Cortex Command: I should not be allowed to do this.

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Mister Man

Mister Man

10 ай бұрын

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"Cortex Command Intro" - Danny Baranowsky
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@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 10 ай бұрын
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE INTRO SONG WAS NOT MADE BY DANNY BARANOWSKY, BUT THE REST OF THE SOUNDTRACK WAS. The song was created by a sister project of the band "machinae supremacy", hubnester industries. I also forgot to add the link to the actual game: cortex-command-community.github.io/ [The above information is barely researched, if at all. Don't trust me please.]
@melonsaway3929
@melonsaway3929 10 ай бұрын
This is a war crime. Please do more.
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 10 ай бұрын
Thank you. I will.
@Laughing_Dragon
@Laughing_Dragon 10 ай бұрын
welcome to war crime simulator!
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 10 ай бұрын
Thanks! Pleasure to be here.
@yonsisac264
@yonsisac264 8 ай бұрын
I remember playing this game YEARS ago, feels...weird and nostalgic seeing it once more. Keep it up!
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 8 ай бұрын
Thanks! Glad I could add a bit of strangeness to your day.
@Briefheyuguys
@Briefheyuguys 10 ай бұрын
Never heard of the game before but knowing that shovels can be used as a kinetic weapon just makes me want to play it.
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 10 ай бұрын
You should
@AlerDran
@AlerDran 9 ай бұрын
I should probably try it out too
@l4dfanatic11
@l4dfanatic11 5 ай бұрын
They just released a big update revamping all the sounds and it's SO GOOD
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 5 ай бұрын
I'll have to check it out sometime!
@notapplicable292
@notapplicable292 9 ай бұрын
Been so long since I've seen anything about this forgotten little masterpiece. Great to see someone do a deep dive into how its weird mechanics work to make things like item bombs work. Little thing I can add though. The rocket mk2 is also very effective at doing this, although it takes a bit of skill with the movement. If you manage to flip the rocket upside down when slightly above the ground, you can drill into it like a bunker buster if you have enough mass. When you consider the increased weight capacity, this can sometimes be even more effective, since you can drill past any external defenses and hit with an even larger payload. But thats just my take on it, a bit less economical than drop crates.
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 9 ай бұрын
empty rockets do burrow through things a lot faster but don't really kill anything and a lot are needed to be truly effective
@SpookyBee1
@SpookyBee1 10 ай бұрын
bro made shovel grenades
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 10 ай бұрын
Raytheon technologies is going to want to hear about this one
@jeger7249
@jeger7249 8 ай бұрын
let me introduce you to the crab bomb mister Mister Man. For only 150 gold less you destroy the enemy, your pc and your will to live.
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 8 ай бұрын
crabs are just shovels but worse really
@joecarr4273
@joecarr4273 10 ай бұрын
Underrated skill put into these vids, enjoy the coverage of a foss game. They really don't get enough attention.
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 10 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@texturecosplay
@texturecosplay 6 ай бұрын
haha thats awesome! I also made my own kind of nuke but instead of objects its with crabs! about 100 or more per rocket it instantly destroys anything near it and if you order enough of them it can destroy anything alive in the map even my own brain lmao Im glad to see people are still enjoying the game!
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 6 ай бұрын
it's timeless in a way
@HhGg-dm6zg
@HhGg-dm6zg 6 ай бұрын
I see strange setting in the Cortex Command Community project. Name was like ,, Enable Crab bombs". I turn it but nothing happens. Now, i know what it do.
@hayati9600
@hayati9600 10 ай бұрын
man your content is very cool! keep doing this and you will get to the top percentage in no time
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 10 ай бұрын
Thanks! That's the goal.
@zwest400
@zwest400 Ай бұрын
YEESSSS. I don’t think I’ve played this game in about 10 years or so, but I forgot the name. I’ve been searching for this game for so long. Thank you.
@humanharddrive1
@humanharddrive1 Ай бұрын
dude i love cortex command. i really liked the jokes in this video
@simonkorica9467
@simonkorica9467 4 ай бұрын
Crabs are free, therefore crabs are the most cost effective weapon in the game.
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 4 ай бұрын
nothing beats free I guess
@boolean103
@boolean103 6 күн бұрын
great video!! i love cortex command
@i-hate-handle-names
@i-hate-handle-names 10 ай бұрын
Claymores are great, as are blunderbusses, basically anything that uses random BS to deal loads of damage as a result of explosions. Really the only thing that doesn't seem to be properly physic-ed is that that the material disappears from existence when shoveled. Imagine adding all the debris from those shovels flinging things.
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 10 ай бұрын
Debris from concrete and dirt is disappointingly harmless anyway. Debris from dropships and rockets doesn't get destroyed though, provided it was freshly made and hasn't touched the ground yet. Crate explosions don't have nearly enough force to push them very far however.
@corezone4250
@corezone4250 4 ай бұрын
I have to try this, it looks completely nuts, thanks for the video
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 4 ай бұрын
Glad you think it's cool!
@ExhaustedOC
@ExhaustedOC 10 ай бұрын
You should also do such videos about Rain World and Noita kind of games, keep up the good work!
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 10 ай бұрын
Thanks! I've got some videos in the works for other (somewhat) obscure games.
@NatCo-Supremacist
@NatCo-Supremacist 6 ай бұрын
Now you need to create a shovel accelerator, where it explodes across in a line
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 6 ай бұрын
I'll have to try that out sometime
@CC-jr8kb
@CC-jr8kb 9 ай бұрын
sounds very fun!
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 9 ай бұрын
certainly
@just_is
@just_is 10 ай бұрын
Very nice editing
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 10 ай бұрын
Thanks! It took way too long.
@Eddies_Bra-att-ha-grejer
@Eddies_Bra-att-ha-grejer 5 ай бұрын
I remember getting the game in the Humble Indie Bundle 3. Never really got it to work properly.
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 5 ай бұрын
that's a shame
@mekete7832
@mekete7832 9 ай бұрын
YT needs more Cortex Command
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 9 ай бұрын
don't we all
@JoseAndrada-ku8ml
@JoseAndrada-ku8ml 2 ай бұрын
Ahhh how many times have me and my brother killed our pc with zip.bomb sized crab crates 😍
@frostspork4282
@frostspork4282 10 ай бұрын
The flash issac soundtrack maker makes me know this is a banger. Time to finish the video
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 10 ай бұрын
Of course
@272ndGuard
@272ndGuard 9 ай бұрын
Fantastic bomb, more environmentally friendly and humane (laugh) than traditional crab bombs
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 9 ай бұрын
Instant death is humane! Relatively.
@rainbowchutney
@rainbowchutney 10 ай бұрын
good vid
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 10 ай бұрын
thanks mr chutney
@user-ue2wf8kv8q
@user-ue2wf8kv8q 9 ай бұрын
Shovels are not enough. I was cleaning the area with crabs. During the tests of the increased charge of crab matter, all living things were destroyed. No one was saved by walls or thicknesses of earth and stone.
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 9 ай бұрын
Crab bombs are so last year. Shovel warfare is truly superior.
@based980
@based980 4 ай бұрын
please do more
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 4 ай бұрын
I have a crap ton of work but more is being done
@based980
@based980 4 ай бұрын
@@MisterMan.. cool
@Extramrdo
@Extramrdo 10 ай бұрын
Crab bomb or bust. Melt your school's computer, and find out you lost at the speed of 40 seconds per frame!
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 10 ай бұрын
Incredibly based.
@Laughing_Dragon
@Laughing_Dragon 10 ай бұрын
got a video on crab bombs? I loved how those could either be a bomb, or just DELETE life on maps depending on how much *C R A B* you packed into a crate.
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 10 ай бұрын
A person that actually knows this game? Astounding. Unfortunately I (probably) won't be making more videos on cortex command, but there will be others in the same style. I also think they nerfed crab bombs somewhat, but I'm not sure.
@wtfbro469
@wtfbro469 10 ай бұрын
Yt just sent me the notification of the video haha. The game seems fun af, do you know if i need a good pc to run it? To give you a reference, mine can't run MC lol. Gret video btw, keep going 👍
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 10 ай бұрын
Thanks! This game was developed ages ago but also optimized quite poorly. You should be able to run it, and there's no harm in trying anyways; it takes up barely any storage, and is free!
@thepawnmusic
@thepawnmusic 9 ай бұрын
@@MisterMan.. you must have forgotten to update to pre5 if it runs poorly, an AAA industry vet showed up and tripled the fps for that update...
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 9 ай бұрын
@@thepawnmusic idk man I just downloaded it (my computer is also ass that might be it)
@ACEYGAMES
@ACEYGAMES 10 ай бұрын
Shovel bombs? That's Crab bomb heresy! Edit: Ok having seen it, this shovel bomb does result in less instant losses. Which is another strike against it! Buyt for real using the digging poiwer of the mto blast through concrete is pretty clever
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 10 ай бұрын
Shovels are the new crabs
@TOMSON999
@TOMSON999 3 ай бұрын
Think you for letting me know this is a thing
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 3 ай бұрын
of course :)
@user-fn5xu2ee4n
@user-fn5xu2ee4n 7 ай бұрын
You can replace shovels with crabs since they are free. This is better because you can take infinite amount of crabs for just 50 gold
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 7 ай бұрын
This is somewhat true. The problem is that crabs weigh a lot and are significantly less effective.
@joshtrollol_9943
@joshtrollol_9943 5 ай бұрын
version 6.0 is here
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 5 ай бұрын
good to know
@Ziikax
@Ziikax 8 ай бұрын
I used to do this with craps, but they changed it I think.
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 8 ай бұрын
crab bombs got nerfed (maybe)
@PSYCHOpaty4
@PSYCHOpaty4 2 ай бұрын
Also you can stuff the crate with crabs and kill everyone on map. How does it work? Have no idea, but it's funny
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 2 ай бұрын
physics-based games are great because of stuff like this
@emer914
@emer914 8 ай бұрын
so... its an over sized fragmentation grenade?
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 8 ай бұрын
more or less
@AlerDran
@AlerDran 6 ай бұрын
Shovel like TF2 Market Gardener soldier tf2 (how did I not have a comment here either what)
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 6 ай бұрын
brain rot
@1893Mauser
@1893Mauser 4 ай бұрын
Crabs are free bro.
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 4 ай бұрын
(i know)
@logananderon9693
@logananderon9693 Ай бұрын
Try crabs. hundreds of them.
@amongusissus4774
@amongusissus4774 10 ай бұрын
i have no idea what this game is, i just know one thing: nail bomb goes BRRT
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 10 ай бұрын
It does indeed.
@hansbrackhaus8017
@hansbrackhaus8017 7 ай бұрын
I wonder if this game will ever be anything more than a meme. Can't even climb ladders no matter how many crabs or shovels you airdrop onto the scene.
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 6 ай бұрын
Unfortunately this game seems to be relegated to perpetual obscurity. I would like the ladders to be usable though.
@simonkorica9467
@simonkorica9467 4 ай бұрын
What version are you using? You might just be controlling somebody too heavy to climb the ladders without falling off, try a lighter dummy or coalition unit. I can't say I've ever experinced a problem with the ladders in the game. I mostly play the steam version if that helps at all, mabye the open source project have messed up the code or something.
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 4 ай бұрын
I couldn't get the ladders to work with any unit. I may be somehow too stupid to use ladders, or the open source version could've just broken them.
@hansbrackhaus8017
@hansbrackhaus8017 4 ай бұрын
I was playing the tutorial and used the dummies provided for it @@simonkorica9467 Could not climb the ladder with any of em, and I played CC before in the past. Can't remember if it was possible there, though. Back then I just jetpacked around.
@dard2240
@dard2240 3 ай бұрын
Kinda sad you leave out a mod community. It might be less present with only people that port old mods on open source version, but you can still find mods that add Star Wars, Warhammer 40k, Half-Life, Fallout and many more that add large amount of content.
@MisterMan..
@MisterMan.. 3 ай бұрын
my 5 minutes of research didn't catch that unfortunately
@NemoAOmen
@NemoAOmen 2 ай бұрын
Man be bragging and spitting praizes for the shovel bomb not knowing about the immesurable power of free CRAB NUKE. Destroys not only every living beeing on the map but also your computer. "Look sir, free crab".
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