CORRECTIONS Episode 49: Week of Monday, June 6

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2 жыл бұрын

Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like mispronouncing street sweeper and mistaking a meme for fan art.
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CORRECTIONS: Week of Monday, June 6 - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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@parsnipguy2986
@parsnipguy2986 2 жыл бұрын
OMG MY FANART MADE IT TO CORRECTIONS THIS IS HISTORIC THANK YOU SET HAHAHAHAHA
@katiekight4336
@katiekight4336 2 жыл бұрын
It was great!! Loved Wally Two Trees! 🌳🌳
@StephanieAly
@StephanieAly 2 жыл бұрын
Nice job!
@parsnipguy2986
@parsnipguy2986 2 жыл бұрын
If you wanna show the other ones, I’d gladly come on to your show as a guest just give me a heads up I live in Poland :) or w/out me is fine too…
@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc
@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc 2 жыл бұрын
@Parsnip Guy: "Set"? So you got your fanart picked by praying to the ancient Egyptian god of deserts, storms, disorder, violence, and foreigners? 𓁣
@aerodroo
@aerodroo 2 жыл бұрын
@@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc If that's the jackal headed god, might be kinda genius.
@AmyDentata
@AmyDentata 2 жыл бұрын
Your example for "J.A.C.K.A.L." is technically a backronym: an acronym formed from an already-existing word. And it's also, surely, the title of a never-aired 1980s Saturday morning cartoon knock-off of G.I. Joe
@Puppyslayer420
@Puppyslayer420 2 жыл бұрын
G.I Actually...
@elmando6522
@elmando6522 2 жыл бұрын
@@Puppyslayer420 Did that star Hugh Grant?
@Karajorma
@Karajorma 2 жыл бұрын
_And it's also, surely, the title of a never-aired 1980s Saturday morning cartoon knock-off of G.I. Joe_ Seriously? M.A.S.K is right there!
@AmyDentata
@AmyDentata 2 жыл бұрын
@@Karajorma we ain't called maskals tho, as rad as that would be
@nedludd7622
@nedludd7622 2 жыл бұрын
@Bon Goaie This post is a scam that gets regularly posted.
@lancefromohio
@lancefromohio 2 жыл бұрын
CORRECTION. You don't etch a tombstone. You ENGRAVE a tombstone. Or YOU COOK IT AT 400 ON THE MIDDLE RACK FOR 17 MINUTES. This correction sponsored by Tombstone Pizza: WHAT DO YOU WANT ON YOUR CORRECTION?
@elmando6522
@elmando6522 2 жыл бұрын
Correction to correction: You can actually have laser etched granite tombstones. But yes stone ones are usually engraved, which is actually a pretty insensitive term to use.
@Zahaqiel
@Zahaqiel 2 жыл бұрын
@@elmando6522 It is worth observing that it would be more insensitive to encrypt your engraved headstone.
@bfg3890
@bfg3890 2 жыл бұрын
Humour would be nice
@bfg3890
@bfg3890 2 жыл бұрын
@@Zahaqiel No, it is not
@davidmccaslin4823
@davidmccaslin4823 2 жыл бұрын
This segment ain’t big enough for 2 pizza brands…
@rosefarlow854
@rosefarlow854 2 жыл бұрын
Here it is, Seth coming for the knitting community again. Excuse me, you never received fan art?!? Patty is an ARTIST who created you not one bur two pieces.
@katiemiller8313
@katiemiller8313 2 жыл бұрын
I feel there is a difference between "art from a fan" and "fan art." The latter is typically assigned to art that depicts a person/event/scenario/etc. from media.
@virginiatyree6705
@virginiatyree6705 2 жыл бұрын
You get em! Spoken/written as only a true JACKAL could/would do! 😎...v
@globalwarmhugs7741
@globalwarmhugs7741 2 жыл бұрын
Fan Craft. That's on a higher level, baby!!
@globalwarmhugs7741
@globalwarmhugs7741 2 жыл бұрын
@@katiemiller8313 Agreed.
@katiemiller8313
@katiemiller8313 2 жыл бұрын
@@globalwarmhugs7741 Fan Craft... love it!
@alias093001
@alias093001 2 жыл бұрын
Some excellent wordplay this week. Now all we need a depiction of Jensen Ackles as a jackal. That would be the best kind of mug.
@lollylolly8186
@lollylolly8186 2 жыл бұрын
He was a dog in one episode of Supernatural. Well he had dog like tendencies. I think that’s close enough to be king. 🤴 Jackles King of the Jackals .
@commaJim
@commaJim 2 жыл бұрын
Now THAT'S a brilliant idea.
@brennonbrunet6330
@brennonbrunet6330 2 жыл бұрын
Dean Winge-chester is my hero.
@Tediruxevelt
@Tediruxevelt 2 жыл бұрын
That would be the best
@lexslate2476
@lexslate2476 2 жыл бұрын
As John Oliver pointed out recently, there are people you can hire to draw people as animal-people. Many furry artists take commissions. I suggest that as many jackals as possible commission furry depictions of Jensen Ackles and send the resulting images to Seth.
@audreyroncevich188
@audreyroncevich188 2 жыл бұрын
In Europe the calendar starts on Monday. Appreciate how graphics split the difference between June's 30 days, November's 30 days, and February's 28 by giving this month 29. Wonder if Junevembruary is affected by leap years.
@ImJustSaijan
@ImJustSaijan 2 жыл бұрын
Hell I can't even keep track of how old I am or what day it is anymore
@boywhitecat
@boywhitecat 2 жыл бұрын
In my house in America the calendars start on Monday also.
@tartaros3
@tartaros3 2 жыл бұрын
yeah somehow we put the thing called "weekend" at the end of the week. I wonder why. Americans also get their dates wrong (mm/dd/yyyy - wtf). They're deeply weird people.
@ImJustSaijan
@ImJustSaijan 2 жыл бұрын
@@tartaros3 we are....hey I live in Florida and look at us we could be our own country of crazy people
@Midori_Seabreeze
@Midori_Seabreeze 2 жыл бұрын
In Japan the calendar puts Mondays first as well. Drives me nuts. I keep having to correct myself out of habitually counting spaces from the left instead of reading the day.
@maximeprometheas
@maximeprometheas 2 жыл бұрын
Not a correction per se, but one for the art fans: While there are no Picasso works in the Louvre permanent collection because the Picasso Museum is just a few minutes' walk away in the Marais neighborhood of Paris, individual clumps of Picasso works are regularly featured at the Louvre for special events. (I live in Paris; an ex-girlfriend was a curator at the Louvre.) So it's not altogether impossible that a Picasso would be hit by cake at the Louvre, just highly improbable: would anybody really waste Parisian pastry on a Picasso?
@streetographer
@streetographer 2 жыл бұрын
You can also find Picasso in the Musee d'Orsay which houses many of the "modern" art pieces from the Louvre collection. So it's Louvre adjacent.
@travelwell6049
@travelwell6049 2 жыл бұрын
Individual clumps. Interesting word choice.
@davidmccaslin4823
@davidmccaslin4823 2 жыл бұрын
Get over her!
@jediping
@jediping 2 жыл бұрын
The alliteration at the end there is *chef’s kiss*
@hannahep5148
@hannahep5148 2 жыл бұрын
I knew this would be good as soon as I saw you used a per se in a you tube comment. then you got to the alliterative pastry joke and, boy, was I chuffed!
@hongkongcantonese501
@hongkongcantonese501 2 жыл бұрын
Wally Two-Trees. Nosfera-chews. Michael Richards. Ray Liotta impression. J. Ackles. This episode had me in stitches!
@sadlystuckinreality
@sadlystuckinreality 2 жыл бұрын
Seth, if you really do read all the comments then I hope by some chance you see this. I cannot express how much your show and specifically Corrections means to me. It is something that I look forward to everyday and when I've had a horrible day I know I'm still going to laugh at the end of it when you upload. You have been such a constant source of laughter for me since the pandemic started and my mental health started to rapidly decline. This show has been with me through my absolute worst days and always manages to make me smile. So to Seth and the whole team, thank you so so much.
@christinebenson518
@christinebenson518 2 жыл бұрын
And the bot replied! Seth really should be getting a cut of what the bot makes.
@virginiatyree6705
@virginiatyree6705 2 жыл бұрын
@@christinebenson518 , Do you think it's a bot account? It looks legit. v
@scottv6583
@scottv6583 2 жыл бұрын
I echo this sentiment.
@JefCollier
@JefCollier 2 жыл бұрын
I *too* echo this statement. I loved the show before. But the pandemic evolved it to absolute artwork. It changed Seth's show the way 911 changed the Daily Show for Stewart.
@birdiecasey2585
@birdiecasey2585 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@annilynnk1090
@annilynnk1090 2 жыл бұрын
From a Canadian jackal. Touched by the toast at the end. Keep the faith that common sense will win out over all the crap going on down there.
@emiliabolsas
@emiliabolsas 2 жыл бұрын
Canadian Jackel = Cackel? Canuckel?
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 2 жыл бұрын
Cackel for sure. ..coffee cackal, maybe
@cobrasys
@cobrasys 2 жыл бұрын
Being one, I like _Canuckal_ myself. And I second ther OP's sentiments.
@LittleTreeBlue
@LittleTreeBlue 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I WISH I had faith left to keep in the common sense of our country….
@michaelemond7315
@michaelemond7315 2 жыл бұрын
That's interesting about dog years. So when they are 6 years old and only when they are 6 years old the "7 years for every human year" holds true (15+7+5+5+5+5 = 42; 42/6 = 7). I can't wait to tell my cat about this - he loves this crap.
@djradost6524
@djradost6524 2 жыл бұрын
well done on the math! however, if you use the numbers from the actual study, rather than from the song, it works out to 7 years at the 7-(human)-year mark (49 dog years). as someone else pointed out, there's a discrepancy between the numbers that seth gives when explaining (second year = 9 years) and when singing (second year = 7 years, possibly because it rhymes?). i double-checked, and the study does say 9 years for the second year - assuming we're still talking about a medium-sized dog. the fault is entirely seth's. i am offering this correction to your tidbit so that when folks throw it out at cocktail parties (that's what people do, right?), they have the correct information. (i also want to make sure your cat has the correct information.)
@michaelemond7315
@michaelemond7315 2 жыл бұрын
@@djradost6524 Much appreciated. My cat appreciates it as well. But he has lost all respect for me.
@meganbarber3599
@meganbarber3599 2 жыл бұрын
No. It's different depending on the age and size of the dog.
@michaelemond7315
@michaelemond7315 2 жыл бұрын
@@meganbarber3599 My cat's eyes are starting the glaze over - can we simplify this for him?
@nomoregdm
@nomoregdm 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelemond7315 I’m afraid, Sir, that in this unfortunate situation no one can reclaim your cat’s fleeting respect for you and your intellectual authority on matters; Perhaps one can suggest reflection on your reduced-capacity station within his staff. Deepest apologies.
@MariaVosa
@MariaVosa 2 жыл бұрын
That fan art was *adorable* ! (Tip to Mikey the Shoe - pretend to book Jensen Ackles again, but instead bring in a couple of Jackals. Preferably one of the knitters and the guy who went to High School with the actor in Air Bud). Cheers Seth!
@justajumpingypsygirl
@justajumpingypsygirl 2 жыл бұрын
Oh and the Stepmom who corrected the 80s music.
@clarewillison9379
@clarewillison9379 2 жыл бұрын
You only had Jenson Ackles on so you could make that joke today. ⭐️🐾❤️
@stillhere1425
@stillhere1425 2 жыл бұрын
You might not know this, but Jenson Ackles, in addition to his many other talents, is a renowned kazoo player.
@noahjohnson3370
@noahjohnson3370 2 жыл бұрын
@@stillhere1425 so is wally
@oakes226
@oakes226 2 жыл бұрын
I can just feel Andy Samberg's simmering rage at the idea of being the *little* brother in the Andy/Frisbee relationship.
@sparkythancztwise
@sparkythancztwise 4 ай бұрын
yeah, the dude is literally held together at a cellular level by nothing but rage
@jimschleich8753
@jimschleich8753 2 жыл бұрын
The Nosfera-chews swelled feelings of pride for the contributing Jackal. Well done!!
@bupdaddy1
@bupdaddy1 2 жыл бұрын
Nosfera-chews was major league funny. You may make the bigs, kid.
@tehanu1782
@tehanu1782 2 жыл бұрын
jockel*
@bean7337
@bean7337 2 жыл бұрын
His name isn't nosferatu though, it's count orlok. Nosferatu is the name of the movie
@jimschleich8753
@jimschleich8753 2 жыл бұрын
@@bean7337 you left off the "well actually" from your comment. C'mon Bean!!
@puellanivis
@puellanivis 2 жыл бұрын
Calendars throughout Europe, Australia, India, South East Asia, and many of the islands in between the latter three all start their weeks on Monday. It has caused me any number of issues when I was glancing at calendars in the USA, and with my Ex after we had moved to Germany. “What do you mean it’s tomorrow? It was on the 2nd space of the week, and that’s Tuesday!”
@kevintyerman1906
@kevintyerman1906 2 жыл бұрын
I suspect that Australian calendars do both. I have always looked at the top of the calendar to see which day is represented. Added: The magnetic ones that I have on the side of my computer tower all start on Sunday, and the wall calendar I have here starts on Monday.
@lordcaptain73
@lordcaptain73 2 жыл бұрын
Fifty year old Australian here, I’ve never seen it before until Apple changed my Calendar app in the last update.
@kcasper7
@kcasper7 2 жыл бұрын
I presumed they made it a UK calendar bc Seth's(?) body matches a typical Brit's.
@ChristopherHallett
@ChristopherHallett 2 жыл бұрын
Born and bred Australian of nearly 40 years, and I've only ever seen calendars that start on Monday being American in origin.
@OriginalPiMan
@OriginalPiMan 2 жыл бұрын
Australian here, and I've seen each about as frequently as the other. I get so frustrated by calendars that start on a Sunday. I don't get my days wrong, but in my heart I know, the person who made that calendar kicks puppies.
@romulusnr
@romulusnr 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, "sweet streeper" is an example of what's known as a "spoonerism"
@chezmoi42
@chezmoi42 2 жыл бұрын
Shades of Ronnie Baker, may his Dr Spooner live forever. "Heave this louse at once!"
@travelwell6049
@travelwell6049 2 жыл бұрын
It was Meryl Streep’s nickname at school.
@chrisray1567
@chrisray1567 2 жыл бұрын
I like to think butterfly is the original spoonerism because they flutter by.
@lynnhettrick7588
@lynnhettrick7588 2 жыл бұрын
OOOH, thanks! I love learning new things.
@Ghaleon42
@Ghaleon42 2 жыл бұрын
I can't think up the whole thing right now, but to include the accusation of using spoonerisms in a string of articles of complaint would make for a zingy insult!
@Gojuninja
@Gojuninja 2 жыл бұрын
What a wonderful gesture Seth. Cheers to Matthew M. for the whiskey and for his incredibly moving speech last week. Please continue to do what you do, you all make this world a better place.
@mmuller199
@mmuller199 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly don't blame you for not trying to spell out his last name when there's a comment section full of jackals waiting to pounce
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse 2 жыл бұрын
well said 💙🐾
@JohnDough-yr2zt
@JohnDough-yr2zt 2 жыл бұрын
He wasn’t acting
@tylerhare1197
@tylerhare1197 2 жыл бұрын
"My mom is a French teacher, how would she pronounce Louvre?" "KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!" LOL I'm dying
@conj764
@conj764 2 жыл бұрын
To err is human, to arr is pirate, to "err, actually" is Jackal
@andrewbyronloveshire5209
@andrewbyronloveshire5209 2 жыл бұрын
i hope the 50th episode showcases all the Jackal gifts/outfits/props that have been sent to Seth overtime. Oh and i hope someone has counted the exact number of Corrections eps... i think Seth may pull a fast one
@johanvajse8410
@johanvajse8410 2 жыл бұрын
youtube counted them for me - there is a list and it says 49 corrections
@andrewbyronloveshire5209
@andrewbyronloveshire5209 2 жыл бұрын
@@johanvajse8410 but was there a zero episode....
@anro7137
@anro7137 2 жыл бұрын
There were about three “lead up to” the first actual Corrections. Currently they are made private videos, but when or if they come back around again, they are funny and show how it “lead up to” back in late Feb 2021.
@andrewbyronloveshire5209
@andrewbyronloveshire5209 2 жыл бұрын
@@anro7137 well let it be noted that Seth may try and claim 53rd... but the Jackals are aware of his shenanigan potential
@anastasiabosakowski8651
@anastasiabosakowski8651 2 жыл бұрын
No fan art??? Patty Lyons knitted you a SWEATER! That's art, baby, and she is most definitely a fan!
@cannibalbananas
@cannibalbananas 2 жыл бұрын
Correction: us Jackals are not "absent love", we do what we do out of love 😁 Also, I love how this show is a give and take from Seth & his staff, with the online jackals 🥰
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly. We *do* love. We love each other very much! 😄
@The_Serpent_of_Eden
@The_Serpent_of_Eden 2 жыл бұрын
The corrections will continue until morale improves!
@AlbertaGeek
@AlbertaGeek 2 жыл бұрын
You misunderstand - the "absent love" refers to the jackals doing what they do because _no one loves them._
@henrygvidonas9573
@henrygvidonas9573 2 жыл бұрын
Also, "J.A.C.K.A.L." - unlike "CD" - is in fact an acronym. Aaaaaand - Pop! goes the weasel!
@S.Pociecha
@S.Pociecha 2 жыл бұрын
*We Jackals As in: We Jackals are not "absent", just distant. We (many/most of us) are loving, of course, and warm. Stay well. Be careful. We love you. 💕
@Alexandermhinton
@Alexandermhinton 2 жыл бұрын
The wordplay in this one was some of the best i've heard out of Seth EVER. Killing it every single day!
@The_Serpent_of_Eden
@The_Serpent_of_Eden 2 жыл бұрын
He said, "Hurr we say urr," and I said, "Are you share?" That killed me!
@limmoblack
@limmoblack 2 жыл бұрын
@@The_Serpent_of_Eden Err
@Shaddymaze
@Shaddymaze 2 жыл бұрын
It sounded like 'Cher'. To which Nelly might say, 'No. I'm Nelly'
@FreeGaza.Laurie
@FreeGaza.Laurie 2 жыл бұрын
😊✌️
@elmando6522
@elmando6522 2 жыл бұрын
Correction to correction: some calendars do start on Monday. I hate supporting graphics, so I grudgingly admit this.
@tonylarson1134
@tonylarson1134 2 жыл бұрын
Correction to correction of correction. Right after he says that he says, "now im realizing they said that so I would show it a second time." Infering the person who originally said that knew that all calendars don't start on Sundays, and just said it in order for the picture to be shown again.
@elmando6522
@elmando6522 2 жыл бұрын
@@tonylarson1134 Inception tier Jackaling
@dennisamelunxen8283
@dennisamelunxen8283 2 жыл бұрын
In Chinese Monday is literally called "first day of the week"...
@FinneousPJ1
@FinneousPJ1 2 жыл бұрын
AFAIK only catholics start on Sunday lol, most of the planet starts monday
@judylevitt4555
@judylevitt4555 2 жыл бұрын
@@tonylarson1134 I thought GRAPHICS did it so it would be jackaled and then get shone again. But I guess you're right because he says "just said it" instead of "just did it."
@Lsb412
@Lsb412 2 жыл бұрын
"I don't care about this enough to make it up" is a new fave.
@HellaGood1999
@HellaGood1999 2 жыл бұрын
In a very short amount of time, Corrections has become my favorite 20 mins of the week.
@DennisMoore664
@DennisMoore664 2 жыл бұрын
"I guess I'll just get Flash Dance" - I dig Seth's old timer jokes.
@davidt3956
@davidt3956 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta be honest, any joke referencing video stores is an old timer's joke; but that reference for Flash Dance when too nervous to get porn was pure hilarity.
@DennisMoore664
@DennisMoore664 2 жыл бұрын
@@davidt3956 Agreed about it being pure hilarity, but any joke about needing to go somewhere or do something beyond type in a few specific words to a search engine to get porn is an old timer joke too. I'm just glad I'm enough of an old timer to not just get the joke but remember being there for it. Except my store wa a used book and new porn magazine and video store in Austin on Guadalupe called the Book Rack and the customers were mostly shameless - mostly.
@megalopagus316
@megalopagus316 2 жыл бұрын
Flashdance. One word.
@DennisMoore664
@DennisMoore664 2 жыл бұрын
@@megalopagus316 Look at you being all correct about stuff - good on ya! High thumb.
@davidt3956
@davidt3956 2 жыл бұрын
@@megalopagus316 Pedantic. One word.
@Nathankinamorh
@Nathankinamorh 2 жыл бұрын
That J. Ackles joke was absolutely top tier. Lmao 🤣
@erintobiasz
@erintobiasz 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy there's no audience for these, still. Feels private & honors our quarantine years in a way. Thank you, Seth. & Wally (who probably came up with the idea) & crew & sassy graphics.
@adamk.2336
@adamk.2336 2 жыл бұрын
The spirit of this segment is so down to earth. I really appreciate that it's done with just the crew and no audience. It also has a more relaxed pace and more nuance. I'm glad the studio kept this gem from the lockdown saga. Has any other show kept something similar from lockdown?
@chezmoi42
@chezmoi42 2 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen it, though The Daily Show's excellent 'Beyond the Scenes, with its sort of Zoom format, seems to have sprung from that 'remote work' influence. What I do like is that so much of lockdown has stayed with the regular show: casual dress, and a more casual attitude, verging on breaking into on-the-spot corrections at times.
@kelva1304
@kelva1304 2 жыл бұрын
This is the best late night comedy show currently imo :). Keep at it.
@jleethompson2266
@jleethompson2266 2 жыл бұрын
I was one of the ones that the "bot" replied to. At first, I was sure it was a bot, but like playing along to see how hilarious the conversation can get. As the conversation went on, though, I started to think that it was the actual Seth Myers because of the constant grammatical errors. But, alas, I guess it was just a fraud doing an impeccable impression of how I imagine Seth chats. Maybe I should reconsider all of the bitcoin investments "Seth" got me into...
@spammyhell6566
@spammyhell6566 2 жыл бұрын
*Meyers - given this is a Corrections ep, I feel compelled to correct. :-D
@jleethompson2266
@jleethompson2266 2 жыл бұрын
@@spammyhell6566 lol, thanks!
@anthonyzullo
@anthonyzullo 2 жыл бұрын
It's already been 49 episodes of corrections?! Man, Seth, you and your team took a platform as specifically designed for one medium and hit them all during the pandemic. So glad your management team listened to you after you listened to your team about what's trending or what's be new down the road much more early on than anyone else. While others scrambled your team saw the data and innovated for the new instead of struggling to preserve the past. I was a fan well before 2020 and am so happy to be here now.
@streetographer
@streetographer 2 жыл бұрын
4:25 did anyone else get chills when Seth mentioned that they have a "board, a beautiful board"? Trump lingo is getting embedded in his thinking. 😬
@streetographer
@streetographer 2 жыл бұрын
@@sisomic I guess Trump got the last laugh then. 😭
@ernestgalvan9037
@ernestgalvan9037 2 жыл бұрын
….OR, he was TROLLING TRUMP, or making fun of the phrase???? Kinda what ‘comedians’ do, doncha’ know?
@streetographer
@streetographer 2 жыл бұрын
@@ernestgalvan9037 Ooh I’d hope so but it came so easily to his lips I somehow doubt it.
@ernestgalvan9037
@ernestgalvan9037 2 жыл бұрын
@@sisomic …”huge liar hands”…. Good God, that has been a ‘thing’ since Ug the Caveman was telling neighbor Mug all about that “HUGE fish that got away!” (Also, reportedly, he used the line on Uma the Cavewoman, when boasting about himself. Anonymous sources are divided on whether Mug or Uma were convinced.)
@originalsuki
@originalsuki 2 жыл бұрын
Seth showed my "Wally-Two Trees" mob picture two weeks in a row!!! Are you proud of me NOW, Mom and Dad??????
@anro7137
@anro7137 2 жыл бұрын
Your last sentence could be funny or could be true. Us fellow Jackals are proud of you so that’s even better!
@originalsuki
@originalsuki 2 жыл бұрын
@@anro7137 Nah... my parents love me :) They are big fans of this show too!
@nessunodorme3888
@nessunodorme3888 2 жыл бұрын
That dog years song won't help you remember the "new formula" because the lyrics get it wrong almost immediately. You claimed the 2nd year equaled about 9 years and the song claimed it was worth 7 years. Presumably because you just had to use the "seven = heaven" rhyme.
@boywhitecat
@boywhitecat 2 жыл бұрын
He said about 9. Which 7 is still about 9.
@boywhitecat
@boywhitecat 2 жыл бұрын
Actually he could rhyme 9 with sublime. Ending with "then they die sublime."
@evanward7289
@evanward7289 2 жыл бұрын
It’s because 7 8 9
@madduckling2071
@madduckling2071 2 жыл бұрын
@@evanward7289 👏👏👏
@ElPayasoMalo
@ElPayasoMalo 2 жыл бұрын
​@@boywhitecat "Nine" does NOT rhyme with "sublime."
@carrielange2692
@carrielange2692 2 жыл бұрын
the thing about "assault rifle" is that it's a recognizable and accurate term for a group of weapons that fall under the definition of the term. When we talk about assault rifles, we are NOT talking exclusively about an AR-15. We are talking about assault rifles - a group of weapons with only one purpose - to kill a large number of humans in a very short period of time. The follow up question to someone who pulls out the tired rhetoric about the correct name of the AR-15 would be "I'm not talking about that weapon, I'm talking about assault rifles, which does in fact, include the AR-15, but is certainly not limited to it. We don't want to ban ONLY AR-15s...we want to ban assault rifles. Stop trying to change the meaning of the term we are using." It's like if they criticized Seth for not knowing what the word "jackal" means 😆
@RankinMsP
@RankinMsP 2 жыл бұрын
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
@Imeatingchocolate
@Imeatingchocolate 2 жыл бұрын
12-50 Ditmars Blvd., if it existed, would be in the middle of the East River. That feels like maybe Wally "Two Trees" and Mikey "The Shoe" picked the location for that meeting... Brilliant.
@grittybunny
@grittybunny 2 жыл бұрын
Ah! Thank you. That was my guess but I couldn't figure out the street numbers.
@grittybunny
@grittybunny 2 жыл бұрын
Further research leads me to think he meant Randall's Island, the location of several psychiatric hospitals, and, in the nineteenth century, an "idiot asylum."
@sharonsmoke5058
@sharonsmoke5058 2 жыл бұрын
🍹A toast to Matthew McConaughey, my fellow jackals and most of all Seth Meyers for all the laughs during trying times! We love you Seth!
@Gojuninja
@Gojuninja 2 жыл бұрын
🍻
@notoriouslybratty
@notoriouslybratty 2 жыл бұрын
🥃
@demitasse22
@demitasse22 2 жыл бұрын
Full kegs
@anro7137
@anro7137 2 жыл бұрын
🍷
@een_schildpad
@een_schildpad 2 жыл бұрын
🥃
@fluffy2004wrb
@fluffy2004wrb 2 жыл бұрын
Did you decide to stop ticking off the items on your list of corrections half way through, or did that just happen to you? It was very satisfying, and I was looking forward to the thrilling conclusion of a list well ticked. You raised my hopes, and dashed them quite expertly.
@marybethkramer6475
@marybethkramer6475 2 жыл бұрын
Every Friday I get my husband out of the house, kids on the bus, coffee hot, Corrections on 👁👄👁. Thank you for the joy Wally!
@nomadpurple6154
@nomadpurple6154 2 жыл бұрын
Kinky.....😃
@Bill_Garthright
@Bill_Garthright 2 жыл бұрын
So, how much of that is Corrections and how much just getting the house to yourself for awhile? :)
@noahjohnson3370
@noahjohnson3370 2 жыл бұрын
"Two trees is better than one!" - Wally Two-Trees (2001)
@marybethkramer6475
@marybethkramer6475 2 жыл бұрын
@@nomadpurple6154 forget about it! You didn’t see nothin 😉
@marybethkramer6475
@marybethkramer6475 2 жыл бұрын
@@Bill_Garthright depends on the week, but generally 40/60.
@Tree_Village
@Tree_Village 2 жыл бұрын
Never stop these. So good. I used to watch Seth on SNL as a kid. These feel like the closest to his own personal humor. Very fun
@StephanieAly
@StephanieAly 2 жыл бұрын
You’re right on! Seth told Vanity Fair the same thing: “I’ve been working in this building for 20 years and Corrections - the people who’ve known me the longest will say, ‘Oh, there you are.’”
@EmpyreanLightASMR
@EmpyreanLightASMR 2 жыл бұрын
He was very awkward on SNL. Funny, but I didn't think he played the "cool kid" very well, when he did that 😂
@jonpayne4931
@jonpayne4931 2 жыл бұрын
I think I'm losing it. I prefer 'Corrections' over the regular show. 🤔😉🤣🤣
@realityjunky
@realityjunky 2 жыл бұрын
No worries, you're gaining it.
@jonpayne4931
@jonpayne4931 2 жыл бұрын
@@realityjunky 🤣🤣🤣
@wcoasttigger
@wcoasttigger 2 жыл бұрын
Me toooo!
@CF0RD
@CF0RD 2 жыл бұрын
I am convinced that this and last week's episodes have been short so we can have a monster one next week
@realityjunky
@realityjunky 2 жыл бұрын
One can hope...
@StephanieAly
@StephanieAly 2 жыл бұрын
I certainly hope so!
@noahjohnson3370
@noahjohnson3370 2 жыл бұрын
Or a monster Emmy!
@tweex1
@tweex1 2 жыл бұрын
Why does this just feel like the chillest, comfiest stand-up routine (with a little extra production)
@michaeldeighton323
@michaeldeighton323 2 жыл бұрын
Seth is *still* struggling with the "see me later" sign-off. Bless him, he got it right at first, then he got side-tracked with the 50th episode thing, and then the ol' habit came back out. I believe in you, Seth. You can conquer this beast.
@bubblesezblonde
@bubblesezblonde 2 жыл бұрын
4:38 Jackal-phobia is a real thing. 10:49 ~ A 5-Star pun. 11:11 EXCELLENT. 14:50 ~ Now Wally Two Trees is sneaking into Corrections Seth! (Loved the cast names). 8:06 I think the tip-off was that reference to 'Enlightenment'. A stellar Corrections overall. Thanks Seth and crew.
@noahjohnson3370
@noahjohnson3370 2 жыл бұрын
If Wally can handle two trees, he should do 2 cue carts at once
@kraziiXIII
@kraziiXIII 2 жыл бұрын
Correction: l said it once last week and I'll say it again. It's a fanedit. Not a meme or fanart. It's in the format of a classic meme but is it a meme? No. Fanedit. All of them are wonderful things and can crossover often, but the orginal Wally Two Trees pic was a fanedit. Memes can include fandoms like Rupaul's Drag Race, Supernatural, or The Boys. We regularly see reaction gifs become memes from shows and stuff, but a meme can exist outside of the fandom and the joke/humor can land right no matter what. Fanedits can include memes but have a specific fan audience in mind. Like an inside joke. Like if you ask about the mishapocolpyse you'll get a bunch of folks who were on Tumblr cackling. But the rest of them will be like "why are you spamming pictures and gifs of Misha Collins?!" The meme is only relevant to the people who experienced it. Like "Winter is coming." for the G.o.T. fans. Fanedits can be serious, funny, or sad. But they are always editted photos. Fanart is built from the ground up usually. The video editting and photo editting fans out there are really good and they deserve nice things because they have skills as do fanartists. I am very disappointed both in you, Seth, and the graphics department, since I know there has to be at least one person who sees the difference here since it is their job to edit photos for joke emphasis. Do not make me explain this again or else I'll write a fanfic to describe the difference again! That was sarcasm to be absolutely clear. I will shout out to everyone on the team who makes "Corrections" so fun! And a special shout out Parsnip who made the fanart of Wally "Two Trees" set in Egypt (since Seth is also the name of an Ancient Egyptian god; it's quite clever!) and another shout out the the lovely person who started this silly series of comments. Y'all are the real MVPs in my comment history. - sincerely a former J. Ackles fan who has completed the metamorphosis into a proper Jackal and is now threatening fanfic as punishment (Rated E and written in the style of My Immortal of course) as a joke.
@grittybunny
@grittybunny 2 жыл бұрын
This is some top-shelf jackaling here and I for one apprectiate it!
@kerrynicholls6683
@kerrynicholls6683 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations 🥳 on over a year of corrections. We Jackals love 💕 it.
@PU_Ky
@PU_Ky 2 жыл бұрын
I think Corrections’ one yr anniversary was in March. Seth kinda promised to do special show and he forgot. I’m still hopeful that he’ll do it for 50th or 60th episodes.
@abbycross90210
@abbycross90210 2 жыл бұрын
@@PU_Ky he "forgot."
@PU_Ky
@PU_Ky 2 жыл бұрын
@@abbycross90210 I think he pretended that he's too busy to put together a show for Jackals. And then he said not enough time . Excuses excuses 😀
@angeltellez9227
@angeltellez9227 2 жыл бұрын
Just want to point out that currently there is a Picasso exhibit at the Louvre of 450 paintings, drawings, sculptures, prints, photographs and other archive documents, including some pieces that have never been exhibited before.
@EmmanuelEytan
@EmmanuelEytan 2 жыл бұрын
I used to find Corrections funny, now I find it comforting and sweet. I actually got a bit hurt when Seth said "I never want to meet any of you in person." (I know it was a joke and it's true he doesn't anyway.) But he sort of gives the impression he cares about how some viewers watch what he says so closely and about how all the others want to see how he'll react. It actually gives the impression it's sort of a two-way show. Particularly the way he ended this one. I mean (ahem), you said [blank] wrong, Seth. Criticism. No sentimentality.
@Nothanku_
@Nothanku_ 2 жыл бұрын
That’s the ultimate Correction: he loves us the most
@stefanhoimes
@stefanhoimes 2 жыл бұрын
That's why I'm convinced that we're all the punchline (Seth included).
@sigil8386
@sigil8386 2 жыл бұрын
In Seth's defense, it must be daunting to meet someone who'll immediately criticize his (knitted) sweater, his pronunciation of "erred", his Werner Herzog impression and the state of his fingernails. On a more serious note, I get the sense that Corrections has become this space where we collectively try to find continuity and yes, comfort, during a seriously trying time.
@EmmanuelEytan
@EmmanuelEytan 2 жыл бұрын
@@sigil8386 I'm pretty sure they (we) only do one of these things each. That's what Seth calls cross-Jackal... something. I don't remember. Somebody please correct me.
@EmpyreanLightASMR
@EmpyreanLightASMR 2 жыл бұрын
You could argue the grammar of his statement. He claims he never "wants" to meet. That's a big loophole right there. He wishes/desires/needs/requires/craves/demands/covets/hopes/hungers/thirsts/expects etc. etc.
@MariaBareiss
@MariaBareiss 2 жыл бұрын
I remember listening to Seth say "acronym" and thinking, "I FOUND A CORRECTION AND I CAN'T COMMENT BECAUSE I AM DRIVING!" Go JACKALS!!!
@Mike13589
@Mike13589 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, you're welcome!
@keithriley6597
@keithriley6597 2 жыл бұрын
Please list ALL of the Jackal subsets. I'm sure we are all interested in which one we're in. Kind of like that talking hat in Harry Potter. I think I'm a Jokel... I'm more interested in the other names though. Seth, you and your team are the funniest of all time!
@lynnhettrick7588
@lynnhettrick7588 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, yes! That would be great to learn all the subsets of Jackals. What could we use to sort us rather than a talking hat? Hmmm....
@pleaseandthankyou708
@pleaseandthankyou708 2 жыл бұрын
Well, they made the mug highlighting the Jackulator subset (math based critics). I guess there must be one for the grammar not sees and etymologists, that would point out the definition of "acronym" for example. Perhaps a subset for folks that try to pass the subjective for the objective and another for the downright nasty trolls...
@brennonbrunet6330
@brennonbrunet6330 2 жыл бұрын
I'd like to think I'm a Jokel, but if I were being honest with myself I'm probably more of a Jacktually. A Jackal that just wants to let you know that actually...
@carolz5090
@carolz5090 2 жыл бұрын
Jackals that watch PBS must be Jackallectuals.
@keithriley6597
@keithriley6597 2 жыл бұрын
@@pleaseandthankyou708 Excellent point. I forgot about the Jackulator! Hahaha I can think of names for the hateful trolls, but I'm betting Seth already has one.
@crispoman
@crispoman 2 жыл бұрын
So nice to hear Seth talking about my favourite movie about competing coffee houses : Crema v Crema. Oh wait, maybe I should've put the subtitles on for that bit.
@StephanieAly
@StephanieAly 2 жыл бұрын
This a v much appreciated New York (and based on your spelling, British/Australian [?]) accent joke
@WAMTAT
@WAMTAT 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Seth, if you're reading this, I just wanna say I love your work. Give my love to the crew too, y'all rock.
@noahjohnson3370
@noahjohnson3370 2 жыл бұрын
Give our regards to Mr. Two-Trees and the good folks over at 30 Rock.
@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc
@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc 2 жыл бұрын
1:39 - That joke about alternate-reality _Kramer vs. Kramer_ castmembers especially hit home for me, since as a child actor, I auditioned for Justin Henry's part! 🙂
@yewberry2276
@yewberry2276 2 жыл бұрын
They should get you on the show to talk about that!
@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc
@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc 2 жыл бұрын
@@yewberry2276 Heh. Well, though I have unusually good autobiographical ("episodic") memory, that's not as true of my childhood memories, and I don't remember anything specific from that audition. I didn't get many roles, and all the auditions that didn't amount to anything blend together. IIRC, I auditioned for Ricky Schroeder's part in _The Champ_ around the same time, and (partially because I've actually never watched _Kramer vs. Kramer!)_ I was getting confused when I first started typing my comment above that *Schroeder* was the kid in _Kramer._ One memory that could have been from the _Kramer_ interview (or could've been _Poltergeist,_ which is the only role I _really_ wish I had gotten) was when I was asked by the casting directors about my hobbies, and in an effort to make myself seem more interesting, I said, "I make potions and I make my brother drink them", which they found amusing. Guess I was a couple of decades early for the whole _Harry Potter_ craze. 🧙‍♂ (I swear that in reality I didn't do the Malfoyesque "make my brother drink" the concoctions part, though I may have dared him to.)
@noahjohnson3370
@noahjohnson3370 2 жыл бұрын
One of these days a jackal will infiltrate the show as a guest!
@itsdonaldo
@itsdonaldo 2 жыл бұрын
CARRECTION: You said dog year two is worth nine years, but the song said the second year was worth 7. A jackal's work is never done.
@Lovelingual
@Lovelingual 2 жыл бұрын
I noticed that as well, but I wondered if that was just pure jackal bait. If it is, I refuse to say "well-played."
@travelwell6049
@travelwell6049 2 жыл бұрын
🤦‍♀️ No! You’re not going to see us then. Weeks of not saying ‘see me next week’ then last time you said it and I was so happy 😀 It reminds me of Saturday morning kids TV and asking my Mum why they say “see you next week” when they will in fact never see me and it makes no sense. Jackal for life. See you next week Seth.
@teh-maxh
@teh-maxh 2 жыл бұрын
That was two weeks ago. And then we didn't, because he was off last week.
@joyfulgirl40018
@joyfulgirl40018 2 жыл бұрын
He did say, "see me next week," though!
@travelwell6049
@travelwell6049 2 жыл бұрын
@@joyfulgirl40018 oh! You’re right at 14:26 he does say see me next week. 🤦‍♀️
@bean7337
@bean7337 2 жыл бұрын
Actually Seth, his name is Count Orlok, Nosferatu is the name of the film Love, a silent film loving jackal
@MSmithNYC
@MSmithNYC 2 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate this segment of the show - it is a humbling self reflection, and represents how I would like to live my own life - with critical thinking and acknowledgement of new information presented after I form my own opinions.
@CurlyAndCurvy
@CurlyAndCurvy 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed the hardest at Seth seeing J. ACKLES and panicking! Like, I actually cackled out loud (sorry neighbors...it's almost 3:00 AM)!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@variouscorn8834
@variouscorn8834 2 жыл бұрын
My fave corrections so far and not even because someone at staff FINALLY noticed the comment bot.. thanks sea captain tells ya what you already knew😂love that you both use your platforms, his speech, GLWD can’t wait to hear January 6th coverages closer look peaceout
@Midori_Seabreeze
@Midori_Seabreeze 2 жыл бұрын
Did Seth hear about how Pizza Hut endorsed a children’s book that wasn’t his? Where are my jackals? We need to support Seth! I’m really surprised there isn’t more pizza hatz lore from this.
@EverythingIsAJunkDrawer
@EverythingIsAJunkDrawer 2 жыл бұрын
Flashdance was released in 1997 on VHS. Seth worked there "early 90s" and was 14 in 1987. There is no possible way a customer could have asked for a Flashdance Rental at either of those time periods. On the dog age you said 15 years for the first year, 9 years for the second, then later you repeatedly sang 15, 7, 5, 5, 5. What's correct?
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 2 жыл бұрын
Tell us something about Seth...😉
@Nyghtmares
@Nyghtmares 2 жыл бұрын
Flashdance's original release on VHS was much earlier than 1997 (it's been rereleased on VHS multiple times). VHS copies were definitely available in 1986 and were likely available by 1984 since it's a 1983 movie.
@aluminumchef9554
@aluminumchef9554 2 жыл бұрын
Shouldn’t the jackals be called “Error Buds”?
@DR-420-69
@DR-420-69 2 жыл бұрын
Error Bud is one special Jackal that knows how to play basketball, and helps bring a family together to defeat a drunk clown played by Seth.
@elle6429
@elle6429 2 жыл бұрын
Err is the short form of error
@lucaguttengeber145
@lucaguttengeber145 2 жыл бұрын
CORRECTION! Oh, hi Seth. I hoped this would get your attention. I promise that there will be a correction, just bear with me for a second. I'm a university student from Budapest, Hungary, majoring in American Studies and I have watched your show for years now. I absolutely love it (but please, don't tell the other jackals). In this July (between 22-30), for the first time ever, I will be in New York. I cannot even explain how much I want to go to a taping of your show when I'm there. I have already registered, but I don't know whether I will get in or not. So the correction? I kindly present you the opportunity to correct the "this girl has never been on a Late Night taping" mistake. With best regards, A hopeful Jackal
@madeleineprice9645
@madeleineprice9645 2 жыл бұрын
Oh that’s cunning, Luca, well played 👏👏👏👏 I’m rooting for you, hope you get your ticket. Report back if you do, please! 😁😁
@lucaguttengeber145
@lucaguttengeber145 2 жыл бұрын
@@madeleineprice9645 thank you:DDD I will keep you posted:D
@Krahemeister
@Krahemeister 2 жыл бұрын
Your use of jackal is actually a backronym, an acronym where the word it forms is chosen first, and the initialed words are picked to fit.
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 жыл бұрын
That’s a good definition of J.A.C.K.A.L. (J)erks (A)ttempting (C)omedy (K)illing (A)bsent (L)ove
@brothermine2292
@brothermine2292 2 жыл бұрын
Correcting misinformation is a public service and should be appreciated. Hecklers kill comedy, but jackals don't.
@anro7137
@anro7137 2 жыл бұрын
But we’re not attempting comedy, we’re nailing it baby!! Seth uses us so well, but we all know w/o the Jackals there is no Corrections.
@thebowedacious
@thebowedacious 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the toast Seth. It has been a very difficult few weeks. Appreciate you and your teams work.
@soaprahgermfrey3536
@soaprahgermfrey3536 2 жыл бұрын
The dog years part is true! Looked it up m'self. There's even a neat graph with Tom Hanks on the y-axis and a dog on the x-axis.
@nessunodorme3888
@nessunodorme3888 2 жыл бұрын
His song got the formula wrong, though.
@famousgoldentouch
@famousgoldentouch 2 жыл бұрын
Addressing the spam bots hit me hard :D as I try to fight them every time by reporting… a fight we only can win together.
@tbxvividos
@tbxvividos 2 жыл бұрын
4:24 "we have a board. a beautiful board" that moment when you realize you've subconsciously adopted trump's speech patterns.
@hutchlyrics
@hutchlyrics 2 жыл бұрын
Dude, thanks for being a light. A short but sweet corrections. Cheers!
@StephanieAly
@StephanieAly 2 жыл бұрын
I love that we've all gotten so spoiled that 15 minutes is a short Corrections (that was my reaction, too)
@kathleen109
@kathleen109 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard so many times this Corrections, as usual. And the Werner Herzog moments are my absolute favorite bits from Seth's impersonation to the film references.
@chezmoi42
@chezmoi42 2 жыл бұрын
'Nosferachews' was absolutely delicious.
@Someaddress555s
@Someaddress555s 2 жыл бұрын
I've been dying for Jensen Ackles to be on the show, just because I knew that shortened version would be noticed by someone. He's also just a good guy, his blooper reels from Supernatural are some of the funniest blooper reels I've seen.
@dariuslateralus7128
@dariuslateralus7128 2 жыл бұрын
CORRECTIONS ALERT! I never thought this would ever happen to me! In Germany the week starts with Monday. So the sexy calendar is correct if you imagine it to be made for Germans who watch a certain beloved Black Forest related crime show and don't know any actual months. Of course that's all just to make Seth show the picture yet again. As a German jackal defending the graphics department I might actually be the Wurst.
@LeeStJohn-ym4df
@LeeStJohn-ym4df 2 жыл бұрын
Oh dear.
@mary_bobespinoza6205
@mary_bobespinoza6205 2 жыл бұрын
You sound like my late Father - the punster in chief!🤣😂😭
@elle6429
@elle6429 2 жыл бұрын
OMGG 🤯
@aitz3747
@aitz3747 2 жыл бұрын
That calendar is perfect. There are many parts of the world where the week starts on Monday.
@likebot.
@likebot. 2 жыл бұрын
Bridges of Madison County, the sweetest Streeper.
@carolz5090
@carolz5090 2 жыл бұрын
Does this mean Jensen Ackles is our leader? Do I now have to go and binge watch 15 seasons 😱 of Supernatural in homage? I never thought not watching Supernatural would bite me in the ass yet here we are.
@alinaigrad
@alinaigrad 2 жыл бұрын
Seth: I don't ever wanna meet any of you in person. Joke's on you Seth, you already met some of us. ^_^
@grittybunny
@grittybunny 2 жыл бұрын
I like the idea that maybe now Seth will get paranoid whenever he meets a new person that they might be a jackal.
@michaelwaller342
@michaelwaller342 2 жыл бұрын
Can't express enough how much this makes my week. Thank you to you and the team. Love from 🇳🇿
@christineherrmann205
@christineherrmann205 2 жыл бұрын
Please tell us you told Jensen about the J. Ackles thing, because he would have laughed his ass off at it, and immediately found something about you to correct.
@keithriley6597
@keithriley6597 2 жыл бұрын
That was my first thought. Hahaha
@Olivia-ir7gf
@Olivia-ir7gf 2 жыл бұрын
Meteoroid, meteor, meteorite. An asteroid is just an asteroid all the time. It's not an asterite if it strikes earth. Still an asteroid. You're the best btw and I love corrections!
@exnihilog.4421
@exnihilog.4421 2 жыл бұрын
OMG brilliant! IDK how you do it ! the details, the timing, the humor, the JKL at the end on the card, so many layers of funny !
@serenity1694
@serenity1694 2 жыл бұрын
What was the JKL on the back of the card a ref to?
@karleedemmer
@karleedemmer 2 жыл бұрын
For those who were interested, the address he used doesn't seem to exist, but will get you stuck at Laguardia Airport. (Not from NY, and have never been there; just a curious jackal with Google Maps.)
@GrannySueRecords.Jon.Strock
@GrannySueRecords.Jon.Strock 2 жыл бұрын
I have awakened my wife twice now laughing at THE funniest bit ever on late night: Shatner yelling Kaaahn! So, I fell for it again this week...
@theaaclaypotch5181
@theaaclaypotch5181 2 жыл бұрын
I think I love watching your corrections more than the actual show! LOVE the toast.
@MusicfromMarrs
@MusicfromMarrs 2 жыл бұрын
Jackals who say “err” as “rrr”: ask Seth’s mom! It comes from the French verb “errer” (to wander). Saying “err” like English “air” is A OK 👍🏻.
@EmpyreanLightASMR
@EmpyreanLightASMR 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah the "urrr" thing must be a dialect. I've never heard that in my entire life, and I've used "err' for the better part of it. Mainly because that's all I've ever done lol
@MusicfromMarrs
@MusicfromMarrs 2 жыл бұрын
@@EmpyreanLightASMR right? Extend to erroneous, erratic. I did look it up, and in Murica, the pronunciation is accepted as “rrr” or “air.”
@khallo151
@khallo151 2 жыл бұрын
We’re all toasting Matthew M over here - autocorrected to roasting but nay nay. Three cheers for speaking at the White House. We need more brave souls to step up with you. And our thoughts and prayers and actions are with you.
@StephanieAly
@StephanieAly 2 жыл бұрын
I appreciate that you included "and actions" in that
@edawgrules
@edawgrules 2 жыл бұрын
Laser (light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation) is a good example of an acronym too.
@se7ensamurai
@se7ensamurai 2 жыл бұрын
There are calenders where the weeks start on Monday. Calendar generates actually have the option... So yeah. Show the graphic a third time!
@tedmccarthy4761
@tedmccarthy4761 2 жыл бұрын
The Gregorian calendar starts on Sunday. Isn't that the one that we use, or did we change to another calendar during my "blackout years"?
@ericwiddison7523
@ericwiddison7523 2 жыл бұрын
The Gregorian calendar doesn't specify a starting day for the week. It's a convention for printing calendars that varies from place to place. Right now, most of the world follows the Gregorian calendar, at least unofficially.
@emilyhartmann1794
@emilyhartmann1794 2 жыл бұрын
I went to Google Maps to find the joke about the address being at 1250 Ditmars Blvd., but the numbers don't go down that low... was that the joke? Lol it's hard for people who don't live in NYC lol
@ericwiddison7523
@ericwiddison7523 2 жыл бұрын
Is it supposed to be LaGuardia? That's on another road, but it's almost the right place. The JKL card at the end seems to imply an airport.
@StephanieAly
@StephanieAly 2 жыл бұрын
I think you're right - the joke was that it wasn't 30 Rock and the address was made up. I had to look up 12-50 Ditmars Blvd, as well, and didn't know the address didn't exist until I checked both Apple and Google. (New Yorkers don't know addresses; we just know cross streets.)
@grittybunny
@grittybunny 2 жыл бұрын
@@StephanieAly I think it is meant to be in the East RIver. The apocryphal place for mafia body-dumps.
@trey3905
@trey3905 2 жыл бұрын
The “kaaaaaahn” got me 😂 I love correction.
@canadianhappyinitalytruest6556
@canadianhappyinitalytruest6556 2 жыл бұрын
European calendars start on Monday, fyi. Confused the hell out of me, I’ve missed a lot of parties in my 20 years here…
@realityjunky
@realityjunky 2 жыл бұрын
I'm saying Seth does not like the Longbranch straight. He winced after both sips. He's a true soldier who carries out his mission, even if it doesn't taste good. Cheers, kind sir!🥃
@peterg5383
@peterg5383 2 жыл бұрын
have you seen the crap he drinks on "day drinking?"
@realityjunky
@realityjunky 2 жыл бұрын
@@peterg5383 I'm glad to hear I'm not tripping! Some of it sounds just unpleasant.
@anro7137
@anro7137 2 жыл бұрын
You’re a different kind of cat, Post.
@realityjunky
@realityjunky 2 жыл бұрын
@@anro7137 It has been said, yes.
@joachimschoder
@joachimschoder 2 жыл бұрын
It didn't take long to google: The Louvre had a special exhibition of Picasso. So they considered him important enough to give him his own special exhibition. (Not sure if there is a Picasso in the normal exhibition)
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 2 жыл бұрын
Someone posted above that they don't usually, as his museum is down the street
@abbycross90210
@abbycross90210 2 жыл бұрын
But was his work behind glass? Mona Lisa is because she was famously stolen; most of the artwork isn't protected like that.
@essiebessie661
@essiebessie661 2 ай бұрын
I have been forced to start watching the actual Late Night show just to understand how brilliant these episodes are. Am I alone?
@grittybunny
@grittybunny Ай бұрын
Idk but welcome to Corrections! I'm so happy to see new watchers!
@myveronicajones
@myveronicajones 2 жыл бұрын
“…he saw what we’ve been doing with Pizza Hut.” This is why we insomniacs love you.
@renardleblanc5030
@renardleblanc5030 2 жыл бұрын
I legit lol'd out loud at "you erred bud." I heard it both as a verb and an adjective, and it just sorta works either way. :)
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