadsaurians, the different versions of giants etc and usually kill them first even if they are the most probable to live the battle.

@dontgankmebruv7273 2 ай бұрын

@@pyrosomebody I know there is a mean somewhere where a sky lantern dies in auto resolve. the enemy army is all peasant spearman....

@pyrosomebody 2 ай бұрын

@@dontgankmebruv7273 fuckin lol

@zenebean 2 ай бұрын

Nakai heard about the critically endangered Chinese alligators and decided to militarize them

@Michael-kb2gk 2 ай бұрын

Kroxigors holding their hands out when they jump down small hills is fucking hilarious

@Xboxzilla 6 күн бұрын

a pose becaus ethey couldn't be fucked to give them a falling anim

@Vandelberger 2 ай бұрын

I know this is themed, but having 1 skink priest to give the new Skink / Krox bonuses would really help.

@basinox 2 ай бұрын

Characters don't get or give Spawnkin bonuses

@Vandelberger 2 ай бұрын

Ah darn, I’ll have to test that but it makes sense

@RebelCannonClub74 2 ай бұрын

Pretend the skink is a bird, which it practically is. Crocs cannot survive without birds to eat their parasites

@rogergraf1634 2 ай бұрын

"i am the SHREDDER OF LUSTRIA --- Help help i'm dead... help!"

@TheCreepyLantern 2 ай бұрын

imagine being the burning wind faction at the end. Everyone on the continent has been torn apart by giant alligator monsters...... it's a scene out of hell itself.... and suddenly this 7 foot lizard monster diplomat walks in to your capital like "got a message from the boss. you and us? we chill. we chill." how do you even respond to that other then a meek "thank you????"

@leobouret1326 2 ай бұрын

@rokkraljkolesa9317 2 ай бұрын

I think you just quietly nod and hope the cousins of dinosaurs don't change their minds

@gryphgaming1887 2 ай бұрын

you respond by trying to get some Lizussy

@leobouret1326 2 ай бұрын

Mayb' if tha kroko isa gay he woulda accepta a drinky

@lhommepeignoir5057 28 күн бұрын

"hey Burning Wind, you were always nice to me... don't come to school tomorrow."

@ballendorf 2 ай бұрын

I genuinely resent how poorly most of the Lizardmen units perform, compared to how it feels they should. 8-foot dinosaur men, born with peak human experience and genetically engineered to never surrender?: Mid-tier infantry with bad stats in exchange for decent hp and weapon strength. 15-20ft crocodile men, engineered to destroy the forces of chaos?: Mediocre at best. Dread Saurians, the creatures so powerful that even Lizardmen can't control them without Slann mind-control, and which single-handedly hunted dragons to extinction in Lustria?: Fragile, and generally underwhelming.

@bognog0469 2 ай бұрын

The only one that is strong are Chameleons skinks

@weareharbinger914 2 ай бұрын

I feel like they were better in TW2. But i think its due to 'balancing' that these problems arise. When in lore, the lizardmen only lose because of an incredible series of unlikely events, coincidences and plot holes. They're meant to be generally small in number, but really powerful, when as presented, a bunch of chaos worshippers can actually beat them.

@williammitchell6254 2 ай бұрын

Is this bait or have you never used saurus warriors before.

@ballendorf 2 ай бұрын

@@williammitchell6254 No, not bait. I mostly play Lizardmen, so I use Saurus plenty, and yeah, they are good. But they are shorter than humans and can lose to plenty of human infantry, when lorewise they should be 8ft tall, and able to easily outmatch any human soldier.

@adamkhan4451 2 ай бұрын

What about end game croxigors they seemed to have a ton of buffs like every croxigor had terror and +45% missile resistance. So maybe the lore croxigors are more towards the end of the game croxigors with all their upgrades and buffs

@inductivegrunt94 2 ай бұрын

Crickey! Look at all these Crocs going at it! Nakai just running around and not staying in one place for long is pretty lore accurate.

@leeboy26 2 ай бұрын

Peasant soldiers are the hard counter to giant dinosaurs dude. It's warfare 101.

@Overlord99762 Ай бұрын

SUN TZU SAID THAT

@arlissmith876 Ай бұрын

And I say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do pal! because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no Living man can beat him in the ring of honor!

@cmasonw Ай бұрын

No that would be battle mechs.

@Rogantheokay 2 ай бұрын

Some units just seem hard programmed to die in auto resolve, it also goes for the skaven doomwheels

@calebafile4306 2 ай бұрын

Necrofex Colossi too

@GuyWhoPlaysWarhammer 2 ай бұрын

Bloated Corpses die in auto resolve all the time

@RebelCannonClub74 2 ай бұрын

Bloated corpses don’t die, they explode from sheer happiness

@shadowtheif1015 2 ай бұрын

Could be worse could be tzeencth where the auto resolve straight up lies to you killing units.

@iceweaver9283 2 ай бұрын

@@shadowtheif1015 its just part of the plan

@jacobtrost5048 2 ай бұрын

I've never played through a Nakai campaign, but that Golden Tributes quest battle is the same battle as Gorok's quest battle for the Shield of Aeons, just playing as one of the other lizardman armies. That's kinda cool, I never knew that.

@alirezarezaei2976 2 ай бұрын

At 14:18 To be honest, the dread Suarians are much more crocodilian than the Kroxigors themselves Or at least I never ever saw any crocodilian walk on two legs and Dread Suarians at least walk like a true Crocodile so yes they are counted as crocodiles

@weareharbinger914 2 ай бұрын

You have to wonder how auto resolve works when the rest of the army it totally and completely unharmed, but one unit just gets dunked on and it is the toughest unit of the lot. Some really dedicated and heroic peasant archers, I guess.

@Rammkommando 2 ай бұрын

"we're eating tonight boys" *ignores the rest of the crocodile men waiting to eat them

@kingofparodies1 2 ай бұрын

I was scrolling and saw something about crocodiles conquering China

@dragonbrother7831 2 ай бұрын

The key point I can take away from all of these themed challenges is that a big line is like the only working formation

@hmasterchaos8700 2 ай бұрын

The tool tip is for the Vassal's buildings, aka they will make buildings that focus on those units for their armies/defenses

@saltedllama2759 2 ай бұрын

Dread Saurians are super terrible against anti-large infantry. Their massively long horizontal footprint on the ground means they have more spots to be surrounded by agents dealing bits of damage. Whereas, say, a giant or Hierotitan have large vertical footprints and can't be surrounded by very many anti-large infantry, so they do well despite CA's intent. Both vertical and horizontal monsters get crushed by missile fire.

@Smarackto 2 ай бұрын

8:57 the Kroxigor Konga Line ^^

@notabcdave 2 ай бұрын

I love Nakai's starting position. Cathay is just such a cool part of the map. Excellent video!

@user-bm7bj6kq9e 2 ай бұрын

I really love your commentary - it's the perfect amount of humour and gameplay. Cheers

@predatorsoap4627 2 ай бұрын

i justr came back to tell you (and thank you personally) for making this video and showing the devs(wich credited you in the patch notes) the bug with the settlements and the buffs they gave, nakai is best boy and now people will make the right desicions with him!

@predatorsoap4627 2 ай бұрын

i cant believe that i wasnt subscribed even if i consume your content all the time lol

@talisuba7706 2 ай бұрын

The intro with the butt scratch and licking it 😂😂😂😂

@fyiicheckforspies 2 ай бұрын

"Creative Assembly doesn't care about Lizard people."

@Manslayer-eo1nh 2 ай бұрын

Ah yes, 7 legendary lords

@MandalorianRaider 2 ай бұрын

@@Manslayer-eo1nhmost of them mediocre. That was the running joke back in Warhammer 2, Lizards got constant DLC but none of it was any good.

@delivererofdarknessshoguno1133 2 ай бұрын

@@MandalorianRaiderGor'Rok was somehow better than all lizardmen DLC lords.

@Spaceghost12 2 ай бұрын

@MandalorianRaider tbh some of the most fun I've had in warhammer 3 (excluding Boris Ursus) was playing as Kroqgar or Oxyotl plus after they get lord Kroak they're pretty beefy.

@jaspermooren5883 2 ай бұрын

@@MandalorianRaider their DLC are more unique than almost any other faction. Oxyotl and Nakai both have really unique faction mechanics.

@seanlimyuxuan8775 Ай бұрын

1:02 This is a moment where i watch the replay more than 50 times cuz holy dat was magnificent Nakai general ability and his charging wif his croc boyz... ...The bowling pin of enemy units flying from croc boyz... ...and know that even outnumbered but still fight... PERFECTION

@ExInfamous 2 ай бұрын

Some of the best TWW3 content out there, great video.

@vodamiinurl1337 2 ай бұрын

Stop the Croc... Stop the Croc... Can't stop the Croc You can't stop the Croc

@YuLu-iv8cz 2 ай бұрын

Thank you for this video. Now I'm considering a Nakai campaign. This looks like fun.

@tesehielstoryteller7219 2 ай бұрын

Now after fixes Nakai is best campaign 😍

@marthvader14 Ай бұрын

@@tesehielstoryteller7219 What did they fix?

@MarkiianShylenko 2 ай бұрын

Damn, the florida wildlife is getting crazy

@tyrannicaljj6542 2 ай бұрын

18:57 The moment he snaps

@thewolfpack5290 2 ай бұрын

Loving the elf murder montage!

@charlesman8722 2 ай бұрын

There is an odd thing that happens at the reinforcement line that does stop units from coming in if you park at it, though it think you have to basically win the battle

@WuTangKlan15 2 ай бұрын

Bro these videos are always so funny to me. Thanks for the content.

@sebastiantrost6409 2 ай бұрын

The intro earned an instant thumps up.

@Amenema 24 күн бұрын

I just played this campaign, and for those not challenging yourself to a meme build like “Krox only” your front line should be the cheap skink sword & shield, and kroxigors to back them up. Later on, you’ll add in other dinos to enhance the army to your preference, but those two units together are really all you need to win most battles. Skinks go in first to absorb ranged fire/engage front line. Then kroxigors charge RIGHT THROUGH your skinks into the enemy. Easiest strategy works every time.

@NTJ666 2 ай бұрын

Love these. Keep em coming big Z 👌

@dillonschroeder985 Ай бұрын

Nakai's charge animation always makes me laugh, such a happy murder machine.

@Paximus13 2 ай бұрын

with the gifting settlements to old ones mechanic, I found that the green buildings also provide better garrisons

@bummknallpeng4294 2 ай бұрын

Surprised to see you didn't get any blessed kroxis seeing how much of the nakais unique resource ya had stored up at the end Either way, was a fun watch!

@solarisveritatis1086 20 күн бұрын

The Krox slidin down like "Yeeeeyyyy"

@kamalishnin5645 Ай бұрын

I was laughing hard! Great commentary!

@ZakisHereNow Ай бұрын

Would love to see longer videos from you. I enjoy the 20 minute recaps but for a TWWH play through I’d love 45-90 minutes.

@psychedellictoxin1195 2 ай бұрын

Barry was hilarious. Well done.

@Rammkommando 2 ай бұрын

aparently the burning wind faction saw the arrmy of 8 to 15 ft tall crocodile men and decided nope

@Owlnatomy Ай бұрын

highly entertaining, thank you

@phatang5443 Ай бұрын

Never expected total war hammer game can be this entertaining .

@DavidIka-dk9nq 2 ай бұрын

the way how that croc sniff it but than licked it i would have done that if no one was whatching 💀💀

@lNTERESTlNG 19 күн бұрын

NGL Mick Gordon pairs so well with a close-up of Kroxigor fighting

@onurdemircan6781 2 ай бұрын

I’ve been playing Warhammer for 7 years yet I have never seen that cute lizard scratching it’s arse

@x0lopossum 2 ай бұрын

19:10 CHARGE OF TGE CROCS!!!

@paradox_6847 20 күн бұрын

6:53 Bro didn’t even let it slide Lmae i don't even know this game but it's chaotically fun

@Anvilarm07 2 ай бұрын

Kroxies for the win. I didn't think you could top your other theme campaigns, but this was great.

@MrFamilyguybird 2 ай бұрын

Frist 5 seconds gave me a good idea of what I was getting into

@nunuonroad9969 2 ай бұрын

You have a great voice dude, I don’t even play this but this was entertaining to watch

@alpacaofthemountain8760 2 ай бұрын

The bestest bois in Warhammer, great video!

@extrie3650 Ай бұрын

That succeed block for six to seven turns made this video possible lol

@wardendjake3736 2 ай бұрын

A Traditon I have with Nakai is to always name the Stegodon at the start Bruce, Bruce is treated like a Lord, so if he dies it's either game over or load previous save. Long live Bruce the Lad and The Wanderer!

@erickraudi8661 2 ай бұрын

the shredder of lustria seemed to take all the damage to the army, the other units where full hp

@Mahar. 2 ай бұрын

That shredder didn't ended up on top of a peasant's pike, but in a plate !

@stressedhaish69420 2 ай бұрын

0:08 A crocodile that behaves like an average ape lol

@Pyromaniac77777 2 ай бұрын

In those low number, already weakened situations, charge bonus on monsters becomes your best friend

@quack9355 2 ай бұрын

When their food fights back and takes revenge for their ancestors.

@RedstoneGamerVN 2 ай бұрын

I've never played this game before. Looks hella funnnn

@DigiMatt52 2 ай бұрын

I want a redo of this on a higher difficulty. We need some Kroxikaiju-on-Kathaykaiju action!

@Shazamgoatee 29 күн бұрын

Never heard or seen of this game but this was funny as hell 😂😂😂❤❤❤

@unnamedshadow1866 2 ай бұрын

I always name my Sacred Kroxigor stacks, Fisting Squads.

@AlexandruA. 2 ай бұрын

I'm a simple man: I see Nakai, I click

@oskarrussjohansson4302 2 ай бұрын

Honestly these are some of my favorite units, like I’d take them over dinos sometimes.

@wither5673 2 күн бұрын

I love how they are literally the mind of an Ogryn from 40k put in the body of killer crock on the most intense steroids known in the universe lol.

@oilyoatmeal717 2 ай бұрын

Hey man or anyone hear. Can anyone tell me why my Nakais melee weapon is floating next to him and not actually holding it? I’m not sure what the problem is.

@pickelssalvation7196 14 күн бұрын

Amazing gameplay

@Voytaz1985 2 ай бұрын

Croxigors should be top of the monstrous infantry and yet somehow they always felt underwhelming... 😢

@krishnavandewalle9459 2 ай бұрын

Big Barry😂

@StarMystro 2 ай бұрын

"TRUE elven courage" LOL

@milospetrovic9293 2 ай бұрын

Thank you Barry

@thesistersofbattle 2 ай бұрын

I've gotten pretty good at knowing when that Auto Resolve is, in fact, the better option.

@AshenShougar 2 ай бұрын

Damn i love these clips! 😂😂😂

@puntacana7550 18 күн бұрын

I could not resist clicking after seeing this title.

@zakarinzaccaron6448 17 күн бұрын

When food fights back

@viktor7879 2 ай бұрын

good video mate

@charleslister8465 2 ай бұрын

Nice work barry!!

@fixu8204 2 ай бұрын

Having a race of Crocodile people conquering shit makes me want to play this game

@djktsjytej 2 ай бұрын

Big Barry. Love it! Wondering if it's a TFS reference from you.

@smorphous8928 2 ай бұрын

0:06 my man just liked his fingers he used to scratch his ass 😂

@cameronbaughman2090 2 ай бұрын

Heh. Kalima kalima! Indiana Jones reference with elves 😂

@user-hw4ob3jb9f 2 ай бұрын

Never say sorry to the elves, for they deserve everything.

@RoachManTheFirst 2 ай бұрын

I am going to be completely honest here, he sounds almost exactly like Korg from Marvel, and I love it all the more. This seems like the kind of commentary he'd do.

@shreyaanghosh 2 ай бұрын

I dunno what I watched just now. But it was interesting.

@khamulthewack4732 19 күн бұрын

1 minute in and this shit had me in stitches 💀

@roon9848 2 ай бұрын

Zer : Im gonna name it Barry Me : I meaaan if it was Big Ba... Ive been watching too much of his videos 😂😂

@gatorcroc7212 2 ай бұрын

I love this, this shall be my path to taking over FL and Louisiana

@zackrodriguez6653 2 ай бұрын

Hell yeah, brother.

@pickleknuckle284 19 күн бұрын

imagine going to battle against an army of large crocodiles

@Pruenta 2 ай бұрын

Def lore accurate

@fantaspy6031 2 ай бұрын

Be careful they eat anything, the crocs might need to run

@Markus_Berglund 2 ай бұрын

Big Barry and "Elf murder collage"! 😎

@Mortarion-xt9wp 2 ай бұрын

I am new to this channel. When did the elf hating start? Is it just Zerks quirk or is there some reason behind it?

@joshuawoodj6290 2 ай бұрын

Bro really unleashed florida on china

@mr.gandersson2835 2 ай бұрын

Imma put the Jurassic park theme in the background the entire video It fits, but i can't stop hearing the parody version

@rexmagi4606 14 күн бұрын

Hear me out: This is the army that comes from the east once the Euphrates river dries up.

@marcopritoni7182 2 ай бұрын

Funny walkthrough

@user-ps9dg9ww8p 2 ай бұрын

One time my blessed stegadone (in saurus full stack) was killed by 2 skaven slaves army