TODAY'S MISSION: Go check out my music if this is the first time you've heard FREAKBAiT sing. Just look up Mookielaka on any streaming platform (including KZfaq).

breaking news : freakbait is actually a white man and not a glitchy pink guy

This isn't the full song, just a fun little rough take. Here's the full lyrics to the full song, but don't say I didn't warn you - it's really bad: your love is bigger than PornHub it's deeper than the butthole I saw on page 33 your kiss tastes better than dog piss I shouldn't have drank this it tastes really bad but i do i really love you please take me back your touch feels like when i score drugs i get high and then ignore stuff like paying rent your look it's like reading a good book but not the actual good book I'm a Satanist but for real can you repeal that restraining order and you set my soul on fire in every place conceivable but the doctor said it's treatable and you light up my life i know love will no doubt prevail once they let me out of jail your lips make me dream of our courtship knock you up and then abort it cuz i can't afford it your hips and your tits are enormous let's have sex and record it I'm a bit of a romantic can't you see that we can be first cousins ain't off limits for a country boy like me --- For those who are shocked and confused, good. It's a joke, dummy.

Today's Mission: Watch Freak cook up a master piece🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

Here's the full recording, for members only right now. 😁 It's all bullshit, have fun!

Bro who let this man cook🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️ Edit DANG 32 LIKES IVE NEVER GOT THAT MANY

Nice song boss

these lyrics touched me in ways not even Drake and Epstein could 😢

My showed my goldfish this and he started swimming upside down from how amazing this was

Finally, something I can really call my type of music

This is amazing, two great songs in one day First undertale yellow the musical and now this? A blessing!

I had a dream where I saw one of your videos and it was just a slow zoom in on the green dude with an ominous hum and you said really somberly "Todays Mission... Survive." 👁️👄👁️

So emotional. I would love to turn this on my funeral.

Todays mission: show your hidden talent?

My dog got emotional listening to this dawg he cryin over this masterpiece 🤧😭

"your kiss tastes better than dog piss, I shouldn't have drank this" Such deep lyrics my guy

This song has touched me in unspeakable ways 🥲

And they told me being awake at 3 AM would amount to nothing, LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW MOM? I'M HERE FOR A FREAKBAIT UPLOAD!

TODAYS MISSION: start a new music channel

Under 1 hour gang Edit: stop liking if ur above 1 hour

Todays mission: go outside and stop a stranger, then play song and run away

It is 3 in the morning.. are you purposefully trying to mess up my sleep schedule?

Sound:😊 vocals:😮

This song keeps me going while i do my missions. 🤠

This song is so heart warming

Better than any song i've ever heard. Such deep, deep lyrics. I cried throughout the whole song. FREAKBAiT truly is a masterful musician.

today's mission : try to listen to freakbate's guitar music 💀

mmmmm the peak song of 2024

Today’s Misson: admire this song

Today's mission: listen to this song on repeat bc it's 🔥

Over half of my relatives would unironically bump this on a Friday night

never thought this guy sounds this good

scrolling through your old shorts, just realized you originally sung this back in 2022 (pretty sure this is a new recording tho)

Guess todays challenge was listening to this awesome song, bravo

Singing this to my crush, probably in the next millennium, but still it's just that good

I really wanna use this in a road trip spoof. It'll be the first thing seems off about the movie so that people listen to the lyrics for the first time and are like "wait, dog piss?"

Did I love this music: Absolutely Will I listen to it again:Of course Is it better than most songs from 2024: Hell Yeah Do I want to be an "Official Agent Of Chaos": Yeah Do I have money: No Does that mean I'll give up:Never Do I love doing missions: I always do Will I support FREAKBAiT in every possible way: Until I die Did I make tpyo in this sentence: Yes

Today’s mission: play a country song and post it on a KZfaq channel primarily focused on making daily missions

Todays mission, pretend to like Country.

This is so beautiful. I remember when my mother used to sing this to me before I fell asleep

We need this in spotify

Today mission: go into every apple store near here and play this song on repeat on every display device

These lyrics are wild

You ever guessed you would gain a fan from India?😎😎

So todays mission is:🎶🎵🎼🎶🎵🎶🎼🎵🎼🎼

this song inspired me to win my local city's upside-down underwater knitting competition

The voice is perfect 🗿

i dont even know what to say, im mesmerised, truly inspiring also congrats on becoming human

"... Page 33" dude was looking for that gud shit that he saw but forgot to save

So what is the mission

This is relatable 😢

Shitting myself and crying rn, this song is too much.

what kind of mission is this

today’s mission: sing a beautiful song

Today’s fan mission: ask a cashier if they accpet feet pics.

Under 1 year gang

He’s not purple?! i never knew!!!

221 veiws in 3 minutes? Brother is built different 🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥

Yee haw

Still out fishing, but we welcome you in Alabama. 🤠

I read that title really wrong

Today's mission go up to a stranger and say " I've. Been looking for you every where I can't believe I found you" then do a little dance and run away

I know it's kind of off topic but for the July thing I have an idea - while having a conversation say, "oh that reminds me of this one time when" and go on to tell a story that gradually gets farther and farther away from the beginning of the story and then say "oh that reminds me of this one time" an go on to say the same story. PS: I don't know when the July thing was posted so if it is something from like last year my bad

Believe it or not: there are no stickers on that guitar, it's just sticky, for, uh, "reasons"

This mission is too hard for me

Wow, I didn't think your voice is this good, boss!

It can make a grown ass man cry.

Well, this is not members only anymore.. this is really good by the way

this is the best thing to graze my ears sir, thanks

saw this in my sub feed, went over it a couple of times before seeing it was from Freak

Very well played my friend!!🎸 As always, a great guitar sound and cool track!

Wow nice one boos question what is the next mission?

Truly 👾

thank tounfreak for putting your bait in our song

I think this is actually the only inspiring song that ive seen good joob❤🔥

Freakbait hand reveal🤯🤯🤯

This videois so random, but it's fire 🔥

This is actually good- yo put this on Spotify

Bro is cooking 🤌🏻

yes you listened I FRICKING LOVE YOU!!!!!!!

Todays mission: upload a song of you playing guitar like an absolute pro

Despite the songs suggestive lyrics, you have a fantastic singing voice.

Is this todays mission?

Beautiful

This song reminds me of my uncle ❤️❤️❤️

Damn so this is the mission

Where’s the mission

I FUCKING λOVE IT

Goddamn this is fire🔥

Nice

Man I hate to break the news... but I don't think she likes you back

I love you freakbait

just got a bidet, any missions?

instantly saved to the song playlist

I love how nobody cared about the lyrics, that shit was hilarious

Todays mission: befriend a mouse and teach it to hold a sign saying I know what you did and a picture of him in an alleyway then teach it to follow him and leave it in his pants and hide it when he tries to show someone else it

Finally, some quality music and lirycs with meaning

Today's mission: play this song on repeat for someone that loves country music.

How could FREAKBAiT do this?!

This song is heat 🔥