"Forget about him. I already have." "And so will the rest of the world in six months." Who knew you could burn ice?

"Drop that zero and get with the hero!" Never have more inspirational words been spoken in a cinematic film.

This movie is filmed like an early 90's Pepsi commercial.

"You don't know me, you don't know me at all." Isn't that kind of the point she was trying to make?

If I can interpret this correctly Ice stalks this girl and cat calls her until the lazy script tells her that she needs to love him?

I WAS FROZEN TODAY

I loved the sequel when we found out that Ice went grunge, hardcore, and then lived with the Amish. Wait, what? That happened in real life? Well, fuck me.

"Drop that zero and get with a hero" I think that was the movie telling you to stop watching and put on something else.

The best joke in this review is the movie itself.

" Go dumbass go dumbass go ! Go dumbass go dumbass go ! " It's so funny and fits so well with the rhythm and the dancing

"You like my shorts? I got them from the Hamburglar." Oh my gosh... that was BRILLIANT!!

Fun Fact! The cinematographer of this did Schindler's List!

God this movie makes The Room look like Citizen Kane

Had to come here after watching Jon Tron's review

the stalking car scene probably was stalky at all as they just wanted the girl to GET OUT OF THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. :)

Vanilla ice, ice cube, and Arnold Schwarzenegger should make a movie full to the brim of ice puns

"Yeeaah, got that off the Disney Channel." Hahaha man this is great stuff

Since I was born in 93' the only reason I even know of Vanilla Ice is the second Turtles Movie.

Ice is like all the jerks and idiots I've met in my life mixed into a vanilla milkshake. And god help me I wanna use my bat on that drink.

5:28 LMAO! I love they way the guy asked "what" is that, and not "who" is that. It was the movies way of telling future audiences that even at the time this movie was being made, everyone knew Vanilla Ice was a money making object, not an actual person.

Honestly, i kinda miss these kinds of reviews, with clips from the movies, it's been a lot of sketches lately, (Don't take me wrong, i enjoy those too, but i prefer these)

The best part is Doug just laughing for the intro.

The part where VIce is randomly dancing by himself in front of a house dressed in the most garish 90s clothes possible for no logical reason is the best part.

"Care to be lame with me?" best line ever 😂🤣😂

Pot: "You are so black." Kettle: "I'm not black! You're black! Pot: "I'm not black! You're black! Kettle: "You don't know what you're talking about!" Pot: "OOOOOOOHHHHHH....!"

I've met Michael Gross, the dude is more down-to-earth than down-to-earth! On set he treats everyone the same: cast, crew, background performers, studio staff. He's not above any one.

Its just funny that they had to make the music ear bleedingly terrible, the boyfriend a complete d-bag, etc. Just to make Vanilla Ice seem the slightest bit bearable by comparison..

Apparently the director of the movie disowns this piece of crap. And when the director of Inspector Gadget does that, that's saying something.

"Don't mock me, I'm gonna last forever". That's hilarious .

Vanilla Ice's acting makes Tommy Wisaeu look like Daniel Day Lewis

The "Max Headache" joke was actually genius.

Those jokes were pretty....nICE.

My brain has been irreversably damaged from watching even PARTS of that movie *starts dissapearing*

If Vanilla Ice's goal in this movie was to make himself look like the world's biggest tool, then he succeeded.

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly, for a white guy!

13:05 "I am simply asking a normal human question out of curiosity, not to mine data, *Human!"*

This review was pretty solid... Because it's made of ICE!!!

Remember this movie? Pepperidge Farm doesn't.

Don't you just love it how at the end he puts on sunglasses at night.

This is easily one of my favorite nostalgia critic reviews. The jokes were just so damn funny. The movie gives him so much to work with. Everything flows so natural as well (unlike some of his other reviews).

I'm sorry if Vanilla Ice were to hang out in the "hood" he would be shot. I'm a suburban kid that has been in the hood before. I know.

We found Jake Paul's father, we did it guys

Actually, the Sugar Shack is the name of a restaurant in California I used to go to with my family when I was a kid.

even before the movie was even released, it still fuckin failed. you know what the tag line for this movie is? "when a girl has a heart made of stone, theres only one way to melt it... just add ice." THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE ON A TECHNICAL LEVEL!

I was waiting for an Eminem joke, but I was disappointed. luckily, this movie is a good joke too, so it safficed.

6:07 'Yeah, I got that off the Disney channel.' If it were just that lame one-liner that he got off the Disney channel...

Still a better lovestory than "Twilight".

XD I saw the "Ice-hole" joke coming a mile away

Fun Fact: "Ice's" love interest was Kevin's hot dark haired sister in Home Alone.

Jesus this whole movie is shot like an episode of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

Shoulda called it white as snow

This whole review was hilarious, when he said it's because I'm black, I laughed a little too hard. 😂

Is it just me or is his head shaped like an ice cube? XD

Wow, this is the most unlikeable protagonist I've ever seen.

Take a shot everytime NC says ice, cool, or white.

Yes, we Black people actually do think White people's lives are just one long Calvin Klein ad.

This is actually a review I have never seen... I'm guessing a... Turtles joke in this review? GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO!!!

Kathy's room is amazingly the least white thing in the movie

"..the most romantic place they can think of... a construction site." 😭🤣🤣🤣💀

Jotaro Kujo called. He wants his hat back

"It's because I'm black isn't it"" KILLED ME!

4:06 That cute dance that the Critic is doing had me dying.

7:59 that knock though....

those dance moves are still better than drake

“So after that blast from the ass...” is a great quote

"Sooommebody SAVE ME!" Ahaha xD Laughed so hard

Thank God for Eminem in "8 Mile"

12:01 "Wake up, bitch, we're goinda' Disneyland!"

Da na nah nah nah nah nah nuh na na ICE!!!MAN!!!!!

I can't believe Vanilla Ice was popular once... On THIS planet. Look at this guy! If I was to search the definition of "lame" in 50 different languages, they would all have a picture of Vanilla Ice in it

LMFAOOOOOO Vanilla Ice & The Popsicles.

lol "Nah, man, we in the desert. Gotta be careful in case i melt....... Cuz I'm icccceee."

Total honesty here: this is a serious guilty pleasure of mine. One of the best unintentional comedies ever made.

This movie need more cowbells!!

So when does Ice beat a puppy to death?

Who's Sir D? Sir Deez Nuts! ... Shut up, it's better than anything in this movie.

Really no Johnny bravo joke

11:24 “Don’t mock me! I’m gonna last forever!” 😂😂😂

He said “raggedy Ann seizure.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

We had a "Sugar Shack" where I lived. It was a tiny hut where the local park made maple syrup for educational purposes. They hated that we called it that ^_^

I love this movie. Not because it’s good. Just fun to laugh at

I swear, I saw Doug very happy during this review and not nervous at all. I’m glad he didn’t put his nervous act and, hopefully, enjoyed the movie in his own way, because the review is great :)

The first of both movies were produced & directed by Emmy winner David Kellogg. His last movie was the box office hit, "Inspector Gadget" with Matthew Broderick and Joely Fisher. Released in the fall of 1999 by Disney. After the success of "Inspector Gadget," David Kellogg continues to produce, direct and consult an wide range of TV's biggest successes with all-new material.

20:52 "That's like 5 pages of the Kama Sutra"

“The sugar shack and the 2 year old that has to pee” got me good besides the ice puns and making fun of vanilla ice whiteness😂😂😂😂😂

"Wow, what an ice-hole." 😆

these old reviews were much better and more enjoyable to watch than the new ones. sometimes less is more.

Good God, could this movie be more early-90's?

This isn’t even a movie. Movies have plots, characters, and scenes that are at least minimally related to the other scenes.

11:49 why the hell is she walking in the middle of the street there's oviously sidewalks

Nostalgia Critic will get his revenge on Jontron.

And I thought I was white...

They should remake this movie with Justin Bieber! lol

"Max Headache" LMFAO

The beginning of this review fills me with so much joy.

They filmed a movie with no plot, very bold filmmaking choice.

I wish Doug knew just how many times I've watched this video. HILARIOUS!

From Rifftrax: "Every sleepy smalltown has a Street Wizzing Truck. Sorry about the wizz dear, It's ok Artie you're just doing your job." :-)

My god, Hitler's youth was blacker.

The Kruskal-Wallis H test (sometimes also called the "one-way ANOVA on ranks") is a rank-based nonparametric test that can be used to determine if there are statistically significant differences between two or more groups of an independent variable on a continuous or ordinal dependent variable.