Wanda: "Cosmo, do something!" Cosmo: "I can't. I'm married."

The perfect civilisation one gets me everytime cause it's the most based Cosmo will ever get

"You see, it's funny because marriage is terrible" - Grunkle Stan, 2012

cosmo was the only thing carrying this show I swear

“You have a perfect civilization, why would you wanna add a woman to it?!” IM DYING BROOOO

It's funny because most of it is "Wife Bad" humour

“The good news is, I’ve named my nickel Philip!” “What’s the bad news?” “It’s a *girl* nickel!” That had no right to be as funny as it was 😭😭

I like to think this was Butch's way to tell his wife she kept burning the roast and he's freakin' sick of it.

I think the only reason Cosmo hasn't been canceled yet is because most of his jokes result in punishment from Wanda.

Cosmo is giga-chad.

*SIGMA MALE GRINDSET* : -Always wear a tie (always ready for business) -wear a small crown (remind everyone what a king you are) -don't walk, float (don't waste energy) -Marry the daughter of the mafia boss to assert your dominance (make him look like a beta)

I'm not sure if Cosmo actually hates his wife. I always thought that they had an old married couple that constantly argue but still love each other energy which was the source of more than a few laughs.

Cosmo was ahead of his time redpill before it was popular

Cosmo is god of the chads

Wait until Cosmo learns how over represented the Pixies are in positions of power in Fairy World

Goddamn who ever wrote Cosmo's dialogue must've been going thru some shit.

0:08 he was so based even wanda agrees with him

1:14 “No! You have a perfect civilisation! Why would you wanna add a woman to it?!?!?!” BASED

One of my favorite lines are, when Tommy was about to be attacked by an angry mob. Cosmo: "You lived a good life." Timmy: "I'm only 10." Cosmo: "I said good, not long." Gets me everytime. 😂😂😂

Cosmo: “He finally learned that women love sensitivity!” Wanda: “Aww.” Cosmo: “And if you can fake that, you’re in!”

The fact he treats marriage as a fate worse than death is so freakin funny bro

Wanda: "I don't want to be a crab all the time." Cosmo: "Eh, it's never stopped you before." LOL

Honestly, is no one going to mention Wanda's expression when Cosmo said, "who cares what you think? You're a girl!"

I love how Wanda already started glaring at Cosmo before he even finished his sentence, she knew he was gonna talk shit

POV: You're sigma male.

After years I finally understood that cosmo tipped that waitress literally

1:16 People: Cosmo is based. Me, an intellectual: He has predicted Chloe, the destroyer of the show, the final nail in this coffin. Cosmo is truly a knower of things. Edit: Why are people giving me stupid like? Give me the golden replies, fellow viewers.

Cosmo is so based that he can use boomer humor and actually be funny, what a Chad

People think Cosmo hates his wife or he's being offensively sexist, but as I recall growing up from 1999 to about 2011, the husband complaining about his wife was common comedy trope for sitcoms and such. And as for the sexism against girls... well, this show was for kids and it was a pretty common trope for boys to think girls were weird or gross (Or the reverse. I recall the rhyme “boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider, girls go to college to get more knowledge“.) While Cosmo is being sexist, I think its less mean-spirited and just something that played into Timmy Turner being a kid and some of the comedy tropes of the time period. If you want to analyze it further, you could also argue it normalizes violence because Wanda often rebukes Cosmo with some kind of physical attack.

Boomers- ha, that’s funny Millennials- boomer humor bad Gen Z- Boomer humor good

Jesus christ, I never understood just how savage Cosmo was until recently. I barely remember much of this show honestly. All I know is the few episodes that I still remember hold up really well. The first few seasons are timeless.

based

”Tip the waitress” Aaahhhhh! NOW I GET THE JOKE!

Cosmo’s back must hurt after carrying the whole show

Image James from Pokemon and Cosmo. This would be the greatest pokemon team. Edit: I'm on about based James and based Cosmo.

"Who cares what you think you're a girl now!"

I miss Season 1's voice direction for Cosmo. Lot less grating on the ears

“have you gained weight” “aaaa lot of weight”

0:02 “The good news is, I named my nickel Phillip.” “What’s the bad news?” “It’s a girl nickel!” My favorite part :D

Holy crap Cosmo is such a savage, I didn't know he said all those things

Wanda smiling at Cosmo saying "Who cares what you think, you're a girl now" took me by surprise. I forgot she was just as chaotic as Cosmo in the earlier seasons.

Cosmo vs twitter feminist

damn, never knew a good chunk of his humor was boomer humor.

0:09 i love how even wanda smirks after that

Cosmo: * sexism * Everyone: *_A B S O L U T E C H A D_*

Based Cosmo

I’ve never understood the “Tip your waitress!” Joke as a kid, now, that shit is absolutely hilarious 😂

I watch the show when they put random episodes on Pluto TV and now I see why no one talks about the newest episodes with Sparky and Chloe, they completely censured Cosmo

Damn Cosmo should be a stand up comedian with this much "I hate my wife" jokes.

As a kid, these jokes fly over your head, but as an adult living in this day and age where stuff like this is relevant, these jokes are AMAZING.

I’m surprised this show existed for as long as it did.

*_We've come for the creature you call MOM!_* *_No!_*_ You already have a perfect civilisation, why would you add a _*_W O M A N_*_ to it?_

PLEASE THAT LAST ONE- I WAS CAUGHT SO OFF GAURD

Cosmo the OG sigma Male

Remember when Cosmo and Wanda were a couple that loved each other and had chemistry

Twitter must hate Cosmo

dangerously based

The last one always gets me. XD

I actually love cosmo

I have the feeling, Butch was projecting onto Cosmo

Funny enough I dated someone whose family had a tendency to name their girls masculine names...so there was a Grandma Phillip in the family lmao.

I never realized how much Cosmo hates Wanda

Cosmo and Wanda are such a cute couple, once I saw a person saying "Wanda is book smart, but not street smart, Cosmo is street smart, but not book smart, that's what makes them such an iconic couple" and that's true

"I can't send him back to his planet to get killed... or married" lmao

Its sad that nowadays jokes like these would result in a massive drama and the cartoon would get canceled

Cosmo and Wanda always gave me Jesse and James vibes, this has made it even more apparent.

When this aired I was kinda whatever about Cosmo. Now that I'm older he's my favourite.

"Who cares what you think? You're a girl now!" That make me choke so much omg 💀💀

No wonder Cosmo got pregnant, it was karma for all his basedness 🤣🤣🤣😍

xqcBased HOLY

I wish Cosmo's voice from sesson 1 stayed during all the series

what a chad

The joke is that woman bad.

The last one💀💀💀

Sigma cosmo

He tried to warn us......we thought it was a joke......

Cosmo is the last semblance of coolness in kids shows

I thought the Philip joke was that Philip is a boy name on a girl as a kid

You could never get away with things like this nowadays which makes it way better

Cosmo strikes again

Cosmo's voice somehow got higher overtime

I just realised that we've gone full circle "Wife bad" jokes are funny again

1:17 *LET HIM COOK!* 😂😂😂

Is it werid I had a crush on cosmo as a kid?

You saw how Wanda smirked when Cosmo laughed at Timmy for being a girl. She a freak.

At least they still kept him based in the later seasons. 😂

"Who cares what you think you're a girl now hahaahhaahhhahaah" - cosmo

0:19 This had me rolling when I was a kid 💀💀

Yyyyeeeeaaaaahhhhhh, looking back on this show I can safely say something like this probably wouldn't be allowed in fears of backlash. But let's be honest, they've been married to each other for centuries for a reason. They genuinely care about each other. Based or not.😆

So, Cosmo and James are the pre-eminent players in my KZfaq recommendations, I can live with that.

This was way before the era of Cancel Culture because holy shit Cosmo. Calm down

Based and Cosmopilled

Damn, I never knew Cosmo was a gamer.

I havent watched this show in like 15 years. I remember loving it. Almost nothing makes me laugh these days but this was as effective as it was when I was a kid

That last one is savage XD

U may call Cosmo dumb But his pretty based

Wanda: “I don’t want to be crab all the time.” Cosmo: “That’s never stopped you before.” 😂😂😂

I never realized until now how much of this show I remember. It's a happy feeling.

gangsta

Cosmo carried this show