“Slippers are high precise and very damaging missiles who can destroy every target” by Kemmlers Mother

"We are ghosts and they are french, so it can only really end one way." Magnificent.

They arent invincible i can see them right there

I like these narrated campaigns :) What I always loved about twwh ist that all the faction interaction tell their own storry.

3:40 "Help the SHORT". Yeah that one is definitely going in the book.

The absolute bear minimum we need for the seiges... Is to re-skin the ladders based off the factions and units. Would add way more flavour if the ladders fit each faction Hell, with the Ghosts, All you'd have to do is delete the Ladders, and they just float up in the same line of the ladders but there's no ladder there.

I've always had a weird soft spot for Kemmler, and I'm glad he's coming in for some love. Playing him is fun but I always fail to confederate with the Red Duke before he goes under, which is a pity because the Red Duke's armor is bitchin'.

These narrated, edited campaigns are great, normal campaigns take so long, the extra effort to condense everything and make it funny at the same time is extremely appreciated

13:53 "My second army, much like your genitals was small but powerful and ready to strike" Had to pay a tribute to this.

Me not knowing the Fantasy Warhammer lore that well: "Heinrich WHO!?!?!?!"

And it's not even spooktober yet, what a treat. It'd be cool if Nagash (when he comes out for 99.99) could recruit ethereal units regardless of faction, because the lost Sylvan knights are cool but they are on a stinky elf roster.

That One Banshee when seeing the tree : *Burn it.* **BURN IT !**

that visual of 12:00 is such a great moment. Like, the sheer spook aura is great. I can hear the Skeletor laughter intensifying lol

I love Kemmler, the most VC campaigns i've played were with him.

The adventure of evil Gandalf and not a legendary hero Krell.

I love your campaigns so much!!! I sent my friends with TWWIII ur tactic vids and they got bored or distracted (Ipersonally love them and find them useful), but your Norsca campaign inspired the most fun multiplayer experience I've ever had in total war so thank you!!! You're commentary is so entertaining and good and the gameplay is like the perfect balance of difficult and cinematic :)) keep these coming fr

OMG. The ghosts going up ladders (that they apparently brought with them) is the most hilarious thing ever. It blows my mind that ethereal units don't ignore walls.

Wait how have i never realised cairn wraiths could climb walls lol ive done quite a few vampire campaigns and never thought they could

3:40 SHORT?! THATS GOING IN THE BOOK UMGI

1:09 Kemmler spartan kicking a MF with his slippers is the best thing ever.

Pinning the army + garrison in with a single lord is a nice tip. I'll just imagine he wedged the castle gates with old bones or something

Kemmler was my favourite charachter in Wh2, killing french , killing elfs, going to battle in slippers, he is the most based grandpa in history.

I think the healing cap additions are additive. So the +100% you get brings it to 160% instead of 120%. It's nearly triple. Most modifiers in the game operate like that.

I love your campaign videos! Always good for a laugh!

I love Kemmler. I hope when the leaked Dogs of War arrive that we'll see Krinal on the map. Heinrich's ancient fortress in the Vaults somewhere north-northeast of Skavenblight as a ten-slot settlement with a landmark for both him and Borgio.

I just love this one. Had been rewatching it a few times and it's still magnificent.

I never get time to watch these videos but your campaign ideas are great because I've done similar things in Warhammer for thousands of hours where I set myself unnecessary limitations for fun

Vampires are so much fun, especially VLAD with his army placement.

The line that sold me on this video. "You can't beat me, I know wing chun!" - I had a good laugh at that. Thank you for making my day.

Another great themed army campaign. I love it. I am going to try this when I finish my current campaign with Katarina. Undead/Vampire Counts were my very first table top army way back in the day. Death to elves!

That was really great fun - well done :)

Great fun to watch, as always!

Hot tip, pretty sure you can press the 'balane offer' button or whatever it's called when "selling" a settlement and get upwards of tens of thousands of treasury depending on faction and settlement while still gaining the benefit of "gifting" the settlement

Videos like this is the reason why you are my favorite youtuber!

Kemmler hex wraith doom stack is one of my favs in the game, it’s basically unstoppable

In the mod, "Legion of Nagash" not only do you play as the faction of Nagash and obtain him as a legendary lord but some of the generic lords have insane traits. For example, one adds an additional 10% physical resistance to all spectral units, along with the added unit "Carrion Wraiths".. which are essentially what Carrions should have been in the first place. Legendary lords also have a red line which includes an additional 10% ward save to all Nagashizzar units (*spectral included*) at rank 7 or higher. Their 70% resistance to most attacks, tagged with an increase in speed and melee attack + charge bonus make using Nagash himself trivial. I find myself with 10+ generic lords all with the spectral buff trait running around conquering the map. Lots of fun, recommend the mod.

You're videos are always great fun to watch. Especially when you run into the elves and the French. Because like you said in a different video, "what do we do when we see the French? We attack them!"

13:30 Imagining Gandalf riding down orcs on a pitch black Shadowfax, and then shackling the souls of their fallen into his service to turn against their fellows would be a hell of a scene lol.

SHORT?!? love these videos, great humor, great inspiration :D

Stig of the dump, hahaha. Brilliant reference. Takes me back.

11:55 - That was one of the best LotR jokes I've ever heard XD

The slippers part really got me. I don't know why, but I find it really funny when badass characters have extremely non-badass shoes. Piccolo from dragonball for instance 😂😂

You need to use Dynamic Settlements, it's such a cool cosmetic mod Take a settlement and it makes it faction-based aesthetic

6:00 One creep comes at fortress *ENCIRCLE*🤣

I love the way you roast french people in every opportunity 😂😂

F for that 1 unit that died

I love to create some chaff armies (full zombies) directly in the beginning, use them in a autoresolve fight (as much casulties as possible), raise tier 5 units in turn 10^^

Hey, you are good! Funny + Warhammer = What else could one want to watch ? Thanks, great!

I love undead, and this was such a fun take on them.

That into was TOO GOOD 😂

Help the short has definitely got you put in the book 😂

3:40 I can't believe you didn't edit in Thorgrim saying "Short!?" while reading the charity there, would've been perfect. Fun ghostie army though, love some spectral scythes for sure!

I love the way he says "let's go."😂😂

Keep on going Zerk!Great Content in these dark times

Black Gandalph and the Traitor Army of Ghost, and all this was done while wearing slippers. Damn this is a really good video i realy love the stuff you do with those "Role Play Campaigns". May i suggest a '"Gobbo gets an all you can eat Buffet (Grom)" or a "Look at me and LOVE me! (Azazael, Sigvald or N'Kari)

Kemmler before battle probably whips off one of those bad boy slippers, points it squarely at the enemy, and yells: "I wiw sendyoo toohjeezus."

"Apparently he only speks one language: FAILURE" im cryin on the floor lmao

i love the comedic edits

Kemmler is my favorite VC campaign, something about a grumpy old man running rampant through the elves and the frogs just feels right.

Always wanted to do this, loads of fun

amazing campaign, you inspired to do a similar campaign tonight.

that troll move from Franz was golden :D ! You shall not claim my lands!!!

This is the kind of thing I've always thought about doing, but never actually done.

When you can't have a Nighthaunt faction in Total war because they're from AoS

Ahahah first 30 seconds amazing bro!!👍🏼

I’ve never played the Vampire Counts 1003 hours in, but this video alone is why I’m starting a Kemmler campaign!

Glad to see I am not the only one doing thematic campaigns❤❤❤

Never considered playing an undead faction but man does this look exciting!

Hey, I've played this one! I did it with only Kemmlers army though. The other armies I used were normal counts-armies.

F for Full respect. Great video bud.

3:45 **SHORT**!? That's GOING IN THE BOOK!

fire content mate love it

Would you count the Black Coach as a ghost unit? it can turn ethereal on the table top. And they are so cool.

Pretty sure Zerk is a closet French Elf and probably has a pair of their ears next to his gamer draw to wear when playing! ;-p

The Nighthaunt campaign. Love it

"Stig of the Dump" love it😂

Love it! Bring it on for the next one.

Not only is he wearing slippers into battle, he's also not wearing socks. :)

ghost climbing ladders is just so funny to me

3:42 if you weren't in the book before, you definitely are now!!

"Very handy in a tight spot these lads. Despite the fact they are dead!"

I'd recommend legendary for the vampire counts. With raise dead they are so easy

Experts from the imperial college of magic have actually measured the distance between the Blackstone Post and Karak Ziflin and have found it's the perfect distance for hurling insults. Apparently the acoustics are to die for.

These are my favorite type of videos. 😎

not even a minute in and I'm dying of laughter :D

Also the ambush success chance is weird i know but iv noticed a few things about ambushing i believe is going on when all is said and done. First the ambush chance stated above your head when you go into ambush stance is your personal ambush level, i don’t look at it as a % but thats how its calculated. Lets use your 80% as an example, this is a combination of the regions base chance to ambush plus your army’s bonuses added. Now this isnt exactly the ambush % chance the game is going to use in the end. Because i have noticed its a lot harder to ambush a larger army than it is to ambush a smaller one. So i believe the army size you are attempting to ambush is important to what your end result ambush % chance to succeed. Certain units could potentially also affect these chances and we wouldn’t ever really know it. Im sure there is someone out there who knows how it truely works but in the end i completely agree it feels like the AI cheats in so many different ways.

you totally made a Korg voice in the beginning "piss off ghost!"

The man doesn’t even wear armor, he says slippers are enough for war

3:40 "SHORT!?"

So I had this issue with battle realism the other day, and I took a quick peek at the settings and there actually is a battle realism button you can now toggle on or off at anytime 🎉 so no more issues with the inability to pause

Wait, this is the kind of content I live for. YEAHHHH

Brilliant content

Great vid 😊

The ladders 🤣🤣

Got to balance those generous diplomatic trades - you're leaving money on the counter.

3:31 Karl Franz: "It's free real estate!"

As a Khazrak player, I can confirm that Todd never stays dead for long. Still fun ambushing him though every time. I admire your hatred of wood elves lol

Kemmler dresses like a tired Dad on Sunday going to grab the newspaper.

Stig of the dump reference made me laugh.

10:21 holy mother of T-pose